Sad Boyz - Amazon Tricked Everyone

Episode Date: April 6, 2024

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Welcome to sad boys a podcast about feelings and I made it more when I said feelings it was a little aggressive so I think it threw Jacob off. Yeah, it's like I guess some people sneeze when yeah, when light changes some people's he's feeling sensitive. No, but we worked with somebody who had that i miss uh making casual office friends because like most still most of my closest friends right i've actually lived outside of sf longer than i live there at this point but it was like you know establishments almost like uh school friends felt so new right but i miss the friends that you get along with you'll do an office game night or something but you don't you're not quite at the level where you're obliged

to maintain it outside of work right you have the hours per week the real estate to grab a drink twice a week with a couple different people or you just like leave the office and walk somewhere yeah and then there's somebody that's like really fun but they're married or something and they're like not trying they're like i have to take a train back to sacramento after this that's a three hour yeah one person in particular one person doing an extremely necessary like the only person doing it uh shout out to that person helping me in the aforementioned lawsuits that I was in last episode. But we're back.

The boys are back. And they're on attack. Jesus. Is that why you did it aggressively? So watch yourself. Because I couldn't say watch your back because I already rhymed back with back. Or I'll smack, I'll kill you.

Or I'll smack that ack. i'm not good with rhymes what about i'll kill you okay that's close bang in that it doesn't rhyme it's more of like an abc rhyme where nothing connects to each other and then like maybe i go in with a d dead that's what you'll be yeah more like an alphabet like an acrostic poem um you know about that song where lil wayne raps the alphabet yeah it's awesome it's so funny that that uh you i presumably seen those clips where he's just chatting to eminem being like yeah i also have to google my lyrics yeah because i don't remember what there's also stuff where they play lil wayne lyrics and he goes I said that? Damn that's good No A B C D E F G H I J

K L M N O P W X Y Z Z top Me and Drizzy both wrote On detox Actually the lyrics If I Said L What's next in the alphabet?

M. There's some areas that, is it because of L-M-N-O-P? Because for most letters I have to go through. I wish I learned the alphabet frontwards and backwards because then my life would be easy. Here, let me just do the alphabet backwards. Z. You can just do it forwards and then rewind z x y w

u v no i'm starting to go forwards again fuck v u w um why did we have w and u that seems unnecessary yeah w as in some languages yeah did you you did you do remember the song here right like uh yeah it's like a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p that's actually bars though when they go element of here like oh shit we get like the 16th notes the scene in amadeus where he's like reading Mozart's triad. It's perfect. These are first drafts. They really popped off for L of NOP. We don't talk about that enough. I realized the other day we learned, at least when we did the French alphabet,

we learned it in like, I don't know. Military. Like, I'll be saying. Oh, that's funny. I only know French numbers from Hamilton. That's where they're from. When I was in eighth grade, we learned a... You know the song, I've Been Everywhere, Man?

By like, what is it, Johnny Cash or something? I think he at least does a version of it. He does a version. It's like an old song. I've been going a bunch of places. There's i want to shout out dr morris my eighth grade history teacher who still sends me messages on facebook wishing me birthday he does it to everybody russell too that's cute and he's sweet like uh no he retired a while ago he beat cancer i think russell got to see him recently like he still like keeps up with alumni but he would um he was also he's

also like would show us videos where he was on like a game show like in his 20s it was like a really old game show but he would have us like if we wanted to for like extra credit we could memorize like i remember for extra credit i memorized like i've been everywhere man like the i've been to reno chicago fargo minnesota toronto windsor sarasota wichita you know like like what like because i'm gonna remember song lyrics so even that but i don't remember where it goes from that from there is there like one place in each state or something i think it's literally just like it's kind kind of random. Just like a random song. But a really fun song that I remember from the eighth grade

is about the Battle of New Orleans by a guy named... Wait, can you Google the Battle of New Orleans? But song. I'll tell you now. I'll tell you the lyrics that I remember, but I just don't remember the... Johnny Horton, yeah.

All right. Here he goes. In 1814, we took a little trip along with Colonel Jackson down the mighty Mississippi. We took a little bacon and we took a little beans and we fought the bloody British in a town in New Orleans. Stop singing it. That's all our guns in the British. No, it's not as many as there was a while ago. You would lose if you tried.

We would use my eyes closed. We would use our... See, I had my eyes closed. We'd use our superior British might. We fired once more and they began to run and down the Mississippi, near the Gulf of Mexico. We looked down the river and we see the British come

and there must have been a hundred of them beating on the drums. We do have a lot of drummers. You know, that might be why we lost. That was my, like, Kendrick Lamar Drake diss. Wait, I... That was my like that verse, was the Battle of New Orleans. Yeah, and there is no top three, just the top you.

Yeah, exactly. And it's America. It's so funny that we lost. It's just so... That's actually the British Empire in general is just hundreds and hundreds upon thousands of years of going somewhere, pwning, just taking it. And then a modicum of resistance happens and we go, I'm just fucking gay.

Jesus. Oh my God. I didn't realize it was so serious. Someone's being dramatic. King George will be hearing about this. He is what? Oh, no. They did what to the tea? Oh, goodness.

Go and get it, little swam. They swam home. That's so funny that we had a war. Yeah. It's a war. It's a war. Revolutionary war. Does it still feel like there's conflict between you two? I know. I was thinking about that. That's kind of what this podcast is about. It's about hashing out centuries

old beef. Let's put an end to the war. Now. You know, we do like a handshake. Or a bunch of gunfire stops in the distance. It's like the Michael Scott meme where he's like, he's got the like mullet.

We should hand out little awards like the dundies the saddies yeah the saddies for the baddies the saddies for the baddies you tell i didn't sleep i'm delirious i know i i'm always this way also um let's talk about things. How are you doing? What's up? I'm good. I've got a haircut today. So my hair is all out. I've seen a lot of comments complimenting the hair journey you've been on. Because you've, I don't know, the last six months? I feel like it's actually been like a year.

I got a, I think it's been like a year and a half or two years now oh i remember actually the curly hair journey your old place i remember you were like looking for a boy is it a problem and i still have the problem where i have i have two haircuts today because i have to get like a fade and then i also have to go to a curly hair person you cutting a decent amount no i'm just getting shape, like the sort of bringing the shape back to the way I want it because it's been, I go through these long periods of not taking care of myself. So yeah, that's coming up today, the double haircut, back-to-back, double feature.

How long is that running? On a very special episode of Jarvis' hair. That shouldn't be too long, be honest it's really just traveling um and coordinating it's in we should say it's in New York yeah you have to go to go to the Big Apple I did know somebody that only got their hair cut in a place in East London and it's a two to two and a half hour train to it. Oh, in fact, no, two and a half hours from where I was to London Paddington and then the tube to get to East London.

It was like a day. They would just go and then they would come back and be like, it's good. It's a good day. I don't know. And they would come back and be like, it's good. It's a good haircut. I don't know. I get it, though, because you get used to what you want. And then you don't want to have to start that process from scratch again.

I mean, I've been off my business. I used to just not get having access to haircut, haircut. It's a real problem. Well, you used to shave your head back in the day. When I was the bastard of hypermania. You used to be the hair shaving bastard of San Francisco. Now I neglect for a while. Bibi was helping me. She was keeping me on a regular scheduling.

And then I still feel bad and awkward. I stopped right after the last session I had, which was a great session. However, the same barbershop, there was two barbers that always work in the same shift. One of them used to be my old one, and I prefer the new one. Oh, no. Because I worked with this other one at a different shop, and then he moved to this one. Oh, and it's like, oh, shit. Oh, hey, honey honey um no it's just

oh i this is we're just watching a movie oh no it's just that i'm they're closer to the door so i figured i'll get out faster it's all about efficiency yeah i'm just kind of an efficient guy that's why i'm getting the haircuts i'm more aerodynamic what was that what was that you for i guess i'll get a haircut i I mean, while I'm here. I came for the vending machine. Literally last time I went there, he did. The guy was just like, oh, do you have, are you coming in now? Did you book me?

I was like, oh, there's, was she free on the, oh, I think my assistant booked him. Yeah, I just tapped on the app is there an app there's like no you have to call and request right i tapped in the call i tapped in the call i did the um i did i just got distracted and i did it in the sound of the battle of new orleans you're familiar now here's how it goes um it was bad because at the time the war was still going on. It was before we fixed it. I barbering is such a funny thing because I had,

have I ever talked about my barber who believed in aliens and said the N word to me? Not a black guy. That does sound very familiar. I know I've told people about it, but I don't know if I were talking about the podcast. I do have a new barber so i can i can i can say this because different slurs yeah completely different slurs only the funny ones shout out shout out christina mac the old barber who will not be named literally like i walk in and he's watching Joe Rogan. Respect. And I'm like, okay. And then he has a bunch of...

This is a thing where when I first started seeing him, he was working in a barbershop where he couldn't... It was a recommendation from a friend when I first moved to LA. Joe Rogan. Actually, speaking of Mac, it was Mac Does It. Oh. And I was like, a friend of the show, Mac Does It. And I was like, Mac, do you have a barber recommendation?

And he was like, yeah, go to this guy. And so I went. And then I think they were working in a barber shop. And so they didn't have a lot of their own decoration or anything like that. Right, OK. But then they went independent. They got their own spot. And then I went.

And they were watching a bunch of alien documentaries. They were watching an alien documentary about people who'd been abducted and they were telling their stories or whatever. And then I looked around his office, which now he has solo, so he can kind of go wild. Moved out of your parents' house to college, Fight Club posters on the wall. Exactly, exactly. So instead of a Fight Club poster, it's like a Alvin calvin it's a calvin alien which i call an alvin um it was a calvin and hobbes-esque alien doing the pissing thing and but it's an alien and then it goes they don't think we're real

what's it pissing on um the ground it's a famous calvin and it's like a famous calvin but yeah it's like so i feel like anytime i see it in recreations it's always you know i thought it was going to be like on the american flag oh i think that there's one where it's he's just like pissing onto the ground and it's like yeah yeah but uh anyway it was an alien it wasn't calvin at all but it was kind of taking um inspiration from calvin and uh then looked at, there were like a lot. And so that was the first sticker I noticed. And then there were a bunch of stickers in that same vein, like very like cutesy, defiant aliens that are like,

people don't believe we're real. And I'm like, this is fine. You know, whatever. I'm just getting like a haircut. I don't want to debate a guy with knives. Exactly. So I should have gotten out sooner but i continue to go back and so the next time i come in um or it's like many times later i uh uh i come in and he's watching joe rogan and i'm like whatever um and then he's got like a straight razor to like my neck or something.

Sweet. Unrelated to the haircut. For the thrill. No, he's like, yeah, trimming me up. And then he's like, why do people get so upset about words? And I was like, I'm sorry. And he's like, yeah, like people, if I just say like N-word and I'm like, again, not a black guy. And I'm like again not a black guy and i'm like

the blade is at my neck and i'm listening to joe rogan you say so fact-checked and getting angry that his his own producer disagrees with him um he's arguing that if you eat enough like ox blood you should be allowed to say the slurs that are the best yeah someone someone says actually slurs are good for your colon. And Jorgen unchallengingly goes, interesting. If you're low-T, you should start Asian hate, actually. Yeah. And so it was a whole thing where I just had to be like, yeah, mm-hmm.

For sure, man. Say it again. For sure. Move the razor, please. Giving him the card. Go ahead. It's such a classic setting. People get upset for no reason.

Huh? These wokes. It's such a classic saying something because you have an answer. Like, hey, what's going on? You ever thought about airplane food? Because I actually have a bit. Or someone's like hey what's the craziest thing that's ever happened to you in saskatchewan well nothing i've never been there

oh well so for me i actually have a boy do i have a story for you yeah so it was that and then i do regret to inform that i did go back one more time after that because i was in dire need of a haircut haircut but like uh oh it's also wait this is so funny he texted me one time three videos three video attachments of a client and he and he goes uh here's a client that had his hairline fixed what and i was like oh i was like what are you trying to say my guy here's uh i found another uggo yeah it was like here's an uggo just like you and i was like what do you mean i'm not i don't i don't think i need that what do you and i didn't i like literally i posted my close friend's story i'm like is my barber like trying to like throw shade at me and then uh five minutes later he says what up bro wrong person sorry

okay that's i guess a relief of some kind i had somebody uh do that they were like this was this is when i was back in the uk i got erica there was a barbershop directly next to my building, got a little discount. And I only went there one time because the conversation, obviously, was riveting. It was about Cheltenham real estate, ka-ching. But then they lined me up like off kilter because they said it would help my hairline. And I thought maybe I was balding or something, and I wouldn't carry the weight.

But I'm not yet. Probably will. My dad, pathetic, no hair. Oh. Loser, dude. Maybe I'm low-tier. I mean, knock on wood, I might be good. I might be.

I don't think women in my family have a history of balding. I feel like we'd see a little bit of it. In fact, I have more hair than I used to have. I've heard people say it's your mother's line. So if your mother's dad is bald. So my mother's brother has all his hair. You're good to go. Okay.

For every follicle. Nine minutes later, I don't want to lose my hair. I know it's so much your hair is falling out. I do get nervous though whenever I'm like washing my hair now because I'm not used to having longer hair and you like do have hair come out and I'm like oh it's happening no it's what I deserve like it happens from the front uh my friend uh yeah haircut I'm like I'm balding what's happening fuck give it back bully uh my friend uh Dan I'll dox him you know pretty pretty rare name my sweet boy dan who uh my roommate in college he started going bald immediately was like well i'll shave my head okay so shaving his head early 20s gets to his mid-20s it's like well you know jordan now that

we're remotely playing dragon ball fighters during covid right it i've i've realized out of nowhere i think i'll get that those little dot tattoos to give you a permanent kind of short hair right or a shaved head whatever yeah yeah um three days grown out because he said getting it to that consistently it's just a pain in the ass because you do it pretty much every day or it's always it's almost like a five o'clock shadow for him right it's just back and a little longer it took like 15 sessions of just very slow pointillist tattooing i guess yeah oh i mean speaking of that was actually my barber equivalent was my very first tattooist was lovely guy.

Wife also lovely. Would hang out in the same space. Why do you know his wife? Stop. I mean, I didn't say what kind of relationship we all had together. Let's say I was getting a discount there as well. But I was. I walked in.

The other barber was there with his wife. No. He's not a tattooist you're not allowed uh yeah i was white at the time actually he was he's very talented pigmentation uh procedure it is something he did once say was that he had a client very first session getting a bunch of uh wrist tattoos he had pretty hairy wrists and he said yeah it was a jamaican guy super dark skin and when i shaved it it was white and i i you know it's happening this whole time i'm getting something like a stupid ghost or something and then he's like like that'm like, that's crazy.

You should have been like, don't make me laugh. I'm going to mess up. Don't make me freak out. It's like the Kawhi Leonard laugh. Oh dude, that was, I do miss getting those tattoos,

especially because they're very cheap, but they're also just like, it was just a hang sesh and I would just come in with a bunch of designs or ideas and then we'd just do it freehand and then at some point just be like, well, yeah, obviously something's got to be done with these vaccines.

There is a condition out there, but I know for a fact that it'll you know make your kids autistic i'm like okay oh no yeah all right that's the i actually think the worst thing about hair stuff is the conversation and i know some people love it but i'm not always in the mood and i don't know how to say like oh no i'm kind of low energy today because i don't want to be rude because it's not like we see each other all the time and so i feel like i need to like i don't mind you know a little bit of a of a gap but if it's not rolling naturally and it's a lot of small talk icebreaker questions we're inevitably getting gonna get to like so what do you do for work and i'm like oh oh boy so um do you do for work? And I'm like, oh, oh boy.

So, um, do you know, uh, like, um, Cody Carr? Yeah. Imagine that. So when Cody Carr was doing his stuff, it inspired me. You gotta lie. I, uh, said audio engineer for years. Yeah. Cause then they would ask and I'd be like, oh yeah, here are the podcast.

It was when I was doing the podcast at my old company. I'm like, here are the podcasts I worked on because I'm not in them. But now I don't. If I say YouTuber or even podcast, like when I go through TSA, I have to say, yeah, I'm sad boys with a Z. I say I'm in the process of fighting the Battle of New Orleans with Andrew Jackson. You can prove it with a song. I'm fighting a war there, babe. Yeah, what was that song I'm finding no water there babe yeah what was that

I'm finding no water there babe oh yeah I just have an accent that's under oh sorry no English I say I say in my American accent sorry no English so sorry

no English but here's my passport go ahead take a look you know a lot of very specific phrases yeah American passport I speak English in all the contexts

where I need to but unfortunately I don't have any Passport. I speak English in all the contexts where I need to, but unfortunately I don't have any of the vocabulary for this conversation. Except for the sentence right now explaining the scenario. And I'll take a peach tart, please. I have Google Translate open from English to English. And I'm like recording. I'm like, oh, okay. I see.

Yes. Do you have the U for color here? That's fucked. Aluminium. Get fucked aluminium get fuck it yeah aluminium is better aluminium is kind of cool though it's way cool aluminium aluminium sounds stronger like it would resist it feels like it's like what's wakanda's made of the black panther is cased in, or like a Wolverine skin, or Wolverine bones. Exactly. And not adamantium, aluminium.

Same number of syllables. Maybe? Adamantium. Check that shit, Jacob. I'll say yes. Jacob, type syllables, question mark. Nope, let's move on. One thing I want to talk about today that's small, very small.

So small that it doesn't exist. Next topic. There's something that I sent Jacob this morning. Let me double check what it even was because I've already forgotten it. By the way, I've still been thinking like every day how funny it would be to accuse you of sedition. What is sedition again? Like mutiny, right? Right. Or like seceding. Separating from the union union i don't know why it's just funny i just i think i had

the thought in a dream and then i just woke up i'm like accusing for doing nothing you don't do anything and then i just like you did this is sedition um so have you do you know about those amazon fresh stores uh yeah i've never been in do you know like those Amazon Fresh stores? Yeah, I've never been in. Do you know like, do you remember the big. Groceries, right? Yeah, do you know the big gimmick with them? No. It's that you could like walk out of the store, like without doing checkout,

and it would like automatically like know what you bought. Like with the, like a Uniqlo cart, that you just like dump them in the like bucket? No, like you just walk out. Wow. So it's like you steal, but it's like connected to your the like no like you just walk out wow so it's like it's like you steal but it's like connected to your amazon account so you can't steal suburban white women with a kleptomaniac are gonna love this right and it was like uh uh i know amazon bought whole foods

and so i don't i think it was like in some whole food stores as well. I'm not entirely sure. You walk out with and there's what, like a detector just scans? Well, you scan a QR code at the beginning. And then allegedly some sort of magic is happening. Like the items or something is happening. It was like kind of positioned as like AI. All right. It's kind of tight. They said there's basically cameras everywhere that can track what you're picking up and putting down.

That's good. I like that, actually. They're getting rid of it. And it turns out it was just a thousand plus Indian employees identifying items. Why? It's crazy. Why? It's crazy.

They're getting rid of it because that was found out? The Just Walk Out technology relied on more than a thousand people in India watching and labeling videos to ensure accurate checkouts. The cashiers were simply moved off site and they watched you as you shopped. What? So was it expensive or why did they stop doing this? I think they stopped doing it because it's like expensive. I think they wanted to like, if I were to guess,

if I were to put on my like, I am Amazon product lead hat, they probably wanted to start with this and then eventually remove that workforce and like replace it all with AI. But it wasn't like moving fast enough. That's a good way to develop a product, is be like, hey, imagine. What if we had it like this?

Hey, Theranos did it too. And look at them now. Everything ended up great. But they did successfully do something that I'm sure a lot of CEOs are excited about, where they outsourced a job to another country with lower pay rates and labor laws that we thought was impossible.

Like cashiers. We thought, oh, we'll always need cashiers. Right. That is funny because you're right. The CEO of Walmart is like, it's amazing. They've managed to outsource the outsourcers. They must be so disappointed that it's not the real technology that they couldn't like develop their own or something um i mean it just i'll be honest some part of me on instinct the more like because i'm sure a part of it is

like the optics of being super advanced right well i'm gonna go to amazon fresh they're gonna have the best produce because look at all the computers or something they have all the silicons so that's what means they have the best computers make good produce this apple is so much better you don't know a lot about computers this cereal is covered in numbers but it i just tastes like zeros and ones i feel like a overly technical grocery store and branding makes it less appealing because it's food i'm like oh i don't want you to well do something to make food i have a follow-up question for you how do you feel about this and i like rip off my skin and i'm a cyborg oh my god you shave it mind, don't you? I'm the slayer form. Multi-attack.

Let them bleed. Okay. How do you feel about like robotic robots, robotic robots working alongside humans at restaurants? Or what do you feel about those completely automated restaurants? Oh, like a little... Yeah, because Chipotle and the old CEO of Chipotle... The old CEO of Chipotle is starting it fully...

Well, no. They're starting a restaurant where they pay you like $25 an hour to work this fast food job, which, okay, you know, seems like a reasonable rate. But the catch is that you have to work alongside a giant robotic arm.

That's so fucking weird. And so- It can't be, the ROI is not better, right? It's about to be. Is it the investment up front? Yeah, I do feel like it's getting to the point where like Chipotle is doing a thing now where they have technology to like do a burrito bowl.

I will say like Chipotle and Taco Bell and maybe Subway, the optics of it being kind of techy doesn't bother me as much. Yeah, this is from October of last year. This is the burrito bowl robot. It's just full of microchips. So they're paying you $25 an hour, but you have to be an expert in robotics no they uh i think it's just like they're basically trying to make restaurants where they have like a couple of people working there you know how like gas stations have gotten smaller and now it's like a person in

a tiny little booth what happened to gas stations by the way this is your stand and how did they get smaller i had a flat i had a flat tire or i had a hole in my tire and um i filled up the tire so that i could drive on it the next day to go to the mechanic right and so i went to like the um little whatever uh gas station near me and and it had the little air station like tucked away in a corner where you like can't see from the street i'm like dry i'm literally i drove around the gas station going where is the air and then i like found it in the corner where's the blow zone uh where's the blow zone and then it only took quarters and so uh it took two dollars and quarters which i did not have i had a five crisp five dollar bill

i only carry hundos what can i say yeah and so i went to i was like i will try to get changed which is like a normal thing that you do in society and for this actually for using quarters yeah and so i was like hey could i like buy something and get some quarters as change and then uh but that well I wanted to do that, but then I walked up to what looked like a tiny little shoe box, you know, of a, of a store. And then I looked, I peeked in and I didn't see anybody. And I'm like, there's, where can they be? Because there's only so much, there's only so much space here. And then I like turn and I, I, it was like the first time I really looked, cause I, um, have an electric car, so I don't go to the gas station a lot. And, um, the, uh, I turned and it was just like a toilet and then the, then the gas station stuff. And I was like, this is inhumane. Like what is happening?

I need to do my laundry. They're keeping them in cages. And I was like, this is inhumane. Like, what is happening? I need to do my laundry. They're keeping them in cages. I did go to a... Not every gas station is like that, but like they're getting tinier and tinier. I went to a gas station a few days ago that I think very much genuinely think is a converted Buddhist temple.

What? It had like kind of um a unique unique architectural like bumps i don't know how to describe it like went in on the the ceiling and then up and then sideways and up kind of like that how like the vatican is curved yeah edges and a gorgeous uh ceiling-wide depiction of the bud. It was wild. And then like a big mural on the back of it. And then just, you know, some honky

behind one of those. If you want to buy a Snickers bar, you have to use that thing that they use to like transfer food to prisoners. Which is, I get because like you need to be safe. It must be the most robbed institution.

In America, like you just can't guarantee that safety. I went to a gas station recently that was like an old school type gas station that actually has like a mechanic spot. Oh, wow. People come out, they start trying to like wash your car. And you're like, no, no, no, I just need gas. They're like, well, let me pump it for you. And it's like, no, no, no.

Well, but that's interesting too, because that's similar to this where there used to be all of these jobs. There was a guy that pumped your gas for you. There was a mechanic. There was a car, a guy that would wash your car. Elevate a man. And now it's all automated, including car washes. Yeah.

So it's like a lot of those jobs don't exist anymore. What state is it? Is it New Jersey where they still have? I think Oregon does too. Okay. Where it's like legally you have to have someone else pump your gas. You're not allowed to pump your own gas. Yeah.

Are you allowed to plug in your own electric car? Good question. I don't know. Yeah. You have to hire like a BMO bot to like, I will plug in your car. It falls over. It smashes the window. Your electric

bill is going to be $9,000 and then like a card slot. I broke it. My B. Are you satisfied today? And then the sad face. His face is an iPad and it turns into, are you satisfied? Why then the sad face the face is an ipad and it turns into are you

satisfied and you can wonder why am i tipping the robot 25 by default what and then if you uh hit anything like if you tap the middle or unsatisfied he just goes are you sure because if my review is bad they will destroy me a single uh teardrop of oil comes down from the from the i-bed i can feel pain but i cannot die i am trying to support a family are you you're you're a robot you live here he's carrying a little calculator he's got a calculator in a pram please i'll be downgraded to a graphing calculator I'll become a toilet You don't want to see me become a toilet Do you?

Do you? I'm fine 25% whatever you want Thank you, come again I will live here I would like to not, I think I'm moving out of Oregon Oregon? Yeah, I don't know where it is.

Oregon? I think somewhere on the East Coast also. You have to. You're not allowed to pump your own gas. There's no Jacob is looking up where does someone have to pump your gas for you, but when he did where, I thought you were going to look up where is Oregon? Would you want to help me?

Oh. Once again, Jarvis, randomly knowing a fact. And Oregon. Side note. There are some people who say Oregon, and it drives me crazy. Oregon. Oregon is like a high fantasy name for the state.

Oregon. Another side note is that me and my sister started a list of medications that could be D&D character names. Wait, can you give us a quiz? Oh, wait. You don't have a list of both. You just have the... Well, I could come up with some. I studied improv.

There we go. David. Okay, is this a medication or a fantasy character? Okay. Are you going medication or a fantasy character? Okay. In real, are you going to name real fantasy characters or just off the dome? No, it can be off the dome. Off the dome.

I could do real. No, no, no, off the dome. I don't want to know properties. Okay. Basically, it's medication or not. Right. Okay, are you ready? I'm ready.

Vrelar. Right. Okay, are you ready? I'm ready. Vrelar. Oh. That could be like, I'm Vrelar from Highcastle. Vrelar, do you require a prescription, traveler? Yeah. Answer my riddles or you won't get your bipolar. I'm a transmutation wizard and I am useful for potion making. Yeah, dude, that's an alchemical specialist who makes, like, dextroamphetamine. Raylar could also be, like, a defense contractor.

They could make, like, bombs for the government. There's also a dragonborn. Is that Vraylar or Raylar? Vraylar. I'm going to say medicine. I'm going to say medicine. Brand. It is a medicine.

What does it do? Oh, I don't know. I just saw a commercial for it. Do you ever remember what the medications do? Usually I think of... It is for bipolar. What's up? Maybe I've had it. Vrila, do thou

wish us for your stabilizer? La matrazine. Return to me. Sing! The fated blade. The mictal. It's Mjolnir. He's like, return to me.

Lithium may only be wielded. It's like the orange bottle comes to your head. Okay. I have looked up a bunch of real fantasy characters, so this could be a real fantasy character or a medication. Okay. You brelvy. I mean,

sure. That's gotta be a medication. That sounds like a branded metal. Let's guess. Uh, that sounds like side effects include death. You will die. If you take the medicine,

do not take the medicine. Side effects sound crazy this is my favorite sequence in those heads where it's like uh i can't stop having diarrhea but with valentrex it really helps me spend time with my family and then it's them on the beach throwing a football you know yeah because otherwise they'd be shitting themselves before they couldn't play football it's a guy yeah it's a guy who like throws a football and then he goes. He just shit himself. With Valentro, I just don't feel bad about it. Valentro turns my shits into mist.

So I don't soil my trousers. Thanks, Valentro. You probably is a medication. Okay. Was it? Dude, the spelling is also very like, what that that's a collection of letters they're like optimizing for seo dude they're like no one will ever use this combination of letters ever get why it's it's always you brought the oral respect um i'd never understand why the brand name

is kind of barely more legible than the actual name. Yeah, why not just use the technical name? Because that shit is generic. Loser, dude. Okay, next one. Tissaia. Ooh. Character.

I'm going to say the lord that it belongs to is that one with the dragon. Oregon. Yeah, Oregon. It's illegal to pump your own dragon. Tissaia is a character

from The Witcher. What are they doing? Next one. Are you ready? Shadowheart. Zydra. Zydra. Zydra. That sounds like someone who lives in Avernus.

Zydra, the master of the fourth realm. But also it could be, thanks to Zydra, I can take my kids to school or whatever. Like, I don't know. I think Z is a very common. I can throw a football. Before, I wasn't able to throw anything. And now I can throw whatever I want at my kids. Yeah, true. Thanks, Zydra.

Zydra. Z is very, very meds, I feel like. Yeah, because I feel like if it was Citra, that would be fantasy character. Or Zintra. Or Citra. Or Citrella. Citrelics.

Citrelics for my head. It hurts. Available? Zitra is a medication. Ooh. Ooh. It's even spelled like a fun fantasy way. Oh, is it like an eye drop?

Yeah. Respect. Hell yeah. And they're lots of them. Very respectful. With two eyes? That's a Dragon Ball name. Yeah.

This is fun. I'm going to collect more and do this quiz for you oh you have to try all the drugs you know why uh you know it has two eyes uh because so do we oh so you don't forget yeah a whole team of marketing dudes came up with that they all high-fived afterward a madman style meeting They're so drunk. They're just harassing the women and being drunk and being like, what if there's...

What about if there was two things? Can you type in stock photo boardroom high-five? The boys. The boys. The fucking fellas. We named Zydra. The tactfully diverse room.

Rainbow connection of everyone. Wait, do that middle one with like the khaki background. Middle row down one more. To the right. That rocks. Yay. That's awesome. That's like a diagram of how to do a high five.

I have one last one for you. All right, Lisa. Frodo Baggins. Okay, that's awesome that's like a diagram of how to do a high five i have one last one for you all right froto baggins okay that's for sure frodo baggins that's um frodo baggins now before frodo baggins i couldn't wear any of my rings because i was shitting myself with my stool softener for dobegins I can answer the riddles through whenever I want. Fridobigans. Take a short rest. Fridobigans. Oh, dude, what about one for,

you can't sleep, so you take one that's for a long rest. Wait, what about this? How about this? You can't sleep? Try Half LV. Yeah, what's up? And you do a funny little, you've hit him with one of these. A permanent one of that. Thanks to High LV, I, what's up? And you do a funny little, you did one of these. A permanent one of that.

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Not for that reason. Did you play it yet? Not yet, not yet jesus we like to talk about how cool the cops are on the show yeah because how sick and base they are and that's a joke the thin blue line well we both have punisher tattoos on our back that's true and i know what that means thin blue because they're thin they're blue you know what i mean I mean? And they don't lie. They don't lie in. Ain't like to lie. No, I don't know what police. Would that just dissolve our careers if we were like super pro cop?

Probably. That would be very funny. You could just adjust your career. There's lots of people. Yeah, we'd have to become grifters. We'd go Candace Owens. Grift boys. Hey, some people are calling candace owens gabrielle

confederacy yeah i can get behind that um yeah they need daily wire needs a new one of us they've run out now they need a backup a replacement we need to like uh split into one black man and one white man like piccolo and kami have each other's experience um owning a ryan lawnmower versus right my doing hip-hop did you see that i don't know it was like on twitter there were like police officers posting oh yeah posting criminals or not giving criminals posting people they arrested and were not charged with anything. With Lego heads. That's a really bad job.

Why? Wasn't this an official Twitter account? Yeah, a California police department. Paced Lego heads over suspects' faces. Wow, someone said, we don't release the race. We already know it's not a white person. That's crazy. They only do the head. We already know it's not a white person. That's crazy. They only do the head. They only replace the head, people.

Those are both white people. That's awesome. Well, I don't get it. Is it just so they can still post it with anonymity? It's horrible, whatever it is. You don't even have to be anonymous. I think that there was, they were just posting photos without covering the face

and got in trouble for it. There was a new law that passed at the beginning of this year that you can't essentially, for privacy reasons, post someone's face. Also, if you're a fucking suspect and you didn't do a crime, then what the hell it's innocent until proven guilty it's a uh dei initiative to get more lego characters right right no but then they started putting lego heads on them and then lego was like stop doing that why a brand what blur insane right i think they're just trying to be funny like oh look look

at the criminals isn't this Isn't this quirky and funny? To what end? What are the cops use social media engagement for? Everyone's so internet brain broken. Like, that just seems the same high-fiving boardroom, except it's like the police commissioner. Oh, come on. They made them black.

That's so fucking racist. What, that poster? Did that poster even say that they... Oh, come on. They made them black. That's so fucking racist. Posted? Did that poster even say that they... No, this person photoshopped the yellow Lego heads and made them black people. California police stop using Lego heads to conceal suspects. Mega blocks will be happy with the exposure.

What are they replying to? I don't get it. Why did they change it? I guess you would have to clip. They don't say, like, this is what it would look like, actually. Yeah, I mean... why post the suspects anyways like yeah yeah this looks like um it looks like they're trying to be like look we're working this is why i mean this is so out of touch it's like they're just posting like crazy frog or something yeah like what about gangnam style but it's like

police it's weird yeah why the risk of going with a brand to a non-american insane there's this uh there's this chef who uh baits by um so you know on tiktok where uh people will like misspell things just for engagement like annoyance bait as opposed to full race this person is fully leaning into it. He's adorable. I like this guy. He looks like my therapist. I'm curious.

I haven't seen these. It's so delicious with T-Z-T-Z-K-I. And something's saying it in reverse. He said it in cursive. With that so many syllables. T-Z-T-Zy-K-Y. T-Z-T-Zy-K-Y. It's like when you do a Google Translate

and it just does it completely literally. I would like to have a T-Z-Y-K-Y. It does sound backwards, like backwards. It's like his voice changes. It tastes good with T-Z-T-Zy-K-Y. Z-Y-X. If you spread cream cheese on a torti with crab meat, scallions, roll it up, brush with butter, slice it, and air fry, it tastes just like crab rangoon.

Hey. He always does that. Hey. I thought he was going to mispronounce crab Rangoon and that was where he let's play one he's good with Rangoon but Scallions wait play it

play one on mute and then let's see if we can guess what it was that he was mispronouncing because it's none of the ones I thought he was going to do look at the captions they're all say yum yes say Scallions say yum if you They're all say yum. Yes. Say scallions. Yum.

If you would eat this. Tazikai. Yum. Say yum. Say yes. Okay. I'm going to get to the beginning. Oh, okay.

I know what I'm ready. If you marinate chicken in sirica. Sirica. Sirica. Sirica. Sirica. Sirica. Sirica. Sirica.

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I really like that one I forgot he doesn't just mispronounce letters that are not there he's Adele Dezeving he He's Adele Dezeving. He's full Adele Dezeving. Sir Cha-Cha is like the name of a cute pet. Yeah, Sir Cha-Cha. Come on, Sir Cha-Cha.

It's my cat. It's like a cute little lap dog. It's nighttime. Tell me to get in the crate, Sir Cha-Cha. I gotta go get Sir Cha-Cha and mayo for a few hours. Then stick it on skewers and air fry it. It is so delicious hey all right let's just watch them with the sounds i like it

he's smart instead of washing chicken in the sink put it in the dishwasher on the one hour cycle it kills all the bacteria like i think he does a lot of stuff like that where it's like it's trolling or just wanting that's where he's like kind of crossing a line for me because i'm like don't do that though now now it's making me wonder if you can marinate uh mayo and cha-cha and your chicken and it actually turns out good is it bad gonna be bad i put my dog in the food he has a cookbook some of his recipes look legit good and he he shows you how to like cut out uh carbs and sugars and stuff make a filet mignon but he'll do things like not wear one shoe like have one bare foot or the crack an egg, but it

doesn't fall into the bowl. It falls outside the bowl. It's just engagement bait. I like that. Actually, I do it enough. I think the content's not bad, though. You could actually get some interesting recipes. This is why I don't cook.

I want to watch another one. If your avocados start to brown take out the wooden ball oh that's great that's actually a really good i think i've heard that before but it's like one you stick in the laundry if you marinate steak and soy sauce garlic ginger and air fry it with frozen broccoli for 10 minutes, you get the easiest beef and salad. Ginger sounds like a slur. Can we even say that? That's something your barber said, I believe.

Ginger. There was one time I was reading the ingredients of something at a cafe, and they misspelled ginger. It was G-O-N-G-E-R. And I turned to my friend and I said, what's gonger? And she was like, it's ginger, you idiot. I don't think, that's not on you. It could have been a lot worse

with those letters rearranged. Yeah, put a little bit of gonger in there. But now when I'm with her, if ginger ever comes up, she's like, remember Gonger? Remember Gonger? Dumb idiot. Okay.

I have those with like old, old, old, old childhood friends. If I just, they reply to a story or something, they will reference things that my goldfish ass does not remember, right? But it is always weird. It's kind of like when people reference moments in episodes so they're just like okay 19 windows it's like yeah fuck yeah i don't know yeah dude same i like this guy how do you do that with your hair i don't know man what's up with yeah what's it like learning white hair you know what i mean like i don't it seems so it's almost like um like how so many people wear makeup but the learning process is so steep feels like it takes like a decade to get comfortable with makeup how'd you do that with hair you know my

mom has curlier hair than me but she straightened it my whole childhood. Straighten your hair? My mom's hair is like little tight curls. She sounds cool. So I never knew how to do curly hair. Okay, so last but not least, I wanted to talk about this guy. I don't even know how to describe him. What was the term? Corkor.

Corkor. Yeah, it's like a TikTok thing. That's how chefs call a corker. It's a corkor. A corkor. It's a gonger. A real corkor. It's like, it's hard to describe.

It's like a vibe. It's the only way to put it. It's like a vibe. It's like kind of melancholic. How adjacent to Lo-Fi Beasts to Study 2 is it? It's like a vibe. It's the only way to put it. It's like a vibe. It's like kind of melancholic. How adjacent to Lo-Fi Beasts to Study 2 is it? I don't even know if it's relevant to understanding this guy's content, to be honest. There is like a romanticizing. Yeah, like romanticizing of.

Sadness. Sadness, yeah. Like kind of ambient misery. It's not like being devastated. It's being kind of moped out. Like it's not actual depression because it's being like kind of moped out like it's not actual depression because actual depression doesn't look fun yeah the production value can we pull up his name theo caro and they have 4.3 million followers and this is like their shtick did was it you that made the uh correct call that they're definitely like swedish or something

it's like they look like an esports player it looks like xqc oh yeah okay we can go back to Was it you that made the correct call that they're definitely like Swedish or something? It's like, they look like an e-sports player. It looks like XQC. Oh yeah. Okay. We can go back to that one. We'll see. When will I, it be enough? Oh, for a second I was looking at it and I'm like, is this like how like uh is it supposed to be i didn't see the

i and it i just saw like i the b enough i just thought it was like they didn't have enough room for it i hate personally when i have my tux on and i'm drinking a mick cafe at somewhere that's not a mcdonald's definitely yeah that's not a McDonald's, definitely. Yeah, that's where I'm at my lowest, dude. Dude, I need my Petergarten. That's where I'm at my lowest. But people are very encouraging. They're like, stay strong.

Keep moving forward. God, there's a couple. Tyler Durden on this comment section just says, I've had enough. Canough. Oh, sorry. That's when he's cooking. Put it in the air fryer until there's canuff cooking on it.

Never enough real how I feel. It does. I mean, yeah, it resonates in kind of a, it's refreshing to see this kind of presentation that's not then flavored with because women are wrong. They're being bad. Yeah, true. Genetically bad. Well, let's keep watching more

the number you dialed is not inserted what are you doing i'm trying to call you idiot why yeah why what are you hoping for? Maybe that you tell me this is all just a prank or a super random mistake and everything is fine and... Oh, he's a ghost. You're still here? Yes, you get it. I'm not. Respect.

See, that's not fair. I'm the best. No. No, it isn't. Fade away. Oh. That's kind of cool we got an R.L. Stein lover in the chat someone just said goosebumps

can we scroll back to the beginning oh yeah so you know that's touching he's calling him on a landline for the longest time I thought he was wearing a really fat tie double wide one is his friends you know did memory yeah that's just like german or something right um knew it okay we got it let's let's watch like the birthday one the one the 2024 2021 yeah i wonder how many are like because that was a narrative

yeah it's like very like film yeah they're very cinematic right but then some of them are just like almost like an ambient loop where he's yeah like when someone they'll make like a loop of a waterfall and have like uh some slowed down tyler the creator track in the background oh okay this is posted 2023 but it's a bunch of people celebrating presumably new year's because they're blowing out a 2020 cake not much of a year to celebrate okay everyone come in happy new year blow out the birthday cake blowing out 2024 by myself oh because 2020 we were all together we could be

we spent a lot of time in the same room just January right in January it was like everything was great all my friends were around and then in 2024 I have no one to blow out the year's birthday cake with I mean this is probably very relatable

for a lot of i think so yeah absolutely i do have like we have a couple friends kind of in like the earlier 20s and we all have distinct memories about you know 2020 through 2023 especially but for them it is like this more profound maybe they moved out of their parents and then the pandemic hit and it is this like or go to college and then the pandemic hit. And it is this like weird. Or go to college and then the pandemic hit. Yeah, it's like a cultural touch point almost equivalent to like, I don't know, like when Trump got elected. I feel like 2016 is so clearly that year in my brain.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. And then it was those four years, not in a like, not like a lived up like that's when the resistance failed or something, just in a that is the first thing that comes to mind for 2016. And I was, what, we were 20, I was 20, young. You were 16. We're so young.

So, I mean, I think this guy's very cute, very earnest. Though it is very clear that they just want to do cool lightsaber stunts. It's really peppered. Everything, everything that we've watched so far has been avoiding the cool lightsaber stunts. It's really peppered. Everything that we've watched so far has been avoiding the constant lightsaber videos. It really starts ramping up as we scroll down. It's awesome.

I like that he hasn't stepped away from it. It was more just like, sometimes I feel melancholy. Do you guys have seen the new trilogy? Yeah. You guys want to watch The Mandalorian? Well, he's very good at spinning them. Oh, I mean, we got to watch one. We got to watch one.

Look, he's not Padawan, I'll say it. See how good I look on this picture? I post it, and then she'll realize what she's lost. She knows you look good. She just doesn't love you. Huh. Square up. So these are, I think it's kind of substituted the drama of a lightsaber duel for a tuxedo.

Yeah. And you haven't. What happened to you? The guy owns a lot of lightsabers. It's kind of cool. I know. I don't even know how you make a lightsaber look that good. I want one he's wearing a florida shirt he always takes that stance i can oh that one where he's got

like his arm out like that yeah it's a obi-wan's iconic prequel trilogy ow don't beat me up you're really outing yourself as like a star wars nerd i I realized the other day I am a Star Wars fan in the fact that I just absorb all the media of it. And then go like, Star Wars sucks, dude. My parents were Star Wars nerds for like the first generation of Star Wars. Hence, my sister's name is Leia. Oh. I never even thought about that. And so I grew up watching the first trilogy and everyone was so excited when, you know,

episode one was coming out. And, but to this day, like my sister goes to like Star Wars conventions and stuff. Like my, they do cosplay. You think she'd be sick of it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. She loves it. She doesn't like it. Like they, she, her husband Has like a really good

Wookiee Cosplay Han Her husband Han And his friend They're lucky they found each other They gotta have a dog called Chewie no?

No Come on Barkley Your sister sucks Charles Yeah as in Charles Barkley From Star Wars From Star Wars That's a medicine I believe Charles Barkley. From Star Wars?

From Star Wars. That's a medicine, I believe, Charles Barkley. Oh, dude, I just realized what the aesthetic is of like the non-light saber ones. It's Joji core. Oh. Tuxedo, out in the evening, melancholy. If you had like blood on it or something, it would be perfect. And it's like she's not picking up, but maybe she should.

It's my lightsaber. Is that like jumping in a dock and spending time together? Or is it then going to be by himself? I don't know. Okay. In this moment, I swear we were infinite. That's cute. Do you see one of the comments was just, all caps, were infinite. That's cute. Do you see one of the comments was just,

all caps, perks of being a wallflower. You know, I don't know if it's a little cringy to me. It is affecting. It's just good editing. It's almost like a little magic trick. Yeah, like the the vibe of like a like a teen movie sounds like the plot of an anime i do really you know what actually that's the other coding is it is like anime melodrama yeah yeah yeah i just find it it's um it's almost like watching a foreign film where you're like I recognize bits of this

but they're eating like a yellow porridge like a blue porridge do they have that? France is weird he's gonna propose She's going to propose. She already has an ultrasound. So that was just kind of nice. Is the Humans Being Humans series just pleasant?

It's a series where people are nervous to talk to each other, where it's like, I want to propose to her, but I'm scared. And I want to tell him I'm pregnant, but I'm scared. And it's like people are isolating themselves and not connecting. Yeah. Oh, I guess I should take this opportunity to say that here's a photo of my partner, Katie, with an ultrasound that we found while she was looking at an apartment. Yeah, you found it on the ground. Wow. And then we posted it and we missed April Fool's.

We were going to post a picture of she said yes with rings on two white hands. I do have to run. So we'll just like wrap it up. But yeah, I just thought it was cute. I really like him. I mean, I feel like I'm so predisposed to like cringing at TikTok and kind of making fun of stuff that both of those that we watched, like I like that they really enjoyed them.

Yeah, and I get people get something out of it, and it's cute. And he's really good at lightsabers, and I don't know how to make him look like that. I know. Maybe he just has some. But that's all for this episode of Sad Boys. But if you want to keep the good times rolling, you can head on over to patreon.com slash sadboys.

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so lots of content for you. No good. Very bad episodes. Psych. Just kidding. They're bad or even better. It's full of secrets. Just kidding. It's whatever you want. No pressure. pressure yeah it's equivalent but we in every episode of sad boys with a particular phrase we

love you and we're robots and we're sorry but I want to read this very serious post about this is somewhat 40 It is with a heavy heart I announce the sale of my long-term ape Salazar. Most of my early followers know me as this ape. My kids know me as this ape. What? I met my wife when I was this ape.

Whoa. And had my first kid when I was still proudly wore this ape. By extension, it is a part of me. Thank you for your service. Oh, come on, dude. That's awful. My kids know me as the same.

This is my wife. Marry me as this. Gucci girl. Gucci girl. How you doing? How you moving, girl? Moving, girl. How she dead looking?

That future girl. Future girl. Yeah, we on now. Take my money. Go away. All you wanted. Go to rich for me. in that future girl future girl yeah we on now take my money go away are you wanting girl too rich for me