Ryth - TikTok Main Character Syndrome.

Episode Date: August 22, 2024

TikTok Main Character Syndrome.TikTok has given the internet a lot of TikTok cringe and TikTok trends, one of the worst ones being the TikTok Main Character Syndrome. Today this TikTok cringe has gotten out of hand where self entitlement has taken a new meaning on TikTok, and for the worst.

So we're going to a kid's quarter park and I'm wearing a dong bathing suit to see my husband's reaction Not even three seconds in the video and we already got somebody that's going to jail How the fuck do you say this as the intro to your video and not expect any backlash shitty fucking wife? What happened to giving up your seat for women? No man offered me a seat. Excuse me, are you gonna get up? What?

Are you going to get up? Are you pregnant? No. Are you for equality? Yes. And fuck off. Ha ha ha ha ha. Yeah, bro.

You fucking teller, if there's a quality in this world, then fuck off, bids! Alright people, what's up? Main character syndrome is getting out of band. And for the decaying grandpas and grandmas in the audience that doesn't know what main character syndrome is, basically it's somebody that pretends that they're the main character in a video game and everybody else is an NPC, aka they're an entitled little f***. Yo! She just got shit on!

This is the craziest start to any of my YouTube videos. This is gonna get so much. crazier at the end. Are you kidding me? Again. Really? Yes, lady. It is in fact a public gym and believe it or not, people are actually using the machines to

fucking work out. Listen, I understand that there's fitness influencers and all this other stuff, right? But you also have to consider that if you're at a public gym, you better expect some other people at the fucking gym. Also, another thing, girl, I already know that squat rack is getting fucking heavy. After putting your iPhone on the tripod, positioning it. in the perfect way imaginable. He was just sitting there with dead fucking weights

so that people that are actually utilizing the gym and using it for normal reasons to move out of the way so that you can capture your shitty-ass fucking glute workout. People like you piss me off whenever I'm at the gym, I swear. I have zero shame that I gave them dirty looks. Yeah, Queen, you show them, you show them those dirty looks.

Yeah, audience, because she is so fucking gangster at the gym that she had to upload this shit on TikTok. Yeah guys look at me in the gym being a bad bitch and telling everybody to fuck off on camera and you know what's the craziest part? Ladies and gentlemen is that she literally placed the camera in the walkway to the dumbbell rack This guy was literally just walking through and this guy was putting back his dumbbell equipment like he was supposed to like what the fuck is there to complain about you whiny little bitch Okay, Jayden. Go ahead, Jaden. Okay

Okay, at this point, you're just being a literal piece of shit by doing this. Like, at this point, this motherfucker doesn't even care what happens to him if he gets caught. But, I mean, to be fair, he kind of caught himself by uploading this video on the fucking internet. Brody's really about to be like, oh, officer, I didn't do it. Really, motherfucker? Okay, I do have to say, even though they are pieces of shit, they do have some good aim. But aside from that, it's like, really, dude, is this the shit you do on a Tuesday evening? Your unemployed ass needs to get a job or something.

McDonald's is hiring dumb fuck. Shortstop. Getting out of you. Wow, what a gentleman. He swings the bat and he knocks over some shit in fucking Walmart. But hey guys, you gotta give him some credit. He did try putting the bat back on the rack. You are such a crusty and musty waste of fucking sperm

that spends all his money at Bass Pro Shops, you piece of shit. You're gonna finish that shit off. It is hard as you can. You're gonna fix it. Yeah, all I really have to say about this video is if you see any of these guys out in public Please smack the fuck out of them I swear too many kids in the United States economy are getting fired from their job And they're just roaming free in Target somebody give these fuckers a job give them some type of responsibility as a man We can't be doing this shit guys

Oh god here we go again walking through the frame. Oh what a fucking asshole I She's trying so hard to look pretty, but she's failing miserably. You look fucking stupid. Yeah, nah, that whole video was a fucking waste. Filming in London be like. It was at this moment that he knew.

He fucked up. Audience, again, this is another example of this is a public area quit being so fucking salty. Y'all motherfuckas decided to record in the dead center part of London. And you didn't expect at least one person to walk in in the middle of your performance. Listen, I understand what it's like having a video fuck up. I'm literally a YouTuber.

But at this point, girls, you're literally just asking for it. You're literally in the capital of England. But yeah, at the end of the day, these girls are fucking stupid. So I'm a good girl. Can somebody get this blonde bimbo off of my fucking screen? Audience, this man is literally just trying to do his job. And then you have this fucking two out of 10 woman doing this to him. Like this officer already has enough bullshit to do throughout his day.

He doesn't need your jail bait ass trying to do something to him. Get the fuck out of here. I'm gonna call an Amber Alert on myself and see if anyone actually finds me. Okay, no actually, what the fuck? This man is like speed running committing a crazy-ass crime right now. And here we have the video, ladies and gentlemen, captured in 4K on fucking YouTube shorts. First I went to the local police station and started talking. Krishna, I'm telling you, you're literally gonna go to you.

We told him that the guy missing was Krishna Sahat. That's me. He was in a Lamborghini. Huracan and he was 6'1, 17 years old. Okay, dude, we get it. You're a 17-year-old boy that drove around in a Lamborghini Hurricon. Congratulations. Again, you're fucking stupid for calling an Amber Alert on yourself, if that's true.

And second off, the Lamborghini Hurricon isn't even that cool. Why the fuck does everybody even like that car anyways? I swear, too many people like all the same shit, I swear. Like, come on, guys, look at a GR-86. This is my car. In my opinion, it's better than a fucking Hurricon. It's better to drive a slow car fast than a fast. fast car slow to see if they would actually put it on the Amber alert bro it's going off it's

go it literally says frisco Texas 17 year old Asian milk bro I least you go to is well dude Krishna are you on the fucking Amber alert now we wanted to see if people would notice if I walked around in IKEA and surprisingly no one could tell of all the places you chose to walk around you chose a fucking IKEA you know like the furniture store where you literally have tunnel vision because you have to walk in a fucking maze to get out of the store. Yeah, dude, pretty shitty location to be hiding. That was until I started getting blasted on the news. Chalker Krishna Sahai.

Chaka Krishna Sahai. The authorities are currently on the chase looking for Krishna. 20 minutes later and I was officially con. Yay! You were con in the police car, bro. Congratulations! Fuck off! I'm standing on the train and look at all these men.

What happened to giving up your seat for women? No man offered me a seat. Listen, lady, your species has literally been advocating for equal rights for the longest time. And now you're going to sit here and whine like a little baby bitch because there's a man that's not going to give up his seat for you. Fuck out of here. Excuse me, are you going to get up? What? Are you going to get up?

Are you pregnant? No. Are you for equality? Yes. And fuck off. What a good man. If I were the president of the United States, I would give this man the medal of honor. All these women think that they can have the same rights as men do.

Get your sore pussy out of here. So we're going to a kid's water park and I'm wearing a thong bathing suit to see my husband's reaction. Okay, woman, so not only are you wearing a thong and bathing suit to a kid's water park. But, but, but you're also trying to flaunt yourself on camera so that your husband is going to get mad at you as well. I don't even know you in real life and I already know that you're a fucking shitty-ass wife. This kid, this kid. Mommy, do that loco, mommy. You can't wear that in front of all these kids.

Mommy, do that loco. This kid right here just got the biggest show. Oh my god. Look at this little dude. He was starstruck in what the fuck he just seen. Not even two seconds of this woman taking off her shirt. And this man's already got a problem with little kids looking at his wife. If my girl were to do that, I would get the fucking divorce papers immediately.

Man, kid. Do that logo. No, you're not going to go outside like you. You're embarrassing. Are you came like this? No, but you can't wear that over here, my man. Mom, go get... Come, fuck, come, come.

Mommy, wait a minute, Mommy, stop. You really want to start. You don't want to... Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha. Shut the fuck up, you horrible wife. You know, audience, this is the shitty part about marriage, right? Sometimes when it comes to marriage, you don't really know who you're marrying. And then when you sign the marriage papers with your woman, you're kind of locked down with this woman,

and you can't really do anything if she does any stupid fucking behavior. So basically if your girl, your now wife, starts acting like a fucking slut, you have no other choice but to act like this guy. Oh my god, Mama, you can't be doing that. No, no, there's kids here. You see, audience, these are the perks of just having a girlfriend because if she's acting like a fucking bitch, all you got to do is say, Get the fuck out of here, bitch!

Audience, if I had to describe this video in one word, Fet and all, this mufucka is laced up to the max. That was probably the goofiest shit. I've ever seen. At first, I was actually convinced that this man was laced up on fentanyl. But nah, this mufuck was just laced up on 75 IQ. Holy shit. Yeah, girl, there is no man in the airport that has you as their airport crush. You look like a deep-fried Dixie Dimeleo from Panda Bye. Oh my god, he's so scary.

Oh my god, he's so scary! I swear blonde females just piss me the fuck off sometime. Anyways, audience, that's it for the video. Subscribe. Give me to 5 mil, please. I love you.