Ryth - This TikTok Disney Adult Situation Is Ridiculous.

Episode Date: June 11, 2025

This TikTok Disney Adult Situation Is Ridiculous.

Well, no, they know. I'm a high. All right, people, what's up? Disney adults on TikTok seriously need to stop. Now, audience, the subject of today's video is plus-size park hoppers. I have made, admittedly enough, more videos that I really should have about these people, where their journeys to Disneyland is more than just the average child's journey to Disneyland. They make it their entire fucking life.

Spending over $7,000 for a fucking... hotel room consuming over 7,000 calories in fucking fried food, while also you and your supersized friends can't even fit inside if any of the roller coasters provided. How the fuck do these people have fun at Disney? Well, today, ladies and gentlemen, they have made a brand new vlog showcasing their journey to Disneyland. So it's almost like we're getting the inside scoop of what it's like to be a Disney adult. Anyways, let's begin.

Donald just talked back. Oh, brother. These are the people that we're dealing with today Donald Duck just talked back Lady, shut the fuck up You guys have been to Disneyland so many times in your life I'm sure you know the fucking coordinates

on Google Maps where that Donald Duck sound came from audience I seriously don't know why they're still called the plus size park hoppers Surely you guys are getting pretty good exercise walking around the park that many times You guys probably have the calves of a fucking

UPS delivery driver Do you guys just make up for it by consuming 20,000 Mickey Mouse muffins a day? Please never sing again in any of you guys' fucking lives. This is a kid. Fuck! That singing was so dog shit, God couldn't even permit me to replicate it. Also, completely off topic, look at that go-car fucking struggling to move. To go to the Magic Kingdom.

Is it just me? Or does this lady look very? fucking depressed. And also lady, I don't know what's so fucking magical about the magic kingdom when you probably have gone to it 20,000 times by now. Is it just me, ladies and gentlemen, but whenever you go to the same place 10,000 times in a row, you guys probably end up like that one Squidward meme whenever he does the same thing over and over again. Seriously, girl, doesn't life get depressing when you do this shit every day? Because if I were you, I would be making this same exact face too. You seriously look miserable.

Come on with us. This is so awkward. You embarrass me for the last time. Great job on the Donald Duck impression, by the way. You embarrass me for the last time. Holy shit. Their lives are really consumed by Disney that bad. She said it was a magic canvas.

It was an animal kingdom. Listen, YouTube, I'm not saying this to shame her age, but aren't you like 85 years old? Don't you think it's a little bit immature for you to wear Mickey Mouse ears? Because this is the type of shit that my 8-year-old niece, would be wearing on her head. If you lived long enough to see the Great Depression and every single male was dressed like Looker from Pokemon, I think you need to stop wearing Mickey Mouse ears, bro. We have a special guest today.

He's my dad. He's over there. You can't hear me. There's my dad. Listen, guys, I can't say anything, but why am I not surprised? I feel like even though that she never showed us what her dad looked like, I already knew what he looked like. How much more stereotypical can you guys get?

What the fuck are you doing? Is this like some Fortnite emote that Disney introduced or something that I'm not aware of? Is there something fucking glitching in her positronic brain? Somebody please comment what Fortnite emote this is. How much you guys want to bet that that dude probably recorded that same Buzz Lightyear figurine 10,000 times by now? Listen, audience, I get it. You whip out your phone to try to record a. memory but once again once you've gone to the same place 20 times in a row do you guys seriously

need to still whip out your phone and record something at disney because at that point what the fuck are you guys missing out on you guys know every square foot of the park what are you guys missing out on what do you need to take home to reminisce on bro there's fucking nothing left for you to save her yeah baby i'm gonna be completely honest with you I don't think you're ever going to become a galactic hero in order for anything to be galactic you actually have to go to space and uh that little spaceship that you're sitting in right now that shit ain't going up another 10 fucking feet in the air my mom's catching up stranded there for 20 minutes oh shut the fuck up stranded lady are you fucking serious dude of course the fucking disney adult with a fast pass is

gonna call a 20 minute wait stranded get the fuck out of here bro it only made it to like a 129,000. Look who decided to show up. Just a little late. Who the fuck is this guy? He looks like the type of guy that would bring me to a back alley and do shit that I can only say on Spotify. I love to sleep in. He needs his beauty, right?

I do. I do. Trust me, you don't want to see me without it. Don't worry, sir. I'm sure that you are a fucking beast without your beauty sleep. You don't want to see my dark side. Yeah, okay, you fucking nerd. I almost like Crystal Palace, in 1900 part of there, where we're about to meet Cinderella, Mirabelle, Aladdin, and...

You know what's the craziest part about this video, ladies and gentlemen? These grown-ass adults unironically think they're meeting the characters from the fucking movie. Whenever, you know, the people that they're actually meeting is just some pimple-face-filled fucking teenager that, you know, probably hates their life, vapes their brains out, and play Fortnite all day, every day. These people that you're meeting at Disneyland, you know fucking Mickey Mouse and goofy, you realize it's just some sad teenager under it, right? These are fictional characters, ladies and gentlemen. Stop treating them like there's some mythical fucking unicorn. Or else you're going to end up like one of these fuckers here. I'm Stephanie and I think you're going to be an ex-sendate-old.

I don't know what I'm going to be. I've never been here before. Holy shit. There's a person in this video that's never been to Disney before. Well, they probably been to Disney, but they're they never been to the restaurant. You know what? Audience, I kind of feel bad for this lady now. Because she's about to get fucking seduced into their shitty cold. Well, it was nice knowing you, girl. There's gummy bears.

There are gummy bears. Dude, you start talking about food and you got their full undivided attention. Gummy bears? Where's your gummy bear? Holy hell, guys, pipe down. For the Monday, you're not calling. Kids. We get to write down our wish for the wishing ceremony.

I wish to stop being in such close proximity with you guys. Why the fuck is the camera so close to your mouth? I'm not trying to smell your fucking whirr. What the fuck is that? We fucking found them, boys. We fucking found them. This must be the Aladdin from the fucking movie. Wow, guys, it is such an honor to meet you in this fucking Eggs Benedict restaurant.

Dude, get the fuck out of here. I love you. Bro. Are you serious? These girls are sitting here blushing. Oh my God, Aladdin just said he loves me. Audience, you guys cannot make this shit up. Royalty.

He's getting ready to meet Cinderella. Yeah, girl, you gotta get your fucking composure. Cinderella's about to walk in. The Cinderella in question. Yeah, I think it's time to log off. Audiot, subscribe to the channel if you would like another part of plus-size park hoppers. With that being said, I'll catch you guys later.