Ryth - Zach D Films Disturbing Clone Got Worse.

Episode Date: October 28, 2025

Zach D Films Disturbing Clone Got Worse.

Imagine you are a Thompson some machine gun, but stay... Wait, wait, wait, wait. This video was sponsored. Alright, people, what's up? Zach D Films' disturbing clone has gotten even worse. Now, audience, just the other day, I made a video about the YouTuber Zek films. You guys seem to really like the video, so here we are with a part two. Let's begin.

You are trapped in a room with walls that are closing. Did I just see fucking chimpanzee, Bannonini, whatever the fuck his name is? I can already tell this video is going to have some bullshit happening. First, breathe and look for a red button. Dude, if you're in a room with closing walls, I highly doubt that there's gonna be a fucking button that clearly shows for it to stop. And no, I will not like your fucking video.

You can't find one. Try using your body to push the wall. Oh yeah, dude, like that's gonna fucking work. Let's just Superman this shit and push the walls out of the way. Yeah, dude, that seems like a really good fucking idea. Let me just go to the gym until I look like fucking Dwayne the Rock Johnson.

And then I still meet the same fate because it would crush his fucking ass too. If that doesn't work either, cover yourself with baby oil. Holy shit, Zekfilms, you are like predicting everything I carry on me in my day-to-day life. You know that I could just push the walls out of the way. You know that I just have baby oil on my person wherever I go. I will definitely remember for next time Zek Films, when the walls are closing in on me, I'll have my handy-dandy fucking baby oil on standby. So you can slide like a fucking worm.

So I can slide like a fucking worm. What kind of worms have you interacted with? I've never seen a worm slide on shit. The only worm that you must be talking about is the one that blows out your fucking back. Be careful. You may not always land where you want. Did I just see fucking Diddy, bro? Of course it was Diddy.

Of course it was fucking Diddy. Also, why is Bro in the shower prancing like that? What the fuck? I didn't know Diddy got down like that whenever he goes in the shower to bathe It's almost like Diddy was preparing for this moment his whole life. Bro did not hesitate either. The second that dude fell in his shower, he was like, Why do the Royal Guards wear such large hats compared to their bodies?

You know what, dude, that is actually a really good question. Why the fuck do they wear those big-o-ass things? Why in the Timbuck fuck do soldiers wear hats the size of fucking big foot's foreskin? Whenever they're supposed to be their military, you know, very nice and manly and fucking intimidating. see this shit, I think it looks goofy as fuck. I think the British military definitely needs some Balenciaga designers, bro. This design is dog shit. Well, you might think it's to appear taller and intimidating.

But that's not the case. Guards were chosen only if they had pointed heads. So basically what you're trying to say is Patrick Starr is fuck. I don't know if you guys know this YouTuber, but my friend Keat, oh shit, he's about to get drafted too. You're fucked, my boy. So they could hide them under their hats. And when ammunition ran out in battle, the guards could be used to

Well, good thing I don't have a pointy head, ladies and gentlemen. As you can see, ladies and gentlemen, I do not in fact have a pointed head. But personally, audience, if I was Patrick Starr and if I was Keyed Boy, I would start shaking in my boots right about now. You guys are going to get fucked by the queen, pause. If you bubblewrapped the earth. We would suffocate to death. No, like, seriously, we'd fucking die. Can you save it from a meteor?

A meteor large enough can be several miles in diameter and travel at tens of miles per second. To wrap Earth and Bubble Wrap, you would need many tons of it. At this point, Zek Films, you're just describing a battle between Elon Musk and Jeff Bezos. Amazon Prime versus fucking SpaceX, ladies and gentlemen. Elon sends a massive meteor and Jeff Bezo subscribes Earth to fucking Amazon Prime. I don't know which team you guys would be on, but I think that I'm going to have to choose Jeff Bezos. So bubble wrap that I have gotten with my Amazon packages, I've had some really fragile shit that ended up beautifully arriving. But that's not the only problem.

Bubble wrap is too satisfying when popped, so it's practically impossible to... Dude, none of us had to see that shit. Why the fuck did you put that on screen? You could have had any punchline in this video to get the same exact effect. Why did you have to spooge all over the planet, man? I think I would have rather the meteor destroy planet Earth than see that shit.

I guess after I get done recording this video, I'm gonna go fucking bleach my eyes. Wearing headphones for too long is dangerous. You see, they can cause deformation of the head due to the pressure created to keep them in place. Which can turn you into a Discord moderator. Oh, God, I don't want to turn into a Discord moderator. Why does bro look like fucking call me Carson? Holy shit.

Here's how to avoid this problem. When you play, take your cat, then load it with 9mm bullets. After that... Okay, uh, this video actually didn't make any... fucking sense. Now, I'm not saying that Zekfilms videos made sense beforehand. They definitely did it. You literally just said Loda Cat's asshole full of fucking bullets. And then what happened is whatever the hell this was. Honestly, I feel like this was the first video of Zek films where I was like, damn dude, that's crazy. That's so fucking funny, man. This video was

kind of a shitter. I'm not gonna lie. If you turn red with shyness when talking to lots of people. Oh shit, ladies and gentlemen, this is about to be relatable to everybody that's in school, now I know you guys are about to go on Thanksgiving break. I know you guys have presentations coming up. I would know because I kind of went to school before. So y'all better listen up. You guys are about to learn how to end anxiety. Okay, this is monumental here. Here's how to fix it. Calling a stranger might help you imagine that everyone is a pigeon. If that doesn't work, call another one and imagine that everyone is a toilet. If that doesn't work either, then imagine you are a Thompson some machine gun, but stay-

Call on connecting. Make a friend. Dude, there's no fucking way that Zek Phelms got a sponsorship. I am genuinely shocked. How the fuck did this guy secure a sponsorship? I have never, ever been reached out to buy a brand before it into a sponsorship. Where's my sponsorships? Hey, uh, uh, fucking brands.

If you're listening to my video right now, sponsor me, I will gladly promote your product. Steak.us, if you want me to play fucking Plinko all day, I'll gladly do it. fucking manscaped in your cock-shavenator 3000. I'll promote that too. Somebody, somebody, please reach out. Always start by matching numbers over colors. This lowers the chances of giving your opponent an easy move. Oh shit, I'm actually learning about how to play fucking Uno right now.

I'm gonna be completely honest. I have no idea how the fuck to play Uno. But I will also say every time I did play Uno, I somehow won. I don't know, maybe I'm just the fucking Uno Prodigy and I just don't know it yet. But I swear every time I've played Uno, I've whoops some ass. Use a reverse and play a plus two. If your opponent also plays a plus two, then respond with a plus 4. But if he also responds with a plus 4, then play a plus orbital railgun.

Well, I mean, fuck, dude, that's one way to do it. I don't know what Uno DLC has the fucking orbital railgun, but please tell me. I can think of probably 30 people I would play that card on right now. I'm sure y'all can think of some people too. You know what I mean? Fuck the option. Start by making a small hole in the lips. Uh, bro, you have already lost me.

I am not putting a hole in my lips for any reason. I'm not doing a lip piercing. I'm not doing any of that shit. And if you expect me to take what is that a fucking arrowhead to the bottom part of my lip, you must got me fucked up, bro. There is no amount of beer that could be in my body to allow me to do this. This makes it easier to insert the first smaller ring. Once the wound has healed, the ring is removed and a larger one is insert.

This is repeated several times until the desired size is reached. Listen, I know that there's some cultures out there that actually describe this as a form of beauty. And yeah, some of you guys in the audience might call me a piece of shit for hating on somebody's culture. This is fucking stupid bro. I don't give a shit. What do you have to say? How are you gonna eat food when you have a big fucking hardened, petrified giri-o hanging from your fucking lip? That's not even culture at this point. You're just being fucking stupid. Try eating a subway sandwich with that. Oh yeah, that. That's right, you fucking can.

In their beautiful culture, this is a sign of beauty and maturity. Generally, those with the largest... Yeah, that's fucking insane. Audience, subscribe to the channel for a part three. I'll catch you guys later.