Ryth - TikTok Has Ruined Dating Forever.

Episode Date: October 14, 2024

TikTok Ruined Dating Forever.TikTok. TikTok along with Instagram Reels and YouTube Shorts have completely ruined the dating game for Gen Z and Gen Alpha. With TikTok Dating Advice along with the assistance of Instagram Reels and YouTube Shorts, dating will soon be almost impossible to do healthily.

Alright bro, TikTok has completely ruined dating. I've been sitting here scrolling on my 4U page and all I see are these only fans who are talking about how they love cheating. Because it's some sort of fantasy to these women that they love to cheat on their man. I'm like, wow, that really gave me the ick. But you know what? Because I got the ick from a woman cheating on her man, I also got the question, what are everybody else's icks on TikTok?

An audience since that thought has left my mind, I came across the worst icks on TikTok. Oh my gosh Queen that's so real when you're on a date with your crush and he can't find the parking spot Ehh, ike. Audience today we're gonna be talking to the fellas, okay? Ladies, I know you watch the Rith YouTube channel, I know. If you're on a first date with your crush and you can't find a parking spot, honestly, you're fucking cooked. You may as well just rope max today.

If you're trying to pull up at Red Lobster at around 7 p.m. with your lady and you realize the whole entire parking lot, it's f***ed. At that point, bro, you already got the ick. You may as well bring her back home and sit in your little f***in bed sheets and cry. Because, my lord, the last thing you want is your woman looking at you with a face like that. Ugh, fucking horrific. He was on the dance floor and his glasses dropped on the ground. And he was asking everyone, my glasses, my glasses, like on the ground looking for them. And I got the biggest f***ing from that.

Why? Listen, audience, as somebody that wears glasses every single day of his life in order to literally function throughout his day, I understand. I know what it's like whenever my glasses fall on the ground and I have to look for something. It fucking sucks. Maybe she doesn't understand because she doesn't have glasses like me, but trust me, whenever you do get glasses and you're an old fuck, and those motherfuckers fall on the ground and you gotta look for your glasses,

you're shit on, you're shit on a lot. So when your man is dropping his glasses on the ground and he's trying to look for them and shit, it looks like fucking SpongeBob, do not give him the ick, okay? You gotta give him the benefit of the doubt. That is just bullshit. Again, audience, horrific ick. So I went on a first date and a car was about to hit me and he grabbed me and pulled me away. And I don't know why, but that just gave me the ick.

Because it's literally the first date. Why are you so obsessed with me? Like it was just so desperate and it's like, play it cool. A man just saved your life on the first date without even knowing you. Personally, if I were this girl and this man did this to me on the first date, I think I would already be on one knee proposing. That is a man that you want to keep. for life. The first date this man saves your life from getting your ass flattened by a

fucking Ford Fusion. And you call him desperate, obsessed, and it gives you the ick. If I were this man, I think I should have just pushed you even further into the Ford Fusion. Hoaget get your ass flattened by the Ford Fusion and the fucking Toyota Tacoma in Minecraft. But your biggest egg in a guy? Like when they... No, no. Okay. Say it. No, no.

That was so mean. I was going to say if they're like really nice, it's such an ick. If the man is also nice to you, it also gives you the ick. Boys, what the fuck are we even supposed to do at this point? We can't be nice and obviously we can't treat him like shit. Because if we went back to the 1950s and smacked our women around whenever we fucking felt like it, we would get thrown in jail audience, which is complete bullshit. But now we can't even be nice to our own women, bro.

This is crazy. I can wake you up with your favorite breakfast at your bedside, the best coffee in the world right next to it, and have the TV playing with the latest and greatest episode of the, fucking Kardashians. And you're going to once again call me an ick? Like what the fuck is wrong with you? These huss don't even know what they want in a relationship. I don't like what I'm going to cook because why do you know how to cook? That's a problem. There's no fucking way that you just said that. Talking to my male audience once again,

if you know how to cook absolutely anything, that's a problem. That's problematic. Instead of being with your woman that has already been siopped by fucking Instagram reels and doesn't want to cook or clean, You can't even cook yourself your own meal because God forbid you're gonna turn off your woman that doesn't want to do anything for you. Listen, I'm glad that my current girlfriend knows how to cook some shit, right? She knows how to cook some stuff.

But I will also say I've also had girlfriends that have absolutely no experience in the kitchen whatsoever. Their definition of gourmet, fucking luxury restaurant material would be dino nuggets in the microwave. And if I were to eat those, I would not know whether or not I'm gonna get food poisoning the hour later. And truth be told, audience, this is the majority of women.

They don't even want to cook or clean for their man. Ever since office buildings and houses got air conditioned, these bishops are thinking that they can do literally everything a man could. So just be ready, the next time you're dating a woman, do not always expect her to know how to cook. Because truth be told, audience, you're going to have to cook yourself way more out of a bowl of ramen. I'm so sorry, I wish I had better news.

There is nothing more icky. I'm so sorry that I'm pausing the video so early, but can this girl shut the fuck? Fuck up. Like, oh my guy, you know what's so icky in a guy? Somebody fucking kill me. Then watching a guy walk out of Starbucks with a frappuccino in his hand, like... Ugh. Sipping on his green straw.

Well, you heard it here first, folks. Anybody that likes Starbucks that's a dude, well, fuck you. Not even fuck you. Fuck me too. My girl recently put me on a Starbucks, and bro, it's not that bad. But now that this sassy little skank just told me I can't order my frappuccino. I'm never going to start. Starbucks ever again. The Starbucks stock is officially going down, ladies and gentlemen.

But anyways, on a real note, is that really the reason you would turn down a guy is if they order a fucking frappuccino? My lord, TikTok has ruined dating forever. What's an ick in a guy? When they're not respectful. When they're not respectful. Personally, I have an ick when a girl can't even fucking speak. When they're not funny. Flip-flops or crocs without socks.

Socks? Sox. Really, motherfucker. When they jump in the pool. and they hold their nose. Do you have one for a girl? If they're like fucking stupid. True.

Do I really need to say anything, audience? I think this guy just single-handedly ended all of those women's careers. Holy shit, our species is so funny. Do you ever want to get the ick for a guy? Just go to his Instagram following, type in the letter K, and see how many random girls pop up. Just with the letter K alone.

And it will dry you up, I promise. Yeah, ladies, go to my Instagram right now and go to my following and type K. I'm sure you're gonna be so jealous over Keed boy in fucking Keemstar. I know, I know, I'm such a fuck boy. If mentally ill was a person. Okay, but seriously though, every time your man makes you angry, you feel like you gotta go cheat on him,

well, not even you feel like it, you fucking do. Surely this is a girl that does not feel happy about herself in life whatsoever. Like, girl, how much did you cheat on your man? Like, does your vagina fucking itch down there? I'm genuinely curious. how many times you actually cheated on your man because he made you sad, mad, whatever. This girl definitely has a scratchy disease down there, but I don't even want to fucking know what it is. Hope that I got to say about this girl is stay far away, far as you fucking can.

If she's on the East Hemisphere, you're on the fucking West. End of story. Fuck my baby dad. Fuck my baby dad. Fuck my baby dad. I'm gonna find. Wait, wait, wait, wait, we have a whole list that we did not get to see. Some easy ones that come to my audience is number 64.

Don't eat food. Bro, what in the f*** did these women want from us, bro? We can't even eat food now. Also, another honorable mention would be number 70. Don't be over 18. Uh, have a seat, please. What the f***. Number 100, don't have a shower.

Yeah, okay, this woman is fucking disgusting. And finally, number 275 and number 293. Don't have fun and can't have fun. I think those two right there at this point just make me want to make me want to marry this woman, whoever she is. That, ladies and gentlemen, just sounds like a dream relationship at this point. Anyways, audience, I hope we have less faith in humanity than which you came into this video, and I hope I ruined your day. Let's get 5 million subs. Subscribe.