Ryth - TikTok Disney Adults Have Crossed The Line.

Episode Date: February 9, 2025

TikTok Disney Adults Have Crossed The Line. ...

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Starting point is 00:00:00 In Girl World, Halloween is the one night a year when a girl can dress like a total slut. You give me your best, you keep going. I know... I know... What? What? What? All right, people, what's up?
Starting point is 00:00:15 These Disney adults on TikTok have reached a new low. Now, audience, the subject of today's video is Plus Size Park Hoppers. By the way, yes, this is in fact part three on Plus Size Park Hoppers. You guys absolutely love these videos. and the catalog that these people have is fucking endless. Anyways, today, plus-size park hoppers decided to go to the gym. They provided us some behind-the-scenes footage of their epic cinematic fucking TikToks. And they were also discussing how they have fucking chub-rub and that they're sexy as fuck at Disney.
Starting point is 00:00:48 Yeah, I don't know who the fuck lied to them, but let's see. You ever wanted to wear shorts or a skirt to Disney World, but you were afraid of your legs chafing? No, lady. In fact, I have never been to Disneyland and worried about my legs. Chafing. Hey everyone, we're plus-sized park hoppers and we range in sizes from 2x to 5x. Nothing puts a damper on your Disney vacation like having to walk around the parks with Chubb. You know, it's pretty fucking ironic that out of all people they're the ones that are trying to emulate walking like fucking penguins. Trust me, lady, you're not imitating shit. You're just exaggerating what you already do. Luckily, we haven't had to since we started using Dr. Frederick's original... Wait, what, what, buddy, do not lift your fucking skirt. I have the video paused right now. I don't know what the fuck is under her. I'm probably gonna see something that looks like a motherfucking terraria boss. I'm sorry lady, I'm not trying to see your wall of flesh. No better body balm.
Starting point is 00:01:38 We've been using it for our last few trips and we've fallen in love with it. Get it guys, they fucking fell. It's all natural ingredients like beeswax and carnava wax are safer sensitive skin and free of paravins and sulfates. We love to wear short skirts and dresses while we're in the parks. Listen, I get that you want to wear shorts and skirts while you're at Disneyland because it's pretty fucking hot. It's so fucking hot in California, half the state burned down. And then Florida is just Florida. I fucking hate it here.
Starting point is 00:02:07 But listen, you guys wearing shorts and skirts? We're not trying to see that shit. You motherfuckas can go to Abercrombie and Fitch and get some linen pants, please. Listen, I know most guys fantasized about women without their clothes on. For me, it's the opposite. I fantasized about the day you put a shirt on. Dr. Frederick's original Better Body Bomb helps us to be cute and comfy on the go. Wait a minute.
Starting point is 00:02:28 Us? cute? Who the fuck is us? I've never had chafing cheeks in my fucking life. You guys are willing to buy every product in the book to support your plus size than actually going to the gym and lifting dumbbells for 20 fucking minutes a day. Bro, that is so tragic. We only have to reapply a few times throughout the day and it's super easy to do. It comes in a very convenient stick form so we can just rub it on the areas that we think might chase. Okay, respectfully, can you guys like stop filming up your skirt? Has a watching this shit, I feel like I'm cheating on my girlfriend. And this is not the type of woman I would go to to cheat with. This would be my last resort, two cases of beer deep. And even then, I would still have some cognitive function.
Starting point is 00:03:11 And you're good to go. No need to even get your hands messy. It's compact and has become a staple in all of our park bags. It's also water resistant, which makes it great for the water park when you spend the whole day walking around in a bathing suit. Dude, there is no fucking way you actually got in a bathing suit and went to the kitty water parks to play with each other. You guys really are mentally 11 years old. I think I stopped giving a fuck about Disney once I turned 12 years old. Like seriously, when I turned 12 years old, the bunny was out of the fucking fedora. Santa wasn't real. I just sat on some random pedophiles lap. The Easter bunny was just some furry that got bummed at FurryCon. And Mickey Mouse wasn't Mickey Mouse.
Starting point is 00:03:51 It was some sweaty pimple face ass wipe looking teenager. And ever since then, ladies and gentlemen, life went downhill and that's when the Rith YouTube channel was made. What the fuck? Bro, has it really been that long since you've been on a fucking treadmill? Well, first off, I'm just surprised that you actually own one. I would have thought that if you interacted with fitness equipment, you would get a fucking allergic reaction. But listen, I appreciate the plus-size parkhoppers getting in shape, but bro, you gotta practice
Starting point is 00:04:25 on that treadmill. That performance was fucking ass. Hey everyone, we're plus-size parkhoppers and we range sizes from 2x to 5x. Anyone who goes to Disney World knows that good footwear is crucial. Yeah, if you want footwear at Disneyland, just wear the Adolf Dripler V2s. Whatever opinions you guys have about
Starting point is 00:04:45 Kanye, the Adolf Dripler V2s, they're pretty fucking comfortable. That's why today I'm comparing Hokas and Brooks. Before we get into this video, make sure you follow us for plus size Disney trips and tricks. Listen, I'm going to be completely and totally honest. I couldn't give a solitary shit about your tips and tricks.
Starting point is 00:05:01 So far, you advertised to me some anti-cheek chafing rub. And now you're trying to advertise to me some shitty-ass hokas. Bro, these products you're advertising are fucking mid. Bro, give me some real shit. In Girl World, Halloween is the one night a year when a girl can dress like a total slut and no other girls can say anything about it. Listen, YouTube, I'm not the one that's saying it,
Starting point is 00:05:22 but they're apparently saying that they look like a slut looking like this. Who's going to tell them, audience? I can't say it because it's YouTube, but who the fuck's going to tell them? Do that again. Bro, these behind the scenes videos are so fucking garbage. Then again, audience, I can't say that my behind the scenes footage is any better. Here's some behind the scenes Rith footage from over a year ago. Now, usually I don't do this, but uh, go ahead and break them off with a little previews of the remake.
Starting point is 00:05:59 Yes, that was, in fact, R. Kelly. I probably just lost 10 million aura for showing you guys that shit. Wait a minute. So you guys actually spent an afternoon trying to try to. to do just this video. Bro, the TikTok you guys are doing wasn't even that difficult. How the fuck did you take that long? The video you're doing is literally taking four steps forward in doing a Mario emo.
Starting point is 00:06:30 Well, to be fair, walking is probably a little bit too difficult for you guys. But seriously, dude, it took you that long to do one clip. And the thing is, the final product you guys put out, you guys are still not doing the video right. When you guys are walking, Mrs. 5xl has the fucking motorboat. her way into the screen. Like, holy shit. Here's what we eat in a day at Disney World as five plus size best friend. We started in Animal Kingdom.
Starting point is 00:06:55 What in the fuck are you guys eating? Did you guys get a deluxe order of Maui's rupture chocolate chiro? I'm not even gonna ask what that white shit is. Sharon Deanna shared the colossal cinnamon roll. This is one of their favorites. The Ashley and Katie started with the coconut cold brew from Cusufuri. It is so good. I got the marinated chicken flatbread from Cusufuri and Ashley got the one with pork.
Starting point is 00:07:16 Mine was a little too spicy for me, so I just ate my chips and gave the flatbread to Michael. He's the best. Katie got a breakfast doll-wip from Tamu Tamu Refreshments, which melted very quickly because it was so hot. And Sarah got a doleip float from the same place. Later on in the day, I was thirsty for ice cream, so we got old-fashioned hot fudge sundae. From Dino Bites snacks. I got chocolate. You know, as I'm listening throughout this entire video, I have not heard the word water.
Starting point is 00:07:40 You guys are clearly overdosing on sodium and sugar, but where's the water? Where's the fucking ballots in all of this? Aren't you guys about helping people at Disneyland? Well, how about help people not get fucking diabetes? I think it's time to conclude. Anyways, audience, subscribe to the channel for a part four on Plus Ice Bar Coppers. With that being said, I'll catch you guys. Later.

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