Ryth - This Roblox Roleplay YouTuber Is Disturbing.

Episode Date: October 24, 2025

This Roblox Roleplay YouTuber Is Disturbing.

Just drove you off the cliff, but don't worry. I'm going to give her a wild ride too. What the fuck? All right, people, what's up? Today, I discovered the weirdest Roblox Roleplay YouTuber. Now, audience, the subject of today's video is Roblox Riz page. With a YouTube channel name like that, do I really need to explain the contents of this YouTube channel? This entire Roblox page is dedicated to this absolute fucking Chad.

Tap in every Roblox Giat within a 100-mile radius. And the stories that they tell about how this guy taps the guat is absolutely fucking absurd. Let's begin. What's the difference between me and a mosquito? Dude, I already know what she's about to fucking say. She's about to say some weird-ass shit that I can only say on Spotify. Also, how in the fuck did you get your avatar to look like that on Roblox? I could have swore they were banning Slagny Roblox avatars.

What the fuck is this? I don't stop sucking if you slap me. See what I fucking mean, audience? I'm telling you, the rest of this YouTube video is only going to get worse. So you know what that means, fellas, you gotta like the video for your free cringe goggles. There might be some shipping issues, so, uh, I mean, I mean, better safe than sorry. Who are you? Oh, sorry, wrong room.

Hell no, this is the right room. Huh? What are you doing right now? Nothing. What do you want? I want you to do everything you just said. Okay, motherfucker, it's not that easy to crack some gai. Just because your body got molested by a fucking squid and you have my hairstyle, doesn't mean

You're going to get that guy. Like I said, wrong room. Keep dreaming. My apologies. Where are my manners? Do you have a name? Or can I call you mine? The name's Bella.

Well, Bella, may I tap that? Pretty please. Uh, brother, what the f-did you just say? I've never seen a man be so confident by going up to an absolute 10 out of 10 baddie being like, yo bitch. Can I tap that? Pretty please. Cherry on top with the fucking teeth.

Whoa, whoa! I need to calm down. Neil Mohan. I did not say any of that. Don't demonetize my video, please. The cherry on top. and sprinkles and chocolate syrup. Let a brother indulge in that perchance.

Sorry, bro, but did you just say let a brother? A, a fucking brother? I don't know whether or not you said that as just being like, yo, let a brother tap that or like, hey, sis, I'm your brother. Let me fucking tap that. I am praying to Jesus Harold Christ that it's not the second one. Shut up. Yes, mommy.

Dude, what the fuck happened to your manhood, dude? You're on the floor calling her mommy now. The Roblox community has not gotten any better in the last four years, ladies and gentlemen. I've been making videos about Roblox E-Dater since 2021. And almost five years later, absolutely nothing has fucking changed, dude. The degeneracy is going fucking nowhere, and my prayers have not been answered, especially as of recently with this whole schlep bullshit. I fear the path that we're going to be going down, audience.

Don't ever call me that. I need you. You need medical help. My doctor told me that I need vitamin U. The amount of dog shit pickup lines that these children are learning is absolutely concerning. I can only imagine little Timmy in second grade going up to his crush and saying shit like this. My f-fka be like, Hey, bitch, I see you haven't been outside recently, but I can give you my vitamin D.

It's like, bro, shut the fuck. That was pretty smooth. And some feet picks. All right, bro, you completely lost the point. plot when you were asking for feet picks. Audience, I've never understood the hype behind feet, but I mean, if that's your thing, that's your fucking thing. Just don't bring that shit near me.

Here's a reason I wear fucking Nike dry fits all day, every day 24-7. I don't even want to look down to my own fucking feet, man. Those Johns down there, those fucking dogs stink to high hell. I don't know how the fuck any of you guys would like feet. No. Why not, Pookie? You don't trust me? All men are dogs.

Meow. Brother, you are proving her fucking point right now. And get this audience, the majority of men are wondering why the fuck we have such a bad ref. This shit, ladies and gentlemen, this shit right here. It doesn't matter if you look like this or look like fucking this. Because of the stigma and the amount of fucking losers in the male species, most dudes, even if they look like this, have to prove the women that they look like fucking this. And then everybody starts wondering why the dating men,

market is so f***. It's because of motherfuckers like this. Oh my god. Stop talking to me, Bozo. Why are you so hard to get? Because you're not going to like what you're about to find out. Why not? Oh, hey, you met your step-sister. Even better. This guy really doesn't have any fucking morals. And also, the fact that this was only the first fucking video that we checked out today. Can you guys survive the next video? Are you really sure about that? Comment the word stepsis if you made it this far. Now that you guys Comments at your checkpoint. Let's check out their absolutely worst story yet. Hey, remember my friend Sophie? She's been trying to get pregnant for a while now, but she's having some trouble.

So? Guess what she asked me. What? If you would have her baby for her? What the frick, are you serious? Because she's single and she really wants a kid. She wants me to put it down on her, lay the pipe, beat the cakes? It's a dream come true. Dude, the fact that you're just admitting all this shit right in front of your girlfriend has got to take nerves of fucking steal.

Bro, your girlfriend was just trying to tell you the story, not for you to fucking react and agree to do it. She wasn't even fucking asking you to do it. What a fucking moron you are. Well, yes, but you can always say no. What do you mean? She's asking for it, and I'm a philanthropist. I love helping people in need. Shut the fuck up.

You're a fucking philanthropist. Yeah, okay, Mr. Beast. I don't see Jimmy fucking Donaldson laying pipe on every single girl in America. I bet that all of you can find such a better way to be a philanthropist. Moral of the story so far is don't get your girlfriend's best friends pregnant. Sister out. Dude, what's with you saying brother and sister? It's creeping me out.

I feel like every time this dude says help a brother out or help a sister out, I feel like this is like some terminal canon event that is in the plot of the story. Either somebody is somebody's brother or sister, and then it's fucking weird. So please, dude, don't jinx yourself. That's not funny at all. I know it's not. It's a serious matter. And I seriously want to help her.

You know there are other ways to do things than to put it down? I mean, do you even want to do that? I mean, she's asking, not me. asking, I'm just the man in the middle. This has got to be the most polite way to ask your girlfriend if you could cheat on them. By the way, audience, do not take any fucking notes from this video. I don't want to ruin any of you guys' relationships. Now, if you guys are e-dating, I couldn't really give much of a shit.

If you guys never met in real life in your e-dating, I highly encourage you guys go fucking cheat. That is probably the only time where I would approve of such behavior. A real-life relationship is always going to be better than an online one. Anything is better than seeing Bidussi through the fucking screen. But in all seriousness, in this situation, don't fucking cheat, bro. Why the fuck what you do that? Don't get child support for 18 years, bro. It's not fucking worth it.

I'm not asking. You were supposed to say no. Do you really think I would want you to be my best friend's baby, daddy? Well, let me ask you this then. Out of all people, why does she want to have my kids? I don't know. Because she knows I'm daddy. She knows I have an artistic soul.

You have such a fucking punchable face. You have such an artistic soul. Shut the fuck. up Leonardo da Vinci. The only thing you're painting, motherfucker is the shittiest pickup lines I've seen all day. Listen, dude, if you were just an already attractive person, you don't need a fucking jester-maxing pickup line to pick up the huss. And by the way, where the f*** did you pull that stick out of? I can assist her in the process of reproduction. Alex, can you just agree to not do anything?

Please. Okay, fine, babe. I promise. Hey, girl. Hey, Sophie. Good news. I'm finally pregnant. Oh my gosh, yes.

Who's the daddy? Your boyfriend. He said you gave the green light. That face is absolutely fucking absurd. Yeah, uh, I think I've seen enough today. Audience, subscribe to the channel if you would like a part two about Roblox Riz page. With that being said, I'll catch you guys. Later.