Ryth - This Kids Comic YouTuber Exploits Minors.

Episode Date: January 25, 2026

This Kids Comic YouTuber Exploits Minors.

I want to work for the Black Orange YouTube channel. Door the Explorer, Door the Explorer. This girl is four years old, by the way. I've wanted to spend time with you for a while, but never had the opportunity. You're right. No one else is home today. So this is the perfect moment. So are we really just going to ignore the fact that they are brother and sister? This YouTube channel sincerely needs to burn in hell.

Alright, people, what's up? I just discovered the most predatory comic book YouTube channel. Now, audience, the subject of today's video is, Now this YouTube channel doesn't really need much of an explanation. You guys see the videos on screen. They are absolutely repulsive in every regard. But here's a few outliers that really get you scratching your head. Dora X. Monkey.

Lisa X. Bart. Mafioso X. Chance. And we got Sammy X. Fucking Jandle. Do I need to explain how fucked up any of this shit is? I didn't think so neither. Let's begin. Finally, I created a character who possesses his own intelligence.

Bro, can somebody explain to me why we got a clanker bitch voicing over Sammy of all people? Please correct me if I'm wrong, ladies and gentlemen, but isn't Sammy a fucking dude? Out of all the clankers that you could have used on your free trial of fucking 11 labs, why did you get a female voice to voice over Sammy, dude? This video is already off to a shitty start. The game with me has become very popular, so thank you for that. I was creating you for different purposes, because you are the man of all my dreams in this virtual world. Yeah, real fucking rich coming from the clanker voicing Sammy.

You are the man of my dreams in this virtual world. By the way, audience, I just really wanted to say that this is what Sammy looks like in real life. I don't know about you guys, but this guy does not look like he should have this voice. I really think you got Sammy's voice a little bit off. The voice that you're currently using for Sammy sounds like C3PO getting fucked in the rear by a USB cord. Are you trying to say that I am a character with artificial. Intelligence inside this game we are playing. Yes. Seriously, dude, what the fuck else do you think this is?

All that your YouTube channel is is Minecraft gameplay voiced over by Clankers owned by a fucking pedophile. With all of these little pieces put together, I would not be surprised that you're a character of artificial intelligence. God, this channel is so fucking dog shit. That is absolutely correct. You were designed to become my perfect virtual husband within this immersive game. What the fuck was this plot? How in the hell do we begin the video off by this guy questioning his clanker pronouns? And the very next words that proceed out of this clanker's mouth is,

you are designed to be my perfect virtual husband. Oh my god. I cannot do this because we have not even gone on a single proper date to build our connection first. Shit, I'm willing to go a step further that you guys can't even build a connection. The second the Wi-Fi goes out, these two clankers won't even know each other existed. Is this really what's? Society is leading us down just a bunch of clankers dating each other. You see, audience, the reason why I cannot take the internet seriously, none of this shit is real to me.

It's because the internet is full of dumb shit like this. The second I close my computer, it's all gone. Maybe the owner of this YouTube channel should probably do the same. And also go to therapy and stop exploiting four-year-old girls for money. You are incredibly sweet, so I agree right away to skip ahead and go straight to our third date together. Audience, has anybody actually been able to follow along in the story that they're trying to communicate? I could have swore that the little clanker monkey just said that he would rather go on a proper first date. And then Clanker Sammy replies saying, no, let's just skip to the third date.

What the fuck does that mean, bro? Are we really about to witness Sammy and fucking Jandle poking each other's poopie later? Because if so, Lord Jesus Christ, I don't want to fucking see it. Well then, let us head immediately to my place and watch a romantic movie while cuddling on the couch. I am definitely not against it. But do you not think we are rushing our relationship development too, quickly? All right, dude, you guys are absolutely fucking disgusting. I'm going to sentence you to clanker death.

I'm about to unplug the modem. Hopefully Mafioso X chance isn't going to be as bad. Are you sure no one can hear us here at all? We are far too distant from the city to be noticed. Oh no, dude. What the fuck could they be referring to? Either they're about to do a drug deal or they're going to be doing something that fucking animals do in the middle of the woods. Either way, man, both options are highly illegal.

Why do I do this, ladies and gentlemen? Do you guys see the situations I put myself in? All for your fucking entertainment. I think that deserves at least a like on the video, don't you think? So you mean I should stop being shy and finally admit everything I have hidden for so long? Oh no. Why do I feel like I'm about to hear confessions that only Catholic priest here? This is the moment, guys.

This is the moment that Cycoran admits all of the cheese pizza that's on his hard drive. Everybody get your phones ready. Get ready to dial 911. I have suspected your feelings for quite a while already, and that is exactly why I decided to bring you to this quiet place. Then I will not hesitate anymore, and I will confess to you that in truth I am a girl who has been hiding this for years. Oh, so you're a Pokemon. Could be worse. I have known that for a long time. Maybe you wanted to confess that you also fell in love with me despite everything between us. Uh, brother, how in the fuck? Did you know that this person was a Pokemon?

Were you like peeking in their fucking bedroom when they weren't noticing and they were changing? How in the hell could you have possibly figured that out without getting on a registry? I got my eye on you, mister. You're fucking weird. How did you realize that I liked you? Could it really be that you also love me and were simply waiting for this moment? Alright, lovebirds. It's not that fucking deep.

And what the hell do you mean by you're waiting for this moment? You're in the middle of the dark woods. Why would the both of you guys be fantasizing about a thing like this? In the middle of the fucking woods, bro! These stories are so fucking eerie, I can't help it. I am ready to do absolutely anything for you, because in reality, I have known you since childhood and my feelings only grew stronger. Then after our date, let us tell everyone about my secret

and about the future child who will become our greatest. Happiness. Oh, this really just turned sour. I just witnessed within 35 seconds that this guy is a Pokemon. in that he's wanting to get pregnant in the middle of the fucking woods. I never thought that clankers could feel the same feelings I do, but just a thousand times more perverted. Listen, audience, all of us can feel the sense of romance. I'm sure that you guys have a crush in class.

But this, guys, this is just another level, man. This really just needs to be documented by the fucking federal bureau, am I right? Well, anyways, I'm not gonna pretend like the next two videos are gonna be better than the previous two, Since, you know, these are referring to children now. At this point, the only prayer that I am going to pray is that Cycoran has a few boundaries when it comes to making videos on children. We will see if he's actually a man of his morals. I'm just kidding. That's a fucking lie. Look at these thumbnails, dude.

You're a pedophile, simple as that. What are you doing in my room? I decided to help you clean up. I'm really tired today. So let's skip the jokes and tell me what you want. I've wanted to spend time with you for a while, but never had the opportunity. Bro, this is your sister. You could just walk out of your bedroom and go into the living room any time.

What do you mean you never had the opportunity to hang out with your sister? And by the way, out of all the different ways that you could have worded that sentence, why did it have to be like that? I've been wanting to spend time with you for a while, but I never got the opportunity. You seriously sound like you've been praying on your sister for a while, you fucking weird ass. You're right. No one else is home today, so this is the perfect moment. Hell no, dude. What the fuck is that? No one's home. This is the perfect moment. Dude, this is some shit that Diddy would say. Oh my God.

Then let me prepare a romantic dinner and we'll watch a series together. Using the word romantic when referring to your sister is absolutely insanity. Listen, audience, if any of you guys have siblings and they're looking at you like how Bart is looking at fucking Lisa, I think you guys got a real problem. You guys need to have a sit down and talk for a long time. This is some absolutely absurd behavior. Sounds tempting, but I hope you're not planning another of your pranks. I promise this time it's completely serious. I even learned how to cook something special.

Okay, I'm intrigued. What magical culinary skills have you suddenly discovered? I am so glad that this video just ended just now. Audience, I don't know about you, but I've never been more excited about a cliffhanger than just now. I feel like if this comic book story continued any further. I think I would probably be on the FBI watch list. But unfortunately, we got one story and honestly, I think it's the worst one. I want to work for the Black Orange YouTube channel.

Oh my God. Audience to those who don't know what the Black and Orange YouTube actually scratched that, you know what the Black and Orange YouTube channel is. It's actually a trick question. It's not a YouTube channel. The fact that you are making Dora the fucking Explorer say this shit is crazy. Just a reminder, guys. We're talking about a 40-year-old without the zero. Are they really paying you that well? I shoot far fewer videos there and still manage to earn billions of dollars every single day,

which sounds completely unbelievable to most people around me. What if we both quit and create a special series of episodes just for ourselves, exploring something truly unique and exciting? Actually, I have already resigned from my previous job, and I am ready to shoot a film with you in a month, though my current schedule remains quite packed with other commitments. I don't know about you guys, But I feel like the art in this video is very, very fucking illegal.

Or at least it should be. Thank God it's not showing anything. But dude, why are we drawing Dora like this? There is just something that is very off-putting about all of the art in this video. Then I will go and collect my belongings while you kindly negotiate with the director to ensure he accepts me into the production team. I would gladly help you shoot a test video right now so the director can properly evaluate your incredible acting skills and potential. I have conveniently brought a black bag full of money.

Hoping the director will immediately pay me for the leading role in our upcoming cinematic project. You are quite the comedian, since you will actually start as a background extra, quietly observing my magnificent performance from a distance. I think you need to be thrown in a fucking wood chipper. Anyways, audience, like the video. If you would like a part two about Cycoran. With that being said, I'll catch you guys. Later.