Ryth - This Disney Adult Situation Got Even Worse.

Episode Date: February 6, 2025

This Disney Adult Situation Got Even Worse.Disney Adults on TikTok have completely ruined Disney World for everybody. Today we check out some TikTok Disney Adults called The Plus Size Park Hoppers, and how they document their many journeys to Disneyland and showcasing my Disney Adults is a situation that is getting much worse.

We've been dying to ride Snow White's Enchanted Wish at Disneyland. All right, people, what's up? These plus-sized Disney adults on TikTok are ruining Disneyland forever. Now, audience, the subject of today's video is plus-size park hoppers. Yes, ladies and gentlemen, you guys won in a part two on these people. And yes, audience, if you're wondering, they did get worse. They're here, they're back, their big backs, let's begin. You've been dying to ride Snow White's Enchanted Wish at Disneyland, but you weren't sure if you'd fit.

Hey, everyone. Dude, they cut off the video because she couldn't even get through the fucking thing. How fucking embarrassing this TikTok account must be for all of them. You're just sitting there publicly announcing to the world that, yeah, you are way too big to get through a fucking security thing. In that you and your best friends are the top five most loyal customers to Mountain Dew. How are you guys not ashamed of yourselves? Plus-sized park hoppers, rearrange in sizes from 2x to 5x. Make sure you like this video and follow us from our plus-size Disney tips and tricks.

You know what's so weird about this video, ladies and gentlemen, is the fact that you think that this is such a narrow audience demographic. But I shit you not, whenever you go to Disneyland, a good 80% of the fucking attendance are plus size. So chances are this TikTok account for Disney adult plus-sized people, their audience is probably 80% of the fucking people that go to Disney. I never thought such a narrow audience could be so broad. Make sure you watch this video to the end for a helpful tip on the turnstiles at Disneyland.

Yeah, guys, make sure you watch all the way to the end of the video so that you can give them all the watch time they need. Well, guess what, you little shit? I downloaded your video so that I'm not going to give you any extra promo. Yeah, I know, get fucked. No White's Enchanted Wish is a slow-moving dark ride taking you through the story of Snow White. This ride has such a classic feel and really captures the essence of Disney. Okay, but to be fair lady, you've been to Disneyland like countless times. You've been to Disneyland more than I have fucking pubes on my nutsack.

And you're still going to describe this ride like it's capturing the essence of Disneyland? Guys, it's the same rides, the same food, the same dog shit every time. How the fuck do you not get bored? One thing to note about the cue for this ride is that it's very narrow, which means that it's not wheelchair accessible, unfortunately. But we'll go into more detail on that later. There is a very tight turn style to get into this ride, but later on in the video, we'll show you how to avoid it. What the fuck are you talking about? Are you going to show me a certain technique to get through the turn style?

Dude, never in my life, have I ever looked at a turn style in an airport, Disneyland, SeaWorld, etc. I have never looked at this as a roadblock from me getting onto a ride, a roller coaster, fucking anything. Who looks at this shit and thinking, oh God, ah shit, we got to turn back now? I can't get through this fucking thing. Listen, plus size park hoppers, you're the only one that's ever had that problem. A ride vehicle is a mine cart with two rows of bench seating. The safety mechanism for this ride is a lap bar and none of us had any problems with this. It did not need to get to a certain position to lock.

There is a step up to get into the vehicle and the opening is quite narrow. There's no fucking way that you guys just called this shit narrow. Audience, I need every single one of you to comment on this video telling me if you can get onto this ride. In fact, tell me whether or not you even have to tilt your body at a 45 degree angle to get on this fucking thing. I am certain that 99.9% of us will not even have to turn our bodies whatsoever to get on. Who's having this problem at Disneyland? I mean, obviously those people, but who the fuck else? Is this video from motherfucking Dave Blunts or Dank DeMoss?

I can't believe people are watching this shit. If you're plus size, we highly recommend sitting in your own row. We tried riding two in a row and regretted it immediately. Wait a minute. telling me that two people can't even sit in one fucking row. How fucking big are you guys? Do I have to play a fucking pokey flute? If you are traveling in a wheelchair or have trouble getting into narrow spaces, there is an accessible vehicle.

The side opens on the accessible vehicle, which makes getting in or transferring easier. If you are in a wheelchair or have a difficult time getting through narrow turnstiles, there is a solution. All you have to do is go to the exit and speak to the cast member. They will then scan your ticket and give you a return time. So instead of standing in line, you're basically waiting in a virtual queue. When it's time for you to return to the ride, you will get a notification on your phone. Then just go back to the exit of the ride and you'll be able to enter there. That is actually fucking crazy.

You figured out a workaround to get your big o ass on the fucking roller coaster. That notification on your phone lady is nothing to be proud of. Here's what we ate in a day as five plus size best friends in Disney's California Adventure, part one. Holy fucking shit. They actually make muffins based on what you look like. Sarah and I got Jack Jet Kooky Numnums after riding the Incredit Coaster because we skipped breakfast. You guys skipped breakfast. You guys had to make up on lost time and sugar and fucking calories by eating this. I can only imagine the amount of grams of sugar that's probably in that singular cookie.

This singular cookie alone will probably give me a sugar crash in 10 fucking minutes. Listen, audience, I'm somebody that doesn't have sugar. I try to be as healthy as humanly possible. If I take one singular bite of that, my body is not going to handle it. I'm going to fucking pass away. It'll be a hot take, but we think the cookies at Disneyland are way better than at Disney World. The chocolate is so much more melted, and that's how it got all over my shirt. That is fucking wild.

You have a laundry detergent stick on standby to get rid of the stains on your fucking shirt. You guys eat so much food throughout the day. You actually have that in your purse. I didn't even know that shit fucking existed until now. This is like some big back, big-o-ass supreme shit right here. He started with the Incredit cookie, which is a little. gluten-free jam-filled cookie. Audience, I'm just saying, hear me out.

Just getting, audience, I would not do that. I would much rather do the big Michelin motherfucker. Two of us shared the garlic cream cheese bread from Paradise Garden Snack Cart. It was honestly so good. Ashley and I each got the peanut butter cold brew from the cappuccino cart. Bro, how the hell have you guys not gotten diabetes by now? For only 45 seconds of this video, you guys probably consume 1,000 grams of sugar in just this part of the video.

Your heart is more reliable than a fucking. Toyota Tacoma. I'm surprised it's still beating. This is seriously one of the best coffees I've ever had on Disney property. Sarah got the tie tea with Boba from Lucky Fortune Cookery. From OnCast Cafe, Sarah got the Macon. All right, bro, what the fuck is that? I have never seen something that describes heart attack in one image. She's in a bread bowl.

She did not love this. Yeah, I don't think anybody would like eating that big oh ass thing of mac and cheese, no matter how big you are. Like, seriously, you take one fucking bite of that and your heart stops working? No wonder you wouldn't like eating that mac and cheese. You're about to fucking die. Guys, this almost gave me a heart attack. Whop, wop, bro, fuck off.

In the lucky fortune cookery, I had the yaki udon with- Holy fucking shit, she actually has vegetables in it. Is there really gonna be a redemption arc among the Disney adults at fucking Disney World? Drage-inspired crispy chicken. It was just alright. It was just all right. Probably because of the fucking vegetables. Is that the reason you don't like it?

Maybe if Mr. Pillsbury doughboy fucking jerked off is secret sauce in your food you would probably like it more. Also from the lucky fortune cookery, Deanna got pot stickers and terriaki chicken. She really liked both of them. Katie got a kid's portion of terriaki chicken as well as an order of beer ya tacos. Ashley and I also shared an order of beer ya tacos because I didn't really like my meal. All I hear in this video is the 10 million milligrams of sodium you guys are swallowing down your fucking esophagus.

How is your tongues not drier than the fucking chafed feet of David Goggins? And these are honestly incredible. We all loved them. As shown by me pushing my original meal away. Ashley got the beer ya ramen from the Lucky Fortune Cookery. She loved it. There was so much cheese and the noodles were perfect. Deanna got this adorable little Baymax sourdough from the Budin bread cart.

The amount of jokes I can make in this video right now that would actually get me banned on YouTube. You know what? I'm just going to let them enjoy their meal. Ladies and gentlemen, subscribe for a part three on Disney Adults. With that being said, click the video on screen. I promise you'll love it. But anyways, yeah, subscribe.