Ryth - TikTok Bikers Are Completely Unhinged.

Episode Date: August 29, 2025

TikTok Bikers Are Completely Unhinged.

fucking bad. All right, people, what's up? Today, I discovered the corneous subgenre on TikTok. Now, audience, I didn't actually discover shit, and I'm actually stealing this video from Bito 999. But the original point of this video still stands. These are the cringiest people on TikTok. Bike talk, ladies and gentlemen.

Now, originally, when I found this genre on TikTok, it was from my friend's Instagram story because he's a big motorcycle guy. And it was some guy on a motorcycle stopped at a red light just dancing in the middle of the road. Originally when I saw this video, I was thinking, oh, this is just one singular dumbass in the biker TikTok community. Surely not every single motorcyclist on TikTok is like this. And today was the day that I got completely proven wrong. If y'all don't believe me, just watch this video all the way through

and then tell me that these people are not unironically the gringiest people on the point. With that being said, let's begin. Copyrighted music, hey, hey, copyrighted music. You know our job. Yep, yep, audience, do you guys see what I'm talking about right here? Not only does the biker community think they're the hottest thing since oven fired bread, but they have also gotta have the most bung-bogglingest dance moves I've ever seen in my life. And also, do I really need to say anything about the safety of what's going on here?

Yes, we all get it. You're at a red light, and chances are it's not going to go green for a little bit. But I'm just going to tell you now, the ongoing traffic that is, you know, crossing the road, those kinds of people I would not be trusting with my life. You see, audience, I don't care where you guys live, but if you live in North America, it doesn't matter what state, it doesn't matter what town or city you're in. I am sure that you would argue with me that you probably have the worst drivers in your town. And as for me, in the drivers that I have seen in my city,

I am not going to stand in the middle of the road and start dancing. Because the day that I do that is also going to be the day that some 16-year-old girl and a fucking Jeddah is going to be on her phone texting Jamal the big black guy and run my ass over and splatter my skull on the pavement. I am not taking that chance. Okay, is this like the only dance move that this guy knows? You really put your life at risk to put out some of the worst dance moves I have ever seen in my life. If you are really gonna play the song Party Rockers, I damn sure hope that you have more than one dance move in your utility belt. I have seen Fortnite emotes that look better than this dog shit dance move.

Copyrighted music. Hey, hey, copyrighted music. You know I got a question for you. What in the actual fuck are you doing? I have never seen a man's vertebrae dislocate that bad when he's twerking. have put a lot of effort in learning this dance move sir I'm not gonna question it I'm not going to ask you why you know this dance move that well all I'm gonna say buddy is don't let diddy get a hold of this video only God knows what he's gonna do with

that ass when he gets back to his crib okay did I just witness some of the creepiest hashtag couple goals on TikTok for a second little bro was getting lost in the sauce and he was thinking about something on that motorcycle it appears the thing that I am clocking from these motorcyclists is the fact that they have a lot of impulsive thoughts. Like seriously, you guys cannot control yourselves in the slightest. You guys see a red light and feel like you have to twerk like there's no tomorrow and Jesus is coming back.

And then when you're at the red light with a female, you feel like you just have to start dry-humping your automobile. Like seriously, guys, because you're wearing a tinted visor across your face and you can't be identified, It almost feels like because of that, all morality is chucked out the window because no one knows who you are. If you don't have morality, sir, can you at least have your pride? You know, audience, as I'm watching these videos, my entire perspective on motorcyclists have completely changed.

Now, listen, I'm sure that most of you guys growing up did watch SpongeBob. I feel like this is the main thing that gets passed down from generation to generation is the love of SpongeBob. But dude, remember that one episode of the motorcyclist where this motherfucker looks so damn manly in every single scene? Yeah, I'm talking about that guy. Growing up in childhood, whenever I see a motorcycle, that was the vision I had of motorcyclists. Big manly, muscular, tattooed men that feel like that they should not be reckoned with. Fast forward to 2025 and we got people playing sissy fights at the red light. Whatever aura that any motorcyclist had originally in the previous years is completely.

Completely lost now. You guys put this fella to shame right here. This fighting you're doing at the red light is if Mortal Kombat added pronouns in their next video game. Get back on your bikes, dude. This shit is embarrassing. She a fucking fan. I get bred all these fucking bands. I was seven years old on God I knew I was the man.

Listen dude, I get it. You're playing a song that you think is really hard, but really, dude, you knew at seven years old that you were the fucking man. Respectfully, sir, what man is hitting the gritty at the red light? There is not a singular ounce of testosterone in your body while you're doing this video. I can feel my chest lactating just from watching your video. You were not the man at seven years old, motherfucker. Get back on your motorcycle. Shit dropped out of school, I never had no fucking plan.

Got my boy, he fought two, but he shoot like NBA jam. Oh. Thank you, sir. Thank you for getting back on your motorcycle. I think that is just the place that you need to be. Do not ever get off your motorcycle ever again. I think we're getting a little bit too far into the motorcycle TikTok community. Listen, YouTube, I feel like I have to put this policy in my video now to showcase that this video can in fact get monetized.

You did in fact allow twerking inside of your YouTube platform, so please do not demonetize this video. It is actually sad that I have to quote YouTube's policy because there's just that. many twerking men in this video. I am actually flabbergasted on how low the testosterone is in motorcyclist in 2025. Remember, audience, I went into this video thinking about the motorcyclist from the SpongeBob episode. I was thinking about some Wild West thugging ass motherfuckers like this guy right here. The last thing that I was expecting was a bunch of men throwing ass and having Mortal Kombat sissy fights at the red light. To say that I'm disappointed is a complete understatement.

All I gotta say about this video is I pray to God that you are not doing these dance moves at the red light. You wonder why aliens aren't visiting Earth? It's because they see people like this at a red light doing these dance moves. I'll be real. If I was an alien, I wouldn't visit us either. Holy shit, ladies and gentlemen, is this the first biker TikTok that actually seems somewhat normal?

There's no twerking at the red light. There's no twerking in your homie's backyard. There's no sissy fights in the middle of the road. We finally just have a normal TikTok couple holding lights at the red light. Finally, something normal that this community can offer. Wow. Well, thank you, lady, for ruining the video. Audience, subscribe to the channel if you would like a part two about biker TikToks.

With that being said, I'll catch you guys later.