Ryth - This Disney Adult Situation Is Insane.

Episode Date: January 16, 2025

This Disney Adult Situation Is Insane. Today, we're reacting to a group known as "plus-sized Disney adults," who have gained attention for their TikTok videos discussing size accommoda...tions at Disneyland. In these cringe TikTok videos, they highlight their struggles with fitting into Disney Park seating, frequently focusing on minor issues with Disney World's setup. Some argue that their constant complaints have negatively impacted their own enjoyment of Disneyland. While also draining all their money, today we go over their Terrible Disney TikToks.

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Starting point is 00:00:00 This is what we ate in a day as five plus-size best friends in our very first day at Disneyland. We searched for the exact same room and exact same dates on the Disney World website. And that cost $8,616. All right, people, what's up? This Disney adult situation is getting out of hand. Now, audience, if any of you have ever been to California or Florida, chances are you've also been to Disneyland. The place of abundant happiness and joy for all types of children. Well, at least it used to be the land of abundant joy and happiness for children until 5xL women started to flood the parks.
Starting point is 00:00:35 The types of people that we're covering today is people from Disneyland, specifically Disneyland adults. To be even more specific, we're covering the Instagram account called Plus Size Park Hoppers, where these people, aka General Disney Adults, where these people are documenting their journeys, yes, plural fucking journeys to Disneyland, and how exactly they're being an overall human nuisance to everybody. Because in the past few months, Disney adults has been running rampant across Disneyland's parks. It's gotten so bad that even three-year-olds are getting pushed out of the way by plus-size grown fucking women to get a chance to hug goofy at Disneyland.
Starting point is 00:01:15 Seriously, what the fuck? Now, I'm not saying that these specific people are the people that push three-year-olds out of the way. But to truly give you an idea of the types of adults, adults that are at Disneyland, well, these are the types of people you see. Let's begin. For the longest time, I told myself I'd wait. Wait until I lost the weight. Wait until I was smaller or ready to go out and live my life.
Starting point is 00:01:38 Yeah, baby, I'm going to be honest, you really should have done that. Imagine starting out with such a good goal to lose the weight, get smaller, and actually have a better quality of life. Put somewhere along the line, you're like, no, I give up. I'm just going to spend the rest of my fucking life at Disneyland. can consume all the grams of sugar that Mickey Mouse's fucking nutsack has to offer. What an inspirational life story you have for us. The truth, life doesn't wait and neither should we.
Starting point is 00:02:06 Yeah, you're right. Tell them, Queen. Meanwhile, these big motherfuckers are walking into the park like it's Monster Ink. But there is one thing that she's right about. Life does not wait. So why the fuck would you want to ruin your life more with what little bit of it you have left? You see, audience, these are the mentalities of these plus-size Disney adult. There's one side of the coin where people are like, yeah, life is short, so I should get healthy, go to the gym, lift some weights, and live a healthy and fulfilling life. And then there's people like this on the other side of the coin where they're like, yeah, life is too short, so let's not even give a fuck.
Starting point is 00:02:40 Let's just make life as hedonistic and as fucking lazy as possible. Let's waste all of our money and all of our life savings on Mickey Mouse. Am I being an asshole here, or do we actually see that being unhealthy and all this other shit is such a, bad mentality. This is how Disney adults are thinking on a daily basis. This trip to Disneyland was more than just a vacation. It was a reminder. A reminder that you don't have to be a certain size to chase your dreams to see the world. You go to the same fucking theme parks every weekend. This isn't traveling the world. This is driving 20 minutes down fucking Orlando. And you cannot be fucking serious. Disneyland is what you call chasing your dreams. Listen, I get it right. How a little kid wants to go to Disneyland because it seems kind of magical.
Starting point is 00:03:29 I get it. Everybody wants to meet Mickey. Put, bro, you're a middle-aged woman that is dressing up as the 5xl version of Piglet. And you're gonna sit here and call Disneyland chasing your dreams? You do realize that the phrase called chasing your dreams means working towards something. What the fuck is the dream you're chasing at Disneyland, eating 20 Mickey pretzels and one sitting? Feel the sun on your skin or the wind in your hair. I once said I wouldn't cross the country until I reached my goal weight. But here we are, across the country, feeling more alive than ever.
Starting point is 00:04:00 Yeah, girl, I'm certain that your doctor would heavily disagree with how alive you feel. I wonder how many deep breaths in dry heaving you had to do to even record this video. Not because we lost anything, but because we gained the courage to stop waiting. And you gained a hundred more fucking pounds. You don't have to shrink yourself to be worthy of taking up space. You don't have to change yourself to be worthy of adventure. You don't have to change yourself to be worthy of adventure. I dare you all to take a hike from the bottom to the top of Mount Fuji.
Starting point is 00:04:30 You tell me if you have to change yourself to be worthy of adventure. After you guys unsuccessfully do that, then come back to me and tell me you don't need to change yourself for adventure. Get the fuck out of here. If we had waited, we would have missed out in all of these amazing moments that you're seeing on the screen right now. And all of you would have a lot more adventures in the future if you would go to the gym, work out, and you might actually live a few extra. years. Maybe you guys would be able to fit on more roller coasters. You guys would open more doors of opportunity in fucking Disneyland. But no, you guys decided to not get the gym membership because Mickey's fucking pretzel cafe was more important to you. Go. Book that trip. Take that leap.
Starting point is 00:05:10 Yeah, girl, take that leap. That leap that's only going to take you four fucking centimeters forward. Because your life, it's happening now. And it's waiting for no one. Go out there, have some fun, and live your best life. Make sure to tag up. and all of your adventures along the way. I'll be honest, girl, I seriously don't want to. If these are the types of adventures you're chasing and all this other shit, I will gladly save my money and keep driving my favorite cars and making all this fucking money. I am perfectly fine not going to Disneyland and having more net worth than all of you fuckers combined.
Starting point is 00:05:43 Trust me, I will leave all the Mickey Pretzels just for you. Hey, everyone, we're a plus ice car coppers. And this is our Epcot outfit of the day. What the fuck is Epcot? Oh, it's a theme park in Bay Lake, Florida. Listen, audience, I know a lot of you went to Disneyland. I barely go to that shit. The last time I went to Disneyland was with my girlfriend,
Starting point is 00:06:02 and honestly, I had no idea what the fuck was going on. And ironically, the time before that I went to Disneyland was with my ex-girlfriend. To make a long story short, I only go to Disneyland to make other people happy. I don't give a fuck about this place, because there's people like this at this theme park. Today we're dressed as like Mickey and Minnie. So I'm dressed as Minnie. My shirt is from Target. My skirt is from Torrid a few years ago.
Starting point is 00:06:27 My sneakers are Hoka. My ears are Disney and my earrings are bubble bar. Back the fuck up, please. I can smell the thousand Mickey pretzels you consumed yesterday. No! This is from breakfast. This is some coffee. Oh no.
Starting point is 00:06:44 Did the plus size Disney girl get food on her fucking shirt? Bro, you can't make this shit up This is Disney adults for you, ladies and gentlemen I wonder how many calories they burned In the last eight seconds of this video I think if I were to walk into Disneyland That was the first thing I seen I think that I would refund my 190-something dollar ticket
Starting point is 00:07:14 And I would walk my skinny ass right out of the fucking park This is the shit that people pay $200 to see Yeah, sign me the fuck out Get me a refund immediately, please I think I'll gladly go back to my $30 a month membership at a fucking gym. How do we afford to take all of these trips to Disney? That is probably our most asked question. Hey everyone, we're plus-size parkhoppers.
Starting point is 00:07:35 Like this video and follow us for more Disney tips and tricks. One way we're able to cut costs on our Disney trips is by renting DVC points through David's Vacation Club rentals. By booking through Davids, we're able to stay at deluxe resorts at moderate pricing. Wait a minute, so you guys don't even live local to Disneyland and you have to find a resort to stay at? Bro, what the fuck are you guys doing? That's so much money. I thought this video was about saving money for Disneyland, not going fucking homeless. And to the David's Vacation Club Rentals website to show you just how much cheaper it is to book through them.
Starting point is 00:08:06 We especially love looking through their confirmed reservations. These are trips that are already booked and oftentimes have an even more discounted price. We were able to find this preferred studio at Saratoga Springs from February. What the fuck? $3,840. Audience, do you guys consider? or this saving money. Bro, the longest I can stand being at Disneyland is probably like three hours.
Starting point is 00:08:29 And these people are willing to stay at Disneyland for 12 fucking days. Listen, I don't know any of you guys' financial situation, right? But please tell me that $3,840 is cheap because I don't think it is. And that's coming from me. And look at me, look how fucking rich I am. I remember what my life was like whenever I only made $2 a day on YouTube. $3,800 is still a lot of money to me, despite my bank account. Bro, what the fuck are these people doing?
Starting point is 00:08:59 We search for the exact same room and exact same dates on the Disney World website. And that cost 8,000-6-000. Shut the fuck! Shut the fuck! For 12 days at Disneyland, they're basically spending about $13-something thousand. My mind is fucking blown. I don't think I can handle any of this shit anymore. Huddy and subscribe to the channel if you want me to make a part two about these Disney adults.
Starting point is 00:09:21 Anyways, I'll catch you guys later.

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