Ryth - This TikToker Got Famous For Smashing Women.
Episode Date: August 23, 2024This TikToker Got Famous For Smashing Women.TikTok gives TikTok fame to a lot of people who simply does not deserve it. Today we take a look at a TikToker that got famous for his romantic relationship...s with women, that took a turn for the worst. This is one of the most questionable areas of TikTok cringe that needs to be addressed because this TikToker Got Famous For Smashing Women.
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I remember I ended up walking up to her.
I picked up her towel for her.
And one thing led to another, we made out, and we ended up doing the devil's tingo.
Holy shit, there's no way he just said that.
Not even three seconds in the video, and this dude came swinging harder than Chris Brown.
I didn't know the age of this babysitter, but I think she was like 27, maybe, and I was 16.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, what the fuck, Brody, you said that you were 16 and she was, she was what?
All right, people, what's up?
This TikToker got famous for hooking up with women.
And I saw her peach like never before seen.
Yeah, uh, today ladies and gentlemen, we're going to be checking out Bubba.
Now, for the very small percentage of people in the room, if you remember this guy from a few years ago,
this was also the same guy that docks Jelly Bean by leaking her face in one of his YouTube videos.
But, uh, as of today in 2024, he decided to change his content by no longer doxing a faceless child Minecraft YouTuber,
but now making storytimes about his hookups on.
Tindor failing no nut November by babysitter part one through part nine ladies and
gentlemen let's fucking go okay so no not November is honestly a big deal and a lot of people
don't understand that but basically back in my high school days we had a certain rule for
no not November or November in general I should say I'll be real people really took
no nut November extremely seriously in my school days I swear when it was November every
single dude was crawling on the fucking ceiling whenever the hot girl would walk by
them in the hallway. These motherfuckers at my high school would be like, oh god, there's Patricia.
Oh my God, she's got a fat ass. I swear these motherfuckers at my high school were disgusting.
But I will have you know whenever it was November, they would treat that shit more seriously
than a police investigation. If you were in ninth grade and you fucked up no-nut November,
you were the biggest fucking loser in the friend group. You see, in November, in my high school,
if you were able to grow a beard, you would participate in November, where basically you would grow
your beard out and basically see how long you can make it.
But as for guys who couldn't grow beards,
would they had to participate in no, not November?
Because in November, because while if you didn't hit puberty enough,
I guess, you know, you're still in that stages of beating your eggplant like every day.
I'll be real, audience, that shit is genuinely fucking disgusting.
Listen, I understand right, before I became Rith,
before I was big, tall, sexy, and handsome,
I used to be a boy.
And whenever I was a boy going through puberty,
I found girls to be pretty fucking sexy.
I didn't even care what they looked.
Like if they were warm with a nice hole, then eh, eh, eh, they were on the list.
But in today's day and age, where everything is so hyper-sexualized,
it's like, bro, it's fucking nasty.
Like, seriously, some of these motherfuckas in high school
can't even go to the next class period without.
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And the craziest part
audience is that I guarantee
you some of my viewers are going to rewind that clip again and rewatch that same video I just
played because they're so fucking lost and they're such a cumer that they can't even control
their sexual urges you demented fucking sex monkey and basically you would have to basically
participate in no not November it was a golden rule my school that you would have to do this
and a lot of guys actually did participate in it and obviously girls thought it was stupid because
well you know guys would get cuffed with like you know other girls and they expected to do the
duvles tango but if you were really one of the boys you would understand
that no nut November is a massive deal.
And today's story is about how I broke that to my babysitter of all things.
All right, bro, so let me get the stray.
You lost No Nut November by pumping your fucking nut and your babysitter?
Listen, there's no fucking way that you had a babysitter past the age of 18.
So I'm just going to assume throughout the rest of the story that you're probably like 16 years old.
So please proceed your story with caution.
So before we get into the story, make sure you guys do leave a like and subscribe.
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Today's story all takes place back when I was 16 years old.
Bro, what the fuck did I tell y'all?
I told y'all there was no fucking shot that this man was 18 years old or older whenever he had a babysitter.
Bro's really about to tell us a story about how we got molested.
Personally, if I were a creepy-ass babysitter like that, I would not go to jail over this.
What the fuck?
Now when I was 16, I'm not gonna lie to you.
I was a major player, meaning that I would always like, you know, go out, try to do the devil's tangle.
And be someone really toxic.
I'll be real, Brody.
I think you were the last person on my mind that would do the devil's tango with literally anybody.
If I looked like you, I don't even think my right hand would be attracted to me.
I'm not going to lie, I think I was really like one of those toxic males back in high school.
And to be fair, I think nowadays it's appreciated to be a toxic male since Andrew Tate and, you know, all those guys like Sneco and neon try to like, you know, push that out there on everyone.
Listen, how the fuck do you go from Andrew Tate to fucking neon?
You're actually comparing a man that has pretty good advice for men to a fucking annoying brat that doesn't even know what deodorant is.
This is the shittiest comparison I've ever fucking seen in my life.
But I will say this much, obviously there are fake toxic males like them and then there are real ones like me that basically just do it for the kicks and giggles.
Yeah, dude, you look like a real toxic male.
You are so fucking gangster, dude.
I'm looking at you right now, bro.
I can tell you definitely pulled the hose back in high school.
Shut the fuck up.
So I remember one time I was sitting at home and I was basically getting ready because, you know, Thanksgiving was coming up.
At this point, I was two weeks into November and I was not beating my slong.
Meaning that I would not go anywhere near my eggplant.
And every time I was about to or every time I got excited, I just thought about hitting the gym or playing video games or do anything else other than beating my meat.
Bro, how much of the hub do you have to watch in order for you to be this stimulated about November?
Again, bro, this is what the fuck I mean.
Our generation is so hyper-sexualized.
Some people can't even go two weeks without touching they meet.
It's actually pathetic, dude.
I mean, at least this dude had a healthy outlet by going to the gym and working out.
That's pretty productive.
But dude, really, two weeks?
You can't go two weeks without thinking about procreating with a woman?
That's a little crazy.
No, obviously, this was a good way and it was doing really good.
But obviously, one day, I remember my mom and dad walked into my room telling me,
Oh, Bubba, I'm going to tell you right now, we're going on vacation.
So we're going to not be able to be here to take care of you.
But since you're not participating in school as much, and since you're not doing good at school,
we're going to be having a babysitter to make sure you're okay.
Dude, what kind of mischief do you have to be up to being 16 years old and you can't be alone in your own house?
I mean, whenever I was 16, my parents would leave me alone at the house because I was actually trustable.
But hey, audience, I wasn't like this guy.
I wasn't having 12 midget bitches in my bed every single fucking evening without my parents knowing.
Surely if I was a pimp like this guy, then yeah, I would understand why I need super.
But hey, you know, my pull on the hose was just not as good as Bubba.
Now, obviously, I hate babysitters.
You guys know on this channel, I've had so many babysitters growing up, and I won't lie to you,
as naughty as I was.
I don't think I deserved it, but at the same time, it was my parents, right?
So I can't disobey my parents.
You just fucking did.
You talk about how you can't disobey your parents, but those same parents gave you 50 babysitters
and all of which you gave them your packer-whacker.
I mean, I wouldn't doubt that this man had like 20 random sons out there.
Now when my parents told me I was going to have a babysitter, obviously I was upset, and I was going to tell them how I wasn't going to do anything because I was in No Not November. Because at the time in high school, I couldn't grow a beard. I told them many, many, many times. Mom, Dad, I'm not going to do anything. Trust me. Like, it's not that time of year. But obviously, my parents didn't trust me because of all the other times I broke their trust with, you know, them walking in on me with other women. This mufucka really just said women. You hear that guys? That mufka said plural women. This man has got to be the most unholy man throughout high school. Holy shit. This dude wasn't reading.
about the 12 disciples he had the 12 dinaholes dude brodie's babysitters really said if he's old enough
to pee then he's old enough for me which was not smart of me by the way but hey what can i say i was a
pretty naughty kid back in high school that was the guy that slayed 12 midget bitches in bed i don't
believe that for a fucking second and from there i was pretty sad and upset and the next day came
around the next day came around my parents got ready to go on vacation to go see family for
thanksgiving as for me well i'm not going to lie to you i ended up staying home doing my home
Yes, I actually ended up doing my homework because, well, you know, it was another distraction that I could go to instead of beating my schlong.
Uh, thank you for the detail, I guess.
A genuine question I have for this guy, if you just so happen to be watching this video, how much money do you fucking make making these videos?
I mean, there is no fucking way that you are paying the bills, because I'm looking at your apartment, you have a pretty nice crib.
There is no fucking shot that you're paying the bills whenever you're making these types of views on your YouTube videos.
Because listen, bro, I sincerely hope you got a side hustle going.
You can be talking about how you've been fucking the hose all you want,
but I don't think it's going to be paying the bills much longer.
I remember as I was doing my homework, though,
I ended up hearing a knock on the door,
and obviously I knew in my head that was my new babysitter.
I ended up basically going downstairs,
and I basically ended up, like, sitting on the side,
seeing who my new babysitter was,
and who in the world also would want to babysit me,
especially near Thanksgiving?
Like, really?
Like, do you really not have family to go to other than babysitting me?
Like, you need serious help.
They probably do need serious help if they actually found you attractive by the end of this video.
Guys, I'm trying to look at this guy and find how do women find this man handsome?
I literally do not fucking see it.
He looks like a varsity baseball coach.
Basically, I ended up looking at the door and kind of leaning over and seeing who was coming in.
And I saw it was a fine babysitter.
Like, I'm not joking when I say this.
Like, she was so fine.
She was so attractive.
And my eyes, like, opened wider when I looked at her.
Oh, my goodness.
Like, she was a 10 out of 10.
Your face is starting to freak me out.
With a face like that, I don't even know what the fuck's about to happen next.
Surely something that Jesus Christ ain't going to prove of.
I can fucking guarantee you that.
I don't know where my parents found these babysitters.
I'm going to be honest.
I don't know if they literally went on a website or something,
but I'm telling you right now,
like these babysitters were coming straight out of like the hottest Tinder app you can find.
Like it made no sense to me where these babysitters were being found.
If you are seriously referencing Tinder for the hottest babysitters that you ever had,
I can tell you now that babysitter was no longer a 10.
That bitch was maximum of 4.
You're telling me that you can actually find a 10 out of 10 on Tinder that isn't a stinky hole.
Get the fuck out of here.
I remember I ended up going downstairs and I'm like, oh, like, hi, like I'm Bubba and I introduced myself to her right away.
Great job, dude.
You're introducing yourself tipping your fucking fedora tour.
Real gentlemanly, man.
Maybe you'll get some cooter later.
Obviously, I wanted to play it cool, but then my mom ended up coming in saying,
This is the guy you're going to be babysitting.
Thanks, Mom.
Thanks. Yeah, I'm the one your babysitting. Yeah, get shit on you fucking mama's boy.
You looked at me really weird and she's like, oh, like, are you like younger than you look?
No, I'm 16. You know, my mom and dad, they just don't trust me. So, you know, it's just one of those things.
She looked at me really curiously, but then afterwards said, um, okay, well, I'm going to be here for two nights apparently.
So, uh, yeah, okay, cool. Let's just see how this works out. She sounded like she was really, like, weirded out because obviously staying in a house alone with a 16 year old is obviously very bizarre.
Not as fucking bizarre as whenever you guys were fucking on the bed.
YouTube, I'm sorry for being so blunt, but that's what it seems like it's about to happen.
Do not blame me if this is how the story turns out.
But I remember an hour later, my whole entire family left and I ended up staying with her at the house.
I was in an Xbox Live party chat with me and the boys.
All right, bro, there is no fucking way that this story turned out the way it did.
Whenever you just uttered the words.
Yeah, so I was on Xbox Live with the Boys.
We were on Fortnite getting the dubs and the subs, ladies and gentlemen.
Bro, you're a fucking geek, you're a dork.
And I ended up talking to them saying,
Yo, guys, literally my babysitter's taking a shower and she's hot, bro.
Like, she's really hot.
She's really hot.
Dude, zip up your fucking pants.
Holy shit.
I swear when this motherfucker pulls up to the club, he needs to pull up his pants too.
My friends ended up, like, talking me saying, bro, that's kind of weird.
Yeah, it's pretty fucking weird.
But at the end of the day, you were 16 years old and you got to smash your hot babysitter.
So, I mean, it's kind of a W.
For the woman, it's only a crue.
Crime if you didn't enjoy it.
But as I was explaining to the guys how attractive she was, I am not joking.
She literally ended up going to my door, knocking on it once again, with my door wide open.
And I saw her and only in a towel.
And she looks at me saying, oh, Bubba, do you know how to like turn on like the water?
Like, I don't understand it.
Yeah.
Uh, imagine if the roles were reversed.
If I was a dude babysitter and I was babysitting some 16 year old girl and I came up to her in a fucking towel.
Bro, I would be EDP.
I'm literally EDP if I do that.
Literally the next day, I will get Amazon same day shipping to the next nearby Supermax prison,
where I will spend the rest of my days rotting in a cell.
But, you know, if a woman does it, hey, it's only a crime if you do not enjoy it,
which 99% of the time the dude's going to enjoy it.
So I ended up looking at her, and you guys have no idea how hard it was not to get braced.
Like, it was literally mission impossible.
To the point where I got up, I ended up walking her over to the bathroom again,
and I ended up turning on the water.
And right before I ended up leaving, she saw that I was,
Bricked and so it begins you guys start having colloidus. I don't know audience too soon too soon maybe I don't know
How did she see well I was wearing sweatpants? I was literally wearing sweatpants right so she clearly saw that I was bricked
Over here like it was not easy boys it was not easy you saw I was brick and she literally looked at me and said are you okay
If your babysitter had a smile like that looking down at a 16 year old boy's pants you need to lock her up immediately
Just because you're a babysitter doesn't mean you get to sit on as fucking
She ended up kind of smiling and to be honest I
didn't know the age of this babysitter but I think she was like 27 maybe and I was 16 I'm not really sure
oh you know she was like 26 27 and I was only 16 you know no big deal for the girl ladies and
gentlemen she is fucked if her first and last name is mentioned on this video as for a baba being a 16 year old boy
getting to smash the hot babysitter a high five bro hey that's a good fucking job and I ended up looking at her
saying yeah I'm good and I ended up running into my room nothing happened afterwards she ended up taking
her shower and I ended up staying in my room basically just you know laying on my bed praying that I don't touch
my eggplant because obviously I don't want to fail no not November but then this is where the story
gets really broken and this is where I ended up failing oh no you touched your weedy guys I don't know
what to do with myself anymore the main character has folded it's time for his downfall
ladies and gentlemen because right after a shower this babysitter thought it would be a great idea
to walk into my room with her towel and her being soaking wet smelling like dandelion
dude you need a chill the fuck out if you literally remember all five senses of this
that exact moment when you were 16.
You look like you're about 23, 24 years old right now in this video.
If you are remembering that experience in that type of detail, bro,
well, I don't even know what the fuck you experienced.
But I imagine the experience must have been crazy.
I wish I was you.
And she looks at me saying, oh, Baba, I was just like curious.
Like, are you okay?
Look at this fucker's face.
You already know that this is about to get crazy.
The story is about to take the craziest turn, ladies and gentlemen.
I'm ready for it.
Just say it. Just say it. You guys got under the sheets and you were fucking.
I looked at her questioning, why was she checking in on me in a towel?
But then afterwards, she decides to turn around and her towel dropped.
And I saw her peach like never before.
Oh yeah. I saw her peach like never before.
Shut the fuck up.
And at that moment, I knew I couldn't.
I couldn't handle myself.
I couldn't.
Guys, I'm a hypersexual.
Like, I literally could not refuse.
I've never seen so much ambition in a man's eyes before.
You know, I was pretty excited when I hit a million.
subscribers on YouTube, but I don't think I can quite replicate the man's excitement right here in this
video. He's literally reliving the moment right before us in real time. It's crazy. I remember I ended
up walking up to her. I picked up her towel for her. And one thing led to another, we made out and we
ended up doing the Devils Tingo. There it is, ladies and gentlemen, he did it mission accomplished.
I don't know how the fuck you did it looking like that, but, hey, whatever. We ended up doing that
for the like the next two nights. And I knew at that point, like I was already long gone because at that
point, I failed no, not November. I failed the boy. Literally, the year I was 16, I failed
no, not November. And at that moment, I was really sad, obviously. I was really disappointed
myself too. And the guys at school found out about it as well, and they were really disappointed
to me. They were disappointed in you? What the fuck? Bro, if one of my homies said, yo, I had a tap
out of no, not November, and then they explained this whole story to me, I would have gave that
mucka a high five. I wouldn't give a singular shit what happened. Those guys, Bubba, were not real
friends I would drop them immediately but anyways that was a crazy story everybody
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