Sad Boyz - Andrew Tate's Music Should Be Illegal

Episode Date: February 3, 2023

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Oh, there we go. That's what I need. That's what I need. We're the boys. We're back in action. Oh, that one was kind of loud. That was crisp as hell. Yeah. You ever been able to do the, like, shepherd whistle? You know, like, whee! No, I can't do that. I have tried. I grew up around farmers, and I have asked dozens of times, and they describe it the same. You ever play, like, a board game with someone that knows it really well?

And you're like, so how do I play? And they're like, well, in order to get blingles, I'm like, well, what's blingles? Once you got your gold level, then you upgrade. Put the two things in your mouth and then stop whistling and then do it more.

Yeah. Yeah. But that's magic. I watched a video of Mike Tyson trying to teach somebody how to close distance in the sport of boxing. And he was like, you just do this. Sure. Well,

you just do, I don't know how to do mike tyson but he's like so why you just uh there we go so uh you just do it like this like he literally just like he like i i rolled back the video and watched it at 0.25 speeds and it was still too fast for me to understand how his body at 56 years old did what he was able to just do um it must be like a little isolating sometimes to be such a like physical phenom for your body to just literally not work in a relatable way like it's like having an extra arm i've been watching all these youtube videos about sports and specifically like a lot of the videos that come up are always like, why is this?

Why were Michael Jordan's sons bad at basketball? You know, or how good are LeBron's kids actually at basketball? Or the fifth Antetokounmpo brother. Like, is he going to be able to make it to the league? Is he going to be the fifth one in this dynasty of tall Greek men, Greek gods? And it's so interesting to see, like, sometimes people are just talented. You know what I mean? Like, they're just like, oh, no, they were just bigger, stronger, harder, better, faster, actually.

And they started learning the right type of athletics at exactly the right time. didn't get injured they or if they did it was recoverable like yeah there's so many dice rolls involved that to think that it because if it was only genetics then the nba would be like eight families it would just be like the same people right it's like but it's so crazy how sometimes it's genetics big time and then other times it's like even the best player ever to play the game can't seem to spawn a seed that's NBA level basketball. You know what I mean? That would be a fun press conference question. What's up with your seed? What's up with your seed, man?

I mean, yeah, it's interesting. Like Del Curry, you know, Steph Curry and Seth Curry's dad. He spawned two NBA players. And Seth, I mean, you know, it's like we talk about Steph Curry, but Seth Curry's good too. And that's wild. I mean, he just, he tried harder. His seed was more powerful. Welcome to Sad Boys, a podcast about feelings and other things also.

I'm Jarvis. And I'm in person. We're in person. Isn't that crazy? We're doing something that we've never done before, which is shoot the podcast on video, which we have done, but we also have cameras. We have multiple cameras. And we're trying to up that's like proof that we're in the same place yeah we have to cross over to make sure it's not chroma key oh yeah exactly this situation is is a bit scuffed because

we are in a transitional state you know we got some equipment we're trying to do the show like this um but we don't have a room to do it in so we're doing it in my new office uh i just reorganized my i moved my office from one room to the other room and i'm really excited about it but it's not outfitted as a podcast studio yeah so but it's also it's outfitted for streaming so we've already got one mounted camera our buddy evan's gonna come and uh help do the sound treatment of this room so currently it might be a little echoey it might be a little bouncy but you know i feel like it's better to do this practice doing a multi-cam setup and uh incrementally improve you know what's funny

not only did we like obviously not have the equipment or much, maybe enough of the technical ability to do this back when we filmed the show, which is 2017, right? I guess the streams, but not the same. No, not the same. But I don't think I would have been able to emotionally handle it.

Like that much physical exposure. Yeah. Like at that point in my life, I couldn't get up at the front of the office and like do public speaking. Yeah. and now a camera is just incidental i don't know it's very weird i also think it's so this is very i think it's more special for us than it is for the audience because the audience never really saw us recording the old episodes of Sad Boys back in 2017. But we are using exactly the same mics that we recorded on Batman.

Oh, yeah. We found the same old stuff. With exactly the same freaking... Oh, Afro style. Yeah, the Afro style. I almost called it a wind... Not a windshield. A windscreen. A windshield. wind not a windshield windscreen

a windshield an airbag a microphone airbag for all the pop sounds and we're doing it handheld we thought about doing the thing where you got the mic on the mic stand but I think this is more our vibe

yeah I agree it's also just like sad boys is such a weird project mic on the mic stand but i think this is more our vibe yeah i agree it's also just like sad boys is such a weird project when you think about it because it's like it is it exists like independently of what we're doing it's almost like a religion for us or it's like we can fall in and out of it we might not have time to go to church yeah but it is like our practice it is the faith we're culturally sad or whatever we would work but then like life gets in the way yeah but we always want to go back to the shed and get back to that uh tree when they're making a tree we're making a wooden tree that was the mr beast project right a creator has to make a tree and then plant

it in the forest or whatever yeah and whoever plants the most trees like gets to live gets a squid game so yeah this is this is the soft launch i feel like we've had many soft launches of the podcast soft relaunches but there's one big difference this time and it's that jordan is back. Fully officially moved back. Fully moved back to the States. I think that's just so much. One nice thing I like is that it never felt to me like Sad Boys just randomly stops and starts up again because it always feels generational.

It's like, well, here's the show we did when we both lived in San Francisco, and then we paused when we didn't, and then it came back when COVID hit, and we both, we were streaming it. And then we stopped streaming it, took a break, and then we came back and we were just recording it in new locations we were streaming it and then we stopped streaming it took a break and then we came back we were just recording it in new locations but not streaming it and now that that's done because i was back what uh about two months ago but i didn't have an apartment

until very recently yeah and we just and we just didn't find it like you were here for you were staying with me for a month and we did some collabs and stuff, but we didn't properly do the podcast. I think it, I'm glad we didn't. Cause I think it was like, it was nice to spend time together, just independent of that. Yeah.

That was really nice. You know, like the setup we have now, it's like gratifying to have something official and tangible. And I think trying to stuff that into me, manically running around, looking at apartments, you in a

transitional phase with the office space and the work plan and stuff it is also just especially that month it was just nice to spend time with people completely independent of because every other interaction i've had with anybody in la short of my quick visits back for the last year has been scheduled you know it's been on zoom it's been like 4 p.m pst what time is that for you that kind of stuff, I'll stay up late and then maybe we can record something on stream. Now it's like you texted me just this afternoon. Yeah.

I was like, what, two hours ago? Yeah, yeah, yeah. And it's like we had talked about it, but we hadn't laid down a concrete plan. So it was very nice to actually be able to knock it out and also just practice this new format for the show. So I'm excited about the future we've got some excited we've got some exciting plans that we're not quite ready to announce yet but our addresses yes specifically you know what i can't talk about that i really

really want to what is the restaurant that we both fell in love with over the last couple months we're not allowed because it it is like equidistant between our apartments and i've been recognized there once yeah okay that is worrying yeah um but you know who i did see there so so jordan and i have a secret special spot i don't think it's wise to talk about the type of food that's there or anything like that but it's there or anything like that but it's a super special spot that we like to go to and uh i saw steve young there yeah uh steven young of the walking dead and other like he's a minari yeah he's acting he's a big acting guy nope and i saw him there yeah nope and i was like now this guy has taste this guy is a sad boys listener in the future. Now his movies are good to me, actually. Yeah. I don't like movies till now.

I first saw Steven Yeun in person when I was in college and Conan O'Brien was touring his show. Oh, wow. And he came to Georgia. He came to Atlanta, Georgia, and they did a number of shows out of a theater there. And he was one of the guests. And Ludacris was also one of the guests. Atlanta legend. Oh, hell yeah.

And I was going to say Curtis Bridges? Chris Bridges. That's Ludacris' name. Oh. Yeah, it has to be Chris. If Ludacris' name was leonard yeah um but uh but that must have been a crystallizing moment for him yeah it was chris yeah he was hold on um yeah he did a bit on that show called that's ludicrous and it was just like a series

of things where he would go now that's ludicrous and it was the type of dad joke that i needed in my life um i hope you make it through college in that moment what are we talking about today um well you know what we listened to an episode of sad boys recently while we were on a trip to go and get uh the equipment you're watching us on right now yeah true um what we took that it's the first time i listened to the show i don't i mean since i stopped editing the show um i haven't listened to it really yeah um maybe maybe like little edits here and there but would you say it's like the number one thing that you feel like was different about you in that because we talked about a few things that we noticed in the time but what stuck with you i think that we were we had a very excited energy about us like but not in a depressing way where we're not excited now but it's more that like we were very eager on the mic i don't think i could have recorded for more

than like two hours yeah i think my adrenaline would like so i would pass out whereas now it's just so much more it's like we're eager and excited but i would say this when i arrived we were at the same energy as we are now. Whereas then it would be like, hey, man, what's up? And then Warren Mokum would be like, hey, girl. Also, we used to do these little audio sketches. Yeah. In the episode to get us, to get people to like rate us on iTunes and stuff.

And we put so much effort into those, and it was very adorable. And so it was cute to go back and listen to our 2018 predictions episode, which is the episode that we listened to while we were in the car. And boy, did we have some based and then a take that I made that needed to cook. You had a strange Logan Paul take.

We mentioned a lot of characters that have kanye and logan paul which have had a new sort of element to their saga that dropped in 2022 2023 i think logan's gone even with what he's been doing lately a little less villain than then because that was japanese forest stuff that was very recent and kanye has gone from even slight face to full heel oh he's transcended we were talking about kanye and i'm like well kanye hasn't gone off the deep end in total but but he's like done some stuff that's you know not good and then we even had an episode of sad boys called is it okay to like kanye which now that that it doesn't hold up it was nice him to respond yeah he responded and let everybody know that it's not okay yeah i can't feel i can't help but feel like

jordan and javis aren't sure if i suck yeah yeah so i'm just gonna make it abundantly clear that i am the worst person but yeah logan paul like in the time between that episode and now has had his full redemption arc and then villain arc again. Yeah. So he's gone full circle in the last five years. I mean, damn, this whole coffeezilla thing for him is like, so it doesn't even come with, I don't know, some like punch. It doesn't even come with, wow, Logan doesn't compromise. This guy's like proud and aggressive. He's like a dickhead.

But at least he sticks with it. It's just. Yeah. it's whack embarrassing and like lazy now he like weft as well yeah the thing that i keep going back to is but we talked about you know cancel culture and stuff back in 2018 and logan paul has since made like 50 million dollars so i mean who's really getting the last laugh only gone strength to strength yeah and yeah probably probably still well probably still well i don't think you know because like i was watching some people react and they're like what would logan paul have to do to like get your forgiveness and it's like obviously none of us can forgive him because we're not any of the victims and the the odds that this actually affects him

long term i think are very slim to none because we just don't live in a world that cares like that i don't think the new cycle doesn't sustain unless there's a new event nate i mean stance had the best take yeah which was don't shouldn't have said anything just don't say anything but even that he did say something it it was so internet based that i feel like his fans now are like more mainstream yeah you know because i've noticed that like his online stuff he doesn't get as much interaction and stuff as he used to because he's not feeding that he's not watering that plant yeah of like the online stuff he's like sort of fully in his podcast he's fully in wwe he's fully in prime

but his developmental years were so dominated by approval online yeah i think he's still i mean it's almost like buying the biggest social media platform in the world and caring about posting despite the fact that you have more money and privilege than you would ever need who would do that oh i don't know you'd have to be a white south african obviously an african-american you said yeah a proud african-american businessman the left is trying to shut down right true wow the left really doesn't want to see us win twitter is an african-owned business yeah that's true and we're trying to embarrass them really seriously that's kind of anti-woke of us not very woke of of you internet look i can take some swings at white african- americans i think some of my uh

no white south africans you know same shit it's confused i'm confused this is like a math equation yeah white african south americans if they're traveling at 40 miles an hour along rail is white african like white cheddar cheese it's less mature what do you think about race so we've missed a lot of things since the last time we recorded i think elon bought twitter in the last time yeah we since he had not got delaware yet yeah they hadn't they hadn't taken him to task he hadn't sunk in or whatever my goodness like that's okay yeah i think he'd been outside the twitter office and then elon he's done so much more like reprehensible stuff and that's the one that haunts me let that sink in for those who don't remember when elon musk yeah when elon musk became the owner

and ceo of twitter he had a little photo op where he just for the bit carried a sink into the twitter office and then and then posted it with the caption let that sink in it's the only funny thing he's ever done and it's funny not in the way you know imagine sending out like your personal assistant like could you go to ikea and just get me a sink yeah just the porcelain none of the like pipes nothing useful it's one of those things that it was the like real life equivalent of stealing someone's meme from a reply you know because it's like those replies where it's like a spoiler alert and then it's like something super literal like oh and it's like a hidden yeah yeah you have to show it and it says so that just happened and it's like something super literal. Oh, and it's like a hidden show.

Yeah, you have to show it and it says... So that just happened and it's that. Yeah, exactly, exactly. Let him cook and then it's Gordon Ramsay. Yeah. Whatever. So I don't know where we're going with that, but... We're speed running through recent events.

Andrew Tate got arrested. He is a Tate that that's gonna be hard to like this could be different in a day it's gonna be different in 12 hours i just don't know but at present incarcerated for like a month not uh charged yeah true but should be should be should be charged because of the things he did what's that andrew has a has a word from uh from from prison you heard is the track that was like going around have you heard it yeah oh fuck i was gonna play it for the show you know that's like something that anastasia posted in her group chat and i was like no anastasia i need to save this i've not heard the full thing just like 15 20 seconds

from uh on twitter yeah did you hear the story behind it? No. Oh, wait. Is it the thing where he was proving to another guy that he could make a rap music video in like less time or something like that? Dude, literally he set a hypothesis because this music producer friend

that he was collaborating with for whatever reason was kept delaying and being unresponsive, which could happen for a series of reasons right let's say uh empathetically they have creative block and then maybe a little bit more cynically they're just being a bad communicator or they're annoyed because he's annoying you know like i would not reply to him either and so to to pwn that lib or whatever he wanted to create a rap track within 24 hours with his brother and it's worse than nothing um and i think it now's the time that we should react to it yeah it's been a minute it's been it's been the only reason i know about it is because rebecca black tweeted

about it yeah she did shout out to rebecca black and let me uh let me get my intellectual glasses on i don't want to miss a lyric so yeah so this is called andrew tate official music video aka mr plenty uh is there any chance it's actually a vivo project let's check that thumbnail oh vivo look at that i think that's maybe not the actual Vivo. I think that maybe it's just... Isn't it usually like a red corner or something? Vevo. I've got Vivo. What color is your Vevo?

I've got Vivo fever. Oh, look. It's his cars that were repossessed. Oh, yeah. Dude, check them out. I'm big on the money, by the way, that you can can absolutely absolutely make fun of someone for the way they sound me included I sound insane

they got Chris Kiss within 24 hours are you serious this beat is garbage this is audio jungle at best wait yeah wait for the watermark oh shit audio audio jungle oh okay look at that vegeta hairline god damn that's like yeah dude that is not the that's not the flex you think it is it's like let me just um get let my dog give me kisses i i have a dog let's put on the captions because i'm a little bit nervous that i won't be able to understand him

but i do believe his first lyric was door suicide kurt cobain you know because kurt cobain had a car yeah love to drive he was a big uh big gear head why does he keep saying like is the song named suicide i think this might Stay in your lane Beat getting killed Like a shot to the brain Suicide Suicide Why does he keep saying Is the song named Suicide? I think this might be A different track Than the one I heard

Yeah Cause he didn't have A shaved head In the one that I saw Yeah so we gotta So Lucy Hold on

Babe wake up New tape Music video just dropped Suicide Suicide It's do or die Wait so he was at the club Babe, wake up. New tape. Music video just dropped. Wait, so he was at the club. It's do or die. I would say suicide is only die.

I thought this was just going to be B-roll of him at the club. And it's actually him, his brother's lighting up in the background. Oh, hell yeah. He's, um. My man smokes cigarettes. He's clearly ignoring this woman Who's directly in front of him And instead looking at the camera Saying suicide over and over Well she's the arresting officer

Oh I see Yeah Suicide Is do or die Do or die Do or die No No

No Why is he driving with the doors open? Yeah like Kurt Cobain That's what Kurt Cobain famously did Kurt Cobain pulled that shit That's how we died no hope i was broke did it dirty no soap damn that is whack did it dirty no soap no soap no soap no so dirty suicide

i write a suicide note. But now I kill it making suicide notes. Bang it out. Bang it out. Oh, notes. Oh, like money he's making. But why is it suicide notes? Suicide notes, yeah.

Makes money from killing people. He's like not letting go of this suicide theme. And he really needs to use a little bit more. It's okay. Yeah, just drop it. Like it's- He can come back to it, but he literally everything is I'm killing.

Make it the hook. Yeah. It's fine. Yeah. No doubt. No doubt. No doubt. Got the 23 and me.

White chicks. White chicks. No doubt. The rhyme, make these hoes wanna shout, is such a like, I entertaining i'm here to say that is a lyrical miracle yeah yeah that's a backpack rapper oh dude cool dude he drinks with his brother at his house that's so badass yeah it's kind of sick it's like it's like what drake songs are Drake songs are about if you take away all the fun language he's using.

Yeah. You know, he's mentioning all these names. It's like, we got Oliver and 40 up in the crib. And it's like, okay, that sounds cool because they have cool names and we don't know who they are. But when he's specifically like, I got my brother who I love with me hanging out in my home. Homie. Homie. Make the hoes want to shout. We're going to commit suicide. Specifically like I got my brother who I love with me hanging out in my home homie homie Make the hose what a shower gonna commit suicide Don't say that hands in the sky for me. That's me. That's me big daddy t80 to the e money

Oh That's me we That's me. We're going to the store to get some eggs. T-A-T to the E. So rough dude, that's crazy. Big Daddy T-A-T to the E. Has he heard a track since like 91? No, he like doesn't,

he's straight up the type to like, I don't listen to rap music. Oh no. Because I think it's a waste of time. I listen to classic rock. Oh, no. Because I think it's a waste of time. I listen to classic rock. I don't read books and I don't listen to music. That's a good point, yeah.

Because I'm too busy making money. So I have to hustle as university, drink a bottle of water. What colors you forgot? Hey, careful, yeah. Just say all of you.

Let's make fun of his voice, but let's not make fun of people that say water. Okay. Okay. On my mind every day, every night. Mess with me and you're committing suicide. That's right. George Suicide.

Kurt Cobain. McLaren 720. But it sound like a plane. When I'm on the road, stay in your lane. Beat, game, kill like a... When I'm on the road, stay in your lane. Stay in your lane. Okay.

Hey, obey the rules of the road, please. Hey, under the speed limit, please. Be careful. I'm a little tired of these people swerving out of their lane while I'm driving my McLaren 720. Apologies, I'm stretching under the other lane because all my doors are open.

Yeah, I am. Kurt Cobain. Stay in your lane because my car is very wide with the doors swung open. The air resistance is making me wobble left and right. So stay in your lane. Please. Please do be careful when I'm on the road.

I don't know how to close these. I don't know how to close the doors. That's why they... Yeah, call them suicide, I guess. They're too heavy. The brain suicide. Suicide. Suicide.

Suicide. It's do or die. Do or die. Do or die. Make them want to lose their mind. No fucking way That's a different guy That's his brother, no?

That's the Chris guy from the beginning Oh, Chris Kiss When I see the money, wanna roll with the gang Wait a second, no that isn't That's Aiden And they just wanna ride Cause they love the way we shine But I still remember days

We used to struggle on the grind That's the reason why I'm never swallowed with my pride Tryin' to stop and start straight. Suicide, suicide, that's right. Nowadays, we're getting paid. We throw money. You throw shade.

Kick it down the door like police in a raid. Oh! Oh! Oy! That, oh dear. Dude. That one did not age well. Or what did he know?

Or age extremely well. Yeah, it aged the best, actually. That's a TikTok clip in a hat. Posting a video with a pizza box. Haters want to talk. We just dig another grave. No joke. Free smoke.

No joke. The raid's happening right now. We're outside. I don't have any self-defenses. I can't close my doors. I tried kicking the arresting officer and they shot me with a taser. There's only 23 of this pizza chain in Romania. Is Chris Dunn, by the way?

Yeah, Chris is like, Suicide, I was hired by the Tates Yeah, Chris is like, suicide. I was hired by the Tates and I'm making my money and there's no debate. Cobain went into it. Suicide. Suicide. I'm just doing a musical break to give a little credit to these brothers of Tate. Suicide. Suicide. Suicide from from splice it sounds quite nice

supermodels deep throat all right okay he's actually just a fan of the watergate scandal oh i see yeah and the whistleblower was deep throat um so that's a bit of a reference historical reference second shooter. Grassy knoll. Now you know. Book depository. It's the truth. I'm in the booth. That's awesome Might buy myself a boat

Or another kind of boat Or a yacht Or a dinghy Or a rubber ducky Or one of those Pedal ones on a lake You know the ones With a swan

Yeah the swan boat Those Might buy myself one of those pedal ones on a lake. You know the ones with the swan. Yeah, the swan boat. Those. Romantic. Might buy myself one of those. Or perhaps a yacht. Suicide. Or maybe a jet ski. Oh, that's so funny, dude.

Other things in the sea. That was so inorganic. Give me that yacht line. No, wait. I got to hear the yacht line again. While you're struggling to float. Still setting sails. Might buy myself a boat.

Or a yacht. He did the, like, Nicki Minaj. Or a yacht. the yacht idea. He did the like Nicki Minaj the or a yacht. Tied up? What do you why would he say that? Is there like a bandage thing?

Back of car. Whipped by the cops. 24 hours. Ope 30 days 24 hours Oh 30 days Oh 30 days The G's putting G's in the pot That's me That's me

Putting G's in the pot That's like such a non-gangster line I'm just Putting G's in the pot Keeping them in the same location Another G for the pot Another thousand dollars it's like it's like a curse jar agreed if you have

agreed whatever he puts it in his pot oh thank you goodness I'm glad they censored something but there's a 20 but it was a but not on the road stay in your lane begin killed like a shot to the brain suicide Goodness gracious. I'm glad they censored something. You're talking about deep road again, suicide, but not? Fuck. All right, let's look at the comments. Reported for promoting Tate content. We better get out the Matrix with this one.

Kicking down the door like a police in a raid. Raising glasses. We're really watering this. Back to the... Wow, dude. So sick. a police in a rage raise a glass of sparkling water to this no auto-tune no editing just straight ass fire fire fire it's like one of those songs that plays in like love is blind

if it's love is blind it's after someone dies it's like a little bit too like on the nose oh yeah we were talking about that when we were watching it, right? Or it'd be like, I can't believe I spilled soup all over a dress. Like, you spilled the soup all over the dress. I don't know where they find these insanely literal, like, royalty-free tracks. Yeah.

Wait, why does he have so many music videos? What do you do with this whole music video thing, man? Bro. My life is a music video Hi, that's like a bad impression of himself. It wasn't saying bro. I've never heard of a brother Hello governor Hello governor This be so bad

He's like finding exclusively bad beats, bro I can't be the way you got obviously cut this out of the edit or whatever? But like, I'm only making fun of him because I'm jealous. Right, that's true. Have you seen the different colors of his cars? Oh, he has so many of them. Mine's yellow. So I'm jealous of a red one.

Yeah, that's true. That's so epic, dude. Anyway, let's pretend that we don't love him. Well, so this is something that I didn't realize. He has a lot of music videos. I thought it was a thing he did once. I mean, what? These must all be pre-Hustlers University.

Hustlers University. Yeah. He's got to stop with the repeating. Flexing on him. Flexing on him. He's using the free Adobe plugins for transitions too. Or the After Effects free transitions. Also, yeah, this is all the same transition over and over. It feels like when you hand somebody the microphone to like improvise something badly.

The money from the bottom to the top. I'm wearing a t-shirt. It's a crop. And this song will never flop. Oh, it will. And I'm running from the cops. Oh, wait. Hold on.

Police raid. Police raid. My favorite pizza shop. Oh, fuck. Again. There Police raid. Police raid. My favorite pizza shop. Oh, fuck. Again. There's only 23 locations in Romania. The fuck?

Oh, I guess kickboxing. Yeah. Okay. I don't know. That doesn't sound right. It's along the lines of get in my kickboxing. Yeah. Okay. I don't know. That's like, doesn't sound right. It's along the lines of get in my backseat. Yeah. It's like, I made money trying to choke boys.

I think boys is maybe the problem on that one. Stop saying boys. Say competitors or kickboxers. I made money trying to choke competitors. sorry there's like nothing less cool to me like it's such a self-report when you're like your personal branding of cool and sophisticated is whiskey and cigars. Yeah, it's just so embarrassing. It's just like so like, okay, first of all, you don't like these things. You've like engineered yourself. When you see somebody with like a big truck with huge wheels that's like elevated like seven feet into the sky.

Some truck nuts. And it's like a bald dude who looks like Goldberg or whatever. You know what I mean? If Goldberg didn't work out. Yeah. It's just, it's like, why do you,

it's like Joe Rogan looks like a stereotype of himself. Yeah. It's like, it's like when you, it's like you're getting a, you're getting a character makeover in an RPG

and you're like, give me the Alex Jones. Yeah. Can I have a pre-made set, please? I just want to play. Can I have a barrel chest and a bald head, please? I'd like to have a very strong center mass. Yeah, yeah.

I want to spin like a top, you know what I mean? Yeah, I want to be impossible and knock me over. I want to be the opposite of an hourglass figure. A diamond. Give me the Humpty Dumpty. He's straight up like... Maybe what I love so much about this build is like the whiskey and cigar is just the fedora of a different demographic.

It really is, yeah. It's that generic... It's trying to have an affect. You know what I mean? Absolutely. Also, you don't even inhale cigars. I don't smell good, by the way, so thanks for not saying anything.

What? I don't smell good. I know, I'm not going to say that. I'm a brokey. I'm a broke boy. I'm a brokey. I can't afford soap. I remember that lyric. No soap.

I'm shitting on him, no soap. I'm dirty, no soap. Yo, that- that- Excuse me, wait, that- Employees get sacked Did they act up Four time champ You don't wanna get smacked up Fuck what you heard about Yo that That Excuse me Wait Can we Can we talk about how

This clip He It's maybe the worst Least action He could've shown Yeah He punched one Like mitt

And then he And then a low hook A low body shot Four time champ You don't wanna get smacked up Whoa Yeah It's like four time champ

maybe a big roundhouse or something you know something cool it's like I'm not doubting that he's capable of it he just chose bad footage that was just

warm up material yeah I turn it into three dollars yeah that actually sounds about right I take a hundred grand and I invest it in crypto and uh-oh, what's happening to the market? What has happened to me?

What has happened to me? I've only got three. Wait, did they do anime filters? There's so many Instagram filters of this. Whoa. It looks like Vin Diesel. It looks like he did Borderlands. It's so stupid. What a weirdo. filters of this borderlands it's like a GTA this does he think that this effect looks good? We be flexing on the broke boys Well, this right here

This is very weird to me It's only annoying every time it's on screen It looks like aliasing, like, yeah Yeah, it looks like a- it looks like a mistake We be flexing on the broke boys Flexing on em, flexing on em Used to get my money on the block Came from the bottom to the top

But now we flexing on the broke boys Flexing on em, flexing on em We be flexing on the broke boys flexing on them flexing on the broke boys you know what's kind of funny it's he would not in his regular speech say we be yeah and it's so it feels so fake for him to say we be flexing you know yeah but. It's all, I mean, he's just taking you on like, again, he doesn't listen to music, so he's just like absorbing whatever affects he can. And he's like, Weeby Flexin' on the broke boys, I used to make money

on the block. Yeah, I'm sure, mate. Yeah, did you? And I used to play with the coke boys or whatever. Does he mean like the coke brothers? Or does he mean... I used to sit in an eye of climate change. Or does he mean... Are you sitting in on climate change? Yeah. Or does he mean drug dealing?

I got big oil money. Yeah. That's the $3. Allegedly. It's so funny that from the bottom... I came from the bottom, which is to say that my father was a grandmaster at chess. And that's the bottom.

I became that. It just means being a baby. Yeah. I came from the bottom of utero. Yeah. I was only five pounds. And then I got older and bigger. And look at me now.

And I can't close my doors. Someone please help me close my suicide doors. You know what? He's got us broke boys pissed. Yeah, come to think of it. Damn, he's kind of got us actually. Let me check my checking account real quick. Nothing in there.

It's like a fly flies out of the computer. dollars what happened to my hundred i don't know whatever wait who did he he's going to do but i just need to see who he's going to dubai with broke boys piss fly to dubai with the click straight 10 should be sucking on my he is he is censoring it that's so so weak. Why? Straight 10, she be suckin' on my... Um. It's like when you censor it, it's like, suckin' on my... Suckin' on my sucka... Yeah, exactly.

Suckin' on my sucka... Yeah. That's so... It's like when you listen to the song Fuckin' Problem, radio edit, and it's like, I love bad, bad, that's my problem. And it's like, be humble. Sit down. I just want to make love.

I just want to have sex. When he says things, it doesn't sound like he's rapping. It just sounds like he's talking. Yeah, I'd really like to try sex. Does anybody know how? I don't make love because love is not worth my time because I'm too busy making money. But do you know, is there anyone that might want to love me? I would rather have sex.

I would rather drink sparkling water and have sex with a bitch. Dude, what a... I'm sorry, with a... Dude, what a sparkling evening of lovemaking it must be to spend with Andrew Tate. A sparkling evening with Andrew Tate does sound like the title of something. Dude, what a sparkling evening of lovemaking it must be to spend with Andrew Tate. A sparkling evening with Andrew Tate does sound like the title of something. Dude, what a rush. Yeah. What a powerful 15-second missionary followed by a handshake at best.

Yeah, maybe he, like, gets weird and knees me in the chest. He's choking boys in the backseat. How do you not see what you've written? Yeah, dude. Literally. He's choking boys in the backseat It's kissing Chris, I feel like this is a entertainers an outfit repeater he's raising footage mr. place mr. plenty by the way terrible name embarrassing plenty I don't even hate Chris kiss it is frustrating to say mr. plenty sounds like mr. plenty something is show the way. Mr. Plenty. Oh, I'm overwhelming with gold. I'm spilling platinum. I'm Mr. Plenty. I have so many cars in my life.

It's Richie Rich's dad. Still wanna see me locked up. But ain't nothing never stopped us. Oh, wait. He always talks about that. It's almost as if he's kind of like projecting a little bit. Which is obviously not.

The feds still want to see me locked up. But ain't nothing ever stopped us. Wait, he's like, the feds want to see me locked up. But watch as I drive my McLaren past a crossing guard. He doesn't do shit about it. Good luck catching me on foot. The coppers can never catch me. They're always on foot and I'm in a car.

That is also a British cop. So what he means is they're always trying to catch me, but I moved to another place. So good luck. Actually, is he driving on the right side of the road? Am I crazy? He's driving on the right side of the road. Is this high-vis jacket more generic than I thought it was?

I genuinely thought it was just like a crossing guard in America, but he's definitely not in America. Yeah. Because that's not a sign that i've seen nothing never stopped us fuck what you heard before i take a hundred grand and i turn it into four whoa wait a minute hold on he's improving yeah wait that was in this song that he said i take a hundred grand and i turn it into three just dude just wait till he hits five dude when he hits five it's over for you hoes i make a hundred grand and i turn it into three just dude. Just wait till he hits five dude when he's five. It's over for you I make a hundred grand and I turned it into five I Can count I just don't want to I take a hundred grand and I turn it into

Beyond that amount of money 200 Knock on my door so the broke boys wanna try and hate on me some more Well fuck that, we be flexin' on the broke boys Flexin' on the broke boys We be flexin' on the broke boys Why is he in that? He's like airsoft, right? Did he just pull out a fake grenade? We be flexin' on the broke boys What did he pull out?

That feels like it would get us demonetized Was he gonna stab him with some ammunition? What did he do? I don't know he's gonna throw the bullet it's like does it does feel like it's just a very large projection like the all all the glitz and the glam and all the excessive spending and stuff it feels like he's trying to I don't know fill some hole you couldn't do a better parody no like I don't know

how you would make fun of him more than making him like insecure about his hairline making him do backpack rapper lines like I'm poopy but I don't go in the shower no soap for me yeah I also't go in the shower. No soap for me. Yeah. I also did notice in that other music video, he had cuts where he didn't have hair and

then he had cuts where he was bald. That was interesting. Apparently he's reusing footage. I mean, it seems like. Him and Chris. Flexing on him. Flexing on him by being near the Ferris wheel. I'm scared to go on it

it doesn't even end oh my god that's so embarrassing he just proved that everyone he just proved everyone that anyone can make a banger anyone can make a song i think it's like a better way of putting it like legally anyone can turn 100 grand to four went hard after he said three in the first verse. Actually, decent wordplay. Wordplay? Dude. Dude, I have great news. He has 96 more times he can do that wordplay.

That 100K line goes hard. I actually like the song. I feel like I'm going insane. What? How many do you think you could do before they like go like this is whack yeah i turned it into 28 96 okay this is bad now so that concludes the tate check-in see you next week where he turns 100 grand into six oh don't please god not again i can't take any more where he counts even higher more success i can't be

choked anymore it's like the dj khaled suffering from success slash that's the title of the album don't choke this boy no more please get in my back seat it's like a rebecca black line it really is she's transcended this yeah she's someone yeah man banger damn um where do we go from here i'm like overwhelmed you want a pen pal yeah let's do pen pals oh i have something to play you beforehand okay great uh in relation to pen pals we did get a submission of a jingle oh shit oh yeah uh anya she they says hello i've been working As a professional Theme song

Slash audio engineer For 12 years now What That's a lot of theme songs And I heard your Pen pal segment Needed a jingle Also theme song engineer

Is the hardest Like descriptor I've ever heard Oh hell yeah I don't just write them I engineer those bitches With a wrench Yeah

I've been working On this for The past week And I think this is The best piece i've made in a while i love your podcast uh so i hope you enjoy this professionally crafted piece i'm now i feel like they're lying when she's a professionally crafted it's gonna be like poopity scoop it's a little youtube poopy and i really like it.

It's the entire thing. I do like it. I feel like we should have more people submit it. Feel free to send it. If you think you can top this, you broke boys, just try it. Pen pals. Who sang pen pals in the first thing? Is that one of us?

Or is that just them? Because it kind of sounds like my voice, but not exactly. It's like in a different pitch. If you were doing like a sample for them to use, maybe. Yeah, it feels like my voice like but like because the character of the voice sounds like mine play one more time pin pin pals no i don't know yeah that's interesting identify yourself yeah reply send us a reply who's that who's stolen valor who was that who sent it to us? It was Anya. Okay, Anya sent that to us.

Or send us, did you use my voice or am I just making that up? Or is it mine heavily edited? Yeah. Hey, wait, let's do some samples for some people if they want to make one.

It's a pen pal. Pen pals? What's up, pen pals? Pen pals. Pen pals. pen pals what's up pen pals pen pals pen pals ah a pen pal and today on pen pals we got another pen pal look out he found its way to my house uh okay one other one that i really enjoyed. Not much to say on this one. I mean, look, sometimes we get outreach from brands and ads, and I think we might have made it to the next level, bro. Oh, no.

Wow. Sean says, hi, dear blogger. We find your YouTube channel very interesting and would like to use it to promote our brand. Would you like to guess what the brand is? I bet it's like a I don't know like a like a drone there's something good guess our team would like to invite you to promote our brand Netflix Netflix is an American entertainment company a streaming service for movie and TV series. It was founded on 20...

Webster's Dictionary. Yeah, what is going on? It was founded on 29th of August by Reed Hastings. It's from Reed Hastings? I was like, is this email from Reed Hastings? Mark Randolph. Since 2013, Netflix has produced its own films and series, including animated ones.

Cool. Thanks, dear blogger. We will also provide you with a personal account and a full subscription. Wait a minute. What is the scam here? They just get our information? They're going to ask for us to send topless photos or something? What you mean, from Netflix.SeanHernandez?

I don't think he would lie to us. The answer is yes, obviously. I'd love a subscription. I'd love to watch Stranger Things and then have my information stolen yeah my identity I assume alright I have some ones that's not a scam

oh interesting yeah not interested I'm not interested Austin put in the jingle pin pals bark bark or whatever that guy pulling

on a tree stump you know what we've actually been getting a ton I don't know if it's like an end of the year phenomenon or something we've been getting

a lot of pen pals about breakups oh damn like a lot of breakup pen pals and I don't know if like we've talked about it

a little bit because people have asked before but I I don't think I'm an authority but they're always welcome. They're interesting. Well, I think the theme of this show is that we're not really an authority on anything.

You're not. Oh. I love music, as you could tell. Actually, I dig it all back. Hey, what do you think of the production on that track, by the way? The Andrew Tate track? Yeah. Did you think it was kind of like somebody worked maybe really hard on it no I was actually going to say

the opposite but now that question is making me think that you had oh come on man I said I was gonna do pen pals why are you distracting me from talking I thought it was hard uh I thought I did a good job I was gonna sick and I'm signing up for netflix uh this one's about a breakup there's this actually kind of copies the theme that a lot of people specifically like i've been through a breakup we kept the same friends and now there's this dilemma but this one's a little diff hi i'm sam hi dear blogger uh oh by the way if you want to send pen pals sad boys pod at gmail.com that's yeah sad boys pod at gmail.com put pen pals in the subject line and I'll find you hi I'm Sam I appreciate you guys in the pod a lot

really getting me through school right now haha haha I broke up with my girlfriend ex now yeah more or less I broke up with my girlfriend

wife now I guess that is a wife that is your ex girlfriend That's how that works, yeah. More or less. I broke up with my girlfriend. Wife now. I guess that is a wife. That is your ex-girlfriend. Yeah. That's your wife. I broke up with my girlfriend ex now a couple months ago, but we stayed really close friends because we were friends in the first place, plus we have the same friend circle. Right.

But recently, I've started catching feelings again. Ooh. Ooh. Now, this is interesting, dear blogger. Man, am I the asshole for wanting her back question mark it's not my intention to play with people like that hoping for some guided professional great advice thank you uh from the industry connoisseurs themselves of relationships we are connoisseurs uh so thanks guys hope you're hanging i consume relationships i'm not really a part of any of them myself i swallow love like a python i open my entire mouth uh so yeah are you well i mean i'd have a pretty easy answer for you are you the asshole for

feeling that way which is no no it's very rare that the way you feel is a wrong or like we don't know the context of the breakup whether or not you felt like you were fundamentally incompatible or if it was not the right time situation. But I will hazard our dear blogger that if you are catching feelings again, do not in any way act on those feelings. Sure. Unless you are extremely confident in what you want to do next. And if you do want to communicate. Like, it's okay to communicate those feelings. But it can be seen as manipulative.

And if, like, you know, you date someone, you break up, and then you start giving them breadcrumbs like you're interested in them. Sure, yeah. You know what I mean? Which can happen for two reasons, right? It can be a very sincere, which in this case it kind of sounds like it is it is like i'm catching these feelings uh and i don't know where they're at on them it's interesting they say i don't want to play with them because that would be that if you did start putting the breadcrumbs that's where you're playing and then the other reason people do it is one foot out the other reason is like a little ego boost yeah like i know this person

wants me maybe i'll do just enough that like they stay in that like perpetual stasis and i get all the benefits with none of the stuff i don't want but that does not sound like this case it sounds like there's just some lingering affection or maybe yeah a lot of breakups are just just like eroding right it's not like a big catalyst or anything it just slowly erodes and maybe that's what happened and then the distance is letting you kind of get nostalgic for the bits you did like yeah but honestly did anything change in the meantime exactly like is has anything changed i think also just like take time to process internally before you take external action because the risk of hurting someone is much higher if you've already been in a relationship if it's like if

it was like i'm in a friend group and i'm casually flirting with this person there's stuff to navigate there but it can be harmless and you can like be open about the communication but if you have we don't know the circumstances of the relationship that didn't work out so just be very careful i think i think ultimately what i'm trying to say is like be very mindful and respectful of how you might be affecting the other person yeah nothing you've done so far has been wrong right it's okay to break up with someone it's okay to feel something afterwards exactly the as soon as that kind of branches into somebody else's experience then it's then it gets dicey yeah agreed especially if they took i don't it sounds like they took it okay but even then like it's hurtful to yeah it's a hard situation to be

in like to it's you know if you date somebody in the friend group and then it doesn't work out and you remain friends that's tough because it's hard to process the breakup at all like because um you know traditionally you try to take some space away from the person, but if you just like switch modes immediately, there could be some unprocessed stuff there. Yeah. I mean, especially it's, it's cause how much is different, right? It's like, you're not sleeping together, but everything else is kind of the same. You are hanging out a lot of the time.

Your brain can be like, Oh, the proximity to you feels similar. Yeah. It's like a like a uh uh sense memory right yeah like oh this place smells like my old apartment and you think back to stuff that happened right right yeah because you might have a lot of um muscle memory i guess for things that you tend to unlearn when you take space from a relationship um but if you never take that space then that can be a tough thing to navigate yeah i feel you you ever been feel free to not answer this we'll cut it out or whatever i'm curious the felt like the recipient of some bread crumbing a little bit for the ego of the other

party you know what i don't think so and if i feel like sometimes i've been in a situation where it's kind of like mutual, where it's like a little mutual breadcrumbing, where it's like, are we just flirting? Is anything going to happen? Probably not. But we're both mutually like, you know, when we're in a certain space giving each other attention, but we kind of leave it at that. Yeah. So I think that's fine, especially when you're communicating openly about it um but i don't think i felt sort of like i treated that way in a negative light in a negative way or used in that way yeah unfortunately

uh no the i mean the closest i have is just i've never had an especially messy breakup, but I have had, you know, the girlfriend now ex, dear blogger. I have had that person feel, like, just distressed. Not extremely emotionally distressed, just sad, right? Right. And this is a person I care about, and I don't want them to feel bad, and if they reach out, i want to respond but again

if you're talking to this person very consistently and you are their emotional rock how different is that really than what you were doing before and how much are you just kind of indulging in like the benefits of the relationship and also feeling like a rock makes you feel like you're never like i don't know it's um and it's not that they have done anything wrong and this is an old old relationship but it's it's i did not know how to resolve that and it ended up just kind of that communication fizzled out and i'm never sure if i were to do it again now with um yeah now i'm a industry connoisseur as you know yeah a relationship

connoisseur whatever we were industry professional uh i don't know if i would be more proactive about it because it feels weird for somebody to be sad and they'll be like hey stop texting me yeah i would definitely say though one thing i want to sort of call out is that you've mentioned like well what's the difference i think you know, I think it's okay to have like emotional intimacy amongst friends and have it not be a romantic relationship. But I think it's like what you're getting at. I think this is what you're getting at is that the waters are muddied when there has been a romantic. Yeah. You know, romantic relationship between you that you're now sort of falling back on sort of all but the physical

let's say like let's say there's emotional intimacy still but there's just not physical intimacy that can still feel like you're in a relationship yeah the dialect's just different like you can can get emotional support from one person but it's a different language when you've had like a more extended history when you've had those extended conversations one-on-one in bed over 48 hours, right? Like versus just a text exchange. It's just not the same. Yes. No, you're not the asshole.

As the content authority on Am I the Asshole on Reddit, I tell you that you are not. I have to tell it, dude. I'm so sad, by the way way just because I have this in the list as well I found such a good am I the asshole title and they deleted the content of the post

am I the asshole for keeping for keeping track of when I was told by older people that I would understand things quote when I was older and emailing them examples of how they're wrong now that i'm an adult that's actually awesome that's so sick that's so crazy getting that contact information interesting and you like write them in your death note whatever dude plus these people are were adults at the time so they'd be like middle-aged to elder people getting an email

it's like about your advice yeah guess who uncle jared what i don't understand idiot how are babies made i don't get it still it's confusing me yeah driving on the other side of the road is scary to me where's the stork you lied I haven't seen a single stork. I saw the Grinch and nobody's lips are all crazy like that in real life. I put milk and cookies out and they're still there. And I was hungry but I didn't eat them.

I left them for the guy. And no one ate them. Joke's on you. Are you telling me I wasted cookies for nothing? I don't understand. That would be a funny email to receive. Anyway, shout outs to... Oh, damn. Their name's gone as well.

User slash deleted. Wrap it up. Neat little bow. Yeah. Hey. Thanks for hanging out. This is kind of cool doing it in person. It's really weird.

It's cool. It's cool that we get to do this. I feel like I'm one of those TikTok guys now. What do you mean? With a camera? Yeah, the TikToks of people on podcasts. Oh, that's true. Because I feel like there's tons.

I see tons of things on my For You page of podcasts that no one listens to. Yeah. They like show up on your For You page. And somehow like a ton of likes on that particular clip. On that clip, yeah. It's a guy going like, do you know Anakin Skywalker had a huge cock and it's just got like 300,000 likes. Okay, cool. He did?

Wait, we should try to, like at a later time, we should try to stage one of those. Oh my God. Where it's like, wait, what? Like it's just completely a lie. Yeah. So like Andrew Tate, before he got into kickboxing, didn't have regular legs. They were spider legs made out of metal. Yeah.

No, I'm not fucking with you. Wait, that explains so much. Yeah. They were able to, I don't want to get into it here on the podcast because he's a co-host and you should check out the show he's usually on. Oh yeah, he is. It's called Shaving Your Head Because Your Hairline's Actually Fine. Yeah, it is.

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