Ryth - TikTok Spice Kings Are Eating Sour.

Episode Date: August 18, 2024

TikTok Spice Kings Are Eating Sour.TikTok Spice Kings, the biggest trend on YouTube Shorts and TikTok, has taken a twist for Extreme sour ASMR challenge videos. People like LukeDidThat and Spizee are making all of the TikTok cringe spice kings on YouTube Shorts eat sour foods for TikTok challenges. Today we check out the worst of them.

I'm about to do a sour challenge. Guys, how old is this video? It has got to be at least two years old. I think the craziest part is that his acne doesn't look like fucking Mars anymore. Let's make the word sour is dream. Like Jesus Christ, dude, can you all drop prayer emojis in the comment section for this man's acne? This man needs some centafil from Target.com, I swear. Giant sour gummy bear. Who in the Tim Buck?

Fucker you? Did somebody smear cow sh** across your scalp, you stinky ass? Alright, people, what's up? Today, all the Spice Kings on TikTok decided to eat sour. Today we're checking out all the sour challenges ranging from spicy to Luke did that to Jombo spice. And I will tell you, audience, by the end of the video, these motherfuckers are not going to be surviving. Giant Sour Patch Kid. Why did Brody sound so unsure when he said Sour Patch Kid?

Listen, man, if somebody smeared cow shit across my scalp and called that a haircut, I think I would answer everything with a question too. The first one probably being, holy shit, why the fuck do I exist when I have cows shit as a haircut? This guy looks like he has a midlife crisis every week. I mean, shit, his hairline is fucking running away from his scalp from all the stress he has. By the way, YouTube, I'm not making fun of his appearance, okay? Having a receding hairline and looking like that is perfectly cool. He's a sexy motherfucker. Let me remind you guys that this man has 17.4 million subscribers. He has more than me.

Which, you know why, ladies and gentlemen, it really has me fucking confused why that is. I never thought of they, them man, that had a poo-ass hairstyle that had gumball machine rings, would eventually have more subscribers than me on YouTube over eating Sour Patch kids and being a fat ass. I mean, dude, low-key makes me want to kill myself. Unless all of you guys subscribe, of course, and we pass this guy. Lemons? Oh, God. Yeah, no, this guy definitely had his brain circuits disconnect whenever he ate those lemons.

I can imagine the fucking stench if I were to walk into this man's bedroom. Not only do you have the smell of sugar and his breath and lemons all over the place, but if you combo that with his greasy poo-ass hair, I think it would knock out even fuzzy fucking acorn. Giant sour airhead. Hey, look, it's your culture, you fruity ass. Giant sour skittal. Giant toxic waste.

No reaction. Yeah, buddy, you could say no reaction all you want, but I damn well know that immune system is not going to put up with the shit you just put it through. Within the last 60 seconds of me watching this YouTube video, you probably consumed about 120 grams of sugar. No reaction, my ass. You're gonna be pulling a fucking juice world here soon. Holy shh. You just made fun of juice world. How could you? Listen, if it makes any of you feel better, I give all of you full permission when I die to make a Ouija board 3am challenge about me. I don't give a shit.

Let's make the word souries drink. Oh, this fucking dude. 15 warheads? Hey, buddy, I think like four warheads. may have missed the blender there. You probably put like six in there, dumbass. Our eyeballs? That's probably all of our eyeballs that we plucked out

when we watched our first spicy video. When I watched this motherfucker for the first time, I wanted to kill myself, genuinely. Who knows, maybe by the end of the video, I might do that today. We're as Galactic cubes. Our batch kids. I love kids.

FBI? Yeah, hello. Uh, somebody put this man on a watch list, please. Did you not just hear the uttered words that just came out of this motherfucker's mouth. I've never heard a man say I love kids with more joy than this man here. How do you know, Spicey? You're stepping into some pretty deep shit right now.

I don't know if you want to joke about that. Lime. Citric acid. This thing is making things sour. Can you get that hunk of shit off your fucking face? Slime liquor soda? Quartz sour is soda. Let's suck it.

Shut the fuck up. The motherfucker looks like Miss Simeon. Is there ever going to be a video this guy's going to make where he doesn't look like he's getting fucking butt-loving? No reaction! Yeah, no reaction, my fucking ass. I can tell you recorded this outro clip probably like a few hours after you did the challenge.

Guys, compare this frame with his eyes and then look at the outro video. You're telling me he had no reaction while filming that video. If you don't see the difference, and his eyeballs, you're full of shit. Soon, I will be taking over to Sourkindle. Who is this fruity ass? Wait, wait, wait a minute.

Let me jog my memory real quick. Oh, oh, wait, I remember. Damn, dude, it's really been over a year since I made a video on this guy. Jombo Spice, ladies and gentlemen, the once biggest spice king that probably had also the biggest falloff. His fruity patooty ass is back and better than ever.

Sour cherry blasters. No reaction. It was actually really good. All right, bro, from you looking and talking be like that you either really want to do something very unholy to my butthole or you just need to go to fucking bed or unless you're talking about a third option where you want to do both to my uh slime liquor it looks like a deer the right there is no reaction it's really good sour smoke balls i just had a slight reaction it wasn't that bad bro why does everybody say that they have

little to no reaction in these videos bro i'm looking at your face right now i'm not looking at you in 4k. You look like you had like 10 midget bitches doing something to you out of frame. Oh, Margaret. Oh, that feels so good, Margaret. A toxic waste. I'm so sorry I couldn't handle that. It's really sour. Listen, you're a grown-ass man. Can you please stop talking to me like you're five years old? Guys, I'm sorry. I had a reaction. It was too sour. Why did I sound like a Viamese motherfucker? Oh, what the fuck? I have to tell my fucking family and Laos about this. Damn, this sara is riper than my wife.

Sour pickle bows. Here goes nothing. Wait a minute. That was the end of the video. He didn't even bother to do an outro. This man is fucking dead. R-IP Jumbo Spice. No wonder this man fell off.

He couldn't continue making videos. Yes or no? Yes. The way this man says yes has such conviction to it. Yes. Like damn dude, tell us how you really feel about sour. Yes or no? Yes No reaction. All right bro. I'm just gonna say it now. You're full of shit

I've seen your previous video bro your eyes were not nearly as strained as in this video here as I already said man You're secretly dying inside. I f-cuhn't know it. Yes or no Yes daddy. Yeah, I'm not doing this shit again. I love kids. Yes daddy Ladies and gentlemen if you enjoyed this video click the video on screen. I promise you'll love it But anyways, yeah, subscribe.