Ryth - Zhong's Worst Videos. (Ryth Compilation)

Episode Date: August 24, 2024

Zhong's Worst Videos. (Ryth Compilation)Zhong over the years has gotten extremely popular on TikTok and YouTube shorts for his cringe videos. Over the years, Ryth has made countless videos roasting Zhong and his girlfriend Kat for their cringy YouTube Shorts and TikTok cringe, this is a compilation of all the moments Zhong has been roasted by ryth.

All right people, what's up? Today I bring you a compilation of Zong. Over the past year, I have made fun of Zong so many times in YouTube shorts that I decided, hey, why not make a compilation of it all? So here is the compilation of all my shorts about Zong in 2023. By the way, somewhere in this large compilation, I'm going to tell you guys to comment a certain word. And whoever comments this mystery word first in my comment section, I will send you $50. Anyways, with that being said, enjoy the compilation.

John, what are you doing? Bro, he's trying to delete his search history. You must have been doing some foul shit on that phone just now. I don't want my old phone anymore. I want the new iPhone 15. Bro, why the f*** what'd you want the iPhone 15? If you're going to make videos, the iPhone 14 is just fine. If you want the iPhone 15, you have to complete these three levels.

Easy. Challenge one? Show me your best ass move. Easy. Hey. Zong, shut the fuck up. Yo, okay. You are actually fucking stupid.

Here's your new phone. Wait, I don't want this. I want the pink one. Bro, look at this ungrateful motherfucker. Hey, what the pink one? Shut the fuck up, piss. This is my roommate boo, and he loves to drink primy. Well, now I know why all the prime went out of fucking stock.

You got this fucking pickle puffer wasting it all. So it gave me an idea to trick him. Dude, did a bird shit on your fucking slide? Bro, clean that shit up. It's fucking disgusting. He claims that he knows every single primy flavor, but I think he's lying. Song, you can't say shit.

Your entire channel's a fucking lie. I dare you to name one video that's not fucking fake. So I decided to buy a bunch of games. iterate and swap all of the different primy flavors with it wait so you're wasting fucking gator rate and prime now save some for the rest of us tart ass Okay boo if you can tell me the exact primy flavor. I'll give you a hundred dollars Dude easy bro I'm willing to bet that hundred dollars is fake as shit anyways everybody click the attached video to see me roast song even more Zong how many times are you gonna lose your fucking dad I swear every video this guy's having a mental breakdown Guys this is like every song video

Yo, Rith, why are you crying? I've been looking everywhere for my dad and I can't find him. Aw. This is my twin brother, Rith, and he doesn't have a dad. Ever since he can't find his dad, he's been really depressed. Rith, do you want some ice cream? No, I want to meet my dad. Hey, Rith, do you want to play some...

No, you motherfuck! Man, this is really unfortunate, but I have an idea. Chris, I know how you can find your dad. Really? Well, if only everybody watching, likes and subscribe. Please, everybody like and subscribe. Who's the dumbest? Oh, oh, I knew you were dumb, Dad.

You want to not! Bro, everybody knows that Zong's dad is dumber than Zong. Zong had to get his fucking retardation from somewhere. Hi, Dad, which one is the milk? Uh, I don't know, son. I've never seen milk before. I think it's this one. Wait, how the fuck have you never seen milk before? If this man never seen milk, his bones must be brittle as f-

If I punch this man, it'll look like a mortal combat fatality. Who is the strongest? Oh, oh, you're not strong. I am. All right, Zong, let's see if you can break. Four. Easy. What's that? Woo! Yeah, and you both make shitty K-pop idols.

Who's better looking? Oh. What? You're no better looking? Uh, yes I am. Look at me. Rick, who's better looking? Me or my dad? Uh, you guys look the same. Neither of you look good.

Don't you like fucking men? Anyways, everybody's subscriber close to three mil. Empty, empty. Oh, okay, okay, okay. Song, how many times are you gonna do this fucking video, bro? Didn't you already do this shit with Topper Guild? And what the fuck is your dad? Did he just leave the f f f f f f f f f f f f f f f f f f f f f f ferned

bro did don't get fucking lung cancer all right which one is it it has to be this one are you sure i'm so sure i'm gonna bet this apple yeah and if you somehow wins on that everyone won't have to subscribe ooh everyone's got to subscribe yeah no go fuck yourself everybody subscribe to me i'm better than this dumb ass Dad, can I please get the Xbox? No, it's too expensive. Bro, there is literally so many things wrong with this video. That's not an Xbox. What the fuck is he watching Mickey Mouse?

There's a broken piece of fine china on the table. Like damn, I fuck I get back in the sweatshop. If you can fix these broken plates in 60 minutes, then you can have an Xbox. What? That's impossible. Wait, Zong, that doesn't even make any sense. If you want a so-called Xbox, then just play what the fuck was in your hand. If you think it's an Xbox, it must be an Xbox, right? Possible.

I know. What the f f f f*** was that laugh? Fucking Peter Griffin looking ass. Zong's dad likes balls. I'm finally gonna meet my dad. Why does he look like fucking Mr. Gaming Watch? As you guys know, I don't have a dad. But because I hit 30 million, I'll finally get to meet my dad.

Wait, why is your dad doing that with his hands? Is this about fucking trying to violate my butthole? Wait, apparently I got a letter for my dad. Hi Zong, this is your dad. Damn-of-fuck, did you smoke a pack of new ports before you start talking? Hi, Zog, this is your dad. Pro, I bet this guy's lungs looks like a fucking chicken nugget. You want to meet up?

Yes, yes, I'm ready. Zong, if you want to meet me, the first thing you have to do is get me some milk. I got the milk! Wait, why is there milk in your backyard toilet? Get me some balls. Yeah, no, that's fucking crazy. Did Topper Guild kiss? We have serious beef.

Don't worry, Topper. Everybody knows that. Because look at your stomach. I'm a fuck of your fat. Let me explain. As you guys know, Zong and I have become best friends. And Nick has become extremely jealous because they used to be best friends. No, Topper, you have it all wrong.

Song and Nick used to be friends. With benefits. He keeps wanting to have fun with us. Hey guys, no. But there's never any room for him. He's starting to take things personally. Wait, just a fucking minute. What did that say?

What is the wheel only say kiss? Wait, what the fuck? Zong is gonna die. Song, what are you hiding? Let me show you. Song, how many voice cracks did you do in that video? Let me show you. Damn, oh fuck, you sound like Scooby-Doo.

I actually found my dad's secret location. Don't wait, let's go see him! Hi, Zong, this is your dad. Who the f-f- is that, filthy, Frank? Hi, Zong, this is your dad. They look the fucking same. Since you finally hit 30 million, you want to meet up. You know, after seeing Zong's dad,

I do not want to meet up with him. He looks like he wants to fucking touch me. No, wait, I can finally do my dad. Sog, how do you not find this sketchy as hell? Some random fucking Asian guys wearing a ski mask. It's the middle of Bumpfuck no where. Guys, I think Topper Guildon Zong are dating. I just made my worst mistake.

Okay, what the fuck is going on now? Now Topper Guild is fucking bathing you? What is this gay shit I'm looking at? As you guys know, I don't have a dad, but I actually found out that my dad is at a secret location. Did this motherfucker call it a secret location? Song, who the fuck lives there, a scept offenders? And apparently the only person that knows the location is my friend Topper Gill.

Nah, that's fucking crazy. Why does only Topper Guild know the creepy house? If you go there, Zong, you're going to get touched in the No-No Square. So today, I'm gonna find out where my dad is. Tomper, Fopper. Song, what the f-you touch in another man's ass? Look! What?

He don't look bad. Oh my gosh, Song, please don't do anyone. I'll do anything. Anything? Yes. I need you to tell me my dad's secret location. Song, is there anything you can do that's not gay? Dude, get off his fucking laugh.

Bro, I swear. Zog likes cats balls. Mom, pick one. Um, this one. You have to wash my balls. Wait, wait, wait, wait a second, cat. You have fucking balls? And I guess I'm gay.

Gay as fuck. What? I can't believe I'm washing you're both, Kat. You're doing good, Zong. I could only imagine what the next door neighbors are thinking right now. I mean, how would you react if you overheard this shit? Zong, take one. Um, this one.

Ooh, you have to take out the trash. Flash. Time to take on the trash. Well, Zong, if you think cat is trash, oh, gladly take her Zong, I mean, if you think this is trashed and, oh, mama. Yeah, Zong, this one. Uh, this one. Uh, this one.

You have to lick my toe. Oh, yeah. Okay, cat, that's a little fucking crazy. I mean, look at this shit, it's fucking nasty. fucking nasty. Song, pick one. Um, this one. Oh, you have to go in the house.

Ow! Sog, what the fuck is your face? This mafika looks like he shoved an icy hot up his life. But it's still crazy that Topper Guild is getting cheated on. I caught my girlfriend cheating on me. Let me explain. Topper, what the fuck is there to explain? Have you seen your face?

Mufka, that's the answer. The other day when I was playing with the grass, I noticed this. Yeah, Topper, that's a little fucking crazy. Never in my life have I seen a couple? Is she cheating on me with Song? I have to get to the bottom of this. So I decided to spy on them for the entire day.

And then I found this. No, Zong, what are you doing? Wait, Topper, why would you pull off the bed sheet? If you thought you knew what was going on! How would you want to see that shit? I'm not trying to see Zong's little katana. So I hired a private investigator to spy on them all day? I really hope nothing bad's going on.

And then he reported back to me. So what'd you see? She was playing with his balls. No! Bha! I gotta feel bad that Zong is getting so desperate. He just ruined my life. Topper, what the fuck is Zong gonna do?

How is our favorite Pink Penguin gonna ruin your life? Let me explain. As you guys saw, I recently got my new play button, but then this happened. Pro, you guys so obviously broken on purpose. Nick literally threw it like a fucking frisbee. And YouTube said, They said the only way they'll give me a new one is if I passed song and subscribers. Chat Hopper, that's cool.

Not unless I pass both you motherfuckers first. Everybody subscribe, by the way. Wait, son. What are you doing? I'm nothing. I'm just playing with my ball. You broke my play button you have to get me a new one or I'm gonna tell your girlfriend what you did Okay,

Wait, Topper was all cheating Woohoo, yes, I can finally get that baby First, Zong tried live streaming to his 29 million subscribers telling people to Guys, I need everybody to go to Holy shopper, song cannot find his dad Love you, Daddy, miss you. Topper, what the fuck did you just say? Love you, Daddy, miss you.

What the fuck you say it, Daddy, you're 20 years old. You, Daddy, talk to you soon. Big boy, well, you too! What the f f f f fick says Daddy? Daddy at this age. I love you, Dad. Wait, I don't have a Dad. Pro Zong, at least you address your father correctly. Too bad your father doesn't fucking exist. This is my best friend Zong and he doesn't have a dad. Yeah, thank you, Topper. None of us knew that. Because I can totally tell this guy has a

healthy relationship with his dad. Get the fuck out of here. All right, Zong, here's your dad. Wait, that's Jackie Chan. That's all my dad. Ha ha ha ha ha. Get fucking prank. This fucking dork. Empty. Empty. Full, okay? Okay. Pro, Topper. Why the fuck you sound like that? Pixie. Alright, which one is it? Song, I can see it in your hoodie.

Bro, take that off or I'm not playing with you. How did you know? Come on, bro. Stop playing with me. You're so smart. Holy shit, the one-time Topper is smart. You know what they say? You can't bullshit the bullshit.

Empty. Empty. Cool, okay. Okay. All right. Okay, where is it? Okay, Song, it's right here. Look at this fucking dumb ass.

Boy, this one's up. Shut the fuck up. Are you sure? I'm so sure. I'll bet you this out. Well, there goes all the Topper's idea. Q points. Bro said an apple. Get the fuck out of here. Andy! Andy!

Foll! What? What? How? I think it doesn't make sense. Let's go! Okay, that's fucking retarded. Anyways, everybody's subscribe so I can pass these little sh- sh- This is my new best friend Zong. Topper, it looks like you're more than friends. Fish and look gays, and we've been doing everything together. We even play with each other's balls. You're so good with your hands, bro. This is what I'm talking about. This is gay-s. We've been having the best time ever, but we have a feeling Nick is getting

jealous we even saw this oh yeah nick is a fucking see let him cry he's a little so zong and i came up with a surprise to make him feel better wait what's that can i open it only if everybody watching likes and subscribe oh no right after these two left the closet that's not good anyways everybody subscribe so i can pass these little sh-how many wood boards can me and zong punch through so what the f f f f was that everybody is confu fighting shut the fuck up that's one Catshopper because it is fucking nothing anybody can punch through a piece of fucking fine china 10 boards like the video of you think i'm gonna win and subscribe if you think they're gonna win subscribe come

Nick can you please shut the fuck up fucking pixie anyways everybody subscribe so i can pass zong this is my roommate zong and he thinks he had the world's biggest mouth song what the fuck is this look at this fucking glizzy gobbler is taking a lot of meat i don't think so so today let's see he can fit more hot dogs in the Well, of course the fucking gay man's gonna do it. Rith, you're being offensive. I'm just stating the facts, motherfucker. Oh, that's one.

Oh, three. What? Tong, why do you do this shit? Do you realize how many jokes I can make right now? About your fucking pickle puffin ass? Nine for the way. Okay, I'm fucking done. This shit is getting too gay for me.

Everybody's subscriber fucking pass away. We just got a new roommate. Dude, everybody knows that's Topper Gill. Who else in this world wears a size small and wears a pearl neck? Fucking idiot. Wait, Popper Jill? Hey, I saw you were looking for a new roommate. Oh, yeah, baby.

Oh, look at these two fucking retards, you night. They're totally not going to do any dumb shit together. This place is awesome. What should we do? Why do we prank my other roommates? Let's do it. I think I saw someone walking in the house earlier. It's only us living here.

Who's that behind you, then? Yep, fucking knew it. We already had dumb f*** one and dumb f*** two. Now we just got the fucking Dr. Seuss in this. Anyways, everybody's subscriber pass away. Okay, what the f f f is going on? And what the fuck is Nick in bed with Topper Gilden Big Boy? Topper, wake up, look.

What? You pee on the bed. Oh no, so please don't tell anybody. I'll do anything. Topper, do you actually believe you pissed the bed? But then again, Topper, you look like a bed pisser. Anything? I'll do anything. First, you have to wash my boss. What?

Oh, easy, let's do it. I knew you mufuckers were gay from the start. You doing so well, Tomper? Okay, so what's next? Yeah, still gay as f***. Next, I have to help someone in me by giving them $100. Yeah, I can do that. Topper, you know you don't want to.

You don't look happy when you give to the poor. That's why you gotta be told to do it. Anyway, subscriber fucking pass away. They just made the worst decision of their entire life. Wait, what the fuck is this? Zong Topper Guild and Nick Lamow all in this same video. Oh, ho fucking kill me. This is Zong and Nick, and together they have over 53 million subscribers.

To be honest, Topper, I don't know either. How do these guys have over 50 million? I'm only at two. Everybody subscribe. This is fucking bullshit. And I only have 21 million. I am super jealous and want to steal all of their subscribers. Okay, Topper, but doing that stupid shit ain't gonna do anything.

You might actually have to use your brain. Holy shit. My plan? Print out an official contract for a song and Nick to sign. To transfer me their YouTube channel. Well, that's just fucking stupid. Okay, thanks, boys. You guys have just officially transferred me your guys' YouTube channels.

Wait, how? Never mind, you guys are even more retarded. Anyways, everybody's subscriber fucking pass away. Skippity toilet or your dad. Because I haven't seen him in 15 years Oh Zong, to be honest, I'm not surprised If I was your dad, I would have left your fucking ass a long time ago Pizza or your dad

What, that is so hard? Bro, how is that even difficult? How the fuck is Pizza Hut better than your dad? Pizza Hut is the shoo-nees pizza. His toes or your dad. I don't need those toes, I have yours. What did he say? Cat, that's what I'm fucking saying.

You have her toes, we, mufk. Transformers or your dad. Um, my dad, I really want to meet him. He's balls. Or your dad. Oh, I do like balls. Okay, I've heard enough. Everybody subscriber fucking pass away.

I'm the worst boyfriend ever. Let me explain. Dog, you don't need to explain shit. I already know you're the worst boyfriend that ever fucking live. All I know it's time for me to get cat, baby. Me and my girlfriend, cat, I have been dating for almost two years now. Wait, whoa! Ficking years you guys been dating.

Nah, that's like two years too fucking many. And she still doesn't believe that I know everything about her. Well, so long the thing is you don't. Maybe you should know that she doesn't fucking love you. I got seven mill raising your girlfriend. Of course she's gonna choose me over you. So today we're gonna find out. What do I love the most? Uh food? Correct. Wait, what about me? Damn cat. That's fucking unfortunate. I guess you got no other choice, Cat. Hit me up on IG baby,

Adritha Zha. I just made his dreams come true. Let me explain. His song never do that shit again. And motherfucker, aren't you like five foot four? My hand is bigger than your your fucking skull. Why are you that fucking short in playing basketball? This is my best friend thing. Song, I would not put it past you. His fruity ass look like your best friend he's obsessed with slime a grown man into slime and toddler Nick you're 20 years old slime is for kids man shit you ass whoa whoa holy fucking shit in the moon ass crack I just hear a song video swear when did you drink come true someone pinch me uh rinaldo you get to me ronado ew who the f f f f is this you're fucking haram ass inside

fucking disgusting stepping out wearing that shit this is my best friend zong and he loves rinado i think zong likes rinaldo a little too much be gay as f f f f***. He even loves Renato more than me. Oh yeah, no shit. What the fuck loves you when you're dressing like that? So I decided to DM Renato and he said he was surprised Zong. What's up, Zong? Big fan of your work. Let's play soccer. This shit fake as fuck. You really think he would say soccer? Ronaldo would say football. This conversation is bullshit.

No, Zong, you wouldn't mean Renato? How? Look why he texted me? I'll do anything. Anything? Anything? All do anything. Please break up with cats. Tint are gay as fuck for Renato. I will gladly take an Asian girlfriend. I know, I know, I fucking said it.

You want the burger? No, it's okay. If you don't want the burger, I'll take yours as well. Hey, let's know what I meant! Hey, I'm Zong, you're a fucking demon. God literally gave you a 10 out of 10 woman and this is how you treat her. Shouldn't be fucking surprised. Okay, okay, do you want the fries?

Of course, I want the fries. Thank you, mommy. Hey, stop! Well, to be honest, Kat, you did that to yourself. If you thought this fat would not eat all your food, you're stupid. Okay, ask me one more question. I bet you this apple that you can't trick me. Cat, are you fucking retort? fucking retarded. You really thought that was an apple.

Fucking idiot. I finally got a dad. Yeah, and the sky is fucking green. Let me explain. This is my girlfriend, Katz Dad. Wait a fucking second. This man is Katz Dad? Cat's Dad, if you're watching this,

please can I have your fucking blessing? Please can I have your blessing. And today, I'm going to steal him from her. So I have made the ultimate plan to steal him. First, I bought Cats Dad a giant TV because all dads love to watch TV. For real, dads love watching TV. If they're a fat fucking brainwashed loser, Oh my god, the Eagles and Ravens football game.

What the fuck up? Next, I bought some of the best coffee because dads love to drink coffee. Why the fuck does cat's dad need coffee? You're not doing shit, you're watching fucking TV. What is that sh** eat caffeine for? Fucking loser. I just made my biggest mistake. Oh god, Zong, what did you do?

Please tell me you broke up with cat. Please let it be my fucking chance. You may be wondering why I'm hiding and that is because someone scary is after me. Zong, you think that guy is scary? He's literally the Chinese. chef boy r d you're so fucking pathetic oh where is this guy okay jackie chan calm the down shut the fuck up nerd and he's even asking my girlfriend to help him where zong bring up to me zong must have done something really bad because why else would he be getting changed yeah cat you're right

jong is a really bad person that's why you should break up with it i'll take care of you baby as long as you need please spider wait so if zong has to hold a giant spider why was there mr beast over Is there something between you and Mr. Beast I don't know about? Oh, that's song, you have to hold a spider. Are you serious guys? Zong, quit your fucking whining. How do I have to hold this spider? Shut the fuck up.

To hold a spider. Oh, what do I do? What do I do? He's falling. I can't believe I'm doing this. The one time Zong finally breaks character. I guess I'll break character too. Zong, you're a very brave human being and I salute you for it. Spiders.

I'm about to surprise me with a Bucati. No way. Zong's gonna get a Bucati. Ain't like he deserves it though. This is my roommate. What the f f f*** are you doing? Why are you shaking your legs like that? Makes me what a fucking... He loves baghati.

Because it's the world's most expensive car. So today, let's surprise him with a bagadi. Dude, why are you so excited? It's not even your car. Also, get rid of your nails. What the fuck is trying to be expressive. It looks like... Don't make the same mistake I did.

Ambergeny or a baguadi? Ah, baguio, of course, is more expensive. Bro, does Zong think it's Christmas? Bro, is looking like a walking mistletoe. Man, both the other fucking clown world's I can't believe I did this. Well, Zong, you did it. You wasted a ton of fruit punch for no reason.

Calling your fucking Topper Guild. My dad left me when I was five years old, and recently, I've been missing him a lot. Well, if your dad left you, there has to be a good reason. And Zong, it's pretty obvious why. I would have also left your bummed years ago. Left you in the fucking abortion clinic. And one day, I got a letter from my dad saying, I'll only visit you once you hit 30 million subscribers.

Well, that's not gonna fucking happen. Motherf-f- is only at 25 mil. At this rate, I'm gonna catch up to you, Zong. You need a lock in, P-Tee. And right now I have 25-miller subscribers, but I really wanna see him. Well, too f-f-in bad. But the time you reach 30 mil, I'm gonna be at 50. And by then, you won't have a dad or a girlfriend.

Because she's gonna be all mine, baby. She just made her worst decision. Oh no, Zong, what did Kat do? Did she break up with you, boy, I f***. Let me explain. This is my favorite toy that I got when I was five years old. And you still act like your five-f-f- F-in years old.

And today I lost it. Because my girlfriend cat sold it for some Doritos. F-c-cuh, fucking nasty. Torritos are disgusting. Cat-hawky, do that to me. Because Doritos are so delicious. You want some? No!

I agree, Zong. Fuck you, fuck you, cat. I just call someone breaking into my house. Well, Zong, why are you just standing there? Go out there and fucking kill them. For the past week, I would notice my stuff going missing. Great job, Scooby-Doo. You crack the fucking case.

Your stuff is going missing. Maybe somebody stole your shit. I would leave something on the table, and by the time. I'm back, it would be gone. Well, Zong, that is how you steal something. You better watch your back or I'll steal your f*** girl too. Who is that?

I think that's my roommate, James. Now tell me the truth. Well, the reason I was taking your stuff is so I could sell them and get you a birthday gift. James, you're such a shh friend. If somebody did that shit to me, I'd beat the f' out of them. Anyways, this next part is crazy. Yo, Nick, can you keep it? I love fucking up.

Nick, can you please shut up? Why do you wake up every day and think, hmm, I'm gonna be a walking tumor today? Shut up, you f-groomed. Just ruin my jacket! No, Nick, the jacket actually ruined you. The jacket looks like sh-be-happy, it got f***ed up. James, catch and keep it. Oh, I'm a sucker, let's go.

Bro, it's called football. No, isn't it's called sucker? It's called football. I'm Portuguese, by the way. Who I reckon juggle the most was a thousand odds. Goal out. Oh, let's go. Oh.

Ah! Sikin loser. Anyways, this next part is stupid. I just did something. really bad to my boyfriend. You know what, Cat, good. I hope he breaks up with you. So that you and me, Cat, can be together forever, baby.

This is my boyfriend Zong, and he loves water. No way, Cat, he likes water. It's almost like our body needs it to fucking live. Cat, you were such a genius. That's why I love you, baby. So when he was sleeping, I took his wallet. First off, Kat, that's not a wallet. Second off, Zong, you is rinked.

Casually sleeping with thousands of dollars. I would do something like that. And while all of the waters at the store. James, can't use the Zazong please? No! If you do, everyone watching, we'll press subscribe! No, I don't think I will. Anyways, this next part is crazy.

Uh-oh-oh Kendi! Bro, who the fuck are you? You just beat the shit out of Zong, I fucking love you. Yeah! Never mind, I take that back. Yeah! Shut the fuck up, Pixie!

Here's for candy! Oh, oh... Bro, that shit is not sour. Motherfuck it just took a whole acid trip. It is Zong into edibles? Oh, Fingers? Zong, what kind of fucking fingers are you looking at? Your hands probably look like fucking Jack Horner.

What a good boy am I! Shut the fuck up, Zong. Whoever you are, I fucking love you. Zong. This is my roommate Zong. And he hates his birthday. Yeah, I hate my birthday, too. Everybody pretends they like me.

It's pretty fucking cringe. And his birthday is literally next month. Holy shit, it's in March? My birthday is March 1st. So let's give him the best birthday ever. Oh, it was you that pied him? Never mind. Fuck you.

Anyway, subscribe. My roommate Zong. Your roommate Zong is a fucking loser. the shhkest gritty I've ever seen. It's the laziest person in the entire world. He never exercises. Oh, I know he doesn't fucking exercise. Look at this photo of him.

You call that sh**k an exercise? And he always lays down. He even eats in his bag. Oh, what the fuck? Yeah, anyway, subscribe. I'm close to a mill. This is my roommate Zong, and he's kind of done. Holy shit, this is breaking news.

This is a code red. Zong is fucking stupid. I repeat. I repeat Zong is fucking retarded. Nick, have you seen my phone. I can't find it anywhere. Oh, Zong, you're so fun. It's actually in your right hand, Zong?

Shut the fuck up. And he's always doing the weirdest stuff. Well done, Zong. You're wasting fucking food. I wouldn't be just like you when I grow up. Fucking idiot. I asked you guys for 10,000 likes and I'll DM Zong's girlfriend. And you guys did it.

In a fucking day. All right, let's riz up Zong's girlfriend. Katrina Buneo. Oh yeah, baby. Obviously got to hit her with the follow, of course. All right, we are now in the messages with Kat Buneo. Are you little Cesar's? Because you're hot and I'm ready.

I know, I know I got the best fucking Riz And now because I'm trying to Riz Zong's girlfriend A simple pickup line is not gonna do it So I also showed her my hot dance mood Check this shit now Kahn, let me get a baby My crow bouncing Everybody comment W Riz

This is my boyfriend Zong That's right, he's your boyfriend He shouldn't be though I'll show you a man baby And he's always wanted a baby Cat you could be my baby But you play a fucking game I'm sick at this bullshit

You Zon So today, let's... Oh, fuck. So, can I get the baby now? No, now you have to take you shopping. Okay. I love shopping. I love you.

I love you. Now, give me my baby. Okay, fine. Take off your boys. Oh. I know, Zog, it's bullshit. You gotta break up with her. Seriously, break up with her.

Break up with her. Please. Oh, mystery box? Hey, fuck you, Zong. Your girl's better than you anyways. Do you want the big box or the small box? It says Gucci. Pick the big one.

I want the small one. The fuck are you doing? Reverse psychology dump. Hey. Ooh Nothing. Well, if you chose the big box, you could have $10,000. Yep, yep, I'm always fucking right.

What? The bigger the better. I agree. Size always matters. Oh, uh, soap painting? Huh? Ooh. I made you a painting.

Why is her nose so big? You can smell money across the fucking globe. Hey, yeah. I need to eat some French fries. Never mind. What? Oh, get fucking rejected. Hey my line, baby.

I love you. Your dad or a baby. I'm a baby because I want to be a good. Daddy. You're gonna be a good daddy. Is that why 22 mil parentless kids watch you? Tong, you're just a replacement, not a dad. PS5 or a baby. Um, that is so hard. And that's why you shouldn't be a dad. And the PS5 is dog shit. The Game Boy is the ghost. Fuck you. Me or baby. Um, baby, of course. But I can also be your baby. Yeah. You're not gonna have a baby without an incubator. Cat, I can help you with that, by the way. Hit my line, baby.

Banana or baby. Um, this is way too small. You speaking from personal experience? Money. or baby baby baby give it to me nah you want a baby but you fucking death grip it you sound like a fucking teradactyl super blue prank on my boyfriend hmm hmm hmm baby all right tongue whoever can open the jar first win oh god there's the way you're gonna win against me yeah girl you're not gonna win you're a woman who the fuck are you i'm a man i'm a f***in macho so i'm open this wait why is this possible i don't know why it's so odd boys watch this wait what easy Damn, your grip is something. It's really good for opening jars.

For opening jars. I'll dance, damn, man with my... Tong, what the f f*** are you doing? You're dancing is sh-year than Tommy in it. And that's very hard to beat. Oh, oh, huh. A-boh! You're so fucking hot.

How did Zong get with you? That baby, I am not a... Push me to the head! All my friends are dead! If I were your friend, I would want to be dead too. Because what the fuck is your channel? It smells like shit. No kind.

I don't know. I don't speak with Nal. Yo, bro, what the f f-you're talking to me? A Portuguese boy. You can't be talking about the pork and cheese. Fuck you. Song! Floors lava!

Was bro talking to the lucky charms? Bro's hearing voices in his head. Where'd I go? Where'd I go? Oh! What the phone? I'm gonna fool! Oh!

Holy shit! That was so funny. I got a fucking six-pack by laughing so hard. Nick, the floor... Pops. Watch your head. Floors lava. Oh.

I'm safe. You might be safe, but those converses aren't fucking safe. Clean your shoes. They look like. Dong, if you can hold it for three seconds, everyone watching will press subscribe. No, they won't. Sub to me, baby. Last play hiding sink.

I bet you won't be able to find me. Oh, yeah, no shit, I'm not going to find you. This frame has more colors than the pride flag. I'm cheating. I want to hide somewhere around these guys, close your eyes and do not cheat. Don't tell me what the fucking do. I'm going to cheat. You can call me a swinging ex-girlfriend.

Give me three seconds. Here we go. All right, guys, here we go. It's been three seconds. I can see you. Look at me. I'm so fucking smart. Don, do you know if you throw something behind the magic chair, you'll get a better item back?

What? No way, let me try it. Holy shit, really? Song, you should throw back a gallon of milk. Your dad might come back with it. I got my AirPods right here. Here we go. Oh, you're the Apple AirPods, bro. Shut the hell up.

Ah! Tom, what is that? Kat, this is my life savings. Take a look. This is all my money. Wait, that's all the money you have. Bro, what have you been spending your money on? You have 20 million subs.

The f***. Come on, go on. Go on. What thing happening. Oh, I get it now. Dong is trying to evade taxes. You're so smart. Zong, the IRS.

My boyfriend Zong. Zong, what happened to you? Are you taking too much estrogen? Loves coffee. But there's just one problem. Whenever he drinks coffee, he never sleeps at night. Holy shit. It's almost like that's the function of coffee.

You keep you awake. Actual idiot. Today we're going to stop him from drinking coffee. Wait, is he dipping the burger in coffee? We have to stop him now. Yeah, that's a crime and a half. Subscribe so Zong can finally sleep forever. Oh my God.

But you just cut money in half. Isn't he facing money illegal? Zong, you're going to jail, buddy. Dude, he caught your money. He did. He's my $100 bill. Oh my gosh, $100 bill? You guys take a shit and make $100.

I don't want to hear it. Are you seriously? Yo, my phone now. Yeah, this is my phone. Zong, why are you being such a loser? And is that a fat Zong behind you? Is this the Asian sumo wrestler version of you? I could probably kick his ass.

Subscribe if you think I can kick his ass. Today, I had to unlock his ass. of my life. Well yeah, of course your day's gonna be unlucky. You jumped in a pool, you idiot. Because I saw a black cat. You say cats are unlucky? Then I must have broke the cycle. You're gonna call my channel growth unlucky? According to ancientness, if you see a black cat, apparently, you'll get bad luck for three years. Hey, Zong, you feeling a little unlucky? We'll like to give Zong bad luck. Today, I caught someone chasing my boyfriend Zon. Well, today, you should delete your channel.

What happened? I don't know if this angry chef is trying to chase me. What? Why are you guys making this stuff? Aren't you guys like adults? Don't you guys have taxes to pay? Zong must have done something really bad. So let's go find out what he did.

I need to figure out how the f f feng ended up with you. Choddy, hit my line. No, Angry Chef, what did Zong do? Yesterday when Zong was eating pizza, he put pineapple on top. What the fuck? Crucify him. Today, someone really suspicious was at our door. Well, then what are you doing?

If he's on your property, go outside and beat him up. Just do a little skitt-d-d-d- And my boy. friend Zong was trying to hide from them. Tong, what the hell are you doing? Get in the house and protect your girl. Song, what are you doing? Why are you hiding in the closet? Cat, I'm too scared. Why the hell are you being such a loser?

And why are you scared of a chef? Are you even a man? Did your fucking ass get neutered? Zong, you can't keep hiding. Yes, I can. Pussy! My boyfriend Zong is the saddest boy ever. Why the hell is Zong sad?

That's not a trait of a man. Break up with him immediately. I'll show you what a real man is. And that's because he doesn't have a dad. You're just walking into the judge. joke at this point. Look, if everyone watching Chris is subscribing the next three seconds,

they get two old kids in that door. No way! Dude, why would I want to subscribe? Him without a dad is funnier. God, I don't think I have a dad. You don't have a daddy. Fuck you. Don, why are you crying?

My girlfriend went missing, and I have no idea where she is. If I were your girlfriend, I would leave too. I don't know where my girlfriend is. Shut the hell up, you, baby. Don't be sad. At least you have me. Nick, you know I don't care about you.

Yeah, Nick, you're a dude. Zong can't be sleeping with other men. That would be gay. Today, someone scary was at our door. Well, what the fuck are you doing? Go outside and beat his ass. And it turns out, my boyfriend Zong was hiding from the dentist. So if the dentist can see a hidden camera,

but not some fucking Asian guy in a blanket. Fucking Riton. Tell me where Zong is! Alright, if everyone watching press a subscribe in the next three seconds, you will here. No, he won't. Fuck you. Ah! I got you. And this is why you should brush your teeth.

Ah! How does this guy have 20 million? and sub. You parents are shit at raising kids. Zong, why are you crying? My girlfriend went missing and I have no idea where she is. If I were your girlfriend, I would leave too. I don't know where my girlfriend is. Shut the hell up, you baby.

Don't be sad. At least you have me. Nick, you know I don't care about you. Yeah, Nick, you're a dude. Zong can't be sleeping with other men. That would be gay. Today, someone scary was at her door. Well, what the fuck are you doing? Go outside and beat his ass.

And it turns out my boyfriend Zong was hiding from the dentist. So if the dentist can see a hidden camera, But not some fucking Asian guy in a blanket? Fucking retard. Tell me where Zong is! Alright, if everyone watching press to subscribe in the next three seconds, we won't here. No, he won't. Fuck you. Ah, how's that in on here?

I got you guys! And this is why you should brush your teeth. Ah! How does this guy have 20 million subs? You parents are shit at raising kids. Anyways, the mystery word I want you to comment is Pineapple. If you are the first person to comment Pineapple, then I will send you your money. So now that you know what the mystery word is, go comment.

This is my girlfriend cat. Recently, she got a pet cat, and because of that, she never spends time with me anymore. Wait a minute, you two fuckers got a pet cat. I know that my avatar's a cat, but I don't even like cats. Personally, I'm team dogs, baby. So today, I'm gonna get my own pet cat. First, I grab my laptop. Next, I search all over the internet until I found this.

A free cat. Zong, why does that cat look like he's high out of his fucking mind? I mean, look at this motherfucker. He's higher than a kite. Are you guys ready to see my new cat? Three, two, one, two, it's a nice pussy. Just getting fuck you. Everybody subscribe, let's get four mil.

iPhone 15 or make a channel with me. Easy, iPhone 15. Yeah, to be fair, I think anybody would choose an iPhone 15. Imagine making a channel with Topper Guild of all people. What a waste of fucking time. My sister, or make a channel with me? Your sister's to look good. You're telling me you would rather choose a woman that has more plastic than Kim Kardashian.

Or for making a channel with top her fucking guilt. To be fair, Zong, you would at least be making some money. My balls or make a channel with me. Easy, I love your balls. Ha ha ha, Zong, you're so funny, dude! I'm gonna fucking kill myself! Everybody subscribe to me, let's make our sub-gap even bigger. Pink is better!

No, blue is better. Bro, could somebody get Lil Bill and off-brand pink guy off my fucking screen? Audience, please realize they're only saying pink and blue because it's the most popular colors. Guys, everybody comment your actual favorite color. This is my best friend chat, and he loves the color blue. But I think pink is way better than blue. Okay, Zong, that's cool.

but who actually gives a fuck. So today, we're gonna figure out which color's better. Blue! How the fuck is this gonna better any of our lives? Guys, everybody subscribe if this video was fucking useless. So guys, Topper Guild is getting fucking desperate. My name is Topper. And I'm trying to start a second channel with my best friend Zong.

And I think today, he is finally going to do it. Well, Zong and Topper, you guys better count your fucking days. It's only a matter of time before I roast every last fucking video you guys have. While I was spying on him, I noticed he was being suspicious. So I followed him. He's at the store. Maybe he's getting stuff for our second channel. Bro, why the fuck are you whispering so fucking loud?

Dude, even Helen Keller's deceased ass can hear you right now. Zong, are you getting stuff for our second channel? No, I'm just thirsty. Yeah, that's right, Zong fucking tuck yo talk. Yo guys, everybody subscribe. Do not let these guys pass me in subs. I'm a better mom. No, I'm the better dad.

Bro, there ain't no fucking way. This man's about to be a dad. I can't even imagine Zong doing the whoopee with anybody. This is my boyfriend Zon. and he thinks he can take care of kids, but I don't think so. So today we're gonna see if Zong can babysit kids. Yeah, Kat, that was probably the biggest mistake of your fucking lie. You try to make your already childish boyfriend to take care of a fiend.

Girl, is you fucking stupid? Ow, it's time to wait for the kid to come. Then finally, someone knocked on the door. And you won't believe what this kid did to me. Wait, what are you doing? I mean, at least there was a top-or video on screen. Guys, everybody subscribed so I can pass Zong. Guys, this is the dumbest argument.

it ever. Red is better. No blue is better. This is my best friend, Chad. Okay, who the f***ed invited little bill to the video? But seriously, nobody gives the fuck about your colors. If you really think your favorite color's red, I'll make your fucking ass red. He thinks the color blue is the best color. But I don't think so. To these motherfuckers hear me, I said I didn't give a shit about your color. Shout out to black people. Shout out to white people. I have a dream. Talk today, we're going to figure out which colors better. Mine. Number one, who tastes better? Dude, I think the last thing I want to do is know what you taste like. Guys, I can't believe this motherfucker I got 30 mil subscribers.

Everybody please subscribe so I can pass this idiot. This is my girlfriend cat, and she loves claw machines. Yes, Zong, we fucking get it. It's her girlfriend, cat, and she likes stupid shit. Seriously, how many fucking times are you going to do this video? Guys, this is literally every song video. This is my girlfriend, crimp-and she doesn't want to show her face. Because she's really, really insecure.

Crimson, why do you not want to show your face? Because I don't want to. Aw. Rith, I'll only show you my face if you do this one challenge. Wait, what kind of challenge do I have to complete? Rith, I'll only show you my face once you come back with the milk. Oh, okay. So now I had to stealthly break into somebody's house and get the milk I needed.

And after trying really hard, I managed to get the milk. Let's go surprise her. I got the milk you wanted now. Show your face. I'm not going to show my face. What else do I have to do? I'll only show my face and everybody that watches this video, likes and subscribe. Like and subscribe.

Today was the worst day of my life. because of this button. Dude, what the fuck does the button even do? If that button makes me subscribe to your channel, then it's fucking horrible. Let me explain. Today, when I woke up, I heard loud bang at the door. So like any normal person would do, I rush through the door. Song, you run like such a fucking pussy.

I guarantee that's how you run away from me when I talk about your girl. Oh fucker, you just wait until I see your ass in VidCon. And I found this mystery button in front of my house. I wonder what it does. Should I touch it? Dude, the only thing you're touching is another fucking dude. That's crazy. You're under the sheets with another hairy man.

Yo, everybody subscribe if Zong is zesty. Soda or coffee. Coffee all the way, boy. Me or coffee. Sorry, Zong. Coffee all the way. Bro, what the fuck is this fruit booty shit? I've never seen anybody glazed coffee this fucking bad.

Oh, coffee. Like, shut the fuck up. Mr. Beast or coffee. I do like Mr. Beast, but coffee. Sorry, Mr. Beast. Primey or coffee. I don't even like primy, coffee. Bro, are you like that fucking sleep deprived?

bro like holy shit can you calm the f*** down donalds or coffee i love coffee sir coffee coffee coffee coffee fuck starbucks or coffee what even is starbucks coffee are you fucking retarded yo everybody subscribe if you have a brain cell dude when the f f f did you think that was a good idea three seconds in the video and you're like oh i'm a touch daddy's ass today Fucking weird ass. You peed on the bed. Oh, don't tell anyone, okay? Okay, how the fuck are you being convinced you peed the bed? Because this motherfucker thinks he pees out of his ass?

I'm gonna tell him on. What's what? Wait a minute, a yo. Hey, yo, shut the fuck. Okay, Dad, you have to complete three really hard missions, and I won't tell you. I'll do anything. First, you have to play with my ball.

What? You had three seconds to pop my balls. Go! Yep, yep, I'm fucking done with this Alabama shit. Guys, let's get me to 4 mil. Guys, this is the funniest shit I've ever seen. So there's this is this. YouTuber called Zong and I genuinely think he's a pimp.

Anyway, Zong has a girlfriend called Kat and she's featured in his videos pretty often. And I just gotta say some of these thumbnails, I really got a question. To start things off, you know, it's an underwater thumbnail. Everybody is, you know, underwater. It makes, it makes sense. But then you start getting into thumbnails like this one, this one, and this one. Like, bro, she's at a fucking car lot. Why does she have to be in a bikini around money?

This one also doesn't make sense. Why the fuck is she in a green bikini in the Antarctic inside of ice? And by the way, if you combine these titles with these videos, they don't make fucking sense at all. This thumbnail was titled $1 hotel versus million dollar hotel. That $1 isn't even a fucking hotel. It's just an ice cube. In this other video, it doesn't even need a fucking explanation. You can put two and two together.

Listen, Zong, if you're going to pimp out your girlfriend in the thumbnail, at least make it make sense. But yeah, these thumbnails are crazy. Zong, what the fuck are you doing?