Ryth - This Creepy TikTok Couple Must Be Stopped.

Episode Date: February 19, 2025

This Creepy TikTok Couple Must Be Stopped.

I'm sorry if you hit me like, I be like... Very good, guys. All right, people, what's up? The cringiest couple on TikTok got even worse. Now, audience, the subject of today's video is AEM list. M list. I still can't fucking pronounce their name. For the sake of this video, we're going to be calling them M's.

Anyways, I dropped a video on M's a couple days ago, and it did pretty well. It's probably because 99.9% of the people that watch my videos are fucking. fucking single. Yeah, you thought that I was gonna say not subscribed. Yeah, for anybody in the audience that isn't subscribed, you can change that today. Let's begin. And I'm pretty sure that you are that. To be honest, I kind of do wish you guys broke up. I swear, seeing you guys document your fucking relationship online is like third wheeling and e-date. The only people that's gonna give a shit about your relationship is other single people that fantasized about this shit to happen to them. Your entire fan base is a lot. a bunch of lonely fucking people. I kind of do wish you broke up. This shit is just fucking cringe. Get it offline.

Ladies and gentlemen, he just fucking proposed. Oh my God. Listen, girl, I know you just got proposed to, but I have an idea. Since women are so fucking good in walking all over men in the courthouse, get that motherfucker divorce papers, you can take all of his money and you can run away. But before you do so, please delete the entire TikTok page. Nobody trying to see that shit ever again. Dude, this motherfucker got her a dairy ring.

Honey, if you don't know anything about dairy rings, let me red pill you. You have to submit your fucking ID in order to actually buy a dairy ring. Basically, you can only buy one of these fucking things in your lifetime. Typically, people buy this shit for a loved one or a significant other, but this motherfucker actually spent that shit on her. I really hope you trust this girl, bro, especially with the fucking money you got. If this girl randomly becomes a bitter fuck to you, she could take all your fucking money. And to be honest, I'm going to be laughing my fucking ass off when that happens.

Audience, I can tell you guys now that this guy does not want to be there. He is already spending hundreds of dollars at the mall for her fucking makeup. Do you think this guy is actually having a genuine smile behind that mask in that store? I can tell you guys from personal experience when I go with my girlfriend to the fucking store And we're supposed to be shopping for makeup with my money I can promise you now that I do not have a fucking smile on my face I have the biggest frown on planet earth You think the frown of a kid starving in Africa was bad well how about you catch me in a fucking Sephora

You will see a level of depression on my face that will actually make you want to end your life in Minecraft today Listen, I don't know why this made it into the video, but this is some main character shit. Not to mention her entire outfit and the fucking platter of cake on her face is probably all bought by this fucking dude. All that I've ever seen on this TikTok page is just this dude swiping his debit card. Somebody in the audience, please tell me what this girl does for work. Because I have no fucking clue. All that I know is that her full-time job is swiping this dude's American Express. I love this man.

I said I love the Smith Listen audience as much as I could say this is oo-woo and so fucking cute and oh my god couple goals As a man doing this shit it's just a fucking inconvenience This is not princess treatment you just walk over the fucking snow Oh my god Rath you're such a fucking piece of shit why would you not because y'all motherfuckers got feet to the floor is not lava How about you guys quit being a fucking child and walk across the street. Like seriously, this guy looks like a pretty busy man. He has a lot of shit to do. It's going to be some shit that he was late to his meeting because he had to give his girl

fucking princess treatment and clear the path of snow for her. That is just fucking retarded. Ladies and gentlemen, as I'm watching this video, all that I fucking see on screen is Cheching, Cheching, Cheching, Cheching, Cheching. Like, seriously, P-O-V, you're dating a man, not a boy. Provider mindset, fucking chiching. Loyalty and royalty. Fucking ties your shoes after he chichinged on your entire outfit. Prioritizes you, more fucking chiching protective of you. Okay, finally, we got around to something that should be normal in a fucking relationship.

And focused on his career. Once again, that should be a fucking given. Put you know the whole fucking chiching every five fucking seconds for your woman. Is that really needed? I think if you really want a true and prosperous relationship, it doesn't require fucking chiching all day every day. If this motherfucker was to go broke tomorrow, you would not be with his ass. Simple as that, ladies and gentlemen, go ahead and date a girl like this, and I promise if you

were to go broke tomorrow, she will fucking leave you the same day. Don't believe me, guys? Try it. I fucking dare you. Listen, audience, as a car guy, I really love my fucking cars. But I also really love my fucking cars. But I also really love my woman. Yes, guys, I know what I said was cute, you can fuck off now.

However, do I love her enough to install a fucking Hello Kitty driver mod seat inside of the passenger side? Get the fuck out of here with that shit. Listen, girl, your boyfriend must really love you if he allowed that shit to happen. I would not allow that shit to be installed in my car in a million fucking years. Bro, you guys are not even enjoying the fucking theme park. You guys are just filming each other. Is it just me or whenever I go on a date with somebody, I just put away my phone the entire

day? Audience, to me, I just think that's just, you know, the respectful thing to do. You're supposed to be experiencing something with somebody else. Why do we have to fucking film it all day, every day? It's like you're almost robbing yourselves of the full experience because you're too busy trying to record the fucking moment. Dude, I promise you guys will enjoy your date much more if you just put away your phone. What if we record it? It'll become a memory. Dude, fuck your recording. It's called remembering, you idiot.

Is it just weird, or is this like the fruity as shit I've ever fucking watched in my life? I feel like I'm watching a video of a girl hanging out with her gay friend at Universal. If you were to show me this video out of context and tell me that they were not together, I would unironically think that that is what this video is. How the fuck do you act like this in this video and drive a GT 5004? in the same day. The duality of manliness and fruitiness in this video is fucking wild. That's crazy.

Her relationship got to a point that she looks at a door and looks flabbergasted when you don't open that shit. What the fuck? No princess treatment. Yes, bitch. Open the fucking door. God, this shit is so fucking cringe, dude. Tell me this shit is scripted without telling me this shit is scripted.

And also, girl, can you respectfully stop filming at this angle? As a man watching this video, I personally am starting to feel gay. And I do not want to feel gay today. It's your reward for being a good girl. And then he went bankrupt. Huddy and subscribe to the channel if you would like a part three on this TikTok couple. With that being said, I'll catch you guys later.