Ryth - This Roblox Roleplay Went Too Far.

Episode Date: October 25, 2025

This Roblox Roleplay Went Too Far. ...

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Starting point is 00:00:00 I'm breaking up with you. You know the saying, right? If she leaves you for another, there's always her mother. Ms. Smith, these dishes are not the only thing I want to get my hands on. All right, people, what's up? The weirdest Roblox roleplay YouTuber got even worse. Now, audience, just the other day, I made a video about the YouTuber Roblox Riz page, where essentially the channel name of this YouTube channel is not clickbaiting you guys in the slightest.
Starting point is 00:00:25 There is Roblox, and their most definitely is Riz. However, the problem that I have with the Roblox Riz page is the kind of Riz that's in the fucking videos. Audience, grab your popcorn, grab your water, grab your fucking beer if you're over the age of 21. Let's begin. Can I date your ex-Sophie? Oh, that one? Yeah, why? She's one of my best trained ones?
Starting point is 00:00:47 Dude, why are you describing this girl like she's your fucking student at a karate dojo? Oh, she's one of my best trained ones. Buddy, buddy, what do you mean by that? Trained? I'll have to think about this. Can you just give me a yes or no? Here's my offer. $200 for the first date, $150 for every date after that one,
Starting point is 00:01:04 and an extra $45 if you sleep together. You want me to pay you? Damn boy, this motherfucker's bringing up a whole ass menu for this kid. But bro, $45 if you tap that shit? Are you fucking high? I would raise the price to at least 80. She wants me, not you. Listen, bro, if you're trying to get your friend's ex-girlfriend,
Starting point is 00:01:23 he just described her as one of her best trained ones, why in the fuck do you think that she's going to be loyal to you. She might be a stripper, but this one really loves me. Dude, shut the fuck up. I was just trying to be nice and asked before I dated her. It's only fair if you pay me. She's been trained for three years. Like I said, she's one of the best ones on my roster. There's around 300 girls on this list, all trained by me. It's my top girl. She's the best girlfriend ever because I went through intense training with her. Okay, dude, at this point, I'm starting to wonder who the fuck actually owns the Roblox RizPage YouTube channel?
Starting point is 00:01:55 Seriously, man, who the fuck owns this channel, Johnny Sins? Because he would be the only man that would take responsibility for saying something that crazy. And he would probably be the only one that would say that and probably be true. If you think the owner of this YouTube channel is Johnny Sins, like the video. You broke up with her. That's what I do to all my girls. I'm running a business here. And that was my best investment so far.
Starting point is 00:02:16 Yeah, this guy is definitely on subjecto wordy shit. Step one, get a girlfriend. Step two, let them create an only fan. Step three, profit, baby. Exactly what this motherfucker's timing is. I swear, bro. Not doing that. She wants me. I'm just going to go for her.
Starting point is 00:02:30 She won't listen to you. There's four other guys that want her, but they're all saving up some money right now. I don't need your permission. Okay, I guess. Hey, so, when do you want to go on our first date? Jake said it's okay if we go out. I have some bad news. Jake called me and said he wanted to get back together.
Starting point is 00:02:42 He's lying. He just wants money out of me. Jake told me you would be jealous. My offer is now double. Pay up, buddy. Fine. Here's $400. Good boy.
Starting point is 00:02:49 I mean, shit. $400 is $400. Not that exactly I would spend $400 on getting Roblox Gia because that's a fucking one. waste of money. But shit, dude, if you can turn that into a profitable business, I mean, shit, go right on ahead. With the amount of weirdos on Roblox, I can definitely see that shit becoming a more worthwhile business. Meeting your parents yesterday was fun. Flip you. What? What did I do?
Starting point is 00:03:14 Whoa, whoa, calm the fuck down, you psycho bitch. Not even five seconds into the video em are already dealing with a psycho bitch-ass blonde. I'm telling you guys, those blondes out there, they're either really chill or they're fucking psychotic. I don't know which end of the the spectrum that you guys liked, but if you like the psycho bitches, go right on ahead. I think I would prefer to keep my fucking spleen. You were flirting with my mom all night long. Relax. I was just being friendly.
Starting point is 00:03:39 Yeah, right. As soon as we walked in, you said, Wow, I didn't know you had a little sister. You know, buddy, from the previous video that I just reacted to, in the previous video that I just fucking made, I do not believe you in the slightest. I said it, I said it. The amount of shit I've heard you say so far on my YouTube channel is fucking absurd. You are one lying ass motherfucker.
Starting point is 00:04:00 That's just called Manners. Manor's my... And when you helped her with the dishes, you said... Miss Smith, these dishes are not the only thing I want to get my hands on. Listen, audience, is it just me or is that flirting or not flirting? If I'm gonna be completely honest here, I dead ass do not think that's flirting. I mean, shit, if you're just asking a question, I mean, you can't really say anything about that. Now, if you were to say, damn girl, I didn't know that you and my girl had the same fat ass,
Starting point is 00:04:24 then that would probably be a fucking problem. And that is probably when this face would be warranted. But if you're just asking a basic question like that, I don't know what would be so weird about it. Okay, now you're twisting my words. Twisting your words? Ah! You know what? I try to give this fucking dude the benefit of the doubt.
Starting point is 00:04:41 I can't do any mental gymnastics behind that shit, bro. You wanna smash her mom. That's the only thing about it. I can only imagine what else this fucking dude said about her mom. How about when you said? Miss Smith is too formal. Should I just call you, babe? It's a nickname.
Starting point is 00:04:55 There's no fucking hope for you. this guy anymore, ladies and gentlemen, my god. This motherfucker treats his hose like he treats his problems, he puts him to fucking bed. Miss Smith is too long of a name. Can I just call you fucking babe? That shit was smoother than my freshly shaved ass. It's a nickname. Like friendly babe. A dinner, you said, and I quote, I can't wait to eat your stuff clams. Firing squad, ladies and gentlemen, at this point, there's no defending this fucking dude. He just needs a firing squad immediately. This is absolutely crazy. Within three minutes I go from defending this fucking guy to now advocating that this dude needs a firing squad. Surely nobody in the audience is still
Starting point is 00:05:33 defending this guy. Can I eat your stuffed clams? Get the fuck out of here, man. What's wrong with that? I was complimenting her food. We had pizza for dinner. Oh, that's awkward. Yeah, dude, that is pretty fucking awkward. How do you go from talking about eating your bitch's mama's clams? And proceed to say that it was about the food when you guys had fucking pizza. Dude, you were You are cornered, you are cooked, you are fucking everything right now. You know what, Jake, I can't do this anymore. I'm breaking up with you. You know the saying, right?
Starting point is 00:06:00 If she leaves you for another, there's always her mother. Ah, this dude really does have jokes, doesn't he? This dude really does just have the most perfect thing to say in any situation. Now, granted every single thing that this dude utters out of his mouth is fucked up, but damn is it clever. Her boyfriend was being mean, so I did this to him. Are you a taxi or Uber? Um, no. No way, you just asked that.
Starting point is 00:06:21 It looked like a taxi! This girl is having such a blonde moment right now. Oh my gosh, I thought it was a taxi! Listen, Bimbo, how about you shut the fuck up? You knew exactly what you was looking at. Idiot! I was just joking, I actually am. To the top of the mountain, please.
Starting point is 00:06:39 So you're not gonna sit with me in the back? I'm mad at you. Dude, holy shit, this guy's actually the number one pimping robox. This guy can just smell a relationship that's complicated, and he'll sort that shit out immediately. And what I mean by sort it out is that he'll sort out some fucking fucking beef cakes later. Wow, he left.
Starting point is 00:07:01 Damn, bro, really rage quit. The relationship. Didn't even say bye. He left me behind. Ha ha ha ha! Get fucked you bitch! This guy is doing the absolute most to slay thy Roblox Giot, bro. Holy shit!
Starting point is 00:07:14 This mufuck is about to be clapping cheeks on Make Out Mountain here soon. Isn't that just the beauty of fucking up a complicated relationship? But you know what's crazy? What? Him fumbling the best player in the game. Wait, what? If you couldn't see your worth, then that's a skill issue. Not yours.
Starting point is 00:07:32 Okay, okay, that was smooth. If you want me to be completely honest at this point, audience, I'm just sitting here with a notebook and pen and just typing all this shit down. You guys are all getting dropped some hard-ass pickup lines, knowledge, and everything about relationships. Despite all the previous shit that this guy's doing right now, this guy is like the Riz Jesus, the fucking Riz Messiah. It would be a sin to not be writing down what this dude is saying.
Starting point is 00:07:58 Baby! Just drove you off the cliff, but don't worry I'm gonna give her a wild ride too Well, isn't that just a happy ending? Audience subscribe to the channel for more Roblox Riz page With that being said, I'll catch you guys. Later.

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