Ryth - Twitch Streamers Keep Getting In Car Crashes.

Episode Date: December 2, 2025

Twitch Streamers Keep Getting In Car Crashes.

Listen, this is coming from somebody that street race is almost on a daily. If you are ever going to street race anybody, especially on the public roads, just a thought, maybe you should like not look at your phone and read your live stream chat so that, you know, you don't put yourself and everybody else's life at risk. Just a little food for thought, you fucking moron. All right, people, what's up? Quit streamers in car accidents are like peanut butter and jelly. Audience, I recently seen a video by Moist Critical talking about more Twitch streamers getting into car accidents.

And as somebody that street races on a daily, I own a GR Supra and it is heavily modified. I almost feel legally obligated to talk about this situation. Because I don't know about you, but if you are on the road, you probably come across some pretty shitty drivers. In my own experience, people have literally gotten car accidents because they were looking at my car. They were literally not focusing on the road ahead of them. So the idea of people now live streaming while they're on the road driving should be a concern for anybody that operates a motor vehicle or is the passenger of one. Now, if you just want my personal opinion, I do not think that Twitch should ever allow driving while live streaming.

And if it is live streamed, then it should be somebody in the backseat recording. The drivers should not be able to view chat, interact with chat, anything of the sort. I think we can all agree that the safety of everybody around us is more important than reading chat messages. But according to Twitch streamers today, that is not their concern. The videos today are absolutely insane. Let's begin. Jesus Christmas, dude, this has got to be the dumbest car crash I've ever seen. Listen, audience, you guys are going to see me getting very pissed off in this video

because I literally do this shit every day of my life. So I am really going to be analyzing the road here and really, telling you guys how this shit works. So here we have a four-lane highway. Why the fuck are these two cars in such close proximity to each other? That's problem number one. These two cars need to be on the polar opposite sides of the road. It's not like it's busy traffic to begin with.

Secondly, why the fuck are you two trying to merge in each other's lanes? There was absolutely nobody blocking this dude from going forward in a straight line. Why the fuck did both of you dumbasses think, It was a great idea to merge in each other's lane going 100 miles per hour. I think you guys are like clinically fucking insane for even trying to pull this off. And get this, ladies and gentlemen, it was all for fucking nothing. There was nobody blocking either one of their lanes. Now granted, street racing in general is bad and you shouldn't do it.

I should probably eat my own words if I'm being honest. But it's like if you are going to street race, Why the fuck are you gonna be this damn stupid? You had one job to simply keep your foot on the gas and win the race. All this extra shit of merging into each other's lanes was fucking stupid. I really wonder who the driver was. Because good thing, we have another point of view of what happened. This motherfucker really said,

Oh my God! Dude, shut the fuck up. In the midst of a car crash and both of you guys are going 100 miles an hour, Your first reaction out of your mouth is, Oh my God! Holy shit, you should go to a fucking music theater with how dramatic you are. Instead of you being all dramatic and being like, Oh my God!

How about you like fast in your seatbelt, brace yourself, etc? This is like the equivalent of when a girl is about to rear end somebody at a stoplight. And instead of hitting the brakes, all that they do is scream like a dumbass. Dude, get you in your fucking, oh my God, ass out of here. Did I just hear this motherfucker say, Yeah, you okay, Shattie? Bro, you have absolutely no right to be calling your woman Shottie right now. You just got into a car accident because you were being a dumb fuck

wanting to merge into a lane when you didn't even need to. Do not dare look at your girl right now and say, yeah, you're okay, Shaddy? You are going to be sleeping on the couch tonight, buddy. Do not shoddy her. What an actual fucking moron. Anyways, let's see the next, dumb ass. Wait just a fucking minute. That the same guy from the previous video?

Oh my lord, it is. Oh my goodness, bro. How are you this shit of a driver? I get it, bro. You like sports cars, but somebody like you needs to go back to a Prius. You do not deserve to drive something like a fucking BMW M3. Yo bitch-ass needs to go back to a 2014 Prius boy. On everything chat.

As you can see, bro is concerning himself way more about the chat than the actual road in front of him. Clearly this guy has his priority straight. Hold up. Let me just pull over real quick so Twitch don't be on my dick. Yeah, uh, I feel like this clip right here is about to age like sour fucking ass. Let me pull over real quick so that Twitch don't be on my dick. This guy just jinxed himself and I'm here for it.

Bro, come on, bro! Say nothing, bro! Oh my guy! Come on, bro! Holy shit, dude, you have not changed at all between your two car accidents. The first video was Oh my God In the second video is Oh come on bro

Dude shut the fuck up Go back to a Prius This is embarrassing You are an absolute eyesore To the street racer community Say nothing bro You just hit my shit bro I just realized

This dude is driving a fucking infinity You are not beating The car stereotypes motherfucker Infinity drivers are so bad How do you go from an infinity Crash that one Then you go into a BMW M3 and get into an even worse crash. You are really catching all of the car stereotypes, you fucking moron.

You just hit my shit, bro? Brough, come on, bro! Yeah, uh, listen, buddy, I hate to break the news to you, but, uh, you were the one at fault. I see the way that you were turning your steering wheel. You turned into the fucking guy. You saw him, you were at fault. He didn't hit you, you hit him, you fucking idiot. But obviously, Mr. Shit Driver would never get up his aura and say that he was at fault. After all, ladies and gentlemen, he was live streaming and he can't look like a bitch in front of his viewers. So of course, he's gonna point the blame at everybody else but himself. But get this buddy, you were live streaming and people

do in fact have critical thinking. You hit him, you are at fault, you're a shit driver. And finally, ladies and gentlemen, this video cannot be a car accident video if we don't feature a woman. Oh yeah, baby, just like a fucking cherry on top of a Sunday. What a beautiful way to end the video. Everybody liked the video if you would like to see more car crash videos. With that being said, I'll catch you guys. Later.