Ryth - Zhong Has Changed For The Worst.

Episode Date: January 21, 2026

Zhong Has Changed For The Worst. ...

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Starting point is 00:00:03 No your fucking place. Trash. You cannot be serious. This is what Zong is doing in 2026. So, uh, is using K-pop demon hunters like Zong's favorite thing in the whole wide world? Zong's watching Rumi showers. Zong got Rumi fucking pregnant. And of course, Zong is still using his girlfriend's body for views.
Starting point is 00:00:26 In three years, absolutely nothing has changed about you. How fucking pathetic. All right, people, what's up? Zong's entire career has actually... turned into brain rod. Now audience, if you've been a longtime viewer of the Rith YouTube channel, you damn well know who this guy is. Whether you discovered this guy's videos on your own, or maybe I was in your shorts feed one time in your life, you would know that this guy was one of the cringiest people that was on the entire platform. And unfortunately, I am here
Starting point is 00:00:57 today to tell you that nothing has fucking changed. Let's begin. Oh, yeah. Punch, punch. Punch. Oh, for Fuck sakes, I swear I've seen every single big YouTuber do this trend by now. Zong's doing it, Topper Guild's doing it, even fucking Spicey is doing it. This trend has been going on for several months. Please get something else to do. Also, I just realized that Rumi said punch, punch, punch. Zong, I'm begging you, please fuck it up.
Starting point is 00:01:25 I want to see your face get fucking maimed. No, no, no. I have no idea why I just realized this, but Zong just casually has six fucking onions laid out. Song, your first? Uh, this one! Wait a minute, did he actually just eat that fucking onion? What the fuck? Dude, those onions don't even look clean.
Starting point is 00:01:48 They're still fucking poo on them. Hey. My turn. Oh. Ah, good one, Zong. It's almost like every single one is a fucking no. I really do not like your snooty-patutie face you're making right now. At this point, dude, your girlfriend can give me that fucking boxing glove.
Starting point is 00:02:08 I'll take care of you. Ha ha ha ha. You are such a fake piece of shit. Oh, over here. Same. I still cannot believe that Zong is actually eating these onions. Listen, audience, it's not the fact that I don't like onions. I in fact love onions.
Starting point is 00:02:26 But dude, you saw that right. There's literally a fucking turd on it. I'm not eating that, bro. That's fucking nasty. Cat, you kiss this boy with that mouth. I hope I don't see you guys at VidCon. Your breath is gonna smell like fucking ass. I'm pretty good at this.
Starting point is 00:02:40 I think you jinxed yourself, you little bitch. Cat, give me that glove. I can't fucking wait. Oh! Guys, I guarantee you that Zong was probably one of the most annoying motherfuckers in school. This dude's the type of guy to remind the teacher that there was math homework last night. Seriously, look at this guy. You really think that he didn't remind the teacher there was homework.
Starting point is 00:03:05 This dude truly looks like he got shoved in lockers at school. Then again, I looked like I got shoved in lockers too. The only difference between me and Zong is the fact that I had the glow up. This dude looks exactly like his plushy. I couldn't think of a plushy more accurate. You sound like a fucking angry bird. Girl, shut the fuck up and eat your rotten tomatoes. One more and I'm not getting punched.
Starting point is 00:03:29 You know what? I'll let you guys decide which one I should eat. Like for this one and subscribe for this one. You know, guys, as a YouTuber, when I see these videos, I know exactly what the fuck they're doing. Listen, I'm sure that a couple of you guys in the audience are also YouTubers. Obviously, you guys want to get the most. subscribers as humanly possible.
Starting point is 00:03:47 If you're trying to get subscribers, are you going to tell the majority of people to like the video or subscribe? Obviously, the majority of viewers watching want to see Zong get punched in the fucking mouth. I'm one of them. But yeah, that's just what YouTubers do. This guy is actually willing to take a punch to the face purely because he wants a couple nine-year-olds to subscribe to his dog shit.
Starting point is 00:04:08 And honestly, I'm here for it. I don't give a shit. I think they subscribe. Easy. Punch, punch! What? I put all this. That was so fucking satisfying.
Starting point is 00:04:22 I am so glad I missed my appointment at the chiropractor. This was so much better. Actually, audience, wait a minute, I need to run this video back. I need to zoom in. Did he really get punched in the fucking face? Oh, so it was fake. Cat, please give me the glove. I need to show you how it's done.
Starting point is 00:04:38 Lemon prank on my friends. Cat, you want a candy? Song, there is no way you are actually this fucking stupid. Who in the hell are you fool? that that is candy. Please tell me what other candy resembles that. Well, obviously, all of your roommates are going to fall for it. They all share the same network of chromosomes.
Starting point is 00:04:58 And also, you know, your whole entire career is fake videos. Either way, I'm just curious how they can handle sour. Ooh, I'll take a candy. Oh, for heaven's sake, you even laugh like a five-year-old. Guys, I have a feeling that Zong is going to turn into Lanky Box at some point. It's like, come on, dude. The dyed hair. with a red hoodie, the obsession with Roblox.
Starting point is 00:05:23 And also, you know, he's fucking Asian. Not that that necessarily has to do with anything. I just find it very fucking convenient that they have this many similarities. Genie-Doo, do you want a candy? It's yummy. Oh, sure. Uh, bro, why are you looking at me?
Starting point is 00:05:39 Song's the one that asked you the question. Why are you looking at the camera? I thought that the cameraman was invisible. What the fuck happened? It's a little rude buddy to not look at the person that's talking to you. Unless, of course, you're blinder than fucking Helen Keller. Guys, I can only deal with Zong sounding like a five-year-old so many times.
Starting point is 00:06:01 This mufucka's starting to sound like pops on regular show. Surprise. Do you want a snack? Wow, guys, because of Zong's stupid ass, he just prevented his friend from suicide. Honestly, if I was Zong's roommate, I would probably do that too in Minecraft. That looks like lemon, dude. No, it's not. Watch. Oh, okay.
Starting point is 00:06:20 Did this guy just unironically say mommy? Actually, I can't say much. I did say this in my previous video. Oh, mommy! I really shouldn't be fucking talking. I should probably shut the fuck up. Rumi, do you want a candy? It's really yummy.
Starting point is 00:06:41 Oh, brother. Zong's about to force all of us to subscribe, isn't he? Also, by the way, he's not at 66.9 million subs. He's actually at 666 subs. I really think that's a very deserving number. and actually, I think that's exactly where all of his content should go. Zong, you need to take your channel to 666 Burnin' Hell Boulevard. Oh, if it's that good, you should eat some more.
Starting point is 00:07:04 Oh, okay. Whoever this girl is, I don't like your fucking attitude. I don't know, audience, maybe it's just me, but whenever a girl has this crazy bitch attitude, it truly does piss me the fuck off. Whether it's a fake video or not, maybe Zong should have done the punching. Okay, guys, look, he only needs one more. Oh, I can't do it Fuck you
Starting point is 00:07:25 Who can get a kiss from room What the fuck is this image, bro? Zong, I'm so fucking sorry But you look like a literal cuck in this picture right now Cuck boyfriend watches girlfriend Kiss other men gone wrong Oh my lord There is so many jokes I can make right now
Starting point is 00:07:43 If I show you how strong I am Can I get a kid? No, let's see it Alright, here we go Go Girl, I wouldn't date you if you were the last human on the fucking planet. If all the humans on Earth died and I was left with you,
Starting point is 00:07:58 I'm sorry, the human race is ending. It's over. From looking at your whole demeanor, you just scream drama, bullshit, and bipolar disorder. I would rather be a monk meditating on a mountain for the rest of my days. Let me show you boys how this is done. Really? I really like your hair.
Starting point is 00:08:13 Wait, okay. Thank you. Let's go. I'm excited. All right, you're fucking done. Guys, can you imagine whenever Zon gets 67 million subscribers on YouTube? It's going to be so fucking. The amounts of six, seven jokes they're gonna make at 67 mil. I don't think I'm prepared for it. I think I'm just gonna turn off all social media on that day
Starting point is 00:08:33 Oh, I'm so close Never mind. I like you again. Anyways audience like the video if you would like to see more videos about Zong with that being said I'll catch you guys later.

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