Ryth - This TikTok Main Character Situation Must Be Stopped.

Episode Date: February 12, 2025

This TikTok Main Character Situation Must Be Stopped. ...

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Starting point is 00:00:00 Taking out everyone in their fucking Christmas presents. Nothing better to do to take the fun away from every kind. Oh, that's it. Ah ha ha ha ha. All right people, what's up? TikTok has a major problem with main character syndrome. Now, audience, the subjects of today's video is the people that you probably follow on TikTok. You see audience some people, unlike most, whenever they get a ton of followers on TikTok,
Starting point is 00:00:29 they decide to let the fame go to their head a little bit too much, where eventually the way, world and the people around them only exist to serve them. To put things blunt, anything and everything should revolve only around them. Let's begin. Go-up looking for the Boclea. High key. Keep a horn on me. Thacker my seat. IP, ownership.
Starting point is 00:00:49 The blueprint is by me. Mr. Get Off, I get off. I get off at me. Dude, she really thought she fucking landed whenever she put that caption on screen. Life is short. Wear short shorts. Audience, you already know the only reason she wore those fucking booty shorts is the get those two guys to look back at her. Guess what, girl? It didn't fucking work. You're not the main
Starting point is 00:01:09 character. Okay, so if you didn't read anything in this video the entire time, not only was she dancing next to some random homeless person on the side of the street, but the fucking caption of her video says two different vibes in one frame. And of course, you gotta include the fucking love emoji. Girl, this shit is not a vibe. Being homeless on the side of the street in the cold of winner, that shit is not a vibe at all. Bro, I swear this whole video is some LA shit. Only in LA you would find some random TikToker dancing to some homeless people. Wait just a fucking minute.
Starting point is 00:02:12 Is that Camilla Arrujo? You know, why the fuck am I not surprised she's on this video? And by the way, you know that she fully intended to smack that motherfucker in the face. Actual pile of shit. You know, the craziest part of this video is not only, you know, getting smacked by Camilla Arrujo's Christian Dior fucking purse. She also decides to fucking emo on your ass five seconds later. But guess why ladies and ladies with dicks, if that gentleman were to take off his shoe and smack the fuck out of Camilla, he would be the one
Starting point is 00:02:48 getting charged with assault, even though there is 4K footage of her doing the exact same shit. Put still, this whole video is some real main character shit. What the fuck? I am an American of the United States of America. Do you understand me? The United States of America. No, I have money. But I am a United States citizen of the United States of America. You do not tell me that I am screaming in your store.
Starting point is 00:03:22 Guys, I think that this guy is a citizen of the United States of America. And if you're a foreigner and just so happen to work at a gas station, how dare you accuse a citizen of the United States of America of screaming in your store? Because up, I'm a citizen of the United States of America. I seriously have no idea what the fuck I'm talking about. Put seriously, though, this man child needs to take his big old ass back to Chuck E cheese. There's no fucking way you're intimidating anybody wearing that hat and that fucking shirt. You're not the main character, bro.
Starting point is 00:03:56 You never was. Listen, audience, I'm gonna be honest, this video seems pretty badass after reading the caption. POV, you arrive at the family reunion after becoming the most successful person in your entire bloodline. After reading something like that, I would have expected some absolute badass to be getting out of that vehicle. But then I just see this Lord Farquod-looking ass get out of the car. Not to mention the four black men walking around him, making him look like this meme. The second that this little manlet got out of the car, he lost all of his aura. You can have all the money in the world, bro, but you're still 5'1.
Starting point is 00:04:40 That is fucking tragic. This is a parking lot. They have the right-of-way. Every projection has the right-of-way. Girl, back up. What the fuck is this pudgy ass dude gonna do? You've got to be a real pile of shit to square up to a girl that's like a foot shorter than you. I would get it if another man was screaming at you, but bro, it's a girl, bro.
Starting point is 00:05:06 Why the fuck you squaring up like that? The fuck can you do, bro? Beat her ass? Yeah, enjoy 50 years and fucking jail. I seriously wonder how this dude's going to develop the situation after bowing up to a girl that's a foot shorter than you. You are one psychotic piece of shit. Hey, fuck on. No.
Starting point is 00:05:25 You're fucking crazy. And you're a fucking bitch. Oh, shit. He called her a fucking bitch. Okay, Peter Griffin. And you're a fucking bitch. Bro, fuck off you and your picnic table-ass t-shirt. Okay?
Starting point is 00:05:38 I don't mind. You want to breathe in my face? Yeah. Go, get out of here. I'm not going anywhere. Ah, it really do be people like this that be the most unbearable motherfuckers to be around. No. I'm not doing anywhere.
Starting point is 00:05:51 You're a fucking bitch. Boats up to a girl that's a foot shorter than her. Can people like this have any self-awareness that they're just a human tumor? Dude, you are not a badass. You are not a badass. not Sigma male. Your existence around these women is a big fucking inconvenience. Okay. Call 911, I guess. Go ahead. Call the fucking cops. You're walking in the middle of the fucking street. You're walking down, man, calm down. Excuse me, sir. But people are walking
Starting point is 00:06:21 in the parking lot. Who has the ride away of car or the pedestrian? What, we're kind of give them tape? Well, if they're walking across right, if they're walking in the middle of the street like that, Guy is? That guy's walking in the street because he has the rights walk in the street. Nope. Listen, audience, I'm sure the majority of people watching this video do not know how to drive a car. But you do not know the laws of traffic in order for you to know this dude is talking out of his ass. If you can't walk into the street to get into the grocery store, then, sir, how the fuck do you get into the grocery store?
Starting point is 00:06:54 If you're going to bitch at this woman and the old man walking into the grocery store right now, What the fuck makes you in your no drip ass standing in the middle of the street make you any different? Oh yeah, that's right. You're the main character. Everybody revolves around you. He does. Yes, he does. If a car comes and hits him? Then hit somebody.
Starting point is 00:07:14 This guy really thought that he was a fucking genius whenever he said that. I don't think this fucking dude realizes that there are actual signs for pedestrians to cross across the road. Because believe it or not, dude, people have to get out of their car eventually to get into the store. And that is why the driver has to look out for pedestrians because they have the right-away? Who the fuck gave this old-ass man his license revoke it immediately? You know, audience, if your city were to catch on fire, instead of your first reaction being to fucking evacuate, your first reaction is to get on the ceiling of your house and flex your new gym gains.
Starting point is 00:07:58 Is this seriously the point that we've come to now? Bro, your Tinder profile is not going to be sexy because of your Flick. You are just making more of an ass of yourself. And by the way, your gains look like fucking shit. No, I fucking don't, because she knows how to fucking drive the boat better than you, brother. Doubt it? I doubt it. What's this little thing?
Starting point is 00:08:17 You got a 200 on the back of a fucking, what, kayak? What, are you a fucking marantime, fucking enthusiasts to do? I just like to do the right thing. And when he come through your fucking hooking, taking out everyone in their fucking Christmas presents. Nothing better to do to take the fun away from every can. Oh, that's it. What a beautiful way to conclude.
Starting point is 00:08:34 the video. Hadi and subscribe to the channel for a part two on main character syndrome. With that being said, I'll catch you guys later.

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