Ryth - This Brainrot YouTuber Is Weird.

Episode Date: January 28, 2025

This Brainrot YouTuber Is Weird.

People what's up? Today I discovered an illegal brain rot channel that is polluting the youth. Now audience, the channel that we're checking out today goes under the name Olbu. Now from the grand scheme of things of checking out their content, they look like a pretty normal YouTube channel. That's at least if you check out their YouTube shorts. Which if you didn't know already audience is where a majority of children like to consume short form content. Well, they ended up getting this YouTube channel over 400,000 subscribers. And like every other curious little kid, they want to check out their long-form content.

After all, that is how most of you have subscribed to my YouTube channel and found this video here. However, what if I told you the long-form content on this YouTube channel is completely inappropriate for children? As in like, it's so bad that even adults shouldn't be watching this shit. Now, taking a quick glance at their long-form content, I'm sure that you can pick out that there are titties in the thumbnails. Now, I could make a point that putting titty's in a YouTube thumbnail is bad. But with everything considered, how can I make fun of this guy with having tities in the thumbnail whenever I do it myself? And pretty much every single mainstream child YouTuber on YouTube nowadays, where they like to cuck their girlfriends on camera and quite literally chop off their heads just for the titties?

Titties in a YouTube thumbnail at this point, ladies and gentlemen, it's mainstream, it's part of YouTube. Get with a memo. However, I'm not so very poised. part of the fucking memo whenever you're using children in the thumbnail. Tootel's song, Dandy's World Song, official animated music video. Hey, Albu, I hear you like him young. Okay, but seriously, this whole video is the definition of if she's old enough to pee, then she's old enough for me. Now, this character inside of Dandy's World is arguably the youngest character out of the whole show, game, whatever the fuck you want to call it.

They explicitly mention in the wiki that she is definitely the youngest child. They don't exactly say what age that this child is, but bro, come on, that's a fucking baby. If I seriously had to guess how old this little kid is, well, it's written on their fucking forehead. And the craziest part is that whoever drew this, I imagine it's Olpoo himself, took the genuine time out of his day to draw the fucking hourglass figure of that eight-year-old kid. Pretty fucking crazy, if you ask him. And not only are we the only ones that find this shit crazy, the like-to-d dislike ratio across almost every single one of old boo's videos,

hits pretty much a complete dumpster fire at this point. Audience, I urge you to go to any one of his YouTube videos and show me a video where the like-to-dislike ratio is positive. You will not find it. Anyways, aside from this guy using actual children in his videos, let's see what the content is actually like. Okay, what the fuck? I'm gonna seriously sound like a fucking nerd over the course of the next few minutes of this video.

So my heaviest of apologies go out to you watching this video. But as a YouTuber watching this video, I know exactly what this guy is trying to do. Much like Cocoa Mellon using all of the color spectrum to try to get little kids' attention to watch a video, this YouTube channel is doing the exact same thing, but amplified the effect times 10. Getting an overly bright pink character with big ass fucking knockers and changing the color of the background every single second. It's going to put a child with a very underdeveloped brain inside of a hypnotizing situation. This is actually what these little kids are going to look like watching these videos. For example, look at me.

I already look like I'm brain dead watching five seconds of this shit. You know, my question is, how the fuck do you sexualize something as little as? Daisy 09 from Gorilla Tag. How do you look at this and think, oh yeah, baby, I can rule 34 the fuck out of this. What the hell is Olbu thinking past 1030 p.m.? This man's hard drive is not safe from the feds. What the hell?

The first word said on a brain rot child YouTube channel, OG Fortnite is so hot yes. Also can't forget the honorable mention of the fucking pontoons on her chest. At this point, nobody can say that this is not a coordinated attack on children. Unfortunately, whenever I was around 12 years old, I was unfortunately introduced to adult content by accident. And that shit was back in like 2012, 2013. I don't know, I'm bad at math. But now for Gen Alpha, it's hard for them to even get to 10 years old without discovering this shit. It is genuinely sad how far culture has pushed us down this rabbit hole. And guess what? It's only going to get

worse because at the end of the day, everyone embraces it. Notice how I'm only playing the first like 10 seconds of all of these videos, ladies and gentlemen. You pretty much get the entire song within the first 10 seconds of the video. This is supposed to be a Christmas song, allegedly, ladies and gentlemen. But as far as I'm concerned, all I heard was, that was not very Christmas-like audience. Certainly something that I would not put on my Roku 4K TV for the family to listen to.

Would you put this on the family TV when it's time to open presents from Santa Claus? Fuck no. I can't think of a single soul that would actually play this around other people. And if you do, oh my God, I will pay for your family's therapy. I think that this was the only clip that we've checked out that didn't have titties in it. Listen, audience, this song would go hard as fuck. Just please get rid of the voice. Like, bro, can your voice respectfully fuck off?

Okay, I think this one is probably the most inappropriate one we've checked out so far. It doesn't beat the eight-year-old kid, okay? It's not as bad as that. But I can't exactly say what makes it more inappropriate, but let's just say that there's more physics going on in this video. More bouncy physics, if you know what I mean. And once again, you gotta make it overly stimulating by changing the color of the background every single fucking second. Which I imagine if you play this shit to a toddler, it'll keep him distracted for hours.

But the only reason why Olbu is doing this is so that you can entice children to become hyper-sexualized by this shit. You use the background to hypnotize them so that they can be stuck to the fucking screen. while simultaneously showing them the most inappropriate shit you can. This shit was never a mainstream thing whenever I was a kid, ladies and gentlemen. If you were to try to find content like this, you had to genuinely search for it. And the fact that this is so normalized now, it's just kind of pathetic. Nice, dude, you finish off with a song about Squid Game Season 2. I'm sure that's really going to distract us from the 8-year-old kids you like to draw.

Anyways, audience, subscribe to the channel. If you want me to make a part two on this guy's sicko ass. With that being said, I'll catch you guys later.