Sad Boyz - Eddy Leaked Our Patreon

Episode Date: October 17, 2023

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Hello and welcome back, or no, welcome to sad boys. What do we do? Sad boys nights. What about being smooth? Welcome to smooth boys, the premium exclusive Patreon only bonus show. Yeah, let's use that. Keep old is it? I know. Oh, there's no editing of the bonus show. How like Jacob's time is money. All right. We're letting it all go in the bonus show. I am very excited about this.

I've always wanted to do a show where I don't have to worry about the YouTube algorithm. Yeah. And I really, I want to say thank you to Eddie for joining us on this inaugural bonus program. Of course. I'm just happy to hang up. Yeah, dude.

Okay. So we were talking about Creed three. You just saw it. I just saw Creed three in theaters. I won't talk about spoilers for anybody. I really enjoyed it. I didn't see Creed 2. I feel like that's most people's experience.

It's kind of like with people buying consoles, how they went from like PS2 to Xbox 360 to PS4 a lot of the time. I feel like most people saw Creed 1 and then were like, oh, Creed 2's out. I'll get to it. And then they didn't. I think the one you hear the least about is like Two Towers. It's like an excellent movie that people love.

Not quite as much of, it didn't break the world as in like, we've never seen anything like this, like Fellowship. And then this is best picture in the case of it. It's just a very good movie. We were talking about right before we started rolling, especially the like the inspiration that those movies caused to like to like look like everybody working out in those movies and then to also work out and i i'd said that in in after creed one i had just started running and especially started lifting more but like the it was before joggers had kind of come

back yeah and i i actually think that creed one is a big hand in why joggers had kind of come back. Yeah. And I actually think that Creed 1 is a big hand in why joggers like became a stylish workout club. I do think, yeah, Jonathan, Michael B. Jordan looks incredible in anything. Yeah. But joggers especially. Joggers, I was just saying the hoodie in the gym. Hoodie in the gym.

Or the Rocky chasing the bike with a hoodie. It's a classic. I did not like, I plain watched the new Thor movie and I did not like that movie at all. I didn't see it. Worst one. Yeah. Not the most boring one.

Not the most boring. But the most annoying one. Who directed the Sam Raimi? It's Waititi. Yeah, the Sam Raimi one was Doctor Strange. Oh, wait a minute. Doctor Strange was really bad. Sorry, I should be...

That was the most... Yeah, yeah. Thor Love and Thunder, most annoying and most disappointing. Yeah. Doctor Strange, I was confused that I hadn't heard about it being one of the shittest movies I've seen. It cost more than a million dollars. Yeah, because a lot of people were excited for that movie

when it came out. And then when we were in theaters for it, Chrissy and I made a look like maybe 20 minutes in where we were like, oh my God, this movie's like actually really, really bad. Especially they took a character of Wanda who they had just been an entire TV show building out. And then we're like, what if she's the most one-dimensional

and kind of stupid people that you've ever like, her, like even her motivations in the movie, you're like, this doesn't,'re like, what if she's the most one-dimensional and kind of stupid people? You know, like, even her motivations in the movie, you're like, this doesn't, this, like, you're trying to do these big, like, dimensional ideas that don't make any sense. Her motivation doesn't make any sense. She's extremely violent for no reason. It feels like a really obligatory movie in a way that I can understand it being for, like,

Raimi, okay, fine. But he's also not he didn't write the screenplay the screenplay feels obliged to hit these buttons that should be really interesting imagine you what's like into the spider-verse and miles wasn't excited about being spider-man he he wasn't bad at it and then got good nothing really changes or develops right and for some reason the central theme or the central uh arc for dr strange is falling in love with his ex-girlfriend like he just he spent what is implied to be thousands of years in the first movie in a time loop dying again and again

against this like impossible enemy through that became, that's why he's so powerful. And like, I was huge. I was a huge fan, right? It was why he's so powerful in infinity war when he wasn't in the original strange because thousands of years of training. And then now he,

first of all, is very bad at fighting being a wizard, but he's also all that like mystique that's in a Thor Ragnarok where they're teleporting around and Thor's drink is filling up, none of that whimsy is there, despite the fact that it's made by one of the most colorfully saturated, in a good way, directors ever. There's none of the energy of even the first evil dead.

It's really strange. Yeah. Interesting. Strange. Whoa. That's what they were doing. Honestly, it's really the Eternals. You know what I mean? It's very much, it's very the Eternals. It's really the eternals you know what i mean it's very much it's very the eternals it's very infinity war you know what i mean can i uh say

a spoiler for eternals uh wait does anybody care about eternal spoilers and then i don't care i haven't seen it oh yeah well yeah we'll just skip ahead we don't to this time stamp if we do that there was there was a very ending bit of Eternals where Richard Madden's character is, I think that's the guy from Game of Thrones, right? Where he like really fucks up. And then as a joke to Chrissy, I was like, oh, I'm so fucking sad.

I'm going to fly into the sun. And then he just, his character just boom, right into the sun. I fucking, I started losing it. I was like, I was kidding. I was kidding. He should have for a second go like, I feel like I read something. was like i was kidding i was kidding he should have uh for a second go like i feel like i read something oh that was a good idea what he did

yeah no point is it like by the way acknowledge that like he that the tale of icarus flying into the sun yeah he just separately as a guy called icarus just does it because he's sad that's what that's what he does i'm building some wings so i can kill myself by flying that's funny that's why icarus knew about the wings but was like i really want to kill myself i'll be okay i don't have any wings yeah my wings aren't made of wax or whatever it's like i just want to die the biggest spoiler uh they cast kumail as an Indian man. And told him he wouldn't have to dance. Presumably Khloe Jowell

was just like, yeah, Pakistan's in India, I think. It's like all the same shit, right? The dancing guys. You know the ones. I didn't see Eternals. Or any of the movies you've talked about. So that's why I've kind of not contributed. Great bonus episode for people who don't care about Marvel.

I couldn't finish love and thunder. I don't think I have finished a Marvel movie. I didn't mind Wakanda forever. I thought Wakanda forever was pretty good. I liked Wakanda forever. Especially like with the real life stuff that they had to kind of play on. Yeah. I thought all that considered,

I enjoyed it. It's very, I didn't see it yet, but it's very like mournful. Not, you know, literally it is obviously for good reason. Yeah. But it's quite, it's like a very pensive, quiet compared to the previous one. I didn't see the Ant-Man movie, but it's by far like the best one that I saw that they've released.

Which anime? Animated? Or Ant-Man, sorry. Oh, Ant-Man. Yeah. Of this phase, Wakanda forever is like the one that i'm like oh this is this is like a cohesive movie that i think has really good elements to it compared to like thor um but yeah man that was such a far i was so upset about thor because i also saw the critical i didn't see for like a few months after it came out but the

critical consensus was like this is bad i'm like but not to be like a stan or whatever but there's no taika waititi project that i don't like prior to that and i'm not there's something i'm not insane about but dojo rabbit one of my favorite movies what were you in the shadows is i think one of the best comedy movies in the last decade hunt for the world of people made me was made me cry on multiple occasions wonderful movie and then this is i mean it's just the definition of not caring yeah like it is no affection for the movie marvel it's cast anything it's just like a anyway anyway welcome to sad boys night sadder boys what are other yeah sadder boys uh uh bad what are other bad boys definitely let us know so i think in the future when there is a bit of a patreon community here we'll do we'll like take questions and stuff

we don't want to paywall our normal pen pals and stuff but we also haven't been doing it recently because we've been having guests and we'll probably be having guests for the foreseeable future so we need to figure something out there um we did recently draft up a guest list of like you know we've got like dream people but then just i guess like s&p exclusively the dream uh sitting on that side so we can do this oh yeah on this good side several Sad Boys Nights. I can say whatever I want. Cut that out, but put it on the main feature. Cut that out and put it in twice.

Yeah. Bookend the episode. Obviously don't actually cut that out. Sad Boys Nights. No, we had a list of guests that we'd love to have that are, some of which are within reach, but not that we know or even know people that know, but just like, or I guess like via Elsie's like, Bo Burnham. But like that's some steps.

That's a bone a few days away a little bit. And then we just have this list of like 40 people that are like, we know all of them. Yeah, it's interesting. I think, I was going to say, I think people would be surprised when it comes to the like the youtube people that you see vaguely around like like our kind of not i don't like saying our group because it's just a section of people that like occasionally

hang out in like a bigger wider social circle but like how much, um, for our social circle, people are actually just real life friends and it has almost nothing to do with YouTube. I mean, I think, I think together, the three of us have only done a couple of things together. I was thinking about that all the time. Yeah. Yeah. That's really funny. But that's also, I think a refreshing thing about, Oh, I think it's good because I know that they're the circles where you feel like you need to be doing content all the time and I feel like the norm is like a transactional

creator circle and that's just like not we're all like regular like normally well adjusted people that want to have friends very entertainment industry oriented mindset plus it's you know we've thought in the past sometimes you'll be having a conversation like we were actually right before the sad boys night right before night kicked off we we were talking about creed 3 and then we were like oh we should record that yeah and i know just

a lot of people are like uh hey we should hang out oh the conflict used a good amount of time for content but we because we all hang out we have like lives worth commenting yeah there's a good 80 minutes of conversation that we've had that wasn't recorded even though we've been recording for the last two hours um but uh yeah in my head today even coming here like i've been a guest on like other shows and it's kind of like a nerve-wracking like oh i'm headed here like i hope i'm like funny enough on a show or whatever i was just like i'm going to hang out like that's what it feels like coming over the funniest thing is like um is i want to do this thing where we have like a good like a white glove very clean seamless um experience for for guests i want us to be able to like start the show as soon as they come in if we need to if they you know are

are have a hard out or something like that i want there to be you know refreshments coffee or whatever maybe a little snack and uh just be as inviting as possible and so it was funny this morning when i was like texting you because i almost felt like it was a little treat that we got to like have a it's like we normally hang out and it'd just be normal but i was like oh eddie can i get you a coffee or like oh can i get you a little actually i felt very treated you were like i'll get whatever you need yeah no i was like i got cold coffee i got hot coffee i don't know it just like felt good it was perfect too because i didn't know you were so prepped for that and i was like oh dude i didn't have enough time to put a pot of coffee on it yeah you were i'm assuming

like little did you know i've been planning a snack table right exactly i'm like on the way to this i mean you i asked if you want to come this morning you were like uh no more and i said uh you said uh can eddie grab this and i'm like perfect i'll do a phil's order and so all of our drinks we we are like shadowing each other now because not only do we keep saying the same things at the same time which is a thing that i think used to happen and now that we're hanging out in person again is happening again, but also we are going to the same places at the same time. You know, honestly,

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potentially a couple million people will see i kept setting it to i wonder if people are like dude you're doxing yourself i sent it to the hollywood walk of fame so nobody would know my address like i was so terrified though and accidentally you were like people know i'm in california let me pick the most like that was a great because if i picked anywhere else people would think like i like you would be oddly specific yeah yeah and then it's like oh what if i moved today i pretty much thought what is the place in la that i would never move to and it's the hollywood star it's a walk of fame it's directly on the square footage of the kevin spacey star i'm gonna live above the the

hollywood boulevard mcdonald's i want to see jack sparrow every day that's so funny i was never said a 90 day fiance the other day and the guy was, like, seething and, like, jealous because his Serbian girlfriend, who had never been to L.A., America, Hollywood, but had this, you know, foreign romanticization idea of it, was going to photo with Jack Sparrow. And he was just like, what the f... He was mad?

He was doing... He had the arm around her and holding the sword and he's like doing a terrible non-jacks barry would you like the sword me matey way off and uh he was just like you don't you hold that sword oh wow that was really strange um on the previous thing about friendship i wanted to say in in content the intersection therein i was gonna say one thing about jordan and our relationship that we have talked about is that the best part of waking up as folgers in your cup the other best part no the best part of jordan being back is that we're allowed to have a friendship that is not tied to work yeah i i

actually thought about that when you were gone is the fact that is not tied to work yeah i i actually thought about that when you were gone is the fact that a lot of the a lot of the work you guys were already doing had become probably most of the way you'd communicate with each other i would assume that just kind of like not soured things but made it like it's just as fun as it normally it's like yeah and we have you know six hours that we're awake at the same time right because the podcast for two sync up for one yeah other things i have to do in the evening and things you have to do in the morning right no that was the thing it was like we are so limited that this is out of necessity and it's not comfortable and it sucks but it's like what we have to do right now right but it

it's like it's such a it's like i'm so grateful to have my friend back as something that I was telling, you know, Jordan, you know, the other day. Because it's like, oh yes, we can go do things and it doesn't have to be like content. Or we can like go to a party and enjoy each other's company and have it not be like, I don't know. It's just like, so things feel a little bit lighter. And I think that's like a really nice feeling. I don't know if you guys, I mean, I'm sure we all do. It tends to like, it's one of the bonuses you get in the same anxiety bundle that you purchase at birth,

but there is like a package. Yeah. It comes with a bipolar two or ADHD. You're allowed to choose. Sometimes you get both. If you scratch off a card. Yeah. There is a anxiety that I will always have borrowing most.

I'm fairly good at self-soothing when it comes to anxieties, right? Like we were talking earlier about some conversations ready to business can be like anxious and awkward. Like, how do I get comfortable with that? Am I being annoying with this?

Like, am I disappointing this collaborator or brand or whatever? I, the one I will just always struggle with because it was very hard to maintain while I was away. What is, um, do they not like me?

Am I being annoying? Oh yeah. Is this so-and-so? And I just, to be completely honest, I felt like that all the time with you while I'm away, because I was just like, am I letting him down?

Am I just like, and you know, I was on buses for hours of time. I was just like, I'm, I'm, I'm not responding to people enough and pissing people off yeah it was you and brigand i was worried about with that

because we prior to had these just kind of like ambient relationships it was not maintained with texting and conversation yeah yeah and it's like i mean it speaks and and you know i think that you know i appreciate you sharing that but also like definitely not what i was experiencing but i was experiencing a different type of frustration which was like the absence of the pain of like not kind of having the the fullness of the our relationship you know and i think that that's it's like a long distance relationship, but it's also a, you know, the,

the time zones don't have a favorable overlap. You know, you know what I mean? Yeah. We made the dastardly choice to, for our first joint editor hire to be an Australian. Australian man. Yeah. So we really do run the fucking shit.

There's one hour where we're all awake. We're trying to open a safe with three keys. The amount of times real quick, the amount of times that I've Googled time in Sydney. I truly dude. I, a couple of days ago, I had a brand deal.

I had to put it real quick. And I, one of our editors was moving. I didn't want to like infringe on his time. And I just, I messaged Keeler and i'm like please would you be down to do this for me real quick i um because you'll be up first you'll be able to edit this and get it out like before the week because i you know obviously want you to have your weekend or whatever then realizing that it was his week because he lives not a few hours behind our head he lives in the future which i'm

not used to because pst was in the past right so i'm like i'm always ahead sad boys night that boys night that um it is actually awesome though because at like 3 p.m i i if i like am working on like a gold video or something i record at like one or noon and then i know at 3 p.m i can like send him the drop box and he's getting up and like ready to work and then i go to bed and then i wake up the next morning and there's like a cut and i'm like that was a magic trick same with austin because he's what three hours ahead so if i whatever other editors is in canada yeah we hit the cap here yeah is it weird for you and tony i mean i know the time's not super different but the distance him being in sydney um it was i mean i'll say like because uh uh i i'm pretty sure it's like

you know people that that know my stuff know that tony and i have always been like extremely close it was uh i would say more like emotionally when I moved, it was really difficult at first because we had not only obviously grown up together the whole time, but then went to community college where pretty much us and two other friends were like our only friend group for the most part that was around all the time.

So like Tony and I got even closer during the time when we were in community college and we're so used to spending like every day together. And so when we, when I moved, it did make it easier that I, um, had like nothing to do other than make videos and didn't know anybody out in LA. The first few years I was here, I, other than the times that you saw me, I was playing PlayStation in my room or making a video. And so Tony and I would game a lot, which would make it a lot easier. And I'd visit home very frequently with work.

It's not too bad, but I do think it'll be a lot easier. The fact that there's this, this kind of unspoken thing with, with him and I, that we start work pretty much at like one, his time, which is just like not that productive because like if we're doing,

usually I would start like 10, 30, 11, my time for us to like really get into the meat of the day right and by the time we're really getting into it he's like kind of winding down a little bit and when he moves here i think that'll be a lot easier it'll be more synced um but yeah it was definitely like i think we had already so well adjusted to like hanging out through the time zones that like work wasn't too bad um especially because like with, we'll like record stuff or write stuff or edit something and then be able to

kind of split off and work on it and combine it together. You know something I've always admired about you, Eddie is that you, you never forget where you came from. You make time for like your hometown friends. Is it Thursdays? Yeah. Yeah.

Thursdays. It started during COVID. Yeah. Yeah. And I, I like every time you remind me that you're up to that, I love, I'm like, hell yeah, man. I just think, yeah. I mean, especially that stuff would make me really sad if I moved away and then like those relationships kind of like dissipated. Um, but especially, I don't know. Yeah. It's, it's one of those things that I like doing and especially it helps. I'll say it's also a little bit of like, I like having a day of the week that most people understand that I'm just going to play video games that night and I'm fine. I like fine to do that. And like, I usually I'll kind of get bad food and maybe drink a little bit that night too. Yeah. Um,

so it's like, it's, it's a nice way to keep those friendships up, but then also it's a nice way to have like a day where I know, like, I don't have to do anything that day. And it's a nice way to have like a day where I know like I don't have to do anything that day. It's like mostly accepted. I want to get better at that. I want to get better at like scheduling and fun. I think recurring stuff is helpful too. Like movie night, bad movie night every two weeks. Yeah, you know, I especially like want us all to kind of do more of that stuff. Especially Chrissy and I were talking about where it's like I love like how much we we kind of like go out i don't want to take that down a little bit yeah but i sometimes

i want to hang out with everybody and i'm like i don't exactly want to go to a bar tonight it doesn't like really make sense but i also think right now proximity i mean we don't we don't i i won't mention the distance that we live from each other at all never mind we can reference the restaurant that's equidistant from our place they can do like a one of those cardboard you know boards yeah yeah yeah they live there the bar this whole time has been like the bar they hire me to say that by the way i love saying i just love the idea of somebody like hiring the geo wizard or whatever to figure out based on photos of us like where we are a single frame of us standing next to a tree i had a small i would i really hope with

the the video that i made that mr beast doesn't locate and punish the one mr beast burger that i got something from because it wouldn't address the core problem he would just be punishing a small business yeah i have the thought where i was like what's if mr beast wanted to find this place what would he do he would give like one of those geoguessr creators like 10 grand to find it he wouldn't he wouldn't like hire like a private investigator he'd do the most internet thing ever of like get one of those fucking geoguessr guys i sussed out an underperforming restaurant this isn't even a video he's saying it on the call he's like i'm hiring you in order to find my enemy i brought a hundred boys and you in order to find my enemy i brought

100 boys and 100 girls to find my enemies like a team of people the funniest fucking concept in the world 100 boys it's also just such a childish way to describe human beings boys boys and girls is such a what a kid would say it sounds so much like Mr. Beast walked onto an elementary school playground with like a notepad and was like, guys, what would be the craziest video of all time? And one fourth career is like, a hundred boys versus a hundred girls. I was like, 100 is the most childish number. I know. Like, what's a big number?

A hundred. A hundred. The Mr. Beast, So in your video, when you got the Mr. Beast burger and it didn't have the shit, I actually, because I've watched a lot of those like little Mr. Beast interviews via shorts.

Yeah. And he brags about the packaging all the time. He talks about it all the time. It's what it is. And he was on like Flagrant 2 or something like that and was talking about how the packaging current packaging sucks and they need to fix something or whatever it was like oh this version like they were opening up a mr beast burger he was like this version of the

packaging is terrible it's so bad we need the new one and so i knew how passionate he was about it and so when i saw that he didn't have it i was like oh they're dead yeah i was like dude they're i've tried to be super fair to him but i i have a feeling i'm still going to become like a face on his dartboard for even talking about it um there's one you know he did those round of podcasts and i i consumed quite a bit of it um i also noticed that he seems to have uh i don't know if it's a repeated pattern i at least saw it twice one with the keith lee video with the chocolate i don't know if you guys saw that um mr b seems to uh throw food across the room if it's getting reviewed poorly and it is um he did it with chocolate

bars and he did it he does it in like a playful way but i think if you do that twice it's kind of like a weird sign um but he did his round of interviews and i believe he said it's because he saw fuck what what other figure did he see do he saw he saw tate doing a bunch of interviews and thought i want to do that but not like the crazy misogynistic stuff um and so like he did those round of interviews because he saw how famous tate got from doing a round of interviews on podcasts and i think it's kind of weird to like openly say like, oh, I'm doing the Tate model. It's like, whoa.

Tate's model also included the pyramid scheme aspect. Yeah, yeah. And I mean, just good business. Yeah, that's what everything can be followed up with. It's a marketing referral program. I saw also so many people on the video, not so many, like just as occasionally mixed in comment that was like, I've got Mr. Beast Burger and it's been exactly as advertised so i think it was just that one

that you got and it's like did the point of the fucking video is that it's not only just this one but he has no control over which ones do and don't do this yeah missing the point is insane just because you had one good experience at your one place, what I'm saying is it's impossible to quality control these things. Also, the fact that you could point out, first of all, the odds that you uniquely got the wine. That restaurant had, on Uber Eats, a 3.1 rating. Not the restaurant itself, but the Mr. Beast burger that was run out of it. And it was also, in fairness, the...

Oh, the location? In fairness, it was right above the McDonald's at Hollywood. Stacked with, I believe, there's Jack Sparrow's house and then a book in a bag. All I will say is I did not seek out the worst Mr. Beast Burger. It was a convenient Mr. Beast Burger.

It's not like you were trying to do a gotcha. I want to do a fair review. That was my phone. Apologies. Whoa. What was that? It doesn't matter, dude. Sad Boys Nights.

Literally, we're just using the master shot because we're not going to cut between all the cameras because that's work. Yeah, no, that's too much work. This is Sad Boys Nights. Especially for a bonus episode. Sad Boys Nights. Sad Boys Nights.

Sad Boys Nights. Is he cute? You've got to say it like a bridge troll Who will enter my night? I liked the way by the way when we first started Talking about doing a bonus that you described it Which is like we come back We lean into the chair

I really even though Like we've talked about I do think that there's an element to being on to the main show yeah i don't feel like it's a performance i just think it's like it's a little less casual even though the show is casual it's still a show right well because we all are like did not end the forefront of our brain but you know it's going up on youtube that's always something where you're like i think all we all want to be careful with what we're saying we've all caught ourselves you know saying stuff which means that there is a little pre processing yeah that's happening it's natural but i do think that this is just like yeah you lean

back you know you i don't have to worry about packaging any of this up i don't have to worry about if it's a clickable trending thing we can just talk about like buka to beppo uh-huh just and he can say the n-word no nope still no he just did it and we did cut that out what the hell is that boy's nights he said the n-word you add like an intro to g's nights with a hot off can you imagine you added an intro to the podcast. Nights with a hot off. Can you imagine you added an intro to the podcast like serious where you're like, we had to cut out so many instances where he did that and so you won't see it in the episode,

but it happened. We do a deep fake like voice of you like those presidents videos. It's a mix of real clips and you sing the most insane shit ever. I saw some, it was there's some mix of real clips and you saying the most insane shit ever. I saw some, it was, there's some kind of like a joke of me talking to some kind of celebrity.

And I saw somebody be like, I would love to see this as like one of those AI jokes. It's like, please don't do it to me. I'm not, I'm not a us president. I like, I actually am far too small for you to be taking my voice and running it.

I was, I'm delicate. When I was getting the pastries, I like to put on a little YouTube video in the car or whatever. It's like a two-minute drive or three-minute drive or whatever. I was listening to some basketball video. Something about John Morant

just got suspended for 50 games because he had a gun somewhere in the premises of the thing and there's an automatic 50 game suspension at that house he shot the basketball yeah because he like dangled he's about to go in for the other team airbag rules nothing against it yeah and now they're calling him jaw war rant which is very funny um but yes okay i remember now it was they were talking about a couple different stories and in one of the stories they were talking about this guy who was like talking shit dylan something

something and they were like he was talking shit about draymond green and they were like here's how draymond green responded and then it was like a deep fake voice of Draymond Green. And then after that, and he was like saying some like very, like it would be fighting words. You know what I mean? And then afterward, the guy recording the video goes, I don't know if that was really Draymond Green or like a deep fake. Oh my God. But it kind of sounds like something he would say.

And it was fully earnest and not tongue in cheek at all. And I was like, what is this? Like be very careful. We're very careful out of that at all and i was like what is this like like we're very torn a lot of that yeah i was like oh dear dude doesn't the vocal deep fake thing feel like the kind of satanic panic parent thing but legitimate now yeah and it's frustrating because it that people saying like look before long they're going to be able to put on a mask that makes you Obama. And then you can press the nuclear button.

It's like, okay, fucking relax. Or people that are like, oh my God, chat GPT is self-aware. It's like, no, it's just very sophisticated and you're stupid. You have an eight brain. There's only so much you can get. This is just like, oh no, you can fake a voice. You're allowed to just do that, I guess. The one thing that we're kind of,

the only silver lining that I can see of where it kind of lucky with the way that it's being introduced is especially even with this like president meme is that i feel like it became like a funny like comedically packaged piece of content with the presidents at first to introduce us to the idea that like hey this is going to be perfect at one point. So let's make sure that we, that nothing is real anymore. Yeah. Let's get everyone's literacy. If it was snap your fingers,

it's perfect. It would be chaos. Yeah. At least there's a slow burn into it. So I'm like, okay, now I know whenever I see any footage of any president, I can't trust it unless I see it.

Did you guys see the fun trump said one of the funniest things i've ever heard in my life did you see the nuclear word clip that he said this motherfucker was giving a speech and he was like he was talking he was talking about how now with uh russia and ukraine everyone's talking about nuclear war and he tried to you know bullshit and be like, when I was around, that was never something that was talked about. And he goes like- I had a gun, I was going to shoot the bomb.

He goes like, and I don't have an impression for it, so I'll just vaguely say in that type of tone of voice, he goes like, nobody used to talk about it, that awful, awful word, nuclear. And then he goes, you know, nobody talks about talks about this i say there's two n words one that you should never never say and nuclear that was actually an excellent trump let me see if i can actually find the audio that's so funny but i do love trump's thing of this never happened when I was around.

It's like nuclear apocalypse. Yeah, they never talked about things. I would say presidents have 100% success rate of avoiding nuclear apocalypse. Here, let me see if. Nuclear is so devastating that we don't even want to talk about it. And that was a word that was never supposed to be mentioned. You have two N words. He's the reason it's hard to

distinguish for deep fakes. That's the title of the bonus episode, two N words. As I was saying this, I was like, maybe this is a deep fake, but no, you can hear this. It's supposed to be mentioned. Two N mouth to speech. Supposed to be mentioned. Two N words, neither of which should ever be mentioned. I said that once.

I said, oh, what a terrible thing to say. No, you have two N words. You know what the one is, but the other is a nuclear word. Not supposed to ever be mentioned. You know what the one is. You know what one is, the other one's. And you're never supposed to say it. Also somebody who

has absolutely frequently said both words privately all the time. Just wait till he's playing PUBG. That might be the AI joke. If he's playing PUBG, that might be... And the Washington Times comes through. I think you're 100% correct, though, about we're kind of getting a

crash course in identifying it, especially kids. Kids are now like, oh, this is like a popular meme with Minecraft parkour videos, so I can never trust these videos ever. Dude, I mean, look at, like, you know, Joe Biden describing, like, what kind of pot he smokes and just being like, we're out here cracking mids, Jack.

This was watered in the blood of 29 dragons. There was one of, we're out here cracking mids, Jack. What was the fight? This was watered in the blood of 29 dragons. There was one of the things, he said something like smoking that kale, like shit straight out of K-Lid from LDP. I was like, that's so fucking funny. Straight out of K-Lid. I didn't say.

This shit'll, like what was it there? This shit'll reset you back to the womb, nigga. And then like, they showed it to there's this dude showing his like karen mom and she is like shutting down boomers are not equipped they they did not get the slow introduction that we did boomers are like he said what they need the cliff of the big red dog they need it in crayon before curseing. That's the easiest guy. It reminds me exactly of like ad blindness. Do you remember when like your parents would get Google results and you'd see like their sponsored ones?

Yeah. And then they'd be like, oh, this. And I'm like, no, no, no, that's an ad. That's an ad for something. And it's like, well, how can you tell? And it's like, I mean, we can just tell. But you can't like explain it. Yeah, and it's like i mean you we can we can just tell but you you can't like explain it yeah you're just like i don't know i just know from i've just grown up on the internet yeah not only being burned but then seeing people point this shit out

like all the time yeah i am i am finding because i've been you know like a dozen ad sponsorships at this point or whatever a lot for podcasts in the past but those were all like audio fiction podcasts and they were always i'm not an actor in these things so when i come in it's like clearly a placement the copy reading is more transparent because it's just annoying when a podcast runs in three minutes ads because they're improving too much i am still struggling to find the tone of doing an ad how self-conscious to be about it without it being annoying for the brand and getting too many notes so i don't record the fucking thing again yeah but also i i have used all the products so far and i did like them so it's not disingenuine but i can't be

like you know i'll be cautious with that i i I've received notes in the past about being a little bit more on copy or about being a little bit more stuff that I wasn't told to say word for word, but they are like, we'd like this word for word. And on one of them, I did have to push back because I'm like, but this is,

I'm lying. Like I would, I would have to say that this is, I would, this I use every single day and I would never change. Part of my job. If you don't sign up, I kind of like not fight brands like all the time but I am not I'm not difficult to work with with them but my first draft it's like I always expect like one note or

something but I will always try and push the least amount of caring for the brand and the most messaging that the viewer is like oh he's kind of fucking around but he was clearly paid by this company to read this shit out um i used to come up with a bit every time for me to have a piece of paper i was directly reading off of and then some brands were like you can't do it that much. Um, but even, uh, with the recent, um, sponsorship that I did because I like Babbel as a service. That's like, it's cool. It's, uh, uh, I'm not saying any more other than it's a language service. Cause I don't want any advertising dollars to go. But, uh, part of it was like, uh, like if you were practicing a language, maybe say something in another language. And my workaround was to play a clip of myself impersonating joe biden saying like some awful spanish because i was like i didn't i didn't use

this service yet like fully to learn a language yet and i feel like i'd be disrespectful being like let's hear some spanish from me yeah you know it's not hola yeah really like it's it's just it's so it's like i i think fighting the brands are the best. I actually kind of pride myself in not being difficult, but making sure that... You ever see another YouTuber who's super enthusiastic for the brand and you're like, you don't have to do that

at all. Yeah, I know what you mean. They're getting away with extra dollars from you because you're pretending to be enthusiastic about that. The other thing where I've completely stopped, I think me and Craig has talked about this at some point, is when you first start, and I think a lot of people go through this,

when you first get your sponsorships, you're like, I want to do a good job. I want the brand to come back and stuff. And I notice people doing whole bits and sketches and things around the brand. And I think we've all done them at you know various points and the the thing i usually say to other people or think now is like that is something that you would have to pay way more money yeah i do you're getting way more than you pay for it i make like not in a cynical way it's the function of my channel it's the character that i play

very low effort like recordings that's the best part though i think people enjoy that mostly where it's like i think the the rules at least for me for sponsorships are uh it needs to come off as lowest effort for the company but like good effort for the content as short as it can possibly be while also maybe being a little funny like The first two I did were like, we green screen them in and we like put a little animation. It wasn't, you know, hours and hours of work, but even my recording it and trying to get it right, I could have made two, like I could have recorded two videos

and it was tiring. I waste a lot of time trying to hit that like tone, right? Of like, will they be mad at me? Versus will I sound like I'm giving them an extra part of myself of being like, I love this brand. And I also, I don't know about you guys, I skip any fucking phrase that's in any copy that's like, I blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.

Because I'm like, I fucking didn't. So don't, and they never give you notes where they're like, you didn't say this one line. We're going to force you to say something out of your own opinion. I definitely try to get away with what I can. Those copies are meant to slip in things that you'll hopefully say. Oh, 100%. It's like a contract.

It's not beneficial for them for you to say everything out on them because so is the other person. They give you like three minutes of fucking copy to say. And then they're like, dude, it's a 45-second read. Yeah, it's like, what do you expect? That's what I'll actually say to them is if then they're like it's a 45 second read yeah it's like what do you expect that's what i'll actually say to them is uh if i ever get like a note about adding something i'll be like this integration is this amount of time and it already is that amount of time and i cut out all the fluff also i don't know about you guys but you can add that little uh like your own

little yellow ad bar i was i just asked uh management about management about that uh but you can add your so i i started doing this um maybe like half a year ago because somebody had uh uh old like management for me had mentioned it is that like you can add your own sponsor bar that is pretty much showing your audience here's how long you have to skip until the video is fine yeah and it's because because you can add your own as in a youtube like i'm talking about on on premiere all i literally do i add i do i do it homegrown like like in the edit but i was like yeah no no i do it like i do it in editing oh you mean you can as in the brand won't stop yes and the best part is it's sorry for for uh people listening people listening, I think it was pretty clear, but I just want to say,

you can add your own yellow ad bar, which you'd expect a brand to not be cool with, but the thing that you can throw back if they ever say no, which they don't, is you can immediately be like, FTC guidelines say that I need to be clear about what's an advertisement, and this little bar is the universal way on YouTube to tell somebody that it's an ad. Corridor does the literal countdown.

Yeah. And brands don't say anything. And also, I think it's great because I am somebody who, even if it's a creator I like, pretty much skip every single ad that I get in a video just because I want to get back to the video, especially if it's a mid-roll. Occasionally, I'll watch Drew's ending ones

because I really like the picture of hotdog.com that he did yeah and like okay but like i'll watch like some of our friends ones but it's like i'm always the viewer that's like if you give me a little indication some people make the like box of the video a little bit smaller during the ad and like add borders and i'm like great now. Now I know where to skip. Yeah. Any sort of visual representation. I agree. I usually deliver things in like a jokey cadence where appropriate, but a lot of times I even cut out jokes because a lot of my jokes are like timing based and then they take up seconds. You know what I mean? And I, I, I'm usually torn between like, will this make me seem like I care less about the brand, but then also make somebody watch the sponsorship for longer.

Right. But then I'm like, but if someone's already skipping, then what's the, you know, it's always this weird. I started being like, the last recording I did was the shortest one ever. I always overthink ads until this last one I did took, it was right before you picked me up. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah.

It 15 minutes recording total, including like some offhand, like, Oh, I cut that, move that. I tried to be as judicious as possible with, Hey, Austin, just cut that out. He's a great editor and will want to include valuable stuff. And I just want to be like, this has no reflection on you. This content, if you accidentally cut all the funniest bits out of a main channel video it might be a problem but this is like not funny enough to keep to make the video 10 seconds long

yeah i also think people will know but just for for people listening as well i think none of the energy of it is like our job is so hard because the responsibilities are like good money the thought of it more goes into like i want to keep like a very honest not that there's like a true back and forth between people who watch my stuff but like i want to be very open and honest about what this deal is because i think we all frequently talk about like what's cool and isn't cool in advertising and so that's like the only trip up i think is like my only frustration is like am i making sure people watching understand that i give a shit way more about them than this brand right and that's the only kind of headache that there is not like oh my god doing sponsorships is so hard no i don't think any

of us said that but it's just like a part of the job that's like you want to you don't want to you care yeah you care more about your your audience but obviously you need to keep the whites on so you're like yeah we're trying to balance one of the problem is i mean the reason maybe we're being hyper conscious about it is that we are and always have been power users of youtube it's the main the things i have the most hours on of any platform anywhere and it is fucking rife with lies yeah it is rife with people deliberately not doing that especially pre-hashtag ad tags and like uh oh my god i know that shit is sinister and so i think i don't even want to be 0.1 percent as sinister as jake paul putting his merch on like the crucifix i one time jesus really fought a

brand that i will not mention where i used to at the end of my videos do a little like audio cue and it would say sponsor time on it and um one thing i learned also never give any extra bit of the video to the brand that you don't have to even if it's introducing the ad because like that that company was like can you take out sponsor time and i was like i'd like to forward the ftc's phone number to you like are you fucking crazy like what the hell that's such a weird ask like can you mix it like people might click off and it's like yeah because it's an ad and i need to disclose that what is wrong with you oh i like sad boys and nights. All right. Give me a little caddy, you know what I mean? This is me. I mean, this is- Name the brand.

Sad boys and nights. It's Bukidababa. No. And scene. I mean, this is our first episode of the bonus show. Thank you so much for listening. Thank you, Eddie, for joining us. Super, what a treat that is.

And as we did, all physically actually start leaning back more oh oh i'm in the chair dude i'm freaking melting in the cut all right everybody thanks for listening bye they're on camera