Sad Boyz - Confronting The Yard (w/ Slime & Nick)

Episode Date: September 20, 2024

Sad Boyz is joined by Slime and Nick of The Yard to discuss nostalgic media like Video Game High School and DCOMs, and their relationship to internet culture over time. New Sad Boyz MERCH! Check out our new FREE Magic The Gathering segment "Magic Moment" or watch 70+ bonus episodes of Nightz for only $5/mo at: https://patreon.com/sadboyz Join our Discord ▸ https://discord.gg/Hw82Dhun4m P.O. Box ▸ 3108 Glendale Blvd Suite 540, Los Angeles CA 90039 Play Sad Boyz BINGO ▸ https://sadboyzpod.com/bingo Write To Us ▸ [e-mail] Use the subject line "Pen Palz" and we could read it on the next episode! Our Links ▸ https://linktr.ee/sadboyzpod 🎶outro music🎶 @prod.typhoon & @ysoblank 00:00:00 Yard Boyz 00:04:18 Racism Cosplayers 00:08:25 Jordan's Been Faking It?! 00:11:10 Hawk 🦅 Tuah 00:13:31 Are they REALLY friends? 00:15:57 The Ludwig Hack Scare 00:18:55 Sponsored By Mint Mobile! 00:20:18 Video Game High School 00:27:05 Intentional Cringe 00:31:59 Sad Boyz Merch! 00:32:37 Awful Meme Pages 00:37:18 aging out of internet? 00:40:26 Bad Movies vs Camp Movies 00:48:40 Comedians That Fell Off 00:53:44 DCOMs 01:00:26 Watching Movies Over and Over 01:10:15 Learning about The Yard speed round 01:30:46 Sad Boyz Nightz This episode was recorded Sept 13, 2024 Produced & Edited by Jacob Skoda

Welcome to Sad Boys, a podcast about feelings and other things also. I'm Jarvis. I'm Jordan. What's up? Hello. We are joined by two very esteemed individuals. We've got Slime and we've got Nick. I go by the Destroyer. Oh, okay. Nick the Destroyer. I'm John Wick. John Wick. That's what we're doing, guys. I'm John Wick.

I'm Iron Man. What would our celebrity relationship podcast name be? Would it be like Sad Yard? Sly Machine. Yeah, Yard Boys. The Yard Boys. I like the Yard Boys. The Yard Boys is nice.

That's what people call us, though. What about Broken Wings by Supergroup Mr. Mister? That would work. Or Club Twister. I guess real quick, we should discuss how this originally came about, because now we are also down 1-8. I'm so glad he's not here. Oh my god. When two and a half men becomes two men.

Yeah, there's one half. He's the tallest one too, so that's funny. Two straight guys. Initially we were like, oh, it'd be fun to do a crossover because we Aiden, Slime, and Jordan and myself were on unpaid intern and we

were like grouped up and sorry dude i wasn't there well you were like behind the camera yeah i was holding the camera yeah you were you were doing the hard the real work like camera guy epic camera guy you were below the line i mean i'll say let's be real let's be real your staff i i count for workers' comp. The help, if you will. Workers' comp will cover me when I fall off the ladder. And then time got away from us, and we were like, well, why not have everyone but Ludwig on?

Because we've already had Ludwig on. How was that episode? I think it was fine. That was one of the, you know, a lot of his behavior is he's mental. You know, he does a lot of mental. We had to cut out a lot of him going off the handle, you know. Not that he was wrong. You know how he gets.

It's just like talking a lot about how certain people drive. Yeah. It always comes back to that with him. Yeah. It always like circles around that thing he does like to talk about. Those black guys and. Right. The thing he's always doing.

It matches. The worst part is that it's a stolen thing. The Haitians in Ohio, right? Yeah, he's talking about pets. He was mad at Haitians before the propaganda. Which is impressive, I think. He's really got to be about racism. Yeah, the sports books did not see that coming.

I made a fucking killing. I have no idea who Tim Waltz was. He was saying it was soy, that his sperm was weak. I want to make sure I don't forget I did bring a gift for the both of you Nardwaur

you shouldn't have I brought a gift for the two of you you're Falco Falco no I heard you shit your pants trying to get

trying to get the squirm in well hey Nardwaur yeah yeah yeah Nardwaur cut the mic this is fucking Nardwaur

you're a pedophile right okay you walk into like the FBI interrogation and they've got Nardwaur there Narwhal, I cut the mic. This is fucking ice. Nate, you're a pedophile, right? Okay, so you're... You walk into the FBI interrogation and they've got Narwhal in there. Narwhal calling me a pedophile. I look over at my best friend. Dude, how does he know that?

Yeah, he's like, yeah, you just don't... Yeah, you're like, dude, oh my God, Narwhal. Oh my God, Jamesy. I was on the videos. Both Christian names, right? Both biblical names.

Anthony. Anthony and Nick. I think it was a saint. You were a saint. I got you this sick drawing of Jason Momoa. Whoa! He's white now. Yeah, dude.

He's my Aquaman now. It would be very funny if we discussed the topic of the last episode, which was this woman on TikTok whook who oh yeah who was like a trad wife and so she was picking a black woman she was picking cotton and then she went i kind of she goes i kind of feel like it's in my dna to do this jesus christ and then was upset that people had a problem with like she was like what why are you guys saying why are you guys replying so much yeah what's what gives the funniest thing to me is when someone like is obviously baiting like i just in a million years don't believe that you don't know why people are mad but it's like more profitable to be obtuse

yeah it's the intentional ambiguity and then everyone can be like actually it's like she's playing a part she's playing a character or actually she's like actually like this and my racist thoughts are are validated it's like there's so many ways for someone to get angry and only one way for someone to not be angry right which is like not watching quiet which no way we also talked ages ago about um that i don't even want to say her name but that woman who uh like casually dropped the n-word where she was like talk to a girl yeah actually that's not jumping yeah that one's loading yeah narwhal is on the case you should spit on him at 2020 jesus no no no this is whoa remix What was the context for?

When did she say that? She was cooking, right? She was cooking. She was saying that... And she said, broke ass fellas. Broke ass in words, yeah. And so I went to her Twitter profile, her ex profile, my apologies.

And let me pray to the... Where's the frame? Sir? Fine, yeah. I went to her profile recently and it is the darkest place I have ever seen. It was like retweets of like is the darkest place i have ever seen it was like retweets of like the most evil shit you've ever seen everything was just like straight up nazi

content i was like wow this is it was so fast what a weird thing to lean into and also it's not doing well like it's not paying off so so what people kind of took people kind of like charted this properly when she's like okay she dropped the n-word everyone thought it was like like they thought people thought it was based and now she's gonna pivot to like this right-wing idea yeah and but then she said something apparently she like has a mixed race child and then everyone started calling her a registrator and also maybe a man it was like like a pack of dogs you You have to be consistent. That's the only thing about that ideology. If you're a Scientologist, you just got to follow the rules.

You have to be a good person. If someone was saying I was a racist and that I was saying the M word and then eventually they got to, and also you're a girl, I'm like, yep, I'm that one. Let's stop there. You got me. That's my secret. And they're like, yeah, we got me. That was my secret. Right.

And they're like, yeah, we got him. I'm going to sign off. We're all going to forget this happened. Yeah. What was it? What was I even saying? I don't think I have any video.

Yeah. They hit her for that. I think they also like were mad at her for being Jewish. Like every part of her identity, they said, actually, you're not one of us. You don't racist like we do.

They like you didn't pass the smell test of like racism. Gatekeeping is we do they like you didn't pass the smell test of like racism gatekeeping is alive and well dude it's the gamergate mindset but she couldn't get out of it so she has to lean into it so now her life is like this terrible hole it's the one person in the kind of mean friend group who is not a successful bully but it's like yeah i do fucking suck i have a fucking piece of shit you guys are so right oh that's what um what's her face pearl does too oh she's like women don't deserve rights blowing the horn and saying i can't even remember other the other part of her name it's just pearly things just pearly things yeah pearl davis or whatever the one who like literally

is like women don't deserve rights and then like a wear a shirt that says that and it's like the most we heard you yeah yeah remember when i said this and then she i think was it with taylor loren she had a debate with someone uh on this it was an on the street debate and they weren't doing any of the like ad ad hominem debates that was um uh lives of tiktok they were oh yeah you're right and they literally because i feel like uh paul davis has the same issue where like you're not in the game right you don't get i have more respect for people that like study the bushido of racism talking about like yakub and shit i know like when you paul davis became a hotel. Yeah, you studied... If you studied the blade,

I definitely, like... It at least hits more, like... I think I can maybe get angry, angrier if somebody's, like, a real racist other than, like, cosplaying once. Yeah, yeah. If you're cosplaying, it's just, like, embarrassing.

You can tell. Yeah. They're just like, I'm sick of these freaking guys. Yeah. They're like, yeah, they're trying to think of what to say as there's, it's like,

no, you do like, there are people born so mad. Yeah. Shapiro is, he's an orator brother. He's freestyling. He's like Harry Mack.

Here on the sad boys podcast. We want to give our hats off to Ben Shapiro. May I? The authenticity. Yeah. The grit, the passion. Captain by captain. The speed. That's something I? The authenticity. Yeah. The grit. The passion. Captain by captain.

The speed. I have something I want to say. I came on here. Cut the shit. All right. Let's cut it out. Let's cut it out.

Okay. Drop the accent. Oh, yeah. That's... Yeah. Pull me over. You're telling me the guy named Jarvis

is the American guy. Come on. What are we doing? Let's hear the real voice for once and for all. Can we just really hear it? I sound a lot like Aiden. You can't even fake it. That's the funniest thing.

I'm a little baby. I gotta work today. What's funny is I've had people get a little tipsy at a party, pull me aside and go, he's doing a bit, right? No way. Or people who only meet Jordan

in short spurts. The party we met at, there was a previous party at the same place. I just worn a shirt that said Texas on it. Born and bred and uh uh our friend oxy later told me months later like yeah no she she thinks you're from texas but still thinks this is my accent i did i did hear someone like really like kind of disagree with me like take me to task on whether you were

American or not. And I'm like, I don't know how to tell you this. If you had to be American, where would you want to be from in America? I'm a patriot, so I'll take that into account. Probably, like, I'd be an army brat.

Born on an Air Force base? A funny brat. I did meet a British guy who was an army brat. Oh, okay. Born on an Air Force base. A funny brat. I did. I did meet a British guy who was an army brat who, like, didn't have a British accent. And it was throwing me that he was like, no, I'm actually from the UK and I was born there and I lived there my entire life. But he lived on a base. Or he, like, watched a lot of american television i guess this can happen i know but it's so weird to actually see it in real life we do postcards for our patreon we

get a few from guam yeah i think it's people on bases oh yeah yeah i love how we're all over the globe as a country i feel like your cadence has changed at all through just time on mic like i don't i've at least like I project more at the very least not any more than my cadence changes in my day to day life I feel like if I have different circles of friends you're AAVU yeah I was going to say when you hang out with that group

when I go back home what the fuck is up when you hang out with Matt Rive you dab him up and you say what up brother cousin I'd pay a thousand, you dab him up and you say, what up, brother-cousin? I'd pay $1,000 to dab him up once. I know it claps so serene. That is another thing with Hawk to a Girl, who I do still wish the best for,

but started posting like, here to see my man, Matt Rife. And I was like, how are making every every bad choice here dude she kind of went the reverse you know how like like random girl like becomes famous and like starts only fans yeah she like she started like i'm good at giving blowjobs i will spit on your penis like that is my thing right that's all you know me for that's all you and now she's just like send me your mate your wholesome man i think we don't Send me your meme! We don't got to spit on your memes! I don't want to spit on anything anymore. I just want memes.

Anybody got that picture of a cat that's bored and there's a lady yelled at it? I do think it's funny the juxtaposition between conservative... because everybody loved that meme and it's so funny because it's a sex joke and these are supposed to be the people who are like sex? I mean, we could never...

No, but a white person said it. Right,'s okay yeah it's the right they're attractive so like they can say whatever she really like she captured this cross-section of like normal normie normie people who are like wait we can talk about blowjob i've spit on it that's just like me i'll do that it's a falconer's life. Spit on it. Falconer? That's a normie to you? What the fuck do you think is going on outside?

A little pun. Come on, brother. Have I ever talked about it on the show that my uncle's a falconer? Maybe one time. I feel like we haven't talked about it enough because i would keep bringing that up if i knew i by the only like thing i did other than be a gamer indoor kid growing up was like every now and then i would go over his for the weekend and do birds of prey shit wait he was a falcon straight up falconer he was a master of the sky a warrior a ranger so he owned falcons he had falcons he had a couple hawks you can go on a walk

with a hawk and it will follow you through the skies and come out with a pretty cool hawk I need that did you like him? the hawk? no your uncle

yeah he's cool so it's like a fun thing yeah yeah you go over and it's like damn let me see the birds that you know eat meat

the birds that eat meat call that hawk tour? okay come on. I don't think... Yuck, dude. Yeah, that was stinky. I just am so happy, once again, let me just reiterate that Aiden is gone.

Oh, it's such a weight off my shoulders. You don't understand. Because he won't talk to you guys for like 30 minutes about like the airport. Or like... Right. Or like kind bars, maybe, or something like a moment maybe or something we could i mean yeah we brought those just for him isn't weird hosting a show with tinnitus like just a

guy that's the guy it's like if you're in like a quiet room with a crt yeah yep and you use a wine yeah you go to the doctor and you're like i've got here you guys wouldn't hear it right you go to the doctor you're like i got this ringing in my ear it pans to aiden can you get rid of him i like him dude he seems like a nice guy he's just the best that's the worst part yeah he's what a sweetheart i'm not even close to knowing enough about him to be uh how much time do you guys spend together off camera because you know i think the like for us people assume we're roommates it varies depending on we hang out and like we never hang out all four of

us right that is very rare but we i mean yeah we used to all the time um because we live together we used to live together we used to live together okay what you you specifically you're saying you just don't want to live with people i'm helping you out by adding emotional resonance right you're saying everything again yeah you're like with a little bit of you're like a little pump you're doing his ad doing sad ad lib 21 sad list um 21 uh but like i don't know we still live together we we we have an office where we work and like me and aiden work there every day. So I see Aiden every day. Yeah.

Um, we've been doing, we've been doing an event called PSL, uh, which is short for penis star league, uh, which is a, I mean,

don't explain, which is, uh, uh, a four V four call of duty model warfare to Oh nine land. Oh, okay. In person.

Um, and we've been like getting together every weekend and playing that. So Ludwig comes to that. I've been hanging out with Ludwig a lot recently. Is that content stuff or just for the love of the game? I don't go. Shirts vs. Skins. You gotta have some stuff for the love of the game.

Yeah, come on. We've all been joking that the second we start streaming it, it's over. It's gonna ruin it. Because everyone's gonna be looking at chat and fucking. You just can't have. Playing for the kill cam. Yeah, you just can't have. Oh, what was the.

I'm so like not in the know. What was the situation where like. Did Ludwig really get hacked? Or was that like. What was going on there? No. That was PSL. That was PSL.

So in August, Ludwig was streaming every day. Right. And it was 11 p.m. He decided to come to the land and hadn't streamed that makes sense and he was like fuck i gotta like go start a stream on my phone in like the bathroom or something and i was like why don't you stream this and so he just i like set him up a laptop and he just plugged in he streamed one game and everyone who's playing in psl is using their actual old xbox accounts right so like everyone's on like their original like

friends lists and yeah and one of our friends is old gamer tag everyone's logging like oh my god it's funny you're in a clan oh my god his was jewish rayquaza i saw i tapped into the stream and i was like what is going on here so ludwig was on that account so he logs on from jewish rayquaza and everyone in chat is just like clear hack like he is clearly hacked it like in my mind i was like this doesn is just like clear hack. Like he is clearly hacked. It like, in my mind, I was like, this doesn't seem like a hack because like in what universe would somebody be hacked and then streaming like modern warfare? Oh,

it's like a crypto code just goes across Elon Musk's face. Right. Unless it was prerecorded video, but then like, it just didn't make sense. Yeah. Dude, the,

this, his subreddit, there was someone's like, is there like can someone track down jewish rayquaza can they like figure out who's doing this gets you on a list it made the night so much better we were just dying at like the like the reddit threads and the chat and like everything it was like 5k viewers which is extremely low for him as well so it was like this bomb of a stream that made no sense and scared people. And it's just like, fuck yeah, brother. There was only one game that it went away.

With no answers. There's someone, by the way, who that was the last stream of Ludwig's they ever will see. They just like fell out. It was their first attempt to. Yeah, it was their first attempt. Oh, I lost this.

Yeah, no, I didn't know what was going on with that guy. They played the old one. You just contrade that big? I hate Rayquaza. just tip their last and they're like yeah no I didn't know what was going on with that guy they play the old one you just saw a trick that big I hate Rayquaza how much of the Pokedex do you reckon

that guy go through before he found one that was incredible well Rayquaza's a legendary right right you gotta start with the legendaries you don't want a

Jewish Bidoof hold on I don't think you can say that sorry please please Danica

shit it's taken Sorry. Jesus. Danica. Shit, it's taken. We'd like to use Jewish Bidoof 7. It's a Roman statue PFP. The whole works. The logical debater. Yeah, logic of the West. They challenged.

Your name on Twitter is Sir Doge ofge of the coin yeah I was good there I should change that it's been a while it's hype it's hype I like when I I change it for I used to

change it very very often and I kept my profile picture remember Linkara from me he was like one of the channel awesome guys no like Doug

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first three month plan only speeds slower above 40 gigabytes on unlimited plan additional taxes fees and restrictions apply see mint mobile for details have you guys ever watched video game high school yeah i didn't so i had never seen it and then my friend uh came over the other night you better chill on for aw where are you gonna go with this no no no uh well actually the context is i just did uh jimmy wong's magic show game nights and and i i did didn't realize he was in that show because i had never heard of it because i was in college like on my computer science grind i left my video games at home. I had like a four year

kind of stint of like during college I like didn't have any games. I eventually got a DS and just like Bro tried. I tried. That's so cringe.

I tried. Yeah. Didn't get me anywhere. How did you wake up at about 8 p.m. vow that you were going to go swimming or something? The pool closes. Your bike has like a weird rattly piece you try riding it falls off falls down the hill you don't go and

get it then you put a roast chicken and forget it burns because you were playing dark souls this oh yeah well how do you do that at college every single day and not done any classes in your third year you did that in college me oh you did that my crazy ass you know yeah graduated it burnt a couple times i ate it you gotta eat it i was like poured through the chunk you find the good parts no video game high school so i didn't know anything about it and but i knew i knew i knew freddy did it and i knew jimmy was in it and freddy i knew from just like the old rocket jump stuff like even before that oh yeah and uh and like the corridor crew guys are like you know randomly like in there and all there's all these insane vfx but just like the

jokes are so time stamped to that era oh dude and it's it's like so i had so much funny like almost like cringe nostalgia it felt like i was like looking at the front page of Reddit in like 2011. Yeah. Where just everything was like. When F127U was running the show. Yeah, it was just like socially awkward penguin memes. Like things were made of wind, you know. I did not realize how much they're still doing that.

Like I was out of the Reddit game for one more job. Like it seems like I was getting back into magic. I still recommend checking it out. I was a Kickstarter back Reddit game for one more job. Like, it seems like I was getting back into magic. I still recommend checking it out. It's like, you know. I was a Kickstarter backer. Oh, really? No way. I don't think I got anything.

It was, like, so cool to, like, I'm like, this is insane. Like, it's 12 years old now, and the production quality is, like, you could say that they made it today, and you'd be like, wow, these people are really talented. It is better than the Minecraft. I mean, you can see where their Tony Hawk stats were a lot. Yes.

Like VFX, editing. 100%. Cinematography, like, wow, it's maxed up stats. Community came out in 09 and that's still pretty fresh, I would say. That's, yeah.

Like the first season. 100%, yeah. I don't think it's like, it's aged amazingly, but like, you put that up against VGHS which was what, 2011? I think so, yeah.

Yeah, but VGHS was in its pocket of like, for a community, you know, like. I think a lot of. Yeah, but VGHS was in its pocket of like, for a community, you know? I think a lot of times those guys, because like, Freddie Wong was like an enormous inspiration for me. He got me into like motion and VFX. He got you into motion?

Into motion, yeah. He taught me how to feel stuff, or pretend. Dude, I was stationary before that. I used to watch his videos, look in the mirror, and practice smiling. And kissing.

Those guys, I feel like they have the idea first of like oh what if we did like a high school that was video games and the VFX would be like this

they have all those ideas and then like oh we have to write it now not that they don't like that process but I've always felt that in watching their stuff that it's like

it's not written well it's not the point but still they're having fun with it like I was like okay okay, the person writing the script was having a good time. Have you guys seen The Guild?

I know of it. Felicia Day, really old web series. That one is similar. We haven't watched it, but we watched it together because we were working on a show and there was this scene called The Boss Fight where it's... It's the end of season the boss fight. It's end of season one.

It's the last episode of season one. It's five, six characters standing in the same room together. Is this the guild? The guild. And one of them is like, there's like an angry mom. It's one of their moms. So like the whole story of the first season is that one of them runs away from their mom

and crashes Felicia Day's home because he's in love with her and also is running away from his mom. Is it in canon? Is it like Jumanji? Like they're from the real world? It's all plausible. It's cool.

They're in a guild online in a World of Warcraft like game. And one of them's in love with the main girl and they all meet for the first time in real life because they're trying to get this guy to move out of her house. And then his mom shows up and it's the boss fight. And they're like, like oh she's charging mana yeah dude

or she's walking up or something and then she'll get back to someone else like she changed aggro and they're saving this out oh no she's gonna epic pwn us

oh there's a lot of that in VGHS it's bad I feel like now I don't even have any tolerance for it it stresses me out I look like an old joke

I've made it bothers me but at the time you know like sometimes you look back at like a haircut you had in like 2010 like how did anyone let this happen why why was i so unaware i should have been taken off the street it's all a cycle because look jinkos were hot and then they were cringe and now what are we doing we're in jinkos again but without the cool flaming dice on the back yeah i don't know what you got i think that the uh oh what i was gonna say about vghs is that the editing is so tight that it doesn't even have the effect like there's cringy jokes for sure but it's like cringy and a fun like you can laugh about it way whereas like if you watch uh one of those like made for 2b movies or something it's like those shits are crazy i i just even in the like dialogue editing i was like wow even though this like the script doesn't feel incredible by like watching this modern standards this is

like cut together well and everything's flowing even though it's not on board for some of the jokes it's the difference between like you hear it and you go uh versus like a 2b movie which is like okay they're lobbing it up there's no way they're gonna go there it's like the most obvious thing you could possibly say oh they're gonna say it oh they said it oh they said now we're sitting in it oh okay it's how long will it still happening and it's like a steve tagal movie called like bullet to the time and it's like him walking in basically unconscious doing his like black scent that he took on so like you ain't never

gonna do something that ain't been always done there is a line like that paid $300 for the whole movie there's an

AAVE style I'll say style because it was in an attempt a delivery of a line in like one of the first three episodes

of VGHS where the main character who's not black goes like well let's all dance or something i can't remember what he says but it's something along those lines and my eyes were screaming it was funny watching jimmy play like such a like goofy like slapsticky he is like the comedy relief because because in like real life he's like so like chill also it's been 12 years and he's an adult with a kid. I guess that's a lie. How old are you guys?

Young as shit. Oh, dude. Come on. I can't even. I'm 34. Damn. I know. That's crazy, dude.

They let you out of the house like that? I know. I have my walker in you. You live on a hill. This sucks. I'm 32. I'm 30. No way. And I'm dirty.

And you're dirty for me. My turn? 28. Okay. I thought he was going to say I'm 16. That's why I can hear the CRT. We're all in the same, like, I don't know. Whether you meet Le Pokerface with disgust or with, you know, nostalgia is like a question between you and God, really.

I know that at the time it was fresh and there was no cringe associated with it and that is now what gets in the way. But every now and then I'll somehow, a socially awkward penguin meme will slither into my life. I can't find the version of me that liked it.

I just can't. Where is he? Do you remember that meme of the woman doing the happy dance while the like food came to her? For the Star Wars. She's still at that shit. She's really good at that. She still makes those videos almost exclusively. And they're self-aware?

They're self-aware, yeah. Okay, was the original one self-aware? Yes. Okay, cool. Oh my God, if it wasn't, what a fucking pivot. No, but see, that's the thing. It's like I only saw it on Twitter where it was stripped of the context and people were only cringing at it. And whenever I see that, I have to file it away.

She has that boyfriend in her videos now. It's pretty funny. Well, it's hubby, actually. Sorry. It's too refined. She made synthetic diamonds that are too perfect and you're like, yeah, this isn't real. I was like, wow, this is potent.

I have a cop touch one of those upvotes, they fucking die. He dies and it's the Magusta face. As he stares up and the archangels take him. Detectives look at him and they go, up dude. Oh, I don't even get it.

You guys have watched SVU? So this is your thing. I can't stop watching it. My uncle, God rest his soul in hell. He's dead now. you guys have watched SVA so this is your thing I can't stop watching it he can't stop my uncle God rest his soul in hell he's dead now okay is it resting or

is resting in hell so he's like comfortable I thought he was a good guy he's probably in hell though yeah but but he he lived with us

for a long time growing up and he just watched it like non-stop it's very nostalgic when I hear that the fucking the theme song

I'm a kid again oh yeah it's time for the call do do do the cop i've never heard the lyrics i've only heard the instrumental i mean do you want to talk about the special victims unit i and the crimes that are especially this show is very bad in uh its ethics and a lot of its delivery how ethics uh it's just like copy it's? It's just like copaganda. It's like a magical kind of copaganda where they, instead of doing, no, actually, it's just a couple bad apples here and there. Instead, what they do is, a lot of the cops are incompetent bad apples,

but there's six that are so good at copping that they need to be led to be police. Because they so, almost every single episode takes place over one day. You don't even notice for a while and then they start just going like, got that evidence this morning and it's some grave like gruff guy in an evidence locker he's like yeah here it is meddler just found that there's there's some some zinc on this i mean half the episodes do end with someone going like

oh we should check the evidence i'll check the cctv CCTV because it's New York and easy to do. Have you seen the Community episode where they spoof Law & Order? Yes. Dude, it's so beautifully done. I love Community. It's my favorite show. They literally have the audio compression that they use. It's so – I've not seen it since I saw Community.

You should check it out. Community is like one of its things is like meta, and I think after Community we had like a a very big, okay, we get it. It's like the show knows about the show. Blah, blah, blah. I was in high school. I was the perfect age for it. You too, probably. Do you watch it when it's airing?

I was out of high school. You were just a little bit out of high school. It started airing in 2009. You're only just that high. I was 19. Yeah, I watched it near a high school. It was a high school in my town.

I was learning to smoke cigarettes. But yeah, dude, I love that show so much. I do think there's like, every cringe is almost like the antibodies of an era in your life, I feel like. A lot of what I'm cringing at is not actually the stuff it's the version of me i like the stuff you yourself i guess it is yourself because you can look back at like 80s cringe and like we weren't alive then and it doesn't feel

that way because we yeah yeah it really is centered on how we you're laughing yeah you have to have had like you have to have like war flashbacks or whatever like what like looking at some of those. I've reached like a meditative state with stuff like that with like like cringy Facebook jokes where I've come back around and I find them funny again. That's me with Hawk to a girl. But I can I can like next to someone who actually finds it fun who hasn't come around who's still right getting I can laugh at it with them. Sorry to interrupt your regularly scheduled programming, but we have brand new merch. We're in it right now

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I had an idea for a video that I like fell out of because it just like maybe I'll still pick it back up one day. I wanted to join Facebook groups of people posting boomer memes and try to make memes that they would enjoy. Oh, try high performance. Basically, I wanted to become the most popular poster in a boomer meme Facebook group.

Yeah, just like a power user. Right, right. One of those accounts where it's a married couple. For example, one of the big things was like have you seen those like super like uh like deep fried minion memes where it's just like something super basic nothing there's no joke or uh i don't know or there's something like it's just like it says like minion and it's deep fried yeah are you talking like ironic minion memes no Minion and it's deep fried. Yeah. Are you talking like ironic Minion memes? No, not even ironic Minion memes.

It's like, don't talk to me until I have my coffee type. Yes. It would be like those. And then they would be like... It would almost look like a postcard. It's like too well... Like too good of a graphic design. Like it just doesn't make sense.

It doesn't read as humor. But it would just get so many of the laughing react emojis. Like all these groups, by the way were private i like there's some three-year-old video uh of screen recording of me joining and requesting to join all these private meme pages where you have to fill out like i don't know if you've joined a facebook group recently they have like an application yeah yeah and you have to like basically say like that you're like who you are and what your goals are and joining the group resume yeah yeah yeah and so i like that yeah and so i was like recording that and then i like got approved for a bunch of them and so i was

starting to study the blade of like what type of i mean they must be popular infested with ai memes now maybe that's the new the new way to do that video is to like except for the ai stuff i would have to find the stuff that has like low risk of bumming me out because now the ai memes are like it's uh donald trump with a gun on a cat yeah yeah nick england loves that one he posts that picture a lot he likes that one yeah i'd go in those groups and i'd try to make memes that feel and look like the memes they love but don't actually mean anything or say anything if you yeah what you need is like a kid looking at their phone but like cheese is coming out or something and they're like these kids are always eating cheese yeah this generation's all cheesed up there's a there's like a slop ai uh twitter account that posts like so there are ai accounts that just... It'll be insane. It'll be like

a black child, but the size of a bus. And then the size of a bus, and then with like eight tits underneath it, and people are like eating the milk, and it'd be like one like for sadness.

And boomers are like, I totally yes, I get it. rodrigo from michigan is like so sad so sad it's crazy this is really it's crazy you sound by the way you said this is really happening you sound like those people on the ground in colorado we're talking about or in ohio we're talking about cats getting eaten this is happening and it's it's happening on our patriotic soil right you know what's worse what i find so much i'm gonna say my piece on this okay uh then the facebook boomer like like people who aren't funny thing is like the the shirts that go hardcore yeah person who is like who is like

wearing a shirt and that says like shrek to uh i'm in okay honestly step down step down Okay. Honestly. Step down. Step down. You kind of came out guns a-blazing with that. Three glasses, please. Give a bad example. I hate that shit. Why can't we miss? Ever. I don't know. I hate that shit.

I know what you're saying. Ultra super ironic, shirt that go hard. Yeah. Well, the focus of that video wasn't even going to be making fun of people. It was going to be about the like humanity of it. And like there's nothing wrong with, in the harmless case, there's nothing wrong with this. And people are genuinely enjoying themselves.

And I want to find a way to enjoy it as well. Kind of kill the part of you that cringes. Right. It's like the premise. Do they isolate that group to reduce the people coming in that are confrontational? Yeah, they isolate it because people try to troll them. They're also bots. And bots. Bots are worse at filling out

Facebook forms. They're not as funny as us. They're not as funny. Well, they don't get it like we do. The Trek Tua's actually would go viral. If you like made that onto a shirt, and you just post, you made it yourself, and then you post it like I need this. It would unfortunately it's a shirt that goes hard i hate to tell you it's a picture of uh the hog to a girl and then my wife oh and then uh and then on the back jk forever alone

boom done jackie chan confused meme dude i i I said this the other day. I was streaming, and I had this bit where every sub was a millennial callback, and it was exactly what we're doing now. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And it was terrible. But one of the things it reminded me of is that in college, you know, okay, so if you don't know if you're a younger person, there was this thing on Reddit that if you wanted to identify another Redditor in the wild, you would say a phrase. Do you know what I'm talking about i did not know it's gonna hurt to say it's like

pizza gate the phrase was when does the narwhal bake that is that what that's from yes oh i haven't the answer is the narwhal bacon's at midnight yeah i was gonna say that sounds i thought that was just like unmotivated random bullshit well it, it was. I didn't know how to utility. But at the time it was thought to be some sort of quirky fun thing. I did this. I did this in real life to a girl and in college. And it worked. Wow.

I know. Problem solved. Problem solved. You narwhal yourself into some sex. You're pulling your collar as you go to her room. This is it. I think think i'm gonna like it he thinks my narwhal bacon's at midnight i can get used to this so it look when they when this shit like i lived this shit man yeah like this is it fucking to kill brother i got the i got the hat with the ace of spades in the helmet and we did what we had to do is it

happening right now are we the line has appeared we're officially out like well you say that as we like i'm 34 and i feel like i've been i've been in the glass you know a terrarium for a while now most i think almost every single one of my friends are younger than me. Every scene I've like been into, I've been like the older guy because I play video games, right? Like competitive video games and I do content.

Like what the fuck? 34, right? You know what Northern Lion's doing? He has a kid. You know what I'm saying? He's doing content though. He's also, but he's also bald and has a kid

and he has like a family. I don't understand how that part is relevant. But you know what i'm like let's just say in a disney channel original movie he'd be either a janitor with bad intentions right or a principal but see the thing is i think that a lot of it is just about like because now i feel more in it than i was when i was like in tech for example because like when i was like working my like normal nine to five i just didn't have time and now I have nothing but time to like engage online so I think I'm a little bit more keen into things felt a little bit like you you're forced to be in one of those

Facebook groups now and then like depending on who's in the meeting somebody's like have you seen this you're like right put it up on the on the meeting like we could just do the meeting and it's like no but the thing is it's a cat and he plays the keyboard they don't normally do that a friend of ours he works in tech and he was saying I don't know if you're in the call one of the guys in the meetings that he has

he'll say shit like buy Odin's beard and he has to be like that's fucking funny man anyway like oh god you know what movie weirdly holds up is a 40 year old virgin yeah it's a good movie i watched it recently and i was like well i watched it immediately after watching there's a new movie it's not called zodiac oh it's called Zodiac. Oh, it's called Tarot. Is it a horror movie?

It's like a horror movie, and it features the actor that played the best friend in the new Spider-Man movies. I don't know his name. That little guy. The bald guy? No offense. Much taken. The Asian best friend. Battle on. Battle on.

Yeah, so like this movie, all of the exposition in it was like we're all just best friends and we just started college and we're back for the for the for some sort of break oh this is such a younger brother moment you're having right now yeah and then it would be like in uh man we rented this airbnb out in the middle of nowhere like that like that was the way that the exposition in the movie happened um and then i was like wow that's so forced and then you like watch 40 year old virgin i'm like man this just flows this is just like a tight screenplay it does it's like oven even the way it's like marketed i remember that movie being like oh this is like an adam sandler movie like it's good it's like wacky twisted silly and it is quite i don't know

there's like an aching sincerity to every judd apatow movie because he's sad well i i would argue that the the the plot of 40 year old virgin is described in the title which helps a lot just give it a lot of room you really are given all the tools you need to understand the context but i think if you open on a group of friends around a campfire in like the woods in a horror movie you don't need to explain a lot. You kind of get the vibe. What is the, do they do tarot and then the King of Spades or whatever

comes out and stabs them? If memory serves, they are looking for alcohol because they're the age where they're like, we need booze. We've got to get beer, but we're on a tour. They open a door that says, don't open this door and they go into the basement of the uh of the airbnb to like try to find alcohol they can steal and they find an old box of tarot cards

it probably says don't open yeah probably okay and it says like remember from before like also not this as well evil tarot cards yeah evil tarot cards red do not split up yeah don't split up uh definitely haunted um and then like there's a mystery of like where do these tarot cards come from how do we unbreak the curse it's killing all of our friends this sucks i'm having a terrible week and then everyone makes bad decisions you think i mean on purpose but also yes like like i think that there's a there's a hard line i don't think anything's ever shit on purpose i think it's either it's either intentionally camp and there is a nuance to that or it's actually good well i think that's what i mean it's like there is like for example

the beekeeper which i am pointing out he's pointing to his giant shelf of manga anime plushies i think he thinks there's a guy behind there's a poster there's a poster of the beekeeper and the beekeeper is like it's a shitty action movie that like watching it i couldn't believe it was as bad as it was but then i talked to like when we talked to gabrus about it it was like and he is a person who is like has a podcast about like shitty action movies basically like kind of that old 80s style. And he was exactly the audience for it. And for him, it was the perfect movie.

And then I went to the Metacritic, and it had a really high rating. So there's bee puns all over. The guy is like, he's like an extra governmental entity, Jason. He's kind of like a Jason Bourne style. Outside of the CIA, there's the beekeeper, and he keeps everybody in check. And he's also really good a Jason Bourne style. He's like outside of the CIA, there's the beekeeper. He keeps everybody in check.

And he's also really good at kung fu and guns. And he's not really a beekeeper except for specifically Jason Statham. And he is doing an American accent, but he's British. And they have to call it out in a scene. The movie also takes place in America, but including the White House and other American governmental buildings. But it was all shot in London. Jeremy Irons is in it doing an American accent.

Yeah. And then there's... Sounds awesome. It rocks. I mean, it's one of the best movies ever. But that's the thing. It's great, but it's also bad. You know what I mean?

So it's camp. I think it's what you're describing. Camp is the concept. It is compelling, I guess. But you didn't like it. Or you did like it. Well, I enjoyed it, but I was like, oh, it kind of had a Madame Web webb vibe to me the the thing with

camp the big word there is consent do i consent to watching something intentionally being goofy while pretending it's like not like on the surface right and then if if if the answer is no then you're just watching kind of a shitty movie but it requires that consent of you to be like yeah okay they're being am i locked in like it's like going to like a noise rock show yeah this is great i'm not gonna hear chords and you have to be like locked in for that i will say and i'll spoil a small part of the beekeeper because it's uh the easiest way to give you the vibe of a movie that we're talking about there's a point in act three where the bad

guy uh who by the way just one of the new bad guys who kind of just shows up in act two it's great maybe at the top of act three it feels like an adaptation of like a manga where they had to get it all in yeah it's like yeah it's like there's a character with like a very elaborate costume and it's like why have we not seen him and uh uh and he has got the beekeeper right where he wants him and he says to be or not to be oh beast yeah i can't resist i think if i'm in that spot i'm ripping something similar and then jc safem goes i've got to choose to be. And then he presses an explode. He presses like a, the bomb,

a detonator on a bomb. It explodes. He gets out of the situation, kills everybody, saves the day, rides off into the sunset. Is he protecting a woman in the movie? You know,

he, he fails to. In a way, in a way, he's a virgin. He let the queen die. He, dude.

Oh no. When I was a kid, I, I guess I wasn't a kid. It's funny because I was more of like, I think I was 17. My mom rented a movie called, is it? What's the one with Jason Statham where he can't slow down his heart rate or he dies? Crank. Crank. She rented Crank.

There's a scene in there with Amy Smart who he needs get his heart rate up so they start banging in the street. In Crank 2 High Voltage. That works? On a racetrack, I believe? No. I think it's in Crank 1. I don't want to talk about Crank 2. I'm trying to talk about Crank 1.

Okay, but in Crank 2... No, you go ahead. Someone say Crank 2. Crank 2, yeah. I was... Okay. Good time racer. The difference between us

is that I had restraint. So she rents this. They're in like a circle of people and they're in like a parking lot. The thing is, I've never seen it because my mom watched it and I was like,

I want to watch that movie when you're done, mom. I like Jason Statham movies. She watched it. She's like, you're not watching that movie. At 17. Yeah, at 17.

She's like, that's too crazy. You're not watching that movie. At 17. Yeah, at 17, she's like, that's Duke, you're not watching that movie. This is Duke. I had a similar experience watching 8 Mile, I think at 15 or 16. And,

because I thought it was just, I mean, I thought it was a biographical story about family friendly rapper Eminem. And then there was, How he met all those puppets.

Yeah. How he met all those puppets and that dog. But then there's like his autistic friend, Chet Ross. That's one of the weirdest I've ever seen.

No, but there's like a sex scene in that and it was like the awkward. It's like the only time I've been in one of those like accidentally watching a sex scene with your parents situations.

Yeah. Rip Brittany Murphy. She was a big crush of mine growing up. Did she die? She died like forever ago. She died a long time ago. I up. Did she die? She died like forever ago. She died a long time ago. I was going to say forever.

Well, like everyone. She's in this movie called Spun, which is with Jason Schwartzman. I thought it was going to be Jason Statham again. No, it's really good. It's about meth heads. It's got Mickey Rourke in it. You guys should see it. If you haven't seen it, it's the best meth movie I've ever seen.

Yeah, she's a great actress. What's the other? I don't even remember. Yeah, she's a great actress. What's the other? I don't even remember. Yeah, it's cranked to high voltage. He at no point is just doing amphetamines. That seems like the perfect solution to his issue. Jason Schwartzman? Yeah, in Crank, Jason Schwartzman.

He's like, I've got to get my heart rate up. This is going to kill me. I'm 5'5". Goodness gracious, I'm very tired. I always felt like Jason Schwartzman and Demetri Martin were like the same genre.

Yeah, same aisle. I was such a big Demetri Martin fan. Dude, same. Holy shit. That does not age. I feel like his sense of humor does not age well.

Yeah, it's interesting. It was nice because I got to show I was smart. Yeah, yeah. I remember listening to his, I used to listen to a lot of comedy albums back when there were really comedy albums. Now it's like Netflix specials.

So you were a Vicious Circle kind of guy. I did listen to Harmful Swallowed. Of course you did. Yeah, and the other Dane Cook album. What was it called? But before Vicious Circle, there were two. But anyway. Running around.

You are a twat. Twat. What did you say? Yeah, that's what I said. That's appropriation. Yeah, Dane Cook was very much a very funny style of energy comic where all of it was energy

and there were no jokes. I need to listen to audio only. Well, it actually made sense for him because a lot of his jokes are sounds. Oh, very funny. like all of it was energy and there were no jokes i need to listen to audio only well because well it actually made sense for him because a lot of his jokes are sounds oh it's literally that like it was literally and she goes it's like okay i need i need everyone to chill on dan cook he's got some bangers in there his uh his comedy sister presents special 30 minute came out like oh one or something is really good k lounge the bk lounge i'm gonna catch you on the tip of my hog bounced it into my mouth yeah i remember that do you guys have any like comics or i mean even just like early inspirations

in the art you now aspire to that you just see like i was such a gervais guy really such a good the office extras and then believe in god you believe in him and i'm like and then i go back and like watch his really early specials i'm like there's stuff in here there's like material in here and now his material is like i'll show you a tweet i mean that's how i feel like des chapelle too yeah it's a boat he fell off there's like so there was material and then he was like i'm just gonna make my joke this one I mean, that's how I feel about Dave Chappelle, too. Yeah, he fell off hard. There was material, and then he was like, I'm just going to make my joke this one unfunny thing that's also hate speech. You don't have to.

Just do comedy. I don't know. To answer your question, and this sounds maybe self-aggrandizing, I always just picked winners. Just always. All the shit I liked, I still think is funny. I agree. More or less.

Well, yeah. I mean, Chappelle's still good. Chappelle's still good. Yeah. I listen to his new shit and it's like, come on, dude. Well, that's good.

I mean, The Office and Extra are amazing sitcoms. Here's the thing. I didn't watch The Office. Oh, dude. Hold on. But this is real? My biggest pain with The Office

is I watched it like when it was airing and it was like, you won't believe how good this television is I watched it like when it was airing and it was like, you won't believe how good this television is. I was like 14 years old going into high school going, oh my, can you guys believe Dwight? It was crazy. It's a big deal.

I was very anti-US Office. I was very loyalist. And then what helped me finally watch it was watching Ricky Gervais' at the time new special. Okay, so he's not that fucking bad. I don't owe him any loyalty. I don't fuck with the British office. Relax.

They've put my stapler in jello. Oh, blimey. Oh, bother. Me job! Me job is gone. Oh, me bloody job. You think there's a man in the sky i feel like i don't like how all the great people have jobs in that show he is he is so uh there's a a movie adaptation basically

like his character david brent 10 20 years later whatever he made a movie it's like a road trip movie it's all about david brent wants to be a musician he's so delusional and all the jokes feel like shockingly unselfaware because ricky gervais also just wants that like he wants to be known as an intellectual as a talent as a musician all these other things and all the jokes are like dude imagine you were unselfaware and trying too hard at something people don't care about the one thing couldn't be like me and i'll say this nostalgia whatever i'll i'll i'll claim this even outside of the nostalgia glasses i think the difference between the british office and the u.s office is that steve carell is a generational talent oh yeah i i stand by

steve carell and yeah i i stand by his dramatic roles his comedic roles i i think he's incredible he's pretty good i'm trying to think of a stinker i can't really think of one evan almighty still very funny never saw it but also he's like the he's definitely one of those like old school like you know improv guys and i think i just have a lot of respect for that like uh you have respect for that like uh you have respect for improv well because you have respect for people that do it i have i have respect for people who are spongebob converse who who find a way who like can do improv and then convert it into money yeah i don't want to respect cash actually without the use of Patreon. Yeah. Hard mode. All skulls. The begging.

All skulls. You guys are doing a decom show, right? Yeah. We do a decom show. Did you all watch them prior or is it like the first time watching them?

I watched a lot of them. We have a lot of moments so we're almost we're close to done now because we've been doing it since the show since the yard started. You went chronologically?

No, no, no. We just picked well we've done this fucked since the show, since the yard started. You went chronologically? No, no, no. We just picked, well, we've done this fucked thing where we pick based on what we want to watch that day. After doing this for, we're in our third year of doing this, it's not as fun anymore, to be honest, but we want to finish.

And we, around year, let's say two months into the show, we started picking movies that were like, okay, this one makes it bearable because this will be nostalgic or fun but now we're in a place where only

there's only movies left that we didn't choose right so it's all musicals the F tier it's every musical and every Christmas movie have you seen the

High School Musicals yet? we did one and two High School Musical is technically not a DCOM no no it is it's High School Musical 3 is a DCOM that one was released

in theaters and I saw it so one and two we watched both um oh dizzy channel original movie yeah i guess but we still we haven't done three people want us to do three that's crazy the people who are the biggest fans of the decom show are just fans of movies like that they're like do the good ones i'm like it's not a decom it takes longer to finish the show now yeah yeah like we have we probably have to do it today the descendants is a dcom musical series that's pretty recent actually and it's it's like they're descendants of like disney characters like beauty and the beast and shit anyway they're two hours long most of these are 90 minutes it's a novel

vibe right yeah 100 it's like it's like trash ya plus song plus ratio it's so fucking we i have like made a couple of videos about decoms like years and years ago mostly and so we kind of wanted to dip our toe in it but there's some fun ones there's some fun well i want to get your opinion on smart house oh please it's one of the only ones i have would love to talk about house yeah smart house is a movie that you think back and you go wow i loved that movie it was so fun and cool and and new and something I hadn't really seen before and a cool idea. And you watch it as an adult

and you're like, what a fucking poopy stinker butt stinker poopy movie. It's way worse watching it back and not for like because it's cringe or something. It's just a bad movie. It's a bad movie. So you hate LeVar Burton is what I'm hearing because he directed this movie.

Unequivocally, yes. I mean, I think my main criticism whoa he's black no one's motivation to make any sense in the movie uh and it's very funny but i this one i have a soft spot for because it uh it has the right opinion about technology is that it's gonna fucking ruin our lives yeah if if left unchecked yeah i i mean hey we uh we're gonna let imagine this was made 2024 it's like we're giving one special family an elon musk house you've got a cyber truck that can only self-drive and uh we lost another kid yeah well yeah i guess it is kind of that makes sense because the the plot of smart

house is that the kids don't like the smart house mom computer and then she decides to train herself on like 50s 60s i love lucy type television yeah and then it gets weird she's beautiful though she's very and she's also lila and voice of lila yeah right katie seagull katie uh i put you on to the best ecom what is that uh it's stepsister from planet weird okay that's a that's actually uh before my time one i think it's old people that are because i actually watched most of them as they were coming it's fucking awesome um i i think it's stuck in the suburbs officially a decom second suburb is yeah yeah uh young terran kill him in that movie. We just watched that one like a little bit ago.

You know just life is disrupted when her mother falls in love with an egg. That'll do it. Yeah, so the scene I have to tell people about for this movie to get them into it is this girl walks into the bathroom and she looks in the sink. There's like water in the sink and there's a bubble in the sink. And the bubble's actually her sister. And she learns that because the bubble becomes her sister oh that's the plot of the movie it's pretty i know so many questions right uh my vote for uh best decom is pixel perfect and

it's actually once again another technology perfect is good he ends up having a robot girlfriend ai girlfriend and then you know just not to spoil it too much but he basically goes into his own mind prison at the end of the movie and solves a problem in like a very post-modern surreal way do you guys ever watch jack frost i don't think it was a dcom so this film had a movie cover a holographic movie cover where the left side is a happy snowman and the right side is an angry snowman oh that maybe am i mixing up no this this one's the non-horror one oh this is with keaton i think i got really scared i listened to the trailer for this it rules it is one i have such fond memories for it and it is one of you know because you know the tradition of like oh

i died but i came back as a dog and i learned something about my son he likes dogs there is no moral lesson to be presented by this movie because he's a snowman they gave him boobs wait why is that snowman hot all of a sudden he's like olaf olaf is a child they also have a the cgi is kind of good the c CGI is great and then it switches back to the prosthetic version of it and the way they've characterized how a snowman moves is that Michael Keaton? this is a sequel to Batman

he does he has to have gone back to Robin as a big Paul F. Tompkins is in there as an audience member, that's crazy what does he learn at the end? does he come back to life or is in there as an audience member that's crazy oh does uh does what what does he learn at the end does he like come back to life or he's just dead bro he's just to my recollection which i think is the traditional my dad's oh my dad came back as a turtle but he's right something in the snow or whatever i was watching um uh i just saw the new

deadpool wolverine movie i was looking at the credits and like rob mcclennie's like a random soldier yeah what i was like why does everyone get a piece that's so funny when the kid from I just saw the new Deadpool Wolverine movie. I was looking at the credits and like Rob McElhenney is like a random soldier. Yeah. What? I was like, why is everyone getting a piece? That's so funny. That's like when the kid from Diary of a Wimpy Kid was in Oppenheimer. Oh, really? Dude, that movie.

So was Josh Peck. People were just like, I'll take anything. Oh, that's who? I didn't know. No, no, no. Dude, I think, wait, hold on. Dude, Josh Peck showed up in Oppenheimer. In Oppenheimer.

Literally, I laughed out loud. It was weird. Look at the actor who... Jason Nash. Just Google Gary Volpe kid actor. This is going to blow up, I bet. Devin Bostic. Click Devin Bostic. It's Devin Bostic.

And then... Yeah. Yeah, that's a smoldering pic. He's smoldering. Yeah. Yeah, if you look at his filmography in order, it's like Gary Volpe kid, Gary Volpe kid, Oppenheimer. And Saw. Yeah yeah he was in some

Saw movies badass oh yeah was he like a kid that got put in a box with him you know every year I'll watch all of them all of them

they kind of rock how many are there I'm a little upset you never invited me I love Saw you want to fuck with that yeah yeah

will you watch Saw it's coming up can you invite us this year we can have a Saw do you watch Spiral there's like two seats in his house it's like only two chairs sounds like I'm gonna need to get a sawed off you know what

i'm saying to blow your shit off i'm not doing so good guys no it's fucked up i would watch all the saw movies in like a couple days and then i just get really sad about dying one day like in a really like not even a violent way you're watching people die all day dude and then i got really sad thinking someone's gonna put a key in my face yeah and then it'd be like drawn and quartered in a big bed and i would shove him you know what jigsaw he's trying to get me in the night i would shove him i pick up a little bike and smash it is scary movie one funny right now i haven't seen it a bit like three probably let's say three three three is probably kind of still okay i kind of i mean i have a lot of

affection for those i love naked gun you've watched those movies yeah no perfect forever uh airplane and airplanes still go so hard dude i actually never seen airplane it's still it's very like, it's kind of like watching 30 Rock where you're just like, craft. Wow.

Yeah, it is. You might even laugh at it, you just go like. These are some bestians. Perfect. I think, I can't remember

if it's 30 Rock or not, but like going back to the improv thing, there's one of these shows where it's like every episode is a herald, which is like a improv like form.

Are you an improv guy? I did improv. You got the Spongebob converse yeah i've got the i didn't know this oh right well hold on i wouldn't have come over if i knew this shit i'm extremely prejudiced upright citizens brigade comedy improvisation oh my god they make you buy this when you really it's like no i think i i think i bought it because i was a nerd and i was like well I need to learn from the past nerds will study a book to learn how to be funny

some of us also do that it's saying yes and to marry my wife you know I will say my value system I talk about this a lot on our show is really fucked up because it disproportionately values humor skin color

I'm working on that no like humor i disproportionately therapy right now higher than everything right so if someone's funny i'm usually willing to give them like you know a lot of leeway and either way when i met jordan at a party he was so smitten i went i went back to the he came to us and was like, I met a guy today. I was like, this guy is so funny. Never brought up Jarvis, like ever. I know. Isn't that funny? Did you team at that party?

No, I don't know. Wait, what? Oh, that was when we met, right? Yeah. When someone threw us some taxes? Yeah, that same one. Yeah, yeah. And I was just like, dude, he's so funny.

You were at that party for like 45 minutes. I know. You left so, do you do that? You just leave? I drink anymore, so I just get bored. I do that too, and I like it. It's nice. Do you do that? You just leave? I drink anymore. You're a quick party guy. I do that too. And I like it. It's nice.

Leaving early? Yeah. Sir, Irish goodbye too. Fuck them all. I do it. My friends. The problem is that I don't Irish goodbye

and then it's like you just got here and I'm already doing my like hugs. Yeah, that's why you shamefully and just leave and you go to Denny's alone

and watch The Matrix on your phone. Not made up. He does this every Christmas. The whole thing? Front to back? Usually most of it. I've done this for four Christmases. I'll watch Denny's on my phone. I'm watching Denny's on my phone. The Matrix 4 came out

like two Christmases, three Christmases ago. Yeah. I watched the first one. What a fucking present. I watch the first one every time. I have a little movie night for you. Yeah? Every single evening for a whole summer when I was about seven years old. Back to back.

First, What Women Want. Second, The Matrix Reloaded. No fucking way. Hadn't seen the first one. No interest in seeing it. They're essentially, if you think about it, the same movie. They are the exact same. The one is born to save lives when so have you seen what women want it's one of the best films ever mel gibson is able through some sort of freak

electrical accident to read women's minds it happens because he's part of a marketing agency and has to get in the mind of women because he's like a professional level misogynist he's master chief of calling women broad yes and he is in the bathtub go to tiktok and start yeah no he put the work drifting yeah he did it to employees okay he he is in the bath trying on tights and like putting on makeup because i gotta get in the mind of these women he's trying to get in the mind of these women yeah and then he falls in the bathtub and electrocutes himself wearing pantyhose and so it was all women are born

yeah like a phoenix from the ashes chemical so he's an ad executive and he's working on actually a campaign for nike and he comes up with this insane campaign which is nike no games just sports which is pretty beast to this day I still think that's good. Anyway, at the end, he ends up in another electrical accident and he's trying to court Helen Hunt, who is the lady who was on the other ad exec team or whatever. And she was a new hire who's like, what's the deal with this guy? He's always saying such chauvinist things.

He's always talking about my big nipples. Decently pre mel gibson doing the kind of stuff he said oh so far before is this like early 90s that was the oh one oh one oh one anyway great fucking movie and it you know what watching that movie as a young kid you realize like women do have thoughts i don't and i can read them and they'd be shopping man it's all the same shit but for this movie it's it's written like uh there was a a pitch or like almost like improv somebody was like okay movie where a guy has learned to be less sexist by reading women's thoughts but it's written by someone that does not understand the idea of being like liking women yeah so the whole

movie is him correctly assuming they're thinking about their handbags. He's like walking around and they're like, my period, my handbag. I do feel like this movie inspired Slime

to say to a lucky woman one day, when does the narwhal bake? You know what she said to that? What? I'm not kidding. I'm not kidding.

And I said, what'd you say? When you said it worked, you kind of were lying. You meant that he hit. No, I said it twice, and then she didn't get it, and then I explained what it was. Oh, my God. It's very sexy.

It was, I mean, I don't know. I was charming. So you like mansplained reddit.com? By the way, in this movie, Marisa Tomei is in it as a hookup. She's a barista. He hooks up with her by being able to read her mind then while they're having sex he realizes she's not into it she's thinking about jay leno uh who's on leno tonight i remember this movie like frame by frame and then and then

he starts kicking it into gear bucks are right she is she becomes smitten and then he doesn't want to see her anymore she comes and and approaches him, starts freaking out. She's like, oh, you can't just give me the best night of my life ever, Mel Gibson. And then just leaves. This is Marissa Tomei when she's like so hot. And then she comes up to him and he starts freaking out. And he, in a panic, says, I'm gay. And that is how in 2001 you stop.

The smoke bomb. Yeah. The fucking parachute getting picked up. Like the snake's parachute. Yeah. The halo joke. smoke bomb yeah yeah the fucking parachute getting picked like the snakes parachute yeah nowadays that makes you the president tell me about it bro i'm woke that's all they want i'm woke she's like uh no thank you thanks at the end of the movie is he he he goes to helen hunt's house but on the way it's raining and he gets caught in an electrical accident again he loses his ability don't forget about when he interacts just very briefly with a He goes to Helen Hunt's house, but on the way it's raining and he gets caught in an electrical accident again.

He loses his ability. Don't forget about when he interacts just very briefly with a maybe wise, silent Asian woman in Chinatown. Does he think she has no thoughts? It is... I don't remember this one. It goes nowhere. Maybe it's from an old version of the script where he's given it in like an antique Chinatown store or something.

It's like a sacred vase that gives him the power and then he goes up to helen hunt and he realizes he can't think what she's thinking anymore but he realizes that what he's learned he will always be able to know how women feel and he is now we're rounded human without asking her yeah's cool. So he's still magic. Yeah. It's crazy that it happened in that order where he first gets electrocuted in a bathtub

and then in the writer's room they're like, we need him to get electrocuted again. How are we going to do that? Oh, we'll hit him with lightning. Yep. Wouldn't that,

I feel like that would happen first. He'd get hit by lightning and then he would like, He'd get hit by lightning by God because it's a woman. He'd like electrocute himself to reverse it or something. It would make sense

that the movie started with such a rare thing. Crazy freak accident. Because it's very unlikely that the guy like gets struck by lightning because that's very unlikely. After he started the movie. Yeah, yeah. And like he wants to get rid of it so he tries to get in the back. Right, because we can imagine his life up to that point was pretty uneventful

but then boom, he gets struck by lightning and the movie begins. I think there is a point in the movie where he's like, I hate this and he i think he actually does try to reverse it but it doesn't work he has his groundhog day moment where he's reached like a emotional tolerance i gotta accept it this is you know what's funny is i will watch that movie it was in the summer and my dad had hbo and so i just watch hbo all day so it'd be like that movie basketball basketball, and then Dark City. And I'm like, 10. I'm just like, I'm just mainlining like, you know,

slop, beautiful Hollywood slop. Yeah, I was like, I have heard those names of movies, but they're not the ones that I've seen. Oh, basketball.

No. You'd love it. You've got those, you've got like those clamps on your eyes, keeping them open. It was what, and then I would, when I got bored,

I would play Legend of Zelda. Like, it was just media. Which one? Ocarina of Time. Okay. Like, that was my, that's why I'm all fucked up was just media. Which sounds sick. Ocarina of Time. Okay. That was my... That's why I'm all fucked up.

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like your offspring in the wild. Like whenever a fan comes up, you go, yeah, that's a Yarker. Yeah, 6'4", 17, wide, painted nails, vans with flames on them. Pisan. Rings, tight necklace. Oh my God. God, you're a piece of shit. You picked the worst pictures of all of us. No, he did that on them. Yeah. Rings, tight necklaces. Oh my God.

God, you're a piece of shit. Whoa. He did the worst pictures of all of us. No, he did that on purpose. Oh, okay, okay. He had to explain the lore to us.

I was like, why are you using these specific photos? You don't like these photos? Fat Aiden is so funny. I don't think... Can we put an X over Aiden now?

Yeah, we'll work on that. We'll work on that in post. You don't like this photo? That one is a bad picture of me. I don't think I look particularly good. Three hour YouTube war documentaries. Is this something you watch? I do. I'm in my history.

This is a real Nardwuar moment. This is a real Nardwuar. What he's missing here, I think what is a bigger controversy of what I've uttered more than all of these is the concept of women fucking dogs. Yeah. Right?

And so that's not even on here. I think I wouldn't put that in there. Why would he want us to talk about that? Don't get me started on what women cops do. This is what they want. Honestly, dude. Yeah, this all makes sense. Taking care of dogs, pyramids. Do you want me to explain these? Or is this an accuracy check? This is my first want. Honestly, dude. Yeah, this all makes sense. Taking care of dogs, pyramids.

Do you want me to explain these? This is my first time looking at this, so I'm with you. What are your thoughts, Slime, about taking care of dogs? What do you mean taking care of dogs? No, no, no. Actually, no.

I have this theory that I... Going over our own bits. What are we, hive mind? Ow! Fucking go! No, those guys are good. Let's kill them. They're really sweet.

Yeah, they're nice i i know i fucked up uh i fucked up riley's name because i was so focused on remembering uh grayden's name oh my god what is that bullshit name i literally i was like i was like grayden and fuck i used all my brain power to remember grayden you don't name your kid like a paladin. That's a crazy way to name someone. Graydon. What is his middle name? It's like Bartholomew or some shit? Yeah, it's some crazy shit.

Oh, no way. It's wild. It's bolder. So I had this idea that I hatched that if, like, I think nine dogs is easier to take care of than one dog. Because the nine dogs would take care of each other. No. You say no so many people have posted that this is like verifiably kind of true this is a take care of yeah it's in the description it says it they take care of each other play with each other because taking care of a dog to me it involves like a lot more than the dog surviving for some amount of time no they play with each other because taking care of a dog to me involves like a lot more than the dog surviving for some amount of time

no they play with each other you're arguing for him actually right now yeah at home that it's easier to you're saying there's more than just surviving

so you talk about like taking care being there for it playing with it stuff like that no social systems that's what he said

food no no no no but the issue is that like we have bred dogs to rely on people. But if there's nine of them, they're their own people. Is there a breed, like, it's like we're not their own people. Any nine dogs.

Any nine. Great Danes. Great Danes. From Great Danes to Chihuahuas. All living. Every single goddamn dog under the sun. Maybe not pugs. They're just born bad.

We all care for them. It born bad it is unfortunately again our fault like it's like a if you say wolves i'm like more on board because there's no like aspect to like those are wild animals what's the car is like dogs are there's no cut off 10 10s even better 30 that's a dog town. 30, studio apartment. And what was your goal? What was your goal with the PowerPoint, to understand us? I don't know. It's not working. I think you're supposing that there was a lot more premeditation that went into this.

We kind of were like, hey, Austin, you watch the yard. Maybe it's a way in which to contextualize who I am to your audience. Women in the postal service, I basically have a beautiful male woman, and I had said once on the show that I thought she was too beautiful to be delivered in my mail.

Which we let him have it for that one. And apparently you can't say that because of woke. Of course. You have been time on X. What does Nick's slide look like? Oh, you look nice in this. We got through Pina Star League. Pina Star League.

2008 to 2011. That timeline is so off. Were you a montage man? Quality trickshotting started in 2011. So take that timeline the end but at the beginning i yeah i used to play call did you make montages that's how i met a lot of my friends actually oh cool uh famously when i one of my favorite uh full circle moments was uh height of modern warfare 2 it's like i don't know it's like 2000 oh no i know exactly what year it

was it was uh 2012 and uh playing And I'm playing Modern Warfare 2. I'm playing Search and Destroy. Do you guys ever play Call of Duty? Okay, so Search and Destroy, it's like you play 6v6 when you die. You're in a waiting room until the next round starts. You have to get an Alienware laptop to... You can talk to the other team only when you're dead.

And so we're dead and we start talking shit with the other team. You know, we're 14. We're saying, like the other team you know it's class we're 14 you're saying like oh dude i'd fucking beat you up in real life like uh you know i'm probably saying things i can't say on the show all sorts of stuff for you and all of a sudden this never happened all my time and talking shit on xbox uh it's never happened before someone on the other team millions of players were online yeah says my name boo by your christian name my real name not my gamer tag my real name they say nick like they say like like is that you

and i just freeze i'm like have i been doxxed let's go this has never happened to me right like that's like crazy getting doxxed on the internet doesn't like on xbox isn't really a thing and like i was confused that's like a way that like hackers threaten you they're like we know who you are and where's your address here's your address yeah yeah microsoft points or shut up and uh and then the guy was like dude it's it's it's dustin and this was a guy i knew in real life i was talking to the whole time i was like holy shit this guy i like and so beef just immediately drops yeah oh what's up cool all right we're done everything i just said not true yeah i could not beat up dustin i wouldn't even close i'm not gonna say the n-word at all anymore

but i haven't seen this guy in years one of the guys he's playing with is in my pe class currently whoa one of the guys that i specifically said i would beat you up if i ever saw you oh shit and so the next day i'm like i'm gonna see this guy in class oh fuck it's good because you know his fitness level. How did you find out about the other guy? The PE class guy? Did he also out himself? Because he was like, oh, I know you. You're in one of my classes.

Oh, okay. And before this moment, we had only interacted one time ever. And this is partially why I was a little bit nervous. I was so, the reason I was in this PE class was my sister was like a superstar, like soccer player. Right. Like really, really good. I also played soccer.

Yeah. But was functionally in her shadow all the time. Right. And when I got to high school, I just banked, I didn't have to go to tryouts. I just got right on the team because they were like, oh, fucking Versillo gets on the team. And I was decent at soccer. I wasn't nearly as good as her.

So I was, in my head, I was like, oh, I'm the GOAT. Like I'm just going to whatever. I don't do shit. Yeah. Sophomore year comes. I don't try out. I wasn't nearly as good as her. So in my head, I was like, oh, I'm the GOAT. I'm just going to do whatever. Sophomore year comes, I don't try out. I just skip it. I'm just like, yeah, let's put me on the team. And they're like, you have to come to tryouts. It wore off. The effect just wore off.

I get kicked off the team. Oh, shit. And I get sent to PE. And I'm very unhappy with being in the PE class. So I don't really have a lot of friends in the class. I'm not really talking to a lot of people. And one day, this guy in my PE class turns around and says, you don't really talk much, do you?

And I'm fucking 15. I didn't like that. He's checking me. And I was just like, you're in people's business a lot, don't you? And he was like, damn. That's the kind of retort I'd think of a couple days later. I think back on it, I feel bad.

But he was like, oh, okay. I won't ever talk to you again. Turns around, that's the kind of retort I think of a couple days later yeah yeah I think back on it I feel bad but he was like oh okay well I won't ever talk to you again turns around that's the guy that's the guy I told on Xbox I would beat up

I never saw him we go to class we share a cheeky little look the next day we're like we're not gonna fight and we became best friends

and I went to his wedding and he works for us now he works for the yard best possible outcome it's crazy and I like to joke that's right I told he works for us now. He works for the yard. Best possible outcome. It's crazy. And I like to joke. That's right. I told a guy on Xbox Live

I would beat him up in real life and now he works for me. Your haters become your waiters. Get owned. Yeah, you're like a Roman emperor. Is ridiculousness Rob Dyrdek's ridiculousness? Yeah, this is like a loose affiliation. I started a Twitter

thread a long time ago hypothesizing that every hotel in America is currently playing Ridiculousness. And you can verify this. If you go to a hotel, you turn on MTV, it's always playing. And what really it's measuring is how much MTV is playing Ridiculousness. But I thought it was funnier if I just

tweeted threads of every time I was in a hotel, I would say which hotel I'm in, what city, ridiculousness is currently on yeah um and then also dude we were feeding so bad we went to australia and we were there for like a week and change and we were in airbnb not a hotel and he threw on ridiculousness top 100 moments on YouTube because we we just needed a little taste of the old country but then we the crazy part

was we turned on Australian television and it was on there too what? I missed that we had ridiculousness on in Australia there's like

I watched some video essay about how like Rob Dyrdek had some crazy contract and like owns like a percentage of MTV

it was like 90% of their inventory or something. Dude, the craziest shit ever was I tweeted out once when we were watching Ridiculous once at night. I tweeted out, has anyone ever been filmed being killed on Ridiculousness? Someone replies who does not follow me in

like three minutes, lists out the amount of which episode that there was depicted a human life was taken and then i chose that's crazy steel was like yeah let's see that again what's the rapper's name the white rap woman who's a musician chanel west coast uh she's a rapper right yeah yeah she's a rapper yeah he's like Chanel. When you said that sentence, there was a slot machine in my head just going and going like, who shall I choose?

What do women want? There's so many I can choose from here. That's basically... Misogyny, what about that one? Misogyny. Thumbs up? No comment. I don't really know what that is. It must be a mistake. You're so non-misogynist.

Pick one. This is actually dope. It must be a mistake. You're so non-misogynist. You don't know what it is. This is actually dope. It's Fortnite, an iced latte, and hanging out... That's Halo. Hearing White Iverson with your boys for the first time again. Everyone knows that no one likes White Iverson when they first hear it.

White Iverson is a song that catches you in a moment later and you go, this song actually kind of bangs. I lost Bolin when I was young. Six or seven listens in. When I first heard White Iverson is a song that catches you in a moment later and you go, this song actually kind of bangs. I lost Bolin when I was young. Six or seven listens in. When I first heard White Iverson, when did that come out? 2011? That's got to be too early. No, it was 2015.

When I heard it, I didn't know that Post Malone was white and I just didn't know what it was referring to. I just heard this. Because there's also the like, I don't know what it was referring to. I just heard this. Because there's also the like, I'm like, I don't know what he's talking about. The song has, I joke about the song a lot because it has a magic property that, I think it was Jaden Smith on a radio show

talked about this, where it's like, they were all shitting on Post Malone on this radio show. And he's like, you guys don't understand. You're going to be in a certain headspace, maybe you're sad or whatever, and why Iverson's going to come on and you're going to get gonna get it for the first time and i who at the time hated post malone was just like dumb and then that happened to me yeah later i had a moment with that song where i was like oh my god this song is awesome ever since uh post malone shouted me out on joe rogan podcast

and ever since that happened i told you the white iverson. Yeah. He said, this is, you know what? You can have the, what was the context? Uh, he watched my metaverse video. Whoa. And so he just like fully describes me,

but then named, I was like, I watched this video from this guy, Jarvis Johnson. He like just, that's sick. He seems so cool. Yeah.

Actually, everyone I know who's met him, like Jimmy Wong, uh, has said he's like super nice. He seems like wonderful. And, that's sick he seems so cool yeah actually everyone i know who's met him like jimmy wong uh has said he's like super nice he seems like wonderful and like annoyingly so like too pleasant to be good at stuff that's kind of what i've heard and then like people try to like can't it'll be like post malone responding to fans after a concert or like a heckler or something and you'll be like hello i want to help you cut that out just to be clear there's a clear choice here uh so top so i'll go i'll go in order so or reverse order so bottom right is the chow

garden from sonic adventure 2 battle um monster and white monster no that's magdalena bay that just came out oh that's like what's called death and taxes or something yeah so not that one um xbox live and hunter gex wrong vibe combination like it's too new and too old what do you think would be a better fitting record right there uh that'd be like that'd probably be like hoodie allen or like some sort of shitty oh wow shitty white rapper from like the 2000s doing an acoustic version of a song that he took the n-word out of yeah yeah maybe like punk goes crunk and he goes punk goes, dude. I used to... Punk Goes Crunk came after Punk Goes Pop.

And I used to fuck with the Punk Goes Pop. Yeah, there's Punk Goes Acoustic. I was just re-listening to these recently. Maybe Macklemore, Ryan Lewis. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I... Hoodie Allen. Fan of my videos. Okay in 20 look happy about in 2018 in 2018 uh invites me to a show oh yeah i go to the show with eddie burback we run into

philip defranco there and me and jordan that's like johnny depp and hunter thompson and like john cusack in the back of the convertible it's like a classic photo they're passing that blood to the right i also met there jay cyrus who uh would later go on to date doja cat whoa and also the avengers uh get canceled for being a bad person like similarly him and Hoodie Allen both got cancelled at the same time my friend used to like harass Hoodie Allen

on Twitter he was like he would daily tweet at Hoodie Allen and be like like dude watch your fucking back and it was all

it was all surrounding this joke because we used to be obsessed with this show called The Vampire Diaries oh yeah we'd go so Xbox used to have

like a Netflix thing and you could like sit in a literal physical theater with your avatars and watch stuff with your friends and then they brought in

You Can't Account Share anymore and blah blah blah. But we used to watch The Vampire Diaries every Thursday, TV Thursdays. And Nina Debrev is in that show.

She's in Degrassi too. She's in Degrassi as well. And my friend had sort of like a semi-joke obsession with Nina Debrev where like a profile picture was Nina Debrev. He'd say one day I'll get married and all this stuff. And Hoodie Allen posted a picture with her one day.

That is the beginning of this. That's right. We also privately thought his music was terrible. So every day he'd tweet at Hoodie Allen. You know who also would do this with us? Faze Adapt. Current Faze Adapt.

And this other guy strobe who used to be they used to be friends we could all harass hoodie out on Twitter which is insane this archive is wrong and thing a same thing do is this archive

available still no no no this was like old like Call of Duty Twitter accounts that are gone pussy but I have I have screenshots I can show you and one day, finally, he responded

because he was tired of it. Yeah. And he just said, please leave me alone. That's so much worse than saying nothing. Yeah. That was a reward.

I was like, yeah, that's fair. That's probably a fair response. That's so funny. But now, I don't feel so bad. I want to double check that

he basically got accused. Dude, he got a fake id in a checklist that's wrong it's a big idea to be young never meet a girl on craigslist dude that's great he shouldn't have a fake id three square meals home he gotta have breakfast is hoody allen a white guy yes yeah okay i generally on the outside so he's like you dude he was in like the realm of like mike stud if you guys remember that rapper. No, no, no.

He thinks he's an actual rapper. Lil Dicky is self-aware. It's weird because Hootie Allen's also self-aware. It was like... It was riding the line a little bit. It was a genre called frat rap. It's not like Asher Roth frat rap,

but it's kind of like a cousin to it mike stud is the is the the god king of i don't know who my son i think just goes by mike now um that's like in rapper seo like it's a dead man but wait can we pull up these hoodie allen allegations before we continue this conversation his tour crew coming on to mine i think it's like it was like uh that's and then i think that's like a trying to cast with a wide net or something I don't know what about a guy who's really

into Dark Souls Ashen Roth is this anything what about Ashen oh okay can I say no to it I guess you can

it'd be weird to stomp on the bit yes and it's kind of the whole vibe oh sorry do it again Ashen Roth shut the fuck up man sorry there's my

something else is going on with me that pie last night too much SVU I'm not gonna read you I don't know I have some fucking slappers Shut the fuck up, man. Sorry. Something else is going on with me. Too much SVU. I'm not going to read you. I don't know. I have some fucking slappers. Can I say that confidently? I'll allow it because I also... I've been on my grind.

I had an Asher Roth moment. Specifically like his mixtapes. Because he used to... Your head. That's crazy. You're an unk for... Unfortunately, I am. Did he drop shit on Dat Piff? Oh, yeah. That's crazy. You're an unk. Unfortunately, I am. Did he drop shit on Dat Piff?

Oh, yeah. That's crazy. He did a mixtape with MC Drama, like back in 2012. Drama from like Fantasy Factory Drama? No, different dramas. Johnny Drama. There was a mixtape called DJ Drama. Not MC Drama.

But a mixtape called The Greenhouse Effect. And it came out before his first album with Sleep at the Bread Aisle. I do know this. Sleep at the Bread Aisle was the album that I left college on. We talked about this on our podcast, but he says to wear two condoms. But you shouldn't do that.

The friction makes them break. What he means is hands. Edward Condom Hands. Hi, are you single? No, I fucked Basher off. didn't make some break what he means with his hands Edward condom hands hi are you single no I fucked Basher off I mean he just

kind of became like psychedelic kind of rap he was a white hero yeah it was like there were a few there were a few mixed tapes

where I was like oh when it was just bars I was like on board but then he also did the white rapper thing of comparing himself to Eminem

and doing a whole song about it the song as I am i was in seventh grade when i heard this limb shady lp dude you love this guy no i just memorized lyrics really well i know i know try it one time i'm still on the white hero thing maybe like andy samberg in what women want only i love andy's bad character i was i was thinking about it's still funny i'll say it i agree i was thinking about lonely Maybe like Andy Samberg. Mel Gibson in What Women Want Only. I love Andy Samberg. Bad character. Mad Max. I was thinking about... Lonely Island is still funny.

I'll say it. I agree. I was thinking about Lonely Island today, driving here, actually. And I was thinking like, they're a little aged. Like this stuff, you probably can call it like...

Like Zoomers might be like, ah, this is kind of cringe. But let me tell you, Ross Trent was one of the funniest fucking... Yes, I... It was just a... Just a stab in the heart of a true

problem at college campuses which was white guys with dreads just dude there was this guy named jared i he went to community college with him fogel uh it was not jared fogel he was it was a fine weight no you know what's actually crazy this guy jared jared he was white guy with dreads. He would do acid every week and just look for rocks. Uh, he had a, he had a framed picture of himself on his dorm room. I'm not kidding. That's cool.

It was like photos. It was like a, it was like a portrait of him with the dreads. Obviously that was for jaw years later, the FBI would raid his house, take his computers. Cause I knew his sister, she was actually normal and cool. She was like, yeah, the cops came to would raid his house, take his computers. Because I knew his sister. She was actually normal and cool.

She was like, yeah, the cops came to our house, took every single computer. We're going to wrap things up here, pick things up over there on our Patreon-exclusive podcast, Sad Boys and Nights. Patreon.com slash sadboys. Only use your discretionary entertainment spending. Don't worry about it.

Only use me discretion. That's for two people. Not a lot more than that. I got it, but only because i was taught to understand it yeah from you yeah we'll teach you guys in the patreon also my twitter name right now is childish albino that's fun finally we get there i i was uh i was a old this is another thing i was an old donald glover head like yeah like so i listened to challenging and beat a very early i have the proof i got a photo with him in 2012 his rap sucks i know but my hat in a box now that's a box hat there's there's definitely some bad there's definitely some bad bars but we worked with

what we had. Trying to find a Dragon Ball Black guy. Rafa was like him and Lupe Fiasco. That's all you have. You have all the Infinity Stones. Lupe sucks too. I think people are going to disagree with lasers are shit, but the cool is good either way.

We're all in our 30s. Very good. I have an Andre 3000 tattoo and a guy yesterday. I was like checking out at like a convenience store and a guy comes up. He's eyeing me up andre 3000 tattoo and a guy yesterday i was i was like checking out uh at like a convenience store and a guy comes up he's eyeing me up and he sees it and he goes that triple stack and i'm like let's not do this two white guys in a really bougie like yeah that's r slash hip-hop head let's just not do this hell yeah soul brother no it's not i'm not zacking me out here limply dabbing each me out of here the thing i was gonna say was uh was just that like

back in the day donald glover's online thing was dong lover yeah i remember that yeah that's funny it was funny i can't support him now yeah there you go i love the music do you want to plug anything by

the way we forgot our show is called the yard that's pretty much we have a patreon uh it's patreon.com slash fear and podcast content's just fucking terrible yeah sure uh no effort went into it yeah but if you subscribe you'll be losing money we end every episode of sad boys with a particular phrase we love you i'm sorry we're sorry no i said it wrong but you got it you got it i thought it was oh is it 10 points yeah yeah but itffindor. He's better at that point, I guess. I win.

I won the competition. How did you fail? The sound's still speeding. We love you and we're sorry. You didn't say and. You didn't say and? It's crazy that this is still in. Absolutely we can't.

We got a 50 or an 85. I only shoot 50. I don't know why we have to say it again all right ready all right we love you and we're sorry boom we did it we had anthony padilla on our show yeah and i i got the pleasure of telling him i entered his boxman contest when i was a kid and i entered we had to make a video i think it was like a dance contest or something and me my friend at school like danced and wore the boxman costume and everything talk about uh like career experience where they have an archive of stuff they feel weird oh my god yeah they have a 20 fucking years of like cringe through terror yeah 50 gigs of kids dancing on your pc you don't get it It was a contest and I was done.

It's fun. I evaluated all of them. What? Gucci girl. Gucci girl. How you doing? How you moving, girl? Moving, girl.

How's your day looking? That future girl. Future girl. Yeah, we on now. Take my money. Go away. All you wanted. Go to rich for me.