Sad Boyz - Being A Racist Pays (w/ Garrick Bernard)

Episode Date: December 19, 2025

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Welcome to Sad Boys, a podcast about feelings and other things also. I'm Jarvis. I'm Jordan. And today we're joined by a very special guest, Garrick Bernard. Multi-hyphen-it, dude. Multi-hyphen-it. I try not to be. Yeah, but you can help it.

You're like, ah, dude, I got to be a writer and I got to be a comic and I got it. Oh, shit. I'm acting. Oh, no. I'm tired. Oh, fuck. That adds, you put that in the hyphenate. Fuck, I'm tired.

That is also the hyphenate. Yeah, that's a last one. Tired. Yeah, yeah. a writer, actor, tired. Social security number. Right, right. Go ahead, boy, hit it on the show.

Phone number, parents' phone number. Yeah. Oh, nice. Do you have that locked in? Yeah. I think I've only got a couple of phone numbers left in my mind. Childhood best friend, everything else is white. Childhood best friend, my own, because I still have the same one from when I was a kid.

Buck. And maybe I would recognize if my best friend's home called me. You don't have Jordans. Fuck, no. Jordan, Jordan's number is fucking, that's up me. That's more on me. Jordan, Jordan, I get stressed out whenever I have to call Jordan because it doesn't default to the last number you use. And so if I tap into him, it gives me this drop-down list of 10 phone numbers. Oh, 10 phone numbers. Yeah, because Jordan, like, it's complicated. He also, like, I have like five international numbers for him.

He's kind of international. I'm kind of a multi-hyphenate as far as like, uh, names. Yeah. I don't want to talk about it, but I used to be part of the, uh, Certain thing of ours Oh, you know? Oh, okay. Yeah, yeah, I was going to say

It's like, that feels very CIA like, I'm not supposed to say what it is. I just remember it. Garrick, I wanted to have you on this podcast because I like to sometimes use my podcast as a way to talk to people I want to be more friends with. Yeah, hell yeah.

I want to be friends with both of you as well. That's fucking cool. We were talking about magic before this? Yeah, I stepped in here. I was like, yeah, this is, this is where I belong. I'm home, actually. I'm home, actually. I'm not fucking.

thing oh god you have a new tenant yeah this is actually technically a uh an island state exclusively for black nerds yeah this is um yeah uh we're sovereign citizens yeah this is great excuse me officer i think you'll find this is my house hello sad boys live coming to a los angeles near you and also on our patreon after the show we are doing a show on january 11th at 730 p.m at dynasty typewriter in Los Angeles, California. Be there, be square. If you are not in Los Angeles or won't be able to make the show for any other reason, the show will be available on our Patreon. We're recording it with a billion cameras, and it's going to be beautifully, beautifully captured for your viewing pleasure.

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I just put out a gold video and I recorded a podcast talking about this guy already so I don't want to spend too much time on this however do you guys know what looks maxing is looks maxing yes the mewing yeah all of that stuff

all that stuff it's like it's it's everything under the sun from cosmetic surgeries to like micro fractures on your face I just have to point this out I think it's so funny that everybody's saying like oh I'm gonna blah blah max or whatever and they're like oh

I'm doing this because I'm macho when the term itself is coming from RPG games it's literally just from role playing games you are trying to max out a fucking stat from a wizard you know your magic set or whatever I'm actually I'm actually stealth maxing

I'm stealth maxing right but like a Chad like a loser but I'm putting a lot of my points into sorcery. Whoa, charisma max. Right. I learned... Riz maxing. I learned that the term for trying to be funny is gesture maxing.

No way. No fucking way. I mean, that is very funny. Oh my God, they're so unironically lame, man. Like, it's so nuts that we just have to bow down to this new generation of fucking losers. And they're just forcing not being a loser and saying that. No, this is actually cool. It is, it truly is like, it's like propaganda from a community of people that just want to get Andrew Shelter's haircut.

Yes. I feel too self-conscious about it. And so they're like, you know, I'm actually going to work. I'm going to do enough homework to become funny. Yeah, right. I'm watching Gillis and that's basically me. That's, we're the same guy. That's pretty much what I can do.

When you mentioned the, um, the RPG thing, it made me think about, remember pickup, I guess they're still around, but remember pickup artists like, yeah, yeah, yeah, like from the early. They were on MTV shows and shit. Was it a magic or whatever his name was? He wrote a book about it. Yeah. Yeah. The game guy? The Neil Stratt.

We just talked about him for a video. Oh, no. That's how to make friends and get pussy or whatever. That is Dale Carnegie. Ah, that's okay. Maybe they did Neil Schrozz. But it was a certain era of influence people. Yeah.

But the, those people, like whenever they're pictured, are always in like what looks like a costume from a video game. They've got all kinds of weird, like, He made up, like, peacocking and, uh, Yeah, they're dressed for stats. Yeah, they're wearing a hat that gives a boost but doesn't fit the rest of the other. Right, right, right, at all. Like, you look, oh my God.

It is, they always, why do they always end up dressing like magicians? It's like the natural end point of being white is you've just become like a necroman. Is it just a desire for Merlin? Is it like, it's like kind of what you're saying is like, I need to justify my whimsy and so actually this is what you get when you're a 99 charisma stat and actually

Yeah, followed all the rules Yeah, this is what, yeah I have a feather in my cap because I'm a cool guy. Right. I think you're thinking of mystery. Mystery. Mystery.

Mystery, yes. The pickup artist. Yes. Oh, his name is mystery. His name is fucking mystery. Horrible SEO. Yeah. That's cool.

Yeah, I'm on board. Speaking of horrible SEO, I wasn't originally going to show you this, but can we go to so Jacob I'm going to need you to Google something that just shoot me if I ever say this out loud again looksmax.org and then PSL.org but just like just put space and then and then space PSL yeah complete guide to PSL ratings so we'll have to zoom in because the same domain name

ender as the wildlife federation yeah also the same max font as HBO Max Also the same acronym as the pumpkin spice latte But what's PSL? Right, okay, so I learned I was talking to a journalist yesterday And they told me the origin of PSL And it is literally from like It's like pick up some other community

And some other community I can't even remember But it's like a reference to all of these pseudoscientific communities Oh I see About this is like a having an egot, but for being creeped. Oh, okay.

So the PSL scale is a, I believe, zero to eight scale for attractiveness. Annoying people love rules. And I wanna, I wanna, maybe we can slowly go through this and look at the increasing rating. And remember, the max is eight. Wow.

So I'm very curious if this lines up with your, yeah, your theory of a nerd core approach to. Yeah, yeah, it's all. Oh, this is gameifying. Exactly, yeah. It is gamifying life. It's adding points to everything. Yeah.

And that can be healthy for some people, like when they're like, oh, I turn my life into an RPG so I get two points for going to the gym or whatever. And it's like, okay, that can be healthy. But then there's like this extreme. Well, they're usually not playing on the same rule set as like the women they're bothering. Yes. They're like, I have an eight. Right.

And they're like, what is that? PSL. Yeah. Okay, you can scroll down a bit. Stupid. So when they start. You're not. Listening to the rules.

This is very funny, according to standard deviation, which is like that, that's not how you should write that, but whatever. They're saying that the PSL scale is on like a normal standard deviation curve. And you should equate the, um, a PSL 8 with a 99.99% attractiveness compared to the population. Okay. In terms of the, um, so they're basically saying where on that? curve the the different ratings are so based on your it's your all three of these community elements combine the P the S and the L so it is an exponential scale

but that is not that does not humans are really bad at visualizing that yeah it's like when you hear the magnitude of an earthquake yeah and you're like all right is that like big or is that because I there was two wobbles yeah yeah so yeah let's see the rating examples who are these people okay this is a two I think the guy the first guy is a guy

with like a huge face tumor like elephant Titus or something okay that's unfortunate did any of these men request their rating no that's the thing I feel like if I'm trust upon them if I'm Michael Barryman I'm like why the hell did you put me in life

but if you're Michael Barryman you're also rich and don't give a fuck about this no literally you're rich from being kind of ugly yeah yeah it's like put Shemi on there, I guess. I reckon you'll get a three or I think Bishemi might be it. All right, yes, you will see Bishemi.

Wait, wait, where do we think Bishami is going to land? Um, got it, got to be three or four. Yeah. He's got like a rat like charm to him that might be able to have a little bit. Yeah, I think that Michael, um, Mike Berman is better looking than Bouchemey, I guess, just based on his, well, that's based on the math. So, uh, you're actually incorrect, yeah. Okay, so is, is Michael Beryman for?

Like, is there something? Is this purely face? I do believe it's purely face. I mean, that's just like such a thin range. Oh, all right. Okay. Who the hell is that? That's an especially unflattering of a show.

Casey Nice. That's like Casey Nice at receiving bad news. He's doing the same face that Trump did when he found out that Ruth Bader Ginsburg died. He's doing the face George W. Bush did. He was the second to hit the tower. Yeah, he's about to go back to reading the story. Right. That is a haunting image of Bishemi.

It's completely blown out. He looks like a ghost. It's like a creepy bastard. He's very young. I do feel like if you used a glamour shot of young Steve Bishimi, I think he's pretty attractive. Yeah. He equalized, I think, at a certain age.

Yeah, I don't think that they're adding in the fact that, like, certain models look weird. Like, they look really weird and they're a model because of how distinct their facial features is. He's on television and movies because of how distinct his face. and because it's just interesting. But I guess this is like, it's own, it's cis head men for cis head men, right? Like all of this is all writing. Well, like, yeah, when you're a bodybuilder and you're like doing it for the male gaze. Right.

This is his male gaze. John Cena's the hottest you can be because it's the most body you're like. Yeah. He's accumulated as many muscles. Yeah. He's the most of a thumb. He's the most of a thumb. Like this form.

The bad guys from Spike. There's a bad guy's from Spike is. It's got to catch them all. but what you're catching is every muscle in the body. It's every vein. Yeah. Okay, so now if we go... That is a really strange photo.

Yeah, it's so weird. All right, we can move on to the next... Noticeably below. Omar Ed. Omar Eads. Omar Epps is a fool. How much is suck that, Dick. Beck Bennett.

Leave Beck Bennett alone. Are you insane? Okay. This is dead average. Okay, this is dead average. Are you crazy? You think that Omar X is dead average? I don't think that.

Are we in the negatives? I think that we are in the negative. To the point where the Steelers coach that looks just like him, everybody's like, who's the hot coach? Yeah, yeah, yeah. What do you, like, the one that looks at Omar Eds? I know exactly what you were talking about. And his name, he's been the Steelers coach for 20 years.

Yeah. And his name is on the tip of my tongue. And I'll remember it in a second. I mean, look, Beck Bennett is like, part of his appeal, I feel like he's kind of a normy-looking dude. He is a normal-looking dude on television. Yeah. Which, like, greatly, I mean, you could call, like, Colin Jose is a normal. Yeah, I was going to say, like, and again, it's like Shilabuff also, like, all of his controversies aside, this is, he's, he's doing mugshot face in this photo.

Yeah, he's in movies. He's purposely. He also was an adorable child actor as well. Right. You keep on picking people who are famous. Get somebody at the store, you know? That's what she fucking need. They need, like, bigfoot shots of, like, a guy who's on, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

This is a three. It's, like, none of this works for famous people. This is, like, it's always really telling when any cultural reference or, like, reference to life that, like, super online people will use is only ever to media. Because there's no reference point in life. Right, right, right. It's always like. You know what women are like? They're just like this movie I saw.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Not, like, made by a guy. Right, right. as a camera pits like tilts up and they go into a fantasy. It's like, no, that's not happening. Where is stifler's small? I think we're starting. This type of person who buys into this is the type of person that's generating those

AI images of a young girl, like almost exclusively young girls. I've seen people pointing that out how it's like, hey, you ever notice how like all these AI, you never see like a guy generated by AI? It's like always these like 21 year old women. Yeah, it's not a woman in like her early to mid 30s at work. How do you open, Colin? It's like a 19-year-old standing on the beach looking, waiting for you. Yeah.

I'm waiting for you. The young AI images, what like... Oh, these got, like, they have no touch point with reality. And so then they all are like, this is going to be my wife. This is the most beautiful a woman can be. This is peak physical form. The people who are like, I don't know how to put it. But yeah, this is peak.

This is what peak performance looks like. I mean, a lot of the time it's them like posting, you know, one of the 10 generic poses that you see in all this like super high fidelity, just portrait ones. And it's like, women used to have class and we used to have a culture. Yeah. And it's like, this lady's not real. Yeah. This lady's not real. And then before that, they were just using women from movies and television who were playing a character who were also not real people that exist.

You're not old enough to remember a time. You know, you can't go back to, like, women used to be, blah, blah, blah, all this shit. It's just like you weren't there. You weren't there. If you were, you'd be like the kid with polio. Yeah, yeah, you would have an iron lung. Women these days, right? What is wrong with you?

All right, let's go to the next one. Okay, wait, wait. I'm going to guess, like, some contrarian picks. I'm going to say, like, John Hamm gets a five or something. Oh, my, okay. Yeah. I mean, yeah, I think that might be right on the money. Let's see.

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I was like, leave Tom Holland out of this. Yeah, leave Tom Holland out of this. That's not fair. Yeah, I mean, he's 14 years old. He's 14. He's 14. And I didn't know the other two guys for what it's worth. But they're attractive men.

Yeah. What was the description of this tier? How do they categorize this? People in this rating will be considered above average and will be found attractive by a decent amount of people striking features unlike that dog omari f yeah right averageness and decent ratios may put people in these rate oh ratios like the symmetry of the face yeah yeah okay but also um i saw they're already wrong yeah i know this is it's it just is rage bait from yeah yeah uh

Derek Luke is a very handsome man. I don't, I, I, I mean, Tom Holland, I don't want to judge Spider-Man. But look, he's all, they're also, they know what they're doing with these photos that they picked. Because I feel like if you, if you pick a, like a beautiful headshot of Tom Holland, you, you wouldn't be able to, in good faith, put him in this tier. No. I mean, this is like, how they look in this picture. They're doing, like, headshots. on the red carpet as opposed to,

they got like a photo of Steve Buscemi on the toilet. Right. Yeah, like a sewer. Someone took a flash photo of Steve Buscemi on the toilet in the dark. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. He's doing his best no spherazzo.

In fact, he's a bit. You got, so fucking ugly, Jesus. You've got crypted Steve Bichita. Yeah, yeah. Steve Bichemy is a cryptkeeper. Oh my God. But yeah, like, Tom, Holland, I feel like is handsome, but like the other two dudes here are models.

Isn't the whole kind of, especially if it's pickup artistry adjacent, right? Isn't the whole point of this rating system to be, you know, getting into that weird kind of home math psycho stuff where they go like, well, 80% of women are only attracted to 20% a man and right so like these oh homath by the way as a reference to a YouTube channel called homath who really it's not called psychomath actually yeah now they change their name to psycho math it's for psychology psychology and not for psychos women like it sounds like a 7.1 we'll use this method yeah god what i would give to talk about like again but we can't do it all of all of the the math or whatever like that 80% is only attracted 20% is kind of all based off of

like Tinder or like any app or anything like that. And it's bait, I feel like off of just seeing the person. Yes. Not talking to them, not being around them. Not spending a moment with them. You think fucking Pete Davidson would walk into a bar and everybody, oh, I fucking look. Yo!

I wonder if I'll get a swap. Because I feel like Pete Davidson has landed in this really unique position of being, he's, he's like a high contrast you hate or love yeah i do you feel like he's like a steve bushi of his time he's an unvary photo of him yeah it looks like yeah a grasshopper like it's not a good look he definitely has uh yeah very unflattering uh angles of him and then yeah also great angles of it where i'm just like you that if he's not super famous and we don't know about his the size of his member and all of

that stuff, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. And he just walks into a bar just randomly. He'd be like, who is this ghoul? You know, like, well, he's hunched over a little. That guy looks like Steve to shoot me on the toilet. It was this huge cocked girl. Who is this huge cock? I can tell it's huge under there, but Jesus Christ.

Yeah, hold on. It was this hung monster. Yeah, but then you sit down, you talk to him and you're like, oh, this is the most charming person of all time. Yeah, he's got to, yeah. Yeah, and the same shit is probably going to happen, like I already saw the names, but with Timothy Chalamey. Yeah, we can just go ahead.

And scroll down. Yeah. Isn't that the point of like pick up artistry stuff? It's that it's like there's a set number of rules and magic spells you can cast where it like supersedes your physical attractiveness. Yeah, exactly. But then somehow the like it's impossible for 80% of men to date. Right, right.

It's like you already said no before I even sat down. The funny thing about the PSL 5, and again it goes up to 8, is that they describe this is this is when you start getting appreciated for your looks. Yeah. Oh, my God. Yeah, yeah. This is when I started finding people attractive is sort of when they're like significantly above average.

No disrespect. This is for sure by somebody who is British. To like to have. Skip this. To have Prisiana Ronaldo. I thought that was crazy. Yeah, I'm sorry. Yeah, it's going to only be footballers.

Yeah, yeah, it's only football players. Like, Cristiano Ronaldo being mentioned in any way, shape, or form is nuts. They had to not. It's funny. They went out of their way to not disrespect Cristiano Ronaldo and he was not in the discussion He's not in it at all. He's not top of mind. No, no, no. He wasn't being mentioned but for them like we gotta get my go in there. I got to mention my guy. Filthy

slender man, Timothy Salomey, a man made of puke and vile, cannot possibly stand up against 95 year old David Beto. Yeah, right, right. But David Beck, where's David Beck? Dude, seriously, David Beckham. He's too old. He's too old. He's disgusting. And they picked the photo of young, Chris Evans. It's like not chiseled Captain America. We haven't had the serum yet. And I think it also has to be somebody, he doesn't have the serum yet.

I also think that this is made by somebody young because they don't, they haven't seen the shift between like generational attractiveness. Back in like starting off in like middle school, being dark skin was literally like the scarlet letter, the curse of double tap. Double tab. Just fucking, I am going to destroy this person. How dare you even come out the womb? Put it back.

You fucking. Try again. Yeah, try again. You black. And then literally leaving high school is like, oh, this is the best looking thing I've ever seen. It just shifts so hard. And so for you to put Chris Evans in this photo who doesn't have a tan, who is like as, as bright as he has ever been.

Right. Knowing that if you talk to any white person now and being like, oh my God, my skin is so pasty. Sure. To add that in is just like, it's so weird that you didn't even see the shift. Right. Between, oh, white people want to be as white as possible

to white people want to have a little bit of color, back to white people want to be pasty. Right. People are also a little off put a lot of time by symmetry now. Like, that has been a shift because it is like the, whether it's like visual asymmetry or just like a little bit of wonkiness to the presentation, like a, uh, uh, uh, uh, Pete Davidson.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I've heard so many people in my life say, like, Chris Evans, not really my type, little too straightforward, a little tube off in those movies, so and so, and then be like, but like, Grant Guston from the Flash, he's like kind of weird looking, you know? Yeah, I like, I'm sorry, I first started Grant Guston when he was in the war. Whirblers in glee. Oh shit. You're right.

Oh, my God. What's my guy that just won Sexiest Man from Wicked, Sexiest Man Alive? That was me. Yeah. Thank you so much. Yeah, well, how could I forget?

I got cut out the movie, but I still got sexist. Jonathan Bailey. Yeah, Jonathan Bailey. Jonathan Bailey was, did the actors on actors with David Corn Sweat. Oh, yeah.

And to see the two of them standing up next to each other and knowing that Jonathan Bailey is the more, technically the more attractive one. Sure. It's like, but me, physical, I'm like, no, there's a corns way. I mean, they're a corns right, dude. The first interview I saw with him, I'm like, yeah, I got a crush on the studio.

It's great. It's great. I love this guy. And him being so, uh, boy scowdy. I was like, oh, this is great. Yeah, yeah, this is perfect. It's perfect. I mean, it's like, it's so funny that, yeah, again, have like a community in decades of,

I quote, literature about pickup artistry or whatever. And then, like, charm has just nothing to do with it? That goes right out the window immediately. Yeah, where the fuck did Riz come? Like, you guys don't understand. That was short for charisma? What's funny is, like, you relinquish that you'll never have Riz, so you have to become as physically attractive as possible to overcome having no personality.

Having no personality at all. The thing that should be impossible. Yeah. What's funny is that they've, yes, that is a great point. These people have taken one of the more difficult things to change, which is like the way you were born and looked. Yes. And instead of changing something that's a lot softer like your personality and general vibe. No, no, no, that's me.

That's who I am. But this physical stuff that can change. It's so funny to watch an entire generation of young men develop a system to guard the fact that they're too afraid. to talk to girls. It's so fucking fun. Go talk to them. For the love of God, just go up and say, hello, my name is

so on and so forth. Yeah, yeah. But like, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. Do you want to, like, start a relationship? Right, you start that as your first line. Yeah, that's your first line. You want to start a relationship. I should confirm, I've recently made a tier list of most attractive women,

and I would put you squarely in kind of the B to C range. Yeah, yeah. By the way, that is a compliment. That is literally what, and when we do watch this clip, this guy, and this is like, speaks to a real problem with young men, is that there's forums for this, looksmax.org. Yeah.

And the dude who says the N-word a lot, he joined those forums when he was really young, and he got really into this stuff. And it's like, and you're searching for a community. And look, that's technically a community. Yeah. And it's like, that's how these things, like, kind of sink their teeth into vulnerable people.

That does supersede. This is essentially just like, it serves the same function as getting really into World of Warcraft or something. Yeah, I was going to say, This is the stand as me writing a guide about EV training. I got super into hobbies because I was surrounded by people that, like, were into those hobbies and it facilitated me hanging out with those people. Not in a disingenuine, I'll pretend, but in a, well, I'd like these people and they're into this thing. Maybe I'll give it a swing.

Yeah. But I don't know, maybe just by luck. None of those ended up being, like, turning people into skin lamps. Yeah, no, no, no. Because, like, I, to that point, I feel like people. are make or men I'm sorry not people men are turning not people oh yeah bro fucking voice uh we're we're turning um life into the hobby and they're like flipping the two right where it's just like oh my life is uh playing this game doing so on and so forth and the

hobby of like uh you know the hobby becomes going out and talking to people and looks maxing and all of that bullshit where it's like I am joining the community of how to get better at life and max out life points yeah versus uh I'm just gonna you know play call of duty all day did you ever like have a because I know we we've talked about it on the show there is definitely a a moment where in seldom kind of nicked us you know no 100% yeah yeah if you have that experience oh yeah yeah it was like oh why don't they ever choose me yeah yeah yeah yeah you Yeah, I must, thinking I'm a nice guy, I'm just very rude. Oh, my God.

Just, same shit, thought I was a nice guy the whole time. Um, he started dating, like, actually in, like, adult life. Yeah. And just having the first girlfriend being like, you're, you're actually kind of mean. Wait a minute. No. But I'm the nicest guy. What the hell?

I'm afraid you're mistaken. You're mistaken. You're, you're... Hey, say that shit again. Yeah. What was that? What was that? what the fuck you know yeah but i've had no women talk to me right right it's like no you're

nice to me but everybody you're actually kind of a visa shit like you just are afraid to say the thing to the person which i guess is another fracture point of like okay now i could take that information pivot away and go like yeah women are wrong yeah yeah yeah right and i'm right and i've actually never been wrong i've never been wrong or it could be that like when they when the waiter bought Sparkling Water, which I did ask for, I remembered asking for still and I freak out. Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's not like the fucking mind. It is weird to develop like divorced guy syndrome at like 12. Yeah.

Like, it's like, you don't know anything about relationships yet at all. You know, you've learned everything from either online or a movie. Smoking your cigarette playing cool math games. Yeah. These damn rules, they just don't get it. Come on, guys. Let's go get a pint and pretend to smoke cigarette. Yeah.

What's, who's after, who's, who's at six? PSL. So there were five, because you have a five or five. Yeah, of course. At like 85% more attracted than 85% of the population at this point. And then we're really just like diminishing returns. Yeah, yeah. We're just like, you're already past a threshold. Right. And so that's the thing that I kind of agree with. Like, I think that there is a threshold of like quote unquote attractiveness that you hit. And then once you pass that, nobody gives a, no other, no other partner, whoever you were walking up to, nobody's going to be like, oh, you're not. At the very extreme end, you become a circus act.

Look at the very beautiful man. Wow, that's kind of crazy. That's nuts. Anyway, I'm, yeah. Like, there's so many more silent, unmeasurable factors that lead to who you ended up in the conversation with. And it's not going to be like, I mean, you'd have to truly, I guess this is like part of this practice, but to be like in the middle of a conversation with someone, spot someone else

and then like mathematically decide that there's a point. 0.5 deviation and go like, I guess I'll start again on the off chance that that might work out better. Right. It's very naive. It's in reality is like humans are very, very simple. Yeah. And if you are enjoying our conversation or even just sharing the space with someone. Yeah. You can't re-engineer that. You will, you know, whoever writes this, whoever abides by it, whatever, if they actually just have a conversation with someone that, for whatever reason they're enjoying their time with, it would supersede everything else. Yeah.

Because that's why attractiveness expectations shift. Because it's just like, it's different paint to do the same image. You know what I mean? It's like, this era was this, but I just kind of want to hang out with someone. If you've never taken the time to get to know someone to the point where like they develop a crush on you because of your personality, then of course you think this makes it. Yeah, yeah, exactly. Yeah, yeah, yeah. This episode is sponsored by Aura Frames.

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Okay, can we go, can we slide up to, like, three? Like, yeah, yeah. Let's just at a bar situation, Steve Ushemie is in the same bar. Can we go back to, let's say, Chris Evans, right? They're at the same bar. Steve Ushamie bumps into Chris Evans Yeah they're like blah blah blah blah blah Some girl is talking to Chris Evans

Steve Ushammy bumps into Chris Evans Oh Chris Evans is like bro watch where the fuck you're going And then Steve Buscemi turns around And beats the dog shit Out of Chris Evans Like beats the fuck out of it Just like one inch punch

Like one inch punch And then looks down at him and say, don't ever fucking talk to me again. He spits on him. And then he looks back at the girl and says, I'll see you later or whatever. Like if we're like dumbing it down to the most like lizard brain thing of just like

the attractiveness scale is like, okay, this person is going to reproduce good genes and all of that. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, if that's the rules. Combat is a bit of an ick. Yeah. Is it an it?

It's an ick, right? If I turn up with like the cock except for Sabretooth, then I've overtaken Omar apps easily. Yeah, and he's like, okay, so like, and then also, like, same, same pairing. We're watching Steve Ushemmy hunt. I would, like, hunt well, and, like, Chris Evans can't get the bolt back on his, like, right, right, right. And you're like, okay, well, who the fuck is this guy?

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. This guy can't protect me. He can't protect me. He can't do anything. And so. But in the same dialogue, like, if he bumps into him and then Chris Evans freaks out, like, it's just really, like, yeah, yeah, it's like,

oh, my shirt, oh. And then Bishemi's just like, hey man, it's all good. And it's like, he's just charming. He's charming. It's like, not even a, uh,

and then he'll get the girl. It's a, then he'll just in life radiate like some warmth that you, it's like hanging with a tarantula versus just like a dog. A lot of like really chill warmth. And I'm not, I didn't bring up like the fighting thing to like, like praise aggression.

I kind of just brought it up as far as like, you are, uh, we're, you know, looks maxing and all that stuff and then you're not paying attention to all of the other things that make right you know if we're doing rules if we're doing rules then in the trash mask rules then what this what about my car yeah you're looking at if you're like kind of horse blinders on to only this

one thing you were going to attribute everything that doesn't work to not being having enough yeah exactly if i had like a karate base scale that was just how much karate they know yeah They're like, oh, Steve Buscemi through, yeah, he'd be high. I can see him, like, pulling out, like, yeah, the five-figure death punch or something. Right, right. Just, hey. Imagine Steve Wuchem-it's, like, being on a set with Steve Wuchemi, you're an actor, and you just watch Steve Wuchemy lock the fuck in and turn into a boardwalk empire level guy. And you're just like, this is fucking outstanding.

Yeah. Attracted. Right. Immediately. It's, like, almost as if you can. have any trait in addition to whatever you look like and that could be a way that someone could be attracted to you which is why we try to save it like it's unhealthy to like only make your life about it's like a tier list of like seasonings there's a form of so sick yeah not by

itself right there's a form of nihilism that a lot of these people have yeah and then also what I feel is early onset if not completely embroiled in a like a body dysmorphia type thing yeah because the ways that a lot of people in these communities refer to themselves they have all their little acronyms where it's like I'm actually a low mid-tier normie I know it's like why would you even expressing that is very unattractive yeah yeah and that's so sad yeah it is genuinely it feels like what we were talking about earlier where it's just like, oh, I got nicked by this, this, I could have fallen down this rabbit hole.

I mean, they need a, what they need is like a, but I found Pokemon. But I found Pokemon. Older cousin chelda tap. Like that is it. That's the solution's just like, yeah. And that's what this podcast is about. Let's hang out. Yeah.

That'd be weird about it. Well, there needs to be more big, we need to do the big brother thing. The big brother program. Yeah. Older cousin program. Like you just have someone you can text and it's like, hey, I was thinking about how I'm a, how I'm probably a PSL 4.5. And then they respond.

Shut the fuck up. Yeah, what are you talking about? What are you talking about? Skull emoji and then a screenshot of them screenshot again and sending it to a group trip. Look what I did. You deserve it. All right, let's finish out the scale because I really don't think it means anything. Who's left in like Johnny Depp?

Okay, well, Johnny Depp is young. All right, all right. Oh, well, Bolton Haynes. Well, when you're like a big red X, like, yeah. See, this is, again, this is the hollowed out cheekbone. I am as sharp as possible. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Also, this is the start of a model tier rating

is just objectively incorrect. It's incorrect. Because they've already shown models before this. And it's so crazy that they don't understand that you have to walk around in the world. Like, this is a still photo in the most perfect lighting of all time. And you're basing the scale off of this photograph.

Yeah. Not Johnny Depp walking around, not him. like, no, but like, here, like, look at this. Yeah, look at me locking the fuck in for this one friend. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. This guy, he's a freaking pirate. Yeah, right? He's a pirate.

Look, Johnny Depp, talk about physical competency. He ran on that big wheel. Yeah, yeah. He didn't even fall off. Oh, my God. Dude, he dressed up as that Native American man and wrote a train. People don't like him. Oh, my God.

This is also, uh, this is also been pointed out. I know several times about, like, the, the, the poor community is like, the higher in the scale you get, the more queer icon core it is. Like, not Johnny Depp as an individual, but that aesthetic is so iconically like, this guy's gender. This is so sick. Also, it gets very close to a huge problem with this entire type of tier list, which is, what does Johnny Depp look like now? What is aging do? Because, like, what is being bad person do?

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. It's like, it's like, it's fucking rots you from the inside. Yeah, it's like you can, like, oh, for this brief moment in time, but then you have to like keep living. Yeah, yeah, it's like, yeah. He was on this set and then he went back to put wearing too many scarves. And I think that this is him, I don't know what, it's got to be like 18. He's like, yeah, he's so young. That's what, a 21 Jump Street era probably?

I think it's from the film Cry Baby. You would know that. Because he were one. I really liked that movie when I was like. Yeah, because you were like, this is me, I cry all the time. You just know everything. 1990, so how old would you? He's like 900.

now but you have to factor in the evil it's like it really ages you it's like dog years yeah in 1993 he would have been 30 so yeah like 20 okay 27 27 this is great for 27 yeah good job i'll say it it actually looks pretty good in the photo it looks pretty great that messed up yeah maybe i'm crazy yeah i think some of these people are actually good-looking are good-looking people this is the start of model tier rating many famous actors oh my god it's like you've This list is mostly been famous actors. Wait, you scrolled a little bit just so you can see the whole thing. A little more, I'm sorry, because we got the timer in the way.

Many famous actors and models fall in this category, great features, as well as classically handsome, fallen. Isn't that? Great facial harmony is required for this rating and sexually dimorphic features. Sexually dimorphic means that you look different than a woman. you look very different than a that is opposite gender i don't think that photo johnny definitely like that sorry i i think i've seen like a video about like attractiveness to a man or what a man feels like is attractive versus what a woman feels like is attractive is uh a man is like more like chiseled and all that stuff and like granted a face person or whatever and then a woman is

just like a guy that looks like a girl a little bit you know it i literally it's like every time I talk to a woman, she's like a, um, if he looks like kind of a wooden doll, I'm kind of like, I'm kind of into guys that are maybe like, uh, the personification of a Coke can. I think it's really sexy when their bottom teeth are on the top. Yeah. When their thumbs start on whether their fingers are. Yeah. I just want them to look like a little shicklet person. Yeah. I mean, I think it's like kind of like the, the biggest burden, I guess, of traditional gender norms is that dudes got all of the traits that are, like, desirable either way. Like, yeah, you know, a lot of pressure.

We have to be, like, competent and make a lot of money. It's like, well, yeah, but you want to be competent and make a lot of money, right? That's not like, as opposed to you have to be, like, subservient and demure and quiet. And, like, yeah. Subverting that kind of stuff is right now, at the very least, like, the more attractive thing, in part because, like, I think the implication of being super. either super trad mask or super chiseled or whatever is, to be honest, you're probably a pickup guy. Yeah.

It's read that way, right? Like, I know a lot of girls that have actively unattracted to someone who is looks maxing core. Also, their brain is like two in the Stone Age to acknowledge like a the, like where they can only acknowledge a gender binary. Yeah. And not like the fluidity of, of gender. And so, like, much like attractiveness is fluid. I don't know. It's like even if there's like these hyper, you know, on the ends of the spectrum dipoles

or whatever, these like traditionally traditional man, traditional woman, it's like there's all the in-betweens and you don't know what all they have is averages, like what people on average are attracted to and that loses, you lose a lot of the nuance and like boiling it down to that. Can I also add that for straight cis men, the bar is on the floor. Like, if he's not mean to me, that's what I'm looking for. Right. Yeah. It's crazy that that's such a blind spot where they're like, I never considered not being a piece

of shit. Yeah. I was so locked in on maxing my face. Because that involves efforts. You know, I think that convenience is killing our society in that like, oh, I don't really have to leave my house to do any. or to get anything even to like feed myself, you know? True.

I can order like on Amazon a rubber band to tie around the back of my head through my chin and then stretch my neck out. I think there's a, there's a lot of combining factors here because there's that, but then there's also that like dudes would rather do X than go to therapy. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Because it's like I'd rather get a little hammer and hit my face to create micro fractures on it than talk to someone about why I'm lonely. Right. Because this will fix this. Because, but then it's like, okay, then you keep asking back why. Like, well, why is that?

And I feel it has a lot to do with the patriarchy and just like guys not wanting to be seen as sissy. Yeah, it seems like the less, less masculine. Oh, it's like weak. It's weak to go to therapy. It's weak to admit my faults or whatever. Right. And sorry, you guys are all doing this because you didn't go to war like your grandparents. Should we just

You want to just go to war Yeah, just go to war If that's what you want to do Go to war We can come up with one that's easy Yeah You can do like a war against like I don't know

Geese or something Go hunt geese We'll send you into like the The Wilds of England And you can fight against There being no predators Yeah All right let's let's speed through this

And then we got inward clips Oh hell of yeah I'm so excited Yeah Anastasia's been practicing All right Oh, Henry Cavill, of course. He was going to be high-owned. See, Chris Hemsworth and Henry Cavill, they are dude-hot.

That is for the boys. Because look how much they are. Like how much body they have. I guess it's also like the what is attractive through generations shifts with time. And I do feel like sometimes like your Henry Cavill's, it's a little bit of a nod. It's like, oh, that used to be like everything. And we don't really like that as much nowadays. But like, it's fun to have one.

Yeah, yeah, how the Clark can't look a motherfucker, you know? Those fall in the category are extremely attractive. Wow, so. Still, no. No, no, no, no, what is this, uh, yasified Cruz that I'm saying? I, young Tom Cruise, like, he is a real looker. Ian Summerholder, yeah, I get it. Yeah, uh, and also Matt Bomber as well.

But if you look up, I mean, Emma Darcy on the red carpet, Emma Darcy is a Jane Austen-ass name. Yeah, that's true. Isn't that literally? Wait, and Emma. There it is. There it is. The first book called Emma. This first picture.

Emma Darcy is probably what most women would be like this is the most attractive man I've ever seen. You know, kind of giving young Johnny death. Yeah, yeah. Honestly, if I'm being real, like that's what I feel like should be the eight on this scale. If you're really catering to women, but you're not. You're catering to men. If we're doing like tracet, American attractiveness, why? Actually, you know what's kind of noticeable?

I'm realizing now is let's say, I don't know, the person that made this is now at time of writing, like 19 or something. Right, right. This was written in 2021. Yeah. It kind of seems like as they get higher, they're getting more and more people that were the hot ones when they were like eight. Yeah.

It's like Tom Cruise. I will say, I don't know anyone that likes Tom Cruise. Tom Cruise is like repulsive to most of the women that I know. Like the surgery thing with this tooth, his tooth is, his front tooth is in the middle of his phase. I will say Ian Summerhalder reaches a level for me of like distractingly hot. Where it's like, what is this? Go go to the fucking runway, boo.

Only 2000s, right? Yeah. Lost plus gossip, though, vampire diaries. Vampire. That look was so peak. And now, you know, it's still common, but I think that very much, and people can chime in in the comments and DMs I won't read. But there is something to how lane it is now. It's very boy next door, which in real life is hot and approachable.

But if we're talking about like, if we really wanted someone to rank these, someone who is attracted to. two men, to rank these in terms of actual in-person attraction, a lot of these guys radiate Hollywood. Yes. These guys giving off an energy, we'd be like, I don't really want to, like, go to a second location with this guy. Right. Who the hell are these?

And these people, to me, are not attractive, the previous people. I don't know any of these people. They had to, like, work really hard to find people that had the features that they were looking for. Okay, the black and white photo, that's a skeleton. That's a literal skeleton if you, like, with skin on it. Yeah, it's a default, like, character creator. Yeah, yeah.

No offense, by the way. That's the first face, first haircut, and first body build on the character. Yeah, yeah, haircut A. Right. So this is somebody who played Skyrim and was just like, it's close to the, yeah. I think I'd be ignored. Yeah, that'd probably be me. We haven't been trained to see people like that without like a spotlight or hairlight or like you see them in natural kind of amber lighting.

Yeah. All right, we can move past. I guess we can't find out. We get reverse em. Also, if we're talking about symmetry, that guy's nose is cricket. We called him. Yeah, do they have a contact form on this website for being corrected? My God.

This is just, they're- Didn't we just do 7.5? They're proving. This is about like 7.5. they're proving that like I don't know who that guy doesn't have pupils what's going on to these people it's the stereotypical like white man with the brightest blue eyes you've ever seen that's scary yeah yeah right yeah it's gotten pretty beautiful oh i just realize they all have blue eyes now yeah it is it's it's it's turning a little nazi you guys it feels a little nazi scale like the text

on the last one says this rating is almost unheard of it simply can't be done also don't fucking list your sources you stupid bitch there's no sources you don't this isn't a fucking term paper yeah let's see some of this yeah let me see some of the hardware down here the sources what are we looking at objective aspects of beauty these are just blogs by the way these aren't like yeah there's one from tufts but it's dental dot tufts.edu right this is kind of modern phrenology it is yeah or at least in my opinion and that's what a lot of the the looks maxing stuff is to yeah the looks maxers like uh in in the videos where they're like this guy's like nagging women he like tells a girl she has a recessed maxilla see that sounds like

what is that what are we supposed to be like wax figure she has somewhat of a underbite or whatever but it's for no it's like basically phrenology and he tells us to an insanely attractive who doesn't speak english is her first language as she's like what are you talking about yeah and then he says uh i mug you by two PSLs. Real funny. Pretty cool. And so it's like it's one of those things where he's performing for the chat rather than

like performing for. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, he's like a streaming guy. Yeah, yeah. Life is your hobby. So now can we just go over to TikTok? Yeah, you're right about the hobby in the inverted hobby. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Because you're you're doing life for the internet rather than the other way around, which is what, because like if you are, that's why it's so weird about like the, like the streaming like like i'm just gonna stream my entire life right if you're living for for the chat like that's weird that's weird and wrong what do you like yeah what do you actually care about what do you care about can we type in clavicular inward has anybody seen uh she's out of your league i haven't no maybe it is it is it is literally uh it's it's it's with the romcom like 15 it's um what's my what's my guy's name j bear show yes the iconic uh don't worry with enough rules you two can defeat women actor exactly and that's what like you can defeat enough women

that's like his whole career and that's you know that that movie is basically this entire conversation that we're having i do feel like uh in the nineties at least i feel like there was definitely a push like in like a like waiting or movies like that where it's way more about like how you can't get the woman you want because of some kind of act of God it's like, no, she's gay, we have to do something.

Or you can leave her alone. She's the only one in the cast. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Okay, you can start with that first, top left. Play gangster rap or some shit like that. Just give me an excuse to say nigger, you know?

That's what I like to say. That's type shit that I'm into. That's what I like to say. My goofy heart, do be liking that. No, okay, no fucking way. No way. I hate that this is being exposed to me, man. I truly, truly, we can't be innocent forever, bro.

Can't be innocent forever. Okay. Like, Tupac got shot and killed. You know, like, like, like, Tupac got shot and killed. Everybody, for this, for this, this is exactly, like you bringing, oh, put up, put up gangster rap. So, so I can say like hard end, which is crazy. So I can say, nigger. He's like, he's bracing himself for it.

Like when you hit the gas. He revved up. I does seem like he was like like when you're a kid and you want to tell a specific joke and you're trying to like set up that like

you ever think about like corn and you have like a corn joke ready to go it's like that but like the other he's like put on gangster rap I can confirm that's what I like to see

that's the best part that's what I like put on some rhythm and soul I've never seen him say the N-word and get the reaction he's looking for and then it's like it's like when a child is trying to show you a new talent that they have or a magic trick or something and he they're just like here's my trick and then everybody he's like expecting everyone to clap or be have some sort of reaction please clap and that's why he has a

no reaction and so that's why he had to say that's what i like to say it yeah he gets like nobody when your life is all validation silent validation through the chat you're probably what you're waiting for is the person to go, pog! That's the thing, he can't hear the dubs in the chat. Yeah. You know what I mean? You can't hear. You can't hear the applause.

Clav is such a savage. Clave just owned the Negros. I got more. I got more. I guess we can do the far right one because I just love the caption. Clave just be dropping in bombs like he's black. Just be. A white teenager wrote that 100,000 percent.

Dude, this type-ish, really. It do be like that. I do love. Struggle A-A-A-A-A-A-B. God, I love it. Every so often, I'll be playing, like, I'll be playing, like, Marvel rivals, yeah. And somebody will put ASL or whatever, ASL or whatever. And I'm just, and every, like, every so often, again, coming off of work, I'm playing this to relax.

This is your hobby. This is my hobby. I am, you know, I just got up a 9 to 5 working at the factory or whatever they're fun. You're working at the Spock's factory? Yeah. And I, you know, I'm playing this to relax

and somebody puts like, I'm garbage, ASL or whatever. And just every so often, I'll just be like, nobody respects you. Nobody respects you. You are a white teen. You don't even say that. You don't say that. Stop.

It's funny because it's like Uncanny Valley. where I'm like, because a lot of stuff I always felt like I was impersonating. Yeah. Because, you know, it's like younger. It was like, oh, like a lot of people are surprised to find out that I didn't really know white people until I was like 12, but I always sounded like this because I just watched TV and I just talked like the TV. Right.

But everyone else around me told me I talked white. And yeah. But having grown up around so many people speaking like those in bombs. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. There's such, it's such a weird, like, I don't even say this, and I know you're doing it wrong. You know what I mean? Exactly, because I know what it, it's supposed to sound like, and it's not, like, I know what this is about, I'm not a chef.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I know that the dish is made incorrectly. I know that you put too much salt in this area, yeah, yeah, yeah, you put too much salt on that end, man. I don't know the science of the tongue, yeah, yeah, it's just like, huh, this is a lot. And then it is, like, over-salted, and then these chefs are like, no, yeah, right. You like it's good. Yeah. You just said you like it.

I did literally, didn't. I didn't, I didn't at all. Women. Right, right. The chat says that you liked it. Oh, by the way, I was for a video watching, skipping through like a five-hour IRL stream. The chat is the most, like, racist shit I've ever seen. It's like, it is nonstop.

Well, it's like, he's so eugenics. Like they're just simply on screen. Oh, my apps is the worst part of house. He's serious. But it's all of the, it's all of the, like, shock. It's like, it's, it's very shallow, very hollow. It's just, like, trying to do something to be shocking. Kind of like when you're in middle school.

And, like, a kid, like, makes a dark humor joke or something. Yeah, because the thing that's supposed to get you out of that is meeting people who are funnier or more interesting than you that aren't doing that. Yes. And then in my, in my case, I have, like, a very specific memory of trying to, like, be an edge lord. Maybe when I'm, like, 15 at a party. and there was this other guy who was just very calm and approachable. Yeah. And he was like, you're being like kind of weird, man.

Yeah, you've been all. I was like, oh my God. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Wait a minute. And he's just like, he's crushing with not even trying to. Smiling, laughing at other people's jokes, like being involved. Yeah, exactly. I'm losing.

Yeah, yeah. I'm losing this hangout, but not charm maxing. What was it, Jester Maxing? That's awesome. Nave call. Yeah, yeah. Just going back to the, the, the, the, the Tupac of it all.

I'm so sorry. Everybody that was talking like that was also facing grave danger. Yeah. And so for you to co-opted while not facing any danger at all. Stolen valor.

Not getting shot at, not like... Oh, what tour? Where were you stationed? Where were you deployed? It really does feel like you are wearing a medal of honor. Yeah. And then somebody,

comes up and it's just like thank you for your service and you're like oh i didn't serve it all yeah and you're like oh okay oh then why are you my culture is not your costume yeah yeah anyway i'll see you later i love to say yeah um yes all right let's see get that anyone else want to fuck my wife so i could continue with my live stream because quite quite frankly nigger i just want to sit around call a duty and heat that he charges up He does charge up. Loading one sniper round. He has like,

he has like frames of starting like, letting it off. Oh my God. Yeah, you can actually, you can counter that by, with a low kick quick enough. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, it's like, oh, you really, yeah, we knew that was coming, actually.

We were able to period with. Yeah, yeah, he telegraphed the end word. The telegraphed, dude. Does his hat? Maybe also say the end word? Yeah, Nicker 64 Yeah, Nintendo 64 Oh my God

This is insane This is absolutely insane I know we've all seen And we've made a career out of watching preaks like this Do this kind of thing But like this guy, he is bringing a new flavor to it I don't think I've ever heard a hard eye before yeah yeah yeah

I mean you've never heard a space before the word yeah it's like a part of the spelling it's like an ellipsy yeah oh my oh does this clip keep going oh who's who's a kid that went up to Buster Rhymes and called him um he was doing the IRS stream and he went up to Buster Rhymes and he was just like oh yeah I'm taking a picture with Tracy Morgan

and then Buster Rhymes was like wait I'm sorry what and like like like kind of of, you know, he, Buster Rhymes was also kind of code switching, you know, he's just like, wait, I'm sorry, you said, you call me Tracy. I didn't, I didn't know that. He's doing it. He's doing nice. He's meeting him where he's at.

He's meeting where he's at. He's like, I'm sorry. And then he's just like, no, no, my, my friend over there, he called, called you Tracy. I'm just telling. He's like, wait. And then he just drops it. He's like, what the fuck are you like? What are you talking about? Like, Tracy, I'm not, you think I'm Tracy more and like started, he didn't lose his mind.

But he's just like, I am talking to a kid, but you need to also realize, again, I have seen people die, you know, in front of me. And so for you to come up to me with this like, oh, I'm jester maxing or whatever, I'm doing a bit and all of that stuff. Don't do that to, again, bust a rhyme, bro. Like, what's wrong with you? It's a different flavor of when people go to, like, Home Depot and harass the employees there. Yes. Because they're making more money harassing them than the Home Depot employee is making doing their job. And you've made their job harder by like using them for your content.

They have like no concept that the context would matter, like that it is different to say certain things to certain people. Because I'm sure they would also make the defense of, yeah, it's the same as like this other video I made where I threw sulfuric acid at a homeless guy. But it's the same. And I'm like, no, that's such like a different kind of awful thing you did. Oh, my God. This one is, or a really common thing I see a lot of these guys say is I'm fine with, like, my friend calling me a cracker. And you're like, okay, if you, if we just start history right now. For sure.

No, no, no, this should happen and we all just spawned in. All right. Yeah. For sure. Yeah. Yeah. But it's like, does he know? Yeah.

Has he heard about this stuff? Oh, my God. Or does he think it's like an exclamation mark? It's like, it's just a word that there's... This guy has at least two things where he defends his use of the N-word. And one of them is when he's very lightly confronted by a black guy who does let us down, I have to say. Oh, no. Yeah. Oh, God. One of the comments is the GTA 5 clip.

Oh. Where he's like he did really, like, charge it up exactly like he doesn't necessarily like he doesn't as seen. It's so funny. We Tanisha stop fucking with that lawyer. Oh, that ye-y-ass hair girl. Can a low-covered me a grip? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, my God.

Have you watched the compilation of Japanese V-tubers watching that clip? Oh, yeah, yeah. Like, yeah, sorry, I guess they don't know. What do you're singing? In Japanese is like, well, I don't know. In Chinese, it's that thing. Oh, in Chinese is that thing. There is.

It's like, ah, they're saying that thing. This guy just yelled at his friend and then said that thing. Yeah, it's so good. And he's like, oh boy. Maybe that's what this guy's saying. Maybe he's Mandarin. I just sent you the clip. This one's hard to find, so it's from the video that I did.

But it's really awesome. I'm going to do a Nick Bomb right over here. Nick Bomb. Wait, wait, show the area. Show the area. Yeah, no, show the... Yo, did anyone hear that? What was that?

Bust in the wind. Must have been the wind, bro. I didn't say that. Yo, who said that? Who said that? I don't know who said that. So this was the first time I actually saw him say it, and I was completely surprised

because I thought he said, Nick Baum. And I was like, nicotine? Is he about to say it? Oh, yeah. Yeah. I think I've maybe used the term of the show before, but like this is like a it's an air pod moment to me where it's like somebody comes up

and you just go huh what what you're fucking what was that oh okay what this is like we're not playing the same game right now who said what I'm at dinner right now yeah you're you're I understand that you're doing this for a bit okay cool yeah but then also you're protected by the law you know like you do it where you're very unprotected

yeah yeah also this is an olive guard and I'm trying to enjoy my endless friends. Yeah. It's, what does he think he just did? Is it, right? In his mind, it's like, wow, these thugs in the hood almost killed my goofy. Yeah. That was a close one.

It's like, but he pansed. Like, I couldn't find black people in the shot. In the shot. He pans to a beautiful establishment. Yeah. What is it? Everywhere. This is like the kind of did he go out to like once a month.

I can't believe I got out of that safe. Yeah, right, right. I can't believe I made it out of there alive when like, they're alive when like half the people in there are like, yeah, I say it too. What are you talking about? I didn't even, I can't even tell if you're watching. So far away.

We banned black people in this crowd. This is a sundown sound. It's clearly sunned down. What do you mean? Jacob, if you go back to that other page we're at, there's just one clip of him explaining. Oh, I mean, we're judging him unfairly. He explained it.

Yeah, so it's so fun. by the way, the juxtaposition between the captions that are clearly like gassing him up or like gassing the situation. Like so the fourth one in, so one, two, three, four, clav gets pressed, saying the N-word. Tell me if at any point it feels like he's being pressed. You putting press. Yeah. You don't know what that. You really don't know what that means because it's the way that I feel like it originated.

is like, you're getting pressed up against a wall because somebody is in your face. Right. It's when someone says something to you. Also, if someone is, I feel like you can also be pressed. But, like, getting, I don't know, like, oh, you're pressed. Yeah. But anyway, you can just.

Clavs, Goofia, gets pressed by crazy. No, this is the guy who unfortunately does let us down, but we get to hear inside of the mind of the genius here. Appreciate you, man. Thank you so much. Yes, sir. I was wondering, right, like, are you, like, are you just like, pure white? I'm pure white.

Okay. So I would just wonder, like, what makes you, like, say, like, the N-word? Of course. Well, I just like it, you know? I like it. Yeah. Do you think that's, like, that's, like, do you think that's, like, that's, like, that's, like,

I think that's exactly. I think I can say the N-word. I think I can say it. Why you think it doesn't matter? Well, because I'm just kind of, like, a free-spirited guy. Like, I don't really think about, like, social constraints and shit like that. She's like, I want to say something. Of course I'm going to say, you know?

Okay. I respect it. It's not like a racist thing, which is like, it's a fun word to say. Do you say it? Yeah, I mean, that is in his hands right now. I respect that. I did try to warn you a little bit ahead of time, yeah. Just pure, pure coonery.

Yeah, yeah. On display. I mean, I guess he's on a stream. I guess maybe he's, you know, wanting to. Yeah. I'm, like, let me not say, like, I, I, I had a joke about watching an agent and say that I'm word in a. You know, as he was quitting, and I, like, did this whole thing, like, explaining why that was funny to me.

And so, as far as me saying, like, oh, who can say it and not say it? Somebody in the comment would be like, oh, you have a joke about it. Doesn't matter. My entire, like, idea on this whole, like, oh, you're free-spirited or whatever. You can say whatever you want. Go for it. If somebody smacks you for it, they- What the hell happened?

Oh my God. Win stupid prizes. Yeah, I'm, me personally, I'm not going to do that. I like my life. I'm not going to go to jail for it. But if I see somebody touch you for it, I'm going to sit there, record, and laugh. That's what you get. Yeah, I mean, yeah.

Because you were, that's what you were, it's not what you get. That's what you were asking for. He's exposing how few consequences he's already faced for saying it. Like how he. These guys don't give morality. like a terms of service. Yeah. Yeah, you're just not supposed to do it.

Right. Yeah, but what don't you? Well, why? I guess if you genuinely just don't care about human beings. Like, if that's just not a thing, then- I do think that that's part of it.

Right, right. If you don't care about people, yeah, there's no empathy there. If hitting a car didn't also kill you, yes. People would be exploding, and it's just like, well, I am immune. Yeah.

I'm allowed to shoot a cop. But nothing happens. Right, right, right. My father owns 12thago. And GTA only get two stars and then I go around the corner. I'm out of it. It's funny to me that he says he, he's like, I just don't believe in social constraints. And yet he has a very strict, like, point system for beauty.

But that's the thing. It's very, like, non-social. He's very, like, I think when he says... That's in a vacuum. He's admitting that he's a sociopath. that he's a sociopath. Right. Like, you just say, I don't.

Because I don't believe in social constraints. Well, that means you don't want to be a member of society. Right. Like, because that is the, the invisible contract that most, most of us are taking part in. You are a savage, you know, like, and not in like the old, not in the cool way. Not in the megastalian way. Yeah, yeah. You're Neolithic mode.

Yeah, yeah. And the way that your ancestors called everybody else outside of their society. This is like, you're so right that this is just a, he. can larp and do this because it's morality if you don't have it is only what you get spanked for right it's like if your dad tells you you can't do it and he'll take away your secured chase platinum card all right then it's actually i guess i just won't say the end word because then i won't get what i want but if you don't have that like you know nothing's like pure altruism right but i feel like we've we've created such like grim nihilistic like you said like

realistic approach to this kind of stuff, where it is, well, if I'm not getting my Chase Sapphire card taken away, why would I care about it? About anything else? Why would I care about anything or anyone? And if I am punished for it, that is the moral failing of the punisher, not me. I'm cute. You're right, right, right. Look at my jaw.

I just cut my fingers open by accident trying to scratch my chin. Also, he's ugly. I'm sorry, I forgot to say that up top. This is an ugly man. That's very funny. He's made by his own rhetoric. He is not lining up on the... He is a four to three, you know.

Is this the guy that made the list? No, but he's a... He's an evangelist of the list. He's kind of like that... He's like Joseph Smith. Like, he's not... He didn't write the Bible, but he kind of came in with some new ideas.

That's so fucking funny. He's got these plates. He's the guy that made up the rapture. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. He came in with his plates and they said, like, minimum 5-8 peak physical form is eyebrows that hurt.

Can I gently transition us? I was going to say yeah, yeah, yeah. Because we're talking about the consequences of saying the N-word. And I think this relates so much to our next N-word user. Yes.

Who had a very positive experience. As we're transitioning, if you just hit back Jacob real quick and just show that tweet of his, if you just like tap the back button or whatever. Looks maxing random homeless people today. All right, we can move on.

Looks maxing random homeless people. Oh, what time don't I can't miss that? On kick. Oh, I bet he mugged them so hard. Dude, he was, honestly. Oh, why isn't he at Thanksgiving with his family? There's November 29. It was all, yeah.

Leave. No. There's certainly a tier list one day to be made of the new pronunciations of the N-word that only Gen Z has managed to access. There's been a lot of innovation, new technology. You know what I mean? It's like, let's throw in like an L.

Yeah, let's figure that one out. I do think that this guy invented NIG bomb. I've never heard that point. It's N-Bob so that you're censoring it. Yeah. We should drop the nigger bomb. Right, right. Okay, that sounds like you're one of the killed library.

Oh my God. I mean, that's more impressive technology. Yeah, yeah. If you have a bomb that only targets black people, it's like, mom. A nissle. I'm firing a nissle from where... Canada tried to invent a gaydar in like the 60s. Really?

Yeah, they tried a thing that could tell you if they... The CIA also tried to invent some sort of chemical device that would turn people gay. Yeah. Oh. Was that the Alex Jones turned the frogs game thing? So when people say, make America great again, that's what they're talking about. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, when we used to, uh, experiment. We actually used to innovate back in the day.

It is so, I really think... Went to the moon. Not necessarily, I mean, maybe if we lighten my melan in a little bit. If we jump back to the 50s, I would have a way all of a time being in the CIA. Oh, God. I don't know, what about, like, a pan that's, like, huge. It's like so big we win a war. Yeah.

There are so many things like that. Like, they tried to train cats to be surveillance animals. Get health cats. first one that they tested at a park, it ran into the traffic in the car. Oh no. Oh, fuck. The budget the whole budget on that one.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's like, it's so sad because it's also animal abuse. Yeah. Because they were like embedding like technology in the cat. Like it's horrible, horrible stuff. Could have been so cool though. Like it worked. This is a video that was taken at a Cinebun in Bay Park

Mall, Wisconsin. Guys, please share this racist Karen. My cousin is traumatized. She started disrespecting her hijab after she asked more she asked for more Carmel because she hardly put any on the bar. No way. Yeah. She's being racist because of a

guacca's extra moment. Oh my God. That's crazy. Your body makes you a better person. Are you recording? I'm going to record you. Yes. Do you want me to draw water on you? I am racist.

So idiot for real. And you are a name. What? They cut that part out, but she did call them the N-word. The nickname. I think there's some- Somali. Yeah, there's Somali.

But they're, and they're wearing hijabs, which is extra, like, it's not extra bad because, like, any sort of racism is bad, but just we're in a specific moment where, like, the president was also hallowed, like, made a super, super, super hateful marks for Somali people. Is this in, it was in Wisconsin? Is this in Wisconsin? That is the exact group in Wisconsin that he was targeting because... You're going to be a Karen.

How are you going to be a Karen and work at Cine? Yeah, because... That's a racial stereotype. This lady working at Cinebond, that's racist. They shouldn't let her work there. That's too cliche. So she has already said the N-word. Yeah.

She continues. Perfect. Nice. They did her the favor of cutting it. I know what? That's crazy. That's nuts. They still believe in human decency.

when someone isn't even showing that back to that. That's the craziest parts. A third party wouldn't want to hear it. So they cut it for their benefit. Oh, my God. So the first thing she said, she's like, do you want me to throw water on you? For the second, I thought she was like,

do you want like a napkin or like some forks? Yeah. That's like what? Yeah. Look, hey, we've been there. Sometimes you're trying to riff out a specific and it doesn't quite come to you in time. Scanning.

Do you want me to throw a floor at you? Do you want me to throw LAMP? He's like... Sinabond. Oh my God. And yes, you are a nil. Wow.

That's two things. The huge range, throwing water on somebody and then calling them a racial slur, big range. Oh, my God. I also can't wait for, you know, ray-band glasses to become more normal because then it's not going to be. be are you recording me are you recording me it's just like oh i'm just like

streaming my my first person view and then this fucking crazy thing this is the only like good use of those very big glasses because they're right now they're only being used for like harassing women in man on the street tech content yeah yeah for sure i feel like it's doing a lot of damage to the lens community oh me and anastasia and peeps are at extreme risk essentially i took my glasses off out of respect oh hell yeah Yeah, it's stolen ballad to wear them. Yeah. I just wear like a GoPro headband around.

Yeah, yeah. You have one of those like marine helmets. Yeah. Racist. It's easy for real. I'm not. I'm racist and I'll say that to the whole entire world. Don't be disrespectful.

You ruin you life. What? This is crazy. That's nuts. That is a crazy one-two punch of sentences. Oh my God. I am racist. Don't be disrespectful. Don't be disrespectful.

The civil war robbed us of owning you people. Don't be rude. Don't be rude. Just because of the color of my opinion. Wow. And vibe. Am I being recorded is, it's the white woman version of yelling Kyle Cam. Am I being recorded?

By being recorded? It's like the Goku speech as he turns super sand from the person. I am the light in the darkness. Oh my God. Let you beat me. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Monkey. Yeah, and then, yeah,

Brisa calls him a monkey. Yeah. And he goes, yes, I am a racist. I'll rid the planet. Mind your manners. It's so, be respectful.

It's so nuts how they're like, I'm still the good guy. Yeah. You sound exactly like every bad person in every piece of media, and yet you're like, Don't be disrespectful. Yes, I'm quoting the villains' lines.

I'm a good person. I'm a good person. I want to keep my job at fucking Cinnabon. I love Star Wars, but the tragic ending where the Death Star is destroyed. Wow. What a heartbreak. It's so crazy. I love a movie about anti-heroes like Luke Skywalker.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like a soprano. You're talking about respect? You're talking about respect. You are fired from this place, my life. You're not going to be. walking here. Suck what?

Look how you... Wait. Did she just start doing a suck my dick type bit? And they cut that too. That's pretty funny. That's pretty cool. She did this just the fucking suck it from WW. Oh my God.

The Steve Austin glass breaks. Yeah. She's a time capsule. Like, where did you even get some of this stuff? She is. She crushes two LeCroys and the drinks. Yeah. Do you smell what I'm good at it?

It's also so funny for her to, like, co-opped WWF culture and then be like, man, I fucking love Steve Austin. And Steve Austin's like, you should be respectful to black people. Every time he's just like, I love my truck and I love my black name. You could have picked a racist wrestler. Yeah, you could have been like, you could have done Triple H. I feel like he's racist now. It's remarkable that she missed. Yeah, the undertaker did a video with Trump.

Yeah, yeah. It was re-election. Did she hit him with the Triple H cross-trop or the, the, I think the awesome hit the vanilla. Grab. Yeah. Oh yeah. Can we run it back?

Just like, yeah. It was her own iteration. Yeah. You're talking about respect. 10 year old middle finger stuff by the way. You're not going to be working here. Sack while. I feel like she had some cross.

Yeah. That was post suplex. Also the double middle finger is such a like, I'm 14. Yeah. Like thumbs in, everything nice and compact. This is the last time I was cool. This is where I could get in trouble. I could change her.

Yeah. I think I could change her. I think that she's having a mental break a little bit. And this is somebody that's going through an episode, a little bit. It certainly are like... But hey, people go through episodes every day. Yeah. It's always interesting to see what leaks out when the valve is loose like that.

Like whatever is going on, it's... I would like to think that at my most hypermanic, I... Don't think I had aligned with the SS. No. Yeah, right, right. I had a moment like that recently where I was at, it was like a couple years ago at a New Year's party and I was helping clean up. I'd brought over some dishes. Oh, we brought over some cocktails and I had those big dispensers and so I was washing them out and I had turned around while the water was running and someone from across the room told me to shut off the water.

and then I it's like 3 a.m. I'm cleaning up after my friend's party and I said oh sorry are you helping oh and like that's me that's my version yeah it's like I turn it to a little jerk yeah but also it's like okay that's and I immediately apologize yeah this is me living in a bubble like the fewer or being from a bubble of Los Angeles California to where someone whenever I see somebody that is outwardly racist in this way I'm like, oh, you're having like a true mental health. Right, but this is like in Wisconsin, which is interesting because she's also employed and I think in her own little bubble where she feels so emboldened that she's not going to

face any sort of consequences. Also, you're coming from it with compassion. Yeah, yeah, exactly. Yeah. I'm coming from it with just like, damn, she needs to find help, you know. Yeah. Well, that's true. I mean, same applies for the looks maxing guys to some extent.

No, 100%. This is like... It's very sad. This is the final stage of not having any sense of community. Yes. Well, like, okay, I feel in some abstract way that I can't really articulate, and so it must be the fault of the people that scare me intuitively and who I'm being told. Like, she's one of the many people that are, like, second one in the Candice Owen streams.

Because it is like, Candice Owen is popping off largely because she is a very palatable Nazi. Yes. It's nice and straightforward and clean because she also has very good manners. And manners is when there's no politics, the only thing left is manners. And all you have to say is like, yeah, I'm racist. And I hope you have a lovely day. Right. It's just like it's a really sweet thing.

Don't be disrespectful. You can't get me fired from my job because I said I liked your shoes, nigger. Exactly. So now I want to tell someone did a go fund me for her. Oh, yeah. And she made so much money. Oh, for sure. Give send go.

One of the three options is pray. Oh, yeah, you could just pray for. You can give or share a pray. That is, by the way, that's the respectability shit. Yeah. It's like, oh, you can't, I'm not bad. I'm actually religious. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

And so you can pray for me. She made $155K so far. And then they raised the goal, which is a little much. Oh, no white person should lose their job. for refusing to be harassed by Somalians. I will say it's, they said to Somali customers, which is correct in Somalian is not a thing. And so I just want to call that out.

Yeah. By Somalians. Like they're talking about orcs. Right. Literally like a different species of people, not like other human beings. I'm always, I mean, I think my like bad, I have a bad compassion thing maybe for when it comes for like employment stuff.

Right. Just because that's like, that's where the risks that they are having some kind of like mendable psychotic break could have larger consequences that you know like I don't want any kid to not like for their parents being employed or whatever right but it it cleans all of that concern out the moment that you go like okay well there's no world where she's apologizing and she would just continue doing that to people that come to the cinema and she is she made this much money because she said she was racist yes that is 100% correct the fact that like being racist is now it's speaking my truth.

Yeah. I'm being candid. Yeah. The fact that saying the N-word getting fired and then doing a GoFundMe is now like meta. That's like a new, that's like a thing you're supposed to do. Also like the compassionate thing would be like, look, she had a hard day, she has a kid, blah, blah, blah, blah. Not, no white person should be, should lose her job because of Somali.

Also, it's why the fact that they put that in there is saying we, We like that she's racist. If you're, okay, hold on. So, like, I don't like this weird thing where, like, Christianity is cool, but no other religion is allowed. Because it's like, okay, because when you say pray,

I know exactly what religion you are talking about. Yeah. And you were talking, you were, you were being racist to these people who are Muslim. What is that? Which is,

instead of banning the offenders and backing the employee, Sin upon fires crystal, to keep the non. Yeah, I was going to ask about that. Is that like a slur? Or like a new term white?

That might be non-white. That's crazy. That's funny. They had to come up with a like a bi-pock equivalent for Nazis. Yeah. We want to be inclusive. Get everyone in there. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Let's just call them nons, right? We would like to get rid of all black and brown people. Yeah, yeah. All of them are non-white? Yeah. No, I think it means Christians. Like, and non-Christians. Oh, non-Christian.

The non-s happen. Nons means non-Christians. Okay. I guess that would make sense if it's like it's a community that we don't have access to as much. Right. It's like when a kid says slang, you haven't heard. Yeah. Yeah.

The no white person should is crazy. Yeah. But like also you do mean non-white because you don't. Every time anything happens to, to a white political person, they go after black schools or HBCUs that are traditionally Christian. Yeah. And so it's like you don't give a fuck about it. It's not about that. It's not about that.

It's not the religion at all. That's, I guess, the biggest consequence of homogenizing, like, non-white as a, as, like, one entity, right? Is that you can point to any one individual and say, look what these guys are all about. Versus the, there is a higher percentage of the African-American population that is Christian than the white population, like per capita proportionally, significantly more. Yeah. But there's, it's just like, yeah, but like, not the same. Yeah.

Not us. They're not like us, I think. Yeah. And it's they are. They are not like that. Yeah. And there's any, like, 15-year-old white boy that had his heartbroken discovering that Kendrick was black? Yes.

It's just like, he's just like me. No. He's not like me at all. When he said the black of the berry, I thought he was talking about blackberries. I have a black bearer. I love those. There is a lot of, like, young white people who are extremely racist, but also love music and comedy and entertainment. Yeah, it's, it's, yeah, absolutely.

Yeah. Yeah, it's hard. It's because they want to get rid of. Oh, sorry, that's the Walkland Moon song. It's the shut up and dribble. Yeah, it's the shut up and drive. That's the Rihanna song. Oh my god.

These nons need to... Maybe they're saying nonce. That's what I thought for a second. Yeah. She fires Crystal. Keep these nonces happy. Hey, we stand with Crystal. We ain't laying this high.

Well, we don't have a Cinevon. This problem. Greg's fired Crystal. Yeah. Except she'd be called Chavorn probably. Yeah. Crystal's not really... So do we think she's going to do the thing?

Because we talked... Was it when If he was on, like one of those times where we talked about... that other girl who's at the N-word and then became like a conservative talking head. Yeah, she had like, she got put in a like, yeah, talking head op-ed position for a second and then did it was she went from we got a chicken. She's saying the N-word, come on over to being a little too hesitant to go any further. Yeah, she was like not about it enough. She's like better than the whole high school at like three-pointers. Yeah. But then she goes to the

NBA and then Shapiro's like I'll say it yeah I'll say it right now yeah she's like well I was like later yeah I didn't realize you guys really like this crazy I was just in it for the co-fund me cash right I don't know if Crystal's gonna make a career I mean you gotta find a new one she's she has to have drive yeah and shut up and drive yeah I mean she's gonna be probably like you go from this and then your equivalent of like getting a like basketball scholarship is that the equivalent is like going on Pius Morgan. Oh right like she gets like

some D3 offers but like doesn't really get like yeah she gets one Is this her? Candice Owen's clip. No Wow she doesn't even have a fault bro you got to fix that ratio has what was that 67 or 69000 views

okay she has some good views sorry she has some what do you mean? Yeah, wait, hold on that. I mean, I agree with some of the things she says. Yeah, the sentiment. It's the language.

Like the Cinebon milkshakes are delicious. She's like in the hundreds of K's of views on some of her TikToks, but you know, 900 followers. Don't forget the six samples that went out to the Criola box prior to the fame. Standing up for yourself does not, oh, wait, do you think the Crayola box is like Is it colored people? Oh, I was thinking it was like... Oh, like people of color.

People of color or like when they say the alphabet people. Yeah, yeah. And they're referring to like LGBTQ plus. Oh, the crate. Wait. I don't know. That's like, they're developing new, new terms. Yeah, this is like deep in the...

It's hard to know when someone's racist because, like, they're on Discord too much. I don't know the slang. Yeah. Her, the next, TikTok next to this is her with the white Oreos. This is like too on the nose. Yeah. She's also. A hat on a hat, lady?

Oh, she's got the black Oreos though. Oh, okay. Thank you so much. Yeah, thank God. Well, that was the first one. Segregation, they're at least two TikToks between there. Yeah, there it is. Yeah, the white one is reparation.

Yeah, her taste buds are still hollering. Oh my God, it's so funny to have a like wine mom-esque TikTok after you go, yes, I'm a racist. Yeah. What about it? Can we talk about how there, it is common that when someone in a position like this is accused of being racist, they find, they feel it appropriate to say, yes, I'm a racist. Yeah.

And then go, I was backed into a corner. Whereas I was forced to say I was a racist. Right. That doesn't make me a racist. And then a lot of times they make comments, uh, to the effect of just because of X, Y, Z doesn't make you a racist. And it's like you said you were racist. Yeah.

But then she and because I said I was a racist doesn't mean that I'm a racist. Is it bad? It's like, I guess that's true. What? I thought you liked it. Yeah. You were so proud in that clip. Right.

And then also, like, don't take it back now because now as a racist, I am looking at that $171,000 that I just gave you for being outwardly racist. I want it back. That's what happened to this other girl. I think people were like, oh, she's not really like us. She's like, she's too normally. She's minor leagues. Yeah, she's minor league.

She can't hang with us real racist. I do think it's probably very confusing. to be in what you think is the cultural consensus, right? Like, you're in your bubble, somewhere in the Midwest, and you're only around people that would, are all, you know, one sugar high away from saying the N-word. Yeah. And then someone, you get upset, and you say it instantly,

and you go like, okay, well, yeah, that's what people do. Yeah. When I get angry at my stepson, Lance, probably. Then I call him the N-word. He's white. But I get angry, and I say it. Like that they clip of PewDie Pie where he just like, it's like... Oh, just like, oh, it's because he said it with your friends.

Like, she didn't just... No. That was not her locking Super Saiyan. Right, right. No. It was like Super Zane 3. Yeah, her like her hair flashes like a color. That's where the clav kid comes out.

Yeah. Yeah. I feel like... Every time feels like the first time for him. I feel like you don't even say it with your friends. I mean like, you definitely... Because he doesn't have friends. Oh my God.

You have any friends. You censor yourself, or you don't talk. When you are off of stream, I don't think you speak. And so when you, or like, you're like a quiet kid in the corner normally. And that's true. And when you fucking are on stream, now it's just like, oh, now I get to like perform. Right. It does feel like there's a like correlation a little bit between, I'm mostly thinking of like the streamers we know.

But I think the same thing applies to a good chunk of comedians, decent number of YouTube that we know. It's like a lot of the streamers that are the most performative, which like where their real life as performed on stream is as much of a character as it can get from reality, are the people that are the least socially well-adjusted in person. Yeah, versus the people that are the most authentically on camera, which may not translate to as much success. Yeah. It's indistinguishable from their real life time.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. And I think like it's common with comics as well, right? where like this they're doing a and i have nothing against jeselnick but like the jesnick like you think i was going to say that did that catch you and then you meet them like yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah like a sweet person or yeah yeah yeah and it's like but just wait till you hear his boston marathon bit yeah it's been time to garage remember i mean that's i mean those are the types of things you used to tweet about yeah yeah um before you're up up i want to show you this and maybe this is something that we can watch on on the bonus of

Oh, yeah. You remember the N-word white lady that we were talking about, Lili Gattis, I think was her name. These are the kind of videos she's publishing now. Black people on boats. Can white people have anything?

Boat culture targeted by black people. Boat culture. Boat target or boat culture is being targeted by black people. Black people on boats is such a crazy. It's like they said alien found in the Sahara or something like. Like, do you watch Captain Phillips?

It's also so nuts. It's because, like, that's how we got here. What the fuck is wrong? Like, we didn't want to be here. Don, you brought us here on the fucking boat, you idiots. It's people leaving. Oh, yeah. This is progressive.

Black people on boats. Yes, I want to come up. Reparations is giving them a giant wooden. Oh, my God, bro. How frequently is she? It looks like she's focusing, like, maybe one a month with very good numbers. Yeah, these are, quite popular, though. I mean, she's posting a lot.

Oh, she's posting a lot. So she was like, oh, shoot, I got to double down. I got to go harder. Wait, who is this lady? Oh, can we find her original video? It is a third. A third cracker soldier for the war on color. Jacob has it bookmarked.

Everybody I know who's married right now, they're married to broke-ass s' shit is. She says it way more naturally than close. Yeah, yeah. She had a whole phrase. She had the whole phrase down. Yeah, and she also doesn't say it naturally. No, no, no. It's so like, the, yeah, the, the, the broke ass is part of, like, that's the phrase that.

So she, she's, she's not powering up to say the word. She's saying, she's powering up to say broke ass niggas. Like that's a, like, it's like, it's a quote. It's a quote. It's not, kind of just saying it. Broke ass niggas. It's so crazy. Yeah, the original Japanese, it fits better

in the, like, dub, so that's what he had to set. Oh, yeah, they didn't match the lip flaps first. Yeah. Yeah. The, uh, there was someone in that those TMZ comments saying, y'all made another racist person famous and it's like, no, you did that. We're talking about it after they already raised 200 grand.

Yeah. From the racist coalition of white people. Yeah. That is the, the politeness contingent again, right? Where it's like, guys, we just, if we start, talking about Nazis. They'd actually go away. They famously don't work together. So oh, I think they're doing the thing that they did with um, uh, like transing, where they turned to trans like trans into a verb that it wasn't. Like Somalian, it's become a like

a dog whistle. It's like a racist dog whistle for what like. For like, for like, don't worry, we're being racist. They're not Somali people. They're Somalians and they're invading America We believe that being... It's like a Mexican for all of anything south of the border basically. You know, like, whatever. Or what, it was Haitians who were... What was it? That they were eating cats?

Jesus. It's like hard to keep track of all the horrifically racist rhetoric. But I would also kind of say if we could just look back at her page. And I mean, I'd be down to watch one of these on the bonus. Yeah. Go back to, like, if you scroll down... The podcast. Wait, what's how old it?

Yeah. starting off at like, yeah, she's at like 174K to 07K or whatever. It's like, the more Saan Pikers killing America, the more grounded it is, the less it's grabbing people. Yes. You can know, it's almost like a direct tie between how, how racist it is. Can I, can we scroll up to the Japan vlog? Oh, that Charlie Cook has a little bitch.

So, so here's the thing. You can't post the Japan vlog. I'm sorry because it reveals. what you're really about. All you want is to do Japan vlog. Yes. If that popped off, none of those would be. Yeah.

Yeah. And that's really what you want. And you're not, you don't have the balls to say it. Yeah. I would also love to point out or like, like just as an experiment, would all of this go away if we taxed billionaires and taxing billionaires and then that amount of wealth coming back into the society to where like most people would get you know uh uh like everything would be more affordable and most people would be able to get like some form of like uh general income

yeah it's just like an aGI type thing universal basic universal basic income just a gross income like ubi is what i meant to say yeah would there be like yeah the downstream effects of people having just just a lower level of adrenaline at all times yes you raise a good point you valve open and you go like, you're stupid instead of saying the N-word. Right. As I'm looking at all of the stuff that she's doing, she's like, oh, I'm a trad wife. No, you're not.

You're a content creator. You have a job. That's about that. You would not be allowed to do this. Also, she, you know, she said what she said, and that then blew up into something that she could grift off of in mind. Literally.

You are, again, trying to get to Japan and vlog about being a bit of, in Japan having a nice time. All of this other stuff, I feel like is eating the fuck away from you because you're just like, man, I got to fucking make content about some like shit that I don't

really care about. I don't care. I just want to make money. I just want to fucking travel. Because if you look at that Japan vlog, the way it's framed, it's like if she believed this type of shit, she was saying she'd say something about homogenous cultures or something like, but traveling food walking. You would go to Europe.

By the way, horrible, like, walking, I'm sorry, not a big pole for, like, oh, my God, you're going to be walking in this video, let me click. This traveling in the Japan vlog? Yeah, that's insane. To your point, I think I agree that this is more or less a recession indicator. It's a recession indicator. Like, because- This is a cottage industry now. Because more and more people are struggling and feel like they need to do something extreme to get ahead in life to get the Japan vlog.

to get to that, you know, that point. And so there's more gambling. There's more people in Gen Z taking financial risks, having financial nihilism and stuff like that. And you probably have someone who would have otherwise been a contributing, maybe, would have other, because also she has agency and she did this stuff, but could have otherwise been a contributing member of society, but was close enough to this pipeline that when she saw the dollar sign, she's like, well, I didn't.

my morals weren't that strongly held anyway. Yeah, yeah. I'd rather go to Japan. Yeah. You know what I mean? I'm sorry. This is my ticket. Her moral line just happens to be so low that it's kind of surreal.

But it's not as though like, you know, I'm sure you could present me with some very compelling evidence that YouTube has financial ties to people that have done terrible things, right? Like, I'm not. It's the foundation of our paychecks, but I'm not. I wouldn't take the moral position if someone went like, hey, like there's actually evidence that YouTube empowers it. servers with child blood, I wouldn't be like, that's not fair. You're making me feel bad. I'm right and you're black. I'm right and you're the wrong race. I would instead go to like,

okay, that is, I'm sad to be a part of that. Yes. But I will make that moral compromise. Yes. That one, maybe not. You know, like, I'm going to, I'm making moral compromises. I mean, that's how we decided to start grifting about pop culture and feelings. Pretending to be feeling, depending on the leftist, pretending to be like, yeah, because there's so much money in that.

Yeah, that's why Hassan is always grifting as opposed to just doing this. Yeah. This is the real, like this is so easy to do because all you did was say the N-word

while pretending to be a trad wife on TikTok. Pretending to be a word. Yeah, and it's like, now everyone's against me all of a sudden. And then you make videos saying $2 million dollar Congo Bridge

falls apart on day one, diversity destroyed. It's nuts. Also, yeah, you're telling me that before it became potentially lucrative, you were heavily invested in the status of Congo infrastructure.

Aren't these the fucking go back to Africa people? If they're in Africa, leave them the fuck alone. Yeah. They're not bothering you. Yeah. What? That might be one of the strangest. It is absolutely insane because you are, you're trying to find as much shit as you, like,

you're, you're, you're kind of scraping the bottom of the barrel with the news that you're commenting on. Yeah, look at that. YouTube just nuked my channel. It has a big spike in views. Because it's confrontation. So that's why they amplified it so that people could see how bad they knew it. Which is funny because this is on YouTube. What do you mean YouTube just fired me?

Well, like, the video's so good it got. Well, that's the thing. It's this, the people that they claim to have victim complexes don't. Yeah. They're people trying to get by. These people have victim complexes. Because tell me what this fucking shit is, if not a victim complex. place. I'm sorry you continued making money and getting views on your videos after they

nuked your channel. It's a thumbnail of you crying. Her doing, okay, so like if like just just to doing the fucking racial math of this all, um, her doing the uh, like possibly looking at a crystal and saying like, no, I should donate to this cause. She shouldn't have lost her job. I should probably give her some money. Go on. So honest full forth. Cool. She is. She is. is commenting on this black woman that got kicked out of an Asian nail salon saying, go back to your country. That's the same shit that fucking Crystal did. And so you should be championing this woman

for, you know, saying like, oh, I'm an American. I am saying go back to your, blah, blah, blah, so on and so forth. Both people are wrong. Like, it's like you could also say that, but you can't because then you're siding with the wrong side. It's so funny. inadvertently. It's funny to have to contort yourself to lying when what you really care about

is the color of the person's skin who's doing the bad thing. Exactly. You know what I mean? That's all that matter. To be honest, getting, I think the fracture that's happening on like how all right discourse, which is now just become like a traditional right wing discourse, it's kind of broken right now. That's why there's so much infighting with like the Daily Wife folks and the TV USA and stuff

like that because the manners and the politeness right now is actually kind of like aesthetically off-putting to a lot of these people. It's like, it's boring. It's like, stop putting on a suit, stop doing presentation. I actually liked it when you were just saying the N-word. Put out a TikTok of you just yelling it. That's all I a weird Groyper want anymore. Yeah. But she, when she was growing up, she was taught that racism is in some way bad. Yeah, bad. So you can do it. with enough evidence and like, we didn't fix it. It's wrong to kill, but sometimes you need to.

Oh, my God. And it's so, sorry, it's, again, it's wrong to kill, all of this stuff. I'm going to point the finger at this person because they are doing something bad. But also, if I got money for no reason, if my government took care of me so that I'm not paying for, it tends to. dollars for eggs. I don't give a fuck. I don't get. Like most, like I probably be doing Japan blogs more so. Yeah, yeah, I'd be

doing way more Japan. Because you see how easy it is for people to throw up their hand and say whatever, I'll do racism for cash. Yeah. So if they just had the cash, they wouldn't be drug. Now, now it is, obviously again, I don't want to like let this person off the hook. Yeah. At all. But

it is a systemically going to like positively impact, if just more people were, less people were struggling, then it would create, like, and then also, if you are racist, it's really embarrassing to be financially struggling. Right. Yeah, if it's a meritocracy.

If it's a meritocracy. And they're like, ah, yeah, so it's actually the black people who are taking away my money and not the billionaires. It's actually all the black people there in this country. I think everything's a meritocracy and things are only about how hard you work. But I think that because that pilot was Chinese, that did something to my bag. in some abstract way, actually. It's like when those planes would crash

and they'd be like it was a DEI pilot and they find out the pilot was like a white man and then they just leave the tweets up and don't address it again. And they don't say anything else. Yeah. Now that's too. Hey, anyway, I think we solved it guys.

Yeah, we got it. We got it. I think we cracked it. Yeah. I think she's beautiful. I would be open to working something out. Maybe like we can work together to figure out how to.

I could, no, to her position, you get paid. I could, you know, if she, wait, wasn't she, she married to a black guy? Uh, oh, right. Oh, she was. Oh, right. She had like a mixed baby. That's right. Oh, shit.

That does, that does complicate things. Oh, and not really, but it makes things even more evil. Yeah. Going to Japan trip with my mixed baby and then going home and saying that going to another country or not being white means you should go to. So are you bringing that up because you're like, oh, I've got a chance? Well, I'm doing. If she's single, whatever's going. If she's not single, then I would never talk to her.

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