Ryth - Zhong's Fakest Challenge Ever.
Episode Date: July 28, 2024Zhong's Fakest Challenge Ever.Zhong is one of the biggest creators on TikTok and YouTuber Shorts. Zhong has been doing a lot of tiktok cringe videos with other TikTokers like Topper Guild and Nichlmao.... Today we check out Zhong fakest challenge video ever on YouTube Shorts and TikTok.
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we're going to be playing extreme hiding seat because you can only hide in one color.
Well, that just sounds fucking stupid.
Hi, my name is Taubr and I hope I get a good color.
Oh, come on, he's here too.
Hi, I'm Zong's dad.
I wonder what color I'm going to get.
Whoa, whoa, pink.
Motherfuck, it looks like filthy frame.
All right, people, what's up?
Today, I found Zong's fakesest challenge ever.
If you think they did a hide-and-seek video with 50 invisible cameramen, then yeah, you're fucking delusional.
Today we're going to be playing extreme hiding-seek because you can only hide in one color.
And the singer,
will have to face their biggest fear by playing with the scariest animal while the hiders are hiding.
Wait a minute, so you're calling that a scary animal?
Audience, I could be terribly wrong, but tell me that's not a goat.
And also, you called that shit hiding, Topper.
What the fuck are you doing?
Well, fucker thinks he's the green screen man, and the editors will take him out the video.
Topper, I'm sorry, but this video is not entirely fake like your videos.
I don't think the green screen effect is going to work this time.
So who would I be the seeker?
Oh!
What?
I guess I'm the seeker.
Why is Zong's dad just ogling and cat?
I mean, hey, Zong, I don't blame you.
I mean, look at her.
She just looks like a...
Hi, my name is Zong, I wonder what color I'm gonna get!
Oh, I go red, let's go!
Hi, my name is Tauburn.
Shut the fuck up.
And I hope I get a good color.
Oh, I got green, let's go!
You literally look like the great value Tobuscus.
Hi, I'm Zong's dad.
I wonder what color I'm gonna get.
Whoa, pink!
What the heck am I gonna hide it?
If I got pink, I would hide in your mother...
Hi, my name is Rand. I hope I get a good color this time.
Ah!
Oh, blue! That's my favorite color!
My name is Nick. Let's see what color I get.
Oh, yellow. Oh, man.
Hi, my name is dude.
Shut the fuck up, you pixie.
I swear this guy is so annoying. He is literally the worst one out of the Zong crew.
And not to mention, this guy has the shittiest outfit known to man.
Like, what the f***ing? Did you roll out of bed in that shit?
I wonder what color I'm gonna get!
Yo, I go brown, yo, I look like...
Yeah, and so does your entire fucking YouTube channel.
By the way, Kat, if you could find them within the next hour, they will have to face their biggest fears.
Oh, easy!
All right, boys, you have 10 minutes to hide. Good luck!
Let me know, put him now!
I always knew Topper and Nick loved each other like that.
Like, seriously, when is there not a video when these two dudes are touching each other's...
We really need finding spot!
Oh, wait, no, hold on. Hold on.
Trapoline?
Trampoline? Okay, let's go.
Trampoline.
This way, come on, Phil!
Come on!
Alright, Dad! Let's go, let's go! Let's go!
Let's go!
Let's go!
Let's go play with the scary animals.
Cat, you know, I could be a real scary.
Okay, okay, I'll fucking stop.
First animal is a goat.
Oh, so I was fucking right.
May as well replace that with the word wrist.
I know, I know, I'm so fucking funny.
Please subscribe.
First animal is a goat.
No, no, no.
Don't eat me, please.
Ah, ha.
Okay, in all seriousness, though, what the fuck are you doing?
Like cat, it's a fucking goat.
Calm down.
Ah!
Ah!
Oh my God.
Ah!
You see, audience, this is what happens
when two brain cells,
the fucking orphanage. I swear they can play hide-and-seek with Helen Keller and they'll still
fucking lose. Helen Keller and hide-and-seek would be like, oh, there they are. Okay, uh,
let's keep going. Come on. Oh, brow, brow. Do the trees. Be careful of you. Kids do not try
this at home. Wait, does this work? Yeah, it kind of look like a monkey.
Oh my god, the racist shit I'm thinking of right now. YouTube don't strike me because I have
intrusive thoughts, okay?
Like I see red. It's red.
That's this?
I don't know.
That doesn't look very good to me.
This is no good?
I can see you still.
Okay, I gotta find some where else.
Yeah, no, Zong, that was fucking stupid.
There's literally so many places you can hide with the color red.
I mean, there's, there's, yeah, I got fucking nothing.
Where in the top we go?
Oh wait, there is.
It's so sunny, I can't see.
I can't hide here.
Let's keep looking.
There's like no red!
What if we just hide in the curtains like this?
Can you still see me?
But that's cheating, that's white.
Dang it!
Wait, so all you need to do is make contact with the other color you're wearing.
Well shh, I would just go grab a pink pen or a red pen and hide under the bed.
You're technically still hiding with your color, but that's the highest fucking IQ move I can think of.
Where do we hide our color SOG?
I guess we have to look somewhere else.
Maybe we have to go inside the house, let's go!
Yeah, so you see what I mean when I say I fucking hate these guys?
We have extra chromosome one and extra chromosome two.
And they've already wasted a minute and a half for doing bump-fuck nothing.
Voo just needs to hide in a pile of shit to resemble his YouTube channel.
And Ray just needs to hide a pile of shit to resemble his YouTube channel.
And Ray just needs to hide
underwater without oxygen because we don't want the bubbles to give away his position totally no other reason he shouldn't have oxygen underwater
oh yo this place is so awesome oh what you're missing is going to do from stairs you can you get your brown ass out of my face is there oh that's blue maybe got over there do i match
hey look he's devolving back into an estrogen chromosome no you do not you're attached to black you're blue
shut the fuck up the next animal out to hold is a chicken why does
A good chicken!
Oh no, don't go away!
Don't go away!
No, chicken!
No, the chicken is escaping!
No, Cat, I just think your legs don't fucking work.
Cat, I think you might have to cop one of these bad boys.
My god, I'm perfect.
Should I just hide against this?
Yo, they're kind of green and yellow. We could both hide here.
Yeah, we could.
Oh, wait, what's that up there?
Dude, what? There's so much green over here.
Bro, I definitely got the best color. Let's go!
My color sucks!
Okay, so I'm definitely gonna hide here because there's so much green.
But since I've found my spot, I'll help you find your spot.
Really? Yo, thank you, bro.
Hey, dumbasses, PDA, motherfucker.
Too much public display of affection.
Go take that weird shit somewhere else.
Alright, come on, let's go.
Let's go, go.
Guys, we're inside the house now.
Let's see if there's some pink and the red, I guess.
Okay, this room right here.
Go check out this room.
This is literally all white.
Oh my gosh, there's nothing.
All I want to do is goes to bed.
No, son, you can't go to sleep.
We have to hide.
A cat's gonna find us.
Oh yeah, I don't want cats to find us.
I swear these guys would get literally distracted by anything.
Every single person in this video,
I swear has like a collector.
collective six brain cells and just like their fucking audience their attention spans are
just as dog shit i swear they can't focus on the fucking objective for five seconds without getting
distracted now i understand why this video is 15 fucking minutes long let's go let's get out of here
oh my god look at this kid whoa it's like medusa with the hair can you please get the
fuck off my screen oh the next animal is a duck oh it's kind of cute cat how the fuck is that thing cute
If I were you, Cat, I would be sending that bitch to KFC.
It's your hielding, incredibly in friendship.
Ah!
What the f f***?
Did you do, Cat?
You, like, dislocated its neck or some sh**?
Ham-of-G.
I guess you got no other choice but to send it to KFC.
Oh, I felt pink!
Okay, perfect!
Perfect!
I found pink!
Um, are I hidden?
This is pretty bad, Dad.
Doing it, this is so hard!
That's what your mom said whenever I.
We're going to go somewhere else.
Yo, dude, this house is huge.
Dude, this is sick, yo, there has to be a spot for you to have.
you to hide around here.
Wait, bro, there's some yellow over here.
Gosh, yo, yo, what's this?
Bro, we're in the movie theater right now.
You should take this opportunity to watch a Rith video.
It'll finally restore your negative IQ fucking brain.
Bro, we need to take a break.
It's fresh air.
Oh, wow.
You look at this view.
Yo, it's so pretty.
Oh my gosh.
We are live!
Can this guy stop rubbing his fucking mobs?
Oh my gosh, it's blue.
That means I can hide in it.
Oh, perfect.
There's goggles waiting here for me.
Time to get in.
Talk about a hiding spot that just seems perfectly convenient.
You see, audience, this is how you know this video was fucking fake as hell.
You'll start noticing that all of a sudden they're going to find the perfect hiding spot.
And some of these spots literally don't even make fucking sense.
Oh my gosh, wait.
Look big!
This is the best hiding spot ever!
Audience, see what the fuck I mean?
Oh my gosh, everybody's finding their perfect hiding spot all at the same time.
Totally not the fakesest fucking challenge I've ever seen.
Oh my God.
Is that what I think it is?
Is that a tree house?
Oh my gosh, is that a treat?
Holy shit. How does your voice get that fucking high?
I literally have to squeeze my balls in order to make that noise.
Oh, come! Oh my guy, it looks so cool, yo. This is my highest one. 100%.
Wow, bro. Good job. So fucking convenient.
Let's go high.
Yo, look at this tree house. There's so many things in here.
Yo. This definitely suits me. I'm hiding in here. 100%.
Can you calm the f*** down?
All right, now that we're done playing with the animals? Let's go find the boys.
Yeah, so plot twist she found everybody. She found Zong, Zong's dad, Topper, Nick, and Voo.
And Ray fucking drowned.
What a happy ending.
Anyways, everybody clicked the video on screen to watch more.
But yeah, I'm gonna go back to where the dark ones came.
Later.
