Ryth - This Psychotic Roblox YouTuber Got Worse.
Episode Date: July 7, 2024This Psychotic Roblox YouTuber Got Worse.Roblox. Roblox TikTok and Roblox cringe has plagued the internet with their terrible Roblox TikTok trends and Roblox Roleplays and much more. Today we revisit ...the most psychotic Roblox YouTuber and see the Roblox roleplay cringe Calixo made.
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I mean that I'm gonna be staying with her
That girl is so pretty
Alright people what's up today this psychotic Roblox YouTuber got worse
I must Jack for spiders
Ladies and gentlemen I introduce you to calixo
If you're looking for a Roblox YouTuber that looks like to having a fucking aneurysm
While making the worst jokes imaginable
Then this guy is probably for you
My crush became my roommate in Roblox Brokeven roleplay
Well, twist my titty in New York City. This sounds exciting.
My crush is my new roommate in Roblox.
Dude, why the fuck do you sound like a robot?
My crush is my new roommate in Roblox.
Shut the fuck up!
And I join SummerGam and get paired with the girl in my dreams.
I accidentally mess things up and make her I want to leave.
No way, you fucked up with the ladies?
Oh my gosh, who would have fucking knew that one?
I feel so bad for you, man.
It's like your Riz game is on fucking point.
I mean, audience, look at him. Doesn't he look like a fucking king?
Boy, does he look like a man that I'll get 40 minutes or whatever the fuck he wants to do with me.
Fuck out of here.
Oh my gosh.
This is where I'll be staying.
So you're going to be okay here.
Okay, mom.
This is like a dream come true.
How has a blood socket in your fucking skull not popped yet?
Because, Colixo, I know you do not enjoy the videos that you're making.
I know you dread waking up every morning to sit down in your fucking gamer chair.
To sit your ass down to do this for two hours straight.
And then you gotta edit the bullshit that publish it to YouTube.
I know you fucking hate your life, you don't have to tell me.
You look like a man that's crying for help.
I'm glad you like it.
Now listen my Callie Boo Boo Boo Boo!
Cally Boo?
Did I hear that fucking shit correctly?
When a man receives absolutely no love and attention in his life,
to the point where he results to calling himself fucking Boo Boo Boo,
I think we have reached another type of lonely.
Can one of you females put him out of his misery and just touch him?
You know, like his shoulder or something.
If you do that, he's going to fucking explode, I promise.
But then again, I don't think any woman wants to handle the Nagasaki blast of Colixo.
He's just too far gone.
Ah, Mom!
Can you not throw this in front of all these people?
You're going to embarrass me.
Don't worry, we'll take real good care of him!
Who's this fucking Humpty, dumpy head ass?
Oh, don't worry, we're going to take kick.
Shut the fuck up.
Wait, what the heck is this guy's deal?
Well, looks like you're in good hands.
Yeah, real good hands.
I'll see you in six weeks when cap is over here!
Wait, the spicy chips, thanks mom!
Skomode!
What the hell was that laugh?
Fucking Pixie!
Oh my gosh, guys, my mom is literally the coolest.
Now quick, let's put these away before the other kids try to steal them!
I don't think any kid's gonna put they grubby-ass hands in your chip bag.
You look like the type of motherfucker to eat their boogger.
Eat they boogers and shit.
I'm not trying to cop your nostril protein.
Fuck out of here.
Hey, the next nation.
And I am the house leader.
The house leader.
And it's my job to introduce everybody.
So please follow me.
Colixo, your voice changer is probably the most duty-ass shit I've ever heard.
Because I know there's various voice filters on the internet that you can download.
That doesn't sound like an alien with a blue Yeti shoved up its ass.
You can actually get a voice filter that doesn't sound like a piece of shit.
So with all due respect, please get a different voice filter.
You sound like shit.
Oh, okay, bud.
It looks like he's about to start introducing me to all the other people.
Staying at Summit care.
Wait.
What the heck?
She's looking for bugs.
Wait, what?
Did you say bugs?
Oh my gosh, this girl is crazy.
I love bugs.
I'd love for you to shut the fuck up.
That's another issue.
everybody's got the same fucking voice.
How cheap can you possibly be in your YouTube videos
that you can't even pay for more than one voice filter at a time?
Motherfuck I can't even do the bare minimum.
Real crazy.
Do you like bugs?
Yes, I really like them.
Except for spiders!
Spiders are disgusting.
Woo! Bucking!
You mean that I have to spend my time this whole six weeks with people like this?
I really hope there's some normal people.
Hey!
Eyes off her all right!
She's my roommate
Well, what's it to you, little shit?
Rose dressed like he's 55 years of age.
She's looking like your average 15 year old goth girl.
Why the fuck you getting jealous over a little girl, bro?
Kind of creepy, you weird fuck.
You get to pick my bed?
Oh my gosh, guys!
We gotta be fast, this rate, I wanna make sure that I get the top buck!
Wait, did he just fall over?
Anyways, come on, you doofus!
Let's get upstairs, all sneaky-like!
And check out my new...
Whoa!
T-da!
You mean I get this room?
Why the fuck is the floor made of glass?
What if I'm trying to change my clothes and shit?
I'm not trying to have motherfuckers get a submarine view of my supreme ass.
Fuck out of here!
With this view!
Okay, guys, I am definitely taking the top bug,
Top Bug gang!
HAH!
Shut the fuck up!
You sound like Piglet getting hit by a fucking car.
But first!
That's something I gotta do.
Why's that?
I must check first, Spite!
Spider-Chic!
And now I'm in the top bug gang
So-moly
Anyways, guys
What the fuck happened to your neck?
Did you twitch or some shit?
Is bro faking Tourette's again?
I wonder who I'm gonna get this right?
I hope I don't get someone really weird
Well, it looks like you're about to find out
Wait, what are you talking about?
Look out there!
Huh? Oh my gosh, guys, he's right.
Holy shit!
Did this guy get pink guy as his roommate?
Motherfucker pulled up in the Pink Mobile and everything.
I'm a little jealous, I'm not gonna lie.
And check out the car, whoever's inside of it could be a millionaire.
How much you wanna bet the quote cute girl he's about to meet is probably some stereotypical blonde bitch with like a pink outfit.
That's pretty much what every single cute girl in Roblox is supposed to be.
Some blonde bimbo or some shit.
I'm probably correct.
This site, guys, I'm literally about to find out right now who?
I will be spending six weeks with in this beautiful house.
Is that a girl?
Okay, Dads!
See you later!
What did I fucking tell y'all?
I swear the Rith YouTube channel can never be wrong.
Oh my gosh.
This guy is so pretty.
Oh my god.
Let me change roommates.
What the heck?
Mouye Suga!
She's mine.
What are the Squint gang doing?
Nice to meet you!
Yes, Ms!
What the heck is going on?
Oh, show me about them!
Holy shit!
The leader just beat the fuck out of them.
I don't know this guy was capable of Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu.
I better watch what I fucking say around this guy
Guys you mean that I'm gonna be staying with her
I am so nervous what am I gonna do you gotta riz up bro? You wondering how you're gonna ask her out bro? You just failed from the start
You ain't going to the gym. You're not eating right. You're eating fucking spicy chips
You ain't got no riz on this girl. You already lost the war
Well, welcome the lucky boy
Wait what the heck get your head out the squitty gutters
The only thing I love is spicy chips
Yeah, with that attitude, you ain't getting no girl.
He has a crush!
Shut the fuck up.
I'm skipping this bullshit.
Let's get to the juicy parts.
Oh my gosh!
Ha!
What is it?
Look at that waterfall!
What the heck?
Why didn't you try and scat me like that?
Is this the waterfall?
Isn't it romantic?
Huh?
That was kind of a weird thing to say.
You know what?
I'm gonna keep just looking around.
Bro, what the fuck are you doing?
That girl is practically pleading for you.
I think bro's rejecting women so much that he just doesn't want to admit he's gay.
Wait a minute.
Melanie?
Melanie, you're alive with...
Oh, Melanie, why have you got an axe in your hand?
Dye!
Wait, what?
Whoa!
What the heck?
What the fuck?
Because you didn't sleep with her, she wants to fucking kill you now?
Well, that's a blonde for ya.
Anyways, audience, I think I've seen enough bullshit today.
Please click the video on screen. I promise you'll love it.
But anyways, yeah, subscribe.
