Sad Boyz - Extremely Unrelatable School Experiences (123 Go!)

Episode Date: December 29, 2023

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Welcome to Sad Boys, a podcast about feelings and other things also. I'm Jarvis. I'm Jordan. I cannot stop thinking about how funny it would be if I bought like a Dodge Challenge. Yeah, you are in the market for a car. First car. First car. Not in the world. No, you are in the market for a Model T. Yeah, we shot this in the 10s.

Yeah. The 1910s. Dude, I know the camera quality. don't let it fool you the year is 1910 no i was i was thinking about uh how funny it would be to go from no car to a you know 50 dollars to the mile yeah ultra inefficient uh 2001 firebird you should get a hummer an h2 like uh like not even the new ones but like the old i remember i'm gonna be deafened by my own car i feel like i was in middle school when like hummer h2 came around and it was like you know those vehicles that we have for war let's put them on the city streets you know how you're pretty much always getting in traffic

accidents anyway if you want to buy this car look out the whole world i know it just feels like such a like yeah pedestrians beware what have i rolled up just one day for the podcast i've got like i don't know i've got a young thug playing but it's on my like the car is so out of date that the aux cable doesn't work anymore so i'm playing it on my phone holding it up with one hand swerving along the road because i'm not properly coordinated yeah you're not coordinated putting the car in neutral with my elbow slipping to the side somehow it's working it's incredible what i'm able to do in some way yeah i slide mostly i would say about 20 inches from the curb i get out leave the car neutral, but it's a flat plane, so it kind of stays.

Right. And then I go ahead and I leave a brick on the brake. I get out. I've been smoking like the middest weed possible. Lots of multitasking is happening. Also, just casually dropping a brick on the... Where did you put the brick? I put it on the brake.

Oh, because you're in neutral. Yeah, but then I put a smaller brick on the where'd you put the brick i put it on the break oh because you're in neutral yeah but then i put a smaller brick on the accelerator so maybe i was hoping maybe it would do donuts oh right and it's just like doing donuts while you walk out with a box of donuts and uh a little joint in your mouth a box of donuts that i clearly got from someone else and i'm like hey bought this for everyone it's half a bear claw yeah it's like uh it says office appreciation party which i've crossed out not even very with a very thick pen i've done it with a pencil you wrote order for jordan for jordan's best half a bear claw i've misspelled my own name yeah you gave a note that said um

make it look like someone like an office party ate these before we got to them i'm drunk but on kombucha somehow i'm like walking i'm like how much kombucha did you drink it's time to power baby my stomach is inflated from how much yeah you're so bloated i wanted to get all fucked up baby's 5 p.m somewhere yeah and it's like i okay it's like not many places i'm confused about what you are right hey come on boy wait hey what you you playing what you playing um you watching mickey mouse mickey mouse is about to enter public domain in 2024 really i think steamboat willie mickey oh the old school one oh we got to drift into the shouldn't make stuff with this guy yeah yeah it's

like it's it's the era of uh disney did some crazy stuff after this that we don't talk about it's kind of been hush hush this guy's driving a boat uh-huh isn't that crazy we jumped to pixar and then we jumped to pixar and remember world war ii nope none of it happened no one does no one does i did recently watch some old school looney tunes uh my roommate roommate is big into it. Him and his partner were burning through some episodes. And it's like, honestly, it's pretty fucking good. Yeah.

It's super inventive. It's really fun. But it's also, we've got this weird, the really old episodes have this weird, like, they are violent. Like, they're just regular violent. They don't, they have yeah they haven't introduced the tropes like you know somebody runs off a cliff and pauses and goes and then falls it's just someone falls like they get tricked they don't paint something on a canyon for them to run into they just put out like a spike trap and they step on it and go

right on my fucking foot they hit him with a car that reminds me of uh there's this very old lebron james meme uh where it's like i think he actually posted on instagram it's it's uh 10 years ago up watching a little tom and jerry before we had this school 168 000 yeah 10 years ago and his like children who are now old enough to play in the NBA. He looks miserable. He's looking at the screen and not the camera or something. He's holding an iPad backwards. Trying to get the right angle.

He's very dad coded. I've just been watching so much NBA stuff stuff i've been on a lebron kick um dream on big trouble no dream on big trouble um big trouble little dream on for those listening who are not basketball people by the way i was not either i've been doing research i've been trying to learn oh yeah because it's it feels like it's like the same reason i couldn't get into wrestling as an adult because i haven't seen any of these storylines but i had like many people i had watched uh last dance i found it very compelling yeah but part of the reason is that well i know everybody knows everything about these people right without even like seeing a second basketball

that the very least you know who michael jordan is yeah yeah and Dennis Rodman if you've ever seen him he's not gonna fall out of your brain maybe you know he loves North Korea like something's gonna stay with you yeah and there is like that's so tangible for so many people that I think I just needed I think the issue is that I need a team to track right and I am too proud to feel like a Lakers hop on I feel like you can though though, because we're in L.A. But the thing is, you can do what I do and watch Laker and Clipper games. Because I like, well, I'm not a big fan of James Harden, but I like Kawhi Leonard. I like Paul George, Russell Westbrook.

Hard on. Yeah. And then, you know, lebron's lakers the reason it's cool or it's fun to root for the lakers is because lebron is so goddamn old and somehow able to do like he turns 39 this month i mean what he was he was getting on in that photo he's 29 i guess in that he's the oldest player in the league he's playing incredible he's playing better than anyone his age has ever played basketball and also he's playing really good basketball by the standard of just every nba player and he's very fun like he's he he has got the same kind of lol cow treatment for

the last few years that drake does like he gets his own drink memes because it's about lying right well this is a great uh so i'm i'm a lebron fan i'll admit it uh but it's hard it's hard for me not to like lebron because he came into the league you know they there's like magazines calling him the chosen one when he was like 16 17 years old he had this immense hype that would be impossible for him to live up to and then somehow he lived up to all the hype and has now been in the league for uh like 20 years 21 years and has not had any major controversies that has generally been like a good influence and all of his clips with his kids are very wholesome this is one of the ones

that i love i'll be shooting with his kids yeah yeah just wait see y'all later Mike I'm hitting diamond one all right tonight Diamond one. All right, tonight on Siege. What that mean? Mess with me. What that mean? If you know, you know. What that mean? If you know, you know. I guess I don't know. Huh?

What is that? Huh? Huh? Oh! On his head. Ain't that what they do? Out. He's such a dad dude guy to go from not knowing an esports reference to then just doing the sickest dunk is like uh i don't know it's like if a dog you know when a dog

falls asleep and it's just like thinks it's chasing something yeah if it then got up and caught something right like whoa hey better than i thought you were and then uh yeah and then his kids like so brawny is like playing at usc now he had he had a crazy health scare earlier this year where he um after practice or at practice went into cardiac arrest yes and the usc health staff was able to like sort of get him the proper care immediately but it was like a some sort of arrhythmia in his heart and he could have just died you know because that's happened to a number of athletes because it's one of those things that you just like don't know that you have because he's you know he's clearly been an athlete his whole life he's like at the highest

levels. He's playing at obscene levels from like six years yeah yeah and so so this crazy thing happened but he thankfully uh has been like um had a really quick recovery and i think it's clear to play he just played i think his first game at usc again after the the incident so you know shout out to brian james shout out to bryce his younger brother and uh lebron's youngest son bryce is the tallest one is he the one that's hitting diamond on stage um no so that was brawny ah he's i chose a favorite and then bryce is still in high school but he's six eight he's like a he's like a six eight sixteen year old yeah yeah and lebron's six nine uh so and then brawny's actually

the shorter one he's like six three or something The middle brother who I guess he's the younger brother in the household because I don't, you know, I don't live in, what's it called? You know the country, Kenya. I got two and a half hours of sleep last night, folks. Forgot where my family is from. Two and a half, that's a big night for you. Yeah, thanks, man. It was a bit rough.

You know, you wake up groggy because you slept too much yeah oh what the heck you know when you wake up and you're like trying to catch something you catch yourself well what i do while i'm sleeping is i'm holding a mic up a fake mic welcome to someone yeah well i'm feeling about the other things and i'm sorry i'm so sorry uh but yeah, technically, amongst the three of us, our middle brother is the tallest member in the entire family, which feels like a... Oh, sorry. No, wait. The youngest brother is the tallest member in the entire family,

which feels like a little unfair. Yeah. Like, to have the most life ahead of you to be the tallest they both my brothers are also so much more handsome than I give like there's someone way more handsome than me and everyone in the world but they yeah TJ's like 200 feet tall I'm same since he was like four yeah he's only 100 feet tall if you can believe it yeah he's thankfully he shoots threes 100 but he is not diamond rank so l l ratio you ever

reached you don't replay fps's right no not really since um since high school it's good i do kind of yeah i am i do want to get back i i've been meaning to get into i i know it's it's like calling it an fps it's like so much more shit is going on but like i haven't ever played fortnite ever and i feel like it would be fun to to do that i kind of want to pokemon go community day don't even worry about it you wouldn't know what it is you would know what it is we uh we're hanging with a big old group worry about it. You wouldn't know what it is. You wouldn't know what it is. We were hanging out with our big old group, our group chat,

Pokemoan. I don't know who's responsible for that name, Joyce. Though I have a guess. Yeah, it wasn't that. I think it was Tiffo. Sickening. Yeah.

Sickening behavior. Shout out to our friend Auxiliary, by the way. Try sending a gift back on Pokemon Go. Just anytime. Just give it a swing. She's listening to this, though, because she did tell us that she enjoys listening to the podcast

i want this to be the primary place where i can give her feedback and she doesn't she doesn't send gifts back we would have been best friends by now it's just i guess we can see if she really listens to the podcast if she sends a gift you're getting called out she's always she always pulls this i just woke up and now i'm being attacked it's like well wake up sooner than 2 bm i'll still attack you i have only a two and a half hours sleep you'll at least be awake when you get attacked but i don't have uh like any hey i'm not pissed i'm actually laughing that doesn't bother me at all no you seem bothered. Cut.

Chortling. You're chortling. What is a chortle? Ho, ho, ho. Oh, yeah. Chortle is like a, it's a little. I have chortle. It feels age restricted.

Like you have to be like 50 plus. Chortle is almost a Pokemon's name. Chudal is the name of a Pokemon. And he's always laughing. And he's always... He's a little turtle. I'm a problematic individual. I always call Pokemon a he.

Oh, true. Is Toodle a Pokemon? Did I just make that up? It evolves into Drednaw? Is that correct? No, it's an email from... Oh, no. Oh, no.

It's my doctor. I know. We shouldn't get into it. You've requested that I tell this about the emails your doctor sends you. it's okay we can talk about oh it is true and he does evolve into dreadnought yeah because i'm um i'm kind of goaded with the sauce is what i'm he's weird looking i'm gonna say is that i know everything about everyone and name five things about me so make them nice um this sounds like one of those 23 or 32 whatever the fucking number of questions to fall in love who's your favorite dead family member they were they're wild wait let's uh people have not seen

the live show which available on patreon.com oh yeah five dollars gets you all the nights episodes as well and including that one yeah so if you're a patron which is yeah you can you know five dollars to get you through the door you get access to 40 episodes of sad boys nights and the live show or you can buy the live show as a standalone for three bucks some of the questions are they seem ai generation or produced by an alien culture like like a klingon culture who's there for just warfare and conflict. Yeah. What is your greatest accomplishment on the battlefield? They start, they start very,

you know, like what's your relationship like with your family, which I still think can be a little bit, it's a big jump, a little bit of a pry. But then they get into these weird hypotheticals where it's like, they all seem to prompt, like,

it's kind of like saying, how are you doing? Where the answer is either I'm fine or something bad something bad yeah they're or a hypothetical like if you could live to be 90 but keep the body of a 30 year old or keep the keep the brain of a 30 year old but your body continues to age which would you pick it's like what is are you even asking me right now we spent most of that show decoding that i know i almost felt bad and the answer is you know what yeah what do you mean like my memories i don't make so many memories questions but then if i could

have the brain of a 30 year old right now it's not great yeah you know it's fine i i guess it i guess it's only downhill from here or uphill from here can we i hate that phrase up what uphill is it uphill or downhill from here because going downhill is easy but you could you could go too fast and it could be hard to control going uphill is difficult you're so right so i'm like when you say it's all downhill from here, usually people say that as in it's bad. But it is. In fact, if you go on a big walk and then you're like, oh, I'm so tired. Don't worry.

It's all downhill. It's all downhill from here. Oh, great. It's all downhill from here. We're going way up. It's actually really hard. It's actually uphill from here. And you're Sisyphus.

I guess downhill from here counts if it's falling. Right. If you trip, it is all downhill. Yeah, it's a saying that needs so much contextual information to know how to feel about it if i was sisyphus i would just drive oh yeah i would call one of those um sherpas that like takes you up mount everest what a sick job just having like some honky turn up every week. Yeah. Like I'm going to take it. Oh, you died.

Yeah. Like the survival rate on mountain climbing is really not good enough for it to be a vacation. Oh, it's not. I don't think it's a vacation. It is way too. A handful of friends of mine when I was growing up, for some reason, I guess because it it's kind of a country, a little country town, like a lot of the holidays would be to do some kind of like big Alpine hike or something.

Or like climb a minor mountain or something. Like you have to be a little more well off to do those kinds of vacations, but like. But I also just didn't want to do them anyway. So like, evened out. And they could be like, no, we're not poor. I'm just like, fucking, I'm busy. I'm just busy. Evened out. And they could be like, no, we're not poor. I'm just like, fucking, I'm busy.

I'm just busy. I'm just doing other stuff. I'm busy playing a PS2. Oh, you guys are climbing that mountain. I'm climbing a bigger one. Yeah. Oh,

the baby, you're playing the baby. Oh, the baby mount for babies. I'm playing, I'm doing Everest two. Yeah, I'm doing Everest. I'm actually doing the space climb where I just walk up an invisible ladder to space.

It's literally all uphill from here. It's all uphill. In fact, it's a flat wall up from here. What do you, wait, what do you say? I could, I could care less. Right. So people often mess this up. So it's, I couldn't care less. Of course. Because that means that you care so little that you cannot go any. There's no much. Which is always the context. You can care less than you care now, which is nothing.

Hey, did you hear about the news with like Mr. Mr. Ted, Mr. Drama? I couldn't care less. Yeah. But a lot of people do miss say that as i could care less which is just a statement saying that um you care some yeah well like it like doesn't make sense it could still even be like i don't care very much at all but i could care 0.5 percent less it's kind of like the word irregardless which is not a word but people do say it where i know what you mean and so i'm not gonna correct you but i am gonna every time i go is that okay no that's not a thing or like uh

pronunciation or adaption people use a lot in weird contexts like adaption this movie oh adaptation oh yeah an adaption of uh actually star wars is now novel they did an adaption oh um oh man this is usually a spelling one but it is anticlimactic like people people no it's often just look at how people spell it because oftentimes instead of spelling anticlimactic they will spell anticlimactic but it's like i'm never gonna correct someone like that because it's like it's just being like oh hello i'm annoying yeah uh oh hi jarvis i suck uh yeah annoying nice to meet you hi dad i suck hi dad i've been looking for you what the hell are you um dude that's the i want

to take on a dad aesthetic so much sooner than I have kids. Oh yeah. I want to get it out of the way. I feel like I'm doing it now. Yeah. A little bit. Maybe we are kind of getting there. We're parents to the audience to some extent.

Is that parasocial when we're not friends? We're instead just daddies. Yeah, and I'm Dipper's dad. So I think I could get some dadness from that. Have you ever tried to get a nickname going? Like at any point in your life you've been like um actually people like call me shadow so oh right no which is interesting because i didn't like my name i'd be like

yep unfortunately that's me jarvis yep yep record scratch yeah you probably wondered how i ended up here it's because i uh didn't want to tell someone a different name that's it there's no movie there's no story to tell that was it actually there's a thing now um i we talked about this in the live show as well when i closed my old merch store because i changed providers i got sent all of the unsold inventory and it included like 80 pairs of sweatpants and a bunch of random shirts and things of different sizes we gave away all the sweatpants at the live show which was great for me because i don't have them now taking up space you have a nice clear garage but somebody cried one of the things that i kept was a bunch of the teal trying my best shirts that I've been using as like workout shirts. Or if I go on like a Pokemon,

go walk around the neighborhood, I'll be wearing it. Love a default shirt. Yeah. But I have so many, I maybe have 10, eight to 10 of these. And I do think that people think I'm like a cartoon character in PC who is

like, not doesn't change his outfit. You're always wearing Bart shorts. Yeah. And I'm telling people to eat them and the night the cool thing about the try my best shirt is a lot of people like it but i do there are a lot of comments that i get from just random people saying oh i love your shirt me too aren't we all like comments like that and they're so sweet and And I think one time ever in my life, this is maybe years ago, because I think now it's like we've had the trying my best stuff

for like five years now, which is kind of crazy. Never got any better, too. No, no. Started back. Still trying. Whiffing. Yeah. Trying, comma, but failing.

Yeah, for a while. Might be. Failing for a while is the new shirt people would be like oh yeah i like that and i would go oh yeah it's my shirt i did that once lock me up why did that once when i didn't know any better and then the conversation that ensued was like i realized i didn't want to be there in that conversation oh what so you make that and i'm like no no oh god i didn't i didn't want to be there in that conversation oh what so you make that and i'm like no no oh god i didn't i didn't want any of this why did i say such a stupid thinking there's no follow-up question that's good um and that is so nowadays um like the other

day when we were it was community day for pokemon go walked into blue bottle i got the one-two punch so this is all going to the one-two punch of oh i like your shirt and i go thanks thanks so much they're like me too you know me as well uh jarvis dot store by the way and then january 6th sale don't forget that we're meeting at the capital nope but there is a community down january 6th we're meeting with rowlett nancy pelosi at the capital as As I like to call my trainer. So they hit me with, you know, they're like, Michael Schur, nicest thing you could say.

Very cool. And because it also, like other people tell me they get compliments and so I love that. That's awesome. And then the next thing they go, Jarvis, like Iron Man. And I go, yep. Yeah, sick. And they're like, oh, have you heard that before?

And I had to go like, no, never come up. No, I'm like, I'm heard that before and i had to go like no never come up no i'm like i'm like uh i never know what to say because it's like i either say no which is a lie and there's like almost no way you believe me yeah or i say yes and then they go i'm so stupid and i go no no no but you were just being nice but yeah that was a big mess. It was bad. Maybe think more. Maybe try your best a little better. Anyway, buy this from me. Yeah, so it was the one-two punch of that, and I just felt like an NPC going through my dialogue options. Yeah, they can say it again, but the text is gray.

Yeah. They're like, oh, Jarvis, like MCU? Yeah, you caught me. Oh, Jarvis, like the MCU? You caught me. Yeah, I'm the computer. Tony Stark. I love those guys um tony start uh cam and american tony's fart um tony's fart and john hulk black guy

and replacement black guy captain black man so the consensus right now anthony mackie captain america they are probably going to just replace kang now that jonathan maverick's majors as of yesterday in the time of recording this has been let go from the mc kang is kind of the current was supposed to be build up thanos after some like some wild what's was first allegations then turned to a lawsuit then turned to him like uh uh losing in court domestic violence horrible horrible situation of our thoughts got to the victims but this will make the second time that they have recast a black guy which the first one was uh was come on man don't replace me so it was it was terence howard

replaced by anthony mackie right by don cheetle oh by don cheetle yeah anthony mackie's um is uh the uh he's the new captain america and then they went like okay you've got it iron man's got a black one well you gotta get your own cat the uh i know it's in the comics that's where they did it the that is i did see a tweet that said they're never letting a black man lead a marvel thing ever again and i was like oh fuck i cannot wait until it is just don cheetle again they just replaced him with a different don cheetle oh man like oh tara tower how could that be who didn't somebody come back as a different character in the mcu i don't know um that i think they are now just dabbling in like or at least in the dcu jason momoa is just coming back as lobo because they're not going to make

any more aquaman oh because apparently it's very bad i haven't seen it apparently it's very not good yeah we're just... Welcome to Nerdcast. We talk about wrestling and nerd stuff. We have a bunch of pop vinyls in the background. We also talk about basketball and comic books. With the Blade logo or something. Pokemon cards.

It's really just like everything, dude. It's crazy. How you doing? How's your week? How's my week? I saw you like two days ago. ago yeah my week's been chill we're you know gearing up for so when this comes out and we're going to talk about it it's a new year it's a new life it's a new day and i'm feeling good what the fuck is that song anyway this is our this is our last episode this is our last episode of 2023 and as such we're gearing up

as we're recording this we're just gearing up for the end of the year got some work stuff gotta get all my business expenses in before the end of the year i need to buy some new routers for the internet in my house don't buy me a bunch of stuff yeah it's a business gift a little a little tad yeah maybe a car maybe a little dodge charger for me um but yeah overall it's just been deadlines deadlines and headlines dude headlines about you missing the deadlines yeah about me missing the jarvis mrs deadline again that's what you call an email subject line i'm getting all these headlines in my inbox breaking missing jarvis emails another brand asking for extension and they say well yes shit i guess yeah what are we gonna do and then sometimes they say yeah i guess we're not gonna

do it and then i lose the brand deal and i go damn i'm bad at my job that's not true it can work yeah come back um but overall chill i there it's like holiday party season um and i opted not to go to any holiday parties because i was tired and i really i like tonight there's a there's a party that i um am going to and it's one of those situations where i have to like psych myself up because i really just want to be in bed charge your key yeah exactly um i need to plug myself into the usb port you know and you're one of those tesla style outputs that you can put on your uh your mains charges put a usbc in your ass yeah i would love to to be honest that's where it would go right if you had come on like if you're sure it would definitely go in the butt like in the matrix they should have had that they've got a little wire set down the spine and then one right in the ass um that's the one that teaches you karate. It actually is so much funnier to imagine.

You know how they had to build that little like mount into the neck? Like imagine you had to build one to your butt. After you get out of that pod, do you choose to stay in the real world? How much butt stuff is involved in that? I do like how... Yeah, it's like the alpha males. They can't survive in Zion or whatever because of the butt stuff. You have to do sunning.

They're like, whoa, whoa, whoa. That's kind of zesty, my guy. Is sunning the thing that people spread their cheeks and tan their anus? That is apparently it's... Their unus? Their unus. Their an their anus their unus their anus anus they do it for never really understood they treat it like kratom

or like alpha energy brain pills or something like that there's some greater philosophy that isn't just like getting vitamin D in your ass or whatever shout out brother what um yeah but i do but yeah i do think it's funny that that those alpha male guys would be like oh i don't care if the fucking uh it's not the syndicate it's the the uh the oh what are the guys called in the matrix which the bad guys the bad guys oh the robot overlord dudes oh no the robots with the tentacles

called sentinels sentinel yeah there we go the ones that get like that's why i said i was like it's not syndicate they would make sense because my whole my whole joke was gonna be like i'll just let the fucking sentinels take me or whatever. And it's like, wait, they have tentacles too? Shit. Fuck, dude. They use two. I mean, that's, I guess, literally the red pill.

They would take the blue pill. Yeah, which pill do I take? Which one's the not gay pill? And they're like, I have some bad news about, I have some bad news about the themes of the Matrix. Yeah, sorry. It was made by a couple of the fellas right a couple of fellas who were just alpha guys karate loving boys no no

actually no they would like my shit right no you should really listen to the things that they've said in the years since making the matrix who's this chick why'd you give it to someone else for the second yeah it's like kind of weird yeah it's like sisters okay oh i see woke media they gave it to this book house which house his sisters okay that boy's one wow they found a

second set of siblings with the same name anyway the movie's about me anyway the movie's about how i'm alpha except in my one uh morpheus is white and trinity is not a lesbian it's cool done i'm sure yeah none of that crap it's crazy that uh literally the only thing that any alpha quote alpha people in accordance with alpha manosphere shit the only part they would like is the kung fu like nothing else it doesn't make any sense why they idolize the matrix by the way shout out i love the matrix and shout out to the wachowskis um you're a sensate no it's an uh because i wanted to start it and then netflix canceled it yeah and then and then i found out that i would never get a satisfying ending and i was like well if i if i had started it before then sure i had

the same issue okay i got about four episodes in my mom really liked it yeah yeah and then i found about the ending and i was like you're wrong yeah sorry mother i netflix gotta stop doing that i mean i guess they'll just do it forever and then they'll um put out some banger stand-up hours that's where the focus is going that's where the focus is going to be fair i do see the rationale for like stand-up stuff because there's no other outlet really that that is closely associated with stand-up and so cheap oh true versus literally making anything else that goes an hour or longer. I mean, every single stand-up special Netflix has put out ever combined

probably costs less than the eight episode One Piece series. They should just put Sad Boys on Netflix. That goes for longer than an hour and it's pretty cheap to produce. Actually pretty good. And they should pay us $5 a month. Yeah. Well, no, they should pay us more than that. $6 a month. Okay, we've got to talk about your business acumen

what do you mean I don't know numbers numbers coding I don't know all the rules how much money do I have six dollars that seems wrong I guess I don't know the rules again 2024 is on the horizon

see you next year we'll do that with people see you next year yeah usually it's hard if you're hosting a new year's party yeah usually um i always think of like the yearbook thing of like have a good summer like hags oh yeah yeah we don't have yearbooks in the uk oh that's you're missing it seems fun yeah it is pretty fun it is weird to get like are they superlatives there are superlatives yeah no i never got one yeah it's like yeah i never got a single superlative i wasn't like the class clown i wasn't i was just like a guy are they universal like every school is using the same kind of oh no they're not i're not. I think they're like, they kind of make them up.

But there are a lot of, they're kind of tropey where it's like class clown, most likely to be famous. Like sure, yeah. Serial killer. Probably. Yeah. Jordan. And then it's, yeah. One of the subordinates is Jordan Adika.

Most Jordan Adika. And it went to tom smith that's really you got robbed actually 1990 so 2024 is on the horizon and we i feel like we should do some predictions we last time we did predictions for a year it was 2018 nice And I have no idea what we predicted. The only, you know, funnily enough, when we decided during our nice lunch last year to start doing Sad Boys again in person. Now that I was back with like production value cameras, all that kind of setup. We drove to Sammy's camera in like West Hollywood, maybe. Yeah.

We listened to that episode we went to the sit oh right yeah we went to sammy's camera in it was in pasadena because yesterday well i went the exact wrong way yesterday i was walking on the sidewalk in pasadena and i looked up and i saw the sammy's camera that we went to oh yeah it's the big big big one yeah it's a big one uh yeah we bought the cameras for the podcast to throw in some a little moolah you get the show going and i called my accountant and i was like pretty please can i buy the cameras and they're like no it's my money they said you only have six your credit card has a 200 api all right uh but yeah we went in we did that and on the way for a little

nostalgia we listened to that episode seven episode five or something who knows and i either say that i think black panther is going to be very successful or I don't think it's going to be successful. I think I would have said it's going to be successful. I think you said it was going to be successful. Which in retrospect, it's not a very impressive guess. We're kind of forever, dude. I think Trump's going to keep being president for like two more years.

Well, I mean, that could be your 2024 prediction. Yeah, I don't even want to make it. I don't want to put it on the list, but I am getting a little pessimistic pessimistic 23 wrap up let's start with that what trends in 2023 need to die what's been running too long well i say i need to but it's not gonna happen is manosphere shit oh yeah not gonna happen i don't just mean because it's like it's destructive which it is it's in it's embarrassing that there's been no iteration on it yeah if you're gonna make this terrible shit how are they still it's still inviting only fans models onto a podcast where

you yell at them for having an instagram it's just still that i mean if you i mean if you had a lock that a lot of keys could unlock that would be a shitty lock that maybe actually that's exact example is a trend that needs to die because i've been hearing that since i was like 50 it is crazy to me so for people who don't know it never made sense it never made sense it's in that video that gold video that i showed you earlier yeah the guy asks someone on the street that question and i i literally had kiola pull up the um the fresh and fit them saying exactly the same thing but yeah the for those who don't know who aren't in these like hyper online like circles there's this analogy that manosphere people use or the alpha males red pillars whatever

where they say they they operate on this assumption that if a woman has slept with more than one person i guess they're um devalued suboptimal yeah because and this is by the way not something we believe and we think is very gross but they use this analogy to say wouldn't wouldn't you rather be with like if you have a lock that can only be unlocked by one key isn't that a better lock than one that can be unlocked by a bunch of different keys which you cannot continue to think about that analogy because none of it makes sense it's the perfect example of a red pill analogy because it it's a it's a like it's a fridge thought like you wake up after hearing that the middle of the night to have a snack and you're

hold on i guess that really didn't work. That really didn't make any sense. So women are unlocked by penises? I guess if the door was sentient and wanted to be unlocked by the other keys, then yes, I would be fine. If the lock was playing hard to get. Yeah. You have the lock? That's an odd way of putting it.

And there's only, who set up this lock where, you know, you are trying your key on every lock? How would you even know that your key unlocked that lock without trying it on other locks? Yeah. You know what I mean? So in that analogy, you as a man, it actually is perfect because it's a double standard that the alpha men have. Men are allowed to sleep with women because it ain't no thing that's just men's nature and then women are not allowed to sleep with more more than one dude or else you know slut shame stuff happens much in the way of if you have a penis key uh the only way you know that that works is by trying it on a bunch of different locks and until you find the one that it unlocks and the only way you can uh rationalize the fact that

you can't seem to like establish any kind of relationship monogamous or otherwise and not find any kind of sincere emotional connection is that these locks are wrong for my penis key i have the best key and it's like i'm i have a high value key um that I should be tired if alpha men start saying I have a high value penis but yeah they they recycle the same talking points over and over and over and over it's and it's just nothing anymore and I don't I also don't think that that particular I mean the the gold video is going to be out, right? Yeah. The gold video you just did about it is, it's just very noticeable how inflexible the format is of specifically the man on the street stuff.

Oh, yeah. Because you can't get a compelling answer from someone that is willing to do a man on the street interview. A little like how, it was like, well, everyone on Survivor is insane. Yeah, because they're willing to be a man on the street interview a little like how it was like oh everyone on survivor is insane yeah because they're willing to be on survivor as soon as you do that it means you're already crazy but even though people on survivor i would even maybe use a different uh thing because the survivor people most of them are just nerds about survive at this point they're

just like i just love games yeah and i'm like okay uh yeah it's like a metagame at this point yeah maybe like a uh more in the realm of like a uh love is blind yeah yeah where it's more like flavor of love yeah like you like am i going on this show because i think i'm gonna fall in love with flavor flay it's a really weird yeah i mean it's just a big miscalculation or just have fun but it's it's boring now yeah unless they actually know the most boring part is that they're constantly they're always now just conscripting people that you know no woman wants to talk to them only guys that are them want to talk to them and they so they just conscript somebody fake and their line delivery is terrible right they're doing porn acting because that's like they say the stuff that you're supposed to say oh if i was if i my man

could see me wearing a shirt it was cut too low i'm gonna go to jail um how much money should a man spend on a first date eight hundred dollars really eight hundred dollars yeah men spend that all the time that's right that's what i need that's what i expect that's what i believe what's the yearly salary a billion dollars a billion you gotta be rich like elon musk it's an unreasonable amount of money that's why because i'm a woman i'm evil you know i'm evil and i'm conspiring against all men yeah it's very silly and it needs to die yeah let agree with that to death beyond just being a danger a dangerous harmful thing it's boring and annoying at this point uh for me i think uh we get rid of olives

in 2023 um both kinds okay look i'm willing to flex on black olives okay but green olives have to go mid beyond mid yeah i'm ever since uh one day i in college i ordered a pizza and i selected green onions but they put green olives on that pizza and i painstakingly picked off every single olive and the pizza still fucking tasted like olives because they are the most pungent powerful like food in the land and they need to be held accountable for their actions we've done olives have served their purpose they became an oil yeah one of the best doors around they've ascended much like we will become primordial ooze at some point like uh much like the perfect uh unlockable woman they are extra virgin right right that's uh that's the all the men uh the manosphere men perk up they go oh negative one body count how did you do that trying it

cooking with it being like oh it works or any meal can use this yeah um yeah there's some sort of but olive yeah green olive yes this is gonna upset a lot of people this is like something i put on my dating app uh profile because it will like incite a response it's saving time right saving a week and awful a lot of you know what the issue is i think is that it's a little like this is not an indictment on this particular source but ketchup is a very dominating flavor yeah it could add in moderation a lot to the right meal right but an olive is i would say it tastes like it's 20 times larger than what it is it's yes if that is on a pizza disproportionate it's the pizza if you put if you put an olive next to the food yeah it will taste like an olive was involved somehow.

Go ahead. Leave your comment. We don't have developed enough flavor profiles. Yeah, we're bad. Our brains don't work. Our brains don't work. Okay. We have $6 in our bank account.

All of these things are true. We have $115 IQ combined. Combined. But we did the podcast together. That's a big number. Can't even count that high. Go ahead. Try. Pause the video. Do it. How'd it go podcast together. That's a big number. Can't even count that high. Go ahead. Try.

Pause the video. Do it. How'd it go? Oh, you got there? You got there? Yeah. You went further. Oh.

It is pretty small. That's cap, dude. You're a fucking liar. Yeah, counting needs to go. Counting 2023. Get rid of it. Next year. How do we get to, what's the one after that?

Don't know. Can't count. Can't count that don't know can't count can't count that i um do the each chunk 20 and 24 easy no i actually fully support that and i i i get it if you want to keep olives in your life if you want to you know who certain people oh if you want of them oh i see yeah this is your i think this is like an olive hate crime it sounds like oh hey come on some sort of prejudice let's just say we both know who i'm talking i okay i don't know but yeah no we're on the same page okay merch sale january 6th at the capitol rally community day we will We will be there. I make your own.

Grow your own olives. Don't put it in Uber Eats. Don't even allow that as a choice. If you select it they should increase the price. Not just for the olives but for all meals

in the future. Yeah you should have to pay taxes on olives should have to pay taxes on being in your food. Yeah. You should have to have Amazon Prime if you want to.

And even then it's like when you buy an extra channel on Amazon Prime. Like, I want stars. Yeah, yeah. But yeah, L. Okay, what other trends? Like, what are the trends of 2023? Like, explicitly 2023 trends?

Yeah, like, what's a 2023 trend? Oh, fictional media about COVID. About, oh, yeah. Fictional media about COVID and very, very simple stories that when people talk about it, say the themes is like the pandemic. It's like, what? Because it was bad? Like, it was hard? Something wrong happens? And they're like, yeah, actually, Ant-Man and the Wasp is a lot like COVID.

Because they're, like, like you know trapped in the in the little the microverse right so it's remember when you're in your house there's i did google 2023 trends and the um the first thing that came in this list was huge shoes oh the bigger yeah yeah what else we got on there um well this is just it says alien chic to clown shoes 10 of the most absurd style trends underwear like outerwear like superman yeah i don't really care about the style trends what was like a social media trend i don't know oh um vine boom sound of it fair fair it should have died a long time ago now it's really just a a relic of a bygone era zoomers pretending that their humor is any different from millennial humor oh it's literally exactly that's zoomers are doing the humor we did when we were less funny

it's just bacon cheese narwhal yeah um can i has a lot of it is xd random without without being xd random it's the exact same shit you just have the velocity of the content is so fast that you can't get stuck saying the same thing over and over yeah i can has cheeseburger would be like a 48 hour meme so that you can't you didn't you can't make enough posts about it to be embarrassed in the future i took down my new old newgrounds account and there was like a month where I was talking in cheeseburger language. Oh, that's... There used to be like language converters that would convert like your normal sentence to I can't has. It's R-A-B pirate day.

Yeah. That was bad. We'll admit that. No, that was bad. I do think millennial humor is... Well, historic millennial humor is is well historic millennial humor is cringe but um i i will say we can leave in 2023 and this is a personal issue might have talked about the podcast before uh saying that everything a millennial does is

millennial behavior yeah because i'm just gonna call every time you do exactly the same behavior. So a lot of the time I see it as like- This is like very much man shouting at cloud, get off my lawn, boomer shit. But no, it's the children that are wrong, actually. It's the children that are wrong. Well, I mean, most of the time when I see like a millennials be like, we are. Millennials are like 50 years old. Anytime a Republican rant on fox news or something they're like it's because they're spending too much on diamonds well they're not spending enough

on diamonds you know what it is though i think it's just um it's the parasocial thing where people think they're your friends and so it's like it's like an in joke with your friends to say something do something a certain way but then like when you get it without the context like from a stranger and i was like i don't know you why are you saying these things to me um tv is literally as good as it was at any point in time movies are just the same as they always were but the aesthetics are different snl is just as cringe as it was at every point in time you just have a favorite period yeah you just know who the people are they're referencing yeah their jokes about al gore were not funnier than the ones about hillary clinton they just you just don't know who the people are they're referencing. Their jokes about Al Gore were not funnier than the ones about Hillary Clinton.

You just don't know who Al Gore is. Dude, fuck. I mean, SNL can go. Yeah. I think it's time. What will people remember 2023 for? Probably the Sad Boys live show, first one. Sad Boys live show, first one sad boys live show first one um being uh you know

probably being on the brink of a global economic collapse yeah being the calm before the storm i mean i mean that's the thing is like there are some obvious answers about real world yeah trials and tribulations and horrific events but the truth is unfortunately that will people have way more of an incentive to let that fade away like it would people would prefer if the wars went away and they don't have to think about them or engage with them or take any kind of altruistic support actions or advocacy, any of that. Because it's unpleasant. People just don't like having it around. Whereas if you get really attached to a meme or a reference point

that gives you comfort or you're re-watching a show or something like that or communicating in a particular way or adopting black Twitter language, whatever, you don't want to let it go because it's comfortable it's like nice you don't let the manosphere go because it makes you feel good right and i just i i'm sick of being bored when i scroll blue checks at the top of the replies needs to go oh yeah dude well twitter probably needs to go i think it's probably gonna fail um yeah because uh because elon is bad at his job and also he's not gonna bankroll he probably is not gonna bankroll the company he'd probably rather let it go bankrupt well he's already pre he's

already prefaced what is if that happens he's he's already done like, yeah, it's on purpose. I actually wanted to do that. Tell it to Earth. Yeah. Tell that to Earth, actually. Good luck. And I did it as a joke also. Yeah. Proud blue check, people.

Proud Twitter blue subscribers. It's okay. You can do whatever you want, but you should at least be a little bit ashamed i know it is stop justifying your twitter blue subscription i get it no i get it because i use the website i we get it we it's fine but we know what you are yeah you can't hide from us do you ever feel that i have some i always nervous to say it on the podcast, but I do have, you know, amongst a kind of expanded content creator, fan, oh, fan, friend zone, the friend, separate, two different words. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Of our extended friend group, I know a handful of people that are subscribed to Twitter Blue. Yeah. And it feels a little bit like not asking who you voted for at Thanksgiving. You're just like, I'll speak to them and we'll both make fun of Elon Musk. And I'll be like, but... So what's... Stranger things?

I think... I can't bring up the... Yeah. I think if i were at a different stage in my career i probably would have paid for it because um because they uh do like limit engagement or excuse me they limit impressions and stuff like that especially if your impressions translate pretty directly to like successful content right it's like a only fans is greatly benefits from people saying it on twitter there's an immediate conversion in a way that there is not for really say a podcast or a youtube channel which but i think i've just

acted by like not really tweeting that much which i do miss feeling engaged on twitter but it just makes me sad sad most of the time to like do any sort of social media um it doesn't feel very fun yeah i do feel like there was an era of it being fun but also i do think it's like evan's fault it's like he's kind of made the feeds and stuff more hateful and it's like very much like um like snuff filmy too yeah like in the it feels like a risk yeah it's like you just don't know if you're gonna see something that like alters your life yeah it literally feels like just clicking a billy link in like 2009 like anything oh no oh no something i'll never forget never gonna give you up oh fuck yeah that's that's true trauma yeah uh personal or sad boys highlights for the year i think the live show is a pretty obvious

one live show no question that's like a boat that's both it's like a sad boys highlight and a literally a personal experience that i loved even when i thought but also this was the year that we started doing the podcast again regularly yes sir and we i don't know have we not missed a week the whole year since we've started doing the video uh one or two times we released a patreon one because we were out of town or something yeah it's just one time i don't but yeah no we haven't not posted that's that's wild that is wild that's a level of um regularity that i have not reached in any any other form retroactively takes all the years of sad boys and all those little bits where we dabble and even in an era where we're like well nobody's going to listen to this but this is a way for us to hang out etc right retroactively makes it a

really fun journey to think about in a way that when i was back in the uk over covid and trapped i kind of mourned it a little more even when we would do it every couple weeks i have to take a break it you know it felt like uh looking at photos of an ex yeah they were all good times but you can't get around all the yeah it's Yeah, it's like black and white photos. They're from 2019. From the 1920s. How could this be? Yeah. I don't know.

The live show in particular, like, we got off stage. And aside from the natural high of doing a live show, it didn't, I didn't drop in the way that I expected. And I think it's because it added so much flavor and value to really like seven years of content and friendship. Right. Because we also, I mean, you know, content is a big focus in our life, not just because it's work, but it's also just we like doing it. Yeah.

It's like we kind of went on the journey together of like, you know, tinkering on a little personal project and it turns into something larger so it's very exciting love you dude love you too man cheers when we first got these uh we first got when on the old 80s 2020s we first got these little mic covers yeah and we talked about them being little afros little afro i do remember the little afros i think they might still be around here somewhere then since we both have had Afros. True. And I was inspired by the microphone.

What if I was a little guy? Were you any personal highlights? Personal highlights. So for sure, getting the podcast in a place where it feels like, like for those who don't know, like in the basically most of the history of the podcast before this year, I was doing a lot of the like editing and the sort of everything for it. And on the post, I mean, and that was very time consuming and finding ways to like, it's like, okay, like okay we have to delegate it we have to like sort of hand off the baby or whatever to someone who can like take care of it while we're also involved and sort of seeing through but i also have other things to do and so like the sweat equity of setting up a team is a lot of work yeah yeah yeah so a lot of things

have been like set up this year and i'm really happy with overall how that's how that's turned out like we've had a we've had a good year from like a work standpoint um and then personal stuff is like i'm like 2024 will be a year where I'm able to like kind of lean on some of those systems that have been set up. Like I won't be moving in 2024, God willing. Yeah, tell me about it. I am not like, I'm not like preparing for fucking creator class or something like that. I can kind of try to live a balanced life. And I think that all of that is I've set myself up for that to the degree that I can with, with this year. Um, and you know, it's a, it's a, it's a process and I'm still,

there's still like so many things that I'm like, I wish I got to, like, I haven't published a main channel video in like five months. And, uh, I'm like, and that I got to, like, I haven't published a main channel video in like five months. And I'm like, and that's something I really want to focus on in 2024. But, but I still, I'm like, I still have those imposter syndrome feelings of like, am I cut out for this? Am I able to, am I able to do this? Can I, can I still like make this work but there's also been a lot of um validation both creatively and um business side from from the stuff that we've done this year so i think that helps balance balance it out yeah i mean it's it's it's external validation isn't everything but there

has been a good amount of it it doesn't hurt that this year has uh covid's not over but pandemic lockdown is and the last year and before you know basically 2022 was included in what felt like still yeah oh for sure there was still occasional lockdowns across the the uh the earth across terra firma well like one of the biggest things yeah it's just emotionally very very very different well one of the biggest things for us is like you being able to come back to the states yeah the obvious personal highlight for me is living here again yeah and that's like it's like people don't understand how like emotionally taxing that was for the both of us but like especially you you know being away from friends and um and just like your whole like life

uh for so long and so like that's obviously like another way that things feel like they're like starting fresh um where it's like walking into the new year it's like you already live here and you've like started building out some you know the normal like life like it takes a while to like nest and like live a life and feel like you have your stuff going yeah especially when it is when none of the foundations of your life that you've built up can be transferred. And there are so many little nuanced things that like people sometimes ask what's the shittiest thing about emigrating. And there's a lot of big strokes.

I've spent, you know, the best part now of 10 years with most of the time there being an email that I'm putting off about visas. And that is like, it's just like a very different way of living. Every time you open your inbox, you see something,

your heart rate goes up. It's like you learn too many acronyms about legal shit that you shouldn't have to know. That's all there. And that is the big strokes. But as far as leaving again and then coming back again, what the little things you notice are oh i just don't have any scissors oh i just like don't know i don't remember where i went to get groceries right oh i just don't have a cell phone plan right it is right from the start it's like being born and you just don't like the number of

things that just don't work or that people don't have the um you know everyone you know is an adult and they have had these things their whole life even like the driver's license but not everyone has as an adult it's like i was like okay well is any of it transferable from the uk like i was right on and you either get i don't know or who knows and it can just get to the point where like the example i always do think of is like getting oh i just don't have any batteries yeah i just don't have any better even if i bought them in bulk at one point when i left i gave them away or i threw them away i don't have a mattress i don't have a mattress cover and i have pillows it is starting right from the beginning f now four times with even more moves in there is this is it's a really

bizarre first was very very very expensive but it's also just infantilizing that's what i hate about it is the feeling of like uh man i want to have friends around but i'm you feel like a college student like oh i just don't have i have paper plates only yeah it's like well i'm like hundreds of dollars on plates in the last five years i just move and then like i don't know it's it's i want to get to the point in my life where I buy furniture not from Amazon or Target because I'm scared of, you know, I'm just going to have to get rid of it or shut it down. You know, champagne problems or whatever. But it is a, honestly, a highlight of this year, as weird as it sounds,

is getting, starting to get my driver's license yeah i mean that's huge i'm hunting through carfax right now in the same way i used to look at like upcoming ps3 releases like new games oh i can maybe i could afford uh a ninja guide in black in a few weeks no that's i mean that's all real and it's in it in it compounds you know like that preparation and that setting up of like the systems of your life. But it's mostly done now. Yeah. I'm probably on a re-sign release, which feels nice.

Exciting. Getting to the second portion of it. I relate to just the part about moving. Like there are things that I have and I know where they were at a time, but then I currently don't know where they are. And then I'll end up having to like get them again or something and things there's always tiny things it'll be like cable ties or shit like that where i'm like i know some of these are somewhere these are not something i would put in a different kind of place yeah they would always be in the office they would always be by my day where would i have put cable ties that's not the garage or the

office i told you lost my headphones right the my big over oh really i bought this pair of headphones because i'm an epic gamer and i want to start playing with friends more true and yeah there's the stream set up with the mic and everything but it's a bit cumbersome to play around with you just want to hop on just chat and they went away i did not leave my room aside from about one point doing laundry i did not use the headphones the little mic from i didn't play any games so i wasn't using them the little mic attached still in my room that comes out like a log section the uh usb because it's a ultra low latency so you can play yeah and stuff. Yeah, yeah. So the little USB-C adapter is still on the PlayStation. You've been to my place.

By virtue of having to start again and again, it's not the most cluttered space. I don't have a lot of stuff. No. There is... Jarvis, it's gone. Like in a... This must have been a fugue state like it has disappeared and i was walking around my apartment i'm like well i'm i'm getting dumber like i'm sleeping off my brain is getting worse but it's i didn't lose a key i lost it on my head yeah it's a head-sized object i okay there's a i relate to this um in in

a very specific way so my first apartment uh the the first apartment i moved to in la you know it as i said the address on episodes that i had a um i had a record player next to my TV. And so I got this like sound system that was like analog and digital so that I could do, uh, I could play, um, the record out of the speakers as well as like run the TV through it. And so it was one of those situations where you like turn on the TV, but like, there's no audio cause you have to turn on the speaker thing as well. And so it was one of those situations where you like turn on the TV, but like there's no audio because you have to turn on the speaker thing as well. And so there's a separate remote for that. I lost the remote for that speaker in that apartment. And I was like, this is a small apartment.

I could not for the life of me figure where it is. I thought it was in this couch because this couch used to be in my living room at that apartment. And I was like looking around for years. I lost it in 2019. I found it yesterday. Oh, hell yeah. You swallowed it. The setup is not the same.

So I don't even know if I'll have the use for this again. And I don't know where it was. Because I used movers when i moved maybe they had both times that like i packed like the really important stuff and then like they helped me pack some of the the other the non-essentials and wrap wrap um furniture and stuff like that do you use the same move as both times i'm thinking thinking maybe they left it in the truck. They remembered. They'll give them truck six.

Like, oh, it was here. Oh, so that's fine. I think they were different. But so then I moved to my last place, the place that like we started doing video sad boys this year on and couldn't find the remote. Didn't know where the remote was.

Then I moved here and there's a room that currently it's going to be some sort of other room but right now it's just a storage room for a bunch of crap that i have to like figure out where it goes i also need to put up like we have all these like frames over here i i've been getting i have like 20 frames that i need to figure out where everything goes in the whole house and i've been waiting to get certain things framed so i can decide where everything goes and i need to sketch that all out and i haven't done it but um but there's this uh yeah storage type room there's a storage room so we keep jacob in between

episodes and i i uh can go through the storage room to get to the backyard and i was taking dipper out uh and while dipper was going to the, I like looked down at my feet and the remote is there. And I don't know where it was. I still don't know where it was. I don't know where it was hiding for the last four years and then where it went and then how it got moved

and then how it showed up here. But it was the biggest inconvenience for like a year of my life that I couldn't find this remote. Biggest inconvenience, come on year of my life that i couldn't find this remote uh biggest thing it means come on i'm just being silly but uh but yeah it was like this annoying thing that i couldn't find it and now i found it and i have no use for it but it is comforting to know that i kept thinking it can't have left this house it was i mean it's people in the comments have already said this and and you know i'm sure if we scroll down right now it's there pretty frequently it was it was in your ass the remote was in your ass the whole time it was you tried to put the usbc in there to charge it makes so

much sense did it work oh i guess you don't know because the setup's different yeah yeah yeah i haven't i kept sitting down and the volume would go off yeah i was like that's weird um it's like i would i would squeeze my cheeks and we go and i would get louder um okay what streaming platform will prevail in 2024 i'm jumping around twitch youtube kick live streaming live streaming um i think twitch will always have a market share i think it's still the default word for it. It's still saying Twitch. Also, in terms of kick, they're using AWS servers. It is not as independent an organization as they like.

If Twitch doesn't exist, neither does kick. I'd like to see YouTube streaming at least get to the point where it's viable for anybody that wants to move away from another platform. Right now, it just feels like it's a reset. If you're Ludwig, then you can reset it. You can say, new one. It's okay. Otherwise, friends of ours that are very successful on Twitch, do it full time, have expressed hesitancy about moving.

Because you have to move your whole audience. It's like an impossible ask. This is a 0.001 percent of streamers can make any amount of money and it really feels like a big gamble to literally restart uh 2024 i think twitch keeps the market share for now i don't know who will prevail, but I think Twitch is in trouble. I think that Twitch is in the situation where they have this very wealthy parent company, but that parent company does not give money to Twitch. So they have to be profitable by, they have to be profitable now, which is not the thing that you do when you have competitors trying to eat your lunch. When, when YouTube was acquired by Google in 2006, the whole reason that they did that is because they could afford to lose money for many, many years. And then YouTube is now the second most visited website on the internet.

And it generates like trillions of dollars in revenue. Yeah, I don't think people remember necessarily, especially if you just grew up with it at its current peak there's a point in time where like a youtube career was there was 50 people where it was like a financially viable choice yeah i'm not even talking about early youtube i'm talking about like middle era youtube where gaming let's plays were pretty much the only gaming let's plays and daily vlogs are pretty much the only wealthy output. And like really, what didn't exist was highlights of interviews with Bradley Cooper on Fallon. Or there would be failed compilations, but there would not be. It's highlights of the Magic game last night.

It's like the billions of views generated from, and I say this with affection, normies did not exist. That wasn't a part of the platform. And as much as we, you know, as in the fray people and a lot of, you know, what's the term? Hyper users, power users. Super users, yeah. Super duper, super followers or whatever the super subscribers super members as as much as we can get lost in it and bemoan

product changes that screw over certain types of creators and stuff like that the reason youtube will a lot of the time not be very active about it is that take all of commentary, all of commentary YouTube and looking at YouTube's revenue, you might not know it exists. Oh, it's so tiny. It is nothing. Like the things, in fact, I would say most people watching this, if you take every single channel you personally are subscribed to, unless you are subscribed to every late night show and are subscribed to every sports and music highlights show

and every Vivo, YouTube financially does not know your demographic exists. It is nothing. Every single video essay channel plus every single commentary channel. Yeah. Very successful, seen by millions and millions and millions of people.

Nothing to YouTube. YouTube is also an international platform. Yeah. So it's like the, you know, there's so much of the world that we don't see because we live in our little bubble. And so that's when you- In the main country. The main character country, for sure.

Yeah, the protagonist. The main character, the protagonist. Like, if there's a company that perceives itself as the protagonist it's america it is the midget country yeah but um that's why youtube rewind doesn't really work uh but they tried to do something that was inclusive of everyone and then it was like who are all these people and it's like yeah because you actually live in a bubble and what you want out of youtube and i'm not defending youtube rewind uh or youtube here i'm saying it's an impossible

task and and to uh you you could try like youtube rewind could work when it had a cult when youtube had a culture like twitch does yeah youtube. YouTube no longer has a culture, a broad, all encompassing culture. It is so fragmented because it is the internet now. When I say it's the most popular website on the internet, that it's number two behind google.com, which is a blank page with a search bar. That owns it.

That owns it. And YouTube is essentially another blank page with a search bar with all of the video content and so it's the only website that everyone watches yeah like it's just what you even if you're not a youtube person with an account which is most yeah yeah it's the link you on facebook more often it's a youtube link yeah that's that's another thing too where it's like who are all these people watching stuff on facebook it's like facebook's fallen off a lot in in recent years but yeah youtube youtube's not going anywhere for sure youtube's streaming

the thing is they they're playing the long game they have unlimited resources strangely twitch does not twitch just had to shut off their service in korea due that's right due to the cost of um the cost of running the service in korea and i didn't i didn't see anybody's alternative pitch being youtube for career is it not is that not oh that's a good question i don't i saw everybody referencing domestic platforms that they have there yeah yeah like um africa tv i think is one and uh i don't know why i maybe youtube isn't available for stream maybe youtube streaming isn't available in every country yeah that's true that may be that may be the case because it does seem like they're it's in its infancy like much like youtube memberships you know when youtube memberships came out when we were at patreon

and it's like is this gonna kill patreon and it's like no but it is going to do the youtube thing where it eats enough of the market share to be worth it for them and if patreon dies a different way all of the the chi goes to youtube yeah the overflow has to go somewhere and it's going to be the biggest website yeah it's like there there's a lot of uh valid reasons for us to put sad ways nights our patreon premium podcast on YouTube instead of Patreon. And the reason that we chose Patreon, other than the fact that we work there and I'm a stockholder. Yeah. We want to be paid for our options. Yeah. Yeah. For our options of working for a below market rate for a startup that just so

happened to turn into something no the other reason is that patreon does give you a lot more ownership of the audience that they were proud of you you know it's like they offer you like the email so it's like if we wanted to email our patrons we could do stuff like that whereas youtube owns the whole thing so it feels very much like when people ask why i have a twitch and i don't just stream on youtube it's like diversifying my options if i put every if i wanted to i could put every single one of my eggs in youtube's basket and i would probably be fine but that never feels good you know it's not that youtube is going to go

belly up but i want to have leverage i think maybe if twitch was one of our main revenue points but it's instead it's like a supplemental thing that it affects the content more so like recording gold videos or recording my videos on stream yeah is it's a different energy you get an audience there's finance involved but ultimately it's like yeah it's like nothing about the subscribers or anything like that it is like more about the accountability and the community and and and uh twitch does a better job of like when i'm hanging out in my twitch chat i feel more of a community than i would on youtube because youtube is still finding its identity there and do i think it'll get there probably maybe slowly it'll probably always have some missing things because youtube is this like gargantuan company that can it's really bad at uh doing anything with fine fine finish and fine

touches completely can because everything can one because the economy of the scale but then also just things get lost in translation from uh when a company is of that size um and they're betting on exactly what we're saying like uh yeah they don't need to invest a lot of time in fine-tuning their product because twitch is killing themselves just everything moves so slow at a company that big as well but then twitch is killing themselves because you know uh set aside the actual like running of the company and the the decisions that the company is making but there's also um this issue of them having to make money now and that being a that being at odds with something like kick which

should never have existed it only exists because twitch has fumbled the bag so bad that a like crypto gambling funded um streaming website can can actually like eat some of the some of the market share and uh the other shoe has to drop at some point for kick i don't think kick is going to be around forever i could be wrong but so much they've spent so much money i yes i i just they would have to own the whole market share to make money it's just a case of how long they i just they would have to own the whole market share to make money it's just a case of how long they can yeah their costs have to be astronomical because they're essentially twitch without the discount from being owned by the company that runs aws

and to your point like uh kick does use aws's streaming tier but um that is independent of twitch so one could exist without the other but it's just like the economics of kick don't make sense to me like um i don't know the nature of the deals that they've signed with these huge content creators and stuff but something feels fishy something doesn't add up especially when there's like a decentralized currency tied in with it something that you could maybe take and run even if the even if the company completely folds yeah people with equity are going to be just fine that's like yeah i'm if the house burns down but you stole all the furniture i'm so curious what's going to happen there i mean that's to say nothing of like obviously there's a lot of uh people who are bad who are streamers on kick but there are also people who i like who stream on kick um because

it's an alternative and they get a better revenue share than twitch and they're a smaller streamer and that revenue share is very valuable to them and some people are not transitioning to the platform because they want to say slurs some of them are transitioning because twitch is a pretty unreliable moderation platform yeah and you can't afford that like if you get yeah iced out on twitch which happens way more often because their terms of service is so lax yeah and let's just say you're a creator that could be wrongly oh you mean moderation from a um from a the platform the platform moderation kicks community moderation is like horrendous like yeah but yeah the company uh uh i mean even the term banning i don't know why they always use this instead of suspending but getting a weak band say on twitch for something that as consumers we'd say

no that's unreasonable that i think they should be allowed to say that word i think that is fine what just happened keep in mind when it comes to twitch it's like it's not about the money you lose in that week though that's a big part of it it's the fact that every single automatic subscription gets turned off so if you if you're bringing in 90 of your revenue from sort of monthly subscribers it'd be like if if it'd be like if every now and then all the netflix subscriptions are turned off yeah that's wild i had no idea and that is where like i think they they do better on chargeback though or is it twitch the one that sucks with chargebacks i'm not sure to be honest but it is that like i don't begrudge anyone that wants to i don't think joining kick is like i don't think you're advocating for aiden ross

i mean i think that's yeah i mean especially if you're it's it's tough and i think it's very easy to get on a moral high horse um uh or it's like i can afford to be on a moral high horse you know but if you're a smaller streamer who was like making ends meet on twitch and you were budding in your career and then you run into issues with the platform you have an audience you have like a reasonable chance at like making it in the, you know, online creator space. I don't, I personally can't fault a streamer in that situation from changing platforms, you know? And so they don't have to wake up every day and think there is always a chance

I'm about to lose everything. Yeah. Like basically every streamer we know has that fear and regardless of like how grounded it is. And that can still happen regardless of the platform, but yeah. It just feels it just feels, I mean, like if you know that you're going to get completely boned on subscriptions from a single slip up, I'm not defending the slip up, but I, you know,

I think if I shit myself at work, I don't want to be fired. Yeah. Yeah. But there's also, there's also instances of people being banned for pretty ridiculous stuff or or for completely accidental things or things that are not in their control so and then getting unbanned early as recompense but that automatic subscription thing is not solved that's all that money they could have had is still gone um and some people you know hey twitch

there's plenty of twitch streamers doing very well where losing a lot of money is not really even an issue but bear in mind hours into money out like twitch is a full-time job for a lot of people it's like a middle class position for a lot of uh independent streamers that youtube just isn't like passively the income from what we do is a lot more reliable because we know what happens if we put out a video and it gets X number of views. You can have a certain tank in viewership and subscriptions, have no understanding of why,

like there's no traditional wisdom of why one streamer succeeds where another one doesn't. And you can just see your platform and your success dwindle and you literally don't know what to do yeah i mean to be honest youtube can feel like that sometimes as well but the difference that i would say is uh on youtube you're not live for the entire time that you're working on the content like youtube you're working on the content um in the shadows and then you reveal the content when it's done twitch you are never in the shadows you like to be successful you have to be streaming for a long time like like a huge chunk of the hours in the week are usually spent

on stream and that it's an extremely taxing job i have so much respect for um for people who who stream and i feel like streaming's got a more of it's almost like being an athlete where there's a clock on it like i think i could do sad boys for 20 like i don't think there's going to be some point where for literally just age or medical reasons why I'd be prohibited from doing sad boys. I don't, I mean, I could never do Hasan or Pokemon schedule or whatever, but like we have friends that stream many, many hours every day, often late into the night. And I genuinely think within the next 10 years,

if I were doing that, I could not do it anymore. My body would not be able to do it anymore. I mean, Ludwig has sort of acknowledged that. And like, that's why he's kind of diversified and kind of built up businesses and stuff like that. So anyway, we kind of got off on a little ADHD tangent, but. That's the show, baby. Y'all love it, you little freaks, huh?

I'm looking at you. I'm behind you in real life. Do you have any parting thoughts about 2024 before we jump into our main topic for today, which is also a blast from the past? It's going to be looking at 123 Go, a channel that we have a very storied history with, a weird life life hack what is even happening content farm channel two years after the last time we talked about it i want to say it's been a while it was uh my first visit back to the u.s after yeah we did that uh and then like 17 years prior for the other one uh party thoughts on 24 i'm excited about it i'm more scared about visa stuff a lot of stuff to wrestle with but there is a like sad boys is now established in a way because you know sad boys is

you know my income but it's also like the thing i care about like i iced my personal channel because i didn't i couldn't i need to justify it financially right now fortunately but i also just it was it just didn't bring anything to me i wasn't enjoying it as much as i needed to but so i do genuinely enjoy doing sad boys and it's it is a self-esteem boost when the show does well and i think the more that gets offloaded onto our wonderful team the more time you have the more focus i have the more um free we are i'm excited to do we always say it but life worth commenting on yeah oh 100 right now the big one are us going out for like pokemon days yeah but or you hosting an an event or us going to a party or something.

But I don't know. Doing that, I just feel like I have more to talk about in general. And I'm excited to have a year that doesn't have a move or nine flights or whatever the fuck I did this year or something. It would be nice to just chill yeah i feel that i think something is wrong with my brain because um stupid you're an idiot yeah that all of that is true and also i never feel like things are established um like even with my own main channel it's always like what have you done for me lately and so i know i need to like relax a little bit but um it's a hedonic treadmill stuff yeah

you know what i wouldn't even say it's hedonic treadmill it's um it's kind of like uh it's it's it's it's the work of maintaining is i don't always feel like the maintaining is the default um i sometimes feel like things are like drifting away as a default and there's work to like keep them at a, at a healthy, at a healthy clip. Like I, like it was good that my main channel, I like didn't post for a while and then I posted something that I worked really hard on and then it did well, but then now it's been another five months and I haven't posted.

I'm like, oh shit, I need to like in the new year, I do want to post like on a more regular schedule, but I've just been busy with a lot of other things. And then it's like sad boys. It's like, it's things are going well, but also like, it's like, there's still things that I want to figure out how to not worry about and like feel like there's a like a baseline but it does feel like every week it's a new challenge of like how to make sure that things like perform normal um and so it's just uh I think maybe my goal in 2024 is just to chill a bit more but also I think delegating and having more people keyed into those things so it's less like on my shoulders or at least i feel like it's less on my shoulders

relative to any organization the sad boys system as it works now is so young like it's so much in its infancy it's not even just this year it's really six months ago is where i feel like we started to shift into the, since being here specifically, that's felt like this version of Sad Boys is sustainable and works the way that it does. We know what it's like to do the bonus episodes. We know what it's like to record. I feel like we intuitively on mic feel the pace of the show more comfortably.

And the rate at which the show is getting better and the system is getting better feels exponential like it feels like it's shifting very quickly and i feel like give it i'm curious how the audience feels because i i definitely think that like the show has taken different character over over the years and i wonder how that's perceived because it's not it's not really a thing we I've ever looked for is like what people I mean people go out of their way to tell us very nice things about the show but I I haven't like sought out and I wouldn't say I'm seeking out feedback but I'm curious what how people experience the show um yeah i've tried relating it to a podcast i just don't listen to any podcasts like it maybe but the sometimes i i will listen to a show that i love

that's usually like pretty long it's a new show called the weekly planet that i really like and it's kind of the only open freeform non like other stuff if it's like comedy bang bang it's got like a very explicit mission of here is our guest

and here are the characters we're playing or whatever whereas the weekly band it is it's two guys hanging out and they're talking about

movies, comics, books, TV shows doing news they have some supplemental shows great YouTube channel this is only movies hey I'm a fan I'm a stan he commented on one of our sad boys episodes once very nice now I own him now he's my fan They have some supplemental shows, great YouTube channel. This is only movies. Hey, I'm a fan. I'm a stan.

He commented on one of our Sad Boys episodes once. It was really nice. Hey, now I own him. Now he's my fan. But I don't, I find myself very comfortably passively listening to that show in a way that people have described Sad Boys. Right. And I, sometimes when I worry that like, I just wasn't funny, man. I said such stupid bunch of bullshit.

I think, oh, but like, no, actually, funny, man. I said such stupid budget bullshit. I think, oh, but like, no, actually, as long as we're serving that, if people want that, I think it often gets reduced to people want parasocial. I don't think it's always just parasocial. Sometimes I think it's more just social. They literally want, they want the experience of hanging out at work more so. Like, I've got stuff to do. All my funny coworkers around. Yeah. say some shit

and i think like we have shifted the show especially being a primarily youtube podcast there is a little bit of like the youtube game that we that we play uh and it does result in us talking about you know some current events and things like that which i i enjoy talking about, you know, some current events and things like that, which I enjoy talking about because I don't like this is usually the place that I'm having these discussions. But part of those part of that sometimes is like so that we can package the video in a way that people like see and they're like, oh, I want to hear about that. But at the same time, we've also I've also heard from people that like they really appreciate our like the nuance or whatever that we take to things and that's always the thing i think back to is like the late night analogy where

it's like all of these like late night comics um are like writing jokes against the same or the teams the writer writers rooms are writing jokes uh against the same list of like the things that happened that day or whatever or that week and people still gravitate to one or another they pick their favorite jimmy based on like you know the vibe that they get or the comfort that they get from from that so we're just someone's jimmy you know yeah i do like to think of me kind of like a peak jimmy kimmel man show jimmy kimmel that's kind of my vibe as a red pill like mindset and you uh you're like fallon when he broke his arm yeah i'm like fallon when uh during covid he like really didn't seem like he was having a good time having to do the show um and uh also he like ruffled trump's hair that one time and it was a big uh it was a big problem and

everyone makes fun of him yeah i like to think of me like like that where everyone hates me and makes fun of me or maybe like a daily show where you've my fake laugh people don't really value you or put you amongst the list of people like me. Right. No, true, true. Yeah.

All of the above I think are true. Yeah. I'm like a daily show. Who's like searching for their, their host. Sure. And you're as funny as Bill Maher. Right.

I'm as, yeah. New rules. That's it, right? I don't know. I just think of the Duleepa song whenever I hear new rules. Dude,

you ever seen that clip where Bill Maher just says the N-word on his show? This was like eight years ago. I do think I've seen that. It's wild. If you have a stomach for it, I recommend watching the clip if only to understand how completely out of touch Bill Maher is. Also, how just incredibly unfunny but it's it's weird i feel like we've talked a lot especially recently about like people going for edgy i'm not against edgy comedy i think it'd be very funny yeah but it's i don't know if you if you're trying to do a front flip

you're gonna nail it yeah a bad front flip is worse than no front flip right and there is just something no one was asking you to do a front flip. And then you went for it. Yeah. And no one was looking. No one was looking. And you were like, hey, I'm going to do a front flip. And he goes, oh, I failed because you're jealous of me. Yeah.

No, no. You're just afraid of the flips I can do. No, that's not it. When will we not believe him? Okay. So with that, we walk into 2024. But we do that we've got one two three go to look at even looking at these thumbnails the color palette is very nostalgic it takes me back especially that one on the right oh yeah we are going to watch a video called poor versus rich called Poor vs. Rich vs. Giga-Rich Students.

Expensive vs. Cheap. Expensive vs. Cheap School Situations and Amazing Hacks by 123GO. And you can see the range in the thumbnail. You've got poor students who create nails out of cardboard. Sure, and they receive Fs at the nails or is it a key oh that unlocks any any lock at all i would assume since a is on the rich people then it's also dirty what have they been doing poor students are dirty that's what they're saying that's how it works um this is kind of uh i wonder

this you could read this as kind of based in the the poor students being uh given poorer grades by the bias that's against them right you can also read it as poor people are stupid yeah they're yeah i i wonder which which it is this is only 100,000 views seven days ago. Those are like sad boys numbers. Is that? Yeah, that's like a mid sad boy. What is going on? That's a big drop for them, no?

Oh, it absolutely is. Because some of their most viewed videos have tens of millions of views. They have 12 million subscribers. Which, I mean, hey, I would love to have 12 million subscribers, but they would love to have our views. Can you go to most popular? I want to see like the last time they had a big banger. So like 101 million views on genius food hacks and funny tricks three years ago, seven funny DIY school pranks.

We've definitely watched that one. Um, four years ago, four years ago four years ago okay let's keep scrolling until we see like oh yeah relatable situations anyone correct now there's a bit of uh nostalgia yeah there's nothing nice the the nails are fresh um nothing like a fresh set of nails right becky i know scrolling i know it's been a while since we did one of these because I have not got that DM in a while. And I used to get that every single day. That's really funny. Okay, let's keep scrolling.

Oh, one year ago. One year ago, we have Cool Room Makeover Challenge Rich vs. Broke. Interesting that the rich broke element is there. I think that's why they keep going back to it because it's worked in the past. But yeah, the majority of their videos popped it was how to sneak food into a hospital it was in 2020 well what i mean is is that the worst one or is it how to bring makeup to jail i mean hey gotta look my best. All right. So they have fallen on hard times and we're here to pick them up. We're here to give them a little bit of free advertising.

And we do not. Via making fun of them. Via making fun of them and not endorsing them at all. All right. Again, this video is called Poor vs. Rich vs. Giga Rich Life Hack. What is it? Yeah. What comes after? I mean, Giga Rich is...

Poor vs. Students. Expensive vs. Cheap school situations. Got it. Giga Rich. Giga Rich student is when they've had one of those lemonades. Oh, yeah. A 700 milligram caffeine lemonade. Yeah, they've had've had thousand milligrams of caffeine

it's because he's got two globes okay so this guy is uh too old to be in school he has one dollar and he's carrying his dog and he's too in school to not have a shirt on oh wait this is this is an interesting one because they've given him like a raggedy jacket and first initially i'm just like oh are they doing like uh they're gonna put him in a barrel if he's poor with like his clothes have threads poking off him. But then I noticed that there's just money in the bag and his pocket and he's got chain. Yeah, I can't tell what he's supposed to be. Is he regular rich or is he giga rich? We also have to account for whatever this weird pseudo European country.

Or Bastavia. Yeah, Bastavia. Maybe no belt is a cool next tier level thing. So that you can see his, what does that say? Prius brand underwear? No, what is that? Provenier. Printer.

Prune? Pruniver. Prin. Priniver. It's his name. Pruneune river maybe his name's prince iver i am iver is a very that's a very russian name yeah bone iver bull nightville is it hot in here or is it just me all product and company names this is this is nostalgic all product and company names shown in the video are trademarks or registered trademarks of their respective holders use of them does not imply any affiliation or endorsement by them did something happen talking about money talking about the mint they drank a coke one time in a video and yeah coca-cola was like get us out of this shit wait a minute i know he's rich he has

an olympic medal on his back wow that's really rich yeah he's really rich when you can buy a win at the olympics i love it when rich people wear dollar sign medallions around their neck that's enough of this don't need it hey he's coming over here so you need your stuff don't need it hey he's coming over here you need your stuff don't you huh it's funny because in what universe would rich people use money to fan themselves they would pay for a much a nice fan they would pay for a a little person with a fan yeah i i do appreciate that they're so rich that they packed a bunch of stuff in a backpack, brought it to school, and then said, I don't need this anymore. Yep.

Why did you need it? Why did you bring it in the first place? It had a dollar in it. I guess that's it. Why do you have cash? There's no credit cards in Vistapia. Yeah, I'm trying to look closely and see if there's like a wasteland warlord on the currency or something. Right.

After it was taken over by Morton Joe. Yeah, it's Lord Theotrax IV. What? One cent? Not worth it. That is not one cent. It's a doubloon. That probably has candy on the inside of it.

Huh? What's going on? No way! Is this this money i'm rich huh yikes yikes she has a penny not yikes she was sleeping at the school right which i guess is a school that initial shot it just kind of looked like a hospital lobby or an office but there's lockers, I guess. Do these glasses look familiar to you? Relax. I mean, just like, I don't know. Maybe you take after.

Maybe tread lightly. Okay. I mean, I'm just saying that she's got a great style. Oh, hell yeah. I mean, I agree. For shitty broken glasses. How dare you? Also, your doctor called. There's no way.

Yeah. About my glasses? Yeah, he called about your they're weirdly connected to your butt disease i'm glad i'm not wearing those you said the better to see you with yikes let's get out of here oops let's go to class wait yeah let's get out of here let's get out of here what are they disgusted because this girl woke up or that she like exists maybe yeah maybe it's because she wasn't in that eye line right they were looking at that hot money Let's get out of here. Are they disgusted because this girl woke up or that she exists? Maybe it's because she wasn't in that eyeline.

They were looking at that hot, money-fanning Olympian. Yeah, right. I'd better keep this thing safe. Next up, time to brush these teeth. Don't do it dry. Go to a sink. Go to a sink. Don't do it dry.

Also, her locker was open. open yeah i guess the only thing could have been stolen was a toothbrush yeah you were it's a you were not locking the locker it's the one thing it's good for okay someone's gonna steal your doubloon oh your penny that might actually happen i wonder if that's gonna be the thing do you think there's gonna be like a like someone who's got like um like a hamburglar outfit on who like does one of these oh there's gonna be like a like someone who's got like um like a hamburglar outfit on who like does one of these oh there's gotta be a striped burglar in one of these yeah and he opens the door and he and then they do yeah they do the cartoon walk with the oh that's new oh time to take this drab bag to fab just needs a few expensive embellishments nothing some glue

can't handle did we miss did it skip what the fuck oh this is like no they're doing this is a old school strat the narrative yeah they're doing they're they're doing the tried and true five minute crafts strapped of clipping videos together and rearranging them that makes sense we of course that way you can make a little bit of content and then like repeat it forever rich rich thumb though rich thumb that's actually kind of goes hard it's kind of sick actually and it's not dirty could work i mean which channel it is, many people probably don't know this. The origin of Jarvis Jensen Gold. Is from 123Go second channel, 123Go Gold. You know, as a shared joke, I changed my, at the time, Google Circle account name to match that.

I was like Jordan Adika Gold. Right. And then I guess my Google account got flagged for potential abuse, maybe because I was like moving so much or something. And I just was it for like two years. Like legal email, like Jordan Adika emails would just be called like, hey, what's up? It's me, Jordan Adika Gold. Just reaching out to say hi. I can't tell if this person is being like patronizing. Yeah. Cute color, right? And it's... I can't tell if this person is being, like, patronizing.

Yeah. Cute color, right? Brokey. Yeah. Oh, you're going to buy the cookies, huh? What's that? Gold watch? Gold strap?

Leather. Now for the handles. Nice. The... Nice! It sounds like Timmy Turner. now for the handles nice maybe i've been brain broken by the horny chefs but i did not need that yeah shot of the screwdriver going through up close insert yes should fit on perfectly they snap right in ta-da this guy has nice hands. I will say it. Yeah. Very, very picturesque. It's an art form.

You know, if you ever look closely at one of those Apple commercials and they just, it's just the finger moving forward like a PNG and it has no blemishes. There's like no wrinkles. He's living that life. He is living that life. Taylor made for me. Happy Monday. Oh, okay. our characters are bad

interesting okay um those glasses look really good the uh is and this is not a criticism of her look of course the glasses go hard especially are we gonna talk about how they gave her a unibrow i am wondering if yeah it is a manual unibrow right they gave her a unibrow because she's poor right right okay yeah that's it's huge also like i don't think like finances affect how big the i guess his chance yeah unlucky um also is there a poster behind her that just says lunch? I think we need to get into that. Yeah. Hell yeah. I do think that.

This summer. Imagine, you know how if you like walk into like a college, a college boy's apartment, he might have a poster of like American Psycho or something on the wall. Oh, like a Pulp Fiction artwork. A Pulp Fiction. What if, what if he had just like generic things instead of like lunch movie uh be happy stay happy i think i would be more concerned i would you turn yeah i would fully leave instead of one of those um like big rope art prints that college girls have above their bed they just have like

a poster with a boat on it and it's like like the sea. Now I understand that in the past, hundreds of millions of people have watched some of these videos, but it is still surprising that 100,000 people watch this video. Yeah. Yeah. This, this, this,

uh, they have fallen off, but not to the point where, uh, literally a multiple stadiums of people wouldn't sit down. Maybe it's people like us. Maybe it's funny bastards. Yeah.

It's a hundred thousand, uh from two boys wow look at that bag and mine huh whoa my bad is hang on is that a monobrow he looks like uh he looks like a mike He looks like a Mikey Day character from SNL. Yeah, he does. Yeah, I mean, everything they're wearing is very much costume department. What do we have? Oh, lunch and school. Yeah, so the pose is actually a little bit more descriptive. And there's an abacus to the side.

For these 25-year-old students. Yeah. My bad. The 25-year-old students in the year 1645. Is that a paper bag? He's wearing a sundial is that a paper bag no wonder that fell apart i'm gonna you should be so ashamed this guy hates the environment i did crafts to make my back yeah he's uh when he goes to go straight in there like paper or plastic he smacks him in the face what do you think of course it broke yeah paper plastic uh birkin actually give that shit to me in a nice bag what is wait so i guess where was she keeping all this stuff when she

went in the locker maybe she stole her locker yeah her locker is bone dry and barren. And her paper bag has her elephant stuffed animal, a few colored pencils, and a planner. I guess maybe she bought the elephant and all that with her penny. With a single doubloon. I'm going to go ahead and say it. She doesn't have enough gear to be in school. Also, does she live at the school? She has two different slippers on. You know, when you're poor, that's how it works.

They transform. I mean, really, they are just millimeters away from putting her in a barrel. It is like with straps on it. She is figuratively in a barrel. The thing about their depiction of poor student is funny because all of her things are pristine yeah like those slippers worn for the first time today yeah she's just doing uh i guess has access to the laundry and stuff the school is like a pretty viable place to live yeah i don't think i could be crazy i don't think the school that you live in the school

you're just on the ground in the hallway Well they pity broke students That's of course Famously schools are very generous Oh no they sit next to each other For what 800 should be enough for what That's most of what's left

That's actually the GDP of the stuff here. Time to count my cash. Doesn't count a single bill. It's an $800 bill. 800 should be enough. He's like judging by the thickness of the stack. So much. Also, that was a craft.

Like there's nothing rich boy about this fucking paper. But he's got a paper bag in there there's a paper bag in his shit is it just for privacy was that what he wait a minute so the pink stripe was when i first saw the pink stripe i'm like oh this is layer one yeah of some broad it's gonna attach this is like a very shitty craft it is i mean the bag by itself is better the little the little paper bag it looks worse because you put it inside something you should have just used the paper bag this guy's this guy honestly he's a good good chat is that an academy award behind why is there so many awards yeah well

so he had a backpack and then he threw it away and he in the regretted it and had to craft had to craft himself another bag from raw materials. He threw away his last John Wick coin. Thank God there was a crafting table nearby. That's a Minecraft reference. So much for my good mood. What am I supposed to carry my stuff in now? His bag bag.

Nice bag. Shut up. Your bag is not good. It's weird. Nice bag. Homie has the worst bag i've ever seen but look dude she has a poor pencil case like pencil yeah he has a nice rich one that says follow your dreams oh there's i well i'm gonna sound like an idiot now i did kind of sort of

think that it said follow your biscuits but that that yeah in retrospect the resolution on their cameras isn't so high that i can't confirm that it doesn't say follow your biscuits let's say um it definitely it definitely does and then i'm not embarrassed what i can confirm is that there's a poster behind the academy award that says train your brain with lunch train your brain with lunch in school do they make these i know Where do they get them from? Also, I'm suddenly realizing, for the first time ever, maybe the radiation in Vistavia after capital T, capital E, the event,

led to telepathy. Sorry. When you said capital T, capital E, I thought of the word the. Capital T and a capital E. That's also exactly what I thought of. No H. v the event capital h uh but actually no v maybe they gain telepathy from the radiation but no one says anything out loud but they do hear them he was having those little thoughts of like nice bag you shit i'm gonna kill you or whatever yeah and she was like oh how embarrassing that he said that

this guy's chain hangs so low so low and it's not a good mix with a hot pink t-shirt i was gonna say do you think his neck is gonna turn green by the end of this video because there's no shot that's real yeah they didn't ask it's also made of plastic 100 didn't ask adam sandler's character from uncut gems for the props so mean are you hearing this moneybags over here is judging us moneybags yeah why can they hear each other yeah that's the first time they've ever moved their mouth out loud and it was to an elephant um if that's just a poster that says train your brain with the outline of a head that is one of the more dystopian things that i've seen that's yeah no that is uh it's cliche but that's 1984 yeah i was gonna say that is some 1984 remain alive work and thrive yeah literally

don't listen she's just jealous love you was he upset that she was talking to his bag well i mean she's talking to her well because she's talking to her elephant but we were hearing him hold on money bags over here is judging us money bags don't listen she's just jealous oh she wasn't literally talking about his bag with money in it. She was talking about him being a rich guy. And which he doesn't like? Yeah, he's like self-conscious about it. He's like just counted out his money. And he threw away his bag.

But now he's self-conscious. And he's wearing three chains. He's literally like wearing the GDP of a small nation. And be like, hey, that's a little gauche, don don't you think to assume that i have a lot of money my yeah my face when somebody calls me out for being ripped it's like me and my chains talking to uh it may as well be xqc with this like hundred thousand dollar watch i got my whole watch up i got your whole house on my wrist he picks up his uh gamer chair and whispers, don't let them insult you.

That's not fair. Yeah. Love you. Wait. Watch this. Time to turn my look around. Sorry, Mr. Elephant. Why start on that side?

There's always cutting. Yeah. This is not time. It almost like um in pokemon like everything is solved with pokemon battles it kind of feels like everything they every conflict in their lives which i don't even know if there is a conflict right now i don't know why she went into let's rip open my what i thought was a very sentimental clearly a friend the only person she talks to yes the only person she talks to she keeps them in a paper bag i mean i'm sure the audio listeners have already guessed the people not currently looking but they she has attacked the purple

elephant with the scissors by the butt starting at the butt after like it's time to do do do do yeah no literally dude goes into turn-based mode yeah no that's what it feels like it's like a now a tutorial for some reason. She's crafting in the pause menu. Yeah. And then just instantly the gun is reloaded, like the first Resident Evil. I'm giving you an upgrade. Keep cutting along the seam.

Keep cutting along the seam? Is she being, like, possessed by a craft dog? Yeah, her eyes are rolled back into her head. You're like, what do I do? Keep cutting along the scene maybe that's what it is it's like when you're in conflict you can either just accept accept your fate or you take the path of the kind of like the ghost of sparta the god of war and you pray to zepho he takes over your body right gives you the power to do some weird bullshit

what is this gonna be this is like it's like ratatouille yeah she's wearing it she's a chef's hat yeah it's another elephant hat wait what is what is a bag that's she's gonna turn into a bag but he she insulted his bag for money money bags and then now she has to make a craft then take the stuffing out sew it back up with a zipper but you're not done no shot it's over she did one hand scoop of the just cut to none of the stuffing being in there anymore yeah but also now there's stuffing you need to line it yeah yuck it can't just be fucking loose stuffing in your bag you're gonna put like a hair comb in there that it's like oh yeah do you have uh do you have mints so i'm feeling a little oh yeah let me just dig around through this stuffing. Can you make it look that just like

everything is covered in gray hair? Yeah. Insert string behind the head. Then tie it in a knot. How did you get the zip? Hello straps. Hello. You are not done.

There is- Hello straps. You've created... It's like if a doctor cut me open, pulled out my stomach, and then put a zipper there. And it's like, it's still a fucking disaster inside. Hey, Travis, wake up. We're not done. We're all set.

Not so funny now, huh? No, it's still pretty funny. In fact, I think you've destroyed your one true friend. I think your criticism of him was like, hey, you crafted this bag. You're rich. And then you attacked your only companion. This kind of feel. Yeah, he looks destroyed, though.

Where do you buy a zip? You can probably get that at a craft store. But I'm like, but a purple zip she did it at school a purple zip and having a purple string to go with it whoa hello stress just my new bag he holds all my stuff for me it i swear to god if she opens this and it's not just fucking stuffing with a cavernous hole if there's's no stuffing, I'll lose my mind. Yeah, what are we going to get? There's no stuffing. It's this lining!

She made the lining. Look at his face. See, he's figured it out too. Interesting. Did a lot off camera, didn't you? Yeah. Looks like you cheated. You didn't obey the rules of the duel. The crafting duel. Whoa. Thanks, Mr. Elephant.

You didn't do that. I mean, of course your bag will hold all your stuff. It's a pencil. Thanks, Mr. Elephant. The bag is so much harder to carry than the pencil. It's the least I can do for you. Now that you've taken my life. You know, not to be annoying, but I don't think you had to cut me entirely open to hold a pencil did you know that i can't die but i can still feel pain and i remember every single

scrap of stuffing that you took out of my body we famously remember a lot just think she's dabbing so she came to school she barely had any supplies she was in the school already but maybe she like has a power where she can summon crafting supplies to okay solve for any that's true yeah you did have a lot of pencils and and such yeah so i guess now but then she's got this this fucking cup of pencils if you want one of your own, too bad. It's one of a kind. And it's mine. I'd love if just one time it cuts to the reverse shot. And the teacher's like, can you guys pay attention?

This is insane. We are talking about a horrible crime. Guys, look, I don't want to bring the mood down. 9-11 happened five times today. Yeah. Like, it's, okay. Yeah, nice. The bag is sick.

The bag is sick. The elephant is crying out for help. It has sad eyes. It has sad eyes. Oh, well. Hmm. Can I buy it? I've got 800 whole dollars.

Wow, yes. Never folded. Fresh from the mint. Wow, yes. Never folded. Fresh from the mint. Wait, did she say no? Dude. She was excited about that penny. More like red student versus dumb student. Weird elephant hating student.

Yeah. Man, on second thought. Huh? Hell yeah. Huh? Okay, a deal's a deal. This is great. It looks terrible.

It looks scary. Tell me about it. All right, well, I'm going to go ahead and say that's more than $800. Bag. Respect. Yeah, so maybe he should be in school. Maybe he does need to train his brain. Maybe he should be in Chew.

Hey, welcome to Chew. Welcome to Chew. We lost the other letters in the event. Because we're so poor. I can't afford it. Well, I can't even say what they are. You can hang out in here. Perfect fit.

What do you mean perfect? That's some movie magic. Stuff, stuff, stuff, cut. It's not in there. So now neither bag works. I need a bag inside of my bag inside of my bag inside there's a third bag inside the bag three total bags not now work you can't use any of these the bag destroyer whenever he sees that he didn't have any want for the elephant when it was a

stuffed animal but the second it turned into a bag, he was like, I need to destroy it. I need to put it in my bottomless pit of a bag. Yeah, it's hammer space. Isn't that a... What's the show where it's like a bottomless bag? Mary Poppins. Okay. Scott Pilgrim.

Scott Pilgrim. Okay. There's a lot of bottomless bags, it turns out. Bag Man. Pleasure doing business with you. All right. So in what way was that poor versus rich versus giga rich students at school? It's what also they're not yet drawn a distinction between rich and giga rich.

Well, until now, this guy, maybe he's going to meet his maker in the form of a giga rich student. It's a brand new day. Now, what books do I need? How many Olympics did you win? Yeah. This guy is... He's just a gold bar. This guy just really likes Benjamin Franklin.

Yeah. He's using it like a poster. Yeah. Does he take the money off the wall? It's just funny because... Why? Also, he's won a lot of medals and he keeps a gold bar just in case yeah sometimes he trades that for a jansport backpack right whenever he gets the urge to put another bag in his bag

huh even his locker is blinging with hundreds. That was the honkiest way of saying that I could imagine. Heavens above, it's blinging. Even his locker is blinging. Gosh, he really goes off with that. He's pog champ. Yeah. He's proper stunting. Grids and blocks of gold?

Seriously? Can't go without my... It's weird that there's... Do you want to... There's a poster outside of the locker. Do you want to guess what it possibly says? It's two words I've never seen next to each other before in my life. Is it school related?

It is school related. I'm just going to say there's no possible way you guess this. Rock, roll, no land. In fact, I'll tell you the second word is literacy. Fuck it. Fuck literacy.

Happy literacy. happy literacy am i reading that wrong what was under it oh i wish we could read there's no way we're gonna get the resolution yeah well how is there why oh no there's something blue happy literacy day it's oh god it's blue and it's just like with the color grade it's like impossible to read a question mark i like is that what i don't think so literacy day and then there's like a little icon but i was like the negative space in that doesn't make any sense happy literacy day day happy literacy day that's when they learn it how How would you even find out? If you needed to go to a literacy day, how would you know?

Great point. Chemistry. Yeah, I guess it is a little bit of an insult to be posting something about reading. That's mean. Also, okay, generic posters for school sort of makes sense to me.

The only visible book we've seen is The Atlas of Heroes. Yeah, I don't know what that is. That's probably like the bible of this region. The Atlas of Heroes, it's all of the fallen heroes. Yeah, the warriors, the kings, the legends that died defending Bastavia from

aliens or whatever. From the invasion. Capital B. Tiny T. Always money o'clock baby oh some extra cash awesome sauce bag time awesome sauce dude who's gonna tell him that he has even more cash in his backpack before he throws it away again. So far, he has not bent a single bill. He respects Benji so much. He loves him, man. Must be nice.

But my locker? No precious metals. Just questionables. Well, there's the other slipper you're missing. Wearing those mismatched slippers. Yeah, that seems more like that's a you problem, isn problem isn't it also does she reapply her tape every day because the tape looks different than it did the first time if you're she's a craftsmaster fix the glasses the glasses dude i feel like you could have turned those glasses into a bag or some

i know for a fact you have glue you have any crafting material you need veins how old is this thing also her locker was empty yesterday yeah how did all this shit get in there flip sides and then she made it really dirty oh she got a new bag though that's good oh true oh well he paid her eight hundred dollars so i guess she could get oh that's true she upgraded is that blossom from the powerpuff girls on her shirt yeah okay would you who are you you want bubbles oh i was a buttercup dude freaking hell yeah i think i was born a buttercup and i've evolved into a uh a bubbles i can see that i think stupid i'm like annoying i think i'm you know what's weird as I'm coming around to blossom oh yeah I'm coming around same with Cyclops from the X-Men it's like yeah he's a good delegator good manager yeah good communicator oh hello sir bring me good luck today huh why are

you even in here that is the poor version of an Oscar. The rubber chicken. You rewarded it for not having any money. Dude, you watch the rubber chickies every year? Yeah, I win again. Oh, yeah, for me. God, I have so many of these. Um, hello?

More cobwebs? Nasty. But why? It's your locker. You put this in. What happened happened what was the time job unless it's not what did she say nasty but why oh here they are yeah you slept in that yesterday yeah or today whatever day it is what are you not wearing socks right now oh a sock me when i find a sock dude that's i will say if i chuck a handful of laundry kind of just near my wardrobe yeah and then i'm missing a sock and i discover it under the couch

nothing better than a fresh set of sock well it, it used to be. What is this thing? Weird. Dude, imagine being so rich you've never seen a real chicken. You've never won one. School costume party. You could dress up as a... A phantom? A sex predator.

You could dress up as a phantom at the opera. I hate cheap things. He has a fake model of an Oscar. He has a penny. He has pennies in his locker. He's wearing jorts, dude. I hate cheap things. I guess the jorts are very expensive.

Maybe this is how a prince dresses in this nation. Also, he has a Jansport backpack on. He has a Jansport backpack on like that's it has a jansport backpack on that is not exactly expensive it's full of money and he's wearing a mini chicago bulls jersey yeah i don't even know how you buy one that's how you buy one that's fake actually um that's where you you buy that at the think happy stay happy yeah it's not it's like uh if you go and buy it, it's a novelty because no one knows what it is. I do love that they've got an Ikea Kallax behind them. That is exactly what that is. Hello, sir. But if I say Ikea Kall collects with drawers

yeah yeah but it's 100% what it is anyway jacob can we zoom out and see how much of this video we've watched it's two hours long that's why yeah that's what i feared that's right i think we get to the end of uh yeah we'll get ready to the end of this character and then we'll move on these are both new to the canon these are watched yeah these are new characters i've never seen these yeah i do i do like uh rich guy poor girl yeah i do but i don't i haven't seen giga rich yet i got nothing against it but it does feel like i don't know i think denim is probably the most poor coded in movies and tv i thought it was he was gonna he was like trailer park core like they were going for that stereotype instead he's giga yeah he's my giga

all right but anyway i know this is a compilation of videos but we can jump back in yeah we watched this and then we could check yeah we'll just we'll just we'll just keep going through and i'll skip through if i have to they stress me out Wait, is this even mine? Yes, how long have you been gone this? This is why she wears mismatched slippers I don't want to blame her for a yeah, but she keeps throwing shit away. Yeah I hate to be that guy, but you She did get that backpack though. Hey!

Is that some sort of rodent? Oh boy. I hate cheap things. I haven't seen slippers. I'm too rich. I'm so rich. Gucci slides. What am I, poor?

I haven't seen slippers. I haven't seen rubber chickens. The list of things that rich people haven't seen is very weird. It's weirder than you think. Oh, nice. Ugh, what's that? I knew I had toilet paper in here somewhere. Yay!

Okay. Wait, this is a new brand unlock for us. Servin. Oh. Maybe she's excited because toilet paper is an extremely rare commodity now. She's struck oil. Servin toilet paper? Oh, so first of all, we've talked about it before,

but I have to bring attention to the poster that just says chemistry and then has two pieces of clopart next to it. Dude, look, it's a chemistry computer. Yeah. Jacob, could you zoom in on the poster that's next to the locker? It's a school rules. I want to see if I can read some of these school rules. Yeah. Do not next to the next to the locker it's a school rules i want to see if i can read some of these school rules yeah do not listen to the voices no fighting at school yeah no planes no what does that say lying do your homework is rule five. Restrict heretics.

Enjoy. No. Copy. And paste. I don't know. No prime. It is. It is.

Oh, weed. Go up. Go up. Up a little bit. School. Oh, that's funny. Welcome to school. Happy Literacy Day, Marlon.

I guess it wasn't that day. S-H-C-O-O-L. School. Welcome to school. Welcome to school. Welcome to school. That's the kind of boomers of Passavia talk like that. That's like a regional accent.

Right. Yay. Wow. Okay. Hey! Wow, okay. Hey, we all go. Uh-huh. So cuddly. My notebook. I can go without it.

Better get to class. Uh-huh. Man, poor people are weird. They're the only two people at the school. Also, like, he's going to public school Yeah I don't know why he's I don't know this weird He's met people that aren't giga rich before

He should be being fed Grapes in his chateau By like Esteban If he's that much of an elitist He would be at a boarding school With a 15 letter first name Yeah He's a Kennedy maybe of an elitist he would be at you know like a boarding school with a 15 letter first name yeah he's a kennedy maybe hey my tongue is long

all right that's just funny i think that's a great i think that's a great place to leave it. I think the rules have been reversed internationally. Hey, my tongue is long. No filter needed with this makeup. Okay, so they've gotten to switch rules now. Welcome to school. Let's begin. Don't forget the number one rule.

No phone. That's fine. Okay, then. I hate this glass do you think that being poor means that you can't align your glasses you can't yeah that unfortunately because of all the tape it is weighing down one side of the glass it's gone so extreme the amount of tape on this glass is in all different colored tape by the way yeah which is something that i feel like you could have control over but maybe i don't know i mean obviously you don't know taped glasses like me where do they find clothes this bright i know it's not just the color grade or their skin would be different right it's clearly like or they've

done like some like hsl like color shit unless they're like pumping specific colors unless they are ghostly pale in real life yeah unless they look like a vampire i think they could be doing the thing where you like select for the blues and stuff like that the curve on it's everything but no it's like yeah because yeah and they've done an exceptional job because they spent some hours in davinci no because yeah their skin tones are feel color accurate but it's like it's almost her uh dress in particular is like overexposed it's right yeah you're like losing detail it's so bright it looks like one of those amazon like previews if you look i going to buy this t-shirt and it's just pasted on. Yeah. My tongue is so long.

My tongue is, hold on, join that back. Hey, my tongue is long. Hey, my tongue is long. It isn't,

there's no effect happening. It is the same length as it would be. It's actually very little of it is poking out of his mouth. And I guess he's got a cracked phone. He does have a smartphone. And fingerless gloves. That cut in class cut in class yeah for sure well it's the rest of his hands like um covered in radiation right since he after the uh the invasion um that's fun man that feels nice yeah it's a throwback um what also is a throwback is what we'll be doing on our bonus which is this tweet excited to announce the 1.0 of digi

the future of ai romantic companionship for ios and Wait, they have a 13 step thread. Wait, let's watch this video. It was so nice talking to you today. Honestly, I've never met anyone like you. The world is harsh. I love you. It was so nice talking to you today.

She was talking to me. It's so funny because um it's like the mood the mood change or the uh the mood swing it almost feels like a parody of like women these broads yeah like they're all one day they're like hey and the other day they're like no but um let's look at wait okay so that's feels pre-rendered there's no way that that can be the absolutely is not ai yeah oh right yeah it does say it's ai scroll down let's look at the thread oh they've got funding they've got angel investors from naval they worked closely with the guy who designed mike wazowski apparently okay look if there is if it genuinely uh procedurally animates really well very

impressive i'm skeptical what's really wild is that uh they've already community noted them to say that one of the guys that he tagged was not involved uh to make a unique style that eliminates the uncanny valley while also feeling real human and sexy okay let's relax okay this has never been done before with disney or pixar characters yeah yeah they've never tried to make them sexy you know when i watch them i'm always thinking to myself that's not real first of all yeah it's not human i'm like hey it's not the uncanny valley and they're busted why aren't they fucking sexy why don't i want to get down with woody dude why can't i get down with mike was asking yeah dude hiring the guy that designed mike was asking to make a sexy on our patreon we are we downloaded the app we're

gonna download the app we're gonna pay for the app we're gonna engage in an ai companionship with a sexy pixar character i guess they should not i feel like disney should sue them for that even bringing it up yeah for even bringing their name into this that's the end for this episode of sad boys and the end of 2023 and the show and the it's all it's all downhill from here all done folks it's all downhill from here or is it uphill i'll go don't leave that is actually really staring at me um thanks for a good year dude hey this was a goodie thank you for a good year much love everybody um we love you and we're sorry boom boom um and happy new year as well see you next year just kidding it's now the beginning of uh hello and welcome back to sad boys night i'm falling down a big cavern and it's night down

here it's night and it's a cavern of content this is our exclusive patreon premium podcast it's real it's human it's sexy and my tongue is long disney could never disney could never we are uh we've got okay let's let's keep looking through this thread and then i've got my phone we're gonna pull it up on the screen and we're gonna look we're gonna date not each other but we're gonna date ai okay voice and latency it was clear from testing how important voice is but since i mentioned you know it turns out the ai part pretty like they that should be good turns out yeah apps like us can't afford any existing solutions so we rolled our own audio model listen to how good this is while they're still low

hanging fruit okay let's listen hey fellow friends in the san francisco bay area this is a voice trained internally from scratch by the team at diggy diggy is how you say that quickly at about 150 milliseconds on a 4090 to generate 17 seconds of text isn't this fucking cool oh they're they're really um they're they're in it this is like a tech company oh they are pilled yeah yeah yeah done internally in a disruptive manner they did it with a 14 they said like we can do this on a 40 90 look how fucking cool it is no wonder he's got a blue check he deserves it tell us about you okay i'm jordvis continue tell us about your ideal digi okay how high does the age range go? 70. All right. I'm going to say... I'm glad it starts at 18, by the way.

Yeah, Jesus. There was absolutely a world in my brain where I'm like, hey, they'll be like libertarians, but it's a computer. I do think that there's like a... I've heard that there's a concerning trend of people like training AI to be like kids and stuff. Jacob, you go ahead and pick a race for us. Jacob, you select the sexiest race

uh stewie griffin parentheses family guy the family guy uh repels from the roof he's breaking in he is looking suddenly my secrets suddenly behind him footsteps suddenly behind him it's shrek under what circumstances is murder morally justified om OMG, Jordan. Go to rich for me.