Ryth - This TikTok "Gold Digger" Situation Is Cringe

Episode Date: February 17, 2025

This TikTok "Gold Digger" Situation Is Cringe

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responsible. The conditions apply. to be a gold digger for his YouTube video. This shit is so obviously fake, I feel like it's going to be painful to get to the end of the video. Anyways, let's begin. How are you doing? It was gorgeous. What's her name? Excuse me, I got a boyfriend.

You got a boyfriend? You got out here walking? Yeah, I'm walking. You're going to be on. No, I'm true. I can't do it. All right, you have a nice day then. All right.

You know, audience, the only area where I feel like that this shit can be real, is unless this dude is walking around in the boonies of fucking Las Vegas. If you're going to drive around a nice car, in the fucking boonies that you better expect some gold diggers here and there. I remember when me, Bertie, the duck, and Decept were out in Texas, and yeah, these dudes in the fucking hood were staring at our Mustang. And to be fair, I don't even know why the Mustang we were driving wasn't even expensive. So yeah, the only way these videos can possibly be real is only if this motherfucker is filming in Los Santos.

Your boyfriend, y'all gotta respect that, huh? Oh, shit. Ladies and gentlemen, I know this is entirely off topic from the video, but for everybody watching, if you're trying to get in somebody's car or knock on somebody's door, do not fucking knock on their window. Personally, if you do that to my car, you're asking for a fucking ass whoopin. Getting your grubby ass fingerprints all over my car. Yeah, you're going to get your fucking ass kicked.

I got you a man, though, right? I want to come and mess up a happy home. You feel me? I respect that. Who said I was happy? Oh, okay, girl. I genuinely do wonder if any of these models, actually do have boyfriends whenever they're recording these videos. Because personally, audience, even if this video was a skin,

my girl would not be filming this shit. Getting your girl out here wearing a black onesie in red mufucking ankle breakers. And then you voluntarily make yourself look like a gold digger on camera. Are these girls just addicted to losing aura? Well, to be fair, the girls not losing anything being a whore nowadays is rewarded in society. So, uh, if anything, this girl is actually just getting more instant. followers. I mean, you say you love him. Who said I was happy?

You're happy? Let's spend for me a little real quick. Oh my God, that's all you? Yeah. All you. Oh, you. Oh, my God. Yeah. Let's talk inside the car real quick.

What do you think? I mean, and we can be friends. Like, friends with benefit. Oh, yeah. We can have the benefits for show. Okay, Nair. This video is supposed to be a skit. I do not need you escalating this video any further so that it's on the wrong website.

She and ladies and gentlemen, this video is about to get so censored. It's going to have to be a Spotify. Thank God the Lamborghini has 5% tin You should come to my career, this wear like lingerie. I can look good in that. I can take that off too. I can take it off. You come and worry now and let me take it off.

Bro, this guy is getting carried away with this gold digger skin. This motherfucker has not interacted with a female in so long that he actually is getting confused if this interaction is actually real. Yeah, we can be friends of benefits, yeah, I'll take off your lingerie, yeah, I'll fucking take you to Mount Bed. Yeah, I'm gonna fuck... Nya, kids are watching. Everybody close your eyes. eyes.

You see me? How old they should take it off? Yeah. That's like a plan. Put two C-bird on a thing. Oh my God. Let me see that. Oh, my God.

That's a nice view to look for the back. You feel me? Yeah. You're going to love it from the back. I'm going to love it from the back. Of course. And then they fuck off in the sunset. Dude, if this is the first video that we're checking out today, I can only imagine how bad the rest of them are going to be.

How you doing? Hey. What's your name? I'm sorry. Short. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. You're gorgeous.

I like your smell. So you're going to, um, to you right now? Yeah. By yourself or with? By myself. You mind if I join? I mean, I can drive.

At least I drive. You pay or you drive my pay. What's gonna do? You can drive. There you go. You're welcome. So you don't got no man. Why is that?

Okay, Nayir. I think I'm starting to understand what's going on here. So sometimes you get the gold digger skit and then the other time you like to get the Wholesome Girl skit. I think I'm starting to understand what you're doing here. But still, there's one requirement that you still have to dress with like 20% clothes on. Gotta make sure the women in the video

are like 80% naked so the retention on this video is gonna stay high, right? Like the do like relationship thing. So I need somebody to come fill in that spot. What if I want you to be that someone? We can see how this date go like that that we can move forward.

Maybe. What's your type? Can you say maybe? I might not be your type then. So I will end who is a follower of Jesus Christ for one. Loyal. A provider.

A listener. A follower of Jesus Christ. Loyal and a provider. Meanwhile, dresses like this for the YouTube video? Bro, you cannot make this shit up. This is an actual YouTube video skit. How the fuck are you going to dress like this? And then also ask for a follower of Jesus Christ, loyal, and a provider.

That's like saying you want to go to the gym every day and look fucking chiseled as shit. But then you still eat like nicacato, avocado fat ass era. You cannot have both, girl. You got to have one or the other. How are you? You like 22, 21. One. So you ever been one of these cars before? Oh, no.

How you like it? Nice. I got something to tell you. Is serial killer? No. I'm a YouTuber. I do like go digger prinks. You know what I'm saying?

You're actually a cool, nice person. You know what I'm saying? Genuine person. So we still can go out to eat and I would like to pay it. You know, why do I feel like that part of the video was also scripted? You know, if I wasn't a YouTuber, maybe I would actually fall for this shit. But come on dude, breaking the fourth wall on YouTube to try and look authentic is such a common move. I am still convinced 99.9% of these videos are completely fake.

However, if this dude were to tell me that he films this video's dead center of Los Santos, then yeah, I have no other reason to doubt him. How are you doing? You look amazing. What's your name? Why? What's your name? What's your name? Why not?

She got a man in something? Yeah. Okay, but you're here walking, though? I'm going home. I can't have friends. Can I have friends? All right. You have a day tonight?

I have no idea how I didn't get to mention this earlier, but why is the cameraman so invisible in all these videos? Do these girls just not notice the cameraman in the bushes with a $5,000 camera? While they're, you know, walking around with 20% clothes on, I think I would be a little bit more aware of my surroundings than only the first five feet in front of me. I don't know, maybe it's just the confidence and expression of women. The less clothing a woman wears, the more untouchable they are. said no rapist ever. No, car is nice.

I know it's nice, why I got it. You be in real room for no reason. Match your energy, that's all. So like, what type of a man you went to? Somebody who can be there, provide for me. So are you cook of you, man? No, not really. Bro, whether this video is a skid or not, this shit actually pisses me off.

Because I know so many girls that are in relationships with guys, and they do not know how to fucking cook. The man pays for every single dinner. They pay for all of your gifts. They pay for everything you possibly. touch but you still don't know how to fix them a 25 cent pack of fucking ramen that is the very least you could do and you can't even do that i know this is a skit but this is an actual problem in real life thank god my girl knows how to cook uh a fucking cereal why you send everything then

so where you see us going there like why you came by talking because i right now i don't like i don't like you're mentally i don't like it tell me like how much you're the character right now like you don't want you know what you know what you hear yourself i'm a genuine person literally Like, literally, like, I just want to be provided for and everybody pays for fucking everything. Like, I'm so genuine, literally like, girl, respectfully fuck off. They don't seem like it, though. You don't know me. I'm good, though.

You give me a go-digger baths. I don't need a good girl, dude. Yeah. You have a nice day. Yep. Enjoy your welcome. Yeah, man, these females and something else like. Yeah, well, maybe you shouldn't go for girls that are wearing Nike pros out in public.

Which, to be honest, ladies and gentlemen, I don't know how the. fuck girls are wearing Nike pros out in public this shit should be considered underwear if i were to walk outside wearing Nike pros i would immediately get on the registry in one business minute but girls nowadays can walk out butt-ass naked and nothing happens to them shout out Kanye why i'm being so rude like that though you don't even know me like that get to know me though my name not you listen audience i can't zoom in on what i'm talking about because it's youtube but how the fuck are you walking out wearing that on the street holy takes as one obese pervert and you're fucked literally

that's cool then how many day then i'm so rude crazy so you got your man you sing well i both got a man ah shit everybody close your eyes the dude didn't get to censor her the second time around by the way youtube i know you age or shrieked my videos all the time but let me remind you of your own fucking guidelines you do in fact allow twerking and grinding on youtube.com fully monetized by the way so them wearing skimpy clothes and expressing themselves YouTube okay you're a big fan of expression

track it it would be a damn shame YouTube if you age are strict in my video of them expressing themselves so uh with that being said YouTube give me money we go together yeah go together also like oh okay okay so you like y'all like girls then yeah that's good we got some of comment you know something like girls too oh you know why i's lock because you're gold digger you know i'm gonna go diggers Oh, so the white girl's just casually calling him the N-word. Oh, okay. I think I'm going to conclude the video. Ladies and gentlemen, subscribe to the channel for a part two on fake Gold Digger videos. With that being said, I'll catch you guys later.