Ryth - Topper Guild Collabed With Dhar Mann.

Episode Date: March 8, 2025

Topper Guild Collabed With Dhar Mann.

Number one, be direct. Number two, avoid blaming. Number three, something about being psycho? We're a liar. All right, people, what's up? Topper Guild did a collab video with Darman. Now, audience, the subjects of today's video is the people that I just said five fucking seconds ago. And yes, you heard me correctly, Topper Gill did in fact collab with Darman. I made sure to check around on YouTube if anybody has covered this video.

video from Darman at all. And for some reason, nobody has talked about this shit. Anyways, my ex-girlfriend destroyed my entire life featuring Topper Guild, Darman Studios. Holy shit, I feel like I'm back in 2023 reacting to this fucking guy. Let's begin. Don't worry, you're going to do fine. But you know how I get about breakups. Yeah, Topper, we definitely understand what happens when you go through a breakup. This motherfucker's going to hop on the microphone and cook up some hot dog shit. She's so close, but she seems so far. Fucking emo ass.

Especially with someone like Raina. What if she doesn't take it well? That's why we chose a public place, right? Lots of witnesses. Oh, no, no. This is going to be bad. What am I doing, Tyler? What am I doing?

You're doing the right thing, man. I'm freaking out. Bro, the quality of acting coming from Topper Guild has never changed. Even when I was recording videos with this dude back in the day, the quality of acting was still dog shit. And roughly two years later, nothing has changed. Okay, all right, all right, calm down. Just remember the breakup convoy tips.

Okay, step one, be direct. Step two, do not blame anyone, especially arena and then step three. I'm sure your psychoside. Psychoside? Yeah, that doesn't. Where are you getting these tips? TikTok.

Listen, Topper, I don't know why the fuck you're scoffing at, bro, for giving you TikTok tips. Whenever you were doing a collab video with me and I was giving you tips, you were acting like this. You got this, Topper. Remember, dripped, cringe, and coffee. Showtime. Don't forget, Topper. It was only two years ago since you graduated from being a dumbass. Just forget it, Tyler. I'm gonna be honest with her. Good. Why the fuck do you look like that?

Dude, she's coming. That's her! Okay, okay, okay, good luck, Charlie. Gameface. I'll be close by. Hey Charlie. Hey. That's your girlfriend? Holy fuck, Topper. I didn't know that you could be out of somebody else's league.

Holy shit. How much of a background, but... Not much of a smile on you either. But it's okay. You need a haircut anyway, so I won't post it. And I'll make that appointment for you at the salon. I feel like this is what this motherfucker looks like after he stops recording a video. Yeah, this dude is so high energy and so happy when he's recording a brand new YouTube video.

But the second. The second the camera turns off, guys, I promise you he looks just like this. I would know because after I get done recording a video, I look depressed just like this fucking guy. You think that me and Topper Guild are happy whenever we're done recording our YouTube videos? No, we fucking hate this shit. He doesn't give a fuck about building a secret room for Ronaldo. And I don't give a fuck about Topper Guild. You see guys, we're both fucking depressed.

Raina, can we sit down? Sure. You're right, babe? Yeah, I'm just glad to see you. Glad to see you too, because there is so much drama. Look at this motherfucker's face. Holy shit, Tupper's face is so priceless right now. I don't even need to commission my artist for a thumbnail. He should just upload this thumbnail raw.

He's making the face like he's seen his grandma naked. Last night, Kayla texted me and she was like, why does Chase keep changing the dinner reservations? Is it because he's being paranoid or a total? total crazy person. And I was like, girl, I do not have time to deal with this right now because I am dealing with number one, be direct. Number two, avoid blaming. Number three, something about being psycho?

That's a stupid list. Okay, just breathe. You can do this. You're always there for me, babe. So, do you want to talk about something? Well, I've just... Hey, uh, Mr. Dumb Shit, you're kind of reading the dictionary upside down. Muffoca's wearing glasses in a fedora trying to challenge his reading level.

Yeah, okay, Nielsen. I've been thinking lately, but especially over the last few days. Whatever. The timeline doesn't matter. I just feel like we've been seeing each other for a while now. Or at least it feels that way. But I just... I feel like I'm at the point where... I need to make a decision.

Oh my gosh. I know what you're doing. You do? Charlie, are you proposing? Oh my God, this girl is clueless. Well, first off, I'm trying to process in my mind that a girl can get excited for Topper Guild proposing to him. I never fathomed that idea that Topper Guild could even get a girlfriend. But, you know what?

Maybe I'm the one at fault. Maybe I'm the one that's giving this girl way too much credit. If you are delusional enough to date Topper Guild, even for a Darmann video, I think that you are truly a lost cause. Because this is totally not the place to take a she said yes pick for Instagram. No, no, I'm not proposing. Okay, good, because I have this whole Pinterest board planned out. I'll show you what to do. Uh, I was kind of thinking like...

The opposite of proposing. Excuse me? Um, I mean... Are you saying you wanna break up with me? No, no, I'm not saying I want to break up with you. Bro, holy shit, just fucking tell her, Topper, you can do it. With the amount of dumb shit that you have said and done on your YouTube channel, you are struggling to say this. You can do it, Topper.

Just say that the brown chicken, brown cow was not good enough in bed. You? Come on, just tell her the truth. Bro, I don't even wanna fucking hear it from your ass. At the end of the day, low, bro, you're the one that's sitting down reading the dictionary. with a fedora in the bushes looking like a fucking pedophile. I think you was the last one to be speaking. Charlie, I don't know what's going on with you,

but if you want to break up with me, you better come out and tell me right now. More like space until further notice. Okay. So, space until further notice. Okay, fine. But this isn't forever, right? We're just going to see how this goes.

Totally. I'll just see how it goes. Wow, Charlie. Wow. Bro, what happened out there? I don't know. I just got scared. You're supposed to break up, not break down?

But, dude, she has so much going on, and I couldn't tell her the truth. Bro, you know what my dad always used to tell me? That it's better to hurt someone with the truth than to comfort them with the lie. Listen, man, you're speaking some absolute heat right now, but you gotta take off the fucking cowboy hat. This is supposed to be a Darmann episode, not an inspirational Walter White monologue. I know, I know. I should have just been honest with her. Raina.

And it'll still be Raina until you cut things off. You're good. But I already spoke to her and I was crystal clear on what I wanted. And she completely agreed. So, I think

me and Raina were cool. No. Nothing about what you said just now was cool. Medium hazelette with whole milk. this motherfucker just say a medium hazelnut latte with whole milk? Topper, you are the whitest motherfucker of all time. Who the fuck is ordering this shit at Starbucks?

Well, probably a lot of people, but bro, Topper, come on. Why are you ordering this shit? That has gotta be the fruitiest Starbucks order I've ever heard. I'll be right back. And I'll be right here. Waiting for you. Just like Raina. Excuse me.

I think that's my order. Oh, sorry. Sorry, I thought she said... Medium hazelnut latte with whole milk? I did. Here's the second one. Wow, Twinsies. Do you think there's a third person, or is it fun if I grab this one?

I think we're the only two people in here not getting soy milk. Ah, so I guess that makes us rebels with a cause? Are you down to start a secret hand shake? What the fuck did you just say? Do you want to make a secret hand shake? Holy fuck, Topper is completely consumed by the Ronaldo Secret Room videos. Holy shit. I don't know about you, but this place he's used milk from Gilman's Dairy.

And when I was in third grade, our class got to... Try the milk. Yeah. And it gave Mr. Mackey a double mustache. Oh my gosh, you were in his class too? Yeah, but clearly, I was in the wrong year. Clearly. Whoa, Topper, I didn't know that you were into them, chocolate ladies.

Like, holy shit, audience, maybe the Wii should be taking a few tips from Topper Guild. This motherfucker's the absolute Rizzler. This man's the... What? What? You... Like to go out some time? Yeah, I would.

Great. Oh, that's my buddy Tyler over there. He's been waiting for me for a while. I should probably get over there. Nice to meet you. I let you win. Yeah, right. Just like the other games.

Okay, you got me. Does this dude ever put away the pink fucking shirt? I get it. It's kind of like your uniform when you're recording a YouTube video. It's like Superman without his fucking cape. But come on. man, you can put it down for one second. My friends, they don't really like coming to the arcade.

Well, sounds like you need better friends. But seriously, thanks for suggesting this place. It's really nice to go on a fun date, you know? Yeah. The last guy I was seeing just wanted to talk, talk, mostly about his ex. That's tough. Tell me about it. He was totally still hung up on her.

And who needs that kind of baggage, right? Yeah. Okay, I think I officially see what's going on here. Topper's not gonna break up with you. break up with Raina and Topper's gonna lose this girl in the process. I'm just gonna skip to the end because I don't give a fuck about filler. I have seen enough Naruto episodes to know what filler looks like and this is that fucking filler. You had two great girls and now you lost to both. What the fuck just happened? They're both friends now. Topper got stage 10 cancer. Ladies and gentlemen, moral of the story is to break up with your

one girlfriend first before you move on to the next or else you're gonna get fucking cancer. Anyways, audience, subscribe to the channel if you like the video. With that being said, I'll catch you guys later.