Ryth - This Minecraft YouTuber Is FREAKY AF.

Episode Date: January 20, 2026

This Minecraft YouTuber Is FREAKY AF.

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$0%%% Look at him! I'm tired of them doing absolutely nothing! Woo! How did he finish so fast? I don't know, but my sister also always says that I finish to me... Yeah, what the fuck? Alright, people, what's up?

This guy has gotta be the freakest Minecraft YouTuber. Is this the freakyest villagers in Minecraft by Nine Meow? Thank you Eleven's for the video idea. Anyways, let's begin. What the fuck is going on right now? The villagers, the way that he's tied up on the wall, what in the fuck is that? Two seconds in the video, and there's already so many fucking questions I have. The most concerning question I have is why is it sticky at the bottom?

That's definitely not no slime ball. That's leftover ditty juice. Okay, I get it. You're wanting to execute this guy, but why do you guys look so horny while doing so? Why are you guys getting aroused at the idea of executing somebody? Because those facial expressions you guys are making are fucking insane. There should be no rhyme or reason you are getting this excited over killing somebody. The title is definitely not clickbait, guys. No, wait, please listen to me.

Is there to show up here? That's right to tell us. What to die. Oh, so that's the reason he needs to be executed. It's because he told you guys what to do. You guys couldn't just tell him no, you have to fucking execute him because of it. I'm going to be honest, you guys are just some sensitive ass pussies. All because he tried telling you guys what to do.

You want to fucking kill him. Seems a little bit extreme, don't you think? Hold on, guys. This is all a huge misunderstanding standard. Yeah. That's funny on it. Wait, I can fix everything. I live.

You'll never see. See me again, I swear. Enough. I don't want to hear it from you. No, no. No! Well, he just got dittled up the ass. Well, audience, that's the video.

Hope you enjoy it later. I'm just kidding. We still have a lot to fucking go over. This is only just the beginning. Villagers in Minecraft are just dumb. Okay, okay, maybe it's not quite that, but look at him. Damn, motherfucker. This guy must have installed the extra chromosome.

PLC PAC. Why does bro sound like muscle man if he was fucking retarded? Shut the fuck up, dude. So today I decided to fix that. I'm tired of them doing absolutely nothing. Ah. Jesus Christmas, Lord Almighty. Audience, if I was doing an eye detection contest, you guys would have caught me in 4K. I'm looking, ladies and gentlemen, I'm looking very fucking respectfully right now.

Yeah, uh, that's a lie. I can't be doing this shit, guys. I cannot be making this video with only one free hand. This is bullshit! I wish I saw what that villager saw. I can't tell you guys what the villagers saw, but all I'm saying is that it was pretty fucking awesome. I would be making that same face, boy.

Yeah, sure, you can trade with them, but... Hold up... What? Bro, you're selling your own son for... For a stack of emeralds? This is probably how Epstein got his victims. Um... Yeah.

But it's not right. Um... Okay, man, you're right. I'll give it for 10. Deal. Um, if you look the actual son. Damn, dude, you must be the most worthless son in the whole fucking village. I mean, to be fair, you're only like what, two feet tall?

To be honest, if I was born as a little manlet, I would probably value myself pretty low, too. I actually disagree with the price of this guy. You shouldn't sell him for 10. I think two emeralds is better serving. One emerald for each foot of fucking height. So, um, do like ice? Then go and get me one. Muffucker just blasted off like Team Rocket.

Dude, I kinda feel bad for Billy. He really did just get thrown like it was a fucking Tom Brady football. Everybody comment, RIP Billy. So, uh, what was I talking about? Oh, you were just talking about how you got dittled in the ass by villagers. Oh, right. It's okay. You're welcome, pal. Today I will...

No, no, wait, not like that. Today, I will enslave the villagers and create the strongest and smartest villagers in Minecraft. Alright boys, first thing we need to find the village. I already see a fine candidate right there. Uh, buddy, that does not look like a village at all. This looks like the turds, the fucking logs of shit I would expect from a Titan. Wait, why is everything made out of dirt? Oh, hey bro, uh, do you know what's...

Oh! Damn boy, you look more chop than my fucking father! This dude is more fuggly than Tim Lockwood. Oh, dear God! What? What's wrong? No, nothing, it's just, uh... Why you look like that? Like, um... stupid? Stupid? I've actually got more promise than you two! Yeah, bitch! Talk yo shit, boy! I'm gonna be honest, meow. You low-key got fucked just now.

He's got more chromosomes, you don't. Fuck you. Okay. Oh my god, why does everyone look like this? Is this a whole city of dumb villagers? Uh, did we just walk into something we weren't supposed to see? YouTube, please, I'm begging you. Please monetize this video. I get it, YouTube. The context looks really fucking bad.

It looks like he's about to get dittled in the ass. I know that this guy looks like he's about to get the Epstein special. I'm not watching this video on my own free will. My subscribers want me to see this shit. Uh, anyway, I think it's worth a shot. Listen everyone! I'm your new litter! Did this guy just say I'm your new litter?

I'm your new litter! Listen man, you can't be shitting on all these stupid villagers when you don't even know how to say the word leader. Hi everybody, I'm your new litter! Shut your fucking bitch ass up! Y'all better worship me now! I have a question. Yeah, go ahead. How to worship.

What do you mean how to worship? worship. How do I do that? Bro, how you can know? Okay. Okay. You know, fine. Let me just show you. Stupid dumb ass. Okay, look, uh, you gotta get on your knees, right? Uh, and then you like, pray? Huh? That has got to be the craziest flirting technique I've ever seen in my life. Bro gets on his knees for one second and bro takes out his fucking dong. You guys aren't just stupid. You guys are horny bastards too. You guys are like made for the ditty chamber. Oh hell nah

Dude this guy just got treated like fucking Jake Paul sit your bitch ass down boy You guys trying to clone me or what? So what did this guy just pull an RPG out of his ass or what? I literally just rewinded his video I did not see him have an RPG this entire video I guess this guy really did just pull this gun out of his ass listen man don't tell a gay man you have that much storage Alright I guess I need any village Yeah, no shit, Sherlock. You kind of just like recreated September 11th on these motherfuckers.

Let's go. That seems like a normal one. Wait. What the hell is everybody? They're probably trying to find a leader that can actually say the word leader. Hey, everybody! I'm your new leader! I'm still not going to forget that shit, bro.

Is somebody out here? Ah, bro, there has to be someone in here. Damn, boy! Bro, yo ass is almost as big as Topper Gilly. friend. This is like a whole another achievement. Hello. Hello. Uh, I'm, I'm your new leader.

Alright. Let's go. Wait, are you alone in this whole village? No. Yeah, that's probably because you ate the whole fucking village, you fat ass. You look like you can eat me alive, homie. Then what were the rest of the villagers? Probably at home like me.

Why? Because what are the ones? Uh, actually, never mind. I'll just gather everyone myself. Yeah, and how very, What the fuck are you gonna do that? If they don't even wanna leave their houses, it looks like yo ass needs to carry them out the house. And from looking at your scrawny ass, it barely looks like you can bench 50 kilos.

You're fucked, bro, it's over. Attention every one. Exactly, you sound like a bitch and you probably can't even bench these motherfuckers. You ain't gonna be the litter over shit. Emergency meeting! Ooh, god damn! That's what I'm fucking saying. Listen, I'm your new leader.

You better worship me now, or I will... Hey, hey, stop! Where are y'all going? We are tired. Damn, already? Yes, we're tired of your useless stoking. We're not going to work for you. But I didn't even tell you about the payment yet.

What payment? Uh, three Big Mac meals a day? That's probably what Topper Guild pays his best friend in. Seriously, guys, look at him. You really think he doesn't eat three Big Macs a day? I bet this guy's middle name is Big Mac. Now, that's what I'm talking about. now go and build me a mansion.

That's gonna take a while. Two thousand years later. That's not gonna work. They are way too slow. I notice you have the RPG in your inventory again. I was keeping my eyes peeled, bro. I was wondering when the RPG would be in your inventory. I think this guy's about to fuck shit up.

Hey, um, sorry for interrupting. I just want to remind you to like this video and subscribe to my channel with you. Honestly, guys, at this point, I just want to see this dude get dittled in the ass. About it, thousands of people are watching this video right now. We can get really famous. And famous means rich. Hmm. Ah, fine.

Oh my god, thank you. But with one condition, this video must hit 10,000 likes. Oh, so this entire video is just you begging for likes. You can go fuck yourself, dude. No, like seriously. You can literally go fuck yourself. Well, audience, like the video if you would like to see a part to a 9 Meow. With that being said, I'll catch you guys later.