Ryth - This YouTuber Got Famous For Smashing Women.

Episode Date: June 8, 2025

This YouTuber Got Famous For Smashing Women.

Or in reality, I was just hitting puberty and realizing what my eggplant was doing at the time. But still, at this time... All right, people, what's up? This creepy Minecraft YouTuber doesn't know when to quit. Now, audience, the subject of today's video is Baba. For those who don't know who Baba is, I will give you the luxury of knowing who this man is. If you're looking for a guy that is pretty much the definition of a cap artist about a Minecraft YouTuber telling stories about him smashing women,

then this guy is pretty much the definition. pretty much the CEO of that. And the story that he's telling today is absolutely ridiculous. The thickest teacher ever. And before we even begin, just look at that fucking thumbnail. I can only imagine what this man had to type in Google to get that picture. That is some D1 gooner shit right there, ladies and gentlemen. But anyways, let's begin.

Okay, so I'm not going to lie to you. A lot of you guys know on this channel that I am more of a cherries guy compared to a peach guy. Listen, Baba, I understand what you're saying, but I'm the complete opposite. Audients, if you guys want to know what I'm about to say, go to my Spotify and watch this video uncensored. Everybody knows that having a fat ass and no tithes looks way better than a big old thing of tities in nowhere. If you guys don't know what that means, that probably means you are too young to be watching this channel. Listen, ladies and gentlemen, as of right now, Baba is spitting complete facts. Why do you think I just censored what the fuck I just said a second ago?

If you guys don't know what the filler words of cherries in peach is, then honestly, little Timmy, I don't know what to tell you. You are probably going to be very lost in this story. But listen, bro, if you got 20 IQ, I'm sure that you know what is what. I believe in you. But if you do know what it means, well, prepare yourself for an insane story about my teacher that had the best pair of cherries I think I've ever seen. Holy shit, you look fucking psychotic.

Listen, audience, whenever I was still in school, I was quite the sim. as she breathed was a female and was the same age as me. I didn't give a solitary shit. But even during my Simp days, I did not have a psychotic ass face like that. This ladies and gentlemen is a level of desperation I have never seen in my life. This guy looks like he's about to do some Spotify shit to me. But obviously, before we get into the story, make sure you guys press that like button and subscribe. It seriously means a lot when you guys do. And let's just jump straight into this insane story. Yeah, guys, please subscribe to my YouTube. YouTube channel so I can keep telling you about the thickest teacher ever.

I never thought advertising a YouTube channel would be as pathetic as that. This dude, his entire life, was doing the devil's tango with a bunch of women. He's sitting here thinking, oh yeah, dude, this would be a great story for YouTube.com. Like, what the fuck is this marketing strategy? Yo, what is going on, you guys? My name's Bubba, and welcome back to a really funny but yet kind of embarrassing story, but at the same time, a story that basically changed my life. Okay, dude, stop the glaze.

This story did not change your life. Because according to your track record, Bubba, this shit is just another drop in the fucking ocean. I remember the story all starts off back in my grade six year. This was the first day of grade six, and I remember I ended up walking into my school and trying to find my way around the classrooms. Obviously, middle school is a way different space

compared to elementary school, because, you know, usually in elementary school, you're guided to where you're supposed to go. But in middle school, you weren't guided anywhere. You had to figure everything out yourself. It was like entering a premature high school, Except everyone was more smelly, everyone was more dumb, because everyone was more unmature. In case any of you guys are wondering, Baba is spitting complete facts right here.

I didn't pause the video. I really just wanted you guys to listen to what this fucker was saying. I know a lot of you guys just got out of school. It's summer vacation for you. If any of you are currently in middle school or about to go into middle school, pay the fuck attention to what I'm about to say. Firstly, you do not in fact have everything figured out. Secondly, please go get some real fucking cologne and not axe body spray. Thirdly, I know you're going through puberty and I know that you're starting to like women.

But don't even fucking chance it, little bro. Don't even try. Save that shit for like senior year in high school. If you could follow those three simple things, you would probably have a better middle school experience than 85% of people that already went through middle school. So please, for fuck's sakes, please follow what I'm saying. That's basically sums up middle school for you guys. If you guys want me to be honest with you, for all those middle schoolers out there that are going into middle school.

But if not, then it is what it is. Anyways, going on with the story, though, I remember I was trying to find this one specific classroom that was for my social studies. For the record, audience, I just wanted to say fuck social studies. Actually, on that note, fuck school. Listen, ladies and gentlemen, the shit I'm about to say is about to be some D1 unks shit. But whenever I was in school, I did not have chat GPT. I had to research all that shit on fucking quizlet. Sometimes you got the answer.

sometimes you didn't get the answer and that's just how it was. You guys are fucking blessed by having chat GPT. Because get this, with Chad GPT, you guys haven't even done a fucking assignment all last year. You guys could be honest with me. I'm not the feds. I'm not your parents and I'm most certainly not your dog shit teacher. You and I both know that you cheated the fuck out of those assignments.

I remember I hated social studies, but I still needed to find my classroom because I didn't want to be late or, you know, basically get lost. And I remember as I was walking around the school trying to figure out where this classroom was. I didn't find a grade-aid student, and I walked up to him saying, um, I was just curious. I don't know where this classroom is.

Can you, like, help me out? Oh, yeah, little man here. Basically, you want to go down the hall and, oh my goodness, you have that teacher? Wait, what? What's wrong with that teacher? Dude, that teacher is the hottest teacher at the school. You should be lucky, little man. Bro, I felt the same way whenever I got my one teacher in seventh grade.

I'm not going to say the subject nor who it was. Because chances are they're watching this video right now. So, Miss Teacher, if you're watching this video, video uh hey boo I am so fucking cooked and then afterwards he ended up dabbing me up in the most awkward way possible like I'm not even joking I didn't know how to dab up people at the time because it wasn't really a thing I guess back then but it started becoming a thing so I kind of dabbed him up in the I don't know man I almost gave him a high five like it was that awkward dude your fucking hair looks awkward why is it standing up for no reason does somebody have a

fucking plasma ball above your head going on from there I remember afterwards I ended up basically going towards the classroom and me I was kind of excited because he ended up saying that it was the hottest teacher at the school. And to be fair, that's a benefit for any student going into high school or middle school, to be honest. So as I walked right into the classroom and I saw the teacher and what I saw was not a super attractive woman.

It was a pregnant woman. This dude really just said that if a girl is pregnant, she loses all her attractive features. Listen, Bubba, maybe you and I are looking at the pregnant woman a little bit differently. You think that she's ugly. I think that she looks like Bitcoin in 2008. You gotta trust the process, Baba.

If you invest a little bit, then boom, that shit's going to go up. You guys are probably wondering, wait a minute. The story doesn't make sense. I thought we're talking about a teacher with big cherries. Not a pregnant woman. Well, let me assure you, this story will get to that point. But obviously, there has to be some backstory, so it makes more sense later on. Anyways, I remember when I walked in the classroom, I just sat down, kind of weirded out

because I didn't know why this pregnant woman was considered the most attractive woman in the school. Like, for God's sakes, she's pregnant. Not saying that pregnant women aren't attractive, but I'm not going to lie, the stretch marks I'm not a fan of. But sorry, going on with the story. Listen, Baba, I'm just going to be completely honest. You're just a fucking hater. You're looking at this woman with your eyes. I'm looking at this woman with my spirit.

I am able to see the things that are fucking unseen, bitch. You can get this negative energy out of this fucking video, sir. Remember, when I sat down, she introduced herself, but then she ended up telling us that she was leaving. She said that she was leaving because she was about to give birth any day now and that she was not able to teach this year. All the students were pretty sad and went, aw-as for me.

I didn't because I didn't know the woman. Like, this was my first time meeting her. Why do you think I'm going to be sad about you? Fuck, dude. Why are you getting so pissed off for no reason? Baba probably has the biggest fucking blue beach balls right now and he's just pissed off. Sounds like any other average sixth grader

that has a fucking hormone imbalance. I don't know you. Like, I don't know why everyone was making a big deal out of it, but apparently it was. So anyways, after that, she ended up walking out and the principal walked in with a new teacher

that was some old smelly dude that couldn't say my name for the life of him. Like, I'm not joking. Instead of saying Baba, he would be like, Babeay, babe, is here in the class, baby. Okay, I'm gonna be honest, I don't give a fuck about this hairy, old-ass man either. I'm gonna skip to the part that actually matters.

I remember that school year sucked, and social studies was my least favorite class. But then next year came around. And one year later, well, this is where things get excited. Because I remember my grade seven year, obviously at this time, I was more comfortable with the school. I was, you know, more like relaxed and I was more me, I guess. Or in reality, I was just hitting puberty and realizing what my eggplant was doing at the time. But still, at this time, Bubba, I am trying to. Papa, I am trying to get monetized on this YouTube video.

Stop trying to say this weird ass shit with an eggplant. I don't care about your grocery list, buddy. This time, I was more, well, hitting puberty. And I remember when I got my sheet for the new grade seven year of what classes I had, I saw the same name last year that I got from the same social studies teacher that ended up leaving. I remember I was really upset and I'm like, great, I have this old smelly fart again because I knew the teacher wasn't going to come back. But when I went to the classroom and I sat down instantly, a haughty with a, body ended up coming in and she's like,

Hey guys, I'm back and I'm here for the new year. I remember I looked at her and my eyes were wide open. Remember, last year, she was just some pregnant woman. But this year, she gave birth and that stomach fat that she got ended up going to her cherry. As I said, ladies and gentlemen, Bitcoin in 2008. You motherfuckas didn't believe me and Baba didn't put his money in the stock market. Maybe you guys should be like me and not look at women as objects and start looking at them

with their spirit. Okay, you got to look within, mother. fucker. You guys seriously need to start being like me. I'm a feminist. Like I am not joking. More women should get pregnant if that is the magic that happens out of it. Not the baby. I meant like their cherries getting bigger. But going on with the story. I'll be honest. I think that was the craziest fucking sentence I've ever heard today. This guy is no longer thinking with his brain, ladies and gentlemen. This dude really just said more girls should get pregnant because of their cherries. Not the religious practice of recreating another beautiful life. This

dude is only thinking about the outward vanity, ladies and gentlemen. Somebody get this man a fucking priest. And right as the teacher was about to start teaching, I dropped my pencil right in front of my desk. She ended up making a comment saying, oh my goodness, like, all of you guys keep dropping your pencils. And my friend decides to take things further where right as the teacher was bending over and my face was getting the full view of those cherries right in front of me. He ended up grabbing the back of my head and pushing me into her cherry. Wow, dude, what a great ending to the video. Honestly, this shit should have been directed by. fucking Michael Bay. Anyways, audience, what do you think? Subscribe to the channel if you would

like another part of Bubba. With that being said, I'll catch you guys later.