Ryth - This TikTok Life Hack Trend Is Ridiculous.

Episode Date: March 30, 2025

This TikTok Life Hack Trend Is Ridiculous.

When you at Walmart, don't let them fool you. They give you this, detergent, that's half full. All you got to do is open it up like this, and go ahead and service yourself. All right, people, what's up? Today, we're checking out some of the best TikTok life hacks. Uh, heavy quotation on best, by the way.

I'm not sure if you know about this, but when you buy a brand new Nutella, there's actually two linings in here. There's a white lining and a silver lining in here. And then when you open up the silver lining, Should be a little knife to open Nutella. Okay, that's cool and all, but like, where was this in the advertisement? I've never understood companies while they add such stupid bells and whistles that they never tell anybody about.

I don't know, I just think these companies are actually kind of stupid. Nobody's going to know. Nobody's going to know. They're going to know. How would they know? Okay, audience, you can call me a Karen. But you're telling me as these kids are literally recording theft that there isn't any security cameras around. Yeah, I get it. It's a pretty cool life hack, but you're going to get caught sooner or later.

My advice is to stop being a poor piece of shit and actually get a job. Okay, so I have a little life hack for you guys. If you're going to the dentist soon, you're going to want to watch this. So, you know, when you go to the dentist and they're like, hey, have you been flossing regularly? And you lie and you're like, yes, I have. They know when you're lying. Okay, once again, I understand your concept, but why lie? the only one not understanding these life hacks all that I extracted from this video is

that no dude wants to kiss these lids they stanky okay so if you do this within 24 hours of you going to your dentist and they ask you hey have you been flossing regularly you can lie and say yes and you will get away with it listen here's what you're gonna do so take your toothbrush your toothpaste like normal put some on okay next you're gonna take some listerine you're gonna put some on your toothpaste than water, okay? And you're going to start in the back of your mouth.

So, and this is Exhibit A why you shouldn't listen to dentistry on TikTok. If any of you think that dentistry advice on TikTok is going to genuinely help you in your dental hygiene, then you might want to leave. I should call him.

Oh, grandma, hi. Uh, yeah, is grandpa home? Oh, wow, go figure it's a joke. It didn't make me fucking laugh. at Walmart, don't let them fool you. They give you this, detergent, that's half full. All you gotta do is open like this,

and go ahead and service yourself. So what's the life hack here, just committing more theft on camera? I can't wait to use this life hack as I'm ducking my head in the fucking police car. Over detergent. Someone in wonder, what is going on inside their head?

Look, lady, nobody's doing this. I don't know. I think there's already an accessory for something like this. Holy shit there is. I'm hold up, hold up, hold up, hold up, hold up. That feeling when you pass sixth grade science class, another yet again stupid and waste of time of a life hack, I have no idea whose lives you're exactly hacking in this video. I mean, maybe the citizens of Venezuela because their economy shit.

But for the general population, I think they can charge their phone in a normal outlet. And I certainly don't think that anybody's got to orange or quarter in a banana just sitting around thinking, oh shit, I gotta charge my phone. Thank goodness I bring my quarter orange a banana, you know what I'm saying? I don't know. I think in order for something to be a life hack, it's got to start with being convenient. Life hacks, you'll thank me for part three. If you need to soften butter quickly but don't want to melt it, put some boiling hot water

in a glass to heat the glass, then dump out the water and flip it over your stick of butter. In just a couple minutes, you'll have nice softened butter. These TikToks are only getting more and more confusing. Instead of doing this, that, and the other and getting the cup with the hot water and all the other bullshit, why do we just microwave the butter for three seconds? It's not gonna freeze the butter. It's not gonna melt the butter. It's gonna be exactly like you just said. Lifehacks you'll thank me for? Part one. You know how every time you go to pull out a piece of

aluminum foil, the whole tube comes out? Well, there's these little tabs on either side of the box. You just push those in and it holds the tube in place. If I'm gonna be completely honest with you, this is arguably never happened to me. Maybe it's because I'm not clumsy or a fat ass that has to eat dino nuggets in two minutes, but any calm human being can get a slab of tin foil. It's not difficult. Okay, I'm sorry, but if you're in this deep need of sugar, then I seriously think you have a problem. Is it really that essential to your life that you need a lollipop inside of your mouth at all times? You're more needy than a baby that suckles mommy's nipples. I can't believe I didn't realize this sooner. I was so much. curious why everybody was adjusting their mask during a test? It all makes perfect sense now.

I was really the only smart student in class. Wow. Slip the pants off and put both legs into one side. Now pull them up over your chest. Take the unused pant leg, scrunch it up, and slide your head through. Okay, but like, why does this look so good? Yeah, um, I'm not sure about that one, pal. I'm gonna have to give it to the ladies. Is this hot to you guys? If you think so, then we're on a decline in society. I'm not gonna be posted at the gym wearing my sweatpants like a onesie and smell my cock and balls as I work out. I mean, you can always use a different stall. Hypothetically though, if all the stalls were taken, this is actually something brilliant.

I think at around the 10th time somebody was watching me take a shit in school, I think that I got sick of people looking at me. So yes, this would have been very useful, like, uh, about three years ago. Okay, I think I understand the funny here. Truth be told, ladies and gentlemen, nobody does this anymore. It's toilet paper. Who cares if it's on the rack? It does the same function if it was, if it was off?

The question is, does the toilet paper clean your stanky a.S. After you eat Taco Bell? If your answer is yes, then you're fine. Stop complaining. DIY hacks we found on the internet that actually work. So when you're drilling down, a lot of times you only want to go to a certain depth, but that's hard to judge once the drill bit is already in the wood. I can most certainly tell a woman is giving me this tutorial.

When was the last time I seen a woman holding a drill bit? Uh, never. I only want to go down .75 inches. I just transfer that here and pop some blue tape on this guy. Don't knock. Mist it up. And now I know exactly when to stop. There you go.

I mean, I don't know where you got this from, but it's already common knowledge. I mean, for example, both of my parents already do this. And there's countless tutorials already explaining this. Anybody with arguably half a brain cell would know how to know how to do this. But let's be honest, you don't look like somebody that use a drill bit. But anyways, audience, that's it for today. Please click the video on screen. I promise you'll love it. But anyways, yeah, subscribe.