Ryth - This Extreme Spice TikToker Completely Sold Out.

Episode Date: October 1, 2025

This Extreme Spice TikToker Completely Sold Out. ...

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Starting point is 00:00:00 Today, we're going back to school. Audience, I seriously have no idea what the fuck I'm getting into. The extreme spicy TikTok spice god uploaded a 20 minute video. And if this is the very first frame that I'm gonna be watching out of these 20 minutes, I think that not only me, but you as well is gonna be questioning your fucking sanity by the end of this video. Alright, people, what's up? This spicy TikTok content creator doesn't even eat it. spicy food anymore. Anyways, the subject of today's video is once again spicy. And I don't know if you guys
Starting point is 00:00:36 noticed this by now, but this guy has completely deviated from the reason he created his YouTube channel. What started out as a YouTube career of just eating spicy foods on TikTok and yada yada, this guy straight up eating steal a brain rot characters. Like what the fuck is going on? But anyways, because school has recently gone back into business and all you fuckers are starting to learn math again, Spicey knew that he had to cash in on the new Back to School Bash. Edible Back to School Hacks, ASMR. That is a pretty fucking crazy title, I'm not gonna lie. Edible Back to School Hacks, are we taking fucking drugs, bro?
Starting point is 00:01:13 I mean, with a thumbnail like that, I wouldn't be fucking surprised that this guy is laced off the Zah. Anyways, let's begin. Today, we're going back to school to eat all of the first day school supplies. There's no actual way that you spent this much money on getting cake. versions of all these school supplies for you to eat it for the video. I will say, even though spicy is a complete fucking sellout, you know, he doesn't do any spicy content anymore, pause. I will say he has scaled up his business a little bit. Now, what exactly is this business that he's scaling up? I have no fucking idea. Personally, if I were to see my son or daughter
Starting point is 00:01:51 watching this on the YouTube Kids app, I would probably remove their internet access within one business day. Also, completely Intrusive thought take off your fucking bow dude. What is that? You're going to be making edible school supplies like a giant crayon. Bro, that is absolutely preposterous for you to censor you eating the crayon. Just the fact that your mouth is open and you have something that is censored near your mouth really fucking concerns me. What other things have you had to put to your mouth that you have to censor, spicy? Is there something you got to tell us, buddy? Double bubble gum eraser? We're also going to be confronting the bully squad, he pressed my crash with edible school supplies, and escaped attention using secret school hacks.
Starting point is 00:02:36 Damn, motherfucker, I guess what you're trying to say is that this video's going to be action-packed. Do I really want to watch an entire 21-minute video, ladies and gentlemen? Do I really want to fucking do that? I guess you guys are going to find out by the runtime of this video. Time to go to school! What the fuck is that? Listen, man, I don't know who you are, but you're probably a nice guy. If I knew that you're the bus driver, to my child, I would not allow you within a football field radius of him.
Starting point is 00:03:02 As far as I know, audience, this guy does not look like a bus driver. He looks like the booty tickling bandit. Huh? Oh, hi, spicy. Fred, Fred, Fred, go away. Oh, Fred, the creepy bus driver. What did I fucking tell you? Come in, Michael Sigma.
Starting point is 00:03:19 Hi, Fred. Oh, please. Come with unc Fred. What the flea? Yeah, man. That's exactly what I'm trying to say. Simply looking at this fucking guy, I feel like my pan-pim is in serious danger. Yo, what's up, bro?
Starting point is 00:03:39 Finally, spicy for once in his life acting normal. But bro, why the fuck are you wearing that shirt? It looks terrible on you. This mufucker definitely shops at the goodwill. I guarantee that. Hey, Elliot! Dude, I heard you wrecked the bully guy. Brent.
Starting point is 00:03:55 Bro, he's not gonna let that slide, trust me, dog. Wait a minute, so you're telling me that nerd Spicey actually fucked up the school bully before? Okay, okay, at this point, audience, I'm starting to believe that Spicey is making this video for a completely different reason. This dude Spicey has been bullied to no end throughout his YouTube career. He's probably making this video to try to redeem himself. Try to, you know, make himself sound cooler than what he actually is online. Listen, man, you're not fooling the audience, and you're most certainly not fooling me. I know your crushedy, musty, dooty-booty ass still smells like fucking tumbleweeds down there.
Starting point is 00:04:31 Bro, you're cooked. Bro, what the fuck is one village doing here? I appreciate your t-shirt, buddy, because Jesus looks like the only thing that's gonna save you from this dog shit content. Huh? I would destroy him with my anime powers! Why do I feel like this is the most accurate Spisey out of all of them? If I were the inside-out characters inside of Spisey's brucey's brucey. I feel like this is the guy that operates the fucking mainframe room.
Starting point is 00:04:59 I would destroy them with my anti-pay powers. Dude, shut the fuck up. Ah-ha-ha-ha-uh. Uh-oh, Spisey just got a fucking Chubberusky for the first time in his life. And for the first time in his life, ladies and gentlemen, it's over a female. No wonder this dude is stuttering. He's so used to dudes. Who is god damn it?
Starting point is 00:05:23 Her? That's a new classmate, Olivia. I'm sorry, audience. What I meant to say? It was, wow, what a very kind lady. I sure hope that her and Spisey get married and have fucking children together. Yeah, nah, bro. She's fucking clapped.
Starting point is 00:05:40 Listen, Spisey, if that's your girlfriend, all props to you, buddy. But you don't got to worry about none of us taking your girlfriend. Believe me. But listen, man, you have absolutely no reason to cheat on her, but she has every reason to cheat on your fucking ass. Damn, motherfucker. This shit was over from the start. Olivia, popular girl, aka she's not.
Starting point is 00:06:01 single, oh my god. We're not even gonna see any romantic development between these two at all. We're about to see a huge-ass, one-sided relationship. Holy hell. Those are some crazy ass noises, Spisey, please stop. If I hear this in a public bathroom, either somebody's passing a kidney stone or they're gooning to some very, very raunchy shit. Oh, Spisey, this is my friend Justin?
Starting point is 00:06:32 Damn boy, you need to put on a motherfucking shirt right now. Cracked up Fortnite, my guy. Ah, yeah. I hate the school bus. Aw, won't you look at this little piece of shit? I hate this school bus. Yeah, yeah, we get it, buddy. Fuck you.
Starting point is 00:06:50 Complete our first day in school? We will need school supplies. Always keep them around. You will never know when you need them. Sweat bands from gym class? Dude, nobody ever in my class had a fucking sweat band for gym class. The only motherfuckers that would actually have a sweatband is the people that took track. And to be honest, I don't even know why they were wearing sweatbands.
Starting point is 00:07:13 We were never fucking competitive in the school district. My school was fucking terrible at every sport! Listen, audience, I don't know about your school, but if your school is dog shit like mine when it comes to sports, nobody needs to be a tryhard like this, especially fucking people like that. Jendie! I will show you hacks how you can sneak candy. Nodes! We will use it as a hack to escape detention.
Starting point is 00:07:39 Spicey, you are such a devious ass motherfucker, let me tell you. Two minutes in the video and this guy already knows his faith that he's gonna go to fucking detention. To be fair, I should have known after looking at him in the very first frame of the video. Not even the first frame of the video. Look at him now! He looks fucking psychotic! I have to go to the first class! The art class! Loser would pay for it! Spicey, is that a fucking Calvin Klein quarter zip that you're wearing. Bro, I thought you got like 20 million views of video. Why the fuck are you wearing shit that's from the Salvation Army? Calvin Klein is something I wear on my fucking
Starting point is 00:08:20 weiner. Nobody's trying to flex that shit, bro. Take that off. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. Class. You know, Miss Johnson, having a bunch of hair brushes in your hair and getting paint all in your hair is not very fucking good for your hair. Talk to me, ladies. I know that some of you are in the audience. Tell me that getting shit in your hair is fucking frustrating. I'm pretty OCD about my hair too, so I kind of relate to you guys. But listen, if anybody knows what I'm talking about, comment the phrase L hair. Today, we're drawing a house. Time to make the best house drawing ever.
Starting point is 00:08:56 You don't need to fucking whisper. In fact, stop fucking talking to me. Oh, God, what the fuck will you do now, Spisey? Your little pussy ass got scared of a motherfucking fly and you fucked up your house. Oh, no! Giant, Grae. Did this guy seriously just put at the bottom left part of the screen that he's not eating a real crayon? I mean, at least you know your audience demographics Spicey that they're actual fucking babies.
Starting point is 00:09:29 Ms. Johnson! Spice is eating in the class! Hagger face! Spicy? Don't eat in the class! Uh, sorry, Miss Johnson! Ha ha, get fucked you, piece of shit! Colorful pencils?
Starting point is 00:09:44 Two paint. Okay, Spisey, we fucking get it. It's not real crayon colored pencils. Holy shit. You know, audience, you would think that after Spisey ate the fake crayon that, you know, everything else in the video might be fake. But his audience literally just came out the womb 30 minutes ago watching this video that this guy actually understands that he needs to explain this shit to his audience. Personally, if I was a fan of Spyzy, I would feel fucking insulted at this point. Out here making it. judgments on my intelligence that I'm literally fucking 10 IQ. Personally, I think that's more than enough of a reason to unsubscribe to Spisey and subscribe to the Reth YouTube channel personally. Ms. Johnson, Spicey's inning in the class again. Spicey? You will get detention!
Starting point is 00:10:44 Uh, yes, yes, Ms. Johnson. Damn, Spicey, you're just gonna fucking take it like that? At least in my class, ladies and gentlemen, we would stand up to the teachers if they were on some bullshit. Now, granted, ladies and gentlemen, we still had rest. for our teachers, at least the cool ones. But listen, man, if you were being a bitch, you were being a bitch. And personally, if I was not making a mess eating in class and the teacher was starting her shit, you bet your ass I'm going to be saying something bad. Because let's not pretend that the teacher
Starting point is 00:11:10 doesn't eat her shitty fucking coffee and her Caesar salad every morning. Because that would just be straight up fucking hypocrisy. But yeah, I don't know, Spisey, you were kind of being a bitch back there. Who good rat? Nice, brand. Yeah, no shit. He just spat it a fucking. spitball at yo ass. To be fair, he had a pretty big fucking target too. I don't think I forgot what you did. Farn nugget. Me and my friend Chad, we don't like you. Ha ha ha ha. Sure, Miss Johnson. This has gotta be the best frame of spicy I've ever seen in my fucking life. Stupid fucking donkey. Let's make an edible drawing to impress the teacher and get a plus.
Starting point is 00:12:09 And what you need for that is some edible sharpies. Take out your airheads candy. We need red, green, blue, and purple. Okay, now that we got all of our airhead colors, it's time to make them a shape of a worm. Something like this. It looks kind of like a cigarette. But, thank you. He so badly wanted to say a blunt, but he fucking couldn't. What's wrong, Spisey?
Starting point is 00:12:33 You can't say blunt because your fucking five-year-old audience is watching this in the living room. Grow a spine, bro, genuinely. Holy shit. And we're going to make a tiny egg. Have this sharp edge. Why does this shit look like Shrek's uncircumcised dingling? Like a normal Sharpie? But now let's repeat the process with all of the airheads we have.
Starting point is 00:12:54 And boom, they look kinda like a Sharpie. Bro, no, no, no the fuck it doesn't. That shit does not look anything like a Sharpie. That shit looks like some off-brand garbage. I feel like if I ordered the wrong thing off of fucking T-Moo, this is the type of Sharpie I would get. Spicey, you are not gonna be fooling anybody with those Sharpe. It looks exactly like a Sharpie.
Starting point is 00:13:16 You know, they call me the king of art in school. Yeah, no one called me king of art. Oh my god, look at this! We just finished our Sharpie collection! So to make an edible drawing and actually draw with the airheads, take your paper sheet, which is made out of sugar, and pop the Sharpies five seconds in the microwave. This is gonna make it melt again in a Sharpie
Starting point is 00:13:41 that you can draw with. This has gotta be the most edited dog shit I've ever fucking seen in my life. You could very easily see where he's just unveiling the fucking drawing on the paper. And by the way, dude, nobody is going to be doing all of this in the actual school environment. Do you really think your audience fucking kindergartners is actually going to be able to have the craftsmanship in the fucking IQ to actually pull this shit off? If you genuinely think so, then you are actually fucking delusional. And now we have an edible drawing. As you can see, it has a house, sky, and grass.
Starting point is 00:14:19 It looks exactly like a normal drawing. Okay, that's cool, Spisey, but your five-year-old audience would eat paper with shit on it anyways. Your five-year-old audience, with fucking drool leaking out of their mouths, would eat paper, no problem. It doesn't even have to be fucking sugar, buddy. They'll just do it. You're not showing them anything new. If anything, you're just encouraging their current behavior. Let's see how the teacher reacts.
Starting point is 00:14:42 But now we left with edible sharpies, which is made out of candy. Edible sharpies! The teacher! Bro, why does this shit kind of look accurate? Not gonna lie, Spicey, you might actually make it in the art industry. But listen, man, if you get rejected from art school, please do not kill six million people in the process. Elliot, she might catch you. Man, don't worry about me, trust me, okay?
Starting point is 00:15:20 Trust me, bro. Spicey? Huh? Give me your drawing. Miss Johnson, look! You see this? I'm not doing at a detention school! Well, what the fuck did you expect, dude?
Starting point is 00:15:45 You were eating a bunch of bullshit in her class beforehand. Fucking idiot! Elliot? Give me your driver. Ooh, Elliot is fucked now! I think Elliot's about to join Spisey in detention. I'm not gonna lie. Personally, at this point, Elliot, I would just have Logan Paul fill my fate. Uh, sure, sure, Miss Johnson, here.
Starting point is 00:16:04 That's you. That's you. Well, I didn't expect that, ladies and gentlemen. W. Eliot, the luckiest motherfucker on planet Earth. Holy shit. What? Let's go! Yes!
Starting point is 00:16:38 Hey, Spicey. Huh? Alright, buddy, put it back in your fucking pants, dude. I mean, hey, Olivia! Do you have a spread pencil by any chance? She wants my pencil. I said, put it back in your fucking pants! Uh...
Starting point is 00:16:58 Boox! Listen, boys, if your crush is, looking at you like this in school. I really hate to say it, but she's not interested, bro. I would just keep on walking because Chad is definitely getting a piece of that ass. AKA, buddy, you're not the fucking one. But where? Bensel? Oh God, dude, he's fucking jester maxing now. For those wondering, ladies and gentlemen, that's the definition of jester maxing.
Starting point is 00:17:38 Basically, it's overperforming to impress a girl because you have a lot of insecurities like your height and your personality. And this mufuckusk is doing exactly that. Or is it? Holy shit, spicy. We know it's not a fucking pencil. You can stop that shit now. Uh, I don't know. Let's hear now up to school. Hango? No, no, no, no. There's no fucking way that the jester maxing actually worked out.
Starting point is 00:18:12 Do my eyes fucking deceive me, ladies and gentlemen. There's no way that Spisey's actually getting some cooch tonight. With me? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, spicy, we know you love colors, buddy. Shut up! What? Stupid. Open your composition books. You have home.
Starting point is 00:18:47 Let's make an edible composition book. So we can eat it and have no homework. I'm a genius. So to make an edible composition book, you will need sour strips, edible glue, edible pages, edible Sharpie, and an edible composition book cover.
Starting point is 00:19:07 I'm gonna be completely honest, Spicey. I couldn't give a solitary fuck after what the hell just happened with you and Olivia. I want to see if you actually pull it off. I'm just gonna skip to it. Hey, Olivia. Hey, Spisey. I got a question. Sure.
Starting point is 00:19:21 What is it? Say it, you fucking pussy. Do you wanna be my... Yes, Spicey. I do. Well, fuck me, baby! Well, audience, I'm gonna spend the rest of my day trying to wake up from this fucking dream. Everybody subscribe.
Starting point is 00:19:46 Let's get to 5 mil.

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