Ryth - TikTok Hates This OnlyFans Girl.

Episode Date: March 4, 2025

TikTok Hates This OnlyFans Girl. ...

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Starting point is 00:00:03 All right people what's up. Today I discovered the most rage bait only fans creator. Now audience, the subject of today's video goes by the name Jelly Bean. Nope, not this Jelly Bean. And I sure as fuck hope she doesn't make it OnlyFans. That would be fucking disgusting. However, what is equally as disgusting is this Jelly Bean's rage bait content on her OnlyFans promotion. Now obviously we got people covering the Bob House how they're trying to invite literal children inside of their clan.
Starting point is 00:00:37 They're just waiting for the fruit to ripen at this point for Piper Rockell. And then she's probably going to publicly announce that she's got an OnlyFans on her 18th birthday. I'm calling it now. I already made a video about how they were going to invite her in the first place. I'm going to be right the second time. Trust me. But anyways, this OnlyFans creator creates rage bait content featuring her supercars. Things like Rolls Royce, Lamborghini, McLaren, and Ferrari.
Starting point is 00:01:03 Up until she made a video destroying one of her Ferraris, which it actually. actually stays in Ferrari's terms of use, and if you were to purposefully vandalize or change or modify a Ferrari, they can send your fucking ass a cease and desist. And she kind of did directly what the fucking contract said. But yeah, she basically destroys just about anything expensive to piss off everybody. All of which is very successfully working because she is one of the top 1% only fans creators. And whether or not people get pissed off by her videos at the end of the day,
Starting point is 00:01:35 they still want to goon. Let's begin. So if you had $20,000, what would you spend it on? I can probably maybe buy a Lamborghini. Yeah, you probably maybe fucking couldn't do that. Do you know how much Lamborghinis cost? Do you know what I had to do on camera to get this fucking Lamborghini? Yeah, girl, you probably had to stretch your fucking pussy curtains in order to get that Lamborghini.
Starting point is 00:01:57 Holy shit, what I just said is definitely not going on YouTube. Listen, YouTube viewers, all you have to know is that this person had to do some very sick shit in order to get that car. But on a more serious note, really, kid, $20,000 and you buy a Lamborghini? Listen, kid, I'm a car enthusiast. I know what $20,000 can get you on the car market. You see this hunk of shit? Yeah, yeah, that's what you can fucking buy. Used, motherfucker.
Starting point is 00:02:24 You know, typically at this point in the video, I would be like, oh my God, I can't believe she's doing that to a McLaren. But you see, audience, I know exactly how she's going to be in the future videos to come. If you think her making s'mores on the back of a fucking McLaren is gonna be bad. You just fucking wait until you see what else she does to her cars. Now listen, it is kind of a flex being able to make s'mores on your McLaren. But personally, with any amount of money, I am not gonna try and ruin my cars. Yeah, sure, I can have all the money in the world to repair it, but dude, why would I want to waste my time?
Starting point is 00:03:06 It just seems fucking stupid. To row, russ and they come with un-roes. 2018 and that punch is growlera. Go. Okay, I'm just going to ignore the fact that she looks like a five on a good day. What the fuck did you do in the background? Is that a fucking crowbar inside of the windshield of your Lamborghini? Bro, at this point, you just got to call Whistling Diesel.
Starting point is 00:03:27 Holy shit. Random objects versus SVJ. Well, speak of the fucking devil. You know, I actually like Whistling Diesel. Why the fuck did you collab with this girl? What do you gain Whistling Diesel at this point for collabing with the only fans, girl? Wrench. Hammer.
Starting point is 00:03:49 Sledgehammer. Bigger wrench. Brobar. Human. You know what, ladies and gentlemen, the only positive thing I can actually find out of this video is that the fact that it's not a fucking Ferrari. Out of all the car brands in the world, the one singular brand that has a hair up its ass is Ferrari. If you do one thing that is not in the vision in the eyesight of Ferrari, you're fuck. Well, to be honest, I don't know how true that really is because Whistling Deasy
Starting point is 00:04:39 Diesel has made a Ferrari durability test and he's doing just fine. But Jelly Bean, on the other hand, I actually don't know. Because the last time she made a video destroying her Ferrari, she hasn't made another video with Ferrari ever since. I'm curious to see what those last videos were like. Copyrighted music. Yeah, copyrighted music. Uh.
Starting point is 00:05:01 Yeah, copyrighted music. Uh, uh, bitch. You really just have to appreciate the last frame in this video. she looks genuinely concerned for what she did to her car. This is the equivalent of a man having Postnut clarity after watching some really terrible porn. Yeah, girl, believe it or not, you may or may not have left a scratch. Well, uh, I guess it didn't take too long because they replied to you very fucking quickly from what it seems. I haven't seen her make another Ferrari video ever since that video.
Starting point is 00:05:38 Coincidence, ladies and gentlemen, I think not. She definitely got fucked by Ferrari. And guess what? Because of that reason I will not ever buy a fucking Ferrari. Personally, audience, I'm a guy that loves to touch their cars. Pause. I like to modify my cars. I like to tune my cars. Motherfucker, you can call me Los Santos Customs. But one thing I will promise you is that I will not customize a fucking Ferrari. Firstly, because they're dog shit, they don't last over 100,000 fucking miles.
Starting point is 00:06:06 And too, you can't even modify it. And for that reason, ladies and gentlemen, I recommend all of you to buy a Porsche. You look lonely. Ha ha ha, get it, guys, Dicks, because, you know, they like dicks.
Starting point is 00:06:22 Holy shit, you're so fucking funny. YouTube, please don't strike me down. Fuck you, yeah, baby, that's not what I'm gonna make you
Starting point is 00:06:34 the fuck on me let me. Okay, who the fuck are you? Listen, audience, I'm not gonna say what not
Starting point is 00:06:39 makes him intimidating. I think you guys can figure that out for yourselves. But honestly, I feel like if I witness this shit in person,
Starting point is 00:06:47 I would get a six pack of abs by laughing so bad. Everybody says that I don't care about my cars. Well, you're right. Away this McLaren 600 LT at Power Slap for free. Listen, girl, no offense, but I don't think anybody wants to get that free McLaren.
Starting point is 00:07:08 First off, the insurance is going to fuck anybody that wins that thing. Secondly, because it's your car, chances are the reliability of it goes down by like 10 times. Because, well, you like to slam fucking crow bars all over it. And thirdly, it has your fucking emblem all over the car. not driving that dog shit lady this just looks like the biggest paperweight of all time oh fuck i stepped in shit you know what this is probably the only time in the video where i'm gonna agree with this girl hellcats ladies and gentlemen are fucking ass the car brand with the most reliability and electrical problems yet for some reason it's the most worshipped fucking car
Starting point is 00:07:50 of all time for once jelly bean has a good opinion anyways audience subscribe Subscribe to the channel if you want a part two on the most rage bait only fans model. With that being said, I'll catch you guys later.

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