Ryth - Zhong Is The Fakest TikToker.

Episode Date: October 19, 2025

Zhong Is The Fakest TikToker.Today we're ROASTING Zhong's cringiest YouTube Shorts that got him over 60 MILLION Subscribers... These TikToks are absolutely so cringe to watch from Zhong, but can you make it to the end?

One stole my Lamborghini. Jesus Christmas, dude, here we go again. What's with every single big YouTuber using these fake car rental companies for their fucking videos? First we had Topper killed and now we got Zong doing this shit. You guys truly have not improved at all since I last talked about any of you. Alright people what's up? Zong's content has yet to change within two fucking years. The previous video I made about Zong was a long time ago where I basically made fun of him for him showing

his girl's in every single thumbnail. Guys, this is literally Zong trying to make a YouTube thumbnail right now. Okay, Kat, get ready for the thumbnail. Yeah, you show Chuck the cuck who's boss. Yeah, keep posing like a fucking slu- All the 12-year-olds are gonna fucking love this video. Oh my god, I can't wait your show Top for Gild this video. Oh, baby, you look so fucking hot in these.

I can't wait for all the eight-year-olds to see this. And, uh, as of seven months ago, Zong has yet to stop showing his girlfriend's in the thumbnail. Personally, I don't know why I would want to show my girlfriend's private parts on the internet for a bunch of little kids to see, but go off, Queen. But anyways, that's just one of the many things that has yet to change about Zong's content within two years. He still makes the dumbest and cringiest story time videos that make your IQ drop by the fucking millisecond. Don't believe me, I challenge you to watch to the end. Is it possible to walk on water?

I mean, if we're going to be technical about this bullshit, yes, you can in fact. walk on water. It's called a fucking green screen. Or you could be like those fake magicians that have glass under the water to make it look like they're walking on water. But ladies and gentlemen, if there's anything to know about Zong, is that he doesn't like to spend very much money on his YouTube videos. I have yet to see this motherfucker film beyond the comfort of his own home. But then again, I can't really be fucking talking. You get the point. This is the cheapest motherfucker of all time. You really think he's going to set that shit up. Number one? Bear Oh, what the fucker those grippers, man.

Holy shit. Those fucking grippers look like it could pick up the armadillo that I just ran over in my car 30 minutes ago. Bro, did you just ask if you made it to the end of the pool? I have no idea, you dumbass motherfucker. Do you think you made it to the end of the pool? Do you think the idea that you got soaked in water is a complete accident? Do you think it's some coincidence that you look like Donald Trump dipped in sweat whenever they mentioned the Epstein files to him?

Get a hold of yourself, you fucking grease monkey. Level two, boots. Zong, can you please tell me that those are cat's legs and not yours? I could have swore that men have leg hair on their legs. Either those legs belong to cat or you got some fruit booty ass waxed legs, motherfucker. What was the bat? Oh my god, how could five-year-olds consume this content? Audience, if you see anybody in your family watching Zong,

I give you full permission to slap them in the face with a fucking chair. If I could feel my own IQ depleting, I'm sure that it does that for everybody else. So please, if you see somebody in your family consuming dog shit like this, please make the world a better place and do your part. Really went farther that time. Put your finger down, you fucking nerd. Level three, giant shoes. And those didn't work at all!

For the record, ladies and gentlemen, this is a grown man, by the way. And yeah, you might say, well, Rith, aren't you a fucking grown man too? You're actually reacting to kids content. That's actually fake. Bro, I'm just a dude that's in my bedroom reacting to retarded content that grown adults make for children. That also, for some equally strange reason, lowered their IQ in the process. If we're going to compare the two evils here, I think we both know that Zong is worse. I would rather jump off a bridge in Minecraft if I had to do this shit for a living.

Double four? Giant Slippers. Those have got to be cat's legs. I know I'm still on about this shit, but it has to be cats. I have no idea why I'm still trying to give Zog the benefit of the doubt that he doesn't wax his legs Maybe I'm just coping at this point ladies and gentlemen This has to work I don't think it worked. Okay, maybe I was wrong Shut the fuck up Timo ass wrecking Ralph grease monkey

Level five swimming shoes Water Final level air shoes like if you think I'm gonna walk on water and subscribe if you think it won't work Okay audience let me go ahead and give you a little little bit of education really quickly. Because the fact that Zong said subscribe if you think it's not going to work is going to be the thing that happens. If you notice, ladies and gentlemen, YouTubers care way more about subscribers than people liking the video. By the way, to those who haven't done it already, please like and subscribe. I would appreciate it. But you guys get my point.

YouTubers prefer you guys to subscribe way more than liking the video. And because they know that subscribers matter more than liking the video, they're going to obviously, appeal to the people that subscribed. So what I'm trying to say here is that you guys pretty much know the outcome of every single YouTube short that is formatted like this dog shit here. Don't believe me, just watch the rest of this video. I promise that you're gonna be correct every time. Three, two, one! I guess you cannot walk the water.

Well, Mr. Dumbfuck, the shoes completely disconnected from his body by the time he made contact with the water. So no shit it wasn't gonna work. I mean, granted it wasn't gonna work, even if, the shoes were attached to his feet. But that has got to be the most anti-climatic video I've ever fucking seen in my life. And all that this fucking guy did was put shit on his feet and walk into the pool. Literally anybody could do this shit. And some of you guys are wondering why you haven't blown up on YouTube.

It's so fucking easy. What I'm trying to say is that if these two fucking retards can do it, so can you. Guess the real soccer ball. There's no fucking way you're actually asking me that question right now. Hmm, guys, which soccer ball is real? I fucking wonder. All the fucking two-year-olds that are watching this video was commenting saying, all of them, all of them are real except that one. Holy shit, this generation is fucking doomed. Go!

Bro, I'm not blind anymore. Like, come on. Come on. Come on. Shut the fuck up. Go, I'm not done anymore. This one. Woo!

I have a weird feeling this is nothing like what they. this guy acts like in real life. Then again, I'm sure Zong doesn't act the same way that he does in his videos at all neither. I met Topper Guild in real life, and I'll have you motherfuckers know, this man swears like a fucking sailor. Does he swear as much as me? Probably not.

But I can tell you for certain, if Topper Gill doesn't act anything like he does in his videos, chances are Zong is the same way. Basically, if you haven't got what I'm trying to say at this point, is that everybody's videos fake. It's all an illusion, ladies and gentlemen. It's a fucking Fugazi, Fugazi, Fugazi, It's not real.

Go! I'm sorry, who in the Timbuck? Fuck is this. This dude looks like he would be on some 4chan dark web website. Get this guy off my screen immediately. He should not be on a kid's YouTube channel. I'm not cringe.

Yeah, uh, hate to break it to you, buddy, but you are cringe, you fucking pudgy ass. Get the fuck off my screen, please. Go! This one. To those who am made concern, this is what no big. It just does to a motherfucker. Go!

Guys, like if I should kick this one and subscribe for this one. Remember what I said earlier about the subscribe bullshit? Watch and learn, ladies and gentlemen, you need to acknowledge that I'm always right. Come on, I know this is the real ball. Ha ha ha, so fucking funny. See what I mean, audience? What did I fucking tell you? I'm a YouTuber, ladies and gentlemen.

I know how these little fucking pond scums work. I would know because I'm a schmuck just like them. Someone stole my Lamborghini. Yeah, well, my question would be, Why the fuck would you protect your Lamborghini with a paper wall? As I said before, ladies and gentlemen, all these videos are fake. I mean, look at the fucking guy. He's using a car rental company for this video.

But if we're going to be literal in any sense throughout the video, why the fuck would you want to put a paper wall to prevent your Lamborghini from being stolen? It's like you can at least make your fake story look a little bit convincing. And I have two suspects on who the thief could be. First is my friend Tyro. It could be him because he. He's always flexing. I'm going to be completely dead ass.

I thought you were going to say because he's black. I am so going to hell, ladies and gentlemen. Holy shit. And he even wears fake jewelry. So to say if he likes Lamborghinis, I'm going to use this fake Lamborghini key as a bait. That has got to be the shittiest Lamborghini key I have ever seen in my life. That shit is not Lamborghini, bro. That shit is, uh, uh, ma fucking, uh, Gambolini.

He is now placed. Let's see if he grabs the Lamborghini keys or the Ronaldo Shire. shirt I put next to it. Tyrone, nice guy. Thanks, though. See ya. Is this Bernardo's underwear? All right, I think I heard enough.

If you're out here sniffing Ronaldo's panties, I don't want to see the remaining of this video. Anyways, audience, subscribe to the channel. Let's get 5 mil.