Ryth - Topper Guild Got Hunted By The FBI.

Episode Date: June 26, 2024

Topper Guild Got Hunted By The FBI.Topper Guild. The TikTok food waster that was consumed by the cringe tiktok trend of wasting food, has now began making the worst YouTube content.

Alright people, what's up? Today I found Topper Guild's probably worst content ever. Isn't wasting food? No. Is it his fake fucking pranks? No. It is actually his long-form content. Invisible camouflage hide-in-seat!

Seriously, Topper, you gotta calm the fuck down with that caps lock. Today we are playing extreme camouflage hide-and-seek at school. So this is the shit that Topper does outside of wasting food and faking pranks on TikTok. This motherfucker's got way too. much time on his hands. I hire three professional body paint artists to camouflage us into anything we need around this school. Well, they did a pretty fucking shit job. You say these motherfuckers are professional?

Bitch, I can do that shit and I'm a rookie. You could literally hire my bum ass walking into Home Depot and I can do this shit. What the fuck is professional about any of this? I can have a fucking arm deformity at birth and I can still do a better job than these fucking people. I have my friend Ryan Prenti here who is currently inside the school being camouflaged as we speak. Motherfucker looks like the green giant on down syndrome. Looks like Shrek got some extra fucking chrome muscle. I also have my friend Sabrina here who is being painted.

I also hired a real bounty hunter who is going to be here any second. And if he finds all of us within his time limit, I'm giving away $1,000 to one of you guys who come at school down below. Holy shit, $1,000. That's a lot of money, Topper. I'm not necessarily making fun of the amount of money that Topper is giving away. It's just the fact that Topper is the one that's saying it. Do you really think this motherfucker is actually gonna give a thousand dollars away?

This dude's personality is practically just being a piece of shit. And sure, you can say that he's been doing a lot more charitable acts recently. Giving food away to the homeless and shit. Audience, don't be fooled, he's not doing that as an honest action. He's just stealing the idea of some other motherfucker. And sure, you can say that he's still doing a good thing. But audience, don't be fooled, he would not be giving away food to the homeless if he didn't see somebody else doing it and getting successful.

Not everything on the internet is real. I am taking this extremely seriously and have my team plant decoys all around the school to throw the bounty hunter off. And if we are found, we get arrested. You guys get arrested? Are you fucking kidding me? Now, of course, all the 10 year olds are fucking puckered up in their chair ready to watch this shit. Because nobody would want Topper Guild to get arrested. He's too much of a fucking angel to get arrested.

Oh my gosh, do you hear that? Oh my gosh, no, so think he's coming. Oh, my God, go, run, why, run! Don't get me in that position! Mike Ferguson, I'm a professional bounty hunter. Been that 23 years. And that timer starts now. This guy is the bounty hunter.

That is such a load of shit. From what I remember, bounty hunters can't have face tattoos. Not even a minute into the video, and I got your fucking ass exposed. We got ourselves a bounty hunter fraud, ladies and gentlemen. Oh my, fuck. What are you doing? I'm coming, coming, coming. For a so-called 23-year bounty hunter, this guy must have contracted cataracts within those 23 years.

You would think that his wrinkled Jabba the Hut ass will be able to notice any form of movement. But no, he's just that fucking slow. Oh man, I'm looking for someone's face. Right there. Did motherfucker just point at the sun? I don't know if you could trust this guy being a bounty hunter, let alone crossing the fucking street. I mean, if his fucking ass crosses the street, he'll be in the sky real soon. I can't believe kids are falling for this shit.

I'm sorry, but you have to be a certain level. of stupid to fall for this. The only kids I think that actually enjoy this type of content is the type of kids that probably pick and eat their fucking boogers. Clearly the types of children that are going to be successful in life. Topper, I know that's you. Oh, gosh. Oh, God. Really?

I calculated six seconds for him to get to the top of that fucking playground. You call this guy a bounty hunter. But he can't even get up a fucking kiddie playground. in five seconds. The only bounty that this guy's collecting is the money you took to hire his ass. I've seen old people do the devil's tango faster than your snail ass. Okay, so we checked really good out here. Now I think it's time to move inside the school. Listen, we got a clock on its ticket. Subscribe and comment below. For a bounty hunter that is competing in a game of hide and seek, constantly speaking like a fucking drill sergeant is totally not going to give away your location. Oh my gosh! I wonder where

Everybody is. Shut the fuck up. Thank you. Is your tip a little school? What to one of these wants? But I've been training for 25 years of my life. Not only is he blind as a bad, but he's also got fucking dementia. So which is it?

Did you train for 23 years of your life for 25 years of your life? Or did you confuse that with your wife's divorce? How to apprehend and take control of this situation? Understand the room, so to speak. Since when did bro start acting so smart? Yeah, so we need to start understanding

the room really quickly. Hmm, yes, the floor here looks like a shitload of floor. Shut the fuck up. Oh my gosh. They could be painted, they could be camouflage. Do you see that? Oh my. I think those are paper.

What? If anybody has not been convinced that this video is fake, then I'm afraid you probably, you still believe in Santa. Jokes aside, what the fuck is this video? Little children in 2022 consume the content with a free mind. I refuse to believe that they're not getting fucking strapped down and watching this shit. It's like getting spoon-fed fucking acid. See that? Oh my god. Let's go, sonners. If you see anything, look around the corners, please.

You know you're a shitty bounty hunter when you're asking for the fucking cameraman to help you. If you see anything, look around the corners, please. Fuck off. Don't say anything looks like the room's clear. Come on. Come on. Think I heard something. Come on. You see that over there? I thought I saw something over there.

So a second ago, this motherfucker was blind as a bat. And now he's turned into fucking Superman with X-ray vision. This man's genetics are more bipolar than a teenage girl. Whoever helped them as masters of deception. Military, high-tech stuff. It's not even on the market. She's gotta be around here someplace. Do you see that?

Listen, I got a plan. Follow me. Bro, why the fuck you creeping up on her like that? It looks like this isn't your first rodeo either. Wait a second. You're inside of a school. That can't be fucking good. I'm really lonely out here, guys.

I feel like I really need a girlfriend. I feel like that would fix all my problems. Audience, what you guys see before you is a midlife crisis. Don't be like this guy, ladies and gentlemen. Do not have a midlife crisis in your fucking 20s. Don't turn out like those women deprived old white guys that drive Corvettes all day. I can't get bitches. Shut the fuck up.

Sabrina. Sabrina! Stop her! Scoot over, scoot over, move. What? Okay, hold on. No, no, I just, I really need your advice, okay? I think you're gonna get me out.

No, hold on, Sabrina. I really want a girlfriend because I'm really lonely. Like, what should I do? Do you have any advice for me? Um, just get out there. Like, you know, put yourself out there, like be confident. So just, like, start, start dating around? Yeah, just like, Sabrina, great idea.

Top team, in my next video, I'm going to bring together 100 girls and date them all at once. Bye, no, no, no, thank you. No, thank you. The problem is, Topper, is that you need to find one girl that's interested in you. Uh, that's the, that's the problem. first step. Oh, you'll never get me, Mike. Oh, you're wasting your time.

I'm quick. No, I'm quick. Dead. Oh, my! Oh, okay, okay, you got me! The only reason I enjoy this is to see Topper suffer. Literally nothing else. Anyways, audience, I think I've seen enough bullshit today.

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