Ryth - This "Relatable" Brainrot Needs To Stop.

Episode Date: January 19, 2025

This "Relatable" Brainrot Needs To Stop.

Somebody save me. All right, people, what's up? The Brainrod YouTuber situation needs to stop. Over the past year of 2024, there has been a wave of brain rot that has invaded our lives. Consider it to be lanky box or skibbitty toilet. There's thousands of these guys that exist. And basically, the slop continues to be slopping. Now, today's installment of BrainRot comes from the guy named Agbap Shorts.

Yeah, try saying that guy's name five times really fast. Anyways, this guy makes a bunch of YouTube shorts that are supposed to be hashtag relatable, in which these are just very poorly animated skits that honestly should have stayed in the drafts. Let's begin. Well, shit. I'm going to be completely and totally honest with everybody here. Whenever there's a black guy in a horror movie, he always ends up dying first. So I have no idea what this YouTube short is trying to say here.

Whenever black people are in a horror film, they don't run away. They get killed instantly. Listen, this is not me being racist. If you want to question racism, then blame Hollywood. But as far as I'm concerned, every black guy in a horror film dies first. This is just a load of bullshit. Okay, this is the actual accurate part. I swear, every single white guy in a horror film, whenever they're about to die, they spend like 45 seconds of cinematic before he dies.

Where was the energy when the black guy got killed in the movie? You didn't give him 30 seconds of screen. meantime for everybody to honor his death. When the white guy, however, starts to die in the horror film, you have to spend a quarter of the fucking movie budget for him. Coincidence, I think not. You know, audience, I genuinely hate agreeing with all these white people stereotypes. Listen, as a guy that is whiter than a Michael Jackson dipped in fucking bleach, I swear that our species is one of the most paranoid types of people ever. I guarantee if you get a random white mom and you have six black men, running towards her for absolutely no reason not to do harm, not nothing, they're just going for a jog.

I can guarantee you that random white woman is thinking that she's about to get robbed. Just being honest. Okay, what the hell was so relatable about this? I need all black people to timestamp this part of the video and tell me what the fuck is so relatable about this? Is this the joke here? Am I too old to understand this shit? I don't want to try and explain myself how I may or may not understand this joke because

I'm going to get called racist. Is it because black people are just good at running or some bullshit? I don't know. I don't know. I'm not racist, okay? Hey! Hi, how are you? Hey!

Accurate as fuck. For anybody that doesn't understand the stereotype, Indian movies are dramatic as hell. Don't believe me, just watch one. But now that I think about it, I'm starting to understand why Baljeet just stood in front of me for 40 fucking seconds trying to understand who I am. Maybe he was just running through all the cinematics in his head before he recognized. I recognize who I am. Everybody type poor Beljeet, I swear. I'm sorry for that man.

Do you think it's a little bit ironic that they picked the black man for this video? This is like Magnitude 10 underlying racism. Either way, if a woman smacks me in the face, I'm beating the fuck out of her. I'll even do what Chris Brown did and get that ho tattooed on my neck after. Wait a minute, so you're saying, All I have to do is change teams and I can beat the fuck out of women? This seems like an offer I can't pass up.

Deal, ladies and gentlemen, look at me, I'm beautiful. I'm sorry, audience, I just heard copyrighted music. I had to get rid of it. For the rest of the video, you're gonna hear some very nice non-copyright sounds. Shit, yeah, that's also pretty accurate. I think the only thing I would add would be Somebody save me.

What the actual fuck is going on? I seriously wonder what it was like for these voice actors in the studio being told to record this. Let's get... Yeah! I think if I had an orgasm and sounded like that, I could easily die a happy man. Can I ask your name? Madagonos. That was so fucking sexy and erotic.

That video really just had me at the edge of my scene. My pants are fucking soaked. Please do it again. Just kidding. Please don't. I want to fucking kill myself. Wow, dude. That was so relatable.

Okay, but seriously, that was pretty relatable. Around two years ago, I was dating this fucking Indian, and she dumped me, right? At the beginning of it, I was like, oh, my God. And every single person would ask me. Hey man, I know you just got dumped. Are you okay? What fucking fine? Yeah, I actually wasn't. But long story short, I locked in, I made my money, and now she's dating some ugly fucking tumbleweed.

Crazy how life goes. Okay, I'm gonna be honest, that is probably the smartest shit I've ever seen in my life. I know that Squid Game season two is gonna be coming out soon. Somebody is gonna be doing this in season two. And I'm not gonna lie, if you and I were inside of Squid Game, I would most definitely trip you if we were in red light, green light. I'm sorry. I understand you watch my videos and you like my content, but motherfucker, 456 grand is 456 grand.

You are actually going to eat shit and once I trip you with my Jordan 1 Dior highs. You're cooked, bro. If you were in Squid Game against me, you're fucking cooked. Why are white people so fucking stupid? YouTube, that's a joke. I'm white too, YouTube. CEO Neil Mohan sitting here with a sniper about. to snite my channel down. I'm white neal you can shut the fuck up anyways once again white

people in horror movies they do this exact shit every time can I tell you why white people do this in every single horror film no I don't know why but Hollywood loves to make white people look fucking stupid all the time ah yes the black man running away also gotta have a heavy bass rap beat in the background to really capture all the blackness in this video Jesus Christmas Anyways, audience, subscribe to the channel for more BrainRot videos. I'll catch you on the next one. Later.