Ryth - This Illegal Brainrot Situation Is Disturbing.

Episode Date: January 20, 2025

This Illegal Brainrot Situation Is Disturbing.

Alright people what's up? Today I discovered the most disturbing brain rot YouTuber. Now audience, the subject of today's video is called Slime Cat. And as we scroll through their YouTube channel, I'm sure that I don't even have to say anything. What? The actual f-uh, are we looking at? I can agree that some of my YouTube thumbnails in the past were a little crazy, alright? I was a small YouTuber and I had to do anything to get that click-through rate. But this, ladies and gentlemen, this is just straight-up.

At this point, you might- You might ask yourself, well, Rith, if the thumbnails on Slime Cat is that bad. Surely the YouTube content within that thumbnail is not that bad. Well, Mr. Sir or ma'am that's watching this video, I wish you were right. Because if you were to click on any of the long-form videos of this YouTube channel, within about the first 30 seconds of the video, you're going to see something either extremely violent, extremely sexually suggestive, or overall something that you should not ever show a child on you.

Let me just show you a few examples here. Alright, so I got three Slime Cat videos lined up that we're just gonna see the first 30 seconds of the video. No, I did not pick their most popular videos, nor did I pick their most recent videos. I simply decided to click three random videos and just seeing what the intro is like. Just to show you how likely it is that you will come across something sexual, violent, or anything of the sort. Video number one. Bro, literally seven seconds in the fucking video and we already got fat black ass cheeks. Video number two.

Nice, dude, you rip out somebody's heart and you be, you, you fucking eat it. Totally something that we need to be showing to children. Video number three. Okay, nothing's wrong yet. Nice, dude. Yeah, uh, I think you guys are starting to understand what I mean here. Pretty crazy that I can pick three random videos out of this bunch and I receive this type of content. And don't forget, ladies and gentlemen, this YouTube channel has over 1.2,000

videos. So if you've seen that from the first three random videos I picked out, you can only imagine how bad it gets for random children clicking around. But not only is their long-form content this fucking crazy. They have also blessed this generation with YouTube short. Now, because they're able to fit suggestive or very violent content in the first 30 seconds of their long-form videos, I can pretty much assure you by assumption that there is probably something of the similar sort in their short-form content. Let's begin. Okay, well, that kind of escalated quickly.

The start of the video, I was kind of enjoying it. That was a pretty good happy beat. It was pretty wholesome at the start. It almost made me want to hit that subscribe button. Just kidding, audience, the only way I'm gonna do that is unless I'm 50 beers deep and held at gunpoint. Okay, I guess all the children that just watched this video are now gonna have nightmares at night. Listen, ladies and gentlemen, if I was five years old today and I came across this YouTube short, I was would not be sleeping at night. I would have my sleep paralysis demon fucking with me the whole night.

Heck in the day, five-year-old me would get scared over Pokemon Lavender Town music. I don't know, maybe I was just a pussy, but listen to that, bro, it's fucking scary. But if I came across this YouTube short today and I was five years old, yeah, I would be shitting my pants right now. Also, let's take a moment to look at these visuals. Look how psychotic he is. Why are we trying to traumatize the poor Gen Alpha five-year-olds, man? We are doing this. this up and coming generation, a huge disservice. What the hell is that? Is this what you guys do with your thumbnails after you post the long form video?

You guys are so proud of your thumbnail artists that you also have to make a YouTube shorts showcasing it? Is showcasing your thumbnail porn on your YouTube homepage not enough? Do you really have to showcase your thumbnails on YouTube shorts as well to children? Listen, ladies and gentlemen, I also have a thumbnail artist. Her name is Numa, she does a great job. But listen, right, after I pay for my thumbnail and I make it my thumbnail for my long-form video, that is all the promotion I think that she needs.

I'm not going to make a dedicated YouTube shorts showing off my artist's new thumbnail art. Because that is just a little fucking extra, if you ask me. If you want to see a showcase of what my thumbnail artist has done for me, go to my fucking homepage. Look at it for yourself. But yeah, this slime cat person is a little extra going the extra mile showing off his, thumbnail porn to children. Because on YouTube shorts, you admittedly enough have no say what the fuck is going to happen on your next swipe up. You can go from getting your favorite Rith video and then

this bullshit pops up. It truly is a mystery on YouTube shorts. Audience, this is straight up nightmare feel. What the fuck? Either I was just a sheltered pussy when I was five years older, Gen Alpha has nerves of steel. I'm telling you now, I would be pissing my pants if I seen this in 2009. Heck when the internet was just now starting to become popular and it was still a mystery of what the internet could do. If I seen this on my screen,

I would be screaming like a fucking caveman. But looking at this from a more literal perspective, of course, we had to feature some type of ass in the video. Let's just train children to look at ass cheeks as something to start smacking. Yeah, what a great life lesson for children. Let's just have them sexually assault people. Cat, ladies and gentlemen, really raising up the next generation of the youth.

What kind of EDP shit am I looking at? Why is this dude getting excited over an unborn baby drinking coffee? For the record, audience, this is their most popular YouTube short on their YouTube channel. 38 million views is nothing to be laughing at. That is almost double my most popular short on my YouTube channel. So for the rest of this video, just keep in mind that 38 million, Millian children have seen this video. That is just fucking disgusting.

I don't know what blood Oreos taste like, but I don't think I ever want to find out. And speaking of which, where did she even pull that needle out from? Wait a minute, pause. What kind of Jeffrey Dahmer's shit is this? This woman is straight up eating her victims and smiling at the pilot attendant like a fucking pizza roll. The main question I'm asking here is why the fuck are we showing this to kids? Just a reminder, this video has 38 mil. Duh.

Yep, yep, I'm fucking done with this shit. Not even 15 seconds in the video, and we already got raw dogging in the back of a flappy bird parody video. That is fucking preposterous. Anyways, audience, subscribe to the channel if you want a part two on Slimecat. With that being said, I'll catch you guys. Later.