Ryth - This Sensitive Spice King Got Worse.

Episode Date: August 7, 2024

This Sensitive Spice King Got Worse.Spice Kings. A TikTok trend that continuous to only get worse with the new TikTok Spice Challenges and Spicy ASMR content. Spizee, the biggest TikTok spice king, al...so known as the creepiest and most sensitive Spice King, got even worse.

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Starting point is 00:00:00 Giant purple chitos? Yeah, so Spisey responded to me. Guy purple chicken wing? My mouth is open for you, baby. Mr. Chicken Wing! Well, I mean, is this really a response? After all this time of me calling him a pussy in exposing him for breaking copyright law, he finally responds to me by calling me Mr. Chicken Wing.
Starting point is 00:00:18 What a fucking disappointment. Alright, people, what's up? The most sensitive Spice King has gotten worse. Ever since last year, I have been absolutely lampooning Spicey in my YouTube videos. Hinda, as of recently, he has experienced fame like he never has before. So maybe his content has improved, maybe not, let's check it out. Giant Blue Cheetos. Oh, God, Spicy, who the fuck is that?
Starting point is 00:00:41 Spicy Giant Food Challenge with my sister. What the fuck? Just whenever I start to believe that spicy couldn't get any worse, there just so happened to be two of them. Now listen, right? This video is not about Spicy's sister, and I'm not going to make fun of her. And, well, if I were to make fun of Spicy's Sister, my video would kind of get snipe down for bullying a minor.
Starting point is 00:01:01 So YouTube, this video is not about Spisey's sister. Get that shit out of your head. But what I will say, though, the comments about Spicey's sister is a little fucking creepy. Who loves a sister Spicey? Bro, she's 13. Thank you, Spicey, for what you actually do something good. I swear these motherfuckas don't think about what they're commenting before they actually hit the post button. Guys, she's a kid.
Starting point is 00:01:24 Stop saying she's fucking sexy or some shit. All are weird. Fruit, talkie powder? Wasabi? Okay, Spisey, I know this is your YouTube channel. But dude, can your sister actually handle that much spice? Because I don't know, man, I don't know if your sister has the same tolerance as you. That's a lot of fucking wasabi, I'm not gonna lie.
Starting point is 00:01:58 You know, Spicey, I genuinely feel bad for your sister. While you're psychotically looking into the camera, looking like you do the shit every day, well, because you do. Your sister's eyes are literally bloodshot. from the wasabi spicy fucking stop this shit immediately do like spicy ramen food dude you are literally trying to kill your sister right now you look fine because you're a psychotic fuck that always goes through the shit every day but dude she's just a kid let her be she looks like she's going through the ranger right now i feel so bad sour and you know i'm so glad we made it through the end of the video and she still has a smile on her
Starting point is 00:02:54 I mean, even though I damn well know she's dying on the inside, and the toilet's about to catch some double trouble from these people. I'm happy, she's happy. Look how happy they are. But either way, fuck this guy. Giant blue and red tachie! Wait a minute, there's another video with your sister. I guess she didn't learn her lesson from the first video? I could have swore her eyes were bloodshot right there.
Starting point is 00:03:15 I mean, at this point, Spise's sister, she's just doing it to herself. I really hate to see it. The psychotic fuck got through to her. What? Another habanero. Spicey, I hope you know your sister is not gonna be feeling good after this video. You are one of the shittiest older brothers I have ever seen in my life. No! Yes! No, Spicey! No, you fucking idiot! Okay, no, actually, why the fuck does that look so appetizing?
Starting point is 00:03:56 I have rarely ever seen anything on the spicy YouTube channel that actually looks like something good to eat. But this audience, this is an exception. Even though it would probably give me a heart attack 10 minutes later, I don't give a fuck. That shit's gonna taste good and it's still gonna taste good when my heart stops. Go on pepper ramen? Ew, what the fuck is that? It looks like my sweaty pubic hair after running in 100 degree heat. That shit looks disgusting.
Starting point is 00:04:25 Hot sauce! Cheers! Action! No reaction, bro, your sister is so pink in the face right now. I think when she drank that hot sauce, that has. Had to have done something to her. But of course, like always, Spicey looks fucking normal.
Starting point is 00:04:42 This motherfucker when he wakes up, he literally wakes and bakes with fucking ghost pepper sauce. I don't think you realize Spicey that your sister is not used to this shit? I think if you do another spice challenge with her, tone down the spice a little bit. John Brapuchitos! Guys, I'm about to quote every single Vesh Remy clone out there.
Starting point is 00:04:59 Bro, that looks like the last turd that grimace took. Bro, that doesn't even look like a hot Cheeto. That looks like the last turd that Elmo took. Oh, that doesn't even look like a green hot chitie. That looks like the last turd that Hulk took Sense it was Mavia Guys, it looks like the last turd that grimace took Fuck off
Starting point is 00:05:16 Purple one chip That's the face I make 30 minutes in with your mom He giant purple chicken wing My mouth is open for you baby Mr. Chicken Wing There it fucking is where Spicey Finally recognizes my existence He grabs the video clip where I say
Starting point is 00:05:39 My mouth is open for you baby while simultaneously making that horrific fucking face. This is not exactly my proudest moment in my YouTube career, but I think I'm going to have to come to terms with it. I was eaten by spicy, and I don't fucking like that idea. You know, audience, I'm just sitting back in my chair right now and thinking, what the fuck? You know, around a year and a half ago,
Starting point is 00:06:06 I was around 100,000 subscribers, and I never thought, man, whenever I'm at 2 million, 3 million subscribers, this fucking dude is gonna swallow me pause but here i am today in 2024 ladies and gentlemen in watching this shit is this the path that god in the universe has brought me to this very fucking moment here why do i feel like the universe has forsaken me holy shit slurp juice grandpa slurp me all right buddy you can shut up you know audience there was only one reason why this man says the things he does in his videos if you really want to get down to it ladies and gentlemen
Starting point is 00:06:47 And this is his audience demographic, you know, a bunch of five-year-olds. So anytime this man says anything like Grandpa Slurme or some bullshit like that, all of the five-year-old audience will be like, Hey, yo, dude, it's so fucking funny. Then they're going to go in the comments section and type some stupid shit like this. Like, seriously, is it really that easy to get 10 million subscribers on YouTube nowadays? All I have to do is say Grandpa Slurped Me at the end of my video, like that, that's it. Well, sign me up, motherfucker.
Starting point is 00:07:18 Big or small? Small. Pepper eggs? The more spicy is pepper. Ah. If spicy honestly ate the 2.6 million Scoville unit pepper, then G.G. to him. The hottest thing I've ever had was Carolina Reaper sauce, and by the way, that shit tastes amazing. But 2.6 million Scoville unit, I guess I have some catching up to do.
Starting point is 00:07:40 Big or small? Small! Small! Yeah. It was that fucking big, you little pussy. Dude, I could smell your breath through the fucking screen. I'm sorry, the video literally just started. Did you even wash your hands before you hit record?
Starting point is 00:08:03 Dude, you was fucking nasty. Oh, giant sour peacle bowl? Ooh, you see bull. Yeah, I think that's too gay for me. Anyways, please click the video on screen. I promise you'll love it. But anyways, yeah, subscribe.

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