Ryth - This "Relatable" TikToker Situation Is Stupid.

Episode Date: January 25, 2025

This "Relatable" TikToker Situation Is Stupid.This Relatable TikToker that creates brainrot tiktoks and YouTube shorts has probably the cringiest videos i've ever seen in my life. Today we chec out his tiktok cringe on YouTube Shorts.

Alright people what's up? Today I discovered the worst relatable TikTok creator. Now audience, there's a lot of really bad content creators that deem themselves relatable like Brent Rivera. A guy that we all know is a fucking multi-millionaire with a Ferrari, making videos like you're too poor to go out to eat or some bullshit. Clearly not a very relatable guy. But today, the man that goes under the name It's Artem takes relatability on YouTube and TikTok to another level. And by next level, I mean he's not relatable whatsoever.

Let's begin. Am I adopted? Adopted? No, you're not. The acting in this video is incomparable to Nice Guy Lamp on Pornhub. If you were to take this video in Darmand's best hood classics in fucking Steven Spielberg's best movies, none of them would be able to hold an ass queef compared to the directory in this video. I mean, look at this guy.

He's just a natural. Well, at my college, we had a DNA test and I matched with some random people. No, this can't be true. Honey. Oh, no, he's not our biological son. What are you talking about? Well, remember your first few nights at the hospital? This guy seriously looks like he's passing a kidney stone in every single YouTube video.

If I had to strain my eyes like that in every single YouTube video and be that dramatic. Not only what I probably give myself an early grave, but I would probably also genetically modify my DNA and my kids would be stuck with a face like that. By the way, YouTube, I'm not making a joke about his appearance or his face. I think he's a very sexy young man. Whoa, pause. He was screaming and crying, so you told me to change him. And I did. Are you kidding me?

Can you believe that some people are watching this video and laughing their fucking ass off? This whole video, ladies and gentlemen, I was making this face the entire time. I'm sorry, I'm looking at this guy, I'm trying to find it funny, but all I see is a transgender Alvin Chipmunk. I can only imagine what kind of story this is gonna be with that caption and that face. The only reason a little boy would be making that face with that caption, Grandpa must have touched him in the Pam-Pam. Whoa, that was quick. Alright, I'm gonna go say hi. Are you sure you want to do that?

Yeah. Why? Well, I think Grandpa is too busy having fun with his friend John. What do you mean? I wanted to surprise Grandpa, so when I got to his room, I didn't knock. And all I heard was this noise. So I opened the door, and I saw Grandpa and his friend John, on the floor wrestling.

Oh my gosh, so relatable. Holy shit. That was so relatable. It just reminded me of last week when I saw my grandpa fucking some dude in the... Okay, but seriously, what the fuck? Where is any of this relatable audience? Now, God forbid, if anybody found this video relatable, I'm so sorry. If you ever walked in on Grandpa looking at a Magic Johnson, I'm so sorry.

Sorry, I apologize. But I think for the majority of us that has never happened. This shit is not relatable. How did you come up with this idea? Ironically, I don't remember any time in my life I have ever gone to a birthday party. Audience, are birthday parties really that shitty? Because I don't remember any of my friends in childhood coming back from a birthday party wanting to kill somebody. How was the birthday party?

Uh... Why? Why do you still have Jimmy's present? Because Jimmy doesn't deserve any more presents. You definitely picked your boogers in school. Because Jimmy doesn't deserve any more presents. Can you please fuck off? And we're not friends anymore. Wow, dude, you're such a fucking comedy genius.

I cannot believe that some people end up getting this much fame off of YouTube.com. Hint they're able to get paid as much as this guy in this photo here. Crazy that just a hundred years ago that a salesman was the top paying job in the United States. Now all you have to do is put on a fucking Snapchat filter and be the most unfunny dude of all time. What, what happened? Well, one of his presence was a PS5, which made me really jealous. Wow, dude, your friend got a PS5 and you got jealous? I think if my son ever told me that he got jealous over another dude's PS5,

I think that the millisecond that he says that I will destroy every single fucking electronic he has. And the only thing that he'll be able to play with afterwards is Lincoln logs in his fucking balls. So I tricked him into going by the pool with all of his gifts to take a picture. But I instead pushed him into the pool. You hear that guys, I had to beat my chest like fucking Diddy Kong in order to get my last. Has anybody laughed at this fucking guy yet? I said it once, I'll say it twice. I don't find transgender Rowley Jefferson funny.

He's gonna have to step up his comedy beyond Snapchat filters and funny voice changers. This shit is not cutting it. West Valley General Hospital, how can I help you? Hey, Dr. Brown! He has seriously gotta put away the fucking voice changer. There should be absolutely no reason why you need the funny voice changer for this video. Even five-year-old fetuses should be able to watch this video without being overstimulated. What? There's no power downstairs?

And all the lights the board shot on? Holy shit, ladies and gentlemen. This guy is so funny. What a fucking knee slapper. Holy shit. This dude is dragging out every single joke for a minute straight. This video alone is 50 fucking seconds. He could have told the joke of this. this entire video in like maybe eight seconds. This is the most untalented motherfucker I've ever seen in my life. Oh my god, oh, oh, how's that possible? I'm actually fucking snoring from this dude's videos now.

1.5 million subscribers, ladies and gentlemen. If you ever think that you cannot succeed on YouTube, please use this guy as a reference. If this is the standard to get a million subscribers on YouTube, then oh my god, everybody watching this video has it in the bag. Don't ever doubt yourself after seeing that this schmuck has 1.5 mil. Hey, my boy!

It looks like dog shit. Do you like it? I'm proud of you. I seriously wonder why do parents do that with their children? I get it right. It's cute and you want to frame their shitty little Picasso on the refrigerator. But once again, if my kids came up to me and was like, Daddy, Daddy,

Look what I made. I would rip that shit up and throw it in the trash and tell them they're a fucking failure. I would tell them you. Tell them you're a fuck up. In that audience is how you make your children grow up. Right, honey? It's not beautiful. That's really bad.

Yeah, buddy, your wife's a bitch. Anyways, audience, like the video, and I'll make a part two on the most relatable guy ever. With that being said, I'll catch you all. Later.