Ryth - This Brainrot YouTuber Must Be Banned.

Episode Date: February 24, 2025

This Brainrot YouTuber Must Be Banned.

Alright people what's up? Today I discovered another BrainRot channel that is meant for kids. Now audience, the subject of today's video is going to be by the name of Slim Tunes, where essentially just like a bunch of other BrainRod YouTube accounts, they like to content farm very obvious children's topics and sexualize them for no reason. Taking a look at the YouTube channel, do I really have to zoom in on any of their videos to give you an idea? The thumbnails of the video speak for themselves, which is good, right?

If you're a YouTuber, you should have your thumbnails show you what the video entails, but not when it's oriented towards children's topics of the age of four. Anyways, audience, like the video if you would like my character drawn like that. With that being said, let's begin. Nice dude, three seconds in the video and we already got the biggest fucking on screen. By the way, YouTube, this video is not to sexually gratify anybody. I am simply here to document the downfall of humanity. Anyways, now that I got that out of the way, there is going to be probably a lot worse shit happening later in the video.

If they are already displaying this shit, three seconds into the video, they clearly do not care about YouTube community guidelines. They didn't even put a disclaimer at the beginning of their video like I did. So they really are going into this video gung-ho. They don't give a fuck what they put on screen. Uh, what the fuck just happened? In the following 17.5 seconds of the video, we just saw a man-lit, dog, get fucking mogged by some big ass purple cat. No audience, I'm not talking about myself.

Even though I am six foot too. Ladies DM me. Anyways, bro, 20 seconds into the video and we already have a casualty. Boobies and death, ladies and gentlemen, that's how you keep the children entertained. I could have swore we already seen this stupid green screen lower third two times already. Is our attention span really that bad that you have to remind the viewer to like and subscribe every 20 fucking seconds? This just goes to show audience on how young the people are that are watching these videos. Would you look at that? The horny bastard didn't die.

And it looks like he brought a friend along. I think I'm starting to understand the plot of this story now. Two pervert dogs trying to get a sneaky peek at the purple cat. This storyline seems pretty linear for a five-year-old boy. Bro, these dogs are complete freakleaks, I swear. Is this what you want, little bro? You want her to fucking poo? everywhere is this really what gets your knob working and your uncle twerking this is my exact

reaction whenever I saw this on my YouTube homepage yes audience you heard me correctly this was actually on my YouTube homepage I don't search this shit up ladies and gentlemen it's because of the content I make it's because of y'all weird bastards that my home page is messed up I blame you guys for this weird shit okay so it looks like every time there's a new scene on screen they have to put the like and subscribe thing on screen to remind viewers every 20 fucking seconds to subscribe. Honestly, this stupid like and subscribe animation is not reminding me to do anything. It's just showing how fucking desperate you are.

Audience, you really just have to appreciate the animation budget for this video. I'm looking at the animation quality and I'm like, holy shit, audience, I gotta be just like that. You know, I got my animation, I got my character stills on screen. It's pretty cool, ladies and gentlemen, but it's not this. Maybe one day, ladies and gentlemen, I can animate my videos just like this. Holy fuck, if I ever get to this point, then I should just retire. What the fuck just happened? Did he just shit himself?

Or even worse, did he cream? I sincerely hope that he didn't do the second one. Because if he did, I have to upload this video to another website. Audience, I get some of my videos age restricted sometimes. For reacting to Roblox TikToks back in the day. And this shit is perfectly fine on YouTube.com? Well, YouTube probably allows this content because, look, the dog accidentally ran into her vagina. The dog didn't do it on purpose, YouTube, it was an accident.

So that means I can get fully monetized on this video. I understand you now, YouTube. I'm glad that we can come to a middle ground and understand why my videos back then got age-restricted and this shit gets monetized. I'm so fucking happy that I see the big picture now. Gee whiz, ladies and gentlemen, this video is just full of weird accidents. Why are they stuck in a wall with their knees sticking out? I wonder how they're going to get out of this situation. Fucking hell, bro.

This is kids' content, by the way. Is this seriously an outfit that normal women just lounge around with? Some shitty-ass pink skirt from Forever 21 and some pink hey dudes? Yeah, totally seems like a normal lounge around outfit. Not to mention the conveniently placed. casting couch in the living room. I wonder where else I've seen this type of couch. Bro, there is only so many excuses I can give to YouTube how I can keep my video monetized. Well, YouTube, you see that the dog is wearing a sun necklace. That means he needs to be warm.

And the dog figured that he would be warmer if he were to jump inside of this girl's chest. It's not because he wanted to be satisfied. It's because he's simply trying to keep warm. Bro, I am fighting for my life to not get age restricted right now. Please YouTube, be understanding. I'm just a digital journalist. Please understand. Yeah, no, I give up. There's nothing else I can explain to YouTube at that point.

Ladies and gentlemen, leave a comment if I'm cooked on monetization for this video. If this dog were to be brought to court right now for sexual harassment, and I were this dog's lawyer? Nah, I would be fuck. This dog is going to jail. There's nothing else to say. Never mind, he got the fucking death sentence immediately. I don't think I could take any more of this shit.

Audience, subscribe to the judge. channel if you would like a part two of slim tunes with that being said i'll catch you guys later