Ryth - Zhong Is The Fakest YouTuber.

Episode Date: July 8, 2024

Zhong Is The Fakest YouTuber.Zhong. One of the fakest tiktok and youtube shorts creators that are trending for their fake pranks, and horrible tiktok trend skits and youtube shorts cringe. Zhong and his girlfriend Kat are probably the fakest tiktok cringe youtube shorts creators ever.

All right people what's up today I think I found Zong's fakesest video ever even though millions of you guys enjoyed my shorts about Zong his YouTube long-form content is just my lord is it fucking awful escape the snowman challenge more like escaping my will to live today I'm escaping from this angry snowman come back here Zog what the fuck what what the fuck is this bullshit two seconds in the YouTube video and I have no idea what's happening The first frame of the YouTube video you get ass blasted with a shitload of color. I feel like I'm at a gay parade and shit. I'm truly at a loss of words. But I can do this by myself, so let's go get my girlfriend, Kat. Oh, you're so fucking hot!

Finally, audience, I have a reason to actually watch the video. It's really a burden having to watch a video with this fucking eyesore on screen. So anytime I see this fucking humana humana of a woman on screen, it's almost like a breath of fresh air. By the way, Kat, speaking of fresh air, I know Zong is not the masculine man you needed. When you're ready to break up with him, hit my line, baby. I'll show you a fucking man.

Song, what are we drinking in an icekin shop? Because the thing. Shut the fuck up. I think with myself consuming all these videos of everybody fucking screaming, I think it's starting to rub off on myself. My patience level for these fucking videos, guys, it's getting really crazy. I'm not sure how much more of this fucking bullshit I can take. I'm really curious how long this video actually. It's fucking 13 minutes.

So on Ice Cream Man isn't even that scary. Yeah, you're right. Ah! How about now? How about now? Ha. Ha. Shut the fuck up. First challenge is hide and sick. First to get found losers. Whoa! What is this? There's a giant banana. You should shove that banana up your ass.

Yeah, cat. Yeah, sprinkles. Woo! Yeah. Anything for you baby! What? This is the perfect place to hide. He'll never find me. Oh, fuck, she's gone. My main heroin for watching this video, it's fucking gone. Why do I have such a stress to life? Don't.

Head! Where are they? Whoa, this thing is so... What is that? Whoa, guys, there's an ice cream slap. Is the angry snowman fucking deaf? How could you play Hein and Seek when you hear a fucking... Oh my gosh.

There's a falkin ice cream stand across the counter. Like, open your ears, holy shit! Do you not hear your ears getting pierced across the fucking building? Tomass! Guys, they left ice cream in here. Oh, I'm about to eat all this! You fat fuck! This is so boring, the ice cream man is taking so long!

I know, right? Holy shit, he's taken so long. Why not get out of that pool of sprinkles and follow me on Instagram? Please, baby! What time is it? I wish I brought my phone. As the seconds go by, I have more reasons why Cat should break up with Zong. Cat, is this the man you want to marry, the man you want to spend your life with?

The fat fuck that can't keep his perverted eyes off of ice cream? Is this the motherfucker you looking at and say, oh yeah, that's the one? Oh, guys, it's been so long, I already ate half the ice cream. This is the best day ever! Yeah, that's cool, but you also ate half of your fucking lifespan in the process. Oh, the consequences of being a fat, fuck guys they turned my friend into ice cream I mean that's so fucking funny shut the fuck up dough boy wait they still haven't found me yet back to sleep hello zong

holy shit you found me wow I don't know how you found me when I was fucking screaming across the building holy shit bro that's impressive dumb fuck you Zong. For the next challenge, the first person who missed the basketball, loser. Okay, let's go! Cat, good luck copying this shot! Oh! Yo, how many takes do you think it took to actually get that video recorded?

I already know Zong probably missed that shot 50 times before he made it. You really think this motherfucker is talented at anything, especially basketball? Fuck out of here! Song, watch this! Okay! Woo! Yes! Yes!

Yes! Cat, yes! Cat, there's no way you're gonna get the next line. What? You're short! What? Watch it. Do I even need to say it?

What the fuck happens, Zong? At least we know where that fucking ice cream went. But Kat, there's no way you're gonna be able to throw back like me. See? Okay, here we go! Oh. Next point goes to Zoh. Let's go!

No, no, this is a load of bullshit. Zong, you're a fucking fraud. Cat won and everybody fucking knows it. Fuck you. It's okay, baby. You won to me. The next challenge, we'll be doing the spelling channel. What? Have a trade.

Wait, what? Yo, why is there so many letters on this guys? This is literally so hard. Dude, can you please keep me ahead? Please. Sweet! Why is he doing that? Sui?

He's literally not helping. Zog, you piss me off. Every second you open your mouth. I feel like he unironically doesn't know how to spell Cristiano Ronaldo. And also, as myself, an authentic pork and cheese man, I'm kind of adding insult to injury. Ronaldo practically runs through my veins. So to say the least, I really want to say the least, I really want to say, want to hit him with a chair.

I don't know what to do, guys. I don't know what to do. You know what? I came up. Is Cristiano Ronaldo? Wait, what? How could I get that wrong? I don't know.

You're fucking stupid. How can I get it wrong? Actual idiot. This is really hard. Oh, I love. I love. Minkert? Guys, I don't know what this is.

Oh, A. F. Craft. My. My. I love Reth. I'm so fucking lonely. I love Minecraft. Correct.

Yeah! Roblocks is better though. You know, Kat, this is why we're meant to be. I'm gonna keep it a stack. Roblox is better. Fuck Minecraft, that weak-ass shit. Next point goes to Kat. Yeah!

For the next challenge, first person to find a hidden llama in this freak-poo! Ooh, I'm gonna find it! Shit! Song to first! Wait what? Wait a fucking minute. So Kat is a...

Is a man? I guess I'm gay. Your law, so here we go! Oh! Dude, I'm gonna find this Lama before you and you're gonna regret this. I'm gonna you're so tired. You're so tired. But you got fucking nothing accomplished.

You wasted almost 10 minutes and you're still in Bumpfuck Boulevard. You are such a disappointment. Find it, good luck finding it. She's gonna find it. Fuck you. Say something. Wait, what? No.

Cat, baby, babe, I still love you, but please, shut the fuck up. For the next challenge, the person who makes me the best ice cream wins. What, that's gonna be so easy? Alright guys, in order to make the ice cream, we need some milk, so that's our first ingredients. Ooh. That vegan teacher's food. teacher is fucking molding right now. The baby cows in the industry.

Shut the fuck up, Twig. Yo, this ice cream is gonna taste so good. Did you fucking sneeze in your entree? Ooh. Yuppie. That's fucking disgusting. Actually, no, both of you are fucking disgusting. That is not ice cream.

It looks like a failed abortion. For the next challenge, whoever gets the best photo wins. Oh, la. That's easy. Yeah, it's gonna be pretty fucking easy, cat. I can take this frame of you and compare it to... Ha ha ha ha ha. I think we already know the

winner all right ice cream man here are my best photos oh look at them yo and here are my best photos whoa hmm this is hard so you both get a pawn bro what is this bullshit this election is fucking rigged fuck the snowman fuck zong i love you cad baby