Ryth - This Creepy TikToker Exposed Himself.

Episode Date: March 17, 2025

This Creepy TikToker Exposed Himself. ...

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Starting point is 00:00:00 One girl in our school that was like considered one of the popular girls, but the only reason she was popular in the first place was because she hit puberty before everyone else. All right people, what's up? The creepiest storytime YouTuber has completely crossed the line. Now audience, just like a roach that never seems to die, we keep coming across Bubba. The story time YouTuber that is also the biggest cap artist of all time continuously drops the craziest stories known to man. He's doing the day. Devils Tango with his hot babysitter. He's doing it with his mom. He's doing it with his sister. He's doing it with everybody. However, the video I discovered today has truly knocked my socks off.
Starting point is 00:00:41 Girl caught with an only fan in middle school story time. And of course, he had to put the provocative woman in the thumbnail, which is supposed to symbolize a middle schooler. So now I kind of feel a little creeped out if I click on this video. I feel like the motherfucking federal bureau of investigation's going to be at my door at any second. Oh well, it's for the content. Let's begin. Okay, the story I'm about to tell you guys could get me potentially arrested. And honestly, I'm not trying to get in any trouble with the FBI, the CIA, or any sort of government officials. That is the craziest start to a video I think that I've ever heard on YouTube. Guys, this video can get me in trouble with the FBI, but I'm just going to tell it to the entire
Starting point is 00:01:22 world. This dude is actually trying to self-report himself, I swear. Trust me, buddy. It's not like your local PD is not sitting down with notebooks watching this video. Keep doing what you're doing, buddy. So if you're watching this video YouTube, understand that this story is only for educational purposes. Bro, where the fuck is the education in a middle school girl creating an only fan? The only guy that's going to convince me that this is for educational purposes as O.J. Simpson's fucking lawyer.
Starting point is 00:01:51 You're going to have to do some real logic leaps to convince my ass. Yes, I have to say this because I'm not trying to get in trouble. Yo, what is going on, you guys? My name's Bubba, and welcome back to the crazy but also embarrassing. Yeah, guys, this video is so crazy and embarrassing. This middle school girl at my school created a fucking only fan. It was so crazy whenever I walked into the middle of the classroom and that I saw her spreading her fucking tuna tunnel. Bubba, this shit is not woo and crazy and so embarrassing, not clickbait. This shit is fucking strange coming from you. I've seen your previous videos before, Bubba. They're pretty freaky, but this shit is weird.
Starting point is 00:02:27 it all takes place back when I was in middle school and this was actually my grade seven year. Now in grade seven, okay, so for the rest of this video, I want you guys to note that this is what this fucking dude looks like back then. Our main character here is grade seven Bubba, the gooner arc of Bubba. Well, to be fair, this guy has always been a gooner, but now he's just a gooner with real female women. Back then, this motherfucker probably only had Rosie Palm and her five sisters. Like seriously, audience, you cannot convince me this fucking dude was slaying pussy in seventh grade. This again would be very on brand for Bubba sitting here lying his ass off. I was a pretty basic kid not going to lie. I wasn't popular in any way. Oh believe me buddy. We can fucking tell. You look
Starting point is 00:03:10 like the type of motherfucker to be hanging out with frankly and poking around his favorite fucking freckle. But to be honest, if there's two things I could say about my grade seven year was that I was a helpless romantic and on top of that I was addicted to video games. Like no joke. If you asked me what I wanted in grade seven, I would probably end up saying a girlfriend. and the newest next-gen console. Listen, Bubba, I'm gonna be completely honest. You cannot have both at the same time. You can either choose to be the biggest prime gooner
Starting point is 00:03:37 with the latest and greatest console. Or you can drop video games like a real fucking man and have an absolute 10 out of 10 babe next to you. Personally, audience, I think dropping video games and going for the hot babe is way better. But hey, if you want to keep gooning to Fortnite skins, that's all you, buddy. But I remember, there was this one time in my grade seven year
Starting point is 00:03:56 where I was walking around my middle school with a couple of friends of mine. And as we were walking around, there's one girl in our school that was like considered one of the popular girls. But the only reason she was popular in the first place was because she hit puberty before everyone else. What the fuck, Bubba? Why are you describing it like this? It's really fucking weird that he's describing this story
Starting point is 00:04:17 at the age that he is. This dude is currently 23 years old, according to famous birthdays. Bubba, all you had to say was that your classmates at the time really found her attractive. You didn't have to say this weird duner shit by saying, she hit puberty early. She was a real early bloomer. Dude, you're fucking weird. So a lot of guys started to get attracted to her really easily and she just became popular off that. As for me, don't get me wrong. When I was younger, I thought she was really hot as well. Put that fucking
Starting point is 00:04:47 picture away, please. But one thing I will say was that I thought like almost every girl was hot because if I had any interaction with any woman back when I was in great, I'd probably end up falling in love with them either way, even if they just ended up spitting on my face. Okay, kind of a weird detail to leave in there that if they spat on your face, you would still fall in love with them. That's a bit odd. To be fair, audience, I cannot say I was too different than Baba. If she was a female and she breathed, then she was perfect for me. Back in middle school, if a girl were to accidentally bump my fucking elbow in the hallway, I would explode. Believe me, audience, Rith in the seventh grade was not the ho-getter. You know how muff-ups. You know how muff-
Starting point is 00:05:26 has used max repel in Pokemon to get the Pokemon away while I was the fucking max repel for women That actually sounds really sad don't quote me on that but going on I remember when I was walking down the hallway One of my friends ended up pointing out that there was something going on with this girl I remember she was surrounded by a group of girls and all them were freaking out saying oh my goodness I can't believe you actually blew up Oh my god are you like a celebrity now and all of us were really confused because like if there was one thing I knew back in grade seven was social media No joke I was addicted to watching YouTube and you know other social media channels like Instagram and all that stuff. Nice, Bubba.
Starting point is 00:05:58 What a great shameless plug you have here. Yeah, guys, make sure you just DM my account so that we can do the fucking devil's tango later. Also, bro, you were addicted to social media in seventh grade. Holy fuck, Baba. You are so different from the rest of us. But I remember, I was super confused on why everyone was freaking out that this girl blew up on the internet, apparently. And that's when one of my guy friends ended up walking up to her saying, wait, what'd you blow up on? Oh, I blew up on this thing called Twitter.
Starting point is 00:06:24 Twitter? One thing I could say about Twitter is that it's a very interesting platform. Because there's a good side of Twitter where it's like, you know, motivational and informational and all the good stuff that you want to have on Twitter. And then there's the absolute gooner side of Twitter. Is this dude really about to self-report himself saying he saw cheese pizza on fucking Twitter? By the way, audience, when I say cheese pizza, I'm not talking about cheese fucking pizza. If you guys have the IQ above 20, you guys wouldn't know what I'm talking about.
Starting point is 00:06:51 This dude's about to go to jail, ladies and gentlemen. Oh my God. But at this moment, I ended up walking up to the group of girls and I said, So you blew up on Twitter? What'd you do on Twitter? Like, did you make a YouTube video or something? Oh no, I just posted a photo of myself and I'm getting so many comments. At that moment, she ends up pulling out her phone and she ends up showing us her Twitter.
Starting point is 00:07:08 And she ended up going from having only like 10 followers and liking photos about kittens to them posting selfies of herself and having over 100K followers. For the little Timmy's in the backseat, whenever Bubba is talking about she was liking kittens on Twitter, he wasn't talking about cats. As much as I would like to say that she was leaving likes on pictures of Bob from Animal Crossing. That is not the type of cat that she was leaving likes on. But I remember I ended up asking her another question where I was like, wait, so you just blew up off a picture of yourself?
Starting point is 00:07:37 Yeah, I literally took like a selfie this morning in my bathroom and everyone's loving it. Oh, okay, so you just blew up off selfies? Yeah, what, what's so weird about that? Which, to be fair, at the time, I couldn't say anything weird about it because, let's be real here. People blow up on the internet for the most weirdest reasons ever. Like me, I blow up. up on the internet for saying, Devils Tango.
Starting point is 00:07:54 Yeah, you blew up off of saying the devil's tango, but now you're about to blow up because you're talking about a middle school or creating an only fan. Fucking weird. So I really can't say anything. But I remember after that, I ended up just basically walking away from her, and I ended up basically pulling out my phone,
Starting point is 00:08:09 and that's when I officially first downloaded Twitter. I ended up downloading the app because I wanted to know why people were liking this girl so much and seeing if I could learn anything of what she's posting so that I potentially had the chance to be famous. Yeah, uh, to be fair, have taken a couple notes from her you quickly realized that if you put a girl in your thumbnail in a very confident manner your video would get a bit more views than normal huh
Starting point is 00:08:32 i ended up downloading twitter and i went inside my classroom and i started scrolling through her twitter feed with my friends and all my friends were just looking over super confused on what was going on why this girl blew up and as i was scrolling through all i realized was that all the selfies of her wearing either really short shorts or tight t-shirts were the selfies that blew up and it got to the point where i I started scrolling through the comments and all I saw was everyone asking the same thing. And that question was, what's her of? You guys probably watching right now are confused on why I'm saying of instead of O-F. And that's because back then when I was in grade seven, none of us knew what O-F was.
Starting point is 00:09:07 For the record, audience, I'm about to be on some complete nerd shit right now. I'm going to sit here and prove to you all that this video is complete cap. As we already know, Bubba is 23 years old, right? OnlyFans was created in July of 2016. And if this motherfucker was born in 2001, like famous birthday says, he was in 7th grade around 2008 to 2009. Yeah, Bubba, that's right. You just got fucking exposed.
Starting point is 00:09:34 So all this video was telling me that you sat down on your free time and thought about making a story about an OnlyFans girl in seventh grade. The fact that you pulled a story like this one out of your ass is fucking insane. So for me, my friends, all of us just read it as of instead of O.F. And I remember one of my friends that always tried to be like the smart one of the group ended up saying, oh, maybe like it's like a new like trick-shoting famous like clan. What? Do you mean like phase clan?
Starting point is 00:10:01 No, but like this is of clan. This motherfucker is comparing only fans to phase clan. All right, bro. I'm just going to skip the fucking filler. This is bullshit. Because I remember at lunchtime, I ended up walking up to her in the cafeteria we had in my middle school. And I walked up to her and sat down beside her and said,
Starting point is 00:10:16 Yo, so like, I know you've been blowing up on social media and stuff, and I think it's really cool. I just have a question. Why is everyone asking you for an of? Do you mean, O-F? Uh, yeah, like, what is it for? Oh, like, basically what it is, it's like a way for, like, people like to pay for my pictures. Pay to get pictures of you? But you already post them online for free.
Starting point is 00:10:35 Yeah, but people want, like, special types of pictures. Yep, yep, I think I heard enough. First off, when you were in seventh grade, it was 2008 to 2009. Only fans never even dropped until 2016. You also need a fucking idea. in order to get onto only fans, and you made up a story about a middle scroller posting her fucking beef curtains.
Starting point is 00:10:53 You're a fucking weirdo. Anyways, audience, subscribe to the channel if you would like another part of Bubba. With that being said, I'll catch you guys later.

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