Ryth - This Dhar Mann Content Went Downhill Fast.

Episode Date: February 22, 2025

This Dhar Mann Content Went Downhill Fast.

So what's your deal, Goblin Girl? She looks so weird. It looks like an hunker. Alright, people, what's up? Today, I discovered Darmand's Worst Life Lesson video. Anyways, I was scrolling my YouTube subscriptions tab because my YouTube for you page is f***. Thanks to you guys, I have shit like this on my homepage.

Anyways, I came across August the Ducks video called Darm Man Just Got Worse. And, uh, as you can see, Fiona was featured in the latest and greatest Darmann life lesson. Just kidding. It's not Fyck's. but Darmann did post a very shit video. Girl bullied for her green skin, Darmann Studios. Anyways, before we begin, thank you August for the video idea. Go subscribe to him. With that being said, let's begin.

I want you all to help me welcome our new student, Jade. Looks like someone's dumb Halloween spirit. Audience, I think it's been almost a year since I've checked out Darmann's content. And every single time I check out one of his new videos every single year, I have this false sense of hope in my mind that maybe his acting quality got better. But no, it's the same dog shit that I've always been used to, whether it being 2022 or 2025. The darn man dog shit continues. Lose the hood, weirdo.

Lose the rudeness, Izzy. I'm sorry, Jade, but huts aren't allowed in the classroom. Neither is that, unfortunately. They didn't even fully paint her fucking hair. I thought this was Darmand Studios, the company that doesn't pay their employee shit. Why aren't you allocating the rest of your budget to make the videos actually look good? You guys couldn't afford the $5 of extra face paint? Someone saw Wicked way too many times.

Listen, I know that that girl just said that they watched Wicked way too many times. Motherfucker, this girl watched Wednesday Adams way too many times. If you gone to my school and you were walking around geeknecking and hunching over your shoulders like that, You would get bullied to no end, let me tell you. Bro, there was no such thing in my high school called my anxiety. You're just a fucking weirdo. You deserve to get shoved in lockers. It's not anxiety.

You're just a bitch. Thank you. You can go ahead and take a seat anywhere you'd like. Stop that. Sorry, ma'am. We're just trying to be safe. I mean, like, what's wrong with her? It might be contagious.

I'm pretty sure you have bigger problems to worry about. Okay, I think I'm starting. to understand what Darmann is trying to pitch here. Racism is bad and racist people get low grades in school, which is kind of weird because I was the third best student. Anyways, I can see where Darmand is going with this video. Obviously, Darmann can get a black girl and all the white people are calling her black. But for Darmant's standards and for Darmann's audience, it's not obvious enough.

So what does Darmann do? He has to get something so outlandish and obvious, basically getting a girl with green skin to really drive home the, point to little kids that you shouldn't be racist to people. Tarman is really going the extra mile here to end racism. I love it. You can go ahead and sit right over there. So you need me in the office for a minute. Please, can you just hold yourselves together while I'm gone?

So it's your deal, Goblin Girl, with the mask and the hood and all this. She's one of those cosplay freaks. Avi. Excuse me, what did the Tim Buck fuck, did you just say? I have never ever in my life on God. God's Green Earth ever heard anybody say Avi. Avi sounds like the name of one of Link's fairies. Tarman, if you're watching this video by God's Great Providence,

to not ever have your baby boomer script writer save this shit ever again. She's trying to show off her makeup skills. No one skin actually looks like that. Save it for Comic Con. We're not impressed. Now go wash. Oh, shut the fuck up Ross T-shirt. What the fuck is wrong with your hair?

Did your barber have cerebral palsy? fucking vector ass haircut. Go wash that green goop off your skin. You know wait? Here, let me help. Actually her skin? She really is from an alien planet. Someone better call homely insecurity.

The humor that the script writers are writing into the video is so bad. I seriously do not know why Darman doesn't hire somebody like in Gween or me or Pat God or somebody. To write in the jokes for these videos, people would actually watch this shit. These motherfuckas wrote the way. words Avi and Homeland Security and thought that was peak humor. I cannot believe Darmann is writing off IRS taxes on paying these script writers for this dog shit. Dude, you can't hire anybody better. Okay, what the fuck is going on?

Why is she humming? This is like some school shooter shit. Hmm-hmm. I feel like I'm about to see an AR-15 pop out in the next five seconds. I better call Homeland Security. My me contagious. Don't help me. Sorry. My name's Sam.

What was that you were humming? Um, just some Beethoven. Okay, audience, Miss Green Girl might actually have some good music taste. Yeah, there's a side of me where I'm bumping to some Ian, you know, some yeat on the side. But hey, man, sometimes I like to feel fancy and listen to some Mozart or Beethoven. Maybe Fiona isn't so bad. Music helps me process anxiety. Oh, shut the fuck up.

My anxiety! It is! Just quit being a pussy! That's so cool. Mariah Carey always calms me down. Nice to meet you. Nice to meet you too. I'm Jade.

Don't worry, you won't catch anything. Well, you see what happened was I was... You don't have to explain. I mean, honestly, green's my favorite color. Alright, girl, that's kinda fucking weird. She's already very self-aware that she looks like a green skittle. You don't have to make it weird. That's like me going up to an Asian girl and being like, yeah, yellow's my favorite color.

Bro, it's fucking weird. You're like Shee Hulk who's very underrated. Oh, geez. I hope I didn't offend you. I wasn't trying to. You're fine. Believe me, I have heard way worse. Anyways, I just came here to tell you to ignore those mean girls from class.

Abby and Izzy are awful too. Everyone. Well, everyone who's slightly different. They're just really insecure. Okay, I find this really weird connection between people that make fun of a lot of people in being insecure. I will have all of you know that my entire career is based off of making fun of people, whether it being their attitude, how they look, stuff that they can't even control. Sometimes on and off camera, I am a piece of shit. But I can confidently tell you guys that I have not been insecure in a long time seriously how can I be insecure when my entire closet looks like some people's entire wish list how the f f can I be insecure when my monthly paycheck is

some people's entire year well Rith you're just saying that because you're trying to cope bro coping from what please somebody tell me what I'm coping from I guess what I'm trying to say is that people to make fun of people all the time not all of them are insecure ladies and gentlemen just saying they're just dickheads these lockers are the worst May I? Fingers crossed. Thank you. And that is probably going to be her boyfriend by the end of the episode.

I think I'm starting to understand the main characters in this episode. I mean, this shit is half an hour long. I just want to see how these girls get karma, how exactly she becomes her best friend. And then they're probably going to get married or some bullshit. Let's see what happens. Be better and green. Back to my question. I'd love for you to be my date.

If that's okay with you. Not exactly the ending I was expecting, but this is. is fucking great. I love a video that ends with true love. Anyways, audience, subscribe to the channel if you would like more Darmand content. With that being said, I'll catch you guys.