Ryth - Zach D Films Has A Disturbing Clone.

Episode Date: October 27, 2025

Zach D Films Has A Disturbing Clone. ...

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Starting point is 00:00:00 That was supposed to be the idea, but the worst part of the trap is. All right, people, what's up? Zach D Films has a very disturbing clone. Now, audience, the subject of today's video is the YouTuber Zek Phelms. Not Zach D Films, not the official Zach D films' YouTube channel. You know how tomorrow's teachings is basically bootleg Darman, well, Zek Phelms is that YouTube channel to Zach D. In the videos that I have discovered are probably some of the most disturbing.
Starting point is 00:00:30 but funny videos I have ever seen in my life. Don't believe me, try not to laugh till the end of the video. Let's begin. Always start from the top middle block. This is the least risky move. Listen, audience, I'm about to sound pretty fucking stupid if I say the wrong thing right now. So to preface before I say something stupid, I'm just going to say that I don't play Django. But listen, isn't one of the rules that you're not allowed to take pieces off the very top?
Starting point is 00:00:56 I thought the whole point of Jenga was supposed to take out. middle pieces that are in the middle of the fucking tower. Maybe I'm fucking retarded. I don't know. As the game continues, identify, and gently test blocks to find the ones that are easiest to pull out. A key strategy is to leave unstable side blocks for your opponent and never touch the corners first.
Starting point is 00:01:17 But if your opponent also start from the top middle block, then use a tiny, special C4 block and insert it in- Bro, talk about fucking rage quitting and Django. Holy shit. But in all seriousness, thank you, Zek Phelms for the advice in Jenga. I'll remember to have a fucking C4 on me next time I play. If your nuts are itching, you probably just have a hungry LeBron James. What the fuck?
Starting point is 00:01:39 First off, uh, hello LeBron James. I didn't quite expect you there. Second off, why are we allowing a fucking CGI Nutsack on YouTube completely uncensored? Is this the point that we've got into on YouTube? Has YouTube really gotten that relaxed about their guidelines? I swear if this video gets taken down because of CGI Nutsack, I'm gonna fucking lose it. You simply must have thought he was on a mega-fried chicken way. You really just have to appreciate out of all things that he could put LeBron James to be fucking climbing on.
Starting point is 00:02:10 Does it really have to be fried chicken, motherfucker? Did it really have to be fucking chicken? The stereotypes this dude is trying to innuendo is absolutely insane. Do, if you want to solve. Well, ladies and gentlemen, I think I just found the next brain rot to go into steal a brain rod. Can you imagine if something like this goes into Roblox? Actually, now that I think about it, I think that this would be a very normal thing in Roblox. I mean, think about it.
Starting point is 00:02:33 A black man wearing a fucking G string in a children's video game, that definitely seems like something Roblox would do. He slipped on shit. Holy shit. Well, uh, that's one way to start a YouTube short, ladies and gentlemen. The whole entire point of short form content is to be very engaging and I'm fucking engaged. Two seconds in and we already got a dude penetrated through the fucking skull. Pause. penetrating from his right eye to behind his ear and was rushed quickly to the hospital.
Starting point is 00:03:01 Well, you know what, man? I would sure fucking hope that he got rushed to the hospital. Because it would be pretty fucking strange if all his coworkers casually seen a drill bit through a dude's head. And they all just looked at him and be like, he's fucking gone. The doctors forgot that the metal should be removed before the MRI. This resulted in an unexpected outcome. An unexpected outcome. Dude, this shit looks like a fucking cannon event.
Starting point is 00:03:24 Muff-fucker looks like he's transferring to another spider verse. Yeah, guys, let's fucking go. Let's just keep the metal in his head while he's going through the MRI. What a great fucking idea. The drill bit ended up in his ass, and so the man became pregnant. First off, uh, how the fuck did it end up in his asshole? Secondly, I feel like this is something that is not too far off in the future. And by that, I mean men having intercourse with fucking robots.
Starting point is 00:03:49 I'm telling you, man, this dating market is so fucked that people are eventually going to start fucking robots. Eventually the word PlayStation is going to have a different meaning soon. This man is married with his car. Uh, what the fuck am I looking at? Listen, audience, I'm a car guy. I absolutely love my cars. For those wondering, I drive a GR 86 and a GR supra. Porvette is probably up next. I love cars as much as the next guy, but I'm not going to sit here and lick my fucking hood.
Starting point is 00:04:16 I have washed my car enough to know the kinds of shit that piles up on the hood of my car. You got fucking brake dust. You got rain. You got bird shit, you got the fucking everything I'm not licking my car His name is Nathaniel And he has fallen in love with
Starting point is 00:04:32 Mrs. Chase Who is not a human being But his automobile Okay, to be fair That is a nice automobile Ladies and gentlemen Like seriously man, come on now They got pop-up headlights
Starting point is 00:04:42 That's pretty fucking cool His fixation has evolved to such an extent That he is now proud to say That he does scubity bum bum with his car Wow, that's really fucking impressive Nathaniel Personally, in my own experience, I've never looked in my exhaust pipe like that before, but go off, Queen. You might wonder how?
Starting point is 00:05:01 I mean, you're not using the exhaust pipe, which is kind of surprising. But hey, man, if you like to do scuba-bum bum-bum with your car and that's the way you like to do it, I can't shame you. Ain't nothing like a man in his hunk of metal, ladies and gentlemen. The head is closed without giving you a chance to escape, and a sharp blade is placed above the machine. The executioner holds the rope tightly, and it is connected to the blade when it is is released, the blade falls on the victim's neck. That was supposed to be the idea, but the worst part of the trap is. Dude, why was I leaning into this video thinking I was actually going to learn something new? This shit was informational, it was entertaining, and you just had
Starting point is 00:05:37 to do that shit at the very end. This is like the equivalent of me going extremely hard on a history project at school. And then whenever I finally do my presentation, I play some bullshit like this and I get a failing grade. I knew that it was too good to be true to actually get real education on this channel. Fuck that shit. Two people would intentionally hide under the queen's dress before an important speech. No fucking way, that's actually true. Oh, thank God, it's not true. Bro, I was thinking for a second, if somebody had to actually go under the queen's dress when she was fucking speaking. My God, I would be so sorry for the poor soul down there. You see, when the queen wanted to pee, one woman would collect it in a cup while the other would drink it.
Starting point is 00:06:19 Okay, dude, now you're just trying to make me fucking disgusted. Let's just pretend that this is true in the first place, ladies and gentlemen. You can't just go to the bathroom. Would it really be that much against royal etiquette to go to the fucking restroom while you're speaking? Everybody's body is on a schedule, ladies and gentlemen. It's pretty natural. Do you guys have any idea how many times I got up to piss while I'm recording a video? Countless times, ladies and gentlemen, you have no idea. This allowed the queen to pee without leaving the conversation. But if the queen needed to fart, one of the two had... Did I just hear a fucking Apple Pay sound effect?
Starting point is 00:06:56 This channel, guys, it has got to be one of the most unpredictable channels I have ever reacted to in my career. A fucking Apple Pay sound effect when you're inhaling a fart. That's fucking crazy. When you get a tattoo, the needle pierces the first layer of your skin and releases ink inside. Dude, as somebody that doesn't even have tattoos, this just solidifies it now. Now I really don't want to get a fucking tattoo, guys. I already thought that tattoos will look weird. me now it just looks fucking terrified this happens at high speed and can cause pain and
Starting point is 00:07:27 irritation this is literally my exact point why the fuck what I want to go in somewhere and purposefully get poked with the needle for multiple hours just to have a fucking drawing on me if you want to draw on yourself get a fucking sharpie because I can promise you guys no matter what I draw on my body I'm not gonna like it 50 years from now I promise that but some people may experience pleasure sorry guys but that's not me at all how the fuck is anyone able to sit down down and get a tattoo and be like, mm- Something's wrong with you buddy. You must have a thing for pain.
Starting point is 00:07:57 This is because the machine is turned off. Yeah, this just solidifies. I'm never getting a tattoo in my life. You know what, guys, fuck this shit, I'm done. Audience, subscribe for a part two. I'll catch you guys. Later.

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