Ryth - This TikTok Brainrot Crossed The Line.

Episode Date: April 7, 2025

This TikTok Brainrot Crossed The Line.

Eggplant. Um, babe, I'm wet. All right, people, what's up? The creepiest kids animation YouTuber keeps getting worse. Now, audience, the only person I've been talking about lately has been shappy sway. The new, latest and greatest kids animation YouTuber that makes the most degenerate content known to man. Well, today, their content has gotten even worse than before. No, like, seriously, I feel like I'm going to gouge my eyes out at any fucking minute if I make another video

about this guy. But I digress. It's for the content. Let's begin. Did you know that if you close your mouth, you can actually shut up and not give your opinion that no one asked for? Holy shit, dude, maybe I should listen to Shappie's advice. Guys, if I just shut the fuck up and never said anything else about Shappie Sway. I imagine if I shut the fuck up now, we would already have flying cars and Donald Trump's fucking tariffs would be gone. If I just shut the fuck up, we would truly be living in the future. But yeah, like that's gonna happen. Crapy, this is me as a girl.

Crapy, it's just a filter. Get off me! Listen, audience, I don't give a shit what kind of filter my homie puts on on Snapchat. I will never, ever look at him like this way in my life. How do you know how motherfuckus look at my friend group and put them on their hear-me-out list? What the fuck is so handsome about this? Okay, maybe he does have some pretty good lips, but still it's fucked up. Wow, this is a nice place.

See you later, guys. Where are you going? Maybe he didn't know. No what? Wow, that's a tasty kitty. Thank you, Capwinter. I just got it last year. Damn, dude, I guess this motherfucker got the best of both worlds.

This dude just got the Toyota of women. She doesn't even leak once a month. So, what else can you do? I French kiss. Hmm, everybody does that. Yeah, but Daddy says I'm the best at it. Listen, man, if you're kissing your daddy for any reason, you need to be stop immediately. Like, dude, what kind of timing are you on? Is your dad named fucking Tom Brady? Who in the fuck? CPR's their dad? That's just...

Hmm. This girl said, men twerk when they do missionary. I wonder if it's true. Yeah, it is pretty true. Don't ask how I know, by the way. I'm just a really big fan of the gospel. I am quite the apostle, if I do say so myself. Hey, crappy, get up real quick. I saw a meme on the internet. Get on the bed and do a missionary position. Bro, what the fuck? But... You said missionary position. Listen, buddy, I don't think that's what Shappie was referring to.

Pro thinks he's doing missionary, motherfucker, that's the promise land. Missionary means you're on a fucking mission to do something. You're just being the destination. Um, babe, I'm wet. You want a paper towel? Damn, dude, I totally relate to that book. Hey, babe, I'm wet. I don't give a fuck.

No, I want more than that. You want two paper towels? This is on God how it be whenever my girl's trying to give me a hint about something. It's like, stop trying to talk to me in figurative language. This shit is not the book of revelation. My fucka be like womanese chapter 20 verse 32. If she says that she doesn't want something, then it's the very fucking opposite. It's like consent.

No, I want something big, long, and round. Damn, bitch, you want the whole roll? Okay, bro, that shit's just fucking nasty. I can't even comment on this part of the video YouTube's gonna fucking Thomas Crooks my ass. This is how to disarm a thief. This is also how to disarm a thief. Huh? Of course this fucking freakleek is gonna be the one to try to stop a thief like that.

By the way, audience, if a thief barges into your house, do not try this tactic. First thing that would happen would be that your childhood would be fucking ruined forever. In second off, you gotta deal with all the court system of getting that fucker on the registry. It's gonna be bad. So I would just do yourself a favor and just run and hide. Capi, this is a mom and son. Why are we making this romantic? And also, why is this video titled fucking Valentine's Day?

You should not be doing this shit with your mom on Valentine's Day. Dude, no way. NASA just leaked the clearest picture ever taken of your anus. What? Ah, ha, ha, we fucking get it. Red dogs, red asshole got leaked on the internet. YouTube, I'm not the one that's making the joke. They're making it.

themselves. I'm just spelling it out for everybody. I know. I mean, it's so clear. It's like it's, it's like it's right in front of my face. How did they get that picture? I don't know, dude. They got telescopes that could see like anywhere. I just, I don't, I don't get how, how did they, I don't. Oh my god, wait, wait, I'm so stupid. It's Pluto. Oh, they got it. Wait, Pluto's anus. Yeah, no, I don't think anybody wants to see Pluto's anus. I was a big fan of Mickey Mouse.

ladies and gentlemen, but I'm not that big a fan. You can keep that freaky ass shit to yourself. How long have you been, um, known in it up? For about 30 years now. Wow, congratulations. I understand that your work takes you all around the world. Yes, that is correct. In fact, I'll be leaving the country very soon to assume a missionary position. Audience, I have a weird feeling. I know exactly what the rest of this video is going to be looking like. Missionary position. A yo, a yo, a yo, missionary. I already know what the rest of this video's gonna be egging towards. It's just gonna be some shitty ass fucking joke that nobody's gonna find funny. Whoa, that's interesting. Um, so, uh, where will you be holding it? Uh, missionary position?

Uh, yeah. In Bangkok. Ha, ha, ha, that was so fucking funny! Holy shit, Shappy. Have you seriously ran out of jokes that you actually have to spell out every little fucking piece of comedy you have? You actually pay real people to animate this dog shit comedy. Bro, I can think of a thousand more things that you can allocate your money to. This shit is fucking stupid. In fact, I'm looking forward to taking it all in.

Um, uh... Have you ever know the joy of a missionary position? Uh, yeah. So here's the story. I was with two girls. So I was doing the twin sister right. So her mother walked in and her mother have the video camera. So she put it on the tripod. Okay, man, I think I've heard enough. I think you're telling a story that uh, nobody needs to actually hear. Especially YouTube. Come on, man. You're trying to get me monetized here. Babe, crappy! How can you do this to me? April Fools! Yeah.

April Fools! You got me there. I thought you were cheating on me. So, where are we? Listen, man, whether it's April Fools or not, if I were to walk in a my girl and I've seen this type of shit... I'm sorry, somebody's getting their fucking teeth pummeled in. It's gonna be a really funny April Fool's joke to somebody else when I make their fucking teeth look like a harmonica. Hey man, do you know how to get to the supermarket? Well, at the roundabout you go straight, then make a U-turn and you will find the spot just at the other side.

Dude, what the fuck just happened? Why is he making that face? Oh, it's because it looks like that on the paper. Dude, you know your joke is shit whenever you have to think about the joke for 30 fucking seconds to figure it out. This has gotta be the corneest video I definitely seen so far. Sausage. Um, banana. Eggplant. Okay, I think that's enough. Howdy and subscribe to the channel if you would like a part five about Shappie Sway. With that being said, I'll catch you guys. Later.