Ryth - This TikTok Account Is Actually Concerning.

Episode Date: November 13, 2025

This TikTok Account Is Actually Concerning.

Why is Lee crying today? Well, because I just bought a car this morning from CarMax Chevrolet tracks 2019. And I learned it doesn't have cruise control. If you cannot drive without cruise control, you should have never got a license in the first place. Also, what are all these piercings? Did you accidentally run into a fucking electrical fence? I'm being completely honest, you would probably be a better driver if you didn't see the world like this. Just take off your piercings and enjoy.

your car. Simple as that. All right, people, what's up? This TikTok account is absolutely terrifying. Now, audience, the subject of today's video is the TikToker's skeleton tears. She recently bought a brand new car from CarMax, but she has a few problems with it. Well, she actually doesn't have any problems with it. It's just that the car doesn't have cruise control. And by the way, for those in the audience that doesn't know what cruise control is in a car, cruise control is a car. Cruise control is a system in cars that allows the driver to set a specific speed, enabling the vehicle to maintain that speed without the need to keep pressing the accelerator pedal. AKA, ladies and gentlemen, it's for extremely lazy and very terribly inept drivers.

This is a feature in a car that almost 99.9% of people never fucking use. However, we occasionally get some of the shittiest drivers like this lady here, pleading her case as to why she needs this absolutely totally necessary feature. Let's begin. Why is Lee crying today? I'm sorry. Are you fucking crying only one second into your video? Lady, are you like dead ass right now?

Are you fucking shitting a tear? Are you fucking hoo-booing in the bedsheets because you bought a car that doesn't have cruise control? Cry me a fucking river, ladies and gentlemen. My God. Well, because I just bought a car this morning. From CarMax, Chevrolet, Tracks, 2019, and I learned it doesn't have cruise control. Well, maybe you should have read the fine print, you fucking dumbass. Before you, oh, I don't know, spend multiple thousands of dollars on a vehicle,

you would maybe want to look over the vehicle and make sure it's everything you want. And, uh, I don't know about you guys, but if you like to prioritize certain features in a car, you might want to look out for those fucking features. As for me, a non-negotiable feature that I look for in a car is, blind spot monitoring because uh someone like myself i like to cut through traffic a lot and i'm not trying to cause a pile up so somebody like me i absolutely need blind spot monitoring but out of all things to go and cry over you need cruise control like what the fuck some people in this country ladies and gentlemen really do not deserve having a license but i will have to unfortunately agree that we

do need a little bit of a stricter policy when it comes to getting a driver's license in the United States. I shit you not. Whenever I did my driver's test, I left a parking lot. I did a three-point turn. I came back and I parked in the same parking spot. That was it. I barely even had any time on a highway or around other people. And thank goodness, I'm somebody that already knew how to drive from the get-go. I think if I didn't know how to drive and I was driving the cars that I do today, I think I would be the true menace to society. But if these are the types of drivers tests that are in the United States of America, we definitely need to have a stricter policy. We absolutely need better drivers on the road. You don't even need to have a car to know that.

And you're probably like, why the hell are you crying over cruise control? Because I literally can't drive without cruise control. How the fuck can you not drive without cruise control? Audience, I really want to make this as simple as humanly possible to everybody that drives and doesn't drive. When you're driving on a highway, let's say you're going 60 miles per hour. Essentially, when you don't have cruise control, all you have to do is to keep your foot on the gas as you're driving so that you're not over-accelerating and you're not de-accelerating too much. Is it really that fucking hard to compute that you actually need this feature in a car? Because if so, please turn in your license, get rid of it today.

I'm going on a road trip next weekend for like six hours and I'm not doing that trip without cruise control and I just bought this car. So everywhere I look online says, You can add that. A lot of Chevroletes don't have cruise control, but it's something you can add. Yeah, uh, the reason why Chevrolet doesn't have cruise control is because no one fucking does it. You know that sports car, ladies and gentlemen, that everybody loves that Corvette? The reason they don't have a manual transmission of this car is because no one fucking buys it. Same reason with adaptive cruise control, nobody uses this fucking feature.

Unless, of course, you're somebody like this fucking Pokemon right here that for some reason needs this feature. Because without it, she's gonna fucking die. Just stop driving, honestly. I'm a steering wheel. And so I ring in CarMax and I'm like, hey, I just bought a car from you guys. And I want to talk to the service center and want to know if cruise control is something I can add. And they're like, no, we can't do that. Yeah, skill issue, I guess. By the way, I really just want to bring up how fucking embarrassing that phone call must have been. You are so much of a shit driver that you had to call CarMax and ask if you can ask. cruise control. That is like almost as embarrassing as the time I was in Texas with my

friends Bertie and the duck and whenever it came time for my friend to do a U-turn the duck was like, uh what's a U-turn? Like motherfucker huh? I don't get it dude. Why are people so shit at driving? So then I called the Chevrolet dealership around and she's like that's not even possible that's not a thing you can do. So now I'm I'm confused and I don't understand and um I don't want to have to take I I have 10 days to take this car back, but I don't want to take the car back because what are they going to give me my old car? And I don't want that car. That car's a piece of shit.

Who the fuck makes a car without cruise control? What car company makes a car without cruise control? You would be pleasantly surprised, lady. The real question I would like to ask you is who the fuck uses cruise control? I'm talking to even you guys in the audience. I notice that some of you guys are like 16 plus in the audience. If you drive a car, please tell me if you use adaptive cruise control. And I guarantee if I were to tell you guys to unsubscribe if you use adaptive cruise control,

I wouldn't lose one fucking subscriber. Who the fuck uses cruise control? Nobody stopped using it, you fucking shitty driver. Anyway, somebody commented on this lady's original post shitting on her because she uses adaptive cruise control. And she decided to respond to it. This truly makes no sense to me. The amount of y'all that are like, I've never used cruise control in my life.

What do you mean? You go on the highway and you press your foot on the gas and you keep your first. foot there for hours? Uh, yes, because it feels fucking natural to do so. I never thought that this was an issue whenever people would drive on the highway. No, nobody uses cruise control. It really doesn't inconvenience me that much just to keep my foot where it is. To me, it would take even more effort to put the car into cruise control than just to keep my fucking foot there. Listen, I know this video of me crying about cruise control is first world problems. That's why I posted it. So you purposefully posted a video of you crying on the internet about first world problems,

knowing that you would get made fun of, but, but, but you fucking post it anyways? You are not making any sense, ladies. You can be honest and just say that you made yourself look like a dumbass. I was crying in my car and I said, you know what? I'm going to post a TikTok about this because people are going to be mad because this is first world problems. Oh, yeah, yeah, I get it now. You made rage bait videos. That's what you did.

I fell for it. You got me. But it wasn't just the cruise control, okay? The cruise control was the straw that broke the camel's back. Okay, Diddy. On the $8,000 worth of services I needed on my car beforehand. And the $4,000 I've spent on the car in the last three years. The fuck were you driving a Dodge Magnum?

And the two hours I spent at the CarMax trying to get this other car. And the fact that a week ago, my friend went online and spread lies about me. Okay, but that doesn't change the fact that you. you bought a shit car and you didn't read the fine print. Yeah, this lady's just fucking stupid. Audien, subscribe to the channel if you would like a follow-up video about this lady. With that being said, I'll catch you guys. Later.