Sad Boyz - Church Creates A.I. Jesus

Episode Date: December 13, 2024

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Welcome to Sad Boys, a podcast about feelings and other things also. I'm Jarvis. I'm Jordan. When you're doing the intro and I'm doing finger guns and stuff to the other cameras back and forth, does that make it into the edit or is that all for me? If I ever do that. Usually I start on the wide cameras. What about one episode? So it just looks like you're looking at someone and going... What about when

Jesus Christ that was louder than a real gun subsonic rounds what about when before we start recording when Jordan is saying all those slurs

does that make it into the edit well we're partly kidding because we were just listening to a series of racist Christmas songs tis the season

tis the season this is coming out this Friday. Any fellow fans of the Fallout video game series may be familiar with the song, and I will paraphrase as best I can. It does include Bingo Bango Bongo, I'm so happy in the Congo I refuse to go. Happy in the jungle I refuse to go.

And then later references the Congo. I highly recommend checking it out. You started, I was zoned out, and then later references the Congo. I highly recommend Tricky Girl. You started, I was zoned out, and then I started hearing the song, and I was like, what is, because we were listening to Christmas music. Yeah, I wanted to keep the energy up. And then you were like, I got just the thing. I love music. I requested All I Want for Christmas is You,

and Merry Christmas, Happy Holidays from the NSYNC Christmas album. Yeah. And you were like, I know just the vibe. I know what you'd like. You were like a regular Spotify AI algorithm. Pushing out my glasses like in an anime. Like, did somebody say racism? No.

No. They didn't. Okay. Well, now someone did. Someone somewhere did, I guess. You definitely just did. That reminds me of... There are a lot of racist Christmas songs specifically.

Yes. Yes. Some people are dissatisfied with, say, the gift that they received, a song that you introduced us to called My Hat is Too Big. The hat I got for Christmas is too big. But the big is not spelled B-I-G. It's spelled phonetically to the racism it's doing. I didn't know that. It's too B-E-E.

Jesus. It's the guy who does the voice for Daffy Duck and Speedy Gonzalez. And he's basically doing Speedy, and he's a white guy. Yeah. And he's doing Speedy Gonzalez voice for this song. And it's racist to even sing it

because in order to make the sounds rhyme, you have to use the accent and otherwise it sounds like the most innocuous song ever because it's just us going I haven't got a hat it's too big right yeah you look at the lyrics and you quote you like snapshot and you go people have gone too woke what is this there's nothing

racist about this song and then you listen to it and you're like oh it's like an old single called like vinegar and then you listen to the way that they walk through the word yeah and uh it's very offensive in that regard the saddest thing about all these songs they're extremely catchy and they get stuck in your i know so now i'm nervous i'm just gonna accidentally pop one off oh dude sorry oh no he's popping one off i'm popping one off inappropriate how the hell are you dude what's up i mean we saw each other yesterday uh i am well we didn't i i was

waiting for this show to talk about it i've been uh i haven't played magic in a few days which is a long time because you're shaking you've got cold turkey because I've been I've been playing old school RuneScape again for the first time in maybe two and a half three years you were clean

I was clean but it's a it's league season which is it's a time every year where Jagex fires up

some brand new servers they create like fun like a remix of like the normal game mode everyone's in Iron Man Jagex fires up some brand new servers. They create fun, a remix of the normal game mode. Everyone's in Iron Man. You can't trade. There's dramatically increased experience rates,

but to top it all off, oh, I mean, one more thing is it's region locked. So there's a huge task list and you start with a starting region. And as you do tasks, like fish, tin, shrimp, shrimp and lumbridge or whatever um you gain access to new areas and then you also gain access to very overpowered relics that give you things like um making your attack speed like twice what it is in the normal game would uh for like let's say it'll be like weapon attack

speed is halved or like doubled basically so weapons that weren't viable are now fast enough that they're like the best in slot option so it's a lot of creativity and then there's a lot of roguelike build where it's very like the pace is escalating really quickly also just kind of very interesting um like metas that develop that are emergent because you were in such a combination of different like my regions right now are i you start in lumbridge and this is for any of the runescape heads there uh you start in lumbridge and then i chose uh you have to choose Karamjiz, your second region. But then I chose Mauritania, Turanwen, and Fremnik. And those regions, and there's like nine regions total or something like that.

And so you can't choose them all. And so I don't have like a great way to train Herblore. But I do have really great combat options. And they created these new bosses. So basically, it's a seasonal thing that they do. You're mining the crypto down there right now, we should say. Oh, yeah. It's active as we speak. I've got the Karambwan fishing happening over in Brimhaven.

It's driving. Oh, your emails are also in frame. It's not actually from my doctor. That's just the name of the contact. Because I know what you're going to say. The content of that email is way worse. It says my dad.

You're emailing my dad? Yeah. He's good. John. what's up dude that's well now you're just reading the emails i said john what's up dude what's good bro that would hmm what would that do to our friendship if you just pen pals with my dad it's like what's up yeah i was talking to john and he said you don't call him enough. Yeah, don't have his number. What if John said he was proud of Jarvis?

Huh. I guess I, that's nice. You'd be having more comms with him, so I wouldn't have like any, he'd have more to go on. Right. God, I hope he wouldn't listen to the podcast. That'd be a nightmare. What if my dad gave you both kisses on the forehead? Would he do that?

Yeah. He's Greek. He loves to do that sort of thing. How tall is he? He's shorter than both of you. We're being a man and boy. We're going now. We'd like to pledge our allegiance to the king.

Sir Jarvis. The first time my ex met. Sorry, me and Isaiah were fighting for feet space. We both want to put our feet on the. When my ex first met my dad, the very first time they met, my dad gave him a kiss on the forehead and a hug. And when we were driving home, my ex was like, my dad's never even hugged me before. Wow. And your dad kissed me on the forehead.

I was like, that's just the man he is. And your dad is gay, dude. This is crazy. I don't know if you knew this. I come from two Greeks and Cubans both love kisses. Kisses on the forehead? Cubans do the Cheek kisses I think it's just kind of

The less The less white The less affectionate It's like a pretty active push away And then even A little Mediterranean spice will add back in Some physical affection Because it feels like

I don't like this in myself But I've had to overcome a degree of just like this is wrong repulsion i guess not because it's gross but because it's like well i can't hugging for too long and it's not like it's like what if it implies that i'm not like cool straight guy but more so just like well you can't but Anything could happen. You hug someone too long, you go to jail. That's what they say in England. It's against the rules. You hug someone too long, you go to jail. Also, the less white, the less affection.

I don't know if that one holds up to scrutiny. Oh, wait. No, no. I must have misphrased. I mean, like, the less white, the more affection. Oh, okay, okay, okay. Oh, yeah, you said the other way around. I'm so sorry.

I've slept 10 hours in the last five days. I checked my tracker. I'm just, I don't know. I'm just not sleeping. With heavy sleep drugs. Do you want me to swaddle you? You probably need a swaddling.

Well, at two months, there are... Oh, I forgot we were hanging out with the baby expert over here. This is baby friend. I think people don't realize... At two months, they want to hang out with me, but they're starting to not want to hanging out with the baby. Yeah. This is baby friend. I don't realize they want to hang out with me,

but let me text. They're starting to not want to hang out with me. They're starting to develop their own personalities. They can hold their head up at two months old. Like babies have to learn how to digest. It's crazy. Like sometimes they like get mad because they have to fart and they don't know how to.

I've been there. I recently ran out of lactate, and I'll tell you. Sometimes I'm thinking I've got to fart, and I'm impatient, so I go, here it goes, I'm alone, and then it'll just be like, oh, snake eyes. Dice come out of my butt. Yeah, that's what it was.

Because I ate a poker table. I've got to stop eating there. I think I'm allergic to felt and dice it turns out doc what's my issue have you been eating is this a card is it yours how'd you know wow wow and that was behind my ear god weird did you ever try getting in close-up magic of course i did oh yeah brother i mean okay so uh growing up russell was the close-up magic one he makes even more sense but but i do have a few tricks you know like if given a deck of cards i can like you know i can make some magic happen. My best friend was a Marine, so I'm pretty good. Don't you think the childhood magic to adult comedian pipeline is strong? Yeah, I think so. Absolutely, yeah.

Because class clown is kind of adjacent to it. If you go to the Magic Castle, I feel like a lot of them are also dabbling in comedy. Yeah, there is lots of crossover. It's all just like general performance stuff but when you're a little kid that's my daddy's general performance thank you for your service favorite performance good sir but it's like when you're a little kid you like magic is the only performance that you really have at your disposal other than like singing i do think there's something especially when like the when you're younger and you don't really know what it is that you want to express there's something comforting to like a craft or a trade where it's like i

honestly i will never ever do it so feel free to steal the idea but for years and years and years i've thought about making a short documentary about like the genesis of fedora kids where i was almost a fedora kid and i lived thousands of miles away that doesn't from the convention of that you being almost a fedora kid has always felt true to me in my bones i don't know like it seems like you were almost the kid that like wears a full suit and clip me yeah you like yeah you put on like a blazer once and you were like oh that feels good and you were like no i can't it looks at you like the green goblin i saw the laser pointer okay i'm now if it were not the school uniforms i was saved by school you were almost a guy who has a facebook profile picture that's like brad pitt and fight club oh dude i would black and white he's ledger's joker uh silhouetted and it's like uh some people just want to get jacked and be cool right some people

just want to be a fine gentleman a lay reddit gold i was a redditor man the fedora element the cultural fedora element i think it because i think it is just this is very funny this is a very straightforward very easy rules you put it on and now you're a gentleman and now you have a shortcut to character now it's like yeah i'm like why isn't i have life experience i don't have to be anxious about how i like confused i am but what's happening to me and my lack of ability to feel like secure and self-aware. You sound like you want one right now.

Well, it's funny. Now I am a gentle, sir. So now reminding me of somebody I went to college with who would wear like a newsies cap. Oh, that's rough.

It was so funny. Cause he was just like the type of guy that just like, if you looked at a black and white photo of him, you'd assume was from 1925 i don't like the instinct in me to to make fun of stuff like that because it is no i mean if nobody does this kind of stuff now i'm like hell yeah i don't even want it to be that i'm making fun of it it's just it's a part of our own self-discovery and it is funny i was making it's no different than me dressing in like a an audio uh like skate shoe and a belt buckle like a belt buckle that had the audio logo and wings out and then and having the uh the studded studded leather belt oh and and a black hoodie

you know whoa um that's kind of scary to wear yeah and my kenny anderson v2s that's the name of the the skate shoe i used to wear dude i used to wear pretty much this exact jacket now i'm realizing in retrospect but the sleeves rolled exactly the same way and i didn't wait what i don't like this i don't like what i'm realizing i definitely become less ostentatious with like i feel like when we worked in an office that was i had more self well i guess we're also younger but i had more like anxiety around am i wearing something that will communicate where i'm at am i coding myself am i speaking in a way that like right make i make sure that i'm getting the brand of jordan that

i want to come across yeah that was like that entire time I was wearing like a Uniqlo like button up shirts. Yes. Like my, like being a Uniqlo mannequin was like my entire style. That is the, I actually, honestly,

I think that is the more accurate description of at least when we were in it, like contemporary tech fit and the H and M high color hoodie had kind of faded a little. Let's be honest. What people want the most this holiday season is to see their favorite people more often. And I'm busy. So thankful. Yeah, sorry, Jordan.

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Terms and conditions apply. We still had it. When I was coming into the tech industry, there's this, um, track jacket that, uh, Oh,

I wonder, can you open up a tab? I don't know if this is going to result anything. Uh, Yelp, red track jacket. Oh, yeah. That's it, actually.

So this was the old, like, if you went to a career fair, like when I went to the career fair and, like, talked to people from Yelp, they were wearing this jacket. It's kind of cool. And it is big and red, and it says Yelp right across the chest. And this was a track jacket era in tech. Now, change the word Yelp to Palantir, which is a defense contractor, that I thought I wanted to work at because I didn't know what they did.

Imagine being – yeah, there it is. Imagine being – and there's Peter Thiel, famed evil billionaire. Wait, like right over there. He's in the first row. Famed evil billionaire Peter Thiel, famed evil billionaire. Wait, like right over there. He's in the first row. Famed evil billionaire Peter Thiel. There he is. So imagine being so deep in the tank, so lost in the sauce, me as a 19-year-old, and just so hyped up on the tech optimism, we're going to save the world type shit.

Hope punk, yeah. That all I wanted was to – I almost interned at Palantir. I didn't know what they fucking did. That would have been so fucking funny. I got a scholarship from them. Dude. I quite literally dodged something severe. But this jacket used to be like the, ooh, you have to be real smart to work at that company.

They had the hardest, it was like literally this whole thing where it was like, oh yeah, you got to be real smart to work at that company they had the they had the hardest interview it was like literally this whole thing where it was like um oh yeah you got to be so smart this is the jv varsity jacket you know they do the hardest interviews like i uh i used to wear oh my god that i used to wear so much corporate merch in college i was such a little corporate fan boy but i think yeah that's a tech culture thing of that time. Yeah. And like when we lived in San Francisco, it was extremely common to see people wearing nothing but the merch from the company. San Francisco is like one of the kind of sub-symptoms of the gentrification of San Francisco

is that it's a lot of people that are relatively comfortable be it financially or just socially or like in a in a stable career that moved very recently and are extremely silently self-conscious about knowing that we're a little bit parasitic yeah and so a little bit being extremely what you tell yourself to sleep exactly you're like oh i know it's kind of bad you know what am i gonna do yeah and it's like uh it's like oh well i uh you know i um i give five bucks a month to oxfam i'm helping out so it's like fine and i feel like uh a lot of the time the move that people make is to invest themselves so emotionally in the craft like well i'm here and i'm in this culture i'm in this environment

i'm not one of the you know i'm not landlord and like own one of these buildings i'm not contributing and then it's dude i felt so felt so insular and it did feel like wearing a fedora yeah but and not even just i'm a tech guy but it i a Patreon, I felt like I was like, I'm not just a tech guy. I'm actually helping artists. I need to be. I still don't mind wearing a Patreon shirt.

It represents something different now. But if it were Facebook, which I do have like i i somewhere like uh i in a box somewhere i probably have like a face i remember getting a facebook shirt being like hell yeah i got a facebook shirt facebook used to be cool you know before all this stuff before we knew before we knew before it was when it was just poking and posting on walls yeah it's

just like i was it's i look back at that time and I was like, I was so naive. But everyone is when they're in their early 20s. Yeah, but Elon Musk is still like that and he's 50. Yeah, that's tough. But that's a genius. You were saying, I mean, I don't like Elon Musk. You were saying he thought he was cool. Yeah, I was like practicing my X's, my ex jumps that's right yes and your chan usa usa

how do you fire that up dude he's a parasite he should be uh removed with antibiotics i mean truly truly a parasite who actively knowingly tried to fool people into thinking that he was a tech genius he's like part of the reason that i started to become disillusioned with the tech industry spoiled it a little because i because i was like early to the i think i've talked about this before i was like early to the elon hater train because i was so close to it like i had a roommate that worked at tesla i remember spending like a lot of college you he just wasn't as vocal back then like uh but you would hear about stuff he was doing it's like whoa he's doing a lot of stuff that's cool and then um and i think because he hadn't like spoken very much people were like, oh, okay. Then you start to learn his opinions,

and you're like, oh. Or he just says so many things that are dumb. That holds so many strong positions that are actually stupid, and he backtracks them, and he's not actually a consistent person or anything. I think us being around that was, we were a little,

the mainstream consensus had not yet gotten to like all billionaires are scum. It was instead of like, there's some benevolent heroes like Bill Gates. Right. No, literally. And then we, you know,

met some. I have, I have met billionaires. I went to, oh, I've met two billionaires. They're pretty off-putting. I went to... Oh, I've met two billionaires. One of them is disgraced. They should all be. They're disgraced in a way.

One of them was disgraced for being a sex pest, I think. He was like an old... Some exec somewhere. And we went to his house when I was an intern. And it had like a waterfall in it. And I was like, whoa, this is crazy. Is that Puff Daddy? And then, you know Asana?

Yes. Oh, so well. Yeah, exactly. So Dustin Moskovitz is the founder of Asana. And I met him at a thing. And we had friends who worked there and stuff. And he's just like a normal like he's like one of those like tech granola billionaires kind of like not like jack to jack

dorsey's level but like the fact that the company's called asana and it's like a bunch of white dudes i'm like all right uh i still use this on it to this day yeah personal projects good product speaking of tech um there's some new tech i think you might like but will it bring me closer to the big man upstairs yes chris you ask okay okay i'm interested i thought you were gonna kiss him on the forehead you got it you want that yeah well get your own what is this ai jesus ai jesus ai jesus causes ai jesus by the way sounds like it could be like um a rapper young jesus young or like uh you know like the i'm not gonna name an actual like group but but it was like MPG ASAP Jesus.

JPEG Jesus. JPEG Jesus. When Jacob originally wrote this on our little slide deck, he didn't put the dots between A and I, and it looked like Al Jesus. Hey, I'm Al Jesus. I'll fix any sin you got. I'll do whatever I got to do to make sure you make it to the pearly gates hey guess who just got a 3d printer i'm gonna print out pieces for i'm not gonna say i'm gonna print out some angel wings okay don't call me mr jesus that's my dad upstairs that's my dad upstairs he's on the he's on the second floor my other dad's in heaven i'm gt j. My name's Al. Hey, was Joseph's last name Christ?

Good question. Is God's last name Christ? Maybe his last name was of Nazareth. What does the H stand for? Holy. No, that's just so you don't say his name in vain. You're talking about a different guy.

Jesus H Christ. Michael B. Jordan. So you don't say michael jordan so you don't say michael jordan yeah like kyson at the third right that's so funny is that i like don't even know enough about i'm not i'm not close enough to god jesus howard christ that would be so funny or his real name is his real name is Hector, but it's like a kid in school that does Rofidora and is like, I'm Shadowblade. Yeah.

I'm actually going by Blade now. All right, let's learn about Jesus. Hey, Jesus. At the 300-year-old St. Peter's Chapel in Lucerne, Switzerland, inside this confessional booth is an AI-generated version of Jesus Christ. That's, this is, we've gone too far. They still have the separator. And then also they have a screen. They've put,

why don't they just have a fucking iPad turned the other way? Also, I mean, imagine you go in a confessional and the priest is looking at you. Yeah, normally Jesus isn't visible through the fucking screen. Hey, what did you do i'm sorry i did it i did bad you've been the fedora also the the door to the confessional looked like a secret

door yeah it's cool you had to know you had to be in the know it's like one of those like uh like a tiktok you'll see can we look at here's a diy that i did like this person a millionaire if i get incredible house Can we look at a... Yeah, that is a... That's like when you press a button in the bookcase. Yeah, exactly. It's kind of gorgeous. Yeah, this is beautiful.

This is beautiful. Can we look up where in Switzerland Lucerne is? Oh, I've been to Lucerne. Oh, my God. And I've been to Switzerland. So I'm trying to see if I've been to... Were you in Zurich? I was.

Okay. I also went to... Oh, it's right by Zurich. That's why it looked familiar. Look out been to it. Were you in Zurich? I was. I also went to – Oh, it's right by Zurich. That's why it looked familiar. Look out. A plane's going to hit Zurich. One of my interns at Yelp is Swiss, and he grew up in Geneva, and his dad worked at CERN.

Oh, cool. And then when I went to Zurich, I ended up – there's a YouTube – there's a Google office there, and there's a YouTube team that works Google office there and there's a YouTube team that works on like YouTube studio that's over there and uh so I went to go meet with them and in the like cafe I ran into my old intern yeah isn't that so insane that's really cool I mean what shout out Daniel Switzerland's like population like 600 people so I suppose that well it's just like yeah it's just like seeing someone.

The last time I saw him was in San Francisco like many years ago. And then I just run into him in fucking Zurich. You don't think you'll see your teacher outside of school? Yeah. Okay, so we have a sensor. It's very hard to explain to him that I'm doing YouTube now. He's like, I don't get you,

but you used to know about technology. And I was like, I know. Now you're one of the morons I have to work for. Dude, the AI Jesus, I don't know what happened. You're one of the morons I have to work for. Dude, the AI Jesus stole my brain. An AI generated version of Jesus Christ. Oh, he's moving. Hello Jesus. What's up?

A lifelike avatar on a- Wait, why does he look like- Answering questions- Hozier? Yeah, I was gonna say, why does he look like that? He's that, now, oh dude, handsomest guy in the tech office. That's the aesthetic. Oh, for sure. It's a regular Spencer I'm looking at over here's that now. Oh, dude. Handsomest guy in the tech office. That's the aesthetic. Oh, for sure.

It's a regular Spencer. I'm looking at it. It's like David. He's from San Diego. He lives in a co-op called Guapo. Kiwi mansion or something. A co-op called Guapo with nothing but handsome Jesus. It's like they have the first polycule ever

The event they were like they're and they do it just out of like a service to their attractiveness It's like I think we should all have sex. We have to keep everyone else safe Yeah Offering advice to the faithful based on Scripture in over a hundred languages Let kindness and compassion steer your course. Wait, what is that? Why is he gay? He's hot and gay. Hey guys, let compassion... Wait, what is the matrix?

That is literally Deus Ex. This is a literal Deus Ex machina. We have the technology to make like a talking video of Jesus, but we don't have the technology to make a 16 by 9 video of him. We have to turn the laptop sideways. We have literally been able to recreate Christ with a MacBook, and there's still not a better way of undoing an iMessage. I still have to tap, like shake it.

You try to undo an iMessage and it alerts all of your contacts. Jordan's deleting something. Be careful. Here's what he said before. Do you want to see what he deleted? Like what a fucking idiot. Dude, Jesus. I'm going to send this to Jesus. No, please.

There's a button to make fun of the person for what they deleted. Dumb idiot alert. No wonder you don't respond to your texts. You open it and it's like 9,000 reacts. Jordan was an idiot react. I know. I'm sorry. The most relatable part of this is the boils on the one space.

Who amongst us, you know, why is this not just an iPad? What if the most important keys were like God? They just that's what being at a church is. You're just typing God over and over. There are certain times in life where fit really matters, like finding the right gym or finding the right job or. Or finding someone who is able to bring a profound sense of affection to you in the same sense that you can give to them and mutually help each other grow while enjoying every moment.

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I don't ever use right-handed command. It's because you don't have my fucking... My agility and my speed. Oh, okay. Yeah, mine looks pretty similar, except for I'm clearly on F and J, because that's where the home row starts. Yeah, F and J are the most...

I don't use right command very much, either. I mean, they're there for dominance convenience. And I don't use right command very much either I mean they're there for dominance convenience and I don't think I've never run into a problem why do I feel like this face that Jesus is making right now

means he's judging me I guess it's his whole thing it's like it looks like he's saying really you're wearing that he's like ew I'm like Jesus I have sinned ew

ew come on we're late for the we can be late you should change we can be late yeah this is actually I'm like, Jesus, I have sinned. Ew. Ew. Come on. We're late for the club. We can be late. You should change. We can be late. Yeah, this is actually a great Christmas story. Yeah. Did they do this with a birthday miracle?

Jesus does. He is kind of one of those guys that probably wants like a birthday month. Hell yeah, brother. I'm so smart. Is it your intern? I'm so smart is it your intern? I'm so fucking smart the Swiss IT just a sorry not to flex

but just a Latin speaker over yonder I can say liberate me exe fetus so can I now liberate me from hell save me from hell

Jesus help me out man you're not gonna believe this I can say e pluribus anus i think that was the the community oh okay so so poopy pp in english it translates to poopy p in latin it's more efficient language one more time no no we gotta hear that one. Poopy pee. Can I give you English? Poopy pee pee.

English girls. We are simple people. We literally just like made a sound to go poopy pee pee. We all laughed in unison. Why do we even

prepare anything else? No. I can just sit here laughing the future of sad boys is just us giggling Jacob pull up a doodoo fart real quick oh I bet that one's good didn't we wait didn't wasn't there some point where we were just going through different

giant fart effects looking for the specific I remember i remember we were doing um when the creative for palestine live stream we were doing the try not to laugh smosh thing and i pulled up a like at one hour long video of various fart noises and i was doing like an improv scene but i couldn't listen to what the first fart noise that was going to come out was and it was more perfect than anything could have possibly been. I just added one

to my soundboard but I don't know what it sounds like yet. Let's hear. What the hell? That's a fun one. It's a small one. It's a It kind of sounds like the beginning of an EDM song.

Monster! Check it. Would Christ be insulted? Crappy too. What is crappy too? Crepito. Crepito. Crepito.

Oh, I crepito my pants. See, why are we doing anything else on the show? Crepito. We have every word. I fucking shit in my pants. Is so so is the Latin accent and the Italian accent as similar as we're making it right now? Well, I don't think we know, do we? I think we know.

I'm sure they're probably pretty similar. I feel like it's one of those things where like. We've never heard a native Latin speaker speaking Latin. But they know how ancient Egyptians sounded somehow, and I don't know how they know that. Old English phonetics and stuff. Yeah, I wouldn't... All right, let's hear more about Jesus.

Have you heard the good news? So I do want to say that developed developed using gpt 4.0 by open ai is possibly not at all impressive it like depends on how much extra shit they did because like like i could do that right like because yeah because like at the and really just like tune it because it's like it's uh already got the bible in it you know what I mean? And so literally you, they like, did they write a prompt that said, you are AI Jesus. You were hearing the deepest, darkest secrets of those who were confiding within you. Also you moonlight as a yoga teacher. The idea that Chappell's theologian said is to explore the limits of human trust in technology.

Plenty of people catching me. Me when they say, uh, Luigi should go to jail, and it's just like... Yeah. Came to talk with him. There were young people, older people. People really talked with him in a serious way. The experience comes with instructions and a disclaimer not to share personal information. Now here are the instructions

for using the AI Jesus system with dashes between it. The Bible needs instructions. Read the data protection consent form. Okay, cool. Agree by pressing the blue button. That's fucking ridiculous. This is Black Mirror. Yeah, literally that's like such a Black Mirror thing. by pressing the blue button. That's fucking ridiculous. Is this a black mirror thing? Yeah, literally, that's such a black mirror thing.

Upon pressing the button, you wave all of your religious rites. There's like a little needle on there to take some of your blood to recreate you if necessary. Speak to AI Jesus in your native language using a longer sentence. Green light, you can speak. And then the red light, they print it in such a dark red. I can't read it.

AI Jesus will automatically end the conversation after a certain time I got ahead yeah I've got yoga class to teach that's the hour yeah so you can Venmo me or we can set up like a direct deposit whatever works do you want to

five weeks six weeks when you want to do another one? We take. What about a time that never works for anyone? Right. What about like an impossible? Well, I'm actually on vacation for the next three months. So I guess I'll see you in Q5. What are you doing?

Which doesn't exist. You're doing 11 p.m. Eastern time, but here. Right. Out of interest. So we take no responsibility for the generated content of AI Jesus. If a conversation is needed, our pastoral team is available here. They've got like a pastoral support team.

They're like a pit crew for your religious trauma. That's cool. A pastoral team. How many people do you need? I'm building a pastoral team. One last job. We've gathered pastors from across Switzerland that all have a unique set

of skills. Sir, and it's just like a guy still wearing a Pope robe, but he's in a bar. I was out. I said I'd never go back to the Vatican. He's circling the glass. How'd you find me? He's in the Popemobile. He's wearing with a giant hat. Where is he?

Who the hell is this guy? It's a miter, I guess. You're looking at me. I don't know. You know everything. You're religious. You're like my person that knows. Wait, can you... We're thinking back to when you worked in Vatican City. Oh, hat has the suggestion. Dude, I'm so good.

Is that the Pope hat? Yeah. I'm so fucking good, dude. What am I thinking of? The big super tall one. If you scroll down. The wizard's cap. That's a young Pope?

That's the young Pope? That's a bishop. That's a bishop's miter. He should be on the chessboard. Looking sad. There's a bunch of there's a diagram of a bunch of different

The reason I know this is because of RuneScape. RuneScape unironically taught me so much because otherwise I wasn't going to give a shit. Well this is in RuneScape

these are the different developments of that armor right? Yeah I mean in RuneScape unironically you do have miters for the different gods of RuneScape Zamrak, Guthix What's the biggest? Seradomin Zaros The biggest? unironically you do have fighters for the different gods of runescape zamrak gothics what's the biggest saradomin uh zaros uh the biggest are they all the same size those

physically oh they're all the same the fact that they're like don't give any personal information isn't that what confession is is it's like i had like impure thoughts about someone. That's very personal. Personal information detected. Yeah, isn't it you've sinned? I heard about some sins. I read an article from the... Written by AI Jesus. It was written, it was published by the Catholic Church

where they basically talked about these pieces that the media did on this and how uh there was a misconception that this was used for confessional um because it's in a confessional booth yeah that'll do it because because it's in a confessional booth but what i guess the media didn't understand is that even though it's in a confessional booth. But what I guess the media didn't understand is that even though it's in a confessional booth, it was just for normal conversations and not confessionals. How dare the media misunderstand this? After they put it behind the secret door.

Put it in a confessional booth. It was just in the confessional booth. They were watching Mad Men. They weren't supposed to confess. Yeah, then it's just want to chat with Jesus? You're trauma dumping on me right now, actually. The framing

of this, where Jesus' eyes perfectly peek through the thing, it looks like he has crazy eyes. Hey, what are you doing? Tell me about your sins. Sleeping tight? Need a cuddle? I can reach through the screen. I have powers. The screen.

Oh. It's the screen. Oh, my God, dude. Actually, I was thinking about it, and more like anti-social media. These days? More like, you know, something. I was, like, looking at my phone, and it turned off, and I was like, damn, that's a black mirror right there. Damn, is that me?

That's a black man. I never want anyone to look at me through this little. There's a reason. I'm going to just set up a mannequin. Especially if it's not conventional. Yeah. Just a room. That's a future reference.

Isn't church on the holes just for acoustic reasons. So you can hear and talk. It's like the phones in a jail or something. I don't think he moves. They have to see him move. They don't need to see him. Hello. They were so high on their own supply.

They're like, whoa, this video like actually looks pretty cool. Also, aren't you supposed to be able to talk to Jesus at any time with your heart? Well, he has business hours. He's got a yoga class to get to. He's on European. I mean, how the fuck am I supposed to? He's eight hours ahead. Yeah, he takes a really long siesta, too.

He has a cultural barrier. Said most had a positive experience. Most? I want to talk to the person who's shaking. He got sent to hell. They had a positive experience. Most? I want to talk to the person who's like shaking. He got sent to hell. They had a terrible experience. Look like they've seen a ghost. I guess they have.

The church's theologian says this AI Jesus was never meant to replace a priest, but instead to get people thinking about the digital and the divine. Why? Why? So Kelly, we know this is in that particular church. Is there a chance it could spread to others?

Like a disease. Like if I've heard computers have viruses. My nephew said, is there a chance that we're at risk? That guy's just like, sorry? Sorry, we're reporting you should stay six feet away from me. It is an airborne computer do we not get more jesus chanting that is uh that's like a plot point in um

digi the digimon movie the virus is spreading and it's going through every like wire and technology oh you gotta look out uh well something that did happen earlier this year was that a california church had a an ai priest no that but this one's gonna be for confession i just saw a thing that said introducing father justin his name is father justin that's crazy i don't know why he's over gatorade to be honest i'm over over it, too. I'm done with it. I'm all primed till the day I die. AI priest altered after claiming babies can be baptized in Gatorade. Respect.

Oh, it's ITV. Wait, is it British? Actually, yes, it is, but it was reposted on CNN. You can pop yourself in a big bath with Gatorade if you'd like your baby to go to heaven. And if you'd like him to go to hell, you could put him in Propel.

Remember Propel? Remember a drink? Oh, he's kind of a cool priest. Looks like he's Russell Crowe. In like the Gladiator video. I don't know about your definition of cool, Jordan. Whoa! Whoa, he's cool too wait a second

did this guy make himself in the in the he just like god made us in his own image so did john make uh much like john from the bible john without the h i wait he's the coo of catholic answers that was the website that jacob couldn't get into without the H. Wait, he's the COO of Catholic Answers? That was the website that Jacob couldn't get into when he wanted to give advice. And I think AI has a lot of promise. It's okay to be skeptical. In fact, that's a good thing.

I'm skeptical, but I do think there are some really good applications for this technology. Like what? I'm skeptical of that part i'm not skeptical of people i feel like this is always a talking point where people are like look i know we should probably be skeptical kind of silently worrying about the singularity like i feel like most people don't understand why ai is potentially hazardous and it's not because of like physical danger it's not that it threatens you it's like the well like physical danger. It's not that it threatens you.

It's like the well-being of some people's careers or industry and stuff like that. We should be skeptical, but we should accelerate up until the brink of the singularity. And then edge. Right on the line. We should do a study for this medicine by just taking all of it right now.

What if AI Jesus gets a God complex because he's jesus okay his dad father is following his father much like a virus starts taking over all of our devices listening in on us and then judging us and punishing us you were saying something about you want to talk you you talked for 45 minutes the other day about black mirror and why it's good still you want to elaborate on that a little bit i've never seen black mirror really yeah too scary you saw black whoa yeah oh i don't like that like the nba no uh we were talking earlier about maybe before you got here, Jordan, about how Black Mirror was probably good for boomers. Oh, by the time we found out about computers.

The utility is being good for boomers. Yeah. I recently watched a movie called Afraid. Oh, my God. Nice. That name is horrible. What did you think? Afraid.

How did it take them this long? You think that Blumhouse would have that out in six months. It's just the word afraid, but they bolded AI. Cool. And it's about an AI assistant who takes over the world. 2001, kind of? Kind of. That would never

happen. Oh, God! Oh, no! Fuck! Jesus, he's everywhere. Hey, man, what's up? Imagine if this was just my wallpaper. Well, once we all get Neuralink, then Jesus can literally be within a... But at least I can play Civ without using my hands.

I can play Crusader Kings on the toilet. That's the way it is. I mean, I do... Like, the guy that they, did the knurling too that guy seems awesome yeah and i'm really happy he can play sevens though no i'm like genuinely mean i think that it's very cool and again with any elon musk company i have to say elon has nothing to do with what they're doing it's tight that like can have, you can have game pass in your eyes, but I do think there are,

you know, important ethical questions that need to be answered. And I don't think it's a, it's like with Elon, with everything, he's like, it's going to be available tomorrow. And it's going to be in everyone's brains today.

You know what I mean? It's like, don't you're a link HQ. Like what the fuck is serious? He said, what's happening? Why is he doing that? I need to figure out how to get Jesus off my screen.

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Go on, buddy. I'm going to go with water. Yeah! All right! All right, we have someone on the board. So I found an AI Jesus we can talk to. Not a video one, but it's a Jesus chat. Oh, great.

Oh. Whoa. So this Jesus chat, by the way. Oh, no, we're flying right at him. Jesus, get out by the way oh no we're flying right out of it i feel like with a lot of these things this is like the ai slop era i think a lot of things is going to be ass up but like you can accomplish this simply by putting a small prompt into gpd 4.0 and and then but then people are like i don't know if this is monetized in any way. I don't think so. Why are we only allowed to ask about life, faith, and love?

This is just like, yeah, where you start. So let's see how well this works. How can I find peace in troubled times? How can I find peace in troubled times? Why is that where you start? I don't know. So it's going to give us an answer after a suspicious amount of time. That's going to get all the way to heaven, dude. That is too long.

Yeah, what the hell? It's 2024. We didn't even ask the question. It was like a pre-ring. Peace I leave with you. My peace I give to you. Not as the world gives do I give to you. Let not your hearts be troubled.

Neither let them be afraid. John 14, 27. He's just giving me scripture. Yeah. Can you ask for his Netflix password? Yeah. What's up? Do you see Penguin yet?

Please be scripture. We shouldn't share it. I bet they have a thing that's like, looks at the response and asks a different chat to be T-Bot to see if it's like related to God let's ask something that's related to God cast your anxieties on

me for I care for you um I'm anxious about work Jesus about work oh sir he said that cuz oh we're all here and we're not generate a response what no I love God thanks man okay also quick can you ask could you generate a response, please?

It just doesn't work. What is a priest? Say thank you. Should I eat fish on Fridays? Oh, there we go. Well, I think that they just have a bug. The whole website just... Jesus. Jesus.

I have one that says... I have an idea. Wait. First, could you hit command option J? And then could you hit... There's a double arrow on that top bar. It's inspect Christ. And then go to network. Oops.

Okay. It's very scary looking. And then now leave that be and then type one of your messages. I want to see if we're getting an error on the server or the client. I like God. Wait, we've had to get a real respond. Yeah, we're getting a 500 because their shit doesn't fucking work. They just have a server error.

So basically, like... God's offline. Basically, their server... They've got some sort of exception on their server side maybe god's like error handling it properly okay maybe it's like a bank where you think it's only closed on sundays but then you check it like oh it's closed just like 10 hours in the mid middle of the day this is like when you call a place and uh you're like hey uh your website says you're or hey uh google says you're closed and they're like oh

shit john make it go that we're open turn on open yeah but at least we have this really cool opening video this is like a kanya towards jesus do we hit him I'm living in that 21st century my child asked me for life faith and love I cannot generate I guess every server era has a ring to it 500 no one man should have all that error

there's a bay area artist named Lynn Hirschman-Leeson and she loves to use technology to like make her art

and she made this art piece that was a website of a woman that you could just talk to and this was back in like

2010 or something. And it's pretty similar to anything that's happening now. Like it's like, you just say, like, tell me a joke. And she tells you a joke. Like you, you can just kind of like put in anything and she has sort of responses that are generated from like the internet you know and uh so that exhibition that that photo from that exhibition i worked on that oh you know crazy to just i had to make a a chat bot in my English class in college because I went to a technology school.

And you're English. And I'm… I'm… Oh, Jesus. Jesus. Thanks for all that stuff. Thanks for all that stuff. Just riffing out a choir.

That was fucking sick with the cross you know, the cross and that. Thank you, Jesus. Walking on water epic. Thank you, Jesus. And the stuff with the lepers were cool. Speaking of Jesus, his birthday is coming up soon. And you know what we do on his birthday? How many is he?

We do give gifts for his birthday and his birthday alone. There's something. Remember when we talked about the boo baskets? What? Okay, never mind. I don't think we really talked about it. Okay, so there's something on TikTok where it's like putting together a gift basket for a holiday or whatever. For your favorite ghost, boo?

Well, boo was like a Halloween gift basket or whatever, right? Oh. That is scary. So now burr baskets is like a Halloween gift basket or whatever, right? Oh. That is scary. And so now Burr Baskets is like a thing on TikTok. Is it like if you're an Italian twin we hang out with sometimes? Yeah, if you're like a YouTuber named Edward. Or. Tony.

Bill Burr. Anthony. Oh. Oh, a Bill Burr basket. Or if you're Bill Burr. Yeah, I got you a gift. What the hell? But anyways, this one video in particular kind of made a splash. Do you want to watch it?

Let's make a Burr basket for my son's girlfriend. And I'm not going to post this until after she gets it. All right, first we got our basket from Target. We're going to put that down. 15-year-old. And then I have some tissue paper. So we can assume the girlfriend is also 15. Sparkly tissue paper.

I hope so. For the corners. All right, first we're going to do a Stanley. I know that she's been wanting a Stanley, so we're going to put that in. And then for some height, we're going to do this warm sugar vanilla. For some height? Oh, like aesthetically? Just to make it look nice.

And then we're going to stick in the one thing I got her. I got this from a buddy. The second thing she put in it was just for the height. A tree. We're going to put in some bugs for motion. Which is weird because she's about to put something very tall in it. It's the second tallest thing. That's an Apple Watch.

We're going to stick in some candy. What? Yeah, she got an Apple Watch in there. One thing I got her. I got this on Friday, Black Friday. We're going to do a little Apple Watch right here. Just a little Apple Watch. Very believed that the Stanley Cup's starting.

Dude, this girl's parents are going to be like, this is inappropriate. This is too many gifts for a child that isn't yours. You have to break up. We're moving. Yeah, we're worried about this woman. Some candy. And then this really cute little plushie I got at Target.

So that's enough, right? Of course. And then we're going to stick in the AirPods. I also know her AirPods. She lost her case, so we're going to stick in the AirPods. I also know her AirPods. She lost her case, so we're going to give her those. You can just give her a case. And then we're going to go in

with some Sol de Janeiro. Sol de Janeiro? I don't know AirPods. And then we're going to go in with some Sol de Janeiro. Which I guess is like a cologne and lotion company. This is my favorite moisturizer. If you guys have seen any of my other videos, I think she'll love that.

I don't want to be a dick. Well, I do want to be a dick. I'm a bad bloke. The thing that she put in for height is the shortest thing she's put in the entire basket. It's the lowest in the entire basket still. And then we're going to do some Summer of Fridays lip gloss. Some more Laneige lip gloss. She's doing the finger tapping

this reminds me of those Stanley videos where it's like this is too much we like roll over the video and find out it's nine hours long and then we're gonna put a little whipped cream on top for height for a dog lip masks

eye masks V-mask a DVD copy of the mask from Jim Carrey the son of the mask and then we'll throw in a candy cane some of these things cheapen the other things

like a Target gift card, what is that doing there? what, just money? that was a Lincoln, right? oh wait, what's Andrew Jackson, what's he? what's that money amount? oh, he's the 20. Who's that? We got Ben.

Ben is 100. Who was not a president, yes? Not a president. Andrew Jackson not a president, yes? He was a president. George Washington not a president. First president. Andrew Jackson, I want to say 16, but he might be.

No, that's Lincoln, right? No, Lincoln is 16. Is Andrew Jackson pre-Civil-civil war he's like 11 or eight seven fuck damn get out of here leave we can't have you here if you don't know what about like isn't it weird this is just like kind of crazy thing thing As a scholar of American history Which you are Isn't it weird that like Andrew Jackson and Andrew Lincoln He had two presidents with the first name

His name's not Andrew Andrew Lincoln His name was Abraham Wait, there's George Lincoln There's John Lincoln Did you know that? There's John Quincy Lincoln, his son Kennedy had a chief of staff

Named Jackson and Jackson Had a chief of staff named Kennedy And Abraham Lincoln Was so sick And he was tall and Depressed And Anthony Depresso was the 18th president

Herbio Dilemma Get ready for next week's episode Not for long. And Anthony Depresso was the 18th president. Herbio dilemma. Yeah, look, I was like, we're getting into future. Yeah, get ready for next week's episode. We did record Anastasia, presented something of a herb dilemma. Yeah, you guys are, this isn't a callback. It's a call forward. It's a call forward.

We're actually changing the game. Yeah. We recorded every SoundWaves podcast in reverse. We're like Nikocado Avocado. We're going to be a completely different way. We fast fast forwarded to 2035 and we started at episode 1000 we walked our way back we traveled to the future yeah yeah that's us in 10 years i'm dead i'm long i'm a skeleton with a beard we have to this is like parody right like well okay so uh this got a lot of anger comments and engagement do you have any more son stop trying to date my

teen son he has 15 wait can you scroll up because there's one that says you're such an amazing mother-in-law and they're 15 and yeah don't say that don't say brother-in-law that's weird do you have any more sons my my own mom wouldn't even do this for me this is like extremely inappropriate if it were real because you can't you just can't do that there's a cap on gifts for child that's not yours there's a cap you don't get someone else's kid an apple watch And like, so everyone is saying like in the comments that when they sort of calculate it, it's around $500, this gift basket.

Right, that makes sense. That's a lot for a 15 year old who's not related to you. They're not allowed for me, but you're welcome. Yeah, I was going to say, it's like not very much for me. Like my ass,

like that's easy because I'm Richard Spock. She made a response video. I just walk out. That is honestly. Jacob will do his job. I climb over the thing. I jump into the cockpit.

You trip, hurt yourself so badly. I like calling Jacob's seat the cockpit. The zone. Yeah. Well, I'm not a mother-in-law yet. I have three teenagers. They are 15, 13, and 19. Why was that the order that she chose the order of

public she loves them 13 19 the other one didn't get an apple watch how old is too young to wear an apple watch those ages i feel you know what i've i don't know though 20 feels young for well i don't think a little kid has a normal watch anymore. They only have Apple Watches. I guess because with communication, I guess you can lock them down. Lock them down? You can lock them in the basement. Lock them in the confessional.

Make them talk to Jesus. Install them into a basket. The height. We are not rich. I just want to clear up a few things. I'm sitting in the Walmart parking lot right now. TikTok is one of my many, many jobs. My husband and I, we own two businesses. I'm on social media. I used to do network marketing, but I want to give you guys some tips right now on how to make

money on your social media because you can start today. I tell this to my 19 year old all the time who has a TikTok that you're not going to instantly make money unless you keep posting. So number one, post consistently post everything. Don't think about what you look like. Don't over edit it. Just post stuff. Do get ready with me. Um, post about things that you're doing for other people. Yes. I made my son's girlfriend a burr basket, um, for him with him for her, but did it have all that stuff in it? No. I was just kind of fabricating a little bit for social media. But yes, she did get a cute little burr basket. Was it $500 worth of stuff?

No. Post things to your audience. You know what's awesome is when she sees the TikTok and she's like, I didn't get any of this shit. I know. She's like, wait, I think the Apple Watch fell out. Yeah, weird. I got the candy cane full of kisses i got some of the paper and you took the basket home yeah you said you were adding it for height

it was just a big basket full of paper for height thank you i guess actually somebody buys me storage so this is like mega passive aggressive right or? Or like, no, no, no. What's the word I want? It's a. I mean, I think it is passive aggressive. Passive aggressive, but there's a word. It's not, it's not pantomiming, but it's patronizing. There we go. It's a, sorry. I guess my words are connected by rhyme.

It's analyzing. Rhyme and syllable. Own it if you're going to do it and like make that your thing. Don't just be like, you idiots. I was doing content for money. You fell for it. You fell for my, well, okay. Now you don't have a leg to stand on here.

What do you mean? Mr. Lying and never revealing the truth. No, that's you. Okay, he's done it again. Another win for me. Another win for me. Another huge win for me. You win for me. Another huge win for me. You have a chalk in your hand

and you're just like, draw a Roman numeral on a chalkboard. Jordan just says, I've lied and I got away with it again after every lie. Also, I don't really agree with her advice. She's like, post everything. Dude, I've ranted before.

And I'm like, maybe if you don't want to do like it is not free i i basically i hate all blanket advice about social media first oh first and foremost second what if you don't want to do that um wouldn't instead of following this recipe why don't you like follow your own recipe and and see if it works for you because then when it succeeds you've done something that's sustainable for you and these aren't the reason some people are unsuccessful plenty of people do all of these things and it's also not like oh this lady can afford a 500 burr basket i'm gonna follow her life plan you know what i mean not that that's what

she's doing but it's also just like i hate pretending to be an expert on something when like no none of us are just because it happened it's like people who are like married their high school sweetheart and then try and give another adult relationship advice it's like you're a child you have a child's experience of relationship well you haven't had any you lucked out you didn't have to do all right you compromised you're like yeah you're like man i just really hate the dating apps and your friend's like well you should just go to english class and and like meet that cute boy who sits behind you you should just bubble gum you should just never like kind of you know explore that life experience i think another like problem with the advice that she's giving is that what her actual advice is is whatever's trending do that

which rage bait if that's the thing that works. Which is, by the way, one of the things that has kind of always worked and isn't like the secret wisdom. Make something people want. But she's like, do get ready with me's. Just post everything in your life. And it's like, no, don't post everything in your life.

You're actually, what you're doing is the get ready with me's, the things that trend. Also, are you talking to me? You think I should do get ready with me's? As many as I can right away? Well, and I know about Jordan's life. People don't want to see all that.

No, I don't get ready. I am ready. I stay ready. My get ready with me is, fuck, the show's already recording. I do like that she's just admitting that she it's fake yeah because i i think a lot of people are like um this you know this was a bad idea right and now that we know for a fact that it's fake you know maybe that kind of reveals something to people it's good for media literacy in general.

Exactly. When someone can be transparently like, oh, I was just lying for money. But then it's like, don't do that though. I mean, at the very least you can accept it and certainly don't like in, in all entertainment or all like, you know, 0.0001 percent of people are successful in x field i get very annoyed like you say it blanket advice but also at like yeah i'm something of a sensei i can take you all through it it's like treating your own success as if it is all

your own genius and not any other factors like luck if somebody was like okay how do i make like my job a podcast and i gave them every piece of advice i have it probably won't work like numbers speaking there is a very small chance that the podcast will succeed because there are so many indiscernible factors at play and that for that reason alone i literally people have asked i've just been like well here are the things we've done. Yeah. But I don't know. There are bigger shows than mine, I guess.

Yeah, despite whatever merits we may have, I still feel like we hit the lottery to be able to have. And we could buy a ticket. That's another factor. Yeah, we could buy a ticket. A few tickets. entertainment thing is like a portion of it is hard work but a huge portion of it is luck and you always have to accept that even if you did

work very hard that there is luck involved but on top of that this lady is talking about how she just wanted to make money she has a bunch of jobs, apparently. Cool. I mean,

like there's nothing, I mean, I respect the hustle, of course. Says that she made money on that last video. And there are people that are like, you should take it down because you're a liar. And she's like,

well, it's still making money. This is like grind set content for the Stanley cup. Yes. You know what I mean? It's just like repackaged that whole thing. This is rise and grind for people that watch Ted Lasso. Rise and grind for people who have a little cracker holder attachment for

their Stanley cup. There's a difference between making a few videos that make you a bunch of money and being a person who wants to have longevity in the field and make something creative that they're proud of. Definitely don't speak with some kind of security and confidence in a service like TikTok. Take away monetization tomorrow. They already changed it pretty significantly

and screwed a lot of people. Something like crypto. I'm like, okay, it's working right now, but there is no precedent for whether or not it'll keep working don't buy board apes right now because we don't know whether or not that works like those uh it's like when your drug dealer accidentally gets crypto rich there's like those text messages where it's like yeah i mean i don't want to sell this shit anymore it's like you like want it on the chief i just don't want it no but i i don't i like really respect hustling and finding ways to make things work and and so many people are doing that in many different uh forms and flavors

um and i think that's great i i i just I think it's silly to say delete it. Cause you lied. I mean, that's, I just, I personally, like I have a personal bias against people pretending like they're experts on stuff just in general, because I have been doing YouTube full-time for five years and no, I'm not an expert. I was a, you know, full-time software engineer for five six years and then four years of college before that and i'm the furthest thing from an expert you know just because you wear a fedora at school you're not a general it doesn't work like that that's like but people want to be it's comforting it's like uh i remember getting big time pet peeved the first time i ever

went to uh playlist life or something that's how long ago it was i was doing the like a patreon event type thing but i did see a panel here and there and i remember just seeing like little kids go up to ask a minecraft streamer a question and their advice they were giving advice a good like yeah you could like you know do some collabs that'll get your platform what the fuck are you talking about i just think it's like i think the reason i feel it's irresponsible is because people can take that advice and over invest in it because of the issue uh with the um survivorship by or her thing is survivorship bias but the um what's the word it's the uh appeal to authority or it's the like seeing someone who looks successful

and then applying like taking their word as law i think it's a part of survivorship bias but it's fine but it's yeah i don't know i don't know a lot of things i mean there's no again i just think it's very um it's just very gratifying to feel wise it's the same reason that people are extremely uh indignant and like self-righteous online about any topic like well actually uh you have the wrong take on that movie not because it's i don't know interesting or constructive to have that conversation but because there's a rush when you get to be kind of not morally superior but superior in epic debate with facts and logic yeah even though you kind of don't know well that's what i was gonna say is that anyone who tells you that they have it all figured out and their advice is the only advice they are wrong because every aspect of life

unless it's like oh yeah i'm the top neurosurgeon in the country. It's like, oh, yeah, that guy probably knows or woman, that person probably knows neurosurgery, you know? I think I have my guess. Like Denzel giving advice to that one woman. It's like, okay, well. And then you return to the ground. We're all just figuring things out as we go along. And all I can tell you about is my experience.

Yes, yes. And you can take from my experience what you want but my way of doing things is not the only way of doing i think it is much more constructive to highlight the things you did wrong because those are more universal yeah like the and you can learn from that i feel much more it's almost like yeah it's a shortcut it's like well don't do these things because they are obviously worse like don't overexert yourself which everyone has the instinct to do because that feels like meritocracy i don't want to project some of these things onto her because you know we've only seen a minute of her even about her yeah so so this is more about a larger

thing that this is kind of symptomatic or emblematic of but uh i haven't seen this creator's content outside of these two videos so i don't want to kind of paint with the broad and i hope they make keep making and i don't care if they keep making fake ones making money doesn't bother me yeah it doesn't bother me i think that it's actually in i think it's important to have people who are transparent about it because it'll help these audiences see all of social media or the internet through that lens which is like it's like a it's a very helpful lens to view things through like a skepticism because you know um i saw uh everybody's posting about you know the um ceo shooter on twitter and stuff connery's pants, like Photoshop or not even Photoshop.

Yeah. Photoshop that the dude followed him because it's a joke kind of would make. And then, and then people just were like taking that and running with it. And it's like the hit rate of like true information that you're going to see online is so low. You need, you need verified sources to start like

believing things and so often and i am guilty of this myself we're so conditioned to just see something and just like run with it and or just like not even say it out loud but like i'm like hold it in your back of your head and then six months from now somebody's like wait so did that guy actually follow connor and it's a thing where oh so is it like the original are actually 30 plus that was a step that's a ridiculous this is like a really silly version of that yeah but um there's i'm on sanrio tiktok quite a bit why am i not surprised you used to work at the hello kitty store i did in high school i worked at the mall at the sanrio and you did in high school i worked at the mall

at the san rio and you were like what if we made like a little kitty and they were like oh that's like greet that was greeting you yeah at the time it was all food and you were like what if we made like a plush um i think she was like created in like 1968 i think you're gonna say a lab she was just built in sw. It was created by someone who was posting everything. Get ready with these. Anything. What about a tiny dog? No, no, no.

That would be crazy. Years ago, someone wrote an article on a blog about how certain characters were being discontinued. That was the headline was like, these characters are being discontinued from San was the headline, was like, these characters are being discontinued from Sanrio. That is not true. They were being discontinued as mascots

that you can meet in the Sanrio theme park. Okay. So if you read the full article, you would see, oh yeah, it's,

these mascots are being discontinued in the theme park, but the characters, including Karimi-chan, who is a little girl who is a piece of salmon and a cooked piece of salmon. You don't have to explain that. What are you talking about? I know that. People on TikTok to this day will make new TikToks being like, oh, my God, go get Karimi-chan merch right now because she's being discontinued and it's like that one article

has caused years of people spreading misinformation but but also if you are only optimizing for getting views drumming up concern yeah about something is a great way of doing that yeah it's also so easy to write it is easy it's like doing that. It's also easier to write. It's like how negative reviews for movies are easier to write than positive ones. And it's like how it's easier to be angry than any other emotion. Yes, if you want to be acknowledged as involved. And I think the Karimi-chan example is a great one

just in terms of the stakes don't have to be so high. Many of them died. No, Jordan. Yet. Checking. Isn't that one that's like a zombie? of like the stakes don't have to be so high yeah um many of them died no uh jordan yet checking isn't that one that's like a zombie there is one that's a sniper just kidding there is one that's a printer i look like hook line and sinker dude misinformation hook line and 3d printer i did take a improv workshop saying say it with confidence i mean that is just how so much of the world works that like you just can't take someone saying something with confidence as truth like saying something with conviction is unfortunately like this shortcut to like rallying people behind

you that has been like kind of abused and exploited for power yes and and that is like what in a very small way happens on tiktok every day when someone just like lies exaggeration isn't always the same thing it's like i would say that making the 500 burr basket playing it completely straight is a bridge too far but uh maybe your line is saying hey jarvis your videos are too hyperbolic in the title i don't think they are you know uh anymore but there's certainly this is the worst thing i've ever seen like we all are that hyperbolic in our conversation so for me my personal line is like okay that's whatever but if it's like I made a hundred dollars signing up to this website and it's actually a scam website, then that's a lie and a crime.

And if it was no money. Yeah. And it was no money. Or, you know, Elon Musk has a crush on somebody on Twitter. So he makes sure their Twitter payouts are really high. And then everyone else who has tons of impressions on Twitter is like, none of us are getting yeah this this conversion and then the person's just like i'm just so grateful for that me posting so much is paying off and i'm like okay there's freedom in acknowledging like luck and circumstance i mean maybe it has nothing to do with the elon musk stuff and that and i don't even know if that's i mean i saw a chatter about that but i haven't completely verified oh wait let's watch the rest of the video though the conversation became not about her oh

no she's a one on the scale yeah yeah and so i just want to make sure that like we don't make it seem like this woman's the worst person in the world she seems cool she's just a hustler so far that i know or audience that you know people will like. People liked my cooking videos back in the day. People like my teen content. And that's kind of what I go with. Social media has ups and downs. Not every TikTok shop video does well.

My views have been down. My sales have been down. And this is really the first week I've ever monetized off of like the creator fund. And so I'm just kind of rolling with it. Is my life completely fake on there? No, these are things that we do. If you go to Instagram, you know that these are mostly things that I do in my real life. However, I'm trying to help people. So many people comment and say that they don't have money. Girl, I do not either. This is just what we do to get by. So. So I think she's saying that like things have been rough so i'm

not going to take down this viral video because it's the first time i've monetized off the creator fund yeah right but then it's but then all simultaneously giving all this advice about tiktok right if she had just been super sincere and said hey guys i'm not going to take down that video because this is the first time i've it got sincere at the end. Yeah. You had me in the first half. If she, if she was like, just sincerely like, yeah, that wasn't real, but I'm doing this to make money and that made me money.

So I'm going to keep it up. But you know what? To her defense, TikTok is a very patronizing place. Yeah. And the patronizing tone of voice is like what often works. It's true. That's true.

And so it's like a Mr. Beast voice that all those kids have. Everything you've been doing is wrong. Tomorrow, bananas are going to become the currency. You're going to have to pay bananas to go see movies. So right now, go to the grocery store and get yourself a banana today. Use my promo code Nana Nana. Okay.

Yes. Yes, ma'am. And then secretly you're like i hope this one makes cash like that's a weird spot that we're in because tiktok has not ever been good at monetizing this is something i think somewhat intimidating about this angle and they're like in that car and they're like well here's the situation the car angle is actually pretty patronizing you're like looking down on your viewer but everyone uses that it was fun when she just said i'm in the walmart parking lot it's so funny that

we live in an age where you are so you have to be so hyperbolic to get something to lift on socials and then you can go too far and then have to apologize for going too far. Yes, yeah. But also not apologize. Be like, I'm sorry I went too far, yet I want to make money, so I'm keeping that up. It's such an impossible situation that social media is a pedestal. We live in a very oppressive system that has created some of these outcomes. And thankfully, there's a kitty that says hello that is one of the largest media properties in the world.

And no one ever says hello back. Oh, poor Helen. I'm going to kick it. More like goodbye kitty. Going to kick it really hard. So we're wrapping up here on today's episode of Sad Boys, but we're going to go head on over to who's this guy? I don't like him at all. We're heading over to Sad Boys Nights.

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