Sad Boyz - Chad Chad Got Trapped At Disney

Episode Date: July 14, 2023

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Welcome to Sad Boys, a podcast about feelings and other things also. I'm Jarvis. I'm Jordan. I didn't even lean back in my chair. You were just so ready to say it. We don't have time to waste. We have a guest, brother. We do have a guest. We do have a guest. And we're out of time. We gotta head out. Thank you so much for coming, brother. Thanks so much for joining us. You're welcome. Anytime.

Chet Chet. Hi. Chet Chet's back. I'm back. You're the first repeat guest in the new era. I'm back and I'm better. I'm the first. Oh, you're better. Better, yeah.

Oh, that's. Actually, I'm not. I'm worse for wear than I was. You're like that. I was like, I don't know. Yeah, you're going through it. My skin hurts. Okay, wait.

Seems unrelated to the trip. I'm sunburned. I'm super sunburned. You did generate a little red yesterday. Generate a little red. I know. We went to Disney yesterday. We went to California Adventure.

And the first thing you're thinking to yourself is put on some sunscreen, Chachach. Which I did. Okay. I did do that. Which is spoof level. Don't yell at me. What? The spoof.

How high was the spoof? Yeah, the spoof. The spoof. I don't know i don't you know how high the numbers oh come on oh it's probably i just use the stuff that i usually put on my face okay so i feel like it has to be a pretty decent number because i did research it when i bought that stuff for my face. Your face is not burnt. My face isn't burnt.

Yeah. But so I did put some on. But you have the bangs. Those are sun deflecting bangs. I had makeup on. You're wearing your dream mask. I was wearing my dream mask. That's what the point of the mask is. It's to prevent sunburn.

So yeah, I don't know. Maybe I should have just put foundation on my shoulders, my arms and my legs and then I would have been fine. Ladies, you're not wearing enough makeup put it on your whole body you need to wear more makeup you need to dip yourself like a scrooge mcduck's coins right into a bucket of foundation like a car wash sprays the foam on you rub you with a brush like a makeup sponge viciously it's like almost like a disney like montage of of people getting i don't know what i'm talking about like a makeover montage makeover montage but i was

thinking of like a bunch of helpers little birds like minions in a sense do they have to be birds they don't have to be birds they They could be minions, I guess. Do you want minions to do your makeup? You seemed pissed when we said birds. Well, it's a car wash, so I just feel like it's going to be hard for them to fly around if it's got all the things flying. Minions, on the other hand...

Minions seem like they could handle it. That's true. I've done a lot of stuff to minions that they can handle. Yeah, they're pretty resilient. Yeah, they have kind of gone through a lot of that. They're adorable people. Yeah, how are you? So you're in pain.

Yeah, my back hurts right now. You Ubered over here and the driver was not good. He was okay. I think, I don't know. Sometimes I just am more prone to getting car sick for some reason and today was one of those you've had a mr bean week you've been getting stuck on vehicles i have yeah yeah so for context uh we're still on the month of vidcon where we recorded a bunch of sad boys during VidCon and they're slowly coming out.

But everyone's in town this week. Chad Chad included. Normally people go to Disney Day on the Sunday after VidCon. Chad Chad said no. I'm going to go to Disney on Saturday. I'm not burned enough.

I'm not burned enough. There was a different group. I didn't know about the disney thing on sundays until saturday night i see and then there was a different group that wanted to go on saturday yeah steph texted me about it and i was like i got shit to do i'm like i've paid i had all my stuff before okay so it worked out and so i was done and wanted to celebrate a little bit and so that group was like hey hey, we're going to Disney. I was like, that sounds great. I've never been to Disney.

So we go and this isn't even the first like mishap that I experienced on this trip. But we went on one ride. I'm trying to remember which one it was, but it was fine. And then the second one that we got on was the Millennium Falcon ride, which is like, I don't know how to describe it. It's essentially just a pod that they stick you in. They seal you into because there's a door that shuts and they put your seatbelt on. It's one of those interactive ones where you have two pilots, you have a gunner, and then you have an engineer in the back.

It is a fun ride. It works. Yeah, so I'm the gunner. You're like going. Yeah, I'm pressing a button like this on the side. Yeah. And then it just shuts down. And it was right after we had crashed into the ground

because it has a screen. In the game. In the game. Yeah, yeah, yeah. In the game. You into the ground because it has a screen. In the game. In the game. Yeah, yeah, yeah. In the game. You don't understand that it's a game. This was supposed to happen. Yeah.

So it's on the screen and you do drive it so you can crash it. You can crash it. I didn't know that was possible because I'm such an esteemed pilot. But yeah. Yeah. So we had just crashed to the ground and then- Who's flying? There's an oar on that.

Piley and- Fuck, of course. Husson. And Husson, yeah. Dude, drunk. crashed to the ground and then um finally and um and hessen yeah dude drunk yeah they were they were the pilots and so we had just crashed to the ground and an alarm started going off and so we were like oh okay this is part of the ride um and so it took like 30 seconds for for us sitting there with the alarm to be like i don't think this is part of the game this is kind of a boring ride now because the screen also shut off and um you can't see you can't see out of the frosted glass of the front so we're just in a sealed pod can't see anything and all we can hear through these there's three speakers in this pod is this blaring alarm and this voice that keeps going this is an emergency this is not a drill you need to get out of the building immediately

you need to get out and we're like trying to get out, messing with our seatbelts. And they're stuck. We can't move out of our seatbelts. And this ride goes up. I didn't know this at the time. So it got scarier. But it apparently goes up and down as well. And the higher up you go, the tighter your seatbelt gets. So when it stopped, we were all the way at the top. It gets tighter by design.

Yeah. To keep you safe. Yeah. So we're all the way at the top. And our tighter by design. Yeah. To keep you safe. Okay. Yeah. So we're all the way at the top and our seatbelts are as tight as they can possibly be. And we can't pop it out. That red tab doesn't move. We can't pop it out. Right.

To prevent people from getting out during the ride. Just like Star Wars. Yeah. So we're trying to pop it out. And we realize while we're listening to this alarm blaring, this voice telling us we need to get out. There's an emergency and we can't get out of our seatbelts. We're trying to like get underneath our seatbelt. And they're too tight for us to even do that.

So it's kind of we're trying to make jokes. Everybody's trying to make jokes. We're like, oh, we're stuck in a ride. Hilarious joke. Everybody's making jokes they're like oh first trip to disney and then after probably 10 minutes everybody's just kind of on their phones starting to silently panic right so and at that point i'm kind of thinking because i had my purse i'm thinking what can i use to cut the seatbelt?

What can I MacGyver into some kind of tool to get out of the seatbelt? And I'm messing with the mechanism at the other side of the seatbelt to see what makes it tighten and loosen to see if I can mess with that. Is anybody else attempting to escape? Or you're just they're

sitting there they're so um husson and pineley were in the front kind of communicating with because we had gotten split up communicate with mission control we got split up as a group so we were stuck in this pod and the other half of our group was in a different pod also got stuck but only for like four minutes oh so not to interrupt you but we do have a clip courtesy of evan and caitlin who are wonderful people also shout out so this is the others the other half of our group yeah so we can hear the siren um we can't get out we can't get out the screen we can't get out there It's moving. No, that's the screen. We can't get out. Oh, they're re-oranging us.

They're re-oranging us. What just happened? Not a helpful alarm. No. By the way, you're stuck. Also, the way that video ends in the middle of the alarm doesn't inspire confidence. No, because it's so anxiety-inducing. It was so blaringly loud.

You're trying to communicate with other people, and it's so loud that you're screaming over this alarm. And you can't get to each other, because we can't leave our seats. And you're trying to communicate with Rick. Who was that? We can maybe pull up the photo. Keith. There is Keith. Keith.

And behind me, Keith was sitting. He got separated from his family on accident and ended up in the pod with us. Poor Keith. Yeah. So we met Keith. We were talking to Keith. But yeah, so the second part of our group was only stuck for like four minutes and then they were out. Apparently there was this line, this form of employees that showed up

soon after the alarm started. I'm not sure how many, like 50. Basically they were walking in a formation kind of linked and they would shout orders and they would all take a step forward and take a step forward and they pushed the crowd back away like people trying to be onlookers of what was going on with the alarms like riot cops they were just like pushing everybody back um and so our other half of the group was out there witnessing that, I think. And so they're calling them, they're on the phone with them. And we're like, we're still stuck in here. We can't get out of our seatbelts. We're still in here. And they were like, oh, we've already been evacuated. And it's been like 15 minutes, 10 to 15 minutes. We're like, we're still in here. And they're talking

to employees that they pass. And they're like like our friends are still up there and somebody told them i've seen all the pods all of the pods are empty everybody's been evacuated and we were like no they haven't we're still in here we can't move and so that's you like face time with them and you're like um hello in the cabin i think you're just in the real millennium falcon you're not in one of the pods yeah so and we walked out and we were at indoor they're talking to whoever they can and they're not being helpful they're all like oh no it's not nothing's wrong everything's fine everyone's been evacuated while we're still stuck in this pod um so like i, I'm trying to figure out how to get out of the seatbelts and what we're going to do if like we start to smell smoke because we can't see out of this pod.

So that would be our only way of knowing if something like that was up because it was a fire alarm. Like that is the alarm they would use for a fire um and then i realized kind of halfway into my brainstorm that even if i do get out of the seat belt it doesn't matter because the door doesn't open from the inside it's one of those where they press a button and it slides and closes and there's no way to open it so even if we got out of our seatbelts we wouldn't be able to do anything yeah it hella seems like you should it's super duper feels like there should be something they let you do yeah so it just i don't know um so we were stuck for like 25 minutes i think with that alarm and um everybody else was gone but it was so we we got so sick of the alarm that we were trying to put stuff in front of the speaker.

And Hasan actually used the Mickey Mouse puppet to shove it up against the, there's a video of that online somewhere as well. That's funny. That I took, but he actually shoves it in front of the speaker. And is it holding it there with his foot to just stop the alarm? Cause it was stressing us out. That's so funny. like his uh daily dnd power yeah like his special trait right i know what i have plus two dexterity yeah yeah huston by the way for context for mickey mouse mickey mouse puppetry on tiktok among other things i had no idea it was such a long elaborate stay and that you got stuck more than other people.

And that you were listening to the thing for the whole time. Yeah. Yeah, that's not helpful, is it? It's like, I know, I know we're stuck. Yeah, the whole thing is like just a repeat message of them telling us to leave and that we need to get out of the building. And we're like, that's super helpful.

Thank you. By the way, your belt doesn't come off. Did you know that? By the way, you're stuck. Yeah. And they were acting like we should have been able to get out of our seat belts because they eventually what took so long was that we were at the highest point on the ride and so they had to get like these rolling stairs i think i guess that they use for maintenance they had to go get them

so that they could come up and get us um And so after like 25 minutes, somebody, we heard people outside with that and they were like, hello. They started knocking on the door, which doesn't make any sense. Oh, come in. Yeah. We're just hanging out. Let me open. Let me pop the latch for you.

Oh, we should leave, you said? Oh, you said, oh, sorry. We've been hanging out. I don't know. But they finally came and got us um and there was there was a family that they had just evacuated right before us we're in this back hallway so there's a family with us as well and their kids are crying because they were also stuck in their seatbelts and they couldn't get to their kids while this these alarms are going off they take off. They take us out and we're in this back alley and there's a row of fire trucks just in the back

alley. Then they take us out past the formation of employees. And that was kind of the deal on our end. I know Amanda ended up cutting her finger amanda from swell entertainment yes was trying to get out of her seat belt and like sliced her finger oh my god um she got a case yeah so and when they got out they had to go up to the employees and were like and i heard i heard they weren't taking her seriously. They weren't. No, it was, it was really frustrating because, and this is, I wasn't there for the whole, the whole part of that. But, um, she was saying that they were trying to tell her she was fine and that she didn't need to go to the medical center because they gave her a bandaid. And she was like, I don't want to just slap a bandaid on this. I touched the seat and I want to get it disinfected.

And they were like, oh no, here's a napkin. And she was like, no. It's a disinfecting napkin. I know. It was just a dry, just a dry napkin. Chewbacca has touched this. It's covered in Wookiee fur. It's a magic napkin.

The happiest place on earth. Yeah. Very happy. They must be, I don't know, like official stats for this, but you would just have to assume that Disney rides, this happening at Disney has to be exceptionally rare. Yeah. I mean, it must be because people were looking,

like all the onlookers that were gathering that had to have been gathering because they had to go get an army of employees to push them back. Yeah. Everybody else in the pods was super upset. And after that, we kind of, we went to the medical center and recuperated and swapped stories. We were all, like, hugging each other.

Like, oh, my God. Isn't the medical center is, like, are they dressed as goofy and shit? Yeah, they're all dressed as goofy and shit yeah they're all dressed as gosh big thick gloves unable to accurately put band-aids on and stuff dropping bandages i lost my license um and then we went after that we went on a uh the buzz lightyear ride and bold of you to get back on her hell yeah it stopped midway we were twice it stopped yeah what you're putting out an electromagnetic pulse that's shutting down i don't know we were shooting at the targets and then it stopped and then we would have to sit there and um then it

would start and then it stopped again so it stopped twice while we were in there i don't know what was i don't know what was going on because um this wasn't the first trouble that you had on your trip nor the last nor the last because i gotta hold on it is but you had a lemony snicket series of unfortunate events. I got a text. Yeah, I got a text from you at 2.30 on Wednesday, which is the day that all of us were arriving. Is that p.m.?

P.m., yeah. Jordan and I were just driving to Anaheim. I got a text from you that said, I'm stuck in Oklahoma, LOL. I didn't even have a connecting flight in Oklahoma is some context. Right. So you were coming from Tennessee. Yeah.

To California. Yeah. Via Oklahoma. No. Not on purpose. Yeah. Yeah. So what happened there i had a connecting flight from tennessee to dallas texas and we are hovering over we get to dallas texas up in the plane yeah and

the pilot is like uh actually we're just gonna going to float around Dallas, Texas for a little bit because we're not allowed to land right now because of weather. To all passengers, I've forgotten how to land. They don't know where the special wheels are and they might have fallen off. Attention passengers, I just want to float a little bit. This is my first time. I'm having a bad day and sometimes I just like to float over Dallas. It calms me down. I'm going to do it for a while. I left some of my stuff in Oklahoma. I'm having a bad day. I'm a little bored. Sometimes I just like to float over Dallas. It calms me down.

I'm going to do it for a while. I left some of my stuff in Oklahoma. I forgot to bring it home. Guys. My wallet fell out of the plane. Guys, I forgot my vape in Oklahoma. I'm in the process of quitting, so I do need to get at least half neck. No, but okay.

So we're floating over Dallas and then we go in circles for a little bit. And then he's like, okay, they're closing down the whole Dallas airport to be expected. I don't know what else. Chad's on a wave. I don't know why I thought I could just go to the, I don't know why I thought I was just fucking land in LA.

Houston, Chad's on the plane. We can't land. We're a hospital. So, so they're like, general zod yeah they have to close it like it's a armor like plates like cover cover the airport they say that the whole dallas airport is shut down and we have to go to oklahoma we have to go to oklahoma for gas we have to go refuel in oklahoma because we've been floating around dallas for a while why was dallas shut down weather there was some kind of there was some kind of storm excuse me but. But so we land in Oklahoma.

They aren't letting us off the plane for, they're just trying to figure out what's going on. And they're updating us. They're like, so we're going to land in Oklahoma. And we don't know anything else other than that. So just sit. And so we did. And we sat there for like an hour.

And then they're like, okay, if you want to get off, you can. But you have to take all your stuff and you're not allowed to come back on here. Because you're just not allowed to come back on. So I'm sitting like, should I get off? Should I get a different flight here? Should I stay? Because I had a connecting flight in like 30 minutes. And I wasn't going to.

To the shutdown. To the shutdown. In the shutdown airport. Can I get there in time? So I just, and I'm thinking, okay, well, if I stay on this one, they'll help me rebook the next one, the one that I missed. So I just stayed put. And so we eventually, after like an hour and a half, two hours, we take off and then we do go to the Dallas airport. And the Dallas airport that was shut down,

where my connecting flight was, still took off. It took off from the closed airport and without me. It sounds like they were avoiding you. I know. I don't know how my connecting flight left from while the airport was closed due to weather. Attention passengers, we got a high-tailed out of here. She's on her way back.

She's on her way back. That was really a close one by me. She's not falling for the gas in Oklahoma trick. She didn't get off the plane. We have to leave. We thought she would take the l and get off plan a was a failure she's on her way back all passengers turns out bitcoin is not in oklahoma okay that's that one's on me this time well so uh i'm just really shy she has two million

subscribers and i have seen some of her videos and i don't want to be weird so we end up going back my connecting flight is gone everyone else's connecting flights are also gone yeah um all took off yeah the hell i don't know i i truly do not know i have no answers it's kind of weather that's only bad going down yeah you're like the passengers from lost they're like we cannot let these guys on another plane i don't know i have to go back to oklahoma the um airport is a mess it's a disaster because everyone is getting off i don't i feel like american airlines had multiple flights that they had to cancel because i tried to go to the help desk to replace my connecting flight the line was it was so long that you didn't realize it was the line so you're just like you're not even close

to the help desk and you start to see this line of people and you're like okay that's something that's definitely something for something else and then you get to the help desk and you see that everybody's connected to that line that you've been walking past for like five minutes and you're like okay and then you have to walk back down to the end of the line and i'm sitting there i'm on the phone you spent an insane amount of time in lines over the last i have it's insane um and also in the millennium falcon and above average amount of time yeah kind of just floating in ostensibly planes, spacecraft aircraft hangouts, elevators

passengers, we even counted the death star I I've ended up getting a replacement flight I was supposed to land and then drive to VidCon and then drive to VidCon. And then I end up replacing it with a

flight to San Diego, which is like an hour away from VidCon, but that was the only one available. And it was at like 1am. I'm like, that's okay. I'll get there later. I'll miss whatever's going on today. But as long as I get there. Because we had a panel. We had a panel on Thursday. We had a panel the next day. Yeah, and so as of like the morning of the panel, we hadn't heard from you. I'm still not there.

Yeah, and it's like. Because my San Diego flight got canceled as well. Because I, so I spent the day waiting for that flight after I finally got things worked out. All the wheels on my car fell off. It gets, I wait. It keeps getting delayed by like 30 minutes until it's 2 a.m. And there's.

We're shutting down the San Diego airport. It turns out we don't even have a plane. I can see it. No, that's something else. Take off. Take off. Take off. Go, go, go, go, go.

It's running to the plane. He's getting it. It's rolling. It's like ghost riding the whip. He gets in it and just takes off. It's insane that this kept happening to me. Keep delaying it and then they cancel it at 2 a.m and then they're like we're gonna cancel this and but we'll get back to you with um we'll email you

hotel vouchers sick awesome dude that's what i was that's what you were after the whole time that's what i was worried about the most. It's actually the opposite of a flight. How about you stay put? I start trying to find a different flight to get there before our panel the next day. And five minutes later, they come back on the intercom. They're like, we're actually out of hotel vouchers for the day. We have no hotel vouchers left. Somebody punches a wall.

Fuck yeah. This guy punches a metal wall. We're out of hotel vouchers. Fuck. A metal wall. A metal wall. Echoes throughout the whole area. Sets the mood for everybody, really.

His girlfriend was like, stop it. I'm a criminal. He's already punched the wall. He can't stop. He's already broken his hand. I'm gonna miss Chacha's meet up. He like looks over and he goes, oh, Chacha. What are the odds?

Somebody punches a wall. Somebody, this one lady starts yelling at the person at the help desk from across the room like we need somewhere to stay for the night I run out of hotel vouchers sorry there's no more rooms at this point I haven't cried

which I was very proud of I haven't like broken down or anything I just kind of give up in this moment and I'm like I'm not even going to try and find a hotel I'm just going going to try and find a hotel. I'm just going to sit here. And at that point of everybody just like watching everybody kind of express their emotions that they're experiencing. My manager had found me another flight for the next morning at like 8 a.m. at a different airport.

And so I'm like, I'm just going to sit here. Oklahoma, if you can believe it. In Oklahoma, I have to rent a car, go on a road trip in the opposite direction of VidCon to catch this flight to get to Anaheim. Sometimes you have to take a step back and take a step forward, you know? Wait, so where was your luggage at this point? My luggage? Oh, my God. So my luggage was supposed to go to Anaheim on, you know, but I didn't go on my connecting flight. So my I didn't know where my luggage was.

I had no idea. And I ended up switching. It was like Anaheim. Oh, no, you're going to Santa Ana. Oh, no, you're going to L.A. Oh, no, you're going to San Diego. So I had no fucking clue where my luggage was it was just kind of a I'm just gonna get myself there and then hope right hope for the

best um but we did end up finding it pretty easily the next day because um after we got everything worked out it ended up where I was supposed to end up. I don't know how they were able to get my luggage to where I was supposed to go, but not me because it was on that flight that got taken to Oklahoma. Yeah. Cause you told me that your luggage was in Santa Ana and I'm like, how? I have no,

I have no idea. It just, it ended up over there. I just fell in like a banana peel slipped into like on a skateboard. Yeah, like a shell just knocked it across. But- When that guy punched the wall,

it actually ricocheted. Shot your luggage over there. And it knocked it onto the conveyor belt from the plane going to the place that I was going. I mean, some people already will have seen it. You miraculously did make it for the panel. I did. But like I- Like two two or three i think two hours before yeah because like i was texting you a lot because i was like hey just checking in is everything okay and i like didn't hear anything

and the last thing i heard from you was like i'm getting ready in my hotel room and i was like, I'm getting ready in my hotel room. And I was like, where? Where are you? They had a voucher. Oh, cool. So I'm just going to video conference it. On that big screen in the back. Hi. They roll in a telepresence robot.

It's like, do you want an iPad? It's Chad Chad. Not really. Everybody's like, yeah, I remember it. Just like I remember. What they don't recognize is like they think YouTubers are real people,

but sometimes they are just screens. Yeah, just torso up. Yeah. May as well continue in that form. But yeah, I did make it.

I had to drive an hour to get there because I didn't sleep because I didn't want to get a hotel so I just I read a whole book while I was at the airport and then I had to go to a different airport

go through TSA they made me go through TSA twice because they forgot to input my at this point I just need to skip over all the things that happened. Cause we'll run out of time. But it just statistically is insane. The TSA just also independently fucked up. At a different airport,

at a completely different airport. I went through, I, the first thing I did was go to the help desk when I got there because I wanted to make sure that not, I was like, this is my, my manager booked this for me. I just want to make sure it's in the system. I need a boarding pass. And they were like, you're all good. Here's your boarding pass. I go through TSA, which was insane. It was really long. And then I get up there and the, the, I don't know what you call them, the person that checks your ID was like, I don't show you having a flight. And I was like, I will cry.

I will punch you in the wall. I will sob. There's just like a loud sob, just like marinating in my chest that's been there for a few hours. A very worthy and earned sob. Just be careful with the next thing you say to me. I have more flights than you can imagine.

So I'm like, what do you mean? It's like, I just don't show. I'm like, I have a boarding pass. So how do I have a boarding pass if I don't have a flight? And he was like, oh, it looks like they just didn't input it into the system on our end. I'm like the person at the desk in the airport that i and he was like yeah so you just have to go back and then go back to the help desk what and tell them that it needs to be re-inputted into the system and then come back and i was like yeah they shouldn't have that

shouldn't be allowed i know they have to be allowed to mess up without ruining your i was like i went to the help desk first because i didn't want that to happen just holding out the boarding pass like what is this then yeah i was like how do i how were they able to print this out for me if i didn't have a flight in the system he was like no it's in their system but it's not in our system why aren't they the same system who are they the others i don't know how any of this works and so I went back I had to wait in line for the help desk again and then I went

back through the line and I everyone I passed like I was just giving him a nod so I mean I got but then I got on it and it was fine it wasn't fine I mean some more bad stuff happened but

I didn't cry i didn't cry and you made it out okay and uh no one said sorry it or gave you like do you get any sort of compensation no i don't think so not even you didn't get anything from disney either no no we got one lightning pass nice we got a hotel voucher about oklahoma and i think we use it on the buzz light year ride which stops let me uh that's crazy one final addendum i'll throw in there we maybe this was hopefully the last lemony snicket type event we went to the ant-man test kitchen to get a meal during the second disney your second Disney day, and you got a drink, they didn't give you a receipt to get the drink. This one was more of just like a little thing.

It was like a final insult. I was just, yeah. I'm still reeling from all the other stuff. It was just something. It was like a mini version of the TSA thing. It was just a little, like a little tiny thing. We went and we got food and they had a desk where you would order and then you would go

wait in line. And so I ordered my drink and she carded me. It wasn't for a margarita, maybe. Not what you got. Huh? Not the drink you got, basically. They were out of the one that I wanted. They actually shut down the drink.

They saw me coming and they dumped it down the drain. So I ordered it. She carded me. Everything was good to go. She's like, okay, you're going to go wait in line seven. I'm like, okay, thank you. And I go stand. She didn't hand me anything.

She didn't begin to hand me anything or make a move to hand me anything. I go stand in line and I wait in line and I get up there and the guy behind the counter goes, receipt. And I was like, I don't have a receipt. I have a boarding pass. I don't have a receipt. What is this? What is that? What is that?

I'm like, I don't have a receipt. He goes, receipt? He just repeats it. And I'm like, I literally empty my pockets in front of this guy. I was like, I held up both my hands, dug into my pockets. I was like, I don't have a receipt. I wasn't given a receipt. And he was, so he looks at the lady behind me and she like realizes that she didn't give me a receipt.

So she hands it to me and I grab it. I'm like, oh, okay, no problem. No issue. It's okay. And I hand it to him. Crisis averted, little mishap. And he's like, make sure you get the receipt, please. I was like, me?

Me? Yeah, you didn't get the receipt. I didn't know. I don't come here. Please make sure to get a voucher. Yeah, I don't do this hundreds. That's the issue. I didn't know. I don't come here. Can you please make sure to get a voucher? Yeah, I don't do this hundreds of times a day. I don't do this. Like I didn't- Thousands even.

Yeah, it was just a- To be fair, I would go insane. Oh my God. So it was in the Avengers campus, Ant-Man themed restaurant for some reason. True. I can't really blame them with that. They had a giant bavarian pretzel

you could get emphasis on the giant there's a lot of gimmick food that was kind of annoying but they had a conveyor belt at the top that was it was doing like a cute little trick where a regular size pretzel goes inside and then it comes out either tiny or huge it i would say goes off every eight seconds. It was extremely frequent. And I'm going to just hold this mic up for you, kind of in my direction. It's a big tunnel here. Staff member stands here, not giving out receipts.

Boom! What? Boom! It was fucking crazy. it was so loud and i i like to the point where i'm like if i came i just wouldn't come to this restaurant like this this sucks i'm ordering mid food it's so loud in line it was starting to wear on our and it's where here for. It's literally above. And she must have like heart palpitations as she hears it charged for the first few seconds. It's like. It's insane. On the point of like the passive aggressive little, make sure you get a receipt next time.

He didn't say next time. He was like reprimanding me for this time i don't so i it's tough because i understand i know that they're trying it's not their fault but they're trying to get through the line as fast as they possibly can i had no issues like she's she they're doing the best they can that's totally fine don't worry i'm about to complain about something that happened to me so because it's like it's fine and there's no issue but it is just like okay uh when i was going through the so we drove so i got my like parking pass and we like drove around to like the world's largest parking garage that's like the back rooms where you just can't none all of it looks the same it is a little space for vidcon no this is the um disney oh oh okay yeah and so uh

we we parked and we went down the broken escalator and the um there's like a little mini tsa where they're like make sure you're not taking like weapons of mass destruction into Disneyland or whatever. And I didn't have any bags or anything. I had my phone in my wallet and there was a man with a bunch of stuff and a stroller and a baby in the stroller. And there was another guy in front of him with a bunch of stuff. And the guy in front of us was like, you can go ahead of us. We've got a lot of stuff. And I was like, oh, that's very kind. Thank you. I take one step in front of that guy.

And the guy goes, you're going to have to wait in line with everybody else. And I was like, oh, I did. Did the guy let him know? Well, he was standing next to him. I was like, you didn't just hear. Now I'm like, oh, OK. I wasn't like, I don to him. I was like, you didn't just hear. Now I'm like, oh, okay. I wasn't, like, I don't, like, my thought was like, why are you jumping to, like, me being a bad guy who wants to, like. Yeah.

Skip the line or whatever. I'm like, I don't know. This is, I'm not intending to have a confrontation right now. So I just went to a different, like, went to a different like Disney TSA line and it was, and it was fine and everybody was nice. But those random like little comments, I'm just like, I think it's just because I mean, working in customer service, you know, you have so many bad experiences with people that it kind of taints you.

For sure. Not everybody else, not all the time, but it's just, you're more definitely more on guard. For sure. And that's not everybody else not all the time but it's just you're more definitely more on guard for sure and that's the thing it's like i want to reserve space for that and i and i'm never going to like hold it against that individual person but i also want to validate like our own individual experiences that you know we're also allowed to have a an off-putting or a negative experience, even if, you know, like, because it's the system's fault, right? It's the system's fault that people are like stressed or they're working long hours or like the, I have a friend who's a Delta flight attendant and she's like,

they have these things called a days in the summer where they are essentially on call where the air airline can do anything they want to them and make them go anywhere for like 36 hours. What? What? It's like a public event. Yeah. For the flight attendants.

For the flight attendants. So she's like, I want to, I was supposed to go home at 10 AM or I was supposed to go home So it's like an on-call thing. It's like an on-call thing where you're a few days a month during the summer. You're like basically doing even more work and extra work. And so. It's like a reverse Christmas a couple of days. Yeah, no, it is reverse Christmas.

Like she's posting. She's like, I would sell my soul to end this. Like, and I was like, okay, you know, it's like everybody in this system is overworked and underappreciated. Stressed. And stressed. And at the end of the day, the, you know, the bigwigs are making all of the profit, you know, and they're not stressed at all. And they're on their yachts and they work like a day a week or something with that. And, uh, and so, yeah, I never wanted to

seem like we're like complaining about the people who are working sort of at the bottom of the rung of, of like the, the customer service job. That's super super thankless but also sometimes you're also stressed you know yeah or or people are on their yeah yeah anyway so that's amazing sometimes you spent the night in an air in an airport reading a book your fists are bleeding from the punches somebody punched the wall behind you and you haven't slept in 24 hours exactly i mean like it's there's always a cut but get a receipt next time i mean what, what the fuck? I mean, I should have known. It's not in their system, bro. What are you doing?

Yeah, why didn't you tell them to put... Go ahead and make sure that they put it in their system next time. I'll call ahead two weeks before. Yeah, call ahead two weeks before. Just tell them to put it in their system. I don't know what's wrong with you. Just put it in the system? Okay, thank you so much.

Chat, chat? Not really? I feel like this has just all been a series of unfortunate chat, chat events. But are you doing okay now other than the... The sunburn. The sunburn and the Uber. Yeah, the Uber was fine. Yeah, that's just my body being exhausted kind of thing.

Did you get sunburned? I mean, Tennessee's hot. Yes. I've been sunburnt before, but it is, I mean, you can get sunburnt in Tennessee. I just don't usually spend the entire day at Disneyland. Is Tennessee, is it in the South, Southern? Yeah. Yes.

British. Yeah. It was Bristol. Yes. Brighton near to miss a little bit above florida do you know where florida is a little bit above oh do i know florida do kind of sorry been twice yeah yeah um but it's good i mean it's been a lot of fun and i think that it definitely outweighs everything else that happened to the point where I'm like, it's okay. I got here.

I had a lot of fun. I saw a lot of people. Have you done a lot of VidCons? Hmm? Have you done a lot of VidCons generally? This is your first one. Yeah. What did you think?

It was good. It was really nice. I liked seeing everybody. Yeah, I just had a lot of fun. I don't really have anything to complain about with VidCon because it was just, it was a lot of fun. We had a meet and greet. We had a meet and greet. That was amazing. Yeah. It was, it was so adorable. There were so many people, so many young girls coming up to chat, chat and like crying and shaking. And it was so sweet. It was amazing. I have so many bracelets that like people made for me and brought.

I think I have all the bracelets because I put them on. Whoa. Oh, some of these say Jarvis. What the heck? This whole one says Jarvis. I made that one. You had several as well. Yeah, this is a new one that I've never seen before.

Oh. Oh, because there was a box that people could drop off i didn't know about the box i have even more bracelets than i thought this is incredible this is currently fishing through a bag of i guess things from the party hats yeah letters and yeah there's just so much like no like so many cards i can't read this right now i can't read this so much fan art that's so cute it's like makes you emotional you mean like it's so much yeah like i'll just it makes you want to punch a wall i love this yeah here's an here's another little postcard it has your real name on it somehow. Someone. Those are sick. Yeah, these are crazy. Shout out to Panda Pufkin.

Wow. Who drew us in like, this is the sickest shit ever. Looks awesome. We each got one. That's so cool. I'm going to give you this bag, obviously. Oh, yeah. We got to cut this, I think.

Are they connected? I don't know if they're in a sleeve or Oh, yeah. We got to cut this, I think. Are they connected? I don't know if they're in a sleeve or how it works. But yeah, just amazing artists. It's a double sleeve. So we can just pull yours out. That's so great. They give you party hats. Yeah, there's some party hats.

Yeah, there's party hats. There's rubber ducks, I think. Oh, there's a little fuzzy chicken there's a little uh fuzzy chicken small bean i guess if if this is your first vidcon is this the most exposure you've had to fans all at once ever yeah yeah definitely because i i do live in tennessee and don't get a lot of those usually um just because of my location i think if i go to something something bigger or if I go to one of the bigger cities near me, either in Tennessee or Georgia, then I do have those,

but nothing to the extent of VidCon. Was it kind of, I mean, obviously, you get messages, I'm sure you get a lot of messages and fan art and the like like but is it kind of validating or acknowledging in a very different way to physically meet that many people that have so much affection for what you do and and you in a maybe not personal way but it's like yeah yeah i think so it's really nice it's really nice to see it. It's, I don't know.

It makes me feel more appreciative of everybody just seeing that. Because it takes effort to go to this thing. It takes planning. Apparently people had to pay. I don't know. I didn't know about that. I didn't know you had to pay for the meet and greet. I didn't know anything about that.

I didn't know that either. pay for the meet and greet i didn't know anything about that either um it takes effort to plan it it takes effort to show up and wait in a line and i think seeing so many people that were willing to do that and it was a lottery too it was like you had to pay in and then you and then it was a lottery so like one of these cards was like you and chad chad were my first pick oh so you don't even get to see all of your. You're not even guaranteed to see the people you want to see. So they manage the crowds that way. And we had a pretty big crowd, probably as big as it was allowed to be.

So that was cool. Yeah, I think so. Yeah, I suppose the cynical side of me is like, they have to pay. And then the other side of me is like, well, I guess there has to be something that mitigates. The lottery maybe without paying would be better. I't know yeah i'm not sure but yeah just seeing the people there and seeing that there were so many people there who were willing to do all of that just to see me because of my content and liking my content that was very i don't know important i I think it's important to see that. Did you expect it?

I didn't really have any expectations, I don't think, because I kind of, you know, the voice in the back of your head that is like, nobody wants to see you. Nobody's going to come. The voice in my head that's like, nobody wants to see Chachat. Yeah, nobody wants to see Chachat. I know you think that all the time. I don't want to see that sound.

Because you text me that every morning. We tried to just, uh, we tried to board up and close the, the studio before you got here, but. Put the shutters down. But we couldn't get it up fast enough.

Yeah. I kind of sneak attack. You kind of sneak attack. Um, spread up in the corner of the room. Jordan punched a steel wall. I see the, I see the dent. Yeah a steel wall. I'm so pissed. I see the dent.

Yeah. It was really great. I'm glad that I came. It was really good to see all that. I think that it makes me feel more motivated to make stuff, actually seeing it happen in real life and seeing the people appreciate that stuff in real life. So it was really good. Yeah, it's crazy how detached you can become

from the impact. Like you never want to be so full of yourself that you're like, Oh, I have such a huge impact. I'm, you know, it's like, you don't want to be so self-important, right? Like I think we're all, it's easy to say this being the people, but like, say i can say this about you i think you're a very down-to-earth person i think you're a very down-to-earth person and um so are you hey look i'm reserving judgment uh what was i even gonna say it but oh yeah so it's it's very easy to not even acknowledge the in like the fact that there are real people behind the numbers you know what i mean uh because the reverse happens all the time when you get like negative comments you know they're not seeing you as anything other than like this figure that's on

a pedestal but when you actually see the individuals like you have no sense of the scale of like your your impact on people and then you know so the the letters and seeing people in person and taking pictures with them and stuff it's like it really puts things into perspective and definitely like makes me makes me more appreciative um as well makes me more confident in the content a lot of the time messages to some degree but i feel like messages messages are literally and figuratively kind of the same voice. You'd read a message and it is like, well, this could be kind of, kind of be anyone, right. It, it, it, it little, kind of an amalgam in the brain, the mist of fans.

It's like kind of all the same thing. It's kind of your voice, right? You're reading it in your voice. Which means you can kind of, feels right you're reading it in your voice which means you kind of kind of feels like it's coming from you you can interpret it you can interpret it in the worst way if you want yeah yeah i i mean obviously i've got a much smaller audience than you guys but like let's keep it that way the i'm doing everything i can uh there is a numbers get so warped i think relative to youtube especially as consumers of youtube like you see a number every single time you open a video now as a youtube consumer for

over a decade i see if i look at my video i'm like oh 200k that's like yeah that's you know it's like a couple dozen people maybe you've seen this yeah as opposed to like and then like i like when i care about if anybody comes up but it i think it is it does have a little extra um impact maybe when they i recognize them as kind of me at a younger age irrespective of like gender race any kind of identity signifiers but i did after airplanes after like a really terrible uh flight process back to the uk six months ago whatever it was i got off the plane totally burned out land in london get delayed uh hop on the train. And then I was going back to visit my mom. And that was like a three-hour train journey, a get-off, carrying my luggage.

And then I just get to the high street near-ish, the apartment I was renting there. And there was just like a 17-year-old black kid, I think also mixed race looked like me same height and there was a meaning taller probably by now that sucks uh and he was like are you jordan adika you know i don't remember the conversation so much and i was at my worst i was like i could be fuck i don't know man not anymore not after the journey and I and I was not super engaged but I think it was fairly friendly just shook hands no photo or anything went home and then the next day I woke up and it was very much like uh I get recognized in the UK way less like out of push once every few weeks because it's like it's you know most of the audience is here and i just noticed that like i remember being that a hundred percent i remember my heart rate

going up especially when i first moved to the u.s and i would just like even like half witness somebody walking on the street or visit new york for the first time oh my god and it's nice to that's why it's why i sometimes feel self-conscious about how I am. And I think I'm nice, but I, I, I kind of, I treat it almost like maybe I'm getting a parking ticket or something.

No, you're great. It's still in a deco. I'm like, when I've like been there, I think you've, you've been very great and kind and stuff. I've never,

yeah. They all seem like nice interactions. I kind of wish I'd come to the meetup and seen some stuff, but I've seen how they all seem like nice interactions I kind of wish I'd come to the meetup and seen some stuff but I seen how your guys experience was at the meet and greet

but I assumed it was gonna be like swamped and I would just be in the way kind of thing of like well I'm gonna get

in line and turn I'd be like hey guys yeah I made you this as an episode of the show full of thoughts

but yeah thanks to everybody it was a really fun event yeah it was a lot of fun yeah yeah it was it was a really fun event yeah it was a lot of fun yeah yeah it was it was nice it was it was fun turning kind of friends into closer friends yeah i yeah that that that's i think my favorite part i didn't really know amanda particularly well i love amanda yeah same case of laura it was just like because mostly i know people through content like making content together and now getting the sort of stakes free yeah and we'll have an episode with danny coming out but it's like like um we weren't even sure laura you know who's now pregnant and

due in october they've talked about this um like i haven haven't seen Laura really since last VidCon. And I, yeah, because she hadn't been traveling. Like, we saw Danny for Curtis's birthday, but yeah, Laura stayed back home. And so, yeah, it's like crazy that like next VidCon, there's going to be a baby. Yeah. On the panel.

On the panel. Yeah. At the meet and greets. I love idea of like make them in the same way that like a a uh ex nfl player is like encouraging their kid to get into athletics just danny being like stop going to work today you are making react content more time looking at screens yeah i built more screen time I built this Minecraft server for you you will use it look at everything I made he'd just delete it

I thought the panel was great by the way you guys did a really good job that was so stressful it was okay I think it was more building up to it that was more stressful did something happen? got a free voucher It was okay. Like, I think it was more building up to it that was more stressful. Oh, fair, fair, fair. I haven't. Did something happen?

Yeah. Got a free voucher. Yeah, the pilot from earlier showed up and tried to pull me off the stage. Nice to meet you, by the way. I made you this bracelet. I got you this hotel voucher. I apologize. I just haven't done anything, like, I haven't done any public speaking or anything related

to public speaking since. Right. Fair, Yeah. And like, I want to say four years, four or five years, just a really long time. And even back then it was something that's like so stressful, makes me so anxious. And so I didn't know how big it was going to be. Right. Because they had to change the room. They had to change the room because they were expecting so many people. And they sent me the email and they were like, is this okay? Is this time difference?

And I was like, don't tell me that. Yeah. Just tell me where to go. Don't tell me that it got bigger. There's a message where it's like, oh, yeah, no, we're going to change it so that like 300 more people can come. We're like, oh, all right. Are you concerned we made it so that you should be we need to say your fear is writer yeah so i still don't even know how many people were there

it's like a lot it was like a number that's just like okay that's a lot yeah i don't know how many i don't know i tried not to figure it out yeah so a lot of frowns but i it's so funny because like I still in my head, we're talking to Danny about this because he's like, oh, you know, sometimes or you just said this like you're like, oh, yeah, no one's going to show up for me. And I still like when when we're in a big group of all of our friends on that panel, I'm i still see myself as like one of the smallest you know in in numbers and so i'm like not expecting i'm kind of fee i feel like like an extra you know what i mean like a side character like a side character yeah yeah and so then seeing people like cheer for me i was like you're just being nice you know what i mean like that's how i felt that's how it feels yeah you're just trying to be polite and i i don't think that's productive um but i don't think curtis knows he has a channel yeah his relationship

to the panel is just like oh you guys had oh yeah and he's the guy with the most performing experience out of all of us it It's just a touring comic. The way you guys were sharing a microphone, by the way. They wouldn't give me one. Everyone else had a mic. That was so weird. Everyone else had a mic except for me.

It's that's the panel version of everything that happened to you all week. I don't know what's going on. That was so odd. Yeah. But yeah, I mean like there was, there was like one point where you know drew and then drew was worried about moderating and it's like you're gonna be fine we're all friends like this cannot

go badly um and i thought drew did a great job but at some point i was like oh something something my second channel jarvis johnson then everybody was like whoo and i was like, for real? You're like, hmm, weird. Yeah, weird. Psych. What's that about? Yeah, what's that about? Odd. I'm a Desjardins premium. I just want to tell you that I'm premium. I like the bit of the pilot still on the intercom at VidCon.

He's like walking around with it. There's just a voice in my head at this point. Ladies and gentlemen, I'm still hovering over Dallas. Would have loved to be there. Got some fun questions. We're going to have to go back to Oklahoma to fill up so we can do some more hovering. I miss hovering. Oh, I dropped your luggage.

This is me over the Atlantic, my babe. Yeah, I Rube Goldberg machined your luggage over to Anaheim. You said you did get your luggage. That was the story. Yeah, that was like a miraculous thing to me that your luggage over to Anaheim. You said you did get your luggage. That was the story. Yeah, that was like a miraculous thing to me that your luggage was also there. Because in my head, I was like, there's no way. Oh, I thought it was gone. I was mourning the loss simultaneously.

While I was sitting up in the airport, I was like, well, I'm never going to see those things again. I'm never going to see my makeup or my clothes or my skincare. And I'm not going to have anything to wear at VidCon. I'm just going to wear these leggings and this T-shirt to all of my events. My sun lotion. My sunscreen. Have you, I know you're like still on the trip and we've had a lot going on, but have you gotten a chance to like catch up on sleep at all i did um i think one of the nights i want to

say it was the day before the day that vidcon was over i kind of i went to bed early and then i just stayed in my hotel room for as long as i could. I, yeah, there were like people meeting up and I was like, I'll be there soon. But I was just still in my hotel room. I was like, there was a whole night where I like bailed on everything and I felt really bad.

But at the same time I like was having a bad mental health day. The party was also not very good. Yeah, you didn't miss a lot. Somebody said, I talk over all the guests and I'm always trying to get a word in edgewise and I was like, oh shit, I'm so bad. I'm so bad and everything's bad.

We should say, by the way, we do appreciate feedback. It's not that we're against that. It's just, it's tricky. I mean, I think people maybe underestimate that we all do hang out socially. I mean, like two-time guest, first time two-time guest ever on the Sad Boys podcast and that's not a thing that I mean, like, two-time guest. First-time, two-time guest ever on the Sad Boys podcast. And that's not a thing that I've experienced.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay, okay, okay. We get it. We get it. I grab arms to show that I'm engaged. Yeah.

I love you. She kept cutting power to her mic so we could get a word in. Just jerking the cord out every time. That would be the final comedic moment for the week you've had is if your mic just wasn't working this whole episode. Don't say that. Don't put that out into the universe. It's like saying break a leg, you know?

That won't happen. I don't think it's the same. That is the fear, though, that I have. We recorded the episode with danny at our airbnb and it's the only one that we recorded that had to transit had to go from anaheim to here and so i just copied the stuff off of the sd cards and there is a moment where for every little file I'm checking like does the audio come out does the video come out is this salvageable if something were to go wrong because we try to have as many backup you know safety plans as possible but I feel like it is still possible

to like lose an episode which one's dropping first um in terms of what uh episodes is danny before this one yeah uh i hope people enjoyed the outdoor episode oh yeah that was fun did you guys do it on like a we did it at the like back patio of the airbnb yeah which i honestly when we were doing it i'm like i kind of get where lud does this i wonder if we can do another balcony sometime yeah though that now that's like a studio what a liar yeah this bastard man i think initially it was in the backyard but now it's just like a studio set so inauthentic do you have anything about doing pod huh anything about doing pod um i'm i'm working on other things right now it's that maybe well if you need it if you need it if you need a co-host i'm free yeah wait

i'm free to do your you will be soon yeah i can always you said that you said that i will be soon like when you're ready it'll be time but on a different day not when we do the show because there's like a lot of hours in the week yeah a different day same day he said indefinitely but I think that that's probably what he meant yeah well just like it's just like

double booked forever but then like I'm busy that day and I'm on the show too it's like a three person show no so just like hit me up whenever

I'm free a guest one time even would be nice well sorry we'll do the same we can do another segment i'm not just call another hotel figure it out you're american airlines you make billions of dollars

i'm a passenger and you're famous for canceling flights like i don't get it that's why they had no vouchers left yeah they've been canceling flights all day like 100 of the flights yeah american airlines gets home from work and it's like a long day of not flying canceling flights and hovering over dallas not fly anywhere ladies and gentlemen i'm realizing we've never gone up in the plane. It's mostly just taxiing around. Guys, I just realized we never took off and I clocked out already. That happened to me once.

It was EP. There's a thing where the crew can only be in the air for a certain number of hours. Yeah. And if they exceed that number of hours, then they have to swap crews be in the air for a certain number of hours yeah okay and if they if they exceed that number of hours and they have to swap crews and so in the air so i was i was like me and russell me and russell were flying somewhere and it was like it was like late at night our flight had been delayed the flight that was coming to get us, they were like, ah, the crew has actually had too much airtime. So they have to go home.

And I was like, why didn't you know this beforehand? Why is this a surprise? They would know too, I feel like. So they were like, oops, you know, whoopsie. We all have to go home. We're not allowed to be in the air anymore. And I was like, well, then how do we go? So that was a time that I was at the airport at 4 a.m

yeah uh sitting around like twiddling my thumbs and they made me oh another crazy thing that happened was that the crew when the crew arrived the brand new crew they couldn't get through tsa the crew could not get through to the flight because it hadn't opened yet like they were like oh well the tsa doesn't open till 4 a.m so we're just gonna have to wait and we can't let the crew through security until the security gets here so they're just sitting on the other side of security for like an hour and a half ladies and gentlemen i had a my shampoo bottle was too big yeah to bring it through no literally that's like the yeah they said they said uh they said no liquids and i had a bottle of peanut butter and we got into an argument about whether or not peanut butter counted as a liquid or not and it turns

i lost so now i'm in jail i've been sent to oklahoma penitentiary there's a lot of metal walls for me to bang here the first time i ever flew uh to the uk to the uk from the uk to the us i was very nervous and i didn't it's first time ever flying alone i didn't really understand logistics and what they meant and so when it was uh all liquids must be displayed in a plastic bag. I poured out my shampoo into like a sandwich plastic bag and they just threw it away. They just went like, this is insane. Are you Amelia Bedelia?

They did laugh at me. So, you know, it feels good to share something hard that happened to me. Everyone laughs. That's really fucking cool. That's awesome. Basically a traumatic event or whatever.

I'm glad you got stuck on the millennium your problem i'm glad i'll say it i don't care that you got stuck in the middle of your problem no that's that video the kid that's like i don't care that you broke your i'm gonna say it i'm gonna say the word um no i that's funny because huh i feel like i've done that before yeah or hmm i i know i've bought those travel bottles but like yeah what did i think the travel bottle was for yeah can we just as a society talk about this for a moment we are society how do you get stuff into the travel bottle sometimes it's hard i don't have like a fucking syringe like shampoos and yeah how big are your travel bottles well they're three ounces chad chad a little like this like this you just stick the hole no but the holes are not you can't

do that it's like you've got a it's it's hard that's what i'm saying okay listen listen listen in the shower okay then you can rinse if you spill it falls into the shower and you can rinse it under the nozzle so what if you have like a hair what do you call this like a smoothie like like where it's like a big jar it's got a big jar opening like coconut oil i have had to transport coconut what do you do um just take a just use a finger and like take off the lid you could use a ziploc bag i think the issue with the ziploc bag they didn't know what it was bag and put it into a different container i'm just saying that like we need a better tool this would be my shark tank thing yeah but you don't have a tool. Like how the fuck?

We got to fix this. Yeah. We got to fix it. And I would, and I would take a million dollars for 1% of my company. It feels so wonderful. I'm just in one for you. Where I fix.

Yeah. Yeah. Turkey baster does seem like the solution. I feel like you would have to clean the turkey baster though. Why don't you just do it in the shower? And then you can. Do you realize how much stuff you're wasting in the shower you're being insane you can't just do it in the shower because you're just pouring out the stuff no but not everything how bad is your aim

i'm sorry second time guest last time the the hole is this big sounds like a skill issue i've never had, sounds like a skill issue. I've never had this. You need a funnel of some sort. You need a transitory- Cut off the end of that. Keep that. So then you get the inside of this. You have to clean it. You can cut that away. Get something disposable.

It's the same as the turkey baster problem. You have to clean it. Disposable, just use something that's disposable. You're just into destroying, you're into throwing away perfectly good goo. I've never done that i'm trying to help you i like the environment i guess take it put it over squeeze it out not accounting for air bubbles don't i don't spill it all over the place i don't know like what's happening when

you're doing it please don't she's not accounting for bubbles balls. We isn't in there. Sometimes goops, they're not perfectly viscous. You can't just like pour. I don't know. I've given you so many solutions. All I'm saying is that it's a tough problem. And that's why today I am announcing my Kickstarter. It's a turkey baster. I've got to do a GoFundMe to help me just like maybe $15 to get a turkey baster. Just a turkey baster. And it turkey baster and it costs $100.

It's gold plated. It's gold. It's the finest turkey baster. I did everything right. And they indicted me. And they indicted me. The pilot. I did everything right.

The pilot. I was hovering over Dallas and they indicted me. Have you seen that Trump clip? I think so. It's so funny. Have you seen the picture of all the boxes of files in the bathroom? It's as small as toilet is. It's fucking weird.

It's so low to the ground. It's so close to the toilet. Like there would be splash. Splashing onto these classified documents. Dude, don't take a black light to the trunk bathroom. There's like a bunch of documents about how they planned every CIA assassination. It's just like, oh, I had a bit of spillage. Sorry, I had sprayed.

You dap at a puddle with this document. It removes the retracted ink. You're looking at alien documents and it's like there's poop on it this is I'm a poop on this they'll never know area 51 who feel free to take a document

after dinner take one no toilet paper no redactions use the Kennedy box there were two shooters I did everything right i was just in a bad mood the other day and i just watched it and she hit me up

he sounds insane can we talk about your face on rides at disney i thought you were gonna say can we talk about your face face because you're just gonna start why look okay you need to understand that this ride is pitch black you can't see anything and then when you do see something it's a screen like an led screen and then all of the sudden they put you in front of a window that overlooks Disney with the sun and the bright lights and it's blinding, literally blinding. Yeah, so I guess our argument with that is that would be the case study of everyone else. Everyone else who seems to be having a great time. It is a photo of like 20 people. A great time, yeah.

How many times have you guys been on this ride before? How many of you have been on this ride before? How many of you? You're lying's a photo of a lot of people. How many times have you guys been on this ride before? How many of you have been on this ride before? How many of you? You're lying. Genuinely, I was scared of it. Jordan's been, I think it was Jordan's first. I've been on it like three times, I think. First for Jordan.

But Jordan. Jordan, your eyes are closed. I look so happy. Jordan. You are also blinded. Your eyes are closed. You look just as silly as I do. No shot. You look just as silly as I do. No shot.

You look just as weird as I do. Look at that. You look so weird. You're all squinting. Look, Pine Lee is like fighting. At least I'm not, my fists aren't out. He has natural warfare instincts. He's just a powerful guy.

Oh, so when he does it, he's a powerful man. But when I do it, it's an issue? It's jacked up. I haven't heard that one before. Drew and Amanda seem to be holding hands, and that's adorable. That's very cute. And they also look very happy and not blinded by the sun. They do look very happy.

You are the only one who's going, ah. You're trying to block the sun. No, no, no. Just to call myself out, I'm the only one holding on to like the support the supports because i'm because i don't like the drops i'm surprised i don't look insane also because i was making crazy faces the whole time i think i was maybe excited that once we saw out really high that we were going to die the ride is over yeah it's finally over he's reached zen god that one was fucking terrifying yeah for people For people who don't know, the Guardian's Rite just goes up and down.

Is it just a photo of Baby Gorg? It just drops. Why? What is this? Who sent these to you? What chat is this? I want to know who this is. Come on.

What chat is this? Is this Anastasia? What is this? Who is it? Who did this? So I just want to talk about this one. You weren't even here. I wasn't even here.

This is a different day. You sought these out. I paid someone off at Disney. So this one is actually got, there's a lot going on. Because I think that you could make fun of your face. But like, did this guy pass out? I think he is passed out, maybe. I don't, I'm actually like, maybe we do have to focus on your face.

Because I don't want to put these like random people on blast. Where's Keith? No Keith for this one? Yeah, Keith missed this one. Huston looks like he's about to fall asleep. I don't even remember which, oh, this is the ride that's just completely dark. Is this Space Mountain? I'm not sure.

I don't know what they're called light exposure seems to be your excuse pretty often on these yeah like because you sorry that my eyes work okay oh oh i see i just have like this my instinct is way sharper and my eyes you know just focus on the dark And I cannot believe how many of these. Chacha, would you like to describe to the audio listeners option three? My hair is in my face. Exhibit three.

What do you want? Okay. Next time we go to a theme park, which I'm never going to a theme park with you guys again. I'm going to sit straight faced on every ride. Chacha, thank you for being a good sport. Thanks as always for joining us on the podcast.

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Don't tell Nick. He's the only other person who's been on multiple episodes of the podcast, but you've been on multiple of this era of the podcast and next one i'm special you're special and let's keep it that way okay well i wouldn't go that far the greatest um just basically saying the best again do you have any other superlatives you want to give yourself it's a synonym um keep going please okay the most fantastic true yeah the bestest and andrew you seem to be losing a little bit i'm not i'm not a thesaurus you were saying that the same way the the bestest i'm not a thesaurus i did everything right i did everything right and they indicted me anyway chad chad if you have not checked out chad chad's videos you should they're so good and they indicted me. Anyway, Chad Chad, if you have not checked out Chad Chad's videos, you should.

They're so good. And they're our favorites. My favorite YouTube creator right here. Oh. Right here. Cool. I don't give a shit. It's the chair.

I don't even care. It's the purple chair. Also not me. Wow, you look great. Do you make YouTube videos? Why are you wearing a hat? It's amazing. Huh?

Oh, so people don't recognize me in public. Oh, it's not his birthday. All right, we end every episode of Stab Boys with a particular phrase. Do you remember it? I think so. We love you. And we're sorry. Oh, boom.

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