Ryth - This TikToker Ruins His Life For Views.

Episode Date: April 17, 2025

This TikToker Ruins His Life For Views.

Fuck right a, see me ass, bitch. Look at ass, I don't even care, bro. If this is what I gotta do, if this is what I gotta do to get on? All right, people, what's up? Today we're checking out the biggest TikTok clout chaser of all time. I introduce all of you to the subway worker, Jumani. Mr. Jemani got fired from all of his other jobs from basically being a very horrible person.

And now he's turned a new leaf to wipe his ass with, starting a brand new job and a brand new life at Subway. Only to completely ruin this job too. And today I have a job interview at Subway. I am a little nervous about it because I do have a criminal record and it is hard to explain what I did and why I did it. There's no justification for what I've done. So I just hope that I'm able to get the job

and maybe they don't do a background check and I'll be back to work. At this point you might be asking yourself the question. Holy shit, what did he do that was so heinous at his other jobs? Just a little stealing and some fucking vandalization. Fuck right eight, c. C.m. We don't support. Put none of this shit right here. Just take a look on his fucking face

and tell me if you see any remorse in his eyes. Anyways, the anime lore with this colossal piece of shit can honestly go on forever. Essentially, I'm cutting the bullshit and we're going to spread these ass cheeks wide open on this guy. He's a piece of shit. Real shit. At me McMill.

Let him know, nigga. I'm trying to get signed to June chasing. Fuck all this subway shit. For anybody out in the audience that isn't quite gangsta as me, he's referring to him, music artist and he's trying to get signed. I'm not quite sure what exactly his marketing strategy is to get signed with Meek Mill. But I don't think trashing your place of work is exactly the best idea for literally any fucking job.

Fuck all of this subway shit, bro. At Meek Mill, man. Let him know. I'm trying to sign the dream chases, bro. Dead ass. I'm done working in Subway. That ass. At meek Mill, let them know.

Dream chases. I'm not with none of this clout chasing shit, bro. This guy just said, and I quote, I'm not with any of this cloud chasing shit. Motherfucker, what do you think you was doing? Yo, have an ass, literally sounded like a Pokemon saying at Meek Mill for the past 30 fucking seconds, and you're saying you're not a cloud chaser. All of this, cloud chaser shit's temporary, bro. Dead ass.

I don't want to do this. I find it very ironic he's saying clout chasing is temporary. Is that criminal record also temporary clout chasing too? Because I don't know about you, but I feel like Subway only gave you a job because they fucking felt bad for you. And after all the begging and pleading you do to Subway, they finally give you the job. And this guy goes right back around to bite the hand that gave him the job in the first place. What an ungrateful bastard.

I really don't want to be doing none of this. Like, for real. At meat mill, let him know, bro. Germani way, Jermani struggle, whatever you, listen. Adam, let him know that. I'm trying to get signed a dream chases, bro, for me. I think I'm playing, like, how many, like, all over this shit. I'm done with all of this clon chasing shit.

At this point, you got to appreciate how shameless this dude actually is. I got some anxiety that makes me nervous whenever I go into a restaurant. This guy's just straight up destroying the restaurant. He's bringing the word cloud chasing and hustle to new levels and new heights. Who am I to compare myself to Jumani's struggle, the cloud chasing God? But hey, Jumani, guess who got put on first? I'll give you a hint. It's not you.

Get fucked. I'm done with this, bro. Like, dead ass. I'm not trying to do none of this. I would listen. Everything will hit the flip. Everything out there. everything on the floor, man.

That ass. I don't even care, bro. If this is what I got to do, if this is what I got to do to get on, this is what I'm going to do to get on, bro. This guy's definition of getting quote, unquote, put on is so unbelievably warped it's pissing me off.

I really want to ask this guy if he knows that any successful person started off at the top. What I see is a desperate man that gave up on life trying to cheat up his way to the top. By doing anything and everything in his power to go ahead

and get himself some of that sweet teeth of clout. At meek mill, this is directly to meek, directly to meek mill, let him know. I'm trying to get on, you feel me? I ain't trying to be doing none of this clout chasing shit, but this is what I got to do. This is what you gotta do. It's either this or be in the streets on some dumb shit, you feel me? What the fuck is he on about?

It's either you getting put on or you going to the fucking streets. Motherfucker, if you can't hold down the small responsibility of holding down a night shift that Subway, I don't think you deserve any internet influence over anybody, because nobody's gonna utter the words out their fucking mouth that they want to be Jumani from Subway. You kind of fucked yourself, low key. Sheesh. All right, so, yeah, this is, got to clean all of this up. You know what I'm saying? This is the aftermath trying to reach out to meek. You know what I'm saying? Um, like I said, or anybody that's trying to, that's in a position to help, you know what me put me in a better position.

At this segment of the video, Armand Jumani has Postnut clarity and realizes what the fuck he did. But even in the five minutes of post nut euphoria, he still has no idea what he did wrong. The only thing this dude's thinking about right now was Hooker's cocaine and Meek Mills meat in his ass. And I'm not talking about the meat on the fucking ground.

Like, this right here, bro, this is like, you know, you know, I don't think I realized how much I had to go through to get to this point where this became acceptable for me. You know what I'm saying? Like, this isn't, this isn't, this is crazy, man. But, you know, when you hungry and you try to eat, bro, you know what I'm saying? You start doing, you start doing whatever, bro. I don't know if this guy's trying to get our sympathy or to applaud him for taking such a huge step in his life.

Motherfucking, you didn't do anything that we would applaud you for. All you did was commit an active vandalization. Absolutely nobody that watches this video is going to think, holy shit. Oh, wow, I got to fucking congratulate this guy. But, you know, when you hungry and you try to eat, bro, You know what I'm saying? You start doing, you start doing whatever, bro. That's a total fucking lie. If I'm quote unquote hungry to get some clout on the internet,

then I'm going to hustle on my YouTube shit. I'm not going to look at my current job that I have and start vandalizing the place. There's no way to cheat to the top. It's taken me over nine years to get to the place that I am now. And seeing people like this, this 28-year-old man, thinking he can do whatever he pleases to get to the top. The dudes got it all wrong. You actually have to work.

Was to Evesidas, um, I, listen, if I was some of a lot of these other artists, I would take that 20,000. But honestly, I'm sorry, I sign for free. You know, I would honestly sign for free. And, um. At this point, bro, Chacho, I don't think even free is worth your fucking name. And I'm not saying you're worth something. I'm just saying you're worth less than dog shit. Not only did this guy commit a huge active vandalization and wasting a shit ton of fucking food. And I'm sure once all your family and friends saw this video, they didn't congratulate you in the slightest. They're probably ashamed that they even know you.

And trust me, I would fucking be ashamed too. I feel like signing me, it's not. I don't come with any problem. What a fucking psychopath. There ain't no way you did all that bullshit. And then you're saying you don't have problems. This guy's got to be on drugs. I'm definitely not doing any more stealing videos because, you know, people don't really care about it as much as vandalizing.

And that's what I'm doing this for. I'm doing it for views. I'm doing it for publicity. Everything is controversy. Controversy sells. Fuck you. Anyways, audience, I've seen enough bullshit today. Please click the video on screen. I promise you'll love it.

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